ESA Winter 2024

A new day, new comfy runs edition

Stream 1:
Now: Countdown
Next: Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee
Later: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

Stream 2:
Now: Nothing
Next: Star Control 2
Later: Dizzy: Prince of the Yolkfolk

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS
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  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've successfully migrated

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stream 1 starting in 10 mins, Stream 2 starts at 9am GMT, 10am Swedish time.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Migrated, thanks OP for keeping this alive for us loyal few.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit I forgot the previous, been doing that a lot lately
    PREVIOUS THREAD:

    [...]

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like Snoozemon lets go sleep LOL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 hours of pokemon and an hour of FF tactics
      I just wanted to watch Lost Vikings...
      They could've at least held off on the Pokeyman runs until Stream 2 started back up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Stream 2 has been the Pokemon containment as it should be. At least its the very first run today just to get it out the way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >containment
          Nah, the Pokemon runs have also been and should be on the first stream since it's the super casual game for the super casual viewers that don't even understand the second stream exists. You just need to run them while the second stream is on like the have been, so the rest of us can at least take refuge.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah usually the other stream has a really good run at the same time. I remember this time last year they had a Pokemon run on at the same time as that absolute kino XIII run.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons choose what I have for breakfast, its all simple stuff as I cant be bothered to cook in the morning:
    >Buttered Toast
    >Toast with Jam
    >Toast with Marmalade
    >Cereal (Honey Nut Cheerios)
    >Cereal (Frosted Shreddies)
    >Cereal Bar
    >Porridge (Cinnamon and Oats)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toast with
      >Marmalade

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has been decided

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yogurt with oats and a slice of sausage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have what i have every morning
      2 fried eggs on top of a thick slice of buttered toast and a side of cottage cheese

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna talk a nap to get ready for diz but be sure
    be suer to go to yolkfolk.com for your dizzy needs and check out our our hundreds of fan dizzy games made on DizzyAGE platform
    godlbless

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dizzy is the shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        please post review

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're officially at the half way point once this stream starts
    >3 and a half days passed
    >3 and a half days left

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hour lets go pee race
    jesus

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 seconds to comfy

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice start.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's too early to listen to huds

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hours of Pokemon

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start the event with the two of them rambling how they're tired and got no sleep
    THEN WHATS THE POINT OF NO 24 HOURS THEN IF ITS NOT WORKING? REEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look they were getting things done in the bear room.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hot

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hours of Pokemon
    It couldnt get any worse
    >WITH HUDS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish they took a page out of gdq and said who the hosts are for the runs. im so tired of fricking huds he has his head up his own ass so badly.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chart?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Minish Cap
        >close to double the votes of the second highest number of ratings
        >S rated median
        I missed it. What made it so good?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the runner's birthday so we were nice

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comfy run, runner and couch having fun with it being the runner's birthday, things got increasingly more fun towards the end despite the gameplay becoming very repetitive as they grinded required items.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >4 hour run on stream 2
          >has more votes than any run so far this event

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            nobody was watching the dogshit runs on stream 1 at the same time. it was also his birthday wish to have a comfy run.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The best runs are the long stream 2 runs. Its was ESA excels at, almost the opposite of GDQ, their worst runs are the long ones. Has to be a stream 2 run though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Okami 100% 8 hours

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                love me some Okami

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was a meme friend simulator run

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            wheres your avatar cutie

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              in ur ass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

            (It was still a well done run, 4 hours of execution)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DMC4 that low
        Why? Does Ganker hate women?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          DMC4 is a shit speedrun
          never understood why they do not run 3 instead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoah, what happened with minish cap?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friend simulator with hats on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is there a vod somewhere?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, in the schedule you can click on the runs and watch them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Comfy 4 hour run with autism boys and a fun crowd that slowly descended into being more and more unhinged, peaking at the last part of the run where it's just rng manip gacha where it becomes pure insanity.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          REEE WATCH THE RERUNS THATS WHY THEY PUT THEM ON

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the run that didn't finish?Maybe im blind because i don't see it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow the event has been lackluster this year. Guess I really made the right decision in skipping most of it.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of pokemon runs? It's 90% menu p0rn.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's frustrating that in the moment this edition of ESA began to catch momemtum, I had to stop paying attention due to having a frickton of work.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They just promised the whole day will be comfy runs and thats what today is designed around

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it?
      Also
      >tutorial showcase
      REEE I WISH ESA AND GDQ WILL STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS A THING. THEY SUCK AND THEY'RE BORING

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a 3.5 hour alan wake run at the same time as a 4.5 hour golden sun run

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HERE COMES PLUM

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you better learn BOY

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLUM PLUM PLUM
    ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HERE PLUM CUMS

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3.5 hours of pokemon

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M PLOOOOOMING

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eevee > pikashit

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be honest, I dont really mind ESA Pokemon runs. They're not as bad as GDQ's. The except being Chrism's over estimate Emerald Randomizer he does at every single speedrun event

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one they had yesterday was bearable since it was 1 hour long and they didn't load a fricking save for it unless I missed it
      Otherwise it's mostly the same shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats why I dont mind them. The runners are more tolerable and they're a lot shorter than Keizaron's Pokeshit. They're definitely mostly the same but apparently they bring in good donations and bring in the casuals as Pokemon has a big following. I think the exception is when its a randomizer, randomizers are just not interesting to me especially when the randomizer is suspiciously in their favour.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are better because they get on with the run and it isn't ruined by shitty donations/impressions

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    strap in lads

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the guy sitting behind the couch? Are the plushies more important?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not playing with the eevee on his lap
      its like he doesnt even want to frick pokemon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy with the Pikachu knows what he's doing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You now remember the Starfield runner at GDQ this year who liked porn art on his twitter of various Pokemon that he had human sized plushies of.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he doesn't want to get hit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Also that guy has a cool Charmander sweater

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he just do this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wiimote danger zone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chance of career-ending wagglan injury

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM A HEADBANGA

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tried to do Llanfairpwllgwyngyll but they got the name wrong, lol.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yay stream finally started
    >it's Pokémon

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eevee choking already

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it's a wig right?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    elmer fudd soundin eurospikevegeta motherfricker

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This autistic conversation. Also he can't roll his R's correctly

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the commentator not on the couch thoughever?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    See you anons tomorrow

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Pokemon Lets Go a fun game? Gen 7 broke me so I haven't played shit since USUM.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This runner sounds like Elmer Fudd I thought that was just an autistic stereotype

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and you will listen to him fow the next fwee awas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I'm hopping to Star Control 2 as soon as that's up.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the screens swapped? The guy playing Pikachu is on the right but it's the left screen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's back to the mirrored camera again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense i was confused why the Portugese guy was brown

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What incentive did you put it to Das

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunshine co-op

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one shot onix with 1 absorb
    jesus maybe i'm misremembering but this shit seems like cake compared to r/b/y

