>enemy dashes. >then does melee attack (two hits btw heh). >THEN casts a devastating AoE spell

>enemy dashes
>then does melee attack (two hits btw heh)
>THEN casts a devastating AoE spell
>then makes melee attack AGAIN (a crit)
>then heals himself

>my Shadowheart can cast ONE action
>turn over

OMG HAHA I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH FUN HAHA!!!!!!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're legitimately an idiot if you find DnD 5e action economy complicated. Fricking moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do i buff Shadowheart?

      My char can do 3 attacks, Laezel can do 4, Minty can do 2. But this raven haired b***h is USELESS!"!!!!!! She either moves or casts ONE spell and then turn is over!!!!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have a number of approaches. You can pop spirit guardians, so she's consistently doing damage to people around her. You can animate dead, to have a pet that can attack. You can use a bonus action to summon a spirit weapon (non-concentration) that attacks for 10 rounds outside of your own turn.
        You can maintain bless to make your party members more likely to hit. You can invoke duplicity to make all those attacks your enemies are doing attack at disadvantage. You can respec her to the War cleric to get a second attack if it's that important to you. Or a Tempest cleric to get some pretty nasty Thunder damage skills.
        You can multiclass her two points in Fighter to get Action surge, or 5 to get double attack.
        I'm a big fan of giving her a mixture of Trickster Cleric/Thief Rogue so she can be my dex archer, handling all the lockpicking and dual wielding hand crossbows, while maintaining beneficial concentration spells.

        Just learn what the classes can do instead of whining.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clerics aren't gonna do as much upfront damage as other classes but Spirit Guardians is one of the best persistent AOEs in the game and Spiritual Weapon is one of the only non-concentration spells that can do damage every turn

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention depending on your domain, you can have heavy armor + shield so all those attacks mean jack shit against her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's trained wrong. As a joke.
        2 Tempest Cleric 10 Storm Sorcerer and you will frick shit up

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laughs in monk
    My turns are just me pummeling everything.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haste
    3x attacks
    3x attacks
    action surge
    3x attacks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, thats not the problem ehre. Its casters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casters are used for buffing, healing, crowd control and occasional AoE damage. Real damage is dealt by fighters/barbs/pals

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I WANNA DO MORE THAN ONE SPELL A ROUND YOU UTTER FRICKIGN MORON

          ESPECIALLY IF IM AGISNT % CASTERS WHO DO FIVE(!!!!) SPELLS A ROUND

          DO THE MATH, ONE NUMBER IS BIGGER

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Use haste, quickened actions or get good

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want the highest damage output as well as the best healing buffing and debuffing spells
            You're not getting it moron, play sorcerer if you want to clear a room in a turn and then long rest after every encounter.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're not getting it moron, play sorcerer if you want to clear a room in a turn and then long rest after every encounter.

              Oh i will, dont you worry!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and then long rest after every encounter.
              I just use the mod that refreshes all actions and spells at the end of combat
              Resting is a moronic mechanic anyways

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just use the mod that refreshes all actions and spells at the end of combat
                I couldn't imagine being such a moron.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah imagine farming camp supplies and resting every 10 minutes like a drooling moron
                Even worse, imagine having to use shitty cantrips because you dont wanna rest and your casters cant drop more than 3 fireballs while your melees attack 74 times per turn (no rest needed)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >farming camp supplies and resting every 10 minutes like a drooling moron
                The game hands out camp supplies like candy and if you actually think you need to rest after every fight you're actually just playing the game terribly. You have no one to blame but yourself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy your loading screens, lariancuck.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My last in game rest was over an hour ago.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Anyone who likes something I dislike is a cuck."
                Go back to getting your butthole stretched in the buckbreaking chamber of the old sanctuary by your pedo uncle/Catholic priest.

                Enjoy your cantrips, lariancuck

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Anyone who likes something I dislike is a cuck."
                Go back to getting your butthole stretched in the buckbreaking chamber of the old sanctuary by your pedo uncle/Catholic priest.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah bro just go through like 5 loading screens after every fight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just wish it had the pathfinder system of plopping down a camp wherever you are and actual time mechanics not commiting to 4 loading screens.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >haste
            Not my problem, learn how to play the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haste
      didnt beat the game.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Githyanki are OP it's why I kill Lae'zel and massacre the Creche everytime now

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >battle starts
    >milisecond the battle starts enemy casts frick huge aoe that does 100+ damage
    >party is in a giant pile because there was 0 preparation for the battle unless you already knew beforehand that it would happen

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't have this kind of bullshit if this was 3.5ed. Just saying.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Shadowpubes

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your fault for using shart. b***h is literal shit if you don't respec her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they made the basic fighter class so damn strong
      >Respec everyone to resemble faceless polearm wielding fighters
      >I get to look special and max persuasion
      >My honor guard does all the work

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