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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bait

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't listen. They never listen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thread was derailed
        are you sure about that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where was that said?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could you tell me where that was said?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excuse me but I can't find where those words were spoken in the post your replied to.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the best cope you can come with?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    top is hot and bottom isn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saving that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >iCuckkkz

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"I don't care if dudes jack off to my wifes onlyfans"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >content cuck

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Res ipsa loquitur as they say

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alyx is hot. end of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >top
      uggo on all levels
      >bottom
      hot babe that unironically also looks more realistic.

      Finally someone fricking said it.
      Ganker gives her a free pass because it's literally okay when valve does it. Even the portal girl is better looking than her,

      reminder that gabe was upset because people sexualized alyx

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >healthy normal heterosexual males feel attracted to a sexy, upbeat and capable young woman
        Oh noes, the horror!
        Remember that Eli literally wanted Gordon to bang her daughter once the suppression field went down.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FULLY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Snowdog challenge

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot b***hes are okay, ugly b***hes aren't. Not difficult to understand, resetroony.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top
    uggo on all levels
    >bottom
    hot babe that unironically also looks more realistic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PANTIES EROTIC

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    viros btfo again

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually I think that Ganker makes mountains out of molehills when it comes to nonsexy women character but that character truly is ugly. Crooked teeth, huge nose, acne scars, extremely prominent laugh lines.
    I'm not interested in being reminded what I look like when I play a video game.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would.
        I'm sorry bros.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This chick has murderer eyes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chell is possibly a criminal in the lore so it makes sense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/SzHkhGY.png

        explain yourselves Ganker

        Hot Brown, Black, and Spanish girls should be railed by superior White Men while homely White girls can only watch or bring them drinks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she needs to step on my face

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEAmonkeys are hot. They always look younger than they are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually remembered her uglier. Still funny that they dolled her up in 2; don't see that a lot.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither is.
    But this is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sammy davis jr is in fable?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jordan poole if he fable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks less ridiculous than the actual model.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fantasy looking character with a hint of realism
      or
      >realistic looking character with a mountain of delusion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit he looks like a rogue-ish ladykiller. the type of companion id want in my party

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would work if he could sing in the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will now play your game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zardos if he black.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CAUSE I GOT MY COURVOISIER RIGHT HERE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd play the shit out of a game with chuck berry as the main protagonist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoko Ono encounter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A jazzy sammy-davis swashbuckler bringing style to medieval land would be fricking great.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not a bard?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLACK DYNOMITE SOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      .

      Portal

      Finally someone fricking said it.
      Ganker gives her a free pass because it's literally okay when valve does it. Even the portal girl is better looking than her,

      Funny thing is, Alyx is the exact character that twatter troglodytes say that men hate. Smart, capable, non-white, mary sue.

      i think she was disliked for being an annoying purely videogame character in-between realistically behaving ones

      https://www.reddit.com/r/mendrawingwomen/comments/14adlg5/men_fixing_women/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ethot or ogre

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, anything would be an improvement, "she" is hideous

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that thread
        The seething is hilarious. Seething that men prefer attractive women to ugly women.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont find either of them atractive. first one is uncanny and unnatural and second is just a trans in a dress

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you upload this to FaceApp it isn’t sure the gender and defaults to male.
        oh it's sure alright

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically want more "the ojays" lookin 70s guy mc's. would play

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      when will we get a wacky blackman adventure???
      never probably, can't have fun if you have a black character

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally someone fricking said it.
    Ganker gives her a free pass because it's literally okay when valve does it. Even the portal girl is better looking than her,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never particularly liked or hated alyx, but she isnt frick-ugly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not worth mentioning either. She's a plain woman and an uninteresting, poorly written character.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And thus should not be compared to the horrific abomination and utter mockery of the human form that is the fable monstrosity.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still better than what Sony did to Hannah Hoekstra, or what Bioware did to Yvonne Strahovski and Jessica Chobot.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked alyx. All she does is god "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD"

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have eyes? Alyx Vance is still infinitely more attractive than that fricking bong face, even in the shit vr game

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx isn't ugly? i don't think she is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bug eyes
      >Not ugly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't put her on the top of my list of video games characters i would frick. But i don't think she looks bad. At least she has a feminine face. So i would say this is ok, she's not an eyesore to look at, unlike like the woman from nu Fable is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alyx was ugly by early 2000's videogame girl standards. Now she's way more attractive than the average western woman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was pretty ugly for 00s standards. Zoomies don't know but that was the era when Lara Craft-types were still most popular.