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, in RBY your super effective move options against Brock are extremely limited in comparison.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        right which makes the originals more difficult, do you not get bubble with squirtle and vine whip or something with bulbasaur? i also remember catching a nidoran and getting it to learn double kick but i could be conflating that with lg/fr

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the chokes

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PAWAS AND CWEFAWY

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice to see Harvey Price speed running Pokemon

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know how the Star Control 2 speedrun is performed? I know for a fact that if you try to rush to the end, the game spawns an infinite amount of sylandro probes to frick you over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've wondered, I know the DOS version has some exploits but in the desktop reveals it's shown UQM on the desktop and that's the 3DO version, so I dunno if the listing is even accurate.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    be vewy quiet

    I'm hunting pokemon

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wiw now uwu

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    got a foamstars ad

    hoyp

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did no one wake up to see the first run at the actual venue? They just don't give a frick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a late night end last night, 1am their time

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch re5 vod
    >bmwf couple
    >turn it off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if Yato would be interested in someone as ugly as Tali

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I ruined my sleep schedule for this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I fixed my sleep schedule for this
      I forgot how cool mornings were though, so peaceful outside.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. anon that stayed up for pokemon porn but didnt anticipate the jannies deleting all of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have time zone the same as sweden
      >sleep out every day of the event so I miss the first runs
      >wake up early for no reason on the day there is a 3 hour pokemon run
      FRICK. I have to admit though the run isn't as annoyingly shit as most Pokemon runs usually are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you rike it

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zibby zab

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game looks boring as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pokemon is so mind numbingly dull, theres quite a bit of novelty while playing it as a child for the first time but if you're old enough to learn division or multiplication and you're still playing this series i genuinely question your mental state.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No longer being 24h killed all soul from this event

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hate it as a burger with a terrible sleep schedule

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh, was wondering how they can have a race with different starters but eevee and pikachu are actually pretty close on the leaderboards

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No longer being 24h revitalised the soul of this event

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      have a nice day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No longer being 24h did not make any noticeable change to the soul of this event

      haha upvoted 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've just been wondering stuff like "But imagine if this run was a tired 3am run" like the Advance Wars or Hobbit or Trackmania runs

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No longer being 24h did not make any noticeable change to the soul of this event

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tbqdesu
      It dabs on burger wagies like me, but otherwise feels literally the exact same
      Winter is just lower budget than summer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely feels it this year, but I'm one of the few who quite like the amateurish, low budget feel of ESA this year. Especially once they changed they reverted a lot of the shitty changes like the layou and camera angle.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Winter has always meant to have that more pure runs, relaxing, no high production feel to it anyways.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, there's been a lot of weird "ESA has been ruined" stuff about no Lovare and the downtime and having talking to camera bits, as if those haven't been part of ESA stuff before at some stage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's concern trolling by Lovare's husband who got dumped by Metako, we figured it out here

        [...]

        . ESA insiders

        [...]

        and

        [...]

        confirmed it. Also

        [...]

        explains why the last GDQ was good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Anonymous users of the reputable forum GankerGanker cracked the case. 🙂

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Least schizophrenic esa enjoyer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >SCHIZO ANON WAS NEVER SCHIZO ALL ALONG
            >We were the schizos
            >All my links are turning purple

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was about to respond to you in earnest but then I realized you're fricking moronic so I'll just call you a homosexual instead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so many staff gone they can't run the event 24/7 no more
        >frick all sponsors so they don't know how to fill in the dead air of setup segments but what they do on stream 1 is shit while stream 2's remains unchanged
        >host seated at all runs now in stream 1 and some of them think that means they can be part of commentary too
        >dogshit overlay taking days to fix, 16:9 games being aids, crowd cam being badly placed and mirrored, table being brighter than the sun until they chucked a cloth over it
        I don't understand why they'd make so many of these new things and not think once that these are bad changes that make past events more better. I'm glad they finally started to play plum and frame perfect to make the setup segment less shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of them are already getting reverted so we won't see them for the summer. This event will just be known as that weird experimental event where they tried to change everything and backtracked on most of it half way through the event.

          Thankfully the runs have been pretty decent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of people came on and watched ESA for the first time in late 2022 or 2023 after they had enough of GDQ's shittiness and ESA was shilled a lot in the threads so they know no Lovareless ESA. Hence the thread number increase and ratings increase. The ratings numbers between ESA Winter 2022 and ESA summer 2022 are very noticeable.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESA Summer in comparison

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESA is objectively better than gdq now.
          The only downside is all the ESLs talking with thick accents. I can’t understand 80% of the runners

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Feels like having ancient lost to time knowledge of having seen it from back in 2014/15/16.

          I remember they didn't even number the streams to begin with, it was colors like blue/yellow or yellow/purple.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            UKSG still does that and its all very confusing because the red one is the winter one and the blue one is the summer one and the green one is the autumn one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct
      What did more damage IMO was all the other changes. Day 1 especially felt absolutely soulless and just had a weird vibe to it. It wasn't until Stream 2 launched with all the familiar things did it feel like ESA. Stream 1 has improved though as they backtrack on all the changes day by day and its no coincidence the soul is returning to ESA with each change reversion.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Pokemon run is actually alright. Shows they can be alright if you put some actually Pokeautists on it and not attention prostitutes like Keizaron.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are actually insane thinking that. Though I will say reruns are the way to go if it wont be 24hours. Because at least then its still technically a marathon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't actually think that, they're just saying it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is good on paper, with reruns people can catch all the morning runs they missed, especially handy for Americans who are the one screwed over by the 24 hours. But people haven't been doing that. But people haven't been doing that. Not just in the threads but viewer wise. They've instead been sleeping, or if they're an American wagie, just not watching.

      Also the first thing the hosts did when the stream started was talk about how tired they are and how they got next to no sleep, so the whole "Lets do this so we can sleep" is pointless as they're getting no sleep anyways as the runs go into 1am and 2am.

      Sometimes, in terms of energy and feeling tired, staying up all night feels better than going to bed and only getting 4 - 5 hours sleep, sometimes you feel even worse.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are doing drugs and having orgies, not sleeping

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a social event, sometimes people are going to stay up and chill out with their friends.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wok tunnuw

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is winning?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The audience

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, I'm playing vidya while having it on in the background.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you dumping the output of miners on 3 different resources on one belt? Because if so, that is really stupid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3 different resources
          I have been called out. Kek it's a small unimportant off shoot from the main factory so I don't mind this temporary set up and any back logs. Sorry about the shit picture I'm too lazy to take the proper screenshots off the Deck, that's a bit of a faff.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Glad I saw correctly through that blurry photo, because I was doubting myself since it's just such a strange setup. I get spaghetti in the factory, but to already start making pasta while mining? Even here you could have just moved the coal miner in the middle of the screen slightly down and turned it so all the coal goes on the same belt. But maybe I just get bothered by that because I have too much autism

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Away from my main factory I found resources in pic related. I am trying to mine specifically where the resources merge until they are gone and it is separated so when I come back here later I don't have miners mining 2 different resources fricking up the belt.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the helpful picture, I can kinda see why you built it that way. I would have just ignored the outer edges, that's why it didn't make sense to me. good luck on your factory while enjoying ESA

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a nice painted pep, I'm going to save it thx

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can not find the run he mentioned on the leaderboards where a Chansey gave 9000 EXP. Did he make that up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >47:40

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the chart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANON

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omg is that a Relaxasaurus from Palworld?

