>enter code. >get mew

>enter code
>get mew
what is the point of playing these games anymore? Where is the magic?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a mystery gift what did you expect?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >input semen
    >get child
    life is meaningless

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tis but unironically

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        breasts but unironically

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guys.. I think I mixed the order up..

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Input child, get semen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mpreg?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >input semen
      >fails
      >imput semen
      >fails again
      >input semen
      >quintuplets
      having children in the ultimate gacha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try dealing with a pregnant wife. That shits harder than anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you know? Your a /vp/ poster.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to get my pokemon pregnant and help her raise the eggs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So basically a cuckold fantasy

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > in 1 month will be cursing saying the Mewtwo raid is too hard and demanding it to be given for free

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This when they give it Shadow Ball or Dark Pulse on top of Nasty Plot after its erased the buffs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gen 9 raids are dogshit, why wouldn't people complain about them

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s par the course for Mew, isn’t it? He M.O. is “rarity” though that’s only because he’s unavailable (legitimately) in a majority of the games

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got to Japanese store to have code input for you
    >get mew
    Nothings changed since Gen 1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least you have to venture out to get mew. It's like an adventure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >going where I was going anyway was an adventure

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Basement dwelling shitposter thinks going to the local toys r us is an adventure

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >homie is so tired of life leaving his house is not an adventure

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Going to a store is an adventure
        God your life must be dull

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jaded wagie cant appreciate anything
          anon...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Basement dweller goes wew when he goes outside once a year
            Do your mother a favor and have a nice day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you out yourself this hard on the internet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the point
    there isn't one
    >Where is the magic
    there isn't any

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    almost all mystery gifts have been handouts unfortunatly mystery gifts like deoxys an shaymin are very rarely made

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to game stop
    >Get code
    >Input code
    >Get mew
    Its always been this way anon Especially for mew I just dont have to waste my time In line to get the code. Ill be fair and give you it doesnt have a story line to it but mew events never did unless you hacked emerald

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Go to game stop
      This always filtered me. I'm too old and fat to be asking for codes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh even as a kid I always felt like a turbo loser for doing ANY irl event thank the gods I skip that step and do everything online

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to Toys R Us
    >enter cartridge
    >get Mew
    wtf Gamefreak

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Underages complaining about mythical giveaways is a baffling concept. You know this isn't the first time Mew was given out, right? Or any of the other mythicals, right?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Mew is fighting type.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      drain punch your way to victory

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GameFreak worked very hard to generate that code, chud

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick are they going to add more Mystery Gifts to Arceus, or at least rerun some of the old ones?
    doesn't this franchise have enough fricking FOMO going on already without expanding it to player cosmetics?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It legit surprised me that they reran the 7 star raids with SV. This franchise likes to FOMO so much and never lets events leave their grasp once they are done

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they? I missed a handful due to illness and haven't seen them again

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mew is Level 5 and you're meant to train it up to fight Mewtwo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh, you mean those 20 exp xxxl candies i fed it to instantly shoot it to level 100?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mapping out a small area for one encounter is too much for the biggest media franchise on the planet.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to store at mall
    >get a Mew
    There was never any magic in getting a official Mew. Just be glad you don't have to hope you live in an area that is doing the give away. Let alone actually having to physically go to the location

    The "magic" was from before it was given out in official means. When the only way to get one was to glitch or use a Game Genie/shark.
    Mythicals as a whole are a pretty shit idea that rely on FOMO. This is why it's always morally correct to inject Mythical Pokemon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Faraway Island Mew is the best Mew we ever got.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But we never got it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the first Pokemon event in the US. It was at a mall, and you had to wait in line forever, but could play 6v6 against a Nintendo rep. They were not giving out Mew at that time, but the rep did use Mew and Mewtwo. I did get a Celebi from a Nintendo Power contest though, you had to mail them a postcard to enter, and then if you were one of the winners you'd have to mail in your cartridge, then they mail it back with Celebi on it. I'll take the code route from now on thank you.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, any idea if she's Shiny-Locked? If not, how do you reroll?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is shiny locked, it was datamined before the event was even officially announced.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He
        Mew is canonically a mommy, dummy. Men can't give birth, and the Japanese text uses the word for a literal conception, so it's not a metaphor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is canonically more than one Mew, and mine is very masculine.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a troon?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give birth is used here as "it was made from".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Locked and you can't reroll without starting a fresh profile because it saves once you enter the code to accept the gift

