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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I've given up on this franchise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been dead since 3DS anyway

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep and even x and y was garbage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad we can agree that Pokémon reached its Peak on NDS

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't black and white 2 only exist to censor the villain from black and white 1

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No? Most of the villains from BW1 became actual terrorists in BW2. Ghetsis outright tries to murder a child.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesse what the frick are you talking about

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus christ you're a moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No that's ultra sun and moon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah right

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no he returns and tries to fricking impale you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're talking about ultra sun / ultra moon retconning the villain from sun and moon into only being evil because of a space jellyfish instead of being genuinely insane

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Platinum
            >Good
            Nope.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has only gone up in sales and active releases since then
        you really don't know what "dead" means

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Appealing to the Lowest Common Denominator

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daily reminder, Pokemon died at this exact moment

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What was their excuse for this again? Kids distracted by mobile phone preasu undastandu or something?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was this, this was from an interview when oras released i think. A journo asked masuda why they removed the battle frontier and he said that kids play phones and don't keep playing pokemon or something like that.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fricking hate this homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sad thing about all this is that a battle frontier with modern breeding methods would be so much better than it was in the gba games. It wasn't that hard for them to make quality of life changes for it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Around the same time some anon on /vp/ asked Masuda why haven't they brought back the difficulty levels from BW2.
              https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/21918111/#21921231
              This and the quote you posted has permanently mindbroken /vp/

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the "hahaha i don't really know" was from this? I somehow hate Masuda more. Sad thing is that this was funny for me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if we implemented that feature, nobody would be able to beat the game then
                I bet their idea of a "hard" game is to make every opponent both wild and trainer to be level 100 from the very start.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last time they did it AI was a bit smarter and opposing trainers' pokemon levels were sightly increased, scaling from one at the beginning to five against the champion.
                Also by default it was available only in one version and only after you've beaten the game once because frick you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not "nobody would be able to beat the game" tier, but besides that, the levels don't even matter as said Pokemon have the same stats as their original counterparts because GF is complete shit at coding

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blantantly lying now

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's right you know. People pretend to care about BF as a cope for being bad at the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So people can't want more single player content because they're coping? You do know they could have integrated online play right? It wasn't a direct port. Shitty excuses by unimaginative morons.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's ack!
                Why make fricking remakes then? Just release old games on the eshop and stop pretending to fricking care about paying full price for them. I beat all the silver symbols when i was a moronic fricking kid. Could do the gold ones if i EV trained a new team.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Could do the gold ones if i EV trained a new team.

                So do that? You can even do it on an emulator at 10x speed to alleviate the grind. Nobody cares because BF is boring.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So do that?
                It's not 2005 anymore i don't have my game.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It sucks because I genuinely think ORAS was one of the best Pokemon games released and had actual soul to it, but the lack of a battle frontier sours the whole experience

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hated the lack of battle frontier but soaring and what they did with the mirage islands was actualy really cool.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, exactly. Soaring and Mirage Islands were such a nice mechanic that actually made you appreciate the region as a whole in the postgame instead of just sticking to the same 3-4 towns/areas like other games did beforehand. That and the secret bases actually made you feel like you're part of the region and not just going from one level to the next.

                The bottom screen showing what Pokemon you could catch in that route was also an amazing feature that should've been a mainstay. The games go to shit as soon as you start looking things up on Bulbapedia, adding as much stuff in-game as you can to mitigate that should've been a top priority.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was there from the beginning, played Gen 1 when it was new and I could barely read, loved every Gen til 5, and I don't think I'll ever play another Pokemon game ever again. Just romhacks for me

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone listen to him he's based

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gen 5 was awful and anyone who includes it in their list of "good" pokemon game outs themselves as some who didn't start school until the 2000s

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but gen 5 was the last gen anyone with a soul played before they decided pokemon was rotten inside

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gen 5 was the last of the OG generations before the stripped the series of its roots and pandered to the smart phone demographic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            All new Pokedex with no reused mons was great, I didn't read any pre-release content so everything was brand new to me, closest I ever got to returning to the nostalgia high of Gen 1+2
            Urban setting was a novel idea I wish they'd pushed farther
            Music was really good
            Nice synergy between 2D sprites and 3D environments, all subsequent Pokemon games look worse
            Plot is typical gay navel gazing JRPG shit but at least it's something different. Climax not being the Elite 4 was a breath of fresh air

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does Gen 5 send so many people into shrieking spazzing shitfits?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why are people able to tell when I’m shilling blatantly shitty games like gen 5 and pretending they’re good by lying about them?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Started with gen 1 and 5 is one of my faves.

            Assume more fricking moron.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >locking hard mode behind Black 2 and only after you beat the game
            lmao why did they even fricking bother

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The hard mode is a scam. If a npc has for example level 36 pokemon in normal mode and level 40 in "hard", they still keep their normal mode stats
              Frick gamefreak

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that really true? So you just level up faster, because everyone is a higher level with the same stats?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here is some dude showing it with calcs
                https://twitter.com/FlygonHG/status/1568381042855219202

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. everything bad in the series other than battle gimmicks and 3D started in gen v. frick that dogshit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never played gen 4 or 5 because by that time I was too old to be buying Pokémon games and it would be embarrassing to play them at that age.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gen 4 being garbage doesn't make gen 5 automatically worse

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              4 doesn't have james turner pozzmons and Black folk so it's automatically better than shartnova

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like Gen 5. Seethe more.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit, you're telling me that time passes?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >90s homosexual pissing himself that young people exist
              Epic

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gen 5 (with 4 as a close second cuz it wasn't until HGSS did it earn a truly positive rep) was the best received here pre-release and upon release tho it's not just the obligatory zoomzooms that are old enough to post here now. Sorry if you weren't browsing back then and genuinely didn't see it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 5 has the most hated dex by far. It absolutely did not have a better reception than anything before it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The hate for the Gen 5 dex has been recent and bizarre to me. For the longest time it was only really people assblasted about the Oshawott line and the obligatory Garbador and Vanilluxe whining which would get shut down a lot by the usual bringing up of Muk and Electrode. Meanwhile, with Gen 4, back then you couldn't go two seconds without "lol wtf is this Digimon shit???" WAAAY more. It definitely was less positive to me imo at least then. If we include each one still I wouldn't think that 5 is the most hated, 8 exists.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but the attempts to rewrite history with Gen V as the "last good games" are weird, the reception of the Gen V dex caused GF to permanently reduce the number of new mons introduced in each new gen.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never heard about the dex reception causing less pokemon bit. I think the lukewarm reception in the norm-o-sphere towards them gravitated around keeping the dex new only and the gross mishandling of zoroark which BW2 tried to fix but it was too late. It never seemed like pure hate. Game-wise it does make sense why someone would think 5 was the last golden era gen especially with BW2 feeling like a gigantic love letter. I don't think 6 and 7 are outright horrendous but they definitely don't fit the bill.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon peaked at gen 2, when the game included a remake of the previous game. Everything else was a decline.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              sure if by remake you mean gutted boss rush

