>enter giant level
>NPCs hype up the boss
>fight boss
>make him fall from a chair
>he dies
I didn't laugh
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>enter giant level. >NPCs hype up the boss. >fight boss. >make him fall from a chair. >he dies
>enter giant level
>NPCs hype up the boss
>fight boss
>make him fall from a chair
>he dies
I didn't laugh
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>start game
>take 3 steps
>credits roll
how did you get out of the wheelchair before defeating gertrude?
by drinking the potion of restoring after watching a 55 hour cutscene and then completing a 200 hour side quest
>pokemon red speedrun
in actuality though if they'd had internet on the Gamesplice 2 that 3 steps glitch would've been patched to oblivion.
More gameplay than in ZTD.
Should I make a Raikiri/Tornado Boots build or a Sunstorm Brand build? I'm currently just before Chrominet's fight
She has lightning immunity, it's Sunstrom or bust.
raikiri/nado is a meme build, anything with halfway decent slash or lightning resistance stonewalls it. it's just popular with newbies because nothing in the first quarter of the game has that, but it falls off a cliff. sunstorm holds up better, but it's a bit autopilot for my tastes. leadfoot greaves/zweihander or greataxe is where it's at, satisfying to use and ragdolls any light enemy including some bosses.
>tornado boots
you can literally get the Typhoon Boots before the tornado boots via a wall clip or even a Svenkman glitch on pre-patched or Video Hexagon physical version. I'd reload to before that if you still can, typhoon boots make tornado boots look like those Indomitable Tide boots you get from the first boss that don't do shit.
FRICK the Ash Warden boss fight
>hurr durr filtered
Shut the frick up, having to fight tons of ranged enemies at the same time is not fun. Your stupid fricking character gets stunlocked constantly while she hits you with the stupid fricking Ash effect. The only thing good about this b***h is that she's hot.
I can see what they were going for with AW, she's supposed to teach you that you need to change your build to deal with different enemies and that special equipment effects aren't there just for show or bigger numbers. Anything with passive Whirlwind like Tornado Boots or Zephyrcape trivializes the fight because it heavily reduces Ash buildup and automatically blocks all but the heaviest arrows from the mooks. You can also just use Blink Slash or Sky Jump to immediately get on top of them and kill them one by one while being mostly safe, but you aren't likely to have those by that point unless you really went out of your way to explore higher level areas or grind for rare crafting materials. Decent concept, poor execution.
Fricking hell, is that what Whirlwind does? Passive doesn't explain shit. I'll get back to her boss fight later on, then. Stupid that they have a super specific way to counter her bullshit.
She joins your party, right?
It's not the only boss that's made a lot easier by a specific build, but it's the most egregious example. They're usually more clearly signaled and not long after AW the game opens up a ton so it's much more likely that you can have something in your build or party to deal with a specific boss's bullshit. She does, but leaves after a certain plot point (not to spoil, but it has to do with the floating city and the dragon king) and can't be added again until postgame, so enjoy her while you can.
I'll actually try out more of my stuff to see what they do. Any other weird effects like that?
I'll use her as much as possible, then. I got this game since I heard you could romance a boss, so it's a shame that I hated her actual fight so far. Hopefully the whirlwind thing will make it more fun.
Off the top of my head, ice + crushing damage immediately dispels Undymien's water shield, if you have fire resistance above 40 (I think) you can stand on the magma in the Hechatoncheiros' arena and wail at him without having to wait for him to raise the rock pillars and, I shit you not, any head gear with sunglasses or visors makes you immune to the Icon of Brilliance's blind effects. I'm sure there's tons more, Nooki Games loves easter egg-ish interactions like those.
Maybe you've been using it against single bosses? Most of the damage is in the ricochets so it's best against either crowds or fights against multiple elite enemies. If you have effects that set up terrain like Glacial Pillars or Haunted Copse you can ricochet off of those instead and make it work even against singular enemies. Takes a bunch of setup since you need a second character to be playing support to the main shooting star character, but those effects are easy enough to squeeze into a backline support's build.
What the FRICK is with dancing in this game?
You can't join any factions until you get it to 50 and you frick up half the quests unless you can boogie hard enough
I just wanted wanted to be a wandering doctor who can do karate but I can hardly spec into either cause I have to keep dumping all my skill points into getting jiggy with it or I'll get locked out of 90% the game
I take back every time I b***hed about 2 making blowjobs an OP stat, this shit is ridiculous
Holy fricking shit it wasn't real??!