      That said by modern standards she's a super model kek

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate sex with alyx

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the REAL Alyx

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      some of the cinematic mod Alyx models were good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thing that bothers me the most about this model is not FULLY MODELED but the fricking hands, they seem so fricking bloated and fake, like someone stuffed a rubber glove full of guts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha, imagine her grabbing you with those grubby grabbers…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the actual voice actress
        fricking hell

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BASED

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BASED

        Need to play the HL2 vr again and get my Krystal dating simulator fix

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          playing through HL2 and it's episodes made me realize those vehicle sections SUCC

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            in VR i mean, sense of scale and immersion you get from VR is great

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            in VR i mean, sense of scale and immersion you get from VR is great

            Worst part for me was Episode 2's strider battle
            I don't enjoy it in flat-screen and it's much worse in vr imo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              i quit episode 2 very early on, after the mines, didn't bother finishing VR one so i can imagine it was a pain in the ass

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i meant to say i quit the VR EP2 after the mines, sentence structure is hard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FULLY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FULLY

        MODELED

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          FERNS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FULLY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weg goblina look

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FULLY

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't ok in 2004 but the marked was so oversaturated with pretty girls so nobody gave a shit about strange valve desition. HL2 is goyslop btw

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers don't have hobbies. Boomers just need to endlessly b***h and moan all day. Its just boomers, so just ignore these threads.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alyx is an uggo mutt in canon

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top is a caveman.
    Bottom is feminine.
    Dunno what else to say.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another fable thread
    Is there not a gag there? Richard Ayoade talks about adventurers with "disproportionately high cheek bones and comically large weapons", and then the camera shows a fairly ordinary looking person with a realistically sized sword. Kinda seems like all the Ganker have missed the point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just going to post this in every thread now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outside this ugly goblina, the trailer is about painfully boring and cringy millennial "humor". Söyböys, someone has to say you that postmodern deconstruction "current thing" isn't cool because postmodern deconstruction IS the current thing for a few decades.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When will a Redditor stop being a Redditor?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Alyx

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny thing is, Alyx is the exact character that twatter troglodytes say that men hate. Smart, capable, non-white, mary sue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mary sue
      i wouldnt say that
      >the train ride scene in ep1
      >she almost dies in ep2
      >her father dies while she can only watch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is wearing casual friday night clothes while getting plastered with plasma projectiles. She is such a massive Mary Sue they were setting her up to be the successor of Gordon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NAW i like alyx ive met and fell in love with tomboys like that

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both are ugly but bottom at least actually looks like a woman, top doesn't.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pinnacle of human femininity, enough said.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a crossdressing steve buscemi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every fantasy game look like urban america? Are these people really so uncreative that they can't imagine a world with distinct peoples and cultures?
      >but it doesn't matter bro, uh we exist, hello?
      fricking boring, I'd rather play black panther

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, if they can't be creative then making capeshit might be the only option

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One is ugly and annoying. The other is nice-looking and helpful.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One is a girl and one is me mate jack

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither is ok
    frick video games trying to look realistic

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why you guys hate the fable girl, she's a solid 9/10 in britain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A 9/10 in bongland would look more orange while having eyebrows painted on so thick that they could tank ballistic missiles

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FULLY MODELED

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt the fable one just a Mass Effect: Andromeda copypaste?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx isn't the product of femcel incel ideology and she's easy on the eyes. Men like female characters in video games that aren't challenging to look at, i.e. you want to look at them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo girls: "I love this world because you're in it."
      >Sony 'girls': *kills male protagonist with a golf club*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo girls: "I love this world because you're in it."
        does she really say this? Will buy her game if true.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally in the first trailer they released for the