>expected hilarious ironic retarded plot. >got tragedy kino

>expected hilarious ironic moronic plot
>got tragedy kino
What the frick?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i will knock all your expectations down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shatter all your expectations.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wdym?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The stories not that good, but I did really enjoy the game. Jack's a fun character.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn I hate kino
    guess I'll skip this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should, I only hear shills use that to describe their game when they have nothing good to say about it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>>Ganker core kusoge.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The plot is fricking asinine but in a shockingly fun way. And I'd argue to the moon and back that it's gameplay and boss fights are better than anything in Elden Ring, and fan boys can cry all they want.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nojima's wild rides
    >not kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I already knew the Jack Garland twist but I didn't expect it to hit me so hard after he starts his rampage. I mean, just look at this shit, Darkness Manifest has the heads of all the team around his neck like if they were a necklace. After I saw that in-game I got really fricking upset.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .... No shit bro they literally said it in the second trailer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Darkness Manifest was a disappointing fight. I know it was purely to wrap up the game cinematically, but I had a tougher time fighting Marilith.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl. It was pretty annoying until I learned you get infinite mana in the second phase. Ultima just carried me through it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was Immortal liberator and a huge fricking axe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Never used the job. How tanky was it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a buffing job, played through hard mode co-op and most things still destroyed me so I just ditched it and used double breaker instead. But the thing is you literally can't die with it since there is an upgrade to it's main ability that keeps you at 1 hp as long as you have mana.

              The gimmick only works on that fight alone and only during that specific part of the story but god damn, fully charging that one axe swing while being unkillabe and having no cares in the world is magical.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the tldr of the storyline and why does he kill everyone in the end is Chaos is supposed to have four friends? I am not strong enough to stomach the degree of cringe this game has, but morbid curiosity demands insight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are zoomers like this?

      >nojima's wild rides
      >not kino

      It's a good movie plot. I do wish that there was more character building to set up for the twist or that the twist was better set up itself. Like frick, who the frick is Sophia? She just buts in and when the flashback happens when she dies I was just ??? b***h WE BARELY KNOW HER. THIS ISN'T EARNED.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am unfortunately 30 years old and still stuck in this shithole, your stale Ganker memes are nothing short of that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up I don't fricking care who you are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well you are really off your medication schedule today, aren't you?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >expected to be able to play the game
    >got an awful mess of a pc port
    What the frick?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's in a class of its own, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tap fist erry time and I still can't play this fricking game because frick epic.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it actually secretly good? or is OP trolling? apart from this thread the only reviews/info I have seen about the game is people either memeing hard about chaos, or saying the controls are shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man shut up moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, was honestly curious. You have a bad day or something, dude?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off moron. Go back to Ganker.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You really have brain problems.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Stop talking about yourself moronic fricktard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have a favourite word I see.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's called go frick yourself. I hope you die. Get a heart attack, stop shitting /vrpg/ threads.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your lack of self-awareness is worrisome.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your lack of decision making skills saddens me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I can see why being the kind of person that has meltdowns over people asking basic questions - wasn't even me, is the funny part - may cause that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you have a stroke, old frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it. I also saw folks saying it's a Souls like which is not true. It's just a classic action-rpg. Very hack and slashy, fun class system. It has a fast pace, each stage is well paced, and the characters are enjoyable enough (especially Jack) without really getting bogged down in cutscenes and talking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stages are well paced but I really wish they were more unique. I don't think any of them really stuck in my mind. They picked like the least memorable locations for each game. (like come on. FFIX and FFVIII world you literally spend the first 10-20mins in and then never again) FF7 and FF10 had the best ones but that's not saying much.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I liked 6 being the Floating Island. I love 6 though. To your point though, I was more then halfway into the game before I realized that the levels were supposed to be areas from the other FFs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Same. I wish the goddess, the fiend, the demon were all mini bosses though.
            Honestly the level design was kinda mediocre. Gameplay was fun though.

            It's a very video game ass plot. And we need more of that instead of every game trying to be an oscar movie.

            I thought it was much more of a movie plot. They cut a lot of fluff for the main ideas and it's sorta good but I wish we got more of the cast. Less is more I guess.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, levels were unmemorable. It's definitely not a perfect game, but I liked it and wished that more games would be of this type.

              Whenever Ganker hypes up a game and the only words they used to describe it is kino, based, and filtered you know it's trash.

