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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    video games are interactive
    you're basically paying to do work

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Watching a movie is like being served a quality meal and a massage. Playing a videogame is like the chef throwing vegetables at you and telling you to cook your meal yourself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing a videogame is like the chef throwing vegetables at you and telling you to cook your meal yourself.
        Hot Pot places are fantastic, though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hot Pot places are fantastic, though.
          they fricking better be. you made the shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No playing videogames is like going to a market to buy a tv dinner buying ingredients and making a meal would be making your own game and going to mcdonalds to buy fast food would be watching a movie actually no mcdonalds service is too good it's more like going to papa johns pizza.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Video games are like a TV dinner where you have to cook each item separately for 30 minutes in the oven and eat the full dinner over one hour. A movie is like eating a normal dinner at a restaurant.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            modern movies are rubbish though so it wouldn't be a good restaurant dingus and most modern games are easy baby mode so no wrong again you wouldn't cook everything separately

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              My point is most games stretch a 10 minutes of content to 2 hours
              A movie is 2 hours of content with very little time filler

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                except for the ads before the movie starts :^)
                >come later
                now only the bad seats are left :^*~~

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks yummy

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    $5 is a reasonable price
    $70 is not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya. I don't know what OP is smoking that he thinks I wouldn't pay a fiver for a quality 2 hour game.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snail needs correction.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me? :3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me? :3

      Mental how harmful salt is to snails, but then again there are some substances that do pretty much the same to the human body with just a few milligrammes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mental how harmful salt is to snails
        it's not poison.
        it just pulls all the water out of their bodies through osmosis

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some substances that do pretty much the same to the human body with just a few milligrammes
        women?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The difference is I go to the theatre once a year at most for something I really want to see, whereas I'll play any old shit that looks like it'd vaguely interest me

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    both are free though

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay now change the bottom part from $5 to $70 and the game to a triple A title that still only cost half as much to produce as the movie.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If my blu-ray kept crashing halfway through the movie or sometimes the main character would try to open a door and then clip through the floor I'd probably want a refund.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay for updates
      if the shit wasn't flawed upon purchase, your incompetent ass might not need to work so much overtime

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the Black person that sold a single digit game on the switch
      an absolute madman who for some reason has a delusional following of ironical fans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this the game where you need to guide an old blind guy with dog piss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I pay for a starbucks coffee and it comes FLAWED, they are obliged to REPLACE IT entirely on the spot, not wait a few months to "fix" the flawed coffee

      So, game developers are having it easy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are paying for something that can be replicated effortlessly
      Coffee cannot be replicated without material costs
      If i figured out a way to create free energy out of thin air, you would bet your ass once people know how much effort it takes to create it, nobody would be paying a dime for it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you all pay $10 for a cup of coffee
      No I don't

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I pay for a starbucks coffee and it comes FLAWED, they are obliged to REPLACE IT entirely on the spot, not wait a few months to "fix" the flawed coffee

      So, game developers are having it easy

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only time I've ever been to a theater since I discovered piracy was once in 2009 to see Avatar, and that was only because it was someone's birthday and they were paying for everyone's tickets.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's in the image, he's paying 5$ for a simulator of a fun game, he's not actually having fun

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    but snax are unavailable in the game scenario
    >he keeps snax at home
    whats it like being a hamplanet?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna take my sister out to watch fnaf this friday night, wish me luck

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't remember games paying my $500 console or $1000+ pc setup

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to theater for a shared social experience to watch an interesting movie
    >play a mediocre 2 hour game that's actually 10 minutes of content stretched for 2 hours
    What's funny is modern Disney shows are a lot like video games with how they stretch out 15 minutes of plot over a 60 minute episode

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you see, in the top half snail is ok with paying 10 dollars to watch the latest 2 hour film, in the bottom half the snail is opposed to idea of buying a 2 hour video game for 5 dollars.
    But in reality, snails don't play video games or watch latest 2 hour films
    Hope that helps, OP

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I buy a new game every week. I go to movies once or twice a year

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I consume more games than I do movies. Ergo games should be cheaper
      no

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon. I consider those 10$ to watch a movie to be too much. The only times I'd ever consider paying that much is when going out with other people, which I always advise against because I'd much rather organize a dinner and a gaming party at home than have to pay ridiculous amounts of money to do the same things outside.
    $10 is about the price I consider reasonable for a good game. $2 is what I'd be willing to pay to buy the right to watch good movies at home.
    Steam sells me games for $10 so I actually buy them. No one is selling me movies for $2 so I pirate/stream them.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie is a high cost endeavor that takes thousands of people to make

    Most of the short games are indie hispter shit made by three people at a rented apartment with funko pops on the wall that they dare to call a "studio"

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOADED ONTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The snail is an allegory for the first sin of Adam and Eve.
    The ticket cashier is God, and the game is the snake.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfun game simulator with extra padding.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirate both

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, I pay $60+ for 30-minute games. Hoes can die mad. Shmups have infinite replay value.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    walk in the park is free

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paying for movies
    lol what the frick? what year are you from?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies can get you laid. How many $5 games have gotten you laid?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are not the game I thought you were. You are FOTM, and I will be rid of you.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of idiotic NPC cattle goes to fricking cinema after 2010 lmao

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're watching the movie at the theater. I'm pretty sure people would pay 10$ to play a game for 2 hours on a massive screen with proper acoustics.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mainatining a cinema is expensive.
    Hosting a game on steam is only a 1 1000 dollars payment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      11000 bucks is kinda expensive, anon.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snacks are an extra 20$
    Jesus, are movie theatre prices that blown up in 'merica? Just get the DVD two weeks later.
    t. leaf that hasn't gone to a movie theatre in 8 years.

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