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STAR CONTROL IN LESS THAN 40 MINUTES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I NEED TO MIG TO STREAM 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My body is ready for spicy games with the Orz.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're supposed to be dead!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes been here, just not using the avatar until the janny is asleep

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT IS THIS GAME IN KANTO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE DID IT IWATA BROS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the run that made Ganker piss and shit themselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the run that made Ganker piss and shit themselves

        >tfw you will never have your birthday at ESA

        ESA is objectively better than gdq now.
        The only downside is all the ESLs talking with thick accents. I can’t understand 80% of the runners

        Thats what makes it kino though

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why Eevee make my pp tingle..?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Double-Edge
    >As in Double-Edged Sword

    ...
    ...
    LAUGH!

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2v1 against your rival
    Never played this, that seems so dishonorable. Why even have a rival if you're just gonna cheat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eevee-frickers have no honor

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a lot of peoples underwear that run

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm donating, anybody want some added as a comment?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's make a wish for doned

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, keep your ears open.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh boy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon delivered

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    which way, white dog?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bottom left

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sylveon (male)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gigantimax.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mayhaps she finds pleasure in the company of masculin hominids?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >XY released in 2013
      >there hasn't been a new eeveelution in 11 (ELEVEN) ( 1 1 ) FRICKING years

      What the literal FRICK is nintendo's problem?

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Portugese guy doesn't have pronouns.Can you choose not to show pronouns?I know even at GDQ some people didn't have pronouns next to their name

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You tell them not to put pronouns up.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there such a thing as a good Pokemon speedrun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Under actual speedrun merits, I have never seen one I enjoyed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It never goes above alright. This one is an alright one. Most ESA ones are except the Chrism overestimate Emerald randomizer thats at every speedrun event in existence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and plat weren't bad. As long as Keiz isn't around, they can be fine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That moment was beautiful, he had the narrowest of chances to scrape by under estimate if it all went his way and that motherfricker was having none of that shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ones were werster ends up saying Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're either painfully shit or annoyingly mediocre

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    15 more minutes stream 2 Chads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm listening to this while waiting.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep tight, sweet prince

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's undead already, he had a great big hole put in him at ESA Legends and he still came back.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    content warning: pikachu X eevee porn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still not as bad as HSOWA.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stream 2 starts in 10 minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      INTERLOPER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCII BAYBEE

      >Captcha:RAWDXY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are six Pokemon runs at this event. This is the most Pokemon runs I've ever seen at one of these events, it beats SGDQ 2022 with its four Pokemon runs. Also one Saturday, Pokemon will be playing on both stream 1 and stream 2 AT THE SAME TIME (Blue vs Scarlet and Violet)

    There are 13 hours and 20 minutes of Pokemon on this entire event.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do you think it's a concidence they just released SC2 on steam right before this run?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the dudes have been trying to get that done for a while now as a promotional thing for the not-Stardick sequel to UQM.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happycamper
    >looks like Tim on the couch
    I am ok with this.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me when its not time to mig yet and the new thread was made early yet I'm made to mig

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he didnt get carpet burns.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning just in time for stream 2

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    :Warning:
    Migging to stream 2 in progress

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expected tinytim with this game
    But I'm still disappointed.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So tiny

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whispers sweet nothings in your ear

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YES FWUFFIO

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now for Happy Camper playing Star Control II...
    YEAH, WOOO
    >with TinyTim!
    OH SHI-

    Well he seems knowledgeable enough, this should be okay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's early 90s so it's just about in his catchment group for old ass games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TinyTim was born in the 2000s

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's early 90s so it's just about in his catchment group for old ass games.

          If you told me TinyTim was 14, I'd believe you, if you told me he was 50, I'd believe you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hes scottish so probably a fae creature

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TinyTim was born in the 2000s
          He is 54 years old

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's 78 moron, it's in his name

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon that is in dog years since he is basically a Chihuahua. He is actually 11 years old

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's early 90s so it's just about in his catchment group for old ass games.

          >TinyTim was born in the 2000s
          He is 54 years old

          [...]
          If you told me TinyTim was 14, I'd believe you, if you told me he was 50, I'd believe you.

          TinyTim is in his late 30's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      F for whiffo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fools. Fwiffo can solo half the ayys in the game.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh frick sc2 run I'm in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, they managed to get the entire SC2 fanbase to show up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the hate for this little homie, he's just having a good time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like him, he's always so happy and passionate no matter what he does, he always has lots of enthusiasm and seems really friendly. I'd much prefer him over an attention prostitute coucher who tries to dominate like a Keizaron who pissed and moaned through that one Pokemon Diamond and Pearl run once.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are just too many annoying motherfrickers at ESA
        >tinytim
        >argick
        I unironically prefer listening to the frenchies speak than either of those two shitters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          TinyTim's voice is annoying as frick all the time but besides that he seems ok so that sucks. Argick is fine but when he is hyping up donations it is annoying. Those 3 fat bongs (nikoheart/skenmy/huds) those 3 are turbo attention whoring homosexuals who I hate and they are on camera/mic way too much. So far this event and everyone else has been alright. Glad TempestMask ain't there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like Argick has been very low energy this event. Not in a he's trying to be chill way but more like a he's feeling down way. He looks a little bummed out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like Tiny Tim he's too wholesome for me to dislike. Argick is a weird one in that I like his runs I just don't like him as a donation reader. Nikoheart is alright, his runs are also decent and his DJing is fun he's just another one who sucks as a donation reader though for different reasons to Argick (Argick is just loud and annoying, Nikoheart attention whoers), Skenmy and Huds suck especially Skenmy who actively tries to detract from every run whether he's couching or reading. Tempestmask is a wannabe GDQer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should have seen THIS nightmare scenario two days ago. Its like the worst combination of ESA in one run, right down to the type of run. Whoever came up with this idea knew exactly what they were doing making this abomination of a run.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i enjoyed that run. huds almost went insane. it was fun, somehow.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Argick would be alright if he didnt have to talk 100% of the time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who hates TinyTim has no soul. He is the Blueglass of ESA, except he can also commentate / host. He's just happy to be there, no matter what.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have never played this game casually, I bought it just to speedrun it
    ...do speedtrannies really do this?