      >get event item
      >rng manipulate
      >throw master ball
      >get mew
      wtf gamfrek

      I saw someone shiny hunting with a Magikarp, they let Mew use Transform which copies it as Magikarp and then you can throw an easy Dive Ball

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you bought the game anyway so you dont deserve magic

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The magic died a long ass time ago op. Just accept this as fact and continue consuming the slop GF shits out in present day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just accept this as fact and continue consuming the slop GF shits out in present day.
      umm.. why?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah bro I love this event that never actually happened, old pokemon is the best I definitely played it instead of mindlessly wiener sucking it!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only like 5 people in the entire world got to experience this legitimately

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gen 1

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting Mew now from a Mystery Gift in 2023 is like finally having sex with your high school crush that you never got with, but it's 20 years later and she's covered in stretch marks, is divorced and has 3 children.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I thought events were so cool, but the fact that I had to go to some place to get it was moronic.
    Now there's the option to get it via the Internet but instead of making it some cool thing like the events of the 3rd and 4th gen they just give the Pokemon to you, and worst of all, sometimes close to level 100.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pet mew

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any events only happen in California or New York, and even if they did that, there are still so many people afraid of Covid.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anons can't into rarity creep

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not 1999 anymore grow up

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are a decade late mate

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get event item
    >rng manipulate
    >throw master ball
    >get mew
    wtf gamfrek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the GO one since that 1 can be in English and legit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese Emerald Mews are legitimate. Don't ask me why only those ones can be shiny. Probably is the same answer as to why Emerald's RNG seed is 0. Developer frickups.
        It transfers just fine. (Not that Poke Transfer is a good source; legitimate shiny Jirachis from bonus discs couldn't transfer because again, developers are frickheads, and didn't fix the code until 2014 Jirachi events.)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          English name legit is what i meant since you clearly know Faraway mew can only be Japanese

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Technically you can mix records with an an English game.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mixing records won't give you the Old Sea Map. That only works with the Eon Ticket, and only works with someone who scanned a physical Eon Ticket card or dot code themselves, you can't get one by mixing records with someone who mixed records to get one.

              The only "legit" Mew you can get in English outside of giveaways is the one from My Pokemon Ranch, and that still requires you to hack a Wii to load the game's rom, since Wii's eshop is long dead.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't call paypigging Niantic a "legit" method.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah I forgot about that method. I guess you could do that too.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Technically you can mix records with an an English game.

            Just... nickname it Mew?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Emerald's RNG seed is 0
          Remember you can reroll your seed by watching paints:

          https://www.pokemonrng.com/emerald-painting-rng

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a fricking magical mess these games are.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a problem with Mythicals in general. The idea is that they're rare, so rare that most people doubt they even exist. But instead of being well-hidden in the game itself, they're just handed to us for free.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if anyone cares but this is the first (and probably only) time they are giving you a Mew that could have your own OT. The only time I recall you having your own mew with your own OT is the original treasure island cartridge and the pokemon GO event that you had to pay for and grind your ass off to get it (this is the only time you could get a shiny Mew with your OT). Even the shiny Glitch with Red and Blue the OT is GF. Thought that was interesting to mention