>falling for obvious photoshop
I only play it for the horsewiener futa mods
What's the problem with the canon horsewiener futas?
>leave wife at home while I go adventuring
>she doesn't frick other men while I'm gone
Literally just a downgrade from 2, frick you homosexuals for shilling this
>he married the bar maid
Anon, have you tried teleporting back to the home town?
she's been stalking you the whole time to make sure you aren't cheating
Not to mention all the gear that you can inexplicably find in your house. And why when you take the gear, your house has a few less knickknacks and furnishings when you return; she's selling everything to buy back the gear you swiped to continue stalking you
she's yandere as shit and becomes a boss fight when you progress too far down a girl's route
Honestly that entire questline was weird as shit. I always choose the unmarried origins because it feels like one of the writers was venting out his failing relationships through it. But I guess some are into it, especially the routes where you get cucked.
I liked how the Dark Magic tutor has something to comment on how deeply your wife cares. Giving a ring to accentuate the spend HP to do more damage mechanic was a nice little cherry on top of the story, and another piece of evidence in the pile that proves that Dark Magic is literally the power of love. I am a chuuni little shit so that presses all of my buttons. Also funny how cucks get a ring to make dark magic worse to the benefit of losing 0 hp when casting and the tutor immediately leaves.
But really the best reward is to side with your wife against your party member thot and kill her, you get the most hardcore yelling and screaming barbarian skills in the game and I love it.
Who thought it was a good idea to replace the crafting mechanic with a cooking mechanic? And why you can only make chinese food?
how the frick are people doing the shooting star build? it looks sick but i cant get my damage where i want it to be. i found that one shoulder pad that everyone uses in the tutorials but im definitely missing something. any tips?
What wand are you using? Check the Astral stat. You should use one that has at least 50 in order to actually get the stacks rolling.
>19 astral
im fricking moronic, i even found svyarrans scepter but i was using some shitty one from ages ago since i thought i was just using its appearance
Don't forget what
says. The second wand doesn't need to be 50 Astral, but it would speed up the process.
ill definitely keep this in mind. seems like i found the root of my problem though
Have fun, anon. And try not to run into any Star Devourers
>spoiler
what the FRICK are those and when can i expect to see them
No spoilers from now on. Just look out.
well frick me i guess, im sure ill know when the time has come
You already have, the consuming has begun
Is the battle pass worth it? There seems to be nothing but foreskins on there
The battle pass is a scam. You can easily purchase foreskins once you reach Zye On. Only get it if you really want the Scarred One skin for your MC.
Cool, I was grinding nose-goblins on Real Isle. Drop chance is terrible, guess I'll leave and head for Zye On.
Ok so I read that you need to combine 10 foreskins to create an epic foreskin, combine 10 epic foreskins to create legendary foreskins etc. That's pretty sick, definitely worth the money over the grind.
What's the best early built if I want to add future-female-me to my party? Sea Chaos or Lawbreaker?
Lawbreaker works well with her designated class, but I personally prefer Sea Chaos. Her time rifts combined with its Abyss ability absolutely MELT bosses.
>Sea Chaos
>Lawbreaker
Anon…
Neither of those fricking classes deal fluvian-based dialog OR wooden broom. God I swear you zoomers are the cancer killing this game.
>fluvian-based dialog
Frick that shit, I'm supporting King Sophia
I'm having fun playing a video game for the first time in years!
>saying it
>not spraying it
Wait for the next update
>no microtransactions
Fun fact: Gorlnok the Conqueror was mocapped by porn star Lexington Steele.
I know some of the developers were in some of the Newport Videos flicks as a little joke but I had no idea they actually got one of the actors to mocap
I'm still pissed they changed the combat from the beta, it had way more intricate mechanics back then like gnort-canceling and heavy basket weaving. They cut it all out in favor of spamming shooting stars and glacial pillars, no wonder the pvp is dying.
Based pillar bro
Sophia gays get the rope
>t. basketgay filtered by Pillars
Just look up bro, lmao
Basket weaving took mechanical skill to pull off while pillars can be put down just by aiming at the ground and spamming. It isn't fun to deal with this shit every game.
If you have pillars so much then make a flying party
Flying is for shitters, I'd rather do werehog runs.
