this minigame spray painting as a deaf, inner-city black lesbian or you are a bigot.
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>lesbian
she sucks Miles moron
miles is a troony now, bigot!
infamous second son did it better
The best part is that you don't see what you are painting.
Well duh, she's deaf. Why would she see it?
Exactly.
Well it shows you the paintings after you do them
>San Andreas does the same
>gets loved for it
Oh gamers.
Shh, you'll hurt their itty bitty pea brains.
you mean the game where you play as a gangbanger
Sorry I was just trolling haha
There's gameplay incentive in San Andreas to do it.
You tag shit to expand territory and to have your guys help you ice some ballas fricks AND it's optional
In Spiderman this is completely separated from the narrative of the game you are playing and serves as an annoyance at best
Who the frick buys Spiderman and thinks "I can't wait to play as a deaf black woman and doodle on some walls" get real
Didn't know CJ was a deaf lesbian.
San Andreas was a parody of what being black in the hood is like. It's not afraid to make jokes of itself and never forces an agenda on the player.
It's like a beloved comedy like Dont be a menace to south central whilst drinking your juice in the hood.
Spider man 2 on the other hand forces moronic shit like low iq uneducated doing graffiti/property damage and thinking that this is somehow diversity at its finest and that it should be praised for pushing a left agenda
>Dont be a menace
The SA mission has combat in-between tagging.
Damn, didn't know you had to tag pic related in SA
But I am a bigot. Why would anyone choose not to be?
If the game pandered to Ganker like this, they would love it.
Absolutely Hypocritical
breasts too big. Im not into misshapen clowns.
>breasts too big
gay
your porn addled brain doesnt even know what a healthy attractive woman looks like. All you know are exaggerated cartoons. Cope.
I thought MJ was okay, kinda cute in the first one and I still hated her boring annoying parts. I wanna play Spider-man, not this shit. And yes, what you posted would be 100% better. Also, Web Of Shadows is THE best spiderman game, PERIOD.
>Web Of Shadows is THE best spiderman game, PERIOD.
The shittiest of tastes
>Mormon temple in the background
>the people that write this game would clutch their pearls if an actual black walked in their direction
Or they would relax and get stabbed.
Rip bozo
>YOU WOULD LIKE GOOD THINGS!!!
Yeah?
Why does insomniac think that anybody gives a shit about playing as Mary Jane or Miles' deaf artist girlfriend
They don't. The game is not made to be enjoyed.
It's bad on purpose, chud.
It's an EXPERIENCE.
Real life has lots of boring shit, get immersed or touch grass.
spider man ?
>story doesn't negatively impact a game, we should have more story in games as a matter of fact!
I think you owe me an apology, Ganker.
no you don't get it, video games are an interactive medium. we should have tons of uninteractive cutscenes that are on par with hallmark movies. le heckin bideo gane stories are so good
looks like a shovelware ps3 game
can someone who is not an absolute brain dead moron who hates blacks explain to me in normal human terms what all this is about?
OPs post wasnt exaggerating anon
Black folk are now a pandering device. Anytime you see one remember that character wasnt designed to be anything but a virtue signal. Thats why shes deaf. Thats why you stop playing spiderman to deal with her. Thats why shes doing woke corporate sponsored graffiti.
Play as Miles’ deaf girlfriend. She gives some flashback about how she spray painted some murals or whatever and invited some other chick to her art club. People shit on Hailey, but I’m honestly just relieved Insomniac attempt being original instead of giving Miles’ Peter’s sloppy seconds/hand me down girlfriend.
>AAA openworld game has dumb filler content as many AAA openworld games do
>But because the filler content involves a black woman, it's unacceptable
That's really all their is to it. If it was a deaf white boy, it wouldn't be getting constant threads on Ganker (and /misc/ too, curious), people would note it as a stupid filler mission and move on without a thought.
>It's just one thing you are upset about
Anon it's the same thing over and over and over. Blacks good, whites bad.
On repeat. Constantly.
All the quests having literally nothing to do with being fricking spider man.
Ask yourself why it uses the term Bipoc.
>allaband together
The frick does that mean?
The deaf muzzie b***h forgot there's an h in allah
if I saw this a few years ago I would have thought it was a joke, holy kek.
>generic globohomosexual art some intern shat out in 15 minutes because they couldn't be assed to find an actual BIPOC artist to make an actual piece of art for their game
based
>because they couldn't be assed to find an actual BIPOC artist to make an actual piece of art for their game
The literal reason for globohomosexual artstyle is to literally hire talentless Black folk who barely know how to draw but can spawn a handful lines on a vector art program.
