Everybody losing their shit over BG3 but how is this not causing any controversy?

Everybody losing their shit over BG3 but how is this not causing any controversy?
Alan Wake 2 is one of the worst games I've ever played. Ignoring the technical issues and the incredibly boring third person shooter "survival" gameplay as it's clear this was just gunning for all the 'art' awards since it's just an Oscar-bait equivalence, the story is just terrible.
It's word vomit that has its head up its own ass. Saga goes into her 'mind place' just to sit down at a desk and have shadows of whatever it is she's trying to 'profile' tell her the answer. There's no deduction. The gigantic wall you put post-it notes on has no fail state, you can just click around until it lines up.
And of course lets not ignore that it heavily """""borrows from""""" (plagiarizes) Twin Peaks.
How did the industry get so fricking swindled by Sam Lake and this garbage?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one played, they didn't shill it hard enough, and to NPCs, only the GOTY award matters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      i literally know no one irl that has played or seen this slop? did this even release this year? is it some nintendo exclusive or some shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      i literally know no one irl that has played or seen this slop? did this even release this year? is it some nintendo exclusive or some shit?

      it bombed so it’s getting some welfare praise

      Sorry, you just aren't smart enough to get it/have terminal shit taste. Sorry you had to learn this way.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY KEK
        Sam Lake rocket-dabbing on the cucked npc haters!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't play the first game you fricking larper, didn't you?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recommend reading up on this:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it bombed so it’s getting some welfare praise

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause no one played it and the people who did liked it

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad timbo

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you got filtered

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    legit the best game in a decade

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People seem to like it, if you look at the metascore, what's the problem?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game has the same metascore as ff16 but was placed as like the third most important game after zelda and bg3 to the point where it got a musical performance. let that sink in. ff16 got cucked out of a music performance when it was the only game with music this year

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF16 did at least win best ost

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a complete throwaway award unfortunately like one of the ones they just say who wins and not a big award speech. Like why do the Hi-Fi Rush guys get to make a speech for winning "best audio design" (what does this even mean)

        aw2 did something exceptional and entirely unique in the gaming medium

        deadly premonition has existed for over a decade

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >deadly premonition has existed for over a decade
          so has alan wake 1, but aw2 is much more than just le twin peaks le video game. the art direction alone is something almost no game can compare to.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what does best audio design mean
          It means the sound effects and editing were good. Which is obviously why it went to hi fi rush because the entire game world was made to be synced to the beat of the music.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because its all about throwing a bone in the shill awards
          Hifi Rush needed one to appease pajeetsoft
          FF16 didnt win anything because Geoff already jerked them off on previous shows and it was FF7R's moment to shine
          Baldurs Gate won best RPG but no one climbed on stage because they were saving Swen for the GOTY its why I immediately realized that Larian was guaranteed to win when that happened
          Same way AC6 didnt have anyone climbing because Geoff already jerked off Fromsoft enough
          Meanwhile Aonuma was called on stage for Zelda because that was the bone Geoff threw to them
          Alan Wake 2 got a lot of awards because theyre the closest thing to a moviegame the Hollywood-obsessed Dewrito Pope loves AND they got fatstacks of money from Epic their publisher so the rigging was locked

          Its all so fricking obvious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      aw2 did something exceptional and entirely unique in the gaming medium

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one except asiatics and weaboos care about ff series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi-Fi rush deserved music showcase more than either of them

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sweetbaby game.
    Ever wonder why Saga got nominated for best performance? Journos were desperate to shill this but just like Deathpoop it conpletely flopped.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my best friends is currently playing it lol.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody played it

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm just not going to play as a female baboon for half of the game. Ugggggggh, I know, I'm sorry, but....I just don't want to.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that this game is making people here seethe is so good, holy frick. I had a blast whenever AW2 won something because i could only imagine you guys sperging out because of it.
    the "herald of darkness" live was shit though, should've put yoton yo instead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the game makes people seethe, where were all seethe threads this month? Oh, there were no threads about alanshit at all, hm.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you post about it here

        It just ends with mental Black folk screeching about Black folk. There is no reason to discuss it here. Hell there is no real game discussion here now, it's all AI posting slop

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    possible the best horror game ever, needs more chapters
    get fricked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your opinion is worth frick all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares enough about this game to be mad or even congratulate it, it's yet another movie game put together by failed movie makers and script writers.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's extremely good. You are a low Iq homosexual. Just isn't much else to say other than OP is gay.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you unironically need at least 120 IQ to enjoy this game

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the hourly seethe thread?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has shit gameplay but most of all I hate how it retcons and ruins the story from AW1. And doesn't even conclude well.
    Nobody really cares about it, besides a few very vocal shills.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've ever played
    Exactly. That's your opinion and nobody cares.

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