PvP is a gigantic meme. I'd much rather the PvE had room for a variety of viable builds than them trying to balance around PvP and screwing the experience for the non autists.
Rolan's sidequest after chapter 12 gets really good, they don't let him get off scot free despite what it might seem initially. It's a slow burn but he's legit one of my favorite party members once you do his entire quest. Not to mention he's awesome gameplaywise as
says. Between gameplay and story he's easily the best party member after Arenni (call me awaifugay, I don't care, she's the best) and geckobro.
>mfw just cleared chapter 9
do these homosexual devs really expect me just be okay with Rolan joining back into my party after what he did 5 chapters ago in Stonehand Harbor??
nah m8, your b***h ass is sitting on the bench until this playthrough is over
The "muh forgiveness" bullshit gets taken way too far in this series. It's why you have cucks like
Oh, you're gonna regret that in chapter 12, for sure. Zabrador fight is almost impossible without Rolan's hammer launcher move, dude is regenerating extremely fast so long as his feet are on the ground. Also not to be a spoilergay, but with him in party you'll get separate questline leading to King of Kings ending.
Best girl?
Zia. Zia's lips belong wrapped around my wiener
Violet the Emo Knight
>Found some greaves with waterwalk
>Immediatelly got to the nearest shore
>Lightspeed all over the ocean
>big mistake
There's a superboss in the sea, i think you gotta make sure there is no dry land in sight. Other than that, there are some islands here and there.
There's a dungeon in one of them, it goes down and after the boss you can access a sea floor zone, i don't have anything that lets me breath underwater so i can't explore it right now.
I really like how there's a different eating animation depending on what you eat when you're healing. They're soulful as frick, and I think I've seen at least 10 unique ones which is pretty insane. What I don't get though, is why in gods name does your character fricking fart after eating??!? What kind of stupid idea is this? Here we are, playing this mostly serious game, surviving in a run down city, you eat once to heal and then you fart randomly for the next 5 minutes?
Fricking takes me out of it man. Braphomosexuals must be having a fricking field day with this shit.
theres a mod to remove the farting but honestly? its kind of immersive after downing 3 bowls of healo beans
>Be me
>At dream wedding sequence
>Cannot for the life of me remember the order of my vows
>Somehow Maris is allowed in the bride's place
>Eddie pees on my Testoni Men's Dress shoes (size 6)
Any ideas?
>Brass Embrace nerfed to the ground
>Feed The Earth cooldown is 2 times longer now
>HoHDoD STRAIGHT UP REMOVED, so there's no way to reliably farm Vapors now
THEY LITREALLY KILLED THE COOLEST FRICKING BUILD IN THE GAME
WHY
HOW DO YOU FRICK UP SO BADLY
Who did they get to do the OST? I missed that part of the credits.
Just here to tell you again that it's impossible to reach adragshar before chapter 3 of the story. Idk which moron started to spout that meme but if you believe it you have to be genuinely moronic. No exdeath cheese for you.
It is though, but it's super fidgety to actually do.
>get the LCK stat of chars 1, 3 and 5 in active party to exactly 36.
>Gran Grendels killcount should read 5.
>Erik needs to not be in party, but needs to have learned Prism Lens
>place a tele marker at Valis boss
>go redo the Borision tutorial
>immediately marker tele to Valis and fight
>should instead start the post-battle scene where she joins even if you don't have Erik with you
Sometimes the glitch just starts the fight anyway with Borision instead of the party, it's probably something to do with frames.
What's funny is that if you go back later you can actually fight Valis and she has dialogue questioning how you got past her.
>Run into a pack of Vipers
>Immediately turn me to stone
>Game Over
Absolutely fricking bullshit. How the frick are you supposed to deal with this shit? Even bringing Stheno does jack shit when her passive only procs once in a blue moon.
anon you know War Cry doubles your Petrify resistance, right?
Game is good and all of Ganker loves it. In all seriousness anons, why does such a game not exist? Surly someone would have found the perfect game for Ganker by now, right anons?
