>Gaming blogs & review sites will cease to exist in 5 years. Don't understand why they're still around.
I'm not disagreeing, but we already thought so back in 2006/07.
>shit on indie stuff. >gaming journalists
you're smoking stepped on ideological crack
surprise, people knowledgeable about games recognize this as the derivative cash grab it is
>My best attempt then, I think, would be to have a go at reverse-engineering the problem with Palworld myself. Much of the grumpiness around Palworld so far - and admittedly, a not-insignificant portion of mine - comes from its success. If all of this feels a bit brutal for a discussion of an indie game that came out of nowhere, it's worth bearing that success in mind.
yet another "why did this game do better than the hyped up for 2 years and released unfinished movie game that I like?"
Nope, if there's even any insinuation that the dreaded >AI
is involved, accurate or otherwise, Jim will clam there's theft and crypto bros and other shit, no matter how many human humping pink condom wing'd pokemons there are in the game.
>Play Palworld and you won't feel like you're playing something made with thought, or craft, or an earnest team's best intentions. You won't feel admiration or wonder. You won't feel any real sense of achievement. You won't feel like any artist has been involved, or that anything meaningful might come to mind. You will instead feel like you're playing a product designed to be sold, rather than to be played. You will feel like a mark. And you'll be right.
Based
>Play Palworld and you won't feel like you're playing something made with thought, or craft, or an earnest team's best intentions >said the Pokemon fanboy
Let. Me. Guess. It doesn't do enough to elevate the voices of marginalized people because there aren't 20 gay ugly Black folk central to whatever narrative this slop has.
You were praising Baldur's Gate 3 and its woke leftist politics a couple days ago.
LMAO, even when you try to pretend you're a chud, you just can't help but project. No one was praising Baldur's Gay, troony. That's what you delude yourself into thinking what happened.
Let. Me. Guess. It doesn't do enough to elevate the voices of marginalized people because there aren't 20 gay ugly Black folk central to whatever narrative this slop has.
>In a literal sense, whacking wobbly trees with axes and a single recurring combo of axe-swing animation and sound does not feel nice. Nor does punching otherwise docile sheep to death with your bare fists, watching your stamina run dry during slow, rudimentary climbing animations over rocks with visible seams, or running out of breath as you lug more stones up a hil
Why is it ok when Zelda does it?
>In a literal sense, whacking wobbly trees with axes and a single recurring combo of axe-swing animation and sound does not feel nice. Nor does punching otherwise docile sheep to death with your bare fists, watching your stamina run dry during slow, rudimentary climbing animations over rocks with visible seams, or running out of breath as you lug more stones up a hil
Why is it ok when Palworld does it?
Funny that none of the top sellers on Steam are actually any good. Guess everyone already owns the good games, helps that none have come out since what, 2011?
>devs are not in their inner twitter circle >no lgbterdfge+ representation >no hecking nigerinos
of course the western game ""journalism"" mafia is gonna shit on it, seems that nobody cares tho
You think I want to give him another click? You don't have to watch the video to see a youtube title card for an episode and know exactly what its going to be. That's the unfortunate condition of the broken record; its no different than how watching some frogposting /misc/ tarded election tourist making a video about "degeneracy", its going to be the same approved-by-my-team narrative with little variation.
>eurogamer
I remember wasting my time there reading some review about Sifu and the homosexual spent 3 paragraphs sshitting on it because apparently fellow white people can't make kung-fu games set in Asia with movie homages. Those guys are clowns and are on a decline, their parent company is looking into selling them or something with vg247 as well.
>look up what the guy who wrote the article typically writes about >Writes about Cod, GTA, and Pokemon that he was clearly paid to talk favorably for.
Of course he would have issues with a game that eats' their lunch.
Gaming blogs & review sites will cease to exist in 5 years. Don't understand why they're still around.
>Gaming blogs & review sites will cease to exist in 5 years. Don't understand why they're still around.
I'm not disagreeing, but we already thought so back in 2006/07.