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            so fricking true my aryan friend

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still sells though frick. Too many morons still buying scarlet and violet for their kids. Understandable since at the end of the day it's a kid's game. But now a whole generation of kids now will think this game was good and will not know how shitty subsequent pokemon games after scarlet and violet is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids don't know what Pokemon is.
        This series is mainly bought by 30+ tendie manchildren. Reminder that 95% of tendies in this board buy the Pokeslop.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kids and parents dont know better. only us wo/manchildren do and actually care

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just swap over to Digimon or Monster Hunter Stories instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it took you that long to realize it is a mediocre franchise, then you are part of the reason why it is a mediocre franchise that is purely kept alive by constant nostalgia wanking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon has been the most soulless "designed to be a marketable product and sell toys to children" corporate waste since the very start, or near the very start. You pokecucks shouldn't complain about this, you enabled it for decades. This is barely worse than the games you already bought two copies of.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW gave up around Ruby/Sapphire
      >I do like Pokemon Sleep though

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Small indie developer, please understand.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people keep thinking this is a clever insult when it's a fact.
      Game Freak only has 160-something employees, prefers to be that small, and considers pokemon to be a side-project that the b-team works on, no shit these don't look like "triple a" games. Count your blessings that they even attempted something like Arceus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Count your blessings that they fail at every turn
        No.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        small indie company please understand.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >side-project that the b-team works on

        ...so what exactly is the a-team supposed to be making?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shoving bugs in anuses

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Masterpieces like Little Town Hero.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Such a huge success it puts Pokemon to shame. It's no wonder they put their best people to work on it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now that's just sad

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >All time peak 11 Black folk

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that ain't a joke, every other year they have an additional game. They clearly want to move on but pokemon keeps the lights on, I think it's a miracle that they outsourced a remake so they could work on a spinoff.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            little town hero was abysmal
            at least pulseman and drill dozer were fine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay then what does the a team work on?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only has 160-something employees
        Skyrim was made with 100. There is literally no excuse.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Skyrim is shit for the same reason Pokemon games are shit, empty open world with nothing to do, outdated graphics and extremely clunky and buggy gameplay.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OP's image looks exactly like Skyrim to me!
            Terminal Ganker brainrot

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, but it's the same kind of shit game.
              Skyrim is a legitimately horrible game that people only played because of the mods.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're an actual moron if you are going to compare the most hyped game of all time released at 11/11/2011 to this dumpster fire that has been the same game since Diamond/pearl
                PokeBlack folk are legit the biggest of shit eating morons even more than blizztards

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're an actual moron if you are going to compare the most hyped game of all time
                What does hype matter? The game itself is garbage.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can think of 50 well made games made with less people that are millions of times more ambitious than this soulless garbage. Do better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >their only real source of income for two decades is a "side project" that some nobodies work on
        >the A-team is putting together video games that nobody cares about and sewing plushies
        >160 employees is now "small" and "indie"
        I understand the company wanting to experiment and expand so they aren't so depending on the Pokemon cash cow, but this is just silly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was just the sex THOUGH

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >American music video: that abomination you just posted
          >Japanese music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoZ0Zwab6Oc
          What went so horribly wrong with America?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine if this much budget and time could be spent on everything.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dread going into the main town. The framerate is so fricking dogshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      emulate you fricking moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick you gonna emulate the switch homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a Switch emulator, moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow, an actual moron

          There's a Switch emulator, moron.

          there's 2, in fact. and both are great. lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          With a switch emulator duh.

          Gen 5 was awful and anyone who includes it in their list of "good" pokemon game outs themselves as some who didn't start school until the 2000s

          True.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you still bought it
      stop your b***hing

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's disingenuous, old games are mean to be played on CRT monitor to look good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no monitor on the planet that could make Scarlet/Violet look good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      toppest tier post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so sad, it's hit the underflow and become hilarious.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Masuda calls up Aonuma.
        >Requests an urgent meeting with him, Aonuma agrees.
        >He's curious as to what Masuda could possibly need to meet with him for.
        >The time of the meeting arrives.
        >"So, Masuda-san, what is it you so desperately needed to meet with me about?".
        >Masuda is silent for a moment.
        >He walks over to the window, hands crossed behind him, and gazes outside.
        >"Aonuma-san, you may need to take a seat. I'm about to ask an extremely large favour of you."
        >Aonuma's curiosity is piqued. Perhaps Masuda wants to use the Breath of the Wild engine as the basis for his new Pokémon games, to truly evolve the franchise to the next level?
        >He sits in his chair and waits for Masuda to speak.
        >"As you know, Aonuma-san, my team have been working quite hard to create the latest Pokémon™ games. For five hours a day, three days a week, we have spared only some expense in ensuring that there are many high quality female character designs, and even some new Pokémon™. However, making the game is very hard, and we are in need of your help."
        >Masuda turns and looks Aonuma dead in the eye.
        >"Aonuma-san, I would like to ask that you let us use the tree model your team created for Ocarina of Time to use in Pokémon™ Violet and Pokémon™ Scarlet"
        >Aonuma is confused, this was not what he expected at all.
        >"You.. You mean the tree model we created for the 3DS remake, right? I'd be happy to let you use it."
        >"No, not that one."
        >"What?"
        >"I'm afraid that the game we have created would not be able to handle such a high fidelity model. We'd have to cut another half of all Pokémon™ just to accommodate it. No, we require the original Nintendo 64 model."
        >Aonuma sits in stunned silence, he can't believe what he's hearing.
        >Finally, he pulls himself together enough to speak again.
        >"M-Masuda-san... do you actually have any idea how to make a game?"
        >Masuda chuckles, then closes his eyes and shakes his head.
        >"Haha, I don't really know..."

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          しょうがないな

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to be looking at exactly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the joke is that a modern Pokemon game is using the same textures at the same quality of an N64 game. Look at the wall

        • 10 months ago
          Croccy

          Man, developers for the N64 knew what they were working with and matched blurry textures together to produce something aesthetic. Look at Mario 64.

