Ellie is a "literally me" character for women

Ellie is a "literally me" character for women

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >@elliesapocalypse

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick her!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a lesbian.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to frick me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's gay

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called generic, she's basically the bald space marine of female vidya characters

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Ellie.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dyke
    >Acts on impulse
    >Frequent mood swings
    >Girl Boss
    Yep, she is the equivalent of Ryan Gosling but for millennial roasties

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you write the "Good" version of Last of Us 2?

    I'd have Joel and Ellie keep having adventures, claiming new territories and supplies for the Jackson town and keep both of them alive and happy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely new cast with another theme.
      Joel and Ellie's story ended with TLoU and it didn't really need a sequel.

      Maybe a 2 parallel campaign story (like RE2) in which you choose to play either as a Firefly or as a FEDRA soldier whose paths cross in the end?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have Ellie hallucinate Joel in place of other characters, Reznov style.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How would you write the "Good" version of Last of Us 2?
      Steal the plot from The Lust of Us.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four years after TLOU1, Joel and Ellie are living together happily married.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pregnancy status?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Twins

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      joel get ipad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just started playing this game (finished Ellie day 1 yesterday) and I don't get why people threw such a fit over Joel's death. It was obvious it was going to happen and so far he's been portrayed as positively as possible.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      New cast, and actually make it about the zombies.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    and this one is for what kind of people?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is the role model for fat women who cant get into shape

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An aggressively dumb lesbian is meant to be a female self-insert?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women and israelites are incapable of creating a female character that has any femininity, breasts, or curves.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >child
      >wearing baggy clothes
      moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We see adult Ellie shirtless from behind and she still has 0 curves moron, it's not just the baggy clothes, she has no curves.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love her giant baggy filthy shirt here. It is easily 2 or 3 sizes too big, likes its made for a obese 6ft trucker but Ellie insists on wearing it. I think it is a design choice to hide any hint of a feminine figure. I feel so bad for modern women, they are literally being erased and turned into masculinized pseudo trannies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she should've grown up to look like nu-lara

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this game so fricking ugly bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just saying that because she's all covered up.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Jensen is a "literally me" character for men

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    joel's(me) wife

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still convinced this wasn't an active decision with the narrative but more like "how do we fill the male protagonist demand and continuation of TLoU demand in the same game to maximize profits? oh let's make them one by making Ellie a masculine violent protag who fricks women" in the most plain corporate approach

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is a lesbian because she has abandonment issues and a fear of men from almost being raped
    >has a martyr complex because she thinks shes special but also incredibly plain and average at the same time
    >literally engaging in degenerate sex with a promiscuous israelite while on guard duty when her white Christian father figure is being tortured to death as a consequence of saving her
    >literally causes all of her problems and gets her friends killed (if she never left Jackson Tommy would've wiped all the WLF gays easily, or Abby wouldve actually died a horrible slow death if she somehow escape Seattle)
    >Destroys her bloodline and any potentiality of passing on immune genes (the fireflies say the fungus is mutated but they literally had like 1 hour to run tests, they cant know everything)
    >runs away from a stable family situation because she has avoidance issues and trauma
    >her entire character arc isnt becoming better or finding redemption, its quitting because doing bad things makes her feel bad

    Whoa.... She really is literally half of modern womyn.

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