It's becoming more obvious that these publications have agendas and are being paid by AAA devs to shit on indie stuff.
The dynamics in 2006/07 weren't as obvious to the average reader.
>shit on indie stuff.
>gaming journalists
you're smoking stepped on ideological crack
surprise, people knowledgeable about games recognize this as the derivative cash grab it is
>we already thought so back in 2006/07.
most people thought it was incompetence. we didn't know it was pure malice.
>ESGgamer
just bought another copy, thanks
Gaming blogs & Palworld sites will cease to exist in 5 years. Don't understand why they're still Palworld.
Nintendochads...our paid-for hit pieces are finally coming through! We're winning!!
>Eurogamer says it's shit
Pack it up boys, we tried and lost. We'll never recover from this so we might as well stop.
Gaming blogs & Palworld sites will cease to exist in 5 Palworlds. Don't understand why they're still Palworld.
Palworldchads...our paid-for hit pieces are finally coming through! We're Palworld!!
>My best attempt then, I think, would be to have a go at reverse-engineering the problem with Palworld myself. Much of the grumpiness around Palworld so far - and admittedly, a not-insignificant portion of mine - comes from its success. If all of this feels a bit brutal for a discussion of an indie game that came out of nowhere, it's worth bearing that success in mind.
yet another "why did this game do better than the hyped up for 2 years and released unfinished movie game that I like?"
The corrupt mainstream media says it sucks?
Guess I have to stop having my own opinion and conform my tastes to what other people think.
>IGN says it's 8/10 day one
>See it's good, buy buy buy
>Eurogamer says it's mid
>Corrupt game journos are ruining vidya
Why are you like this?
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why do the Pal Defense force people in the game kills pals and you and your pals
why is PETA's mission to kill all pets?
I wonder if the guy with pokemon in his twitter background is unbiased about this latest pokemon-like.
I'm sure it's fine.
But its not Pokemon, at all, its just Conan and Ark
Define "pokemon".
>Opinions mine/my Pokémon's
Oh no palbros, how will we ever recover from this ?
>Opinions mine/my Pokémon's
holy fricking shit
WTF
Oh no no no, Pokebros we've been discovered.
it's the Myst review all over again
Eurogamer doesn't like anything that is not basedfueled
Eurogamer has been rapidly going down hill, no shit they put out a controversial opinion to drum up clicks.
Jim Sterling will come out with a positive review of Palworld.
Nope, if there's even any insinuation that the dreaded
>AI
is involved, accurate or otherwise, Jim will clam there's theft and crypto bros and other shit, no matter how many human humping pink condom wing'd pokemons there are in the game.
This Black person actually watches Jim Sterling, what the frick.
Palworld has been rapidly going down hill, no shit they put out a controversial opinion to drum up Palworlds.
>Play Palworld and you won't feel like you're playing something made with thought, or craft, or an earnest team's best intentions. You won't feel admiration or wonder. You won't feel any real sense of achievement. You won't feel like any artist has been involved, or that anything meaningful might come to mind. You will instead feel like you're playing a product designed to be sold, rather than to be played. You will feel like a mark. And you'll be right.
Based
Wait, is he talking about Palworld or Pokemon?
both
But enough about TLOU2
>Play Palworld and you won't feel like you're playing something made with thought, or craft, or an earnest team's best intentions
>said the Pokemon fanboy
Didn't they play a MMO for 10 minutes and give it a bad review?
If a game isn't immediately good, it's terrible. All MMOs are fricking shit.
Do people still read that SJW site?
It still surprises me that people read reviews at all. Especially for games on Game Pass. Black person, just try it for yourself.
Euro gaymer is a notorious SJW/woke trash site. Can't believe people stii use such a shit site.
>Eurogamer
Let me guess, not enough black characters in the game?
I don't speak finnish
That's Argentinean.
‘Waaah quit having fun’
‘Waaah quit having pals’
>eurogamer
Hm...