              I'll try to give it an actual descriptive review, as I agree "kino" is a meaningless, useless word. Same as "comfy"

              So, gameplay wise it's a simplified, fast, beat-em-up action RPG. The most similar game I can think of recently was actually the Seiken Densetsu 3 remake. It's not combo heavy, there's not a lot of complicated inputs, complexity comes from character choice and waiting for openings. Ultimately, not that hard though. You can button mash through a lot of it.
              The system around it is different from the SD3 remake though, as it has a defined set of characters. The MC can unlock every class, and each class has a skill tree which in turn can unlock more classes. npcs all have a limited set of classes they can use, which are unlocked over your playthrough. You control which class they use, but not how it levels. It's a pretty fun, pretty straightforward class system that gives you a sense of progression in your character, but isn't super complicated. I felt satisfied in my ability to level up most of the classes in a single playthrough, and they add a post-game mode where the limits are removed and you can grind into infinity. I like the system, clean and doesn't get bogged down too much in the details. But, late game the choice of class really matters and changes how you fight different bosses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The plot is pretty simple, but the characters are enjoyable enough. A retelling of the story of FF1 (which was barebones) but with set characters, and this very modern aspect of the game being a world made up of segments built from other games in the FF universe. Basically, a fanservice plot built to give some extended plot to Final Fantasy 1 while also giving fan-service by tying in the rest of the games into the series. It's to mixed result, and as I said above I didn't even realize it was referencing other FF games until about halfway through.
                Finally, Jack is an entertaining protagonist. He gets a lot of attention, he's an action-hero type character. What I like is that he's played very straight. No real meta-commentary on him. He's angry, he tries to be less angry as the game progresses, it ends with stuff related to that. The style of the game gives this dark, over the top violent, edge to a cartoony game but doesn't shirk from it and plays it pretty much straight. I really enjoyed it for that, though it's not going to be a plot that makes you reflect endlessly on it. It's an action game, done well, with so little of the irony and ashamed self-awareness of many games these days.
                There were several times the game had me do finisher moves that caught me off guard and had me laughing at how ridiculous they were. The game played them straight though, and that added to my enjoyment.
                If that sounds fun to you, it's a short game. Give it a go. Perhaps wait until it's off the Epic store.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So, gameplay wise it's a simplified, fast, beat-em-up action RPG. The most similar game I can think of recently was actually the Seiken Densetsu 3 remake
                My homie it's a slightly modified Nioh combat system what the frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can see it's the same engine, but it does not feel like Nioh to me. It's more fast paced best em up to me.

                >slang exist
                >this boomer frick: WAAAAAAAAAA I NEED MY OLD ENGLISH WORDS THINE PUSSY AINT SLAIN
                nice

                It's not the use of slang but the substitution of it for any thought at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >slang exist
                >this boomer frick: WAAAAAAAAAA I NEED MY OLD ENGLISH WORDS THINE PUSSY AINT SLAIN
                nice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                tl;dr
                however, normies say "cinema" to describe the same thing more and more recently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever Ganker hypes up a game and the only words they used to describe it is kino, based, and filtered you know it's trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Barry!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good game, I don't know if it's KINO ELDEN SISTERS BTFO like Ganker shitposting makes it out to be, but if you like action games and/or Final Fantasy it's a fun ride

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sage + Void Knight carried me through the last half of the game. Holy damage breaks frickers like you wouldn't believe, and buffing Spirit wasn't hard to do. Plus, Void Knight got extra mana from Soul Shields and Soul Bursts.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not an rpg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/vrpg/search/text/%22not%20an%20rpg%22/
      Meds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rope.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the multiplayer let you play as the other characters or does it just give you another Jack

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kino

    Fricking new Black folk

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a very video game ass plot. And we need more of that instead of every game trying to be an oscar movie.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SoP was a great time and my favorite arpg since Bloodborne, but I probably won't replay it anytime soon. The framerate on base model PS4 was so bad and I heard it also got really bad even on modern consoles. Was going to do more playthroughs but I will wait till I get a PS5 for FF16 until I play it again. 30fps is not ideal for any action game so the sometimes mid to low 20's was just awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I the technical issues were bad. I played it on PC and it straight up crashed a dozen times. It crashed enough I started to use that as my sign to stop playing and go walk my dog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's definitely not friendly to low or midline machines. If you've got a high-end one, though, it's pretty solid.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has the PC port been unfricked at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's gotten a few updates to improve performance, but it still struggles on cheap computers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Define unfricked. I played it and didn't run into any issues. Never crashed and never lagged.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any news on the DLCs and future patches for performance? I tried the demo on ps4 and liked it a lot despite the technical issues. Now the game's reasonably discounted on amazon (around 40 bucks) and we know they're trying to fix performance with the latest patch for example so I'd like to support the devs but still I'd rather wait until at least the first DLC before buying it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I legit have not seen a single fricking soul irl or on youtube or anywhere talk about this game since demo
    it must have fricking sucked

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