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESA should play more dos games. I want to see a speedrun of Lemmings.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. I really enjoy watching c64/zx/amiga/dos runs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. I really enjoy watching c64/zx/amiga/dos runs.

      It's a shame Ruffledbricks dropped out since he was going to run a Spectrum game, still it's nice to see the early PC stuff of all the various platforms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should do a dos game block or like 80s/early 90s PC game block or something. I dunno if a spin off event would be popular enough but a whole day on stream 2 would be great.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are in one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit I just checked the schedule you're right
          frick yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BSG had something like that a few events back, though that's nigh impossible to keep threads going on Ganker.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this a race? i'm confused and just woke up, i'm waiting for the comfy metako and leonis ff tactics run

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks really impressive for DOS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the best DOS games there is and you can get a shareware version from the original devs FOR FREE

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning/v/. Let's have some good runs today

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the stream came up the hosts promised a comfy day today and that the day is structured purely around comfy runs.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOS hyperspace theme is best hyperspace theme.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're talking about the music
    >can't even hear the in-game audio

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got you covered.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      listen to this absolute banger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fitting too since they're Scottish space-pterodactyls.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love how dangerous this is but they just didn't give a shit, so many things could have gone wrong running around like that and jumping but they did it anyone because it's fun

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bootled GDQ has a bootleg Blechy, it’s fitting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      look, they even got their own little person!

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know you Arilou could turn hostile. That's gotta suck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even think that happened if you allied with the Orz.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      noice

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird to think this is the game that Bioware ripped off hard for Mass Effect, except with less interesting aliens.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never heard of marathon before the new trailer dropped but apparently everyone else knew it
    >never heard of this star control game but apparently everone else knows it
    Has the timeline shifted again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, we've been playing time jokes on you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a Millenial who lacks interest in old games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >time glowies try to push boring obvious answer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent, you've passed the test. Remember, agent, do not take any of the funny little pills they give you or you WILL compromise the mission.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wuts QuasiSpace?

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game looks boring as fricking shit but better than watching pokemon I guess

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woke up for Star Control 2
    >catching up on the thread
    >see the avatargay get banned in real time as I'm scrolling
    Oh yeah, I'm snug

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how the thread insta improved after

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tuned into sc2 for a bit, and when I looked back at Pokemon somehow the race got a lot closer. What happened?

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine SC2 except a 4x where you conquer systems and defend them against invasions.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Juffo-wup is delicious.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOAH MOMMA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can keep your blue space chicks
      I will marry a sexy plant

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    its gotten really fricking bad the past few years, thankfully its somewhat easy to filter.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think TinyTim has ever had sex, speedrunningly speaking?

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still haven't heard frame perfect ONCE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have watched the stream 2 Zelda run with us yesterday, they played it during the run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tali played it a day or so ago. They're playing the music videos more now they realise that "Lets have the host ramble for 15 mins while we set up" is not working when they run out of shit to say 5 mins in

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Star Control like the only space game that has lots of non-humanoid aliens?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a habit to do human-like stuff out of convenience, and even ones that don't look that human tend to still act like people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The age of 3D environments means that the work required for the more outlandish designs is increased a great deal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda funny that the mess that was Star Control 3 used puppets for the Orz and shit.

        The prequel was pretty good.

        Frick Stardock, they bullied the shit out of the original developers to secure using the old races.

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Orz are legitimately the best and most alien, alien race in any game ever.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me hanging out in my israelite harness

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEXOOOOOO

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he forgot to skip the sex scene
    kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "accidental" misinput

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons.. how is a 90s DOS game far more in depth and robust than a modern space game? And promises everything that modern games cant even pull off today?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prequel was pretty good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by a couple of passionate as frick developers with some really good ideas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The type of people who made games a long time ago and now are different. Passionate people made games before to make something fun to play. Now it's school leavers making games working at big companies treating making games like any old shitty 9 to 5 with people at the top making shit decisions on top. This isn't to say there wasn't still shit games back then or there isn't any good games now. Maybe I can't shake the nostalgia googles but I'd still rather replay Gen 1 pokemon than this run's game, is Let's Go Pikachu even considered a sort of Kanto remake?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says a lot that the two dudes who made this quit running Toys For Bob some years back and are working on a direct sequel to this (technically UQM but it's the exact same fricking game).

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most depressing thing is seeing companies that made games with love grow to the point they sell out and become corporate, or get bought out by some big corp and all the originals are ran out, and they become a shell of what they are.

          To think, all those memories of a small studio of 10 programming graduates who made a game from scratch on a risky whim, just shattered for board room meetings and quotas.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thread needs more Frungy.

            Yep, happening with Embracer and also stuff like the Amico company.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today these people are chronically depressed schizo indie devs. Sometimes they do make something special. See AGDG.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting rude on stream 2 my god someone reign them in

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Znuff

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, Star Control. Home.

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing it on actual hardware so he doesn't have to frick with Dosbox
    That's awesome.

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the game audio so low this event?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've had audio balancing issues.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's low every event. Speedrunning events are allergic to properly balancing microphone and game audio.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when is it not
      they should learn to use a limiter or something if they're worried about peaks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is every ESA, they're not good with audio

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's low every event. Speedrunning events are allergic to properly balancing microphone and game audio.

      Runners will often go "WAHH MY AUDIO IS TOO LOUD" due to their autism and the audio overstimming them so they lower it. Someone actually did it during that mouse VR run and also another run yesterday they're like "THE AUDIO IS TOO LOUD IN MY HEADPHONES" so they just make it as quiet as possible.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does that have ANYTHING to do with the stream audio

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prease understandu, small srreameru channel

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those using ttv lol pro, every time a ad is supposed to be run does your stream pause for around 10 seconds then resume? I swear the pausing was a lot shorter yesterday.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streamlink on >VLC with ttvlolpro and I haven't had the pauses for the last few events

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best stock explosion sound in action.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and they used it 30 years before it became a meme

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's getting gangbanged

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't know that the enemies are neutral
    oh no no no

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reading chat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      skenmy ruined the last run at last summer esa by reading chat instead of commentating the run. the runner was visably pissed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        was this during the clubhouse games run? that was so much fun until halfway through and some shithead (huds?) started going full moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek at the webm, yes both huds and skenmy completely took over the run shouting lets go twitch chat and made the run aids to listen to.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you aint daigo

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it never happened before !
    Epic TinyTim save.

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a new not!Star Control coming out soon? Or did it already come out? I'm not keeping track of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They re-released UQM on Steam and are working on a sequel to it.

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did stream 1 commentator mention watching a GDQ how to train a speedrunner run?

