Explain why I, a proud Zoomer, should bother and give these old-ass games a chance

Explain why I, a proud Zoomer, should bother and give these old-ass games a chance

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doom and Half Life are good games. Ignore the other two, they’re overrated pretentious shovelware with shit gameplay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen a fpbp this good before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the exact opposite of a FPBP. Both half life and doom are rather forgettable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay from those still hold up to this day. Not sure why the other two were included.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngl I tried Deus Ex and got filtered by the first levle. Holy frick what a slog. Couldn't be bothered, not replayed since

      Not played Morrowind in like 20 years but I remember it fondly. If I played it now? For the first time? Nah probably not thinkable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If I played it now? For the first time? Nah probably not thinkable
        Its sad to see Gankerirgins got mindbroken by modern gaming and now beg for the latest slop to be shat in their mouth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't have time so everything must be spoon fed to me NOW NOW NOW
          What a homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Holy frick what a slog
        Were you crouch walking the whole time? The level is not complicated bro.
        >Actually I played full stealth and quick loaded every-time i got spotted
        Ah you're a dumb c**t.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice counterpoints in that argument with yourself there bro.
          I simply do not recall, it was not that memorable
          But perhaps I'll try it again one day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this except the EXACT opposite
      don't trust people who haven't actually played these games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHIT GAMEPLAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      lol frick off moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Half Life
      Oh please. If he's a zoomer he'll have lost interest and uninstalled it halfway through the opening credits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half life 1 is fast paced zoomkino thoughbeit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other two mog half life. Half life the most overrated game of my childhood.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Black Mesa it’s way better than the original half life

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Half-Life
    Still fun
    >Morrowind
    Not fun anymore
    >Doom
    Still fun
    >Deus Ex
    idk I've never played it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not fun anymore
      It was never fun, it was a straight up downgrade from literally any other open world RPG at the time.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Now frick off.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOOM is unironically one of the most interesting shooters I've ever played, and gives a great glimpse into the beginnings of the FPS genre. It and DOOM II have extensive modding scenes, going back 30 years, with simple and complex mods that can change almost the whole game.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because as a fellow zoomer (26) I think you should stop being a homosexual and just play good fricking games regardless of when they came out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >26
      >zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are anyone born after 1995, bud

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not. Zoomers were originally defined as anyone born post-911 but that wasn't convenient enough for the israelites to force division among millennials so they pushed the date back to an arbitrary number.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a fricking dumbass

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You realize you can't just neatly divide up generations by even 15 year gaps right? The start of new generations are marked by historical events and when the second youngest generation starts having kids. We have three different start years in as many posts.
              https://news.asu.edu/20210908-sun-devil-life-post-911-generation-relating-recent-past

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember when I was still counted as Gen X because I was born in 1985. They keep changing this shit. That other anon is right.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is some weird fake israelite mumbo jumbo. Gen autist and zoomers are practically identical, just more excuses to divide the white man further.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oldest Zoomers are about to turn 30.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the 30yo zoomer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they're good and you should want to experience the history of a medium you care about

        yes, I know you've been spamming zoomer memes for half a decade and this probably comes as a shock to you, but the vast majority of (non-underage) people under 30 are zoomers

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These games individually are likely better than every game the average zoomer played in his life combined

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just play Black Mesa it's a remake of half life 1

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to tell you to play games moron
    those are classic games, if you enjoy videogames you should be interested in them already, but you can always go touch grass and get a job instead if you prefer

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer Black person (24) here

    These games are pioneers in there respective genres and still hold up gameplay-wise to this day

    You need to play System Shock 1 as well, the original not the remake.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't, just stick to your containment games. I hear Fortnite is nice this time of year.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a zoomer and they're all good games , old doesn't = good or bad. The one that would be the most jarring to play would be Morrowind

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can you be a zoomer if you didn't say bussin, no cap, lil bro, or SHEEEEESH?
    you're clearly an impostor