          Pokemon just looks like shit. Frankly everything about is shit now. The appearance, the story, the designs, the incomplete dex. I hate Gamefreak m, but here we are, witnessing the near-best selling pokemon games of all time. Frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filters
      even worse
      connect it to a real crt or don't bother

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you live in a city a lot of places have gotten rid of their CRT's years ago. you just cannot find one anymore and the ones that are up on the market are marketed as a retro gaming TV and are priced at 100000000000000% of what they should be.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this real

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is an edit but the scenery is real, look at 1:34

        ?t=94

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Initially when I emulated, I thought a lot of these issues were just bad emulation. I guess I was glad this wasn't the case, but It would've been better if it was so I didn't feel scammed even though I paid zilch for it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get the joke but that also looks crap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate CRTgays so much it’s unreal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody realized this is a screenshot from pokemon with mario in it

      Fricking kek

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only because I remember there being no place in mario64 that looks like that, did I figure out that it was from Scarlet/violet. Do the Japanese feel any shame at all when they make shit like this in 2023?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was a screenshot from a romhack at first glance.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically thought this was from a romhack at first and didn't get your point.
      It only made the realization funnier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      l
      o
      l

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmoa

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute state of pokedrones

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I legitimately thought this was a sm64 romhack at first

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario 64 has a significantly better frame rate and, somehow, better LoD.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >21 reddit golds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shiieeet

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a model.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's even sadder when you actually play the game, if you're a nostalgia ridden manchild who grew up with Pokémon your brain really tries to convince you everything is alright and you're having fun, but it's impossible to keep this façade going for long when every time you look into the distance it feels like someone constructed all of it with jaggy cardboard box that can only function up to the 3 FPS.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I truly wish it was. But they'll never get better. The games will keep selling and people will always buy merch. That's really the only thing that matters.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Pokemon occupies the space in my mind that Fey creatures would have if I were raised in an age when those myths were still told. They're a spiritual language. It's like updating your drivers. It's just necessary. I need to know what a garbage sprite means to people in the modern age. Postmodern insecurity is too well demonstrated to ignore and I have to know what exists in the hearts of men. Lest society reaches a downfall from our lack of frank empathy with one another.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *owari da

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do they eat?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nintensharts our response?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pfffffrttttbttttt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NINTENSHARTS OUR RE-ACK!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heres something that doesnt look like total shit, hah! gotteeem!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >those trees and textures
          >not looking like total shit
          only snoys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our response is literally any other fricking Switch game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao that looks equally shitty

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you make posts like this? It's very obvious what you said isnt' true, but you said it anyway

    • 10 months ago
      tendiemutt shiteater (she/they)

      it is okay when nintendo™ does it!
      https://corporate.pokemon.com/en-us/inclusion-and-social-impact/
      >inb4 b-b-bu
      cope
      pokemon is partly owned by nintendo
      pokemon is a first party nintendo franchise
      pokemon is a nintendo exclusive franchise
      doesnt matter if this page is just paper work from the western side, the media is still consumed by westerners
      cope and seethe, chud! we love wokeness now!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's only bad when nintendo does it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks normal to me. get a real job

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        tl:dr
        arrest

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak make beautiful games. Ganker is just being contrarian as usual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice filter ph@g

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look guys shiny rocks game pretty

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the great almighty poo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amount of people not getting the joke here is fricking amazing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY FRICK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's disingenuous, old games are mean to be played on CRT monitor to look good.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokefans are probably the most cucked fanbase in the medium. GF can release anything and not only will people buy it droves, but many will buy TWO COPIES in droves.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this because nintendo and gamefreak truly hate their consoomers and they're trying as hard as possible to shit down their throats. think about how much painstaking time, effort, and care used to go into crafting the design and art and worldbuilding for masterpieces like emerald version and fire red/leaf green

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason why they can't draw distant objects very well? Like if the engine isn't capable of doing any better then this I don't see why they should even try, just go back to 2 and half D with a top down view instead of trying to fake 3d.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there any reason why they can't draw distant objects very well?
      Oh they can do it, but why bother when people will buy in anywat?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't pay attention to graphics.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Looks like ass
    >Runs like ass
    How is this even possible?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's having low standards, and then there is being a nintendipshit. regardless it will sell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it comes from a company that has done nothing to push or innovate since the very first game, I don't think they have any talent nor skill to develop anything is not pokemon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still using the same Engine as the 3DS games.
      They have not used a new engine or models since XY.
      I can’t place the blame on anyone because TPC wants Gamefreak to push out games to keep the merch rolling and Gamefreak continues pushing out yearly shit and not hiring anyone new or better. They need to desperately make a new Engine based for switch or the new switch. But they don’t have the time or employees.
      Along with the fact Pokémon gays will buy it anyways.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true. The Pokemon Company is owned equally by GameFreak, Nintendo and The Monster company.

        GameFreak is pushed by none other than their own greed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But they don’t have the time or employees
        They do, as well as a network of first party adjacent studios to lean on.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but how many of those employees are old boomer management who haven't touched a computer in 25 years and how many are people who actually work on the games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak is one of the worst developers currently out there, they found a way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gamefreak
      >almost yearly games so barely any time to polish them
      >multimedia franchise so stuff in general can't be delayed at all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why put in effort when shit eating subhumans will buy 30000000000 copies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "They're literal fricking pigs. They do nothing but roll around in their own shit and consume whatever swill gets trundled out in front of them. They'll buy it. They'll buy it no matter how shit it is and oink for more. Why put in any effort? Pearls before swine - like, literally."
      t. John Gamefreak

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will buy anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak is one of if not the most incompetent dev teams still making games, the only company that can remotely compete with them is Bethesda, who manages to release even buggier games despite having six times the dev time for each game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game Freak is absolutely more incompetent; the thing they're missing is neither manpower nor dev time, it's fricking basic game design.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon, Bethesda doesn't even release games, they release Alphas and tell their fans "you can finish the game yourselves via mods". It doesn't get worse than that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Game Freak releases alphas then persecutes anyone who tries to finish the game themselves.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bethesda releases an alpha
            >much b***hing and moaning from the community, then they set to work fixing it
            >a few years in you might have a playable and well-featured/balanced game somewhere in a mess of mods

            >game freak releases an alpha
            >community defends its current state to the fricking death, those few who try to mod it to make it something more are immediately shut down
            >a few years in the game has had two of its dozens of issues fixed and they'll never touch it again except maybe supporting the online

