>every 2D game must be metroidvania
>every 3D game must be breath of the wild
>every indie must be tumblr art pixel 2d platformer about depression or a metroidvania
>every racing game must be forza horizon
>every fighting game must be street fighter
>every horror game must be redditent evil
>every script must be whedonesque marvel quips
>all art design must look like capeshit
>all rpgs must be turned into action games
>all action games must be dmc or dark souls
>diversity and hip hop in every trailer
>gaas, gatcha, microtransactions, mobile games, subscriptions
>movie celebrities
>games being "cinematic"
>people leaping out of there chairs when keanu reeves or nic cage comes on screen, quiet and stonefaced when the adoring fan or other throwback references come up
>the people with the most sway in games development, media coverage, and influencing on youtube/twitch are all normalgays who love capeshit, wwe, game of thrones, cinematic gaming, westaboo mature brown/grey only generic shit like dark souls, dmc, resident evil, metroidvania, botw, elden ring, etc and thus why everything must copy those lowest common denominators. they prefer movies, daytime television, and celebrities over actual gameplay and have disdain for old classic games
im just so, so tired. its hard to care anymore
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>wahhhh im jaded
Wow I haven’t seen this thread every day for the past decade!
it will happen to you when you get older
I’m almost 30 so how much older until that happens?
>i like to eat shit
congratulations i guess
Just remember that all of this is for the detriment of the white race
that's the point they want people who actually care about games to leave so they can just sell it to consoomer who only care about what the algorithm thinks is good
>white race
if you think this affects just whites you're the biggest cog in the wheel
Well it will affect all people, but the focus is to get rid of whites first
you're absolutely fricking right,and its crazy to me how people pretend otherwise
here are two indie games that are not depression sidescrollers.
the roadwarden
winter falling
slit your wrists you absolute moron
>two games
give us some more then
the israelites
it's all because of the israelites
you know what to do
if videogames are so dead and nothing is good anymore then go ahead and follow them
do it
do pic rel
the rest of us will enjoy vidya
>no dont criticize anything
>just smile and be happy lol everything is awesome and amazing 10/10
>if you have any sort of standards or criticism you are negative
>negative people must be exiled or executed
it starts to make sense why forced positivity redditors like this are all liberal, and then it also starts to make sense how and why communist states always end up being authoritarian police states with mass genocide of their own people.
there's a difference between criticizing something and "waaah everything is shit everything is horrible everything is the same" reductionist whining
when your eyes are smeared with shit of course you will only see shit everywhere
nah there's new fun games
sucks to be you and not see that
>the rest of us will enjoy vidya
well enjoy replaying the same stuff you played already 5000 times 20 years ago i guess
>every fighting game must be streetfighter
literally nothing on the market plays like sf
>overly deformed, muscular, and ugly
>put in combos constantly you wont be able to do any damage or anything at all, let alone win
>2d autism
you can count the number of major fighting franchises who dont follow this on one hand
>2d autism
we dont have 2d autism on fighting games
sf is not 2d just like tekken sc or mortal kombat
>>put in combos constantly you wont be able to do any damage or anything at all, let alone win
>>2d autism
first one is incomprehensible, second one is moronic
>overly deformed muscular and ugly
doesn't describe KoF or strive, male tekken characters have been trending towards too muscular but all the female characters are very feminine.
*silences your jaded rant*
your cynical tendency being correct doesn't excuse your moronic secondary post.
unfortunately, you cant just throw 11 words in a row and expect it to make sense in english.
you don't actually care you just want to be upset because your life sucks and you want something to take your anger out on
there's still plenty of great games coming out every year, you just choose to ignore them and get upset instead
it's you who needs to change and deep down you know it
>you are just choosing to be upset
yeah that makes total sense. if i had the power to choose to enjoy shit why wouldnt i? if i tell myself enough times that putting feces in my mouth, chewing, and swallowing was actually delicious why wouldnt i do that to save on grocery bills and cooking labor?
you are either a teenager with no standards or experience, or an incredibly mentally inept, borderline mentally moronic invalid, or both.
things are just bad. objectively.
prince of persia abadoning what made it special to just be another metroidvania is objectively bad.
final fantasy abandoning its rpg ness to be another dmc knockoff is objectively bad.
open world games are objectively bad.
indie games are objectively bad.
liberal politicals, forced diversity, capeshit, capeshit writing, etc are objectively bad.
you have to ignore too much of reality and critical thinking to realistically convince yourself that something is good and enjoyable. or take OD levels of drugs
>schizo wall
Why not just play X4 right now?