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      zased

      I hate this song

      zinge

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this song

  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Donate 2k to GDQ
    They ban you.
    > Donate 2k to ESA
    They are super excited and thank you and laugh at your jokes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They read that donation on stream 1 even though it was a stream 2 donation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There seems to be an assumption that whenever a big donation comes in, it's for stream 1 and not stream 2. I donated 100 to stream 2 last year and the same hiccup happened

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I've seen many stream 2 big donations read out on stream 1 and blatantly referencing something on stream 2. I guess they just don't expect big donations on it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just trying to spread the HOOOOYPE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you mean the one with the music it was read on stream 2 as well, I watched that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GDQ 2k donation
        Not read, get banned
        >ESA 2k donation
        Is read on both streams

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >donate 2k to ESA
          >some kid goes on a fishing trip
          >donate 2k to GDQ
          >animals saved, link named TransRights

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never realized until AGDQ this year that the cancer charity they use isnt even cancer research, its a cancer awareness charity. It just spreads awareness and thats it, its for trying to catch cancer early. Then we all know how Doctors without Borders just doesnt use its funds.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drink water, exercise, do daily walks, quit bad habits, eat healthy.
              There, cancer awareness to protect you from cancer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember they had an interview with their prevent cancer representative at GDQ this year and it was after a super fat runner who was still near them and she was asked the main ways to prevent cancer and she nervously went "Uh-uhm.. well.. its mostly diet.. and exercise."

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goosebert, yay or nay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      quack

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his hope and optimism: restored

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope ESA's Chibi artist does a Star Control doodle. Maybe something with the Blue Orion lady

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or Fwiffo with the runners or something.

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is actually pretty awesome, playing it when it came out must have stimulated the imagination to ponder how gaming would develop and improve in 30 years.

    instead we ended up with what you see on stream 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      or even better, starfield

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad played it when I was a kid

      He is now a casual that plays gchas on his phone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry for your loss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking grim

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How? I get kids who don't know any better and refuse to be better but how does one who has seen decline decide to play that shit? I hope it's bait

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with gacha?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What's wrong with gambling?

            Why is stream 2 overestimate

            Spent like 5 minutes getting attacked in space without realizing the aliens swarming him were neutral and not hostile. Also the category changed to glitchless, and I don't think ESA has update a single estimate to reflect category changes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What's wrong with gambling?
              So why not complain about CS or Dota 2, THE gambling games?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why aren't you complaining about [unrelated thing that's also cancer]
                Nice logical fallacy, and I don't play that cancer either.

                Gacha is just much more pathetic because it's anime girls instead of knife skins.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gacha is just much more pathetic because it's anime girls instead of knife skins.
                God I hate all these tourists during ESA

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Struck a nerve, gachaspic?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anime girls
                He is not cool enough to play anime girl gacha, he plays generic shit with titles on the level of “Crafting adventure” Or “Happy happy shoot fun” that has 300 million downloads

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never understood gacha games and lootboxes. We already have enough randomness in games, how can someone blend this randomness with money spending and call it a good thing is beyond me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called a socially normalized gambling addiction, because legislators / special interest groups do not understand technology and therefore don't understand how gacha is functionally identical to gambling

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How? I get kids who don't know any better and refuse to be better but how does one who has seen decline decide to play that shit? I hope it's bait

        My parents used to game, around SNES/PS1 era, dad went into PS2. The reason they both quit is "they got too complicated" now my mom just plays word puzzle games like scrabble online, wordle, while my dad plays mobile games. I don't think they're gacha though they're also more puzzle stuff like candy crush.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Direct comparison is from this to Mass Effect, where the focus on writing went out the window while trying to ape some of SC2's features.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        having never heard of sc2, mass effect was what i was actually comparing it to in my mind. some aliens iin it are interesting but in ME you seemingly only interact with the bipedal human-esques who have negligible differences.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://store.steampowered.com/app/2645580/Free_Stars_The_UrQuan_Masters/

          Mass Effect heavily borrows from it, like the Asari are painfully based on the Syreen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space games never got better and IRL space exploration also never got better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally us

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Space Pirates and Zombies was a pretty decent game despite it's flaws, Starsector is also really good.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this game is actually pretty awesome, playing it when it came out must have stimulated the imagination to ponder how gaming would develop and improve in 30 years.

          instead we ended up with what you see on stream 1

          Distant Worlds is a good game. Haven't played the 2 yet.
          But the fist one was poorly optimized for huge worlds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Elite is worse but it's also not significantly improved besides the graphics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god we're all going to die bored and alone aren't we

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A better comparison is No Mans Sky or Starfield or any of these other empty space games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's all derivative and uninspired, take any modern game and my comparison applies.

  154. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plant sex.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      supox a CUTE

  155. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go, now you can enjoyed it without donating 2k

  156. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crisis falls behind
    >somehow manages to get ahead again in just one fight
    this is a pretty good race, I know you guys hate Pokemon but it's pretty entertaining when its not kaiz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like pokemon but for speedruns I'd rather not watch it, this is why having two streams is a great idea.

  157. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip lil homie
      esa couldnt hndle your autism

  158. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This run is so good I unironically just bought the game on GoG. It looks really interesting to me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it's entirely free, it just is called The Ur Quan Masters because of license shit.

  159. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the FFTA run is by some dude in a wheelchair doing speedruns to escape life's troubles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Pokemon race is insanely close, they're like 3 seconds apart 2 hours and 58 minutes in

      That's oddly specific

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FFTA run is only going to be good because it's Metako and Leonis running it.

  160. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is stream 2 overestimate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Changed category to glitchless and got a bit fricked over by the event order stuff and timing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making the category selection a donation incentive was perhaps a misstep

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep and as

          >What's wrong with gambling?

          [...]
          Spent like 5 minutes getting attacked in space without realizing the aliens swarming him were neutral and not hostile. Also the category changed to glitchless, and I don't think ESA has update a single estimate to reflect category changes.

          said, they don't seem to update estimates for the different categories.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they'd just update the overlay it wouldn't be a problem. I know they can't get the staff right now but come on ESA.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a mistake lead to him getting stunlocked by enemy ships for like 10 minutes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is stream 2 overestimate

  161. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it when huds reads a donation related to an upcoming run, if he is hosting on that run later why does he always mention it? Just read the donation man.

  162. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Talking Pet can get fricked.

  163. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate Star Control run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B for boomercore, great game and great run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A for comfy and alien sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      solid B for a game that is older than me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A+ that was really fricking cool, I never expected to see SC2/UQM at a marathon and even over estimate that shit is impressive to do quickly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A, despite going overestimate, even though WE DON'T FRICKING KNOW WHAT THE ESTIMATE EVEN IS, UPDATING THE FRICKING OVERLAY WHEN THERE'S A CATEGORY CHANGE ESA STAFF WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rip Firefox

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look at her boob armor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for the flashbang

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY FIREFOX EYES

          Why does this webm do this?

