Golf is for rich people who have so much money they can waste it performing expensive but meaningless sports.
It is basically a way for people to display how rich and successful they are to sexual partners and other, inferior people, the same shit as advocating for mass immigration and burning cities down, it's a virtue signaling effort to display your wealth.
Golf was invented by Scottish peasants playing with their walking sticks, and can still be played that way today (though not competitively). I have spent roughly $100 on my collection of used clubs, and the course I usually play at is only $30 for 18 holes if you go at an off time of the day and don't rent a golfcart.
It's probably one of the cheapest sports you can get into
>It's probably one of the cheapest sports you can get into
I don't know how ultra capitalist america is, but here every city and town has an sports place where citizens can just go to play sports, in my town there's four football fields, two paddle tennis fields, two tennis fields and two pelota courts, plus a public swimming pool.
As a side note, my town isn't even 5000 citizens big.
And you still need to pay for the equipment. Golf requires less equipment than most sports, and like I said you can technically make the clubs yourself if you have half a mind to. Of course nobody does that, but it can be done.
>And you still need to pay for the equipment >Grab a pair of sneakers and a 5€ ball and you're playing football with your friends.
Wow so much equipment boys...
Golf is for rich people who have so much money they can waste it performing expensive but meaningless sports.
It is basically a way for people to display how rich and successful they are to sexual partners and other, inferior people, the same shit as advocating for mass immigration and burning cities down, it's a virtue signaling effort to display your wealth.
imagine being this much of a non-white and/or troony
>the whole "lol american box art" stuff comes from cultural-cringe weebs and contrarian eurotrash.
t. Wallmart pants shitter
Your marketing department intentionally goes for the most moron proof approach possible when it comes to video game covers, because they assume that your people are too stupid to understand what a game is about unless the cover spells it out for them. They did shit like the removal of cultural references (this Japanese game about Japanese characters looks too Japanese!), butchering stylized art in favor of ugly garbage you would see on a truck's bumper (no, it looks too cute, boys won't buy it!) and ditching unique box art in favor of "3D character holding weapon with heads behind him". The fact that pic related isn't a parody and at least two human beings to paid to produce it speaks volumes about American marketing.
>they don't even know I never asked for this
golf is one of those sports no one on the planet has played in real life except old white dudes
Golf is for rich people who have so much money they can waste it performing expensive but meaningless sports.
It is basically a way for people to display how rich and successful they are to sexual partners and other, inferior people, the same shit as advocating for mass immigration and burning cities down, it's a virtue signaling effort to display your wealth.
Does this guy look rich?
you dont have to "look rich" to be rich
do you think all rich people wear suits all the time
Now I want to know what the other characters looks like, but I think I'll be a real /petechad/
choose your guy, Ganker
/fa/
for me, it's... hold on, wasn't this b***h a redhead? i feel like i'm being mandela'd
Golf was invented by Scottish peasants playing with their walking sticks, and can still be played that way today (though not competitively). I have spent roughly $100 on my collection of used clubs, and the course I usually play at is only $30 for 18 holes if you go at an off time of the day and don't rent a golfcart.
It's probably one of the cheapest sports you can get into
>It's probably one of the cheapest sports you can get into
I don't know how ultra capitalist america is, but here every city and town has an sports place where citizens can just go to play sports, in my town there's four football fields, two paddle tennis fields, two tennis fields and two pelota courts, plus a public swimming pool.
As a side note, my town isn't even 5000 citizens big.
Those spots were built by capitalists, sweatie
And you still need to pay for the equipment. Golf requires less equipment than most sports, and like I said you can technically make the clubs yourself if you have half a mind to. Of course nobody does that, but it can be done.
>And you still need to pay for the equipment
>Grab a pair of sneakers and a 5€ ball and you're playing football with your friends.
Wow so much equipment boys...
imagine being this much of a non-white and/or troony
Why in the american cover they look like they are golfing in the middle of a swamp?
Did you miss the tittle of the game? It's out of bounds!
Dey flo'da boys
iirc, don't people say the American box art correlates with the actual plot of the game better?
It almost always does, the whole "lol american box art" stuff comes from cultural-cringe weebs and contrarian eurotrash.
>the whole "lol american box art" stuff comes from cultural-cringe weebs and contrarian eurotrash.
t. Wallmart pants shitter
Your marketing department intentionally goes for the most moron proof approach possible when it comes to video game covers, because they assume that your people are too stupid to understand what a game is about unless the cover spells it out for them. They did shit like the removal of cultural references (this Japanese game about Japanese characters looks too Japanese!), butchering stylized art in favor of ugly garbage you would see on a truck's bumper (no, it looks too cute, boys won't buy it!) and ditching unique box art in favor of "3D character holding weapon with heads behind him". The fact that pic related isn't a parody and at least two human beings to paid to produce it speaks volumes about American marketing.
it doesn't, it's a game about a ghost possessing enemies
No. American art is always "focus on the face, more radical, more guns" because marketeers think Americans are too stupid for anything else
the game starts with a gangster shooting your girlfriend to death and the game is full of mobsters with tommy guns.
Legs! Legs! LEGS!!!!!!!!!!
I just discovered that people still play Pangya on unofficial servers
Nu-Sony killed off this franchise and it's a shame. Would've had a new entry for the ShitStation 5 by now.
Now we have Easy Come Easy Golf, but it's exclusive to mobile phones and the Switch.
Why was Out of Bounds the best one by miles?
Imagine paying $600 bucks for a ps3 at launch and getting that as your first game.
It would be a smart choice
We will never get another Everybody's golf. Sony flat out hates anything from Japan.
The studio made a golf game for switch.
We literally got a new one, it's for Switch and it's called Easy come easy Golf