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't name it though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That I didn't know.
        That's so stupid. For what reason? Seems like they don't want any of the Mythicals Nicknamed.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Classic Ribbon. They did the same thing with the Home starters gift for PLA and the Hisuian Zoroark one for SV.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Classic Ribbon
            Ah alright. That makes sense.
            Shame though, but I get it.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but but but you use the mew to beat a super hard 7 star raid. How else could we win?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who give a shit about """legit""" pokemon are literal reddiscord autists who think that pokemon have some hidden immutable characteristic based on their origin. (Spoiler: they don't.)
    Set your 3DS clock backwards, inject a wonder card, and get one of the three dozen legally released Mews out there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why even play the games, homosexual?
      Just hack yourself to see the credits.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hacking in a missed event is equal to any%ing the credits
        double digit IQ take

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like 0%ing the credits

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a Mew I can nickname. I don't get why Gamefreak keeps doing this shit with the Mythicals.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pull up JP Emerald rom, inject the Old Sea Map wc, and go to Faraway Island. You can nickname that one. Otherwise, I think you gotta shill out for the $50 Mew in the Pokeball Plus

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t u nick the one u get from BDSP

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bulba doesn't list an OT for the gift, so I'm pretty sure it counts OT as the player. It's listed before the ranmas 'mons and we know they're marked as player's own.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much work

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SORRY, ZOOMERS TO LETALDED PLEASE UNDERSUTENDU

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GameStop in my area closed down before Zeraora event in Gen 7 released
    >wasn’t able to get one until the shiny one came in 2020
    >still don’t have a Gen 7 Zeraora
    I’m still pissed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      GameStop in my country closed so I don't think I'm even able to get anymore event codes 🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but Zarude.
      I wanted the Normal one, and I never got it through the newsletter

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has always been the case with Mew. You go somewhere or online and download it, and you're done.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cry about a feature that's existed for over a decade like it just started.
    >What's the point of playing anymore
    You do know for the first ever mew, back in the late 90s, you literally just had to go to a store and plug into a stranger's gameboy, right? These frickers never had elabirate requirements, you're just a homosexual zoomer that doesn't know shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO it's true
      Gamefreak has been genning way before pkhex

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a Gen 4 distribution as a teen - looking it up, I'd have just turned 17. I was horribly self-conscious about even wanting the distribution, but I eventually asked my Mum if she could drive me a couple of towns over to the shop that was doing it. She agreed, and so we went. I was nervous the whole time, I felt like such a loser for playing a kid's game when I could legally drive, smoke and have sex.
    We get to the shop, and I'm suddenly feeling awkward for a whole different reason - the store is overrun by obese men in their 30s and 40s, all with DSes in hand. I hid somewhere with wireless reception, grabbed my Darkrai, and bolted ASAP. Mum still occasionally brings up just how many adults were there, and almost no children.

    Good thing that shit is online now because otherwise I'd have to be one of those disgusting 30-something frickers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you’re doing it for your kid or girlfriend and pretend you don’t really understand what’s going on and need the cashier to explain it better for you.
      Or, y’know, just walk in, get what you need, and walk out. If you have any sense of good hygiene and grooming at all, then that still puts you leaps and bounds above the average gamestop visitor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're overthinking things anon. Just go in and come out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having gone to the local toy shop and local gamestop (while it lived), I can safely say some shopdrones will gush about the games, some will give you your code and be lukewarm on them and those that have no clue will just shove a fist of cards at you or call someone if they need to print the code off the till.
      Trick is going in while the kids are at school.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the day if you entered a code you got Mew too and no one complained then.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This. Getting Mythicals through code makes you realize they are just a bunch of 1s and 0s instead of real animals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's my problem. Pokemon is all about selling the illusion that it's "real". It tries so hard to cover up the fact that this is all just a bunch of 1s and 0s, but then they do shit that contradicts that philosophy and completely shatters that illusion.

      And that illusion is all this franchise really has going for it. It's an escapism franchise, a lifestyle brand.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just sysbot time limited giveaways, fomo is not gameplay.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catch Staryu
    >Flee trainer battle
    >Switch boxes
    >Push boulder
    >Battle Ditto
    >Get Mew
    wtf where's the magic

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