>What is Eumorphica?
Eumorphica is an upcoming game about traveling the universe through means of the greatest instrument you will over own: your own body. In other words, it's a transhumanist-themed game.
>But how can I trans my humans?
Enhancements come in several categories.
Algorithmic: Make your brain more smarter with AI, or upload your mind into a computer.
Cybernetics: Standard Inspector Gadget shit.
Recombinant: Biological enhancements. Need more limbs?
Xenogen: Biological enhancements that go a little beyond what should be possible. But you'll be a living experiment.
Zettatech: Reality-defying stuff. Seems dangerous.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sanguine/eumorphica-transhuman-spacefaring-role-play/description
>One question will always remain: What am I?
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Looks boring and derivative
Make better marketing material
I'm glad you captured the furgay audience because no one else is going to touch this
How much is Soros paying you?
That seems like a less than efficient way to test for shit like that. Cool though.
>cites Ironclaw as part of its inspiration
>half the devs have furry art profile pictures
Yup it's a furry game.
Well it's literally from the Ironclaw creators (Sanguine), so...
Unironically, buy a banner ad.
I bought Long Live The Queen before it was on Steam because the developer advertised it here and I liked the magical girl ad.
This sounds fricking terrible.
>No mere afterthought, Eumorphica has safety tools and story-telling techniques built directly into the experience. You and your fellow players will discuss your story-telling goals, boundaries, and ideals at regular intervals - before, during, and after play.
It's going to fricking suck in ways /tg/ cannot fathom.
I think it's very funny that safety tools makes a certain kind of guy on here feel incredibly unsafe.
Unsafe? No, it's just an incredibly effective red flag that tells you that if you find that shit obnoxious and unnecessary, you'll probably dislike the game.
I don't ree at safety tools but I think all the shit like the X card, etc, is far less effective than just having a conversation like adults about the sorts of themes and scenarios you want to see in your games. Proponents of these things tend to throw BUT WHAT ABOUT CON PLAY as a retort to that, but like. No. We've had 50 years of con play and anyone moronic enough to run rape situations or something that's gonna trigger the vet's PTSD at a fricking con is first off never going to have an X card at their fricking table in the first place and second off is not going to be allowed a table the next year. I say this as someone who has had a PTSD episode from something in a tabletop game- your stupid card isn't going to fix the problem, it's like 'ok if the guy shoots you, hold up this shield', like it's too late.
Just talk, like fricking humans.
Okay, but what do you actually do? If you're gonna shill a game, come with actual selling points instead of telling me about random, contextless features. This is like trying to sell someone on d&d by reading them a random selection of spells from the phb. It tells you fricking nothing about the game.
>Like many tabletop games, Eumorphica will use polyhedral dice, pinned to your various capacities. The more suited you are to a task at hand, the more dice you will roll, and the more sides they will have. Customize your play to suit your desired level of complexity: build a character that has a few, reliable dice … spec yourself out with perks and trees until you're a complex and awesome machine … or choose something in between. All types of players are welcome to sit at this table.
This ad copy is fricking awful. This entire page says the absolute bare minimum about the game, and nothing about what you'd actually DO other than "explore!"
Just because they hate israelites does not make the game good. People shouldn’t mindlessly consume just because it’s creators are “based.”
im with it
So what are the mechanics? What’s the theme? What’s the core gameplay loop? Aside from being made by furgays who apparently seethe about israelites on Ganker, what does this offer?
Especially over fricking shadowrun, starfinder, eclipse phase and transhuman space
Do you thinks Gary Gygax makes all the D&D threads too?
Are you moronic?
I dont have any connection to the people making it, its just funny to accuse people of being Mossad agents for frivolous things. I too only really know the bare minimum about the game, I just think it sounds like it could be interesting, and also will have some neat art for it.
>and also will have some neat art for it.
Just by looking at the avatars of that team I can say the art will be as good as the things you flush down the toilet.
Only two of those guys have decent artwork on their avatars.
Just to back up an earlier point: Mamabliss is a zoophile tf porn artist who draws elaborate comics about people turning into monsters covered in dicks or into animals who are then fricked by other animals.
This is a fetish game.
Oh, so it IS a transformation fetish game. Now I'm REALLY hyped!
If you genuinely think that furries who put sensitivity mechanics in their game would waste their time calling people Israeli agents on /tg/, you are severely moronic
It has Rick Griffin doing art for it. It's going to have SOME good art.
If you’re telling the truth you could not have picked a choice of actions that would make people hate this game more than the ones you’re undertaking right now
>mamabliss
>Mamabliss
I find it mystifying that Mamabliss keeps getting hired to work on furry RPG projects given the stuff they normally draw, and their art always looks really wonky as well.
Seems interesting. What are the travelling rules like?
Ugh, why do you nogames constantly make threads about games that aren't d&d (which sucks btw)?
It's a blatant shill thread, my dude.
maybe, but why is that a bad thing? this is a board about traditional games and the thread is about a new traditional game coming out
frankly i dont see an issue with creators popping by to make a thread announcing a new game every now and then. its not like /tg/ is the most friendly place for a circle jerk anyways, its as likely to get flamed as it is to get praised, probably more so
im not even the creator i just wanted to make this thread (partly because i anticipated the reaction)
One, they can buy a banner
Two, dishonesty and pretending to be "one of us" is the quickest way to make people hate you.
