Even Doomchads love Metroid

Even Doomchads love Metroid

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they'd go back to gray helmet doomguy

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beat the Super Gore Nest Master Level on Classic mode

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn cuh turn up yo graphix settings NIGGE

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the actual classic design in the marketing bro

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the OG Doomguy armor? They have that too.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            he's talking about how he wants the retro design to be doomguy's main look in marketing and new media

            i like the praetor suit so i just get particular about calling him 'doomguy' over doom slayer

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah as an alt option, not as his primary depiction despite being the most kino

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is eternal even good

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      2016 > Eternal

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its pretty fun yeah. Sadly many here got filtered as usual and blamed the game

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sadly many here got filtered
        The problem I see, its just too much Quake and not enough classic Doom.
        Other than that, fantastic game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's mechanically the best single-player FPS I've ever played

      It's basically like playing Overwatch Tracer and Genji combined

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its fricking great. Filtered a ton of people though

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      its very fun

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay until you figure out how to "git gud" then it's a boring slogfest

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun as frick once you learn the mechanics properly and get into the "fun-zone"
      it's not afraid of being a video game, and sacrifices immersion for gameplay

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      its the best single players FPS in years.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Triple AAA shooter that isn't a cinematic wankfest and is pretty challenging. Unicorn in 2020 that is.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its fun. They made some moronic choices like the purple goo and punches doing 0 damage but overall it's a great game.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's better than 2016 in every way except story (lol who cares)

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      eternal's gameplay isn't absolutely perfect and couldn't be improved upon or anything but it's fun as frick and unique

      there's a learning curve but people mistake "there are certain things you have to do if you want to win" with "gameplay is one note." Eternal has you mix and matching literally every single weapon and piece of equipment in your arsenal even at endgame, it's neat.

      the only thing i wish it had was instant mod switching like ultrakill

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      samus gives nursing handjobs to doomguy

      yes but it's a regression from 2016 IMO

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so slick, smooth and fun that I have my doubts id will ever be able to top it. It's one of the few $60 game purchases I've made in years that I don't have even a lick of buyer's remorse about.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a joke because of the identical covers?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The identical-looking cover IS the joke.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it's not a joke. Just a reference,

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doom gays haven't even been chads since doom 64

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude i love Brand!

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude, a heckin brand supports another brand! So poggers!
    have a nice day, homosexual

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is their advertising budget dedicated to riding Nintendo's coattails. Aren't these Black folk owned by microsoft?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      they did this with FF7R too but somehow doom just kind of gels with Nintendo stuff, the retro pedigree, the historical impact, the tongue in cheek gameplay-first approach that was so simple in the originals that anyone can pick them up and play them, the long history of in-jokes and self-referencing

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      DOOM never needed any coattailing, not least of all nu-DOOM that is actually quite successful.
      It's just that epic tw*TTer moments like that are good publicity among the mentally ill demographic that permeates that platform. Hey, at least we get some DoomguyXSamus out of it.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is he an EMMI?

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Doomchads
    >chads
    Nice joke

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you still instantly melee and glory kill the shambling zombies for quick health in Eternal like in 2016?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Melee works like shit now in Eternal.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so but if you can they rarely show up.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, with a headshot from the heavy cannon

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, that's nice of them.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Even Doomchads love Metroid
    Companies like to suck each other's wieners. You're moronic if you thought otherwise.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >congratulations on sell product
    ok..

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOOOAH DID A CORPORATION JUST REFERENCE ANOTHER CORPORATION??
    WAOOOOAH!

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ I hate reddit style toxic positivity. Literally posted so people like op will share it and mindlessly consume both products. Wow! So wholesome!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      word
      corporations using social media like they're normal people will always be weird to me
      frick corporate twitter in particular

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