Every past paradox before the giraffe cat had yellow in their eyes, and with the exception of scream tail also red.

Every past paradox before the giraffe cat had yellow in their eyes, and with the exception of scream tail also red.
Why does he not have either.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gamefreak forgot how their own designs work

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because GF can't stay consistent with their own designs. It's like when they forgot Ultra Beasts are supposed to have prime number stats when they made Naganadel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can see some idiot thinking 121 is a prime number and then not realizing until after launch

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most likely. It's Game Freak. There's no QA.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew something bothered me about this. Why the frick is it blue and not the same feral yellow as the rest?

      They ditched it for Ultra Necrozma too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might have been 151 and then nerfed after testing.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    her fur’s already yellow and they don’t want to confuse the children

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's already mostly yellow

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steals a fans design
    >can't even fricking make the design consistent with the other past Paradox
    Bravo GameSHIT.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >steal a journalist script
      >can't even fricking change some words
      BRAVO, SHITdeogame Nerd

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamefreak bad
    Black folk ugly
    She's Indian/Asian/spanish not black
    Gen one was the best

    Do I fit in yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo please find a different thread
      you didn't even attempt to fit in here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dammit, what did I do wrong? Was I too forward?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >#3
      Americans don't fit in anywhere

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every
    >with the exception
    pattern gays are unsufferable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not even about the color red. All of the past paradoxes including brachio-Raikou have those markings/eyeliner. Most of them are red, but a couple aren’t. OP forgot about Sandy Shocks, and how Flutter Mane’s sclera are red but its eyeliner is black.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sandy shocks eyes are still yellow and so are flutter mane's so your point is kinda moot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My point was about the eyeliner color, not the eye color.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't even have a clue what you're talking about when you bring up how it contradicts Ho-oh, just accept that GF are bad writers and stop giving a shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of around ORAS when people were bending over backwards to explain how the player could be getting Reshiram/Zekrom out of Hoopa portals when they would logically be stuck as stones since the game predates BW’s story, or how many times the game outright contradicted XY’s lore despite being a prequel as evidenced by Mr. Bonding.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoopa portals are AU you dumbass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was the same cope you would hear then, but it made even less sense if Hoopa was pulling them from a non-mega timeline. Especially after what was mentioned in USUM.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ORAS literally has an entire storyline introducing the concept of AUs
            >ORAS literally has a character from an AU introduced to the world
            >ORAS literally has a feature where you go into portals and encounter Pokémon in undisclosed locations where they normally can’t be found
            >b-b-but cope

            Frick off you dumbass

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he misread the text this hard
              >he thinks the link cable was the same thing as the Hoopa portals
              >he didn’t play USUM
              Sorry, coper-kun. Try harder next time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Get better bait

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>ORAS literally has an entire storyline introducing the concept of AUs
              AUs existed since gen1, Gen 2 confirmed that with time machine, who actually wasnt JUST time Machine. It was TIME AND SPACE machine.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly forget Reshiram/Zekrom alone
            >Hoopa portals could just open up to Dialga/Palkia/Giratina’s dimensions and pull them out
            >the god of space subverted by a genie in its own domain
            Hoopa portals are honestly the biggest example of Gamefreak not caring about their own lore. Most of ORAS was, anyway, and people caught on then outside of the timelineschizos who didn’t realize how the timeline garbage already contradicted XY.

            >thinking ANYONE but the three turbo autists on /vp/ care at all about a pokemons eye color to notice the difference
            >thinking gamefreak cares when there are already pokemon in the group breaking the trend

            Inb4 "your defending this design" I can hate this design and still find your autistic rage fricking stupid anon

            Nah I get what anon is saying. The paradoxes are garbage but there was at least a twinge of internal consistency to their designs. Now that that’s out the window at least autists can see there’s nothing defensible about them.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Logically speaking it's because she's already too much yellow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday
    >its legs look weird
    Today
    >why arent its eyes the same as (most) of the other paradox mons

    It really took 2 seconds of footage to mind break /vp/ huh. Cant wait for tomorrow for some tard to rage about the yellow stripe going neck. It looks like shit but no need to go full austist about it

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he recovered from jaundice dummy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he
      she*

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokemon fans making up new shitty patterns and theories by grasping at straws

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noticing concreate design elements is grasping at straws
      Please have a nice day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've analyzed your post as well as the post you're responding to, and I've come to the conclusion that you're the homosexual, and you should have a nice day.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Underage

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Excellent response, please have a nice day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guys it was just a coincidence that all 9 of the previous past paradoxes had yellow eyes! stop making up patterns where there clearly aren't any!
      >it totally would not be weird if paradox terrakion ended up being the only future paradox that wasn't a robot, because the fact that all of them are robots is a coincidence!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking ANYONE but the three turbo autists on /vp/ care at all about a pokemons eye color to notice the difference
        >thinking gamefreak cares when there are already pokemon in the group breaking the trend

