>everyones talking about the "new" Lara (from the remasters) and her wide hips and juicy big breasts wrapped in skintight outfit
>theres even a resurgence of porn thats using the blocky ps1 era models after TR Remasters
>then people are talking about the teased new-new design for Lara that was posted
>...
>our girl is left forgotten, unless mentioned in passing as "shitty nu-Lara"
She didnt deserve this anons
We need to help her.
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Frick off
help her with what, exactly?
nu lara was nathan drake and gears of warman in grimy raped in the dirt packaging
she looks like she fricks horses
Lara keeps coming back late from work. I don't know what can keep her so busy!
I love my wife Rise Lara, I haven't forgotten about her.
Don’t like that art, laura has a better spread than that.
You had a good run anon.
>3 games of varying quality
>hours of video, and thousands of images of r34
It's time to move on.
Nu-Laura was only good for horses and dogs
Mentally ill homosexual, Nu-Lara was, is and always will be trash.
>le fake women
Simps
subtle
you just have the knowledge..
imagine she was your girlfriend...
>lara, that's the third dog you fricked this week. seriously, it's hard enough getting their jizz out of the carpet
imagine if** she was your girlfriend
Keep on trucking, esl-kun.
post moar cuck
snowbunny moment
I cant believe they made 3 nu Lara games and not one where she had a barefoot costume.
>it's hidden and confusing and buried under dozen of layers of bureaucracy so it's not the israelites, omg even the government himself doesn't know who's funding them! It's like X-files!!! :basedface:
lol
yids rape kids
>moron OP not properly naming the thread so you can't find it in the catalog
Survivor Lara is the worst Lara so far, Legend Lara remains best Lara
What the frick are you talking about? Like actually? Like 90% of the fanart and porn was from 2014 "new" Laura.
the only way to help nu-Lara is to choke her into unconsciousness while filling her unprotected womb with sperm
FACT
Frick off contrarian.
>No one cares about nu-Lara anymore
>Reboot series is DEAD
>Remasters doing way better than expected
>Crystal Dynamics soon to be fired
Classic TR bros, we've shifted to the good universe.
>Creates the perfect Lara Croft model
Your Lara was never anything more than an imposter trying to stand on the shoulders of a legend while contributing nothing and you're all just a pack of fad chasing mush heads.