>*enters a bandit camp*
>GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT RAIDER YOU WANT SOME MORE? HUH? OOOF IM GONNA KILL EVERY LAAAST ONE OF YOU. FUCKERS THINK THEY CAN AMBUSH ME HUH? WELL FUCK YOU
>*enters a bandit camp*. >GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT RAIDER YOU WANT SOME MORE?
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Ganker only liked this game because he is white. Imagine how much it would get shit on if the mc was that forspoken girl.
Game looks like generic shit either way
It was barely tolerable as is, so a black protag would make it go from playable to unplayable
All games with a hot white male protag are good. Female protagonists are garbage and only trannies like them. Seethe.
I liked this game because it was fun and had a lot to do. Actually having to manage your gas was a nice touch, that bit me in the ass a few times when I got stranded.
Also, the melee/gun combat system swap between was really well handled.
>melee combat consists of two attack strings of 5 animations
>never have ammo for any meaningful engagements
yay
Git fucking gud. I wiped out every horde in the game. The tools were fine in my hands.
You misunderstand me, I didn't have any trouble with this boring piece of shit at all.
lol sure, kiddo. Which was why you complained about not having enough bullets.
Yup man, you got me. This generic goyslop was too hardcore for me, you're a real gamer who plays real hardcore games, like Days Gone.
>heh, I said the "goyslop" meme, that should establish dominance
I yield, you literal 16 year old
>heh, you said a buzzword, guess that's...
>sheathes katana
>...a wrap
>soijak
oh shit, I guess I warrant the big guns. Nice booru filename, bro. I guess that means you have a lot more of these queued up. Can't wait.
>RLM twitter reaction gif to mock someone = good
>jak to mock someone = bad
>having an assortment of reaction images = good
Correct
>tired-ass wojak trash every 2016 tourist has a folder of set aside = bad
Also correct. Get some fucking variety, and stick out your neck a little more by showing your taste than your weak /qa/ approved ammunition.
Keep going I'm so close
cum for me bby
status update?
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
And?
Notice how I used a meme with two black males so you don't hyperventilate.
tbh if he was a normal black guy that behaved normally and in a believable way given the setting of the game and not like a retarded fucking stereotyped moron rapper gangasta with an afro I would have enjoyed the game the same
Yes, and?
if she still talked to herself like a schizo i'd be into it
>hey you, you hold the belief that men and women are different
yeah?
>so if we turned this character into a girl, it would create a different atmosphere and story
correct
>okay, so you are a hypocrite, if you think that
do you even know what that means?
does he actually say this in-game?
Yeah kinda
Yeah that's pretty much his dialogue during encounters. He reminds me of schizo homeless people when he talks and his intonations are just weird. I hated listening to him talk.
I don't think Ganker or anyone in general remembers this game. It was just bland.
I liked playing as murder hobo mumbling to himself about murdering murderers and raping rapists
Yes and he rants at the retarded libertarian on the radio. Deacon is an all time protagonist. Hes fucking insane
he's a biker who lost his wife and is thinking he's probably going to lose his best friend in the middle of a very bad apocalypse (just based on how many fucking zombies there are and how 95% of the still-living people are murderers, cannibals, worship the zombies, or are behind the outbreak) AND the dude is in like fucking wyoming or some shit
What Game?
gays done
for me, its goys gone
good game, repetitive as fuck though
Too bad there wont be a second one.
I liked listening to his schizo rants. Deacon is an endearing character.
Some eceleb summed this game up when he said you don't play AS Deacon, you play WITH Deacon.
They feel it absolutely necessary to constantly remind you that Deacon is there, and Deacon is the one doing everything, and Deacon Deacon Deacon.
>the main character is not a blank slate.
This is all you had to say, underneath all that. And you still failed to make it into a definitively bad thing.
Not being a blank slate and being overly intrusive to the overall experience are two different things.
You were playing as a character. There's nothing wrong with that character having something to say. It's not "intrusive." It is literally the game's universe.
Gay take. I ordered a cap I can wear backwards and Deacons shirt after playing this game because I was him for the entirety of the game.
>eceleb
Get out.
I like that about Deac. He's got serious anger issues and it gives him way more personality because of it.