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a few years in
              they release a game year man
              they aint doin shit past 8 months

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>a few years in you might have a playable and well-featured/balanced game somewhere in a mess of mods
              More like
              >a few years in you might have an enjoyable time installing mods before you get bored of configuring them and give up without ever actually playing the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your IQ is lower than 40 if you thinks Bethesda games are comparable to any other kind of games let alone Pokémon that it's closer to fricking final fantasy 1 than anything else

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Utter, sheet incompetence.
      Even on the most minor of impactful things they seem to choose to be stupid. Gamefreak made a skybox the size of the actual country of Spain despite the fact it being well known that computers struggle with calculating large numbers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >size of Spain
        lmao, they made an entire fricking planet for some reason.
        Pic related is what you'll see if you go high enough, that lighter blue dot in the middle is the entire ocean Paldea is surrounded by.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Highest grossing pop culture franchise of all time, please understand the struggles.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seriously been wondering about this, I mean were they planning to just make gen 10 into sv dlcs and stick the new region on there somewhere?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s absurd

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >size of Spain
            lmao, they made an entire fricking planet for some reason.
            Pic related is what you'll see if you go high enough, that lighter blue dot in the middle is the entire ocean Paldea is surrounded by.

            This is what's inside that blue dot btw, the only playable area are those little dots in the middle.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          This is what's inside that blue dot btw, the only playable area are those little dots in the middle.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder it runs like fire thrash they are the most incompetent devs in existence hell Bioware looks like a profesional team in comparison

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Utter, sheet incompetence.
          Even on the most minor of impactful things they seem to choose to be stupid. Gamefreak made a skybox the size of the actual country of Spain despite the fact it being well known that computers struggle with calculating large numbers.

          [...]
          This is what's inside that blue dot btw, the only playable area are those little dots in the middle.

          That shouldn't matter as long as the origin of coordinates is in Paldea itself. Most games/engines have absurd world sizes as well, you den't get side effects unless you go far from the center.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It shouldn't matter, but how much faith do you have in gamefreak?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have more faith in game freak than the morons on this board who have even less of a clue of how programming works.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this real? That's frickin creepy, so much empty, lifeless space

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's from this video.

            What's weird is how it's kind accurate to how it is in real life, you go up enough and you see a black sky full of stars, like they actually intended to make it a planet.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokemon is set in Neptune

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHY

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          game freak is unbelievably moronic.
          in sun and moon every instance of an npc is its own model in the games code so there are over 1000 identical lillie models in the files

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy
          Fricking
          Shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking Xenoblade ripoff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the most loyal fanbases
      nintendo is truly lucky they have such servile and loyal manchildren audience
      acnh was abandoned, no one b***hed about it
      splat 3 is literally just splat 2 dlc, no one b***hed about it
      totk is just botw dlc, no one b***hed about it
      pokemon has been shit since forever, no one b***hes about it
      nintendo is truly lucky

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i-i-it's the switch's fault!!!!!!!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am an ass man, so I am fine with it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm fine with being scammed with a subpar product because it has pixel ass
        As expected, coomers are genuinely brain-damaged golems lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When people spread the Iwata story of him going in and optimizing Gold & Silver enough for them to fit Kanto in, it's usually just a fun anecdote to poke fun at GameFreak, but at this point GF literally cannot optimize to save their lives.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      please understand, we must release a bunch of multimedia garbage alongside the video game for maximum brand synergy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People argue it's because it's on the Switch, but I have a feeling Game Freak is just so bad at programming that it would run like ass on any other console.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well they also said that about sun and moon's battle animations being super low frame rate. They said "well, the 3ds is just not powerful enough to handle 6 frames of animation on a model with no lighting effects." It's just a cope for pokegays to skirt around the fact that game freak is a sincerely incompetent developer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The early belief was that since online has no tethers, the entire map is always loaded since every player in a session could go anywhere and do anything as if they were playing alone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their engine combines multiple 2D sprites to make a 3D image.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese engineering

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is known industry wide that tendies will eat any slop put in front of them. There does not need to be a standard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are probably calculating physics, collisions, or whatever it can be put on a model all at the same time. Maybe they are rendering each thing separately instead of instancing, or not even using culling.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it doesn't NEED textures goy

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legitimately how does this happen? Pikmin 4 just came out for the same console and it looks incredible and runs well. How do you frick up this bad? Was it a budget issue? Is Nintendo cutting budget on Game Freak?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I remember correctly, there were a handful of Game Freak employees that said something along the lines of "we weren't used to the new technology" and "the higher ups didn't want to hire any new, experienced people" and "our managers are too complacent due to anything Pokemon related making a ton of money."

      I think there's a video about it, but I forgot the name of it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Nintendo cutting budget on Game Freak?
      Nintendo has nothing to do with this shit but have the license for pokemon to release on their consoles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak is still ran as if they're developing for the Gameboy. They genuinely do not know how to make a 3D game

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty pathetic that S/V came out less than a year before Pikmin 4 which is on the same platform.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DQXI fully functions on Switch and S/V doesn't even half function, now that is pathetic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pikmin literally recycle the same creatures since 2001, and the trick is just they never put humans characters when literally you see human civilization here

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pikmin literally recycle the same creatures since 2001
        true, this excuses pokemon because as we all know they NEVER recycle creatures.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pikmin literally recycle the same creatures since 2001,
        yeah we all know Pokemon is the most innovative franchises ever, always mixing up nothing and taking zero risk

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so glad pokemon is not like that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are the colors always so washed out now? All the Pokemon just blur together because of it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saturation bad. Lighting good.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy science it's THAT CHARIZARD?! OMG OMG KANTOOOOO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically Charizard is one of the few mons with new models and actually restores it to the old artstyle

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kanto and Charizard out of nowhere
          Absolutely mindbroken.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally recycle the same creatures since 2001
        >Wtf why are there imps in Doom?
        >Wtf why are there mushroom zombies in TLoU?
        >Wtf why are there shitskins in a CoD game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like ass

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a switch game yeah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Pikmin 4 looks worse than Pikmin 3?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 is running on unreal

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        unreal engine

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i used to think Píkmin 3 was hyper realistic, after beating 4 i went back to 3 and for some reason it looks worse for me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't everything just look like Luigi's Mansion 3?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30 fps
      >subnative res
      >headache inducing pixel shimmer so bad you can see it through the tacky DOF
      Pikmin 4 is anything but an argument in your favour.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being this sensitive. Does the sunlight hurt your poor widdle eyes too?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Pokemon gays defend this piece of shit game is fricking insane.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is called stockholm syndrome