        Inb4 "your defending this design" I can hate this design and still find your autistic rage fricking stupid anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you seem to be overestimating how emotionally invested I am in this
          I just felt that glaring inconsistency was worth pointing out for the people on this board that insist that gamefreak are some kind of design geniuses that always put care into every single detail of every single pokemon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isnt a single person one this board praising gf for this design or designs in general. Hell Ive yet to see anything more then "its goofy thats why I like it". At most people understand what its based on but thats not praise its an observation saying "its a sauropod because thunder lizard" is an explaination. Boardwide consensus is gamefreak are lazy Incompetent fricks that can barely make a game much less a good one. Stop making shit up.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There isnt a single person one this board praising gf for this design or designs in general.
              try looking at literally any fakemon thread
              there's always autists going "gamefreak goes through painstaking effort to ensure their designs are perfect and fakemon artists don't!"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gamefreak goes through painstaking effort to ensure their designs are perfect and fakemon artists don't
                Yeah, Game Freak DO have a set of rules they work towards, but all that is for is to provide uniformity with the stuff that gets added. There's also the process it undergoes where it's not just drawing the first thing that comes to mind and slapping it on the plushie toy fabric cutter.
                And these were signed off on years ago, by the very fact they're being released in the DLC, but sure Game Freak stole an idea from some internet nobody they'd had 2 years prior during pokémon creation process.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but all that is for is to provide uniformity with the stuff that gets added.
                do you see where the problem here is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please tell me what it is, I'm not fluent in delusional child. I see no problem with trying to create creatures that look as if they could exist in the world presented.
                But that's what I meant by "uniformity", figures a child would get the wrong end of the stick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uniformity between designs is what gamefreak cares about
                >until it isn't
                ok

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly is hilarious that there are people defending Gamefreak for even the smallest of frick ups
    Raging Bolt is just a lazy fricking design they shitted out for the DLC and everyone defends it anyways
    Simply pathetic
    Can't wait for people to defend the Tera Forms too

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care, I’m just glad they are giving these guys actual cinematic encounters instead of just finding them in the wild and raids.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?
      They'll just be wild Pokemon since they're the only Paradox Pokemon you'll be able to find in Area Zero's Depths
      There's no other Paradox Pokemon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The OP’s pic is literally from a cinematic cutscene you moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So same as Scream Tail, Iron Bundle, Great Tusks, Iron Treads & Laboratory Paradoxes?
          Do you think we're going alone into Area Zero
          It'll be Nemona/Arven/Penny battling alongside us with all 3 Beasts

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Scream Tail, Iron Bundle, Great Tusks, Iron Treads & Laboratory Paradoxes
            No.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              So what's different about these Paradoxes?
              Do you have any evidence they aren't just wild Pokemon?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the literal fricking trailer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the evidence?
                You do know that they always disable wild mons and UI in the trailers right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because these are the cinematic angles you only see in the cutscenes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon...
                They literally do this with other Trailer reveals....

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Iron Crown also lacks the black patch that all other future paradox have.
                Maybe these two are special somehow

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Special like in special needs?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Iron Crown also lacks the black patch that all other future paradox have.
                It has it but the lighting is fricked

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the other Paradox mons are fake. But this one is real.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you made up a fake pattern and now that reality doesn't adhere to your fantasy you think it's a mistake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Paradox Terrakion not being a robot is also just a fake pattern
      Can't ever win with Gamefreak shills

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither Koraidon nor Scream Tail share the "eye pattern", twitter poster. You saw that several did and decided it applies to all of them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scream Tail has yellow eyes with reddish shit around it just like literally every other Scarlet Paradox except Raikou.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scream Tail has yellow eyes thoughever

        No other paradox mon changes eye color in their shiny. You're just wrong.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why should anybody care about what the shiny looks like?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DURRRRRR IT'S A PATTERN
            >DURRRRRR EVERY PAST PARADOX POKEMON HAS THESE EYES
            no they don't, here's why
            >DURRRRRR THAT DOESN'T COUNT

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Again, what relevance do the shiny colours have to this discussion?
              You do realise that "every paradoxe pokemon" doesn't refer every single individual in that group, right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DURRR WHY AREN'T YOU ARGUING WITHIN MY GOALPOSTS? THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME EYES
                autism

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scream Tail has yellow eyes thoughever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mandelachad, do NOT look at Pikachu's tail

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >N-no! You can’t break the arbitrary pattern not even acknowledged in universe because the ‘Mon is already yellow and yellow eyes would look worse! YOU HAVE TO FIX IT MY AUTISM REE

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism: the thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *:the subreddit

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hyped for non-robot paradox Terrakion

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Other past paradoxes are based on predatory creatures and have the scary yellow eyes
    >Paraikou is based on a herbivorous so has kind white eyes
    Wow that was hard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What predatory creature is sandy shocks based on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Magnets

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        quicksand

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A carnivore dino

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with the exception of
    So, not a pattern. Dumbass.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause its not a paradox mon, dummy

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    same reason as zeraora. They are both based on the same thing, so the blue lighting has to be represented somewhere in the design I guess

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a moronic patterngay, that's why.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"isn't it weird how this past paradox breaks a consistent design element?"
    >GF deepthroaters immediately ape out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >consistent design element
      >pretends scream tail doesn't exist
      >make goal posts take actually it does
      >prove goal post wrong
      >ape out
      we did this already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again nobody defending the design this is just just a moronic complaint holy frick

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already an exception
    Not a pattern, then, Zodiachomosexual. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why every Eevee have piece of accesory near neck, but they gave it up after gen 2, and rest of Eeveelutions look like shit because of that?

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