Why not just play Factorio?
Why not just play Battle Brothers?
Why not just play Library Of Ruina?
Why not just play Falcon BMS?
Why not just play DD2?
>i cant read or refute anything so ill just make a zoomer meme instead
>lists dogshit indie trash
theres a reason no one takes you seriously in your life
>lists dogshit indie trash
I didn't expect any other response from schizo.
Here is your typical Ganker userbase now. 16 year old pseudointellectuals who love to talk shit and spout homosexual memes but can never hold a candle in any legitimate discourse. Just hide behind shitposts and memes.
This is just embarrassing.
no you legitimately and seriously are mentally ill
>Delusional homosexual screeching that's everyone ELSE are the delusional ones
Classic paranoid schizophrenia
Try to paly different games? What do you want?
I play every video game that has ever existed.
The op addresses the issue of dUrR jUsT pLaY a DifFeReNt GaMe. You clearly dont like to think or read.
>dont like dmc action games? just go play final fantasy then
>oops ff is dmc now
>dont like metroidvania 2d games? go play prince of persia
>oops PoP is a metroidvania now
>dont like capeshit or capeshit writing? go watch/play star wars, mass effect, etc
>oops those and literally everything is capeshit now
Choke on a knife
Legit mental illness.
Compelling counter-argument.
I'm genuinely curious why you even bother responding with something that is such a verbal white flag. Would save face better by not even responding, but you chose to announce "yep I'm moronic and can't keep up"
Are you okay? You have mental health problem. You need help.
you've been really quiet about this post
>all rpgs must be turned into action games
Anon play Kiseki
yea ur right i should just leave..
I'm so glad I still unabashedly love video games. I come here and everyone talks about how much they hate video games and I just don't get it. There's still a ton of stuff coming out that I get excited about on an almost monthly basis.
Even if I listed all the games I've recently enjoyed here, it'd just get a bunch of replies stating
>shit games
>you like X? shit taste
>how can you even enjoy that genre? trash
It's nuts to me. I can't imagine having a hobby that pretty much defines your entire personality yet you hate everything about that hobby. It's so bizarre. Sure there are games I don't think are all that great but then I just don't play them.
Congrats, you probably like the 3 or 4 games that everyone is making. You have shit taste.
>anon makes up bullshit scenarios in his head just to whine about
you gays love to act like women despite how much you hate them
>these things arent real if i say so
Ask me how I know you're liberal
Its perfectly understandable. Try learning English?
>moronic
It's so moronic you made a perfect explanation of why it's moronic and countered it. Oh wait, no you didn't.
>Ask me how I know you're liberal
Genuinely question. When someone makes up bullshit and simply asserts it as truth, what would you consider the proper response?
>Sky is red
>Oceans are made of gasoline
Like you just call that person moronic, right? What else could you possibly expect?
Denial of obvious facts and gaslighting is a prerequisite for liberalism/communism. I could say the sky is blue and the Earth orbits around the sun and you'd say I'm making it up.
You argue in bad faith. The rest of your post isn't worth reading. You haven't earned my reading of any more of your low intellect drivel.
>Denial of obvious facts and gaslighting is a prerequisite for liberalism/communism.
>OP makes up a bunch of bullshit
>Gets called a homosexual for lying
>Asserts those who call out obvious lies "liberals"
So you've got nothing? Concession accepted I guess.
>It's so moronic you made a perfect explanation of why it's moronic and countered it. Oh wait, no you didn't.
>the traditional format of fighting games, the format for the vast majority of titles is autism
yes moronic.
