ERP got me into ttrpgs.

>Be me loser with deviantart tier shit fetish.
>circumcised so never learned to jerk off, when I did figure out what it was I didn’t out of fear of making this addiction worse.
>still had a drive so would go and search out increasingly stimulating stuff as the lack of masturbation increased the smuts effectiveness Art>Animation>Games until I resorted to erp.
>join erp server for niche fetish due to exhausting all my options for niche fetish games.
>join fetish dnd server on discord.
>make character after reading rules.
>stay for a week and make characters, everyone there is like me if they embraced the depravity. Everything seems fine.
>day comes, everything is ran through the shitty dnd Avrae bot.
>rping are characters to be established, a round of combat lasted almost an hour.
>finally get to the erp part and in the moment it was the best. Until I woke up the next the and realized the gravity of what I had done.
>That I had just mutually jerked off what was likely so guy almost someone twice my age.
>the post erp clarity makes me leave the server on good terms. Because my horniness broke me out of my shell find better games on better systems.
>this was how I went from a No games to a have played games.
Please start with normal games please.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moral of the story here is to not mutilate infant penises

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ERPing in fricking D&D
    I hope at least one of you was dressed as Konata, otherwise you gay homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn homie that's vintage, good shit.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >circumcised so never learned to jerk off
    Huh?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially your dick is numb and you need lube to jerk off. I didn’t figure it out until I was 16 and by then a bunch of nofap stuff made me paranoid about doing it and developing a porn addiction.

      >ERPing in fricking D&D
      I hope at least one of you was dressed as Konata, otherwise you gay homie

      Yeah it was a shit idea, I think it came from gamifying the fetish from the games I was playing but not only is it a shit system it’s shit to erp in.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I am circumcised and that's absolutely not a problem for me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The foreskin has a large share of the nerve endings and keeps the glans from habituating to minor stimulus, so a huge portion of the sensitivity easily accessed in jerking off is lost to the fully-circumcised (as opposed to the partial circumcision of pre-Hellenization israelites).

        Speaking from experience, you don't NEED lube, but it makes a world of difference and there's a risk of abrasion of the glans without.

        Have you guys ever considered talking to a lawyer and suing the hospital you were born in?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if it turns out that the dick-acne is directly related. Once is FAR too many times.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Essentially your dick is numb and you need lube to jerk off
        No you don't. I can beat my meat just fine without lube and I don't have a foreskin either.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Essentially your dick is numb and you need lube to jerk off
        I don't think circumcision is your problem.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Essentially your dick is numb and you need lube to jerk off.
        >Anon's doc botched his dick job
        lol

        • 7 months ago
          (((Vorefag)))

          Is it a small penis issue? I had a circumcision like any law abiding American but never had that issue.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The foreskin has a large share of the nerve endings and keeps the glans from habituating to minor stimulus, so a huge portion of the sensitivity easily accessed in jerking off is lost to the fully-circumcised (as opposed to the partial circumcision of pre-Hellenization israelites).

        Speaking from experience, you don't NEED lube, but it makes a world of difference and there's a risk of abrasion of the glans without.

        You guys should sue the hospitals you were born at. Jerking off without lube has never been a problem for me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I like to think am spiting the system that did this to me by making as much money as I can and hoarding it like a dragon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The foreskin has a large share of the nerve endings and keeps the glans from habituating to minor stimulus, so a huge portion of the sensitivity easily accessed in jerking off is lost to the fully-circumcised (as opposed to the partial circumcision of pre-Hellenization israelites).

      Speaking from experience, you don't NEED lube, but it makes a world of difference and there's a risk of abrasion of the glans without.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I partially blame me being like this on the fact my parents never explained to me what physical attraction was and let me on the internet unrestricted. The circumcision was probably for the best because I was never going to have sex anyways.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Be me loser with deviantart tier shit fetish.
    >>join erp server for niche fetish due to exhausting all my options for niche fetish games.
    Now you have to tell us the fetish!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he is saying he has a SHIT fetish

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s deviantart tier, all I will say is it’s not feet.

      I think he is saying he has a SHIT fetish

      It’s not a shit fetish but it is a pretty shit fetish to have.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s not a shit fetish but it is a pretty shit fetish to have.
        Body Expansion/Inflation?
        Vore?
        Tiles?!
        WONDER BREAD?!?!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Inflation
          Meh
          >Vore
          good
          >Tiles
          Maybe
          >Wonderbread
          Top tier

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tiles
            Maybe

            How is that a maybe?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude it's Ganker and you're anonymous
        No one is going to out you to the cringe police

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fine it’s inflation then. Maybe fat and vore if am feeling wild that day.

          What, are you a pedo or something?
          The only shitty fetishes to have are ones you can't realistically experience, which is such a vast majority of them that it's hard to count that, or illegal ones that you can't indulge in any way without risking a prison sentence.

          Frick no.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must have been in heavens in the past few years.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you meant the increase in content for the fetish than yes, it was nice getting 2 fnaf clones (and an indie game to if I wasn’t not gay)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not even that bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What, are you a pedo or something?
        The only shitty fetishes to have are ones you can't realistically experience, which is such a vast majority of them that it's hard to count that, or illegal ones that you can't indulge in any way without risking a prison sentence.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is true for me as well, except it was gender-reversed but otherwise period accurate historical ERP - like, what if Napoleon was a woman, what if Atilla the Hun was a woman, etc. That got me involved with a historical/conlang group on IRC and that got me into TTRPGs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is true for me as well, except it was gender-reversed
      I came into TTRPGs via the likes of The Wotch, but it was honestly just regular RPGs for the most part...

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