Every single JRPG plot

Every single JRPG plot

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >every single JRPG plot
    I can't even think of a single JRPG with that plot

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoblade 2 kinda had that. Malos was evil because his name is literally “evil” in Latin and instead of giving him a name change the protagonists beat the shit out of him

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Malos couldn't not be evil though, it was pretty much genetically coded into him. He does get sort of convinced at the end anyway.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Villain is evil because... he just is
          Woah

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Actually he's evil because he was awakened by a guy who fricking hates everything because his mom was killed and that kind of imprinted onto him as a general hatred for everything.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              >yeah, I know the villain is a piece of shit and none of what he's doing is justified but, get this, he has a tragic backstory
              This trope has been done to death already. I swear, I'm waiting with bated breath until the day the writers come forward and admit that this entire game is just a satire of JRPGs

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >couldn't not be evil though, it was pretty much genetically coded into him
          Isnt that what happens in naruto. I never got very far in it but I heard sasuke's clan is literally fricking genetically predisposed to be buttholes.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually couldn't think of any off the top of my head. It feels like every villain these days is either some extremist that has a flawed idea of how to best do good for the world, or a victim of dehumanized systems that wants to put an end to everything.

      I really miss villains who're just c**ts.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underage Panty Quest I
      Underage Panty Quest II
      Underage Panty Quest III
      Underage Panty Quest IIII
      Underage Panty Quest V

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Underage Panty Quest IIII
        How dumb are you?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he's never played Underage Panty Quest 2, 2

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest 9 sort of does this but the misunderstanding that caused his downfall was ironed out and he went off to frick his waifu, so the problem was addressed.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would it have to be addressed?
    Man the frick up pussy.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You always become friends with your enemies in those games though.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not really but that is the plot of Avengers: Infinity War/Endgame.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?
      >haha I have unlimited power but instead of creating infinite resources or magically elevating people's consciousness to understand that they're current way of living is unsustainable I'm going to instead halve the population of everything which will inevitably be undone in a few hundred years

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        free will is a gift and curse

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanos wanted people to be grateful and live within their means as well and making resources infinite creates the exact opposite effect.
        Thanos's mistake was he didn't send out a message throughout the universe first so people could understand why it was happening, but I guess he just wanted to do the Snap in the moment. He was too eager to destroy the stones in Endgame too, he should have kept track of the universe's population and do the Snap every time the population grew too big.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thanos' mistake was he was literally overcompensating for failing the first time by enacting his batshit plan on all of fricking reality with zero care for the context of everyone.
          He didn't need to tell anyone because in his delusions everyone would just settle into the new way of things and he'd be vindicated.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get bullied
    >kill millions
    >bawwwww why didn't you just give him a therapy session instead of ending his psychotic ass

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't really have a meaningful critique of capitalism in a game that supposed to sell at least a million copies.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get bullied once
    >become satan
    Is it that easy?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It worked fine for me

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was bullied and dont think about exerting revenge on humanity for it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    To people who completely misunderstood the comic. The bullying isn't the problem. It's the system in which people are forced to eat each other like wolves that's the real problem.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That system is called humanity and there is no changing it
      You sound like a moronic commie.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Changing nature is literally the only ability humans have. Without it we're just naked apes.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >player marries and impregnates the villain
    >player defeats god and replaces him
    Which ending is objectively better?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Villain impregnates the hero and they live happily ever after conquering the land.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Having Friends

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't think of a single instance where the protagonists will simply kick the misunderstood villain ass and leave at it.
    The closest I can see is Dhaos from Tales of Phantasia. But the party does understand his motives, but they simply cannot let him be since his objective, which was to restore mana to the world so that Yggdrasil may produce the mana seed which he needs desperately for his planet, clashes with the existance of humanity, that will naturally drain the planet of its mana as they develop.
    So it could be interpreted as revenge against humankind for depleting the world's mana, but ultimately he simply NEEDs humanity wiped out so that he may save his own people, so he couldn't be reasoned with.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not. Every single JRPG plot is about murdering God.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the part where you kill god

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The average JRPG plot is
    >Teenager either living ordinary life or moved to new place
    >Discovers he has a special power
    >Has to search for a mystical item/weapon
    >Fights god or some god-like entity
    >Goes back to ordinary life

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is why i almost always go for the villain in these things. It's particularly common in Hollywood ie apocalypse. It feels unfair

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