>Epic doesn't give out good games anymo-

>Epic doesn't give out good games anymo-
Not so fast, steamdrones

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    epic game store players arent intelligent enough to enjoy these games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here though.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    epic game store players are too intelligent to enjoy these games

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they already gave out these games last year

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is the only good fallout

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk about the other two but I can tell you 100% fallout 2 is hot garbage.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tactics
    I refuse to have that piece of shit in any of my libraries

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >censored versions
    lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know there were censored versions of any Fallout games. The only thing I can think of that would get censored is probably when someone says "homosexual" and I assume when you play as a female and that one kid rapes you or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The original US version has child npcs who can be killed with the same gory animations. The Euro version censors this by removing children altogether, and this has become the standard version on digital stores. It's gay because it was a last minute rush-job and it broke a couple of quests. You can easily patch the kids back in though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did they remove the Den children? One of my favorite ways to make money as an evil character was to have them pickpocket explosives from me, then have the explosive detonate in the merchant's pockets

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did remove them, but left some traces of the code, and some players experienced a weird bug where they were pickpocketed by invisible children whom they could do nothing about. That has since been fixed.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy i can't wait for the morons getting filtered en masse again because they couldn't even figure out the right click menu or that door in the temple.
    I bet at least half of those posters would be "NV is oldschool and i love it" grognards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The classic fallouts are baby games and I wish mouthbreathing poser morons would stop pretending they are complex or difficult.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, i am not saying they are complex at all lmao. I figured them out when i was like 12 and had tons of fun.
        >mouthbreathing poser morons would stop pretending they are complex or difficult.
        It's the opposite - morons try them out and complain on the simplest aspects of it as the game being too obtuse. It will be a fun moron circus to watch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most isometric Fallout fans don't consider the game hard. It is absurdly easy to break and cheese the game, people generally like it because of its openness towards how the player can approach problems.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >K-9 while in the den
      cheating bastard
      you want straight to Navarro didn't you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying you can't return in postgame to gore these little shits

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Postgame is for flying with grav plates

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a moron and I managed to figure out how to play 1 and 2. If I can do it I think basically anyone can.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do i do about critical rolls?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          crit back at them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You reload your last save and hope that doesn't happen next time. Also IIRC you can sneak around Mariposa fairly easily in some areas by taking certain paths.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to savescum in these games. Call it bad design, but that's the way it is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jinxed trait, DR boosting shit like Psycho, cheesy peek-a-boo strats. Also by this point you should have crap like a turbo plasma rifle or a minigun, so it is possible to basically deny them the chance to even fire at you if you strike first.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I already got them for free from GOG over 10 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having it on disc
      I share the board with PLEBS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gog lets you download to disc

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    got that for free on GOG ages ago

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fpbp
    It's astonishing how they don't spend any money to improve the app itself and just give out free games.

    I'd like some real competition against Steam but Tim seems to prefer spending their Fortnite profits on giving (mostly shit/old) games for free instead of making a usable fricking UI.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you realize the desktop app is best in class, right?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    call me when they re-list the unreal games

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow, three bucks worth of old shit!
    timmy tencent is the best!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off zoomer

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fallout games they've already given away

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got those for free on gog though

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    these again???

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for this and Deus Ex to get the System Shock 2 remake treatment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does that mean? That's a remaster not a remake and Nightdive is just using popular existing community mods for the bulk of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish interplays' original modelling projects somehow resurfaced from being lost and got leaked. I dunno, maybe T-ray has them on his drive somewhere or something, or that archive Tim and Brian found somehow gets online despite their "obligations".
      I don't know why, but there is something about FO1/2 models style that i just enjoy so much, from their oblique projection to the way they are rendered and simply animated.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >epic's free games budget has run so dry that they now have to resort to giving out some crusty 30 year old 2d boomer game

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