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing games older than me all my life. I never even considered that being modern was something good in a game.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one’s forcing you to
    But you should still try them out because they’re classics and are great ways of showing both how gaming has evolved and diminished over time
    Doom is also just really fricking fun

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind, Doom, and Deus Ex are all amazing, but don’t play Half-Life.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proud
    every creature below the age of 25 is consumed and possessed by their pride
    late teens and early 20somethings on the internet are the worst to interact with because of their absurd egos

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three of them are really good.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer here, played Deus Ex a few months ago and was really good. I've played the newer ones before but the old one is the best by far.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've beaten all of these but Morrowind. I could never get into that game because the combat fricking suucks even when you're not missing all the time

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to play Doom on android? The version in play store has no button remapping.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fellow zoomer here
    half life is still good
    never tried morrowind
    doom has a few good wads worth playing
    deux ex is kino

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there anything more zoomer than not understanding media before you were born?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      30yo zoomer here, I understand media before I was born, but when I was 20 I didn't, can't expect kids to have the knowledge someone decades older has

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can
        every other generation figured it out before they were 10

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you live in the generation where those things are relevant, you'll understand it, yes, if you didn't you will have to go out of your way to learn about them, and that takes time. now let's see your dad explain ragtime

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was born in 91 and got one of those fake consoles with hundreds of NES games when I was 8, still enjoyed it even if I already had a SNES by then.
        That never really stopped, I was also emulating older games as a kid on my when I turned like 10.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, I did that too, but I only came to understand why those games were like that and where they came from years later, when you're a kid you just enjoy things at face value

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        your an millennial you dumb Black person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers are anyone born after 1995, bud

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but generations dependent entirely on the year you were born are stupid fricking meme shit
          if you had steady internet access in your formative years, you're not different from zoomers in any way that actually matters
          this will obviously vary dependent on the place you live, your parents' wealth and the way they raised you more than a number on your ID

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont think you understand what a generation is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do and I find the concept (as it's defined) silly
              human beings don't work that way, and all modern generations are defined in a very USA-centric way that doesn't necessarily apply to other places in the world
              I've seen Polish people talk about our boomers by just spouting the same "life on easy mode" shit you see in the internet all the time, even though they actually lived through totalitarian hell, shit's crazy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                clearly you dont
                generations only matter for demographic health and economy
                people being different or the same isnt what generations are for

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine someone who only watches movies released after they were born? You would have zoomers that literally only watch Marvel shit, there can't be anyone like that right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >naive
          what the frick does that mean?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm guessing not enough of expectation subverting for him.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really sure as I've never seen a Marvel movie in my life, I wonder how are those not naive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No constant self aware quipping, sincerity is cringe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this guy is moronic, I watched the 87 robocop for the first time a while ago and it's absolute kino, we don't have movies as good as this anymore

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinema died because of
            >Marvel, or franchises, are the only shit people go to the movies to see anymore
            >dead of DVD, productions can't recover any money after failing at the theater
            >no movie stars anymore, nobody to bring an audience to new original ideas
            >TV series taking over the place of movies when it comes to artistic/original ideas
            >streaming just changing the way we watch movies

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't have to do shit, you could play them or not, i don't care. homosexual

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why? i don't care if you do or don't homosexual. zoomers get out. i'm not here to try and convince you to stop having dogshit taste

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't. You touching them would only decrease their value. Keep your tasteless subhuman hands to yourself and go play whatever fromschlop is currently fotm.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half Life is amazing and better than most FPS games released before or since
    The rest are garbage memes held up only by nostalgia
    t. Zillenial God

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Half-life
    Plays better than a lot of modern shooters
    >Morrowind
    Aged pretty poorly, up to you whether it's worth playing or not
    >DOOM
    It's just fun
    >Deus Ex
    A great experience the whole way through once you get used to the controls

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it would give you the opportunity to play a good game for the first time in your life

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are fun and easily available(free)
    if you don't like them you lose a few minutes of your time at worst

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a proud Zoomer
    you shouldn't, you should instead kill yousrelf

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain why I, a proud Zoomer, should bother and give these old-ass games a chance
    Do what you want. Nobody gives a frick about you. Nobody will ever give a frick about you, despite the delusion your existence, at this point effectively completely reduced to social media, may have convinced you to believe.