>18 Decembre 20 and fricking 23
>Pokémon GO
LOL
>European gets PTSD from the word “PAL”
Many cases
the fact that the game is making modern video game "journalists" angry is a good reason for me to support it
You were praising Baldur's Gate 3 and its woke leftist politics a couple days ago.
Bot post.
You're upset because I saw through your little veil, troony freak.
LMAO, even when you try to pretend you're a chud, you just can't help but project. No one was praising Baldur's Gay, troony. That's what you delude yourself into thinking what happened.
Let. Me. Guess. It doesn't do enough to elevate the voices of marginalized people because there aren't 20 gay ugly Black folk central to whatever narrative this slop has.
So why are there millions of people having fun with the game then?
Really jiggles my wiggle
the fact that the game is making modern video game "pals" angry is a good reason for me to support it
>In a literal sense, whacking wobbly trees with axes and a single recurring combo of axe-swing animation and sound does not feel nice. Nor does punching otherwise docile sheep to death with your bare fists, watching your stamina run dry during slow, rudimentary climbing animations over rocks with visible seams, or running out of breath as you lug more stones up a hil
Why is it ok when Zelda does it?
lol
Literally just an assblasted Pokegay.
>In a literal sense, whacking wobbly trees with axes and a single recurring combo of axe-swing animation and sound does not feel nice. Nor does punching otherwise docile sheep to death with your bare fists, watching your stamina run dry during slow, rudimentary climbing animations over rocks with visible seams, or running out of breath as you lug more stones up a hil
Why is it ok when Palworld does it?
>jews don't like a game made by a bunch of jap neets
more successful than 'eck
Funny that none of the top sellers on Steam are actually any good. Guess everyone already owns the good games, helps that none have come out since what, 2011?
btw, has anyone played it on 'eck?
Supposedly it plays well but there are noticeable FPS drops in high activity areas
Wait, can you digitally download the steam deck?
this shitpost made me realize that we will actually be getting digital delivers of physical goods through steam and 3D printers in the future
>Game "journalists"
>click on article
>poll asking what gender I identify as
>seven options
it will die in 3 weeks
>devs are not in their inner twitter circle
>no lgbterdfge+ representation
>no hecking nigerinos
of course the western game ""journalism"" mafia is gonna shit on it, seems that nobody cares tho
>>no lgbterdfge+ representation
You think I want to give him another click? You don't have to watch the video to see a youtube title card for an episode and know exactly what its going to be. That's the unfortunate condition of the broken record; its no different than how watching some frogposting /misc/ tarded election tourist making a video about "degeneracy", its going to be the same approved-by-my-team narrative with little variation.
surely the industry will learn the right lessons from this phenomenon
There are no lessons to be learned from influencer meme games, it's completely random which ones succeed or fail
nothing a little dev budget gutting for marketing and cheap trend chasing can't solve. low risk high reward, play the odds
mario with guns + crafting
permanent alpha build
>Eurogamer
Where's the Hogwarts Legacy review
hoes mad x24
Odd considering eurogamer released a palworld early access review and gave it a thumbs up.
>eurogamer
I remember wasting my time there reading some review about Sifu and the homosexual spent 3 paragraphs sshitting on it because apparently fellow white people can't make kung-fu games set in Asia with movie homages. Those guys are clowns and are on a decline, their parent company is looking into selling them or something with vg247 as well.
>eurogamer
>it doesn't have cultural enrichment therefore it's bad
this reviewer didnt even make it to the base building
he made a character, fought two monsters, MAYBE crafted a club then stopped
5 minute ass review
Lmao another dumbass journalist that probably gave that piece of shit Totk a 10/10. Nothing to see here folks
>look up what the guy who wrote the article typically writes about
>Writes about Cod, GTA, and Pokemon that he was clearly paid to talk favorably for.
Of course he would have issues with a game that eats' their lunch.
I tend to disagree with articles that shove a big "your gender please" section smacked in the middle.