          Rip Firefox

          alright Firefoxgays can you try this one and see if it works.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No idea why it's not working, but don't worry about it. Maybe it's an ffmpeg thing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried it in Safe Mode and it works, so something on my end is messing the webm up. Well whatever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY FIREFOX EYES

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this webm do this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this work on Chrome but not Firefox, what's up with that? It's not a vp9 thing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          waterfox user, works on my machine

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the difference between Firefox dev and Waterfox?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              supposedly less telemetry and more exposed options
              I mostly switched because ff was updating constantly and waterfox release channel is more conservative

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        alright Firefoxgays can you try this one and see if it works.

        the original worked for me on firefox.

        B
        Pretty solid background noise. Also Pikachu lost, get fricked.

        >Also Pikachu lost, get fricked.
        anon-kun, Pikachu won.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        alright Firefoxgays can you try this one and see if it works.

        Both are fine on Firefox

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          the original worked for me on firefox.
          [...]
          >Also Pikachu lost, get fricked.
          anon-kun, Pikachu won.

          alright then, cheers lads, frick those other gays. downloaded firefox to test it. both work fine for me on vanilla firefox

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S for Star Control

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S because it's a legendary game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B+

  164. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The GOOD ending

  165. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon race almost over, still neck and neck
    this is a pretty fricking good race

  166. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >characters in the game thank you during the credits
    VGH...

  167. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    people here are smart enough to realize the category changed

  168. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    race pretty tight

  169. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Over estimate has been given a pass at GDQ where it's been something understandable or beyond the runner's control, but it's a lot rarer of a thing.

  170. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tune in
    >3 hour pokemon race
    >runners few seconds apart
    how

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theyre using different starters too

  171. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/2645580/Free_Stars_The_UrQuan_Masters/

    YES I'M SHILLIN
    GET IT.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's genuinely worth a go for anybody who likes shit with good writing, even just for going and talking to the various races and trying to figure out what the frick the Orz are up to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats this? Did the devs lose the rights to the name but not the game itself?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically yeah, publisher bullshit means the name belonged to Acclaim who got bought out by Stardock who squat over it and act like buttholes.

        They still own all the game and all the copyrights.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Essentially. There's a little more to it

          Yeah pretty much, another company owns the "Star Control" trademark now. They still own all the content in the game however, so they can distribute it under a different name.

          Huh weird. Thanks for the free game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Essentially. There's a little more to it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah pretty much, another company owns the "Star Control" trademark now. They still own all the content in the game however, so they can distribute it under a different name.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically yeah, publisher bullshit means the name belonged to Acclaim who got bought out by Stardock who squat over it and act like buttholes.

          They still own all the game and all the copyrights.

          Do they even do anything with it? I've never heard of Stardock before.

          [...]
          >b-b-b-but other event
          I don't watch gdq anymore but I bet you gays are just as obnoxious with bringing up esa all the time there

          Yeah its horrific, theres a lot more ratings conflict too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never heard of Stardock before.

            I still think of them as the guys that made WindowsBlinds, rather than Sins of a Solar Empire.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do they even do anything with it? I've never heard of Stardock before.
            Made a prequel game, basically bullied the original developers into letting them use the original monsters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Complicated story but Stardock wanted to reboot the franchise so they bought the trademark. However they tried to screw over the original devs and they weren't having it so a whole lawsuit happened. They ended up making Star Control Origins in 2018 which is a similar kind of game but is set in its own universe with different aliens and story.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That seems like a lot of effort for a very early 90s DOS game. I'd have just given the devs the trademark.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I've never heard of Stardock before
            you never played Galactic Civilizations I-III?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. Is it similar to Star Control?

              >Do they even do anything with it? I've never heard of Stardock before.
              Made a prequel game, basically bullied the original developers into letting them use the original monsters.

              I assume the prequel game was shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I assume the prequel game was shit
                Not as shit as Star Control 3 but not good to anybody with a previous interest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're space strategy games, not adventure/rpg like Star Control. Origins is mid on its own, but pretty bad if you compare it to Star Control 2.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody bought it out of principle so we don't know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the trademark is owned by another company who just resell the games and use the DLC for galactic civilisations
        >By the early 2000s, the Star Control II copyrights reverted to Ford and Reiche, triggered by a contractual clause where the game was no longer generating royalties
        >Ford and Reiche still owned the rights to Star Control I and II, but they could not successfully purchase the Star Control trademark from publisher Accolade, so they chose the title The Ur-Quan Masters
        >Ford and Reiche launched a development studio, Pistol Shrimp, using it to take the open-source to create a new version of The Ur-Quan Masters for modern systems. This will be released for free in February 2024 for Windows computers under the name Free Stars: The Ur-Quan Masters as to avoid the intellectual property issue with Stardock. Pistol Shrimp have also started developing a sequel to this game, titled Ghosts of the Precursors

        So the series is now known as Free Stars going forward.

  172. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >implying people didn't arbitrarily vote Samurai Jack F even though the estimate was actually lower than his PB in the category he changed to for the donation incentive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why people shouldn't take ratings seriously, like that one runner a few years ago who saw his run got rated low and got mad about it.

  173. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss TTS

  174. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    people here are smart enough to realize the category changed

    yesterday lonely mountains got bombed, because people didn't realize incentive was met and the lovely tech crew didn't update the estimate

  175. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd place runner goes into Lance 5 seconds behind
    >ends the fight 5 seconds ahead
    Close race

  176. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, that's not Gary motherfricking Oak.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nu pokemon character designs are indeed dogshit.

  177. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this homie? Where the frick is Gary motherfricking Oak?

  178. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does the 78 stand for?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birth year
        He's old as frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His voice will ruin stream 2 for a while unfortunately. Skenmy is on mic there too which is unfortunate. Thankfully Huds hasn't talked much on stream 1 but then the run is Pokemon so there's no winning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Dizzy block, who the frick else would you expect?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys are harsh, I don't have any problems with the Timeister. He clearly enjoys the games he commentates on rather than trying to shill his Twitch channel or whatever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How comes his voice doesn't grate your ears to dust?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like him, briefly met him at a marathon, he's just a really nice dude who likes some niche as frick taste in games.

  179. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In honor of some dizziness on stream 2 I have questions:
    >How dizzy are you right now
    >Have you ever been so drunk that you're really dizzy? Like full on room is spinning ahh make it stop I can't stand up dizzy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Orz are often *dizzy* you wouldn't *happy* when they're *dizzy*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not dizzy at all
      I was once so dizzy that I passed out in a bathroom stall at a train station and had to walk home for 3 hours because all the trains had stopped

  180. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate Pokemon run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't watch it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B
      Pretty solid background noise. Also Pikachu lost, get fricked.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But pikachu won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B
      interesting at the end for being a very neck to neck race, but too much pokemon this event

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S. Super close race the entire time, first place changed hands multiple time in the end. Super autistic couch explaining everything about the run and game. I enjoyed it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B, a long time since I've watched a Pokemon run and it's not been pure trash. It was a close race too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      C
      Thats probably the best I've ever ranked a Pokemon run.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with ESA and the fricking egg?