>run around the desert for 50 hours
>still no giant lizard to kill
video games suck now
>try to upgrade left shoe to +40
>need 800,000 left shoe crystals and 14 godstars
>for a 4.3% chance of success
>I can't meet the drip per second check if I don't
I'm out, this is too much
>t. started playing post-Distortion
You casuals have no idea how bad it was pre-patch
>take on the Devil's Last Stand campaign
>have a crew of 5: An X-Paladin, White Knight, White Magician, Brave, and a Hero (Leader)
>encounter a single Death Knight
>Turn 1: Warns us in advance that anything we do him, he'll return 100 fold
>buff up, scan him: he has low as shit HP
>this should be easy
>it wasn't easy
>Turn 2: Have the Hero use Heroic Charge
>It's a crit, oneshot his ass
>C O U N T E R: Devil's Edge
>Hero gets struck 10 times with 10x the damage he dealt right back
>Death Knight is back at full health
>Hero can't be revived
>The frick!?
>X-Paladin was sent to attack as well
>also gets rekt
>White Knights and Brave also get their shit slapped since they were ordered to attack
>only one left standing is the Healer, who can't revive any of the teammates
>well shit
>Death Knight warns the last one standing to flee, no real desire to attack
>Flee the battle, failing the mission
>Teammates are still dead and can't be revived
>reload save
C'mon anon you should've realized it was just one of those trick fights where you have to heal the enemy to get anywhere
Looked up a strategy guide, healing him wouldn't have worked either. Motherfricker has something called a Devil's Brand that instantly counters whatever you throw at him, but he can still be healed regularly.
Apparently you're supposed to Petrify or Poison him and keep your health up until he dies, because it only triggers off of combat.
>about to fight Pale Moon Kuato as a haunt
>just learn he automatically gestures illusions away every other attack
WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK IS THIS BULLSHIT WHY DO MANDATORY BOSSES JUST HARD COUNTER ENTIRE FRICKING CLASSES
>hurr durr just level the mirror world tree
that'd be a great suggestion if 1. he didn't follow you into the mirrors and 2. fighting in a mirror wasn't INTENTIONALLY CONFUSING AND CLUNKY AS FRICK
>can't get siren teeth from killing sirens
>instead you have to sing to them for some reason
who came up with this bullshit
at least my old singstar microphone was useful for once but it got really repetitive after a while
I know this really isn't the right thread for it but I'm starting to think I imagined it, have any of you guys seen any news about RPG 4?
Nothing beyond the teaser image they released. Some people swear that the sword's silhouette is Irina's, but I think that's just waifugays coping.
I honestly never want to do anything else in this game. Fishing is too fun. They spent way too much time on making a good fishing game that the rest of the game is tacked on.
The best reward in the game is when the girl you marry is sitting beaide you while fishing after a certain point.
Makes it even more comfy.
>Cum in main villain
>She gives birth
>I cum in daughter
>She gets pregnant too
>Repeat until I have infinite followers.
EZ PZ
I'm going to alice, red is a silly dogfricker, leaf best girl!!
I prefer Big Sis myself, even if she is rotten to the core. I want to impregnate that barren womb.
I do love big sis the most too, i wanna get her to turn my soul black for good
Her snowmen were so helpful in discovering the secret route to reveal that your gf was the villain all along.
The lore dump where she rapes you is also one of the best sex scenes in the game
Reminder that if you used the Triumph Blade, you didn't beat the game
Frick you, man, it matches well with my wife's weapon.
Yeah, it really feels like something they worked on for a day because one of the devs thought it would be cool. Don't get me wrong, it's a frickload of fun. I just wish using it in boss battles wasn't so janky.
it's still nice that in dual bosses the other boss stops attacking if you use one as a shield
grappling is completely fricked when combined with size modifiers it's hilarious
I'm doing a grapple only run and most of the bosses weren't meant to be used as "human" shields so they just clip through the floor and instantly die
If you press the x button while looting a female corpse you can grope them.
Careful, though.
Some of those corpses will grope you back
2>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>3
Why did they give the necromancer chick such FAT fricking breasts?
a good game
an okay game
I FRICKING HATE THE TWIN HELIX DOUBLESWORD DROP RATE MR. SAKIMUCHI have a nice day
That mountain lake area is just perfect. Best scenery in the game, best music in the game, best npcs in the game, and best designed monsters in the game. I only wish there were more to do in that area.
>try to give myself money with cheatengine
>activates anticheat ending
>my character dies and all the npcs are shown worshipping my character and rioting
Why would a dev waste time on this?
How melanated was your character?
I mean, the NPCs all love you. But damn, I guess they really don't want you cheating.
I can't believe Meguro and Shimamura did a collab and made it work!
>frick the main villain's wife and kids
>he kills himself
>i get married and become the villain of the next game