Deacon is autistic and based. The dialog in this game is real natural, you'd start mumbling to yourself too if you spent most of your days gone. Also he's white AND a war veteran? 10/10
>dialogue with best friend of many years
>neither one of them can say what they're actually thinking, ever
writing in the 2020's ladies and gentlemen
If two veterans having trouble voicing their feelings is the worst thing about 2020's writing, I guess this era isn't so bad after all.
I know this is a difficult concept for the average Ganker poster to understand, but when you've been friends with someone for a long period of time, it is easier to talk to them about things that are bothering you, especially if they are matters of life and death.
Or maybe it's not the same for everyone? It was believable characterization, and you're just picking at it hoping something will give. Look elsewhere, some men don't vocalize well.
you're right, the writing was pure kino. surprised it wasn't taken directly from a novel for the sheer brilliance of it. especially those parts when Deacon says
>oooh fuck yeah freaks, you wanna sleep? i'll fuckin burn your home down. huh? you like the sound of that? huh?
bravo
Dude's a fucking headcase from having watched the end of the world happen in real time. Of course he's unhinged.
loved this game, the first time you set off a horde that hiding in a building and you shit yourself is absolute kino
very worth a pirate imo
game is better with norman reedus mod
are you fucking me? I was literally driving home just now thinking about making this exact goddamn thread
>GODDAMN THIEVES, MURDERES AND RAPISTS AREN'T YA? WELL HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE THE ONE BEING MURDERED HUH? YEAH THAT'S FUCKEN RIGHT, I BET YOU LIKE IT, I BET YOU REEEAAALLLYY FUCKEN LIKE GETTING MURDERED DON'T YA? FUCKING FUCKERS I'M GONNA KILL EVER LAST ONE OF YA FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BURN MOTHERFUCKER OOOHHH YEEAAHHH I BET THAT MOLOTOV TASTE REEEAALL GOOD DON'T IT? THAT'S RIGHT! HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE THE ONE BEING RAPED NOW HUH? BET YOU FEEL PRETTY FUCKEN STUPID RIGHT NOW HUH? GETTING YOUR BURNT CORPSE RAPED YOU FUCKING RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S RIGHT, TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER UNFFF FUCK YOU FEEL THAT? WELL THAT'S ME STEALING YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY LIKE YOU STOLE MY BIKE MOTHERFUCKER!
driving around in post apocalypse rural america was top comfy. It was an ok game
lel. also often he would say this shit in a odd way, like he was out of breath or with hiccups or something it was weird sometimes
the only selling point this game ever had was 'woah look at all these zombies on screen at once!!!!' which already wasnt very impressive
They're called Freaks, you fucking bigot.
Mgsv with zombies
Why was he screaming at copeland radio all the time like a psycho?
Because he is an unhinged psycho.
>AGH...! MORE OF THAT CONSPIRACY THEORY BULLSHIT! COPELAND, HOLOCAUST HAPPENED. THERE'S EVIDENCE AND WRITTEN TESTIMONIES... YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE NUMBERS -- ILL GIVE YOU THAT. MAAAAAAYBE WERE OVERBLOWN, BUT THE HOLOCUAST DID HAPPENED.
at some point I was waiting for a line like that to happen lmao
Long periods of isolation lead to talking to yourself to stay sane.
They should have cut this game is half story wise and instead focused on hordes.
It also becomes too easy on pc on max difficulty later on turning it into a snoozefest.
Protag's wife should have stayed dead and Boozer should have died. The story would be more interesting if it was about Deacon struggling to move on from his old life and settling down at some camp. It's rare to see these kind of stories, where protag is past his prime and has to find a purpose.
Crafting should be more interesting, and it was in pre-release, before some console soiboi (one of guys who left the studio) told programmers to simplify it.
World needed more urban areas... Whose idea was it to not have more small towns in a game about zombie hordes?
good take tbqh
Agree with most of it except the urban areas.
The game has a different theme but even if it was fitting it would require a lot of work that, realistically, wasn't going to be there on the first game of a possible franchise.
>Recently played the game
>Story sucks
>Repetitive
>All the characters are unlikeable
>Weapon Wheel is clunky
>Skill Tree is a joke
No wonder this game flopped and the devs were crying on Twitter about no one buying it at full price.
Shit game. Any anons lurking, don't let Ganker meme you into playing this piece of garbage.