      B
      It was Pokemon, but it was a really close race and I didn't hate watching it. That's all I can ask for from Pokemon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B, close race and alright I guess but i got pokemon overdose already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      B
      Comfy start of the day, good for background during work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S
      Super close rate, under estimate, comfy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (B)okemon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice mustache, Reno

      C+

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doin' him a B

  181. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The category was changed and the estimate wasn't updated. People are harsh with overestimates at ESA too, I've seen it this event, its just unfair when the estimate wasn't updated and was for a different category.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I generally feel penalising folks for going slightly over estimate is pretty stupid in general

      10 mins+ and then I'll start docking points

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only do this for esa
        for gdq I go instamt F for even a second

  182. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.twitch.tv/japanese_restream

    Their emotes are way better than ours.

  183. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE BROUGHT HIS MOM TO ESA
    wew
    wew

  184. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon runner brings his mum to ESA
    Can't make this shit up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't thank his mom during his speedrun
      literally motherless behavior

      reminds me of that Diablo 2 runner who was an obvious weaboo neckbeard and went
      >MOOOOM STOP EMBARRASSING ME
      when she donated during his run (that he fricked up)

  185. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >b-b-b-but other event
    I don't watch gdq anymore but I bet you gays are just as obnoxious with bringing up esa all the time there

  186. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >think of videogame
      >mind instantly goes to transhomosexuals
      why are /misc/tards like this?

  187. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs!

  188. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great start on stream 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning saar

  189. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy ESL

  190. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh lord he nervous

  191. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sperg

  192. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dizzy, the unofficial mascot of ESA

    I love TinyTim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually really like how TinyTim is handling this guy being extremely nervous, what a nice fellow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TinyTim is super based - don't know why some people genuinely seem to dislike him, I also don't think he's too loud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its mostly his voice but I feel its unfair as he can't help it he's just born to be a tiny squeeky voiced fella. He seems very nice, like how he's basically being this guys therapist right now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TinyTim is super based - don't know why some people genuinely seem to dislike him, I also don't think he's too loud.

        That's really fricking nice of him, about the opposite of that "what are you gonna do about it" couch.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"what are you gonna do about it"
          This will always live rent free in my head, even if that runner came back and redeemed himself. The absolute audacity of that troony.

  193. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no an actual autist…

  194. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  195. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any/all sperg cringekino on stream 2 incoming.

  196. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    monteBlack autism

  197. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Super Giga Autist is running the shovelware egg game
    >Constantly stumbling over his words

    This is going to be cringe. Bit will it be CringeKino?

  198. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are you ready?
    >uh hm... I guess

  199. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to actually search that flag, first time seeing it on stream

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it?

  200. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TinyTim will never commentate your run for you, letting you know that everything's okay and all you have to do is play the game (you can do it!)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never have your very own support goblin

      ;_;

  201. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, it’s Lil Sleepy and Big Wakey

  202. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they found an ogre and taught it how to speedrun vidya games, holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are you ready?
      >uh hm... I guess

      KEK

  203. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ESA
    every run starts as a A by default
    only dock for estimate if horribly over
    forgiving with ratings because it's comfy
    rarely rate down or liwer
    >gdq
    Every run starts a c
    Over estimate is a z
    troony? Z
    annoying voice? Z
    don't know the game? Z

  204. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad they are not using the Amiga version, but they would probably struggle to capture the video from that one.

  205. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this run

  206. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does TinyTim feel like this guy's wrangler right now

  207. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This runner looks like an enforcer from yakuza but hes super assburger

  208. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for him

  209. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally have the same oil in my kitchen. ICA Rapsolja (liquid rapeseed)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can I come over to see your liquid rapeseed anon?

  210. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow you could see how his entire body loosened up and he stopped being tense after he smiled and got that glitch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      in his lane. optimizing. gold. commentated. plan coming together.

  211. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a relatable runner

  212. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TinyTim cheering up the nervous as frick runner
    This is blessed

  213. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going to Sweden and still being visibly more autistic than anyone else in the room.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine going to sweden and lovare isn't there

  214. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit as there ever been as big of an autist as the guy on stream 2 right now? He seems barely able to communicate

  215. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how british 'people' talk during sex?
    "Nice, well done, excellent, there we go, very good."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely, what makes you think people like him have sex

  216. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take it if he dies

  217. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stream 2 might actually game over
    at least it's the easiest dizzy game

  218. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god. Is that what I sound/look like while playing vidya?

  219. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TinyTim's 200% positive cheering
    The world is a bit better place today, localized in Malmö.

  220. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he laughs his face barely moves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's like the opposite of Tim
      >Tim is very outgoing and loud
      >Very expressive
      >Is tiny

      >This guy is large
      >Very shy
      >Face doesnt move

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never had Tiny Tim being a tard wrangler on stream 2 on my bingo card.

        Tim's some kind of university lecturer so he's probably got a frickton of experience dealing with helping people through shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TinyTim will never teach your class

  221. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny Tim the Tard Tamer

  222. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiny Tim will never assure me things are fine and talk me through a game of Left 4 Dead 2 versus when I’m messing up and people are yelling at me

  223. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what he's even trying to do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like he's trying to pickaxe the rock and go through that way, but it keeps bumping him up a screen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's trying to get back into the dev room.

  224. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trainwreck run.

  225. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First Z trainwreck?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean S trainwreck

  226. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that tard laugh

  227. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know if he is close to laugh or to cry

  228. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He laughs like an 80 year old man

  229. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is your fault Ganker for not believing in him enough.

  230. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elmo looks like he is watching Stream 2

  231. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lets reset!
    >w.. whats going on..
    i feel so bad for this guy legitimately

  232. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never had Tiny Tim being a tard wrangler on stream 2 on my bingo card.

  233. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I crying

  234. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you save him?

  235. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game's fricking unforgiving even when you're doing it glitchless, let alone getting glitches right.

  236. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is going on

  237. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well reseting a run won't really hurt anyone now that ESA has a more open schedule. he could go hours over the estimate, no problem

  238. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today Tim was BigTim.

  239. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    INTJ vs ESFP

  240. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TinyTim is on next after this guy, I see him skipping his run just so TwoSpace can have his run go to the end that's why he said to reset

  241. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of tards, frick FFTA. Went from the tightly woven plot of FFT and made a game with a halfwit protagonist whose motives can't even with headcanon be justified.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I often feel like FFT Ivalice wasn't meant to be the same Ivalice as FF12/TA. It just feels so different, and the whole "Ivalice alliance" feels like they're just trying to connect a bunch of disconnected games including a non FF one (Vagrant Story)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly decades later he decided they're all different.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isekai games dont interest me either as stories. Because its automatically non canon (Tactics is non canon right? Because if not thats dumb)

  242. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    S tier trainwreck

    I'm crying tears of joy

  243. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s restart
    >w-what’s going on?!
    We got plenty of time
    >t-ten minutes
    come on wanna do it again?
    >I I I don’t know

  244. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY HE DID IT FIRST TRY

  245. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE DAY IS SAVED. TIM WON.