    Your own parents don't give a frick what you do. You think some random people on the internet will care what you play?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Frick you. Play them if they grab your interest you formless influencer opinion drinking bawd

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morrowind
    dont

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because, as a fellow Zoomer, I tell you those are actually good games. Except Morrowind, shit is busted

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem is all video games have the exact same controls now.
    Back in the day you had to learn how to play a game before playing that.
    It's the same as zoomers not being able to use computers because they grew up with smartphones instead of anything else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the same as zoomers not being able to use computers because they grew up with smartphones instead of anything else
      that's a gen alpha problem, we need a funny word for gen alpha so we can stop calling anyone young a zoomer

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those games aren't even old. Remake this thread with images of university mainframe games from the 60s.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being born with already high speed internet and smartphones sounds dystopian as frick to be honest, I find the world so annoying right now.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can get into doom in about ten seconds, its so straight forward. You’ll know right away if you like it or not. I wouldn’t bother with the others, bunch of old nostalgia crap best left in the past. The kind of people who play those might tell you hoop and stick was a fun game too.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morrowind hate
    STOP USING THE IRON DAGGER YOU MAGGOTS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I specialised in axes and used the iron shardaxe and was still missing hits. The game is just shit.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    meh, all 4 are optional at best. the true gaming experience you need is surfing in counterstrike:source

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only half life, even then grab black Mesa

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    doom if you can accept the premise of blocky sprites and x axis limited shooting is very easy to get into, obvious quality
    deus ex is very cool but there's a lair of jank that constantly blueballs you.
    morrowind, eh don't bother.
    the only major issue with hl is slippery controls and the reality of being a 1998 game rearing its head from time to time.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t listen to those filtered by morrowind
    If it was easy to get into it wouldn’t be the best rpg ever made

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shieeeeet bruh, yo finna tell why ya boy skibidi with boutta play these games with no rizz like no cap they old.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play older games with lower expectations and you will be fine.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind is the best rpg of all time and anybody who says otherwise is reddit. No, I will not elaborate. Play it.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers are almost 30 now
    >they still get filtered by morrowind

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only boomer game that isnt outdated is Fallout 1.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Half-Life
    Not worth playing. It was nothing but pure novelty with little substance to its gameplay, and has been made obsolete with time
    >Morrowind
    Still a really well-design world to explore that puts few limits on its systems, so you can really explore it your way
    >DOOM
    Modding scene has spent 30 years refining its understanding of what makes a good Doom map, so it's become one of the few games out to be properly and fully realized, and even then people do new things even when mapping for vanilla.
    >Deus Ex
    Impeccable atmosphere and writing. You can get an equivalent experience from Human Revolution, which is about the same level of overall quality (both games have strengths and weaknesses the other doesn't), but DX1's world has such a unique feeling of despair that it really should be played through regardless

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't need too. Zoomers love old shit.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you enjoy videogames so you want to try some from a time when major titles could be more experimental and therefore interesting.
    If you don't really care about videogames, then don't bother.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I, a proud late 90s kid, bothered with NES, SNES and Genesis games. Some of them are my favorite games of all time. You are just a moronic idiot.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also a zoomer and I think I'm gonna bother with Morrowind, the story and the setting seem pretty interesting. Don't care much about the rest.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no might and magic
    FRICKING ZOOMERS

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HL is great, MW is great, DE is great
    Doom is basically just Tetris for Gen Y

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got guides for playing these in 2024? like essential patches, HD textures, compatibility anything like that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i played both morrowind and deus ex in like 2017 and the only mods i used for both were ones that supported proper widescreen resolutions and UI scaling to match

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice, I'm fine with keeping it simple actually, I'll just do something like that.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 retro shooter
    >3 immersive sims

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're good

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No
    Play or don't
    Social drama is for zoomers
    Post irony frick off

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