Explain the appeal of dark elves

Explain the appeal of dark elves

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make pp hard

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their girls have cute wieners.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are evil. Sorry but lawful good paladin cute gay wieners are MADE for evil gay loose male Drows.

    The gods have spoken. Gotta fix the drow boys with holy wiener.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    their society is an evil matriarchy that oppresses men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      femdom is the cringiest fetish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it was supposed to be "fetish" like if you read the books. It was basically genuine cruelty, hatred, and forced servitude.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their women have huge wieners covered in smegma

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapier proficiency is great if you play a spellcaster who dumps strength and puts a few points in dexterity so you have a decent weapon for desperate melee situations

    Plus Faerie Fire is a really good freebie spell

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literal fem-Nazi monsters to fight

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you all so obsessed with wiener

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can fix her

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly man face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you hear her voice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really that bad

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look better than regular elves

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Record of Lodoss War

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based thanks

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact the show is based on a real DnD campaign held by the people that made it. Decades before Vox Machina or anyone else did anything like it.

            Also Deedlit got her own metroidvania game that came out a few years ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife Piro

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was there no secret option to make her good? I wanted her on my team but nort at the expense of losing other party members and killing innocent people

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she isn‘t some fujo‘s OC, meaning the party doesn‘t conviniently ignore her atrocities.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate Astarion

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Dark Elves are naturally inclined to evil.
      >B-But I have Drow friends and the-
      They are playing you or following their own interests.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because Dark Elves are naturally inclined to evil.
        Just like w*men.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They all wear glasses
          Nice tip to screen out the crazy b***hes from my life.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    femdom and pegging

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some light modding would make her top tier.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because eilistraee is hot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her mother’s better tbqh famalam

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    segs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot knowing if the Drukhari wins the fight she's gonna start raping her right there on the battlefield.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    firm bewbs, strong thighs, tight poontangs

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    goth girls

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's a man.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is this from? Not even yandex gives any info

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fixed her.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found a ton of gems and ingots so far, are they actually gonna be useful in the future or can I sell them?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have human rights.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dummer are better

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like regular elves but marginally less boring.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ride dwarf wiener

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing a "whatever I feel like" playthrough right now where I care only about Githyanki shit and everyone else is a tool or an inconvenience.

    Next I'll try an actual evil game. What race/class would be best for that? Drow Sorcerer? Duergar Cleric?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i know...sorry heh but im not gonna do it...yeah im not gonna play your nasty ass foul as frick gross troony game...yes i know i know youre gonna call me an incel...
    But the truth is normal healthy men find homosexuals literally sickening and heres the proof
    https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217
    Yes yes youre gonna say 'chud' because you have zero creativity with petty insults but yeah im just not gonna do it...im not gonna play your gross nauseating homosexual game.
    And yes im sure this means i should 'touch grass' but im also gonna avoid any and all content related to this disgusting shit

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not liking stone cold edge lords

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well for one they're SUPPOSED to look like this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was back when D&D was fun.
      Now they're all ugly feminist c**ts and most of them are "good" and just want to frick human men topside.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they've always been feminist c**ts, it just used to be in a tongue-in-cheek insane dominatrix way

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot
    Is this a PC or an NPC? I need to know if I must make her or if I meet her.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drow are the only interesting Forgotten Realms race.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elves for sm gays.
    I hate tree fricker elves though so delves are better by default.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best Lolth Drow class?
    Maybe Beastmaster Ranger with the Spider companion? That way you can use the drow armor.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't these things have their babies kill each other in the womb?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWO BABIES SPAWN!

      ONE BABY IS BORN!

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    instant loss + purification

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna bury my face in her white bush

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to creampie a dark elf every day until she's heavily pregnant

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          AI artists reign supreme

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick I love AI art so much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree but you do you.
        The pic you posted is nice though.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills anyone who's against Lolth
    >Got mindcontrolled, kills anyone who's against Absolute
    >Gets freedom, promises to kill anyone who serves Absolute
    >Promises to kill anyone who's against new better world
    Appealing enough?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low effort shitposting and an excuse to post porn on Ganker.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a pox on blue and purple drow - they are so much better with obsidian skin

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't western devs get brown elves?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that hand
      >the generally off putting look of the entire image
      lmao. AI art is shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuuuck I love AI art so much

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgotten Realms already has them.

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