Every time I go back to camp I have to watch this little poofter sipping from his goblet of wine with his hand on his hip while wearing his ludicrousl...

Every time I go back to camp I have to watch this little poofter sipping from his goblet of wine with his hand on his hip while wearing his ludicrously skintight leather chaps.
I fricking hate him like you wouldn't believe.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can change his clothes if you don't like him, moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like him in general. Something about his design is off putting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        then slaughter the tiefBlack folk and bearfrickers and join with the drow waifu, he will leave then

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can kill him if you don't like him, moron.

          does he drop good loot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, obviously. He drops his underwear and outfit.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can kill him if you don't like him, moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      then slaughter the tiefBlack folk and bearfrickers and join with the drow waifu, he will leave then

      You can change his clothes if you don't like him, moron.

      No. I choose to seethe at the useless alcoholic in my camp.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine question, can't you just kick party members without killing them?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you can do it at any point in time but you CAN tell them to frick off if they ever do anything that would give you an objective reason to(i.e. Astarion having a sip, Gale telling about his nuke, etc.)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see, so if you don't want to end in OP's situation the solution would be to not allow them in your party in the first place then?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this. i let astarion drink my blood because i wanted to see what happens then, and kick him out right after if i feel like it, but after he takes a sip of your blood you can never get rid of him other than killing him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I let him do that too but the animation was gay as frick and it gave me a debuff that had no duration so I reloaded and told him to cut that shit out or I kill him.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I let him do that too
              mega gay

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wyll is pretty cool. but im a warlock already and there are only 3 slots for companions. I can't even imagine using him on another playthrough either.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't do it. Game was too flamboyant and horny. Uninstalled. Glad I didn't pay for it. It would have been fine if it had more bombastic theatrics to go with the froofy milquetoast shit everywhere but it just reeked of the author not taking their own story seriously or having some vendetta against men who aren't over-the-top emotional. If withers could have been a party member I might still be going having a party member I actually liked but the way things were going if I respecced again he might've asked if I wanted him to suck my dick.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not keeping him around until the quest where you can get him banished to hell where he's turned into demon slime

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played it yet. Please tell me this game has the equivalent of the Lone Wolf talent from Divinity 2. Most of the potential companions look shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no Lone Wolf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        Fantastic. I have to suffer these homosexuals then.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's about how we feel about you being here

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry I said mean thing about your corporate product, anon.

            You can still play solo and do well enough if you're good.

            You can solo the game anyway. It's not that hard.

            There is a mummy guy named withers that can sell you companions who are less homosexualy but only just so
            [...]
            frick off queer

            Good to know, thanks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can still play solo and do well enough if you're good.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can solo the game anyway. It's not that hard.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a mummy guy named withers that can sell you companions who are less homosexualy but only just so

          That's about how we feel about you being here

          frick off queer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's even wearing a crop top. What a gayboi

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poofter
    shouldn't you be fortifying your shack from the next kangaroo onslaught, c**t?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"hate" character
    >keep him around anyway
    >keep visiting him over and over to remind yourself how much you "hate" him
    you're gay in denial, OP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have that Skyrim green text of the guy accidentally marrying his Argonian follower and accidentally falling in love with him?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can sacrifice him (or anyone, really) to the fish dudes in the cave near the arcane tower.
    I'm doing a "decent dude" run this playthrough so I didn't, but I'm definitely going to do it on an evil run.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a guy on the street yesterday in a leather harness, and this guy's crop top is somehow even gayer.

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