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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not just kidding, thats the worts shit that they have done yet , silly Op

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      Wrong, that would be IVs

      moron post

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, that would be IVs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP, but it comes to finding Pokémon, honey trees are up in the top 5 worst, #1 goes to limited time event Pokémon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll do you four better
        >exclusive to buying a $50 toy
        >exclusive to playing a phone game
        >exclusive to playing a spinoff game
        >exclusive to purchasing another game on the same system
        >exclusive to paying a certain amount of money on a phone game within a limited window of time

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are all worse than honey trees (mythicals in general is just the worst), but I think some of those overlap, like points 3 and 4. I assume you're telling the difference between Channel EU Jirachi and BDSP Jirachi?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why were they so greedy when it came to distributing Jirachi in gen 3?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least with stuff tied to other games, you can always redownload. Limited time stuff just goes away.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IVs are DVs with twice the range though.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >honey trees
    >swarms
    >pokeradar
    >dual slot
    all moronic gimmick cancer that ruined this game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the great marsh randomly locking out pokemon each day when it already has piss poor variety to begin with

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dual slot
      Nah it was pure soul

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hate for this one, the odds of getting a munchlax are stupid but the mechanic itself isn't meaningfully different from waiting for day/night or a different type of weather

    The spiritomb shit is the worst encounter method in the series, either that or feebas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feebas is egregious especially since several of its dex entries talk about it being common but overlooked because it's weak and ugly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the mechanic itself isn't meaningfully different from waiting for day/night or a different type of weather
      You can catch many Pokemon once you reach a condition like that.
      You get 1 Pokemon per tree honey is applied to, giving you a set limit per day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The spiritomb shit is the worst encounter method in the series
      How is it any worse than a trade evo?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey, wanna do a tradeback so I can evolve my kadabra?
        >sure thing

        >hey, wanna leave and reenter my underground for the next 20 minutes?
        >no

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or you could play normally instead of autistically doing that. In which case it is literally zero extra effort.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you aren't doing that I don't understand how they're even comparable

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're comparable because all it takes is one other person. Saying spiritomb is one of the worst encounter methods is just dumb. It's not that complicated.

              Not to mention that spiritomb actually has a story and lore behind its encounter method, automatically making it better than most other harder to acquire pokemon.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK TO GET THE DIFFERENT BUG POKEMON!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work
      dude i pressed a then sat the DS down for 6 hours while fapping to floatzel ass this shit hard

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick wants to work for fricking burmy and combee?
        Even Munchlax isn't worth it when Snorlax is readily available in other games.

        >work
        putting honey on a tree and waiting a day isn’t work. that’s some stupid mobile or MMO shit where you need to login every day for dailies

        >Zoomertards are that lazy and want things given to them easily

        So that's why the newer gens give you everything I guess

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most lazy thing you can do is slather honey and wait you literally don't need to touch the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why pokemon is never going back to the way it was during the DS era. Different target audience with zero attention span.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting a gholdengo in sv is much harder than a munchlax, yet it's actually sort of fun and actually involves playing the game. Honey trees are just lazy bullshit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Munchlax is just pure tedium

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gholdengo is the fugliest Pokemon out there so that makes whatever you've just said irrelevant

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can literally get a full night's sleep while waiting for a honey tree
          there is literally nothing lazier than pressing A to on a honey tree to get a free pokemon then taking a nap instead of playing the game
          pokemon sleep unironically takes more effort than honey trees

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fapping to floatzel ass
        Hi, Mr. Syuro!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick wants to work for fricking burmy and combee?
      Even Munchlax isn't worth it when Snorlax is readily available in other games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >work
      putting honey on a tree and waiting a day isn’t work. that’s some stupid mobile or MMO shit where you need to login every day for dailies

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evasion boosting is the worst mechanic it's uncompetitive bullshit

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not breeding

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not trading the honey tree exclusive from HGSS (all of them are available in those game except maybe Munchlax but you can breed Snorlax for one)

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING LOVE HONEY TREES!!! I LOVE SLATHERING HONEY ON A TREE AND THEN RETURNING 6-24 HOURS LATER TO CHECK IT FOR POKEMON!!! IT'S IMMERSIVE AND REALISTIC!!! IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL NATURE RANGER TRYING TO LURE IN RARE WILD BEASTS!!! AND I LOVE THE WAY IT PERFECTLY MESHES WITH THE NATURAL PACING OF THE GAME WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND MAKE USE OF THE OTHER TIME BASED MECHANICS!!! IT PERFECTLY COMPLEMENTS A DAILY INCREMENTAL PROGRESS TYPE PLAYSTYLE THAT I ALREADY SETTLE INTO NATURALLY DUE TO HAVING A BUSY LIFE!!! RAAAAAAAH I LOVE THIS MECHANIC!!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >...he typed with his sticky honey-drenched hands, barely able to see the screen due to the tears of denial copiously gushing from his red eyes, moments before he returned to his favorite dead tree to collect another level 5 male Combee

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Come back later" mechanic.
      >For a game that's linear and has a giant fricking annoying mountain cutting the region in half.
      Truly, a genius mechanic.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, how long does the honey have affect on the trees? I dumbed some on one of the trees, returned to it weeks later but got nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Pokemon appears after 6 hours and will disappear after 24.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently I once told my mother about this mechanic when I was a kid and she misunderstood it as "spreading honey on the Pokémon's ass".
    To this day, whenever she wants to belittle videogames and me playing them, she pokes fun at me for "spreading honey on Pokémons' asses".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried telling her she's an idiot?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's kinda hot

        She wants to frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's kinda hot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wants to frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That should have been the original mechanic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mother said Pokemon was a disgusting game when I told her about the breeding mechanic.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if you are right since I stopped playing after plat, but you can't be far off.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I love all the little daily activities that sync with real time.
    That's why gen 2 & 4 are the best gens to me.
    It adds an Animal Crossing style life simulation element.
    Pokemon games stopped feeling alive and immersive when they stopped including these kind of things.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gendered pokemon

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sovl

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That very honey tree is where I found this little guy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember now, Munchlax was probably the best thing you could get out of these.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can only appear on 4 random trees per save file
        >zero in game indication which trees these are
        >on those trees it is a 1% encounter
        yeah, could, if the planets aligned

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honey trees waste an arbitrary amount of time and are largely non-deterministic. HGSS (and even base DP) has a ton of things that take time, but as long as you know what you're doing most of them are fine. Arguably the worst are Swarms, since they're both completely random and non-deterministic even when they happen, but since there's nothing you can do to effect them AND swarming Pokemon usually have a good appearance rate it's less of a problem and more of a nice surprise. As it stands, honey trees are just worse Headbutt trees and make me appreciate them a lot more.

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