>put in combos constantly you wont be able to do any damage or anything at all, let alone win
>put in combos constantly
ok I'll be generous and assume you left out an or. the majority of fighting games have always tended to be more combo focused than SF, especially the focus on long chains/strings. If you hate the fixation on combos in modern fighting games, SF is an objectively incorrect title to put emphasis on.
unless your frame of reference for complaining dates all the way back to SF2, if you are angry that more fighting games don't play like Yie Ar kung fu I'll give you the point on the rebuttal.
and hip hop in every trailer
Mind-broken
>every OP must be a homosexual
>every fighting game must be street fighter
Literally the least popular fighting game format
I doubt OP schizo can even play SF game not even talking about anime one.
OP certainly doesn't even play games.
Every game will look and feel the same. The only difference between them are the story, music, and gameplay.
indie must be tumblr art pixel 2d platformer about depression or a metroidvania
why do people keep pushing this meme when there's hundreds of indie games that aren't that?
>there's hundreds of indie games that aren't that?
He calls them trash judging by his responses ITT. Anyway OP seem very aggressive. Like a rabid dog.
indie must be tumblr art pixel 2d platformer about depression or a metroidvania
You forgot to add roguelike
>I only check the frontpage of STEAM, how can you tell?
Stupid blind ignorant buffoon.
>amnesia homosexual
>le steam
kindegarten level projection
What a moron
>makes no attempt to find games that aren't AAA nor indie trash
Keep sticking your head in the sand while screaming lazy frick.
>he's rambling about liberalism/communism now
How can you even reach this state of insanity?
>every Ganker post must be b***hing
shut the frick up, whiny ass b***h. touch grass, count blessings
L+Touch Grace+Maidenless
I'm reading your posts and it sounds like you have unironic mental issues no joke, or you don't actually play videogames and haven't for a while but instead just make bitter guesstimates and just refuse to accept any examples that contradict your guesstimates
i advise going outside either way
>every fighting game must be streetfighter
>put in combos constantly you wont be able to do any damage or anything at all, let alone win
I don't think this schizo play any games.
who the frick are you quoting
we live in a time where 50 games get released per day, where any bored gay can create a game alone
Diversity in vidya has never been this great (remember the era of 2d mario clones, then 3d mario clones, then cod clones? I do.)
OP is literally only getting his info from "Why Modern Games Suck" videos on youtube
he hasn't played an actual game in years
>every 2D game must be metroidvania
Is Baba is You a metroidvania now?
>every 3D game must be breath of the wild
Is Mechabellum somehow Breath of the Wild?
>every indie must be tumblr art pixel 2d platformer about depression or a metroidvania
Is Hades a tumblr art pixel 2d platformer about depression or a metroidvania?
>every racing game must be forza horizon
Is 40K Speed Freaks somehow Forza Horizon now?
>every fighting game must be street fighter
You know nothing about fighting games at all lmao
>every horror game must be redditent evil
Is Amnesia: The Bunker now Resident Evil?
>every script must be whedonesque marvel quips
Holy frick you can even play normiecore shit like Star Wars and find games without Marvel humor, such as Fallen Order.
>all art design must look like capeshit
Ori and Will of the Wisps looks like capeshit?
>all rpgs must be turned into action games
Kingdom Come Deliverance is an action game?
>all action games must be dmc or dark souls
Mordhau/Chiv2 is DMC or Dark Souls?
>diversity and hip hop in every trailer
Are trailers videogames now?
>gaas, gatcha, microtransactions, mobile games, subscriptions
Have you tried not playing absolute bottom of the barrel golem games?
>movie celebrities
Been in games since fricking forever. Ever played Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay? Movie celeb game, also a fricking great game.
>games being "cinematic"
Also been in games since fricking forever. Ever played Legacy of Kain? Very cinematic. Also some of the best games ever.
You know nothing about games at all. 2023 is a pretty solid year for vidya and it will only get better with stuff like AC6, Starfield, Hades 2, Talos Principle 2, Homeworld 3, Silksong etc. My armchair prognosis is that you have a terminal case of moronitis, and it's clear you're trying to invent outside reasons for your own personal misery. homosexual.