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/AUTOMATONJapan/status/1690906431221067776?s=20
    even nips are fed up with their shit but admit they will play because of the title pokemon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nips are without a doubt the most moronic consoomers on the planet
      they even keep fgo alive thanks to their hivemind mentality
      and
      they rate new horizons better than new leaf
      bdsp better than original dp and even plat
      such dogshit taste in gaming

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are BDSP that bad?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully the games will look and run better on the switch 2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you calling shit smeared out on toiletpaper a game? they shit it out 1-2 times a year the fact that you think it will be ported to the next console is laughable, they already flushed it and are laughing at you, and so am I KEK

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game so bad not even the biggest of dick sucking reviewers could defend it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they woke up, but I'm kind of annoyed they didn't wake up in time for Sword and Shield. Those games were pretty much just a shitty test bed for Scarlet and Violet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still baffled the woman who did the "too much water" review was basically complaining about environmental variety, but then she gives alola a much worse score than sword and shield while praising the, you guessed it, environmental variety. She was a moron all along.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rating not low enough honestly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SwSh deserved that rating and SV should be even lower.
      But even then, shitty review scores won't affect sales, which in Pokemon's case is what matters. Gamefreak doesn't have any reason to improve if they are still successful.
      Pokemon is truly dead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is too high
      the games dont deserve anything above 50

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ONLY got that low because of the launch glitches. Without those, it would be in the upper 80s. Even reviewers have been conditioned to accept the shit art direction/graphics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 it's what the first dragons Dogma got, you can't put these two in the same league Pokémon s/v it's a fricking 2/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should be a 7.1, not a fricking 71.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depressing that you have to translate review scores. 71 for Pokémon=absolute irredeemable dogshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the 06 of Pokemon and tendies won't let it go bellow a 70

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A game so bad not even the biggest of dick sucking reviewers could defend it.
      Reminder that these reviewers gave Skyward Sword 10/10. That's how bad it is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just needed to get permission first
      >What do the fans think?
      >What are they saying on social media?
      >What did GameSpot give it?
      >Okay, i think the coast is clear to give it an "okay" review score instead of our usual "Nintendo perfect masterpiece accomplishment (tm)".

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they want to churn out yearly games they need to do what Activision does with COD and have 3 studios to make games with.
    They have the money.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does GameFreak have employees left? I thought they were supposed to seppuku when they embarrass themselves like this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as it keeps selling they keep their jobs. It's like a restaurant that has mediocre cooks but somehow keeps filling seats every night.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamefreak got lucky. We all know this. They stumbled into a collaboration that was a golden idea and have been coasting on it ever since. That's just how life works sometimes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      qt autist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you cook a meal at the campsite, your character plus your team does that weird hover over the item you cooked, while doing an animation pretending to eat it.
        There's a glitch in the game that lets you "lock" your character to a specific face expression, which was then combined with that cutscene for that webm.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's a glitch in the game that lets you "lock" your character to a specific face expression, which was then combined with that cutscene for that webm.

          Is that what causes it? I had it happen to me twice and never used the camera thing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's probably not related to the camera function. I've never used it and I've had that glitch a few times, too, but only after using the lizard mount to ride around then purchase something from a vendor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest franchise in human history.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't you tell
        they are having a picnic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be real.............there's just no fricking way KEK!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some of the z-moves actually look good
          >and then there's this travesty and supersonic skystrike

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't even tell if this is supposed to be a joke, nintendrønes hitting new lows.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            new old, to be precise, this is from sun and Moon versions from 2016, they were so lazy that it fell pale in comparison to Dragon Quest and Yokai Watch gems at that time

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is a side effect of not being able to map a unique (keyword) animation to every mon for every move that is shared between multiple ones. People praise Digmon Cyber Sleuth for having "good" animation when it just has more one-off moves tied to only 1 mon. Most z-moves were signatures and looked great.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most z-moves were signatures and looked great.
            There are 18 z-moves like that webm and 17 signature z-moves.
            Most Z-moves are not "signatures" and they look like twinkle tackle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What in the frick did I just watch

        It's a bug, her face's expression is locked.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's the only reason this bit looks like an absolute dogshit lmao
          Get real

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like an absolute dogshit
            Learn english

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her face's expression is locked
          Good thing that's the only problem.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the frick did I just watch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's that from the game or a Garry's mod parody?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatherless expression

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satanic, sick shit!

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to buy the DLC!

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ps1 games > N64 games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOOBA

      I want to see the further decent down the downward spiral. I don't want gamefreak to improve, I want to see it become worse to see what the absolute limit is for the pokemon fanbase to finally say no

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i honestly think pokehomosexuals deserve these shit games
        they will 101% find an excuse to even defend gamefreak sending their shit packed into the game casing instead of the game cartridge

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I quit being a fan because it felt like an abusive relationship. The games have never been good, but I naively thought they would grow up with me and become more complex and high budget

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate they're trying to do the thing people have been asking for forever (open work Pokemon) but they just don't have the technical chops. Even Nintendo can barely make Zelda playable on a switch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even technical chops, the game is also filled with terrible looking animations because they simply do not care enough to improve. Why would they? They've been fricking up for generations but Pokemon is still bigger than jesus.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >terrible looking animations
          name some actual ones, and no glitches caused by poor performance aren't "bad animation" nor are the "lazy" ones from past games.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but Glaive Rush is just comically bad.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            every Pokemon locked to a hovering idle animation because of a battle gimmick dropped halfway through the only game to support it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really like my Pokemon anime!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon meets ocarina of time

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOOBA

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people play these games on a six inch wide screen

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically wish more games looked more like this and less money would be spent on graphics in favor of gameplay.
    Although obviously that's not what's happening here.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak deserves to be bullied and harassed into submission, fans and all. TPC has to be bud lighted.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. A second gamer gate should occur where it's just holding the companies to a standard.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You b***h and moan but the games still sell 30 million copies. There is no incentive to deliver a better rproduct from game freaks point of view.

    But frankly even at their best the poke.on games were always basic butch ass RPGS. And honestly despite the horrendous visuals ScarletViolet are probably one of the best entries in the series.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's not pretend, anon. You know DAMN well this game is gonna be unity jank shit that will go under the radar after 1 month and make 0 splash.