It would be pretty funny seeing someone tagging a wall and they're just doing this shit
>we bipoc artists
>literal corporate art
lmao. not a single black person was involved in making this
No they were. You fail to recognize the black queer nerds that never fit in with other black people in school and latch on to white alt groups. Those dorks hit the fricking lottery when Obomgo reformed the Department of Education into the first uniformly anti-racist intersectional government agency.
The only kid I knew like that was really into Sonic though.
One of mine was a weird scrawny short blasian girl who wrote dark Naruto erotica and gave me my first kiss
How's the oral herpes treatin you?
She was middle class and kinda cute, had a gothic e-girlta style. it was a happy memory even if she was insane.
thats a really sweet story
no way, corporate art is 100% a israeli invention
it really is beautiful, a real reflection of Black Power*
*as presented by corporate america
here you go darkie, this is your equity. and don't forget, trans rights!
>Allaband
Is this another Cuba flag? Did they outsource this entire game to Indians or something?
>artist
>free thinker
literal globohomosexual artwork and buzzword straight out of israelitegle seminar.
Why does this PS5 game looks worse than the previous one that was on PS4? They fricking outsourced this one to pajeets didn't they?
Goddamn, why does JJ Jameson look like a melting wax sculpture?
Dude looks like he's two slaps away from looking like Simon Cowell
PS3 games look as good as these which is interesting.
reject strand-based hair. return to card-based hair
This is the part where I was bewildered. It's not even on the PS4. The Delilah scene was also questionable because it looked like they ported a PS2 model and doesn't resemble the work done in Spiderverse
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They made him israeli.
I recall reading that JJJ was Stan Lee's self-insert which would support him being israeli but he wasn't usually.
Seriously though, he looks incredibly israeli here. And not at all like the small portrait of him you see in the first game.
Yes.
im really waiting to see how fricked the wolverine game is
Truly the evolution of vidya I've waited all my life for.
>this minigame spray painting as a deaf, inner-city black lesbian
I thought this was fake, it's real:
https://twitter.com/picassosenemy/status/1715763920906985597
>play as feral ugly silverback subhuman felon
you have my attention
>spraypaint
>This scene
>First guy you rescue: "Thanks for saving me from certain death! *pause* umm oh btw my boyfriend loves you!"
>Help gay guy invite boyfriend to homecoming
>Save BIPOC poet mascot guy from evil white jocks
>Free old black guys birds and say good bye
>Help black womyn find her dementia riddled grandpa
>Help middle eastern girl take pics of ethnically diverse teams (no whites tho)
>Give picture takng advice to a middle eastern girl who wants to take better photos than peter
>help tuff azn super hero track down cletus kassidy ummm because
>science missions all led by non-white doctors (black male and asian woman)
>black cat needs black person magic to get the wand to send her to paris to her gf (her white woman magic and love for gf wasn't enough; only miles doing it for her).
>Peter needing to rely on Ganke for everything too
Oh yeah I also forgot
>Reprogram murder robot dog to be a guide dog for blind person of color
>It was mistreated by white hunter
Whoops forgot the museum robbery.
>Evil white man pays gang to steal BLACK MUSICAL HISTORY to kill the museum and add to his personal collection.
Not gonna lie, I was a bit disappointed it didn’t join the cast and become the Spider-Man equivalent of bladewolf.
How long until Ganker shitposts about how the QTEs freeze time if you don't do them?
>not a quadriplegic
What a bunch of bigots.
i dont think ive played a single capeshit game
Isn't it a side mission?
Yes, but get mad anyway.
To make it balanced there should be another side mission where you curb stomp car thieves and fentanyl addicts.
it was slightly kino be honest.
Why do developers keep forcing you to play as the characters you don't give a shit about? I hate that trope.
You know who would have been a good diversity rep in a Spiderman game? Doc Oc's cute midget girlfriend.
Honestly it's genuinely so condescending how they try to depict blacks
They don't try to actually shine any kind of a new light on ghetto culture and depict blacks as 80% of them live, no they make them gay and deaf and dress them like it's the 80s. Just piling all the weird shit that liberals fetishize onto them because the people that write this game would clutch their pearls if an actual black walked in their direction.
Impotently whine and cry and make a thousand threads about this game or else you're a libtard
lmao you spic-americans really play this crap? Embarrassing.
>tagging minigame
Based
>deaf lesbian Black person
nevermind
It's not really tagging, she goes around painting heckin wholesome murals of flowers and shit. Just the blandest shit ever.
>2,5 millions copies sold
Accept it you incels, chuds lost.
As friendly neighborhood spiderman its my duty to BREAK HER FRICKING HANDS!!
Is she in this game?
The game might have already been in her. Who knows?