  246. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Metako's flag wrong? Is this gonna be a joke now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always get his flag wrong, usually the wrong Irish flag or just giving him the Union Flag, the one he's got right now is the Tokelau flag.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They always get his flag wrong, usually the wrong Irish flag or just giving him the Union Flag, the one he's got right now is the Tokelau flag.

      Metako is becoming too much of an attentionprostitute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >becoming

  247. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first try
    SSS run

  248. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second hand embarrassment is getting to be too much, I don't think I can rate this more than C

  249. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeyeyeye

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is also running Sonic Unleashed (Java) a bit later.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic Unleashed (Java)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's right baby.

  250. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell
    I'm so proud of him

  251. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that face of surprise when the glitch actually works
    cute

  252. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit! The comeback kid

  253. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GOT IT

  254. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLD THE DOOR

  255. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He isn’t moronic, he is actually the smartest man in MonteBlack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he's in Sweden. Why would you say he's in MonteBlack?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast this morning?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Using advanced AI to add him into the room all the way from MonteBlack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excuse me.. Monte where?

  256. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No, don't worry, you're doing okay! There's still one control rod in the reactor and the pumps are online!
    >This is okay! The pumps are still online, we can just pump more water into the reactor to stabilize the test! You're doing fine!
    >Okay, well, the core is still intact, the reactor is doing fine, you're doing fine!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laughing my ass off here

      REDEEMED

      Rate Dizzy: Prince of the Yolkfolk!

      Rate TinyTim's cheering!

      SSS trainwreck of the wholesome variety

  257. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  258. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  259. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFT doesn't even have a plot, it's literally just a dream.

  260. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yato spotted

  261. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Final Fantasy Tactics on stream 1 that game all FF gays say is a good game? I have never played a FF game before but sometimes I feel like giving one of those games a try.

  262. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REDEEMED

    Rate Dizzy: Prince of the Yolkfolk!

    Rate TinyTim's cheering!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S tier trainwreck
      SSS for TinyTim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      D
      gave me too many cringe attacks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SSS cringekino redemption arc required viewing this ESA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A for Autism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just embracing the trainwreck
      /ourguy/

      A and S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S
      >tfw you will never have TinyTim cheering you in front of an audience when being autistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Z for cringe.

      Is Final Fantasy Tactics on stream 1 that game all FF gays say is a good game? I have never played a FF game before but sometimes I feel like giving one of those games a try.

      No, this is the shitty spinoff for babies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A for autism and props for tinytim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A
      sperg kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        buzzed status here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same actually, got this brand Saludo on sale and it kinda sucks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright I'll give the autist his due, he gets an A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S (trainwreck) I haven’t laughed this hard in a good while. This was certainly an experience. His comeback was great to see, I actually cheered for him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S for taking me on a journey with struggles missteps and redemption

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SSS

      wholesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SSS cringekino but wholesome chungus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S

      Trainwreck kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doin' him an S

  263. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Condescending butthole

    I’d have punched him in the nose if he gave me this “good job!” shit

  264. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY?
    >Eughhgh,... uhh... uhhmm.. euughgh.. uhuhh
    Why would you do that to him Tim!? You know how autistic he is!

  265. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LEONIS VS METAKO GRUDGE MATCH OILED NAKED PENIS PULLING FORESKIN SMEGMA MUNCHING OIL MATCH LETS FRICKING GOOOO SEXOOO

    On Stream 1 btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also featuring the madlads from Glasgow.

  266. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least he had the courage to go to ESA to run his game could you do the same?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd genuinely rather see runners like him than the ones that are streamers who run for show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't even have the courage to get on mic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can do the mic on stream, but the last time I used the camera I had a balaklava and sunglasses on. I have given up on that completely.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no. I can't communicate even at the multiplayer games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go to / submit to every ESA if I lived in Yurop

  267. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did he mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      English Ben whipped his wiener out again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wanna see my Joe Rogan?

  268. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about metako

  269. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim is a good guy. I just realized TwoSpaces is running Sonic Unleased so now im doubly interested in that run.

  270. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE NO COUCH AND I MUST MIG

  271. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autist is now the commentator
    SSSSSSSSSSS run incoming

  272. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's so ESL it's HURTING ME

  273. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  274. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What flag is that autist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kickassia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MonteBlack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stream 2? MonteBlack

        Monte where?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stream 2? MonteBlack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Montenword

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Montel

  275. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO
    WHAT WERE THEY THINKING PUTTING HIM ON COMMENTARY

  276. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ride never ends

  277. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based tim actually giving him room to talk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and doing a really good job of letting him find his comfortable place with it.

      holy shit Tim got him to commentate. He really does remind me of a teacher helping a student through his shyness

      >He really does remind me of a teacher helping a student through his shyness
      He is one.

  278. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having fun.

  279. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit Tim got him to commentate. He really does remind me of a teacher helping a student through his shyness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldnt be surprised if Tim is the one that told him to submit for ESA and is the one thats trying to get him into events and stuff like that. He seems like he's been guiding him the whole event.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does sound like he got into running these games from watching Tim's stuff.

  280. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember having a super powerful sword that killed everything but it did nothing to the final boss

  281. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TwoSpaces taught me that!
    >that awkward autistic blush
    holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it

  282. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Spectrum Community is a pretty accurate thing to call them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  283. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Found his YT channel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I expected worse, it's not too bad actually

  284. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't you dare to bully my boy TwoSpacesSG!

  285. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm switching to Stream 1. It's too much for me

  286. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tim talk to him like a child?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tism on both sides of the conversation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be a university lecturer, he's had experience dealing with people like this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He still is, well he has it in his twitter bio still.

  287. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He kind of reminds me of that Swedish guy that ran Paper Mario 64 way back.
    It's still one of my favorite runs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I instantly know who you mean. He couldn't stop swearing and I nearly died laughing when he cracked open a can of sprite and took a big swig, which doesn't sound funny but the way he did it was perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I instantly know who you mean. He couldn't stop swearing and I nearly died laughing when he cracked open a can of sprite and took a big swig, which doesn't sound funny but the way he did it was perfect.

      This is a all time classic ESA run any newbie here should have watched.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  288. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these people. Parents of TwoSpacesSG? firends of tinytim?

  289. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny Tim is Scottish? He sounds English.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accents vary in the UK. Not all Scottish people sound like Argick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely there, it's just not one of the three or four really obvious ones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably south Scotland

  290. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    miggy?

  291. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Page 10

  292. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now THIS is ESA.
    Autists and ESL. What we come for.

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