      Oh I'm still playing it don't you worry, the gimmick is still amusing to me, but it's going to be absolute shit and you know it, a splash of paint doesn't make it good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the reason for that is because you people are literally not any different than the pokehomosexuals who are addicted to consooming products of the franchise they like
        that is just the reality of modern day gaming
        people will just not give anything else a try and have a strong brand loyalty

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh this is cu....
      >guns

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amerifats just need guns in everything they shit as a game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speak English correctly on our internet b***h. You exist in a domain that was/is heavily influenced and dominated by Americans. Seethe pussy. All you can do is whine. You'll always be irrelevant.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only one tha looks mad here is you, fatso

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              T. Haunted nightly by the american bogeyman

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speak Hebrew correctly on our internet prostitutem Go to bed c**t, I hope in the future you look back on your life with embarrassment and feel truly ashamed for the level of cringe you are right now. Because you deserve to know just how unbelievably autistic and wrong you are.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a japanese game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >guns
        >first person shooter
        >the control scheme that minimizes context sensitivity
        It's not a mystery, old sport

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this feels more like pokemon I want this instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks good but also chinese ain't a great sign

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngl a pokemon harvest moon would be dope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao this looks extremely moronic, Jesus Christ.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe it will be good but even if it's shit it's still delivering on that fantasy of walking through a field of pokémon better than the actual pokémon games do

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao this looks extremely based. Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kebab Abdul Allah

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Gamefreak used their B-team to make Sword and Shield and then let their A-Team make Little Town Hero?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no i'm not a fricking gay moron, I stopped caring about nintendo when they released the WiiU

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swsh looks better than LTH, stop being moronic.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game Freaks best game in the last decade is unironically a solitaire game

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who even is the target audience for this.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weebs and pedos.
        Basically they would have the PlayStation AND Nintendo markets cornered, if the thing ever came out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dead in the water project, company bleeding talent and stocks.
      sure showed game freak

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >company bleeding talent and stocks.
        about that...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, its just a moronic company decision to focus on other title. Which I am pretty sure was made because they saw the Elden Ring sales.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, pearl abyss really is moronic
          they are sitting on a goldmine with dokev, now they just need to pull off the marketing right
          the game looks promising and i hope it succeeds because there needs to be some competition in the monster collection genre

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is going to reuse crimson desert assets
        and crimson desert is finishing wrapping up
        we might start getting news the next year most likely

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn that looks not fun at all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, at least GF can say their shit actually exists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am tired of open world bullshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pearl Abyss
      it will probably become the most P2W pokéclone

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun game, but yeah, there are times it looks like absolute shit. They really need to have different teams working on different games at a time, have one team take 3 years to develop the next gens, and have other teams drop smaller games to fill in the gaps.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a fun game
      how

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diamond is my favorite game in the series. Safe to say I'm upset by not-so-recent events.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokémon hasn’t been good in 10 years.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why they don't make things stylised like they do for the pokemon in the game. It would look infinitely better, it's got an anime style, they can easily do minimalist shading like those models and look good matching it.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think part of Pokemon's appeal circa Pokemania that they refuse to even acknowledge these days is that it was a whole ass fricking RPG on your goddamn Game Boy.
    Trading catapulted it from good to great, but realistically, how many people do you think would've given a rat's ass about trading if it was trivial to locate and catch everything in the game on your own?
    If Kanto were as flat in presentation/story/flavoring as Paldea, do you think people would be nearly as attached to their Pokemon, willing to give them some imagination/suspension of disbelief and trick themselves into feeling the "adventure"?
    How about the uninteractivity of the world? Funneling everything to do with the overworld and its potential dangers/challenges through a single Pokemon that every player gets and must use for this purpose, which is also a freebie legendary and not even a real Pokemon for 95% of the story's runtime, would also shred the game's sense of personality and connection.

    I'm not some homosexual who can't appreciate a game that isn't """immersive""" but god damn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying Pokemon Yellow is absolute homosexual trash.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, as a bonus at the end of a generation that stuff is obviously different in intent. Gen 9 dumped them on you in the base versions.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just want a game that has the full dex so i can move my living dex out of bank
    or at least any mons that swsh doesn't already support

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not happening anon. The funny thing is that GO will be this game with the full national dex

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean preferably i would just leave all my mons in sword and shield got with codes i got for christmas and port all the unsupported ones to SV
        i haven't been following those games recently but the newest ones seem to have added a wad and a half of supported mons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that gamefreak knows it can charge seperately for national dex dlc, that's never happening

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can transfer those mons in without the DLC, the bullshit is the tutor moves

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2011 PS2 game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PS4

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS3, actually.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, got confused by the filename.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        2011 PS2 game

        PS3, actually.

        It's obviously a PS1 game morons

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Yo-kai Watch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only played part 2 on 3DS, but it was surprisingly fun. How did it flop so hard in the west?
      >rhetorical question

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not NEARLY enough fox tummy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did it flop so hard in the west?
        A mixture of both the game not being that great and Youkai being too ingrained in Japanese culture to mean anything to any other country. Having light references in games such as Whomps objectively being Nurikabe works because the Japanese will appreciate it but the West just see a silly wall monster but making an entire game about the subject loses most interest the West could have in it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People in west fear ghosts and yokai.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only played part 2 on 3DS, but it was surprisingly fun. How did it flop so hard in the west?
          >rhetorical question

          Probably because turn based RPGs are garbage.
          Pokemon relies entirely on nostalgia, Yokai is Pokemon but without that.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This released a year beforehand on switch as well

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like shit

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are graphics all you secondaries care about? That's like the least important aspect of any given video game.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    your path just got blocked

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is one of the lowest rated Polkamon games. Well sans Famitsu rating it 38/40.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That says nothing because critics will slam even the good Pokémon games.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Famitsu says every new mainline Pokemon game is the best in the franchise.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          famitsu is just japanese IGN, and just as shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, use atwiki instead. They analyze and discuss games for a minimum of half a year before reviweing them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mystery DUNGeon
        >good
        Ok nigwit

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is no reason for pokemon devs to try hard cause they know people will buy LITERALLY any garbage.

    they did for sword/shield and here we are. more slop.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's no need to play anything past gen 5.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Started with gen 1 and 5 is one of my faves.

      Assume more fricking moron.