Three, furry transhumanist fetish game.
why the actual frick would the "furry transhumanist fetish" people who have already made several games since 1999, and who are including "safety tools" in their game, post a thread on /tg/?
No press is bad press. That's it really.
Maybe to trigger the chuds as some keyboard warrior shit.
If you think any of those things makes someone above or incapable of posting on Ganker, you're fricking delusional.
>kickstarter long over
>posting on a dead board
>shilling
You are fricking brain dead, Anon.
>more smarter
If they want to make a furry TF fetish game, they need a more focused premise and a far more honest approach. I've come across other TTRPGs that are like "This is a queer game about exploring your identity and sexuality through *transformation!* (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ" and all the art is literally just a bunch of well known TF smut artists who have been making TF fetish art for years.
They can pretend this is about something else, but it's just a fetish game with extra pretentiousness. Be honest, put the fricking pride flags away, admit you're only going to play online because you want to jerk off during the session, and get on with it.
I didn't really make a transformation fetish connection, but you can have transformation as a theme without it being a sexual thing. Or even if it is, it can be other things too
Something like C-Tech having flesh horror demon transformation and riding that line between humanity and monster is a theme.
A ton of furries getting together to make a game about transforming yourself into exotic fursonas is fetish material.
ITT three Chinese disinfo Black folk arguing with each other
Are the Chinese disinfo agents pro or anti Eumorphica?
>still no playtest document
Take the money and run, eh?
>the alpha is coming soon we promise
its gonna release in 30 years bro trust me
It’s incredible that when I pointed out this bumphomosexualry my post was deleted with no warning. Is an actual mod behind this? The only time I’ve had that happen before was a weird fetish mod on /k/
i guess tptb are on my side. But tell me. how would you make your character. see
Transhumanism is based. There needs to be more games like this.
This is not a good way to advertise your game. No one here appreciates the 'how do you do fellow channers' shill routine. If your marketing guy put you up to this, fire him. If you thought this was a good idea on your own, hire someone who knows better.
I'm unemployed
ok I actually dont know who that is, so im a little surprised that people here do. what should we expect from this individual? the classic shitting dick nipple type of thing?
>the classic shitting dick nipple type of thing?
Got it in one. Unironically, yes, mamabliss draws shitting dick nipples.
I know her for her vore art myself
Love this idea. What kind of Neomorph would you choose? I'd be Algorithmic or Cybernetic, if I had to choose.
Well all of them, but if I had to pick 2: Zettatech, maybe, because it sounds wacky. I'm expecting some phasing in and out of reality type stuff. And then either cybernetics or recombinant, I'm not sure.
Xenogen, because of Prey 2017. Getting psychokinetic powers because you were seeding your brain with neural pathways made out of exotic matter was an interesting concept.
That does sound pretty based. Not familiar with Prey, does it have any other cool ideas that would work for this system?
Most of the powers are fairly neat. One theoretically shunts the user into a pocket dimension while they are replaced with an inanimate object they can control to some degree. Mimics can hide as say a coffee cup whereas you can "turn into" that cup but also tip it over and roll it under a window gap to get into a locked room, for example.
As awful as the creators sound, the idea they came up with to hide the fetishistic nature of the whole thing is kinda cool on its own.
You just have to separate the product from its creators and do non homosexual things with it.
That's how it works with Ironclaw and Urban Jungle. The furry dial can be turned up or down according to the group.
Any advice on doing this, besides maybe focusing more on non-biological augmentations?
>besides maybe focusing more on non-biological augmentations?
Anon, you can mod your character to be a straight up werewolf and it still wouldn't be furhomosexualry unless you did furgay things with it.
They can only commandeer the cool kinds of half animal concepts if you let them.
Be a sci-fi werewolf with the normal wolf mutations, but the mods were faulty or something so you don't have full control over them and when they activate.
Maybe your DM can give you a bonus for that drawback, and you'll have unique moments where you're in a gunfight and suddenly come barreling out of cover to rip and tear because your biomods triggered at an awkward time.
Would also give your teammates a sudden problem of having to cover the crazy bastard that just sprinted into the open in a firefight, with a solid payoff of they can help you get up close.
I'm sure a decent DM would appreciate having that extra tool to plan sessions around as well.
Probably the last one. I love the idea of bending reality like that.
Trans game? No thanks. You will never be a real game!
Does anyone have any useful art of transhuman individuals that we can use for our PCs, especially non-furry ones?
These posts were made by one person.
Probably
And your point is?..
>only human on the cover is a Black person
It's going to be garbage, no need to even check.
Be happy they’re representing your race (one race, the human race) anon (also your a charcoal black homie)
this thread devolved lol
not that it was good to begin with
>an entire galaxy with nothing but furgays and Black folk
Playing Tomb of Horrors would be a few magnitude more enjoyable than this.
And other games already do the "tweak your body until you become a walking abomination" so...
the /misc/gay sees one black person (maybe evn two) and cries. very sad