      I remember having such high hopes for gen 5 but it's so fricking bad. All the Pokémon were just uglier versions of gen 1 pokémon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Pokemon designs are unfortunate, but overall I like the generation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no need to play gen 5 at all unless you want to see Black folk and the ugliest designs imaginable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and the ugliest designs imaginable
        Still leagues above Gen IX, both for humans and Pokemon.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like what I did in 3D Game Maker.
    When I was 12.
    In 2003.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Nintendo Switch can run the Crysis Trilogy, and with better visuals and performance than the PS3 and Xbox 360 versions too
    >but it struggles with these N64 visuals in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet
    What the absolute FRICK is going on with Game Freak?
    They have no excuse if the Switch can run Crysis at a decent state.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    arceus is probably one of the best pokemon games ever made, it looks 10x better than violet and it runs better

    how did they mess up violet and didnt upgrade from arceus is beyond me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arceus was good on accident. The stealth+collectathon gameplay is why it worked, the battles were largely inconsequential. Mainline Pokemon however is a battle autism live service RPG so engagement had to be padded wherever possible. Slower battles, no extra turns, no skipping battles (aside from not doing them at all), slower animations and menus, you get the idea.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly they should make two kind of games. Games like Legends where they can change anything about the mechanics and the "shodown" battle simulators autism like stadium and colosseum/xd/battle revolution, so we can split the fanbase between people that will play online like morons and just want play a pokemon adventure and even have difficulty modes and bosses. Everything what i said will never happen though

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can’t stop laughing
    so do I, when people still think graphics matter
    then they wonder why a mobile-game-tier zelda sells as much as the bible

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon really fell from grace in the eyes of gaming enthusiasts. Practically no one on forums like Reddit likes it anymore.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day I wish somehow Nintendo would buy 100% of the rights to the Pokemon IP and throw it at quite literally any other dev to make.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ever since I saw this
    *Ever since I've seen this, ESL. Yes, Americans are ESL.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Sword and Shield, for whatever that's worth.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both pretty shitty

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close
      Compare this animation to this one

      gamefreak got lucky. We all know this. They stumbled into a collaboration that was a golden idea and have been coasting on it ever since. That's just how life works sometimes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no shit that SV one is a glitch, moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The way it's "supposed" to be isn't that much better shill

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        SW has better girls a lat east

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only outrage I feel is that Nessa's brown pussy isn't swallowing my wiener right now.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently had a very strong urge to replay through Emerald just so I can play through the pokemon contests. I still haven't reached the town yet, but looking at moves beyond their power and STAB is pretty fun so far.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bridge to get to the city in BW was actually so impressive. It was a technical marvel that showed mastery over the DS. Its akin to what the Last of Us was like on the ps3. How can nu pokemon still not figure out the switch?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games getting worser & worser
    >mons getting worser & worser (A FRICKING BRIDGE)
    >waifus & e-girls getting better and better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like bomberman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the waifus get more interesting stuff and better animations in a fricking gacha game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokemon Masters GachaTrash nobody plays
        >actually have somewhat voiceacting
        >good remixes
        >character development (Zinnia finally getting Fug, Morty finally getting accepted by Ho-Oh)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >voiced by Pikachu's VA
      The woman is nearly 60 and can still make my balls tickle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waifus & e-girls getting better and better
      not this gen

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Erotic boy ass

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the pokepedo shills are here to defend and shill

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the fricking dlc so expensive?
    It's probably not even as long as a postgame anyways.
    I could buy Nier Automata and other game for the same price.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the fricking dlc so expensive?
      Because people will buy it for that price.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends what you mean by "post game" if you mean the shitty battle simulators then obviously not, but swsh's DLC alone far surpasses the post-game story of ORAS, Rainbow Rocket, or the kanto shit in length.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >depends what you mean by "post game"
        Stuff you can do after the credits roll.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          By that logic, BW2 has a poor one, most of the fun side shit opens up during the game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never played the post game of BW2, sorry.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay. And?

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://gonintendo.com/contents/24396-pokemon-co-pondering-how-to-ensure-quality-of-pokemon-games-while-keeping-up-their

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it looks like shit but it's also the biggest technological leap ever for the series. Don't forget where they come from: linear games with random encounters and "routes" that are 20 meters long paths with 4 patches of grass.
    These games though ? full open world with overworld encounters and overworld battles.
    They weren't going to do it perfectly on their first try.

    This is the kind of game every kid in the 90s dreamed of while playing Pokemon Red/Blue. We just need to wait one or two more gens to have decent graphics I guess.
    But yeah, S/V are the best 3D games and arguably the best in the entire franchise, the only two objectively bad things about them are the technical issues and the limited dex.

    > P-pokemon hasn't been good in x years
    Ever wondered why people generally either say the series died after Gen2, Gen5 or Gen7 ?
    When you understand it, you'll understand why it's all nostalgia-related and why there aren't any valid argument as to why recent games are worse, only subjective things like the supposedly bad designs where people forget all the horrible ones from the very first gens.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We just need to wait one or two more gens to have decent graphics
      Same shit people have been saying since the 3DS. It's always their first game for "X" thing, and they've never get better.
      Switch 2 is close and people will start again with this excuse. "it's a new console, we have to give them time to learn how to fricking make a game"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario went from 16bit side scrolling platformer to full 3D worlds and navigation in two years, Pokemon has had a decade and they still can't figure it out. GF is legitimately a bigger pack of hacks than Sonic Team.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ST is actually well intentioned. They often used to have too many ideas and half baking all of them instead of restricting to just a couple good ones and working on those.
        GF has never given a frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gamefreak when they see someone actually shill for their shit game

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game Freak could probably make a Switch cartridge that just shows two Pikachus mating for 20 minutes and a few hundred thousand manchildren would probably buy it out of curiosity
    Why the frick should they care if their textures look like shit? Millions of pokekeks would still consoom new product anyway

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarlet and Violet are some of the best selling Pokemon games, why would they improve?

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really impressed how they managed to nail the N64 aesthetic.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Scat and Vomit has the excuse of the open world, DP remakes on the other hand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is horrendous. Wtf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No Platinum content either btw.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you still laughing right now? You should see a doctor.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand how game freak and Nintendo allow this shit to pass as a game? Isn't a core philosophy of Japanese culture not bringing shame upon yourself and your family? How can any of these frickin slant-eyes truly feel a sense of pride about any of the games they put out? How are they not embarrassed? Truly, a shamefur dishpray.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you homosexuals said polygons were soulful?

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Nintendo games but I literally never gave a shit about Pokemon
    >GB
    >GBA
    >DS
    >Switch
    Dunno about the 3DS because I've only ever played DQ8 on it but are you seriously going to tell me that those don't have vastly superior RPGs?

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought it.
    Had fun with it.
    Will kick your ass in it.
    When DLC drops gonna make a new squad and kick your ass again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf are those mons?
      Holy shit they look like play-doh or something.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are other monster catchers with better fidelity, gameplay, and difficulty. go play smt.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tileanon must be jizzing his dick off right now.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soulful early 2000's artstyle, they don't make them like they used to anymore

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a kind of garbage that is difficult to do even intentionally. If a person who has never used Unity in their life tries to create this same scene, it will look amateurish and ugly too, but it won't come close to that image.
    If someone tries to parody that image by doing something bad on purpose, achieving the same result will be more difficult than actually learning 3D and making acceptable graphics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That's a kind of garbage that is difficult to do even intentionally.
      It's just overly aggressive LOD management because GF can't optimize for shit and the Switch is less powerful than a gen 7 console.
      You could easily do that intentionally if you knew what you were doing at any rate.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the character model is good in that entire image, the rest is terrible regardless of how far away it is from the screen.
        Look at that yellow wall, the geometry, the texture, the colors, the shadow, basically every single pixel of it manages to be ugly, it's the realization of perfect ugliness.
        I'm not kidding when I say it's hard to make something this ugly even on purpose. You need to get it wrong in pretty much every aspect, even someone with zero talent will end up getting something right by chance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I'm pretty sure S/V look like shit for the same reason Minecraft needs a decent computer to run well, it's constantly loading Pokemon in and out of memory at random depending on where you are when you run around

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            More reason for them to either lean towards Arceus or promote a switch 2.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Switch is less powerful than a gen 7 console.

        Every time some Black person says this they always ignore the fact that the entire crysis trilogy looks and runs better on switch than the 360 and PS3. To say nothing of so many 7th gen ports such as NFS 2010, GRID autosport, and alien isolation all looking and running much better than the 7th gen source.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like one of those how to run cyberpunk 2077 on a toaster in 240p videos LMAO

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't just look like a PS2 game, it looks like a BAD PS2 game. So many old games are gorgeous, but this feels soulless and empty. Poketards are the ultimate consoomers

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many teams do they have a gamefreak? That arceus one was almost a real game, I'm curious what a real Pokemon looks like coming from them.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really that bad?
    I got Legend Arceus as my first pokemon game and I've been enjoying it a lot.
    I was planning on buying Violet after finishing Arceus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly anon, it's so fricking laggy compared to Legends that in the end isn't that great of an experience. You should test it first pirating or watching a video.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SV was shit, you're really not missing anything by skipping Gen IX. But if you want to play a switch pokemon game that isn't buggy and unfinished as hell, just play Sword/Shield.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother with any of the games past gen 5. Just emulate Fire Red/Leaf Green, Emerald, Platinum, Heart Gold/Soul Silver, and BW&BW2 and leave it there for the main series. If you want more there's a good amount of quality romhacks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't bother with any of the games in gen 5
        FTFY

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shame too because this time you can see they actually gave more detail to the pokemon models and in terms of gameplay (not post game though thats still shit) scarlet and violet are so much better than every other 3d mainline game it's not even close
    i just don't understand what the frick gamefreak and tpci have against graphical fidelity and customization, XY still has the best customization in the franchise and that was ten fricking years ago. i'm not asking for crysis graphics but at least try to match xenoblade which is on the same console frick

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Since the other thread is archived i will just post it here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you and everything you stand for.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what i did to you?

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am still convinced this was some sort of experiment to see how little effort they can put into a pokemon game and see how many idiots will still buy it.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there a fan game that BTFOs GameFreak's games with all the pokemon, megaevos, the rest of the gimick mechanics, battle frontier, follow pokemon, seasons, a pokemon bank for all the games, fast a beautiful 3D graphics, trainer customization, online battles, multiplayer adventuring, and so on. There are a lot of different projects that individually get some of these aspects right, pkhex is a save editor for all pokemon games and can be used as a pokemon bank, pokemon showdown has every pokemon and mechanic all mingling with each other, and pokemmo is just the DS and GBA games but online. These are all cool but they don't combine to form a singular experience, and have more than feature parity than any pokemon game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the rest of the gimick mechanics
      >z moves
      >gigantamax
      kill yourslef

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will the pokemon company start panicking and start making quality games again? It feels like since the shift to 3d they havent made a single good game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they panic? They make a pile shit that outstinks the previous turd and breaks sale records every time.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you c**ts would shut the frick up about the graphics of this game. There are a lot of issues with it, but I genuinely don't give a shit how it looks. You b***hed and moaned about how we needed open world and better graphics. They gave us open world and they improved the graphics (compared to Sw/Sh) and the games suffered and you still complained. I'm not saying not to critisize the games, but these braindead complaints about "muh graphics!" are why we have games with decade development times and bloated budgets. Fricking complain about something that actually matters for a change.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You b***hed and moaned about how we needed open world and better graphics.
      Better graphics yes but the open world meme was from some random internet forum and the morons from GF thought everyone wanted it. People will complain because there are other fricking games with monsters that look and run better on the same fricking console.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I genuinely don't give a shit how it looks
      yes, we know you have no standars at all, that's we Pokemon has become shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pc gamer here, is one of these supposed to not look like shit or do Nintendies actually think any of their gamecube games look good.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          *tips fedora*
          us pc gamers, ey?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking people here play games
      I don't even have a switch but I think graphic is a fricking plague in the video game industry. It stretches development time and increases risk to such an extent we get no games anymore aside from a few ultra play safe soullesss AAAs each year.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game made in 2011 and also on the switch
    >tendies keep feeding gamefreak

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah a port of a game with more development time and staff looks way better, holy shit anon.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: he has a wife and has sex with her every day while most of this board is comprised of incels throwing a fit over a game for children

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shutup estalker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he skipped his wedding or something to go and post about pokemon on his page. Yeah, what a guy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If i remember right, he was at his sister's wedding and he got word that there was Pokemon news so he got up and left and watched the news on his laptop during the actual ceremony LOL

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch version of Bob-Omb Battlefield is looking rad.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gen 7 is the best

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this an alpha version or the final release?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final release

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks worse than it should because it's loading some low poly version of the map

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is shocking.

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Employees at Gamefreak: So boss uuuuuuuuh, we gonna try this time?
    >Executives at Gamefreak: Stop asking questions, those morons- I mean our fans the consumers will buy it anyway who cares
    The games truly don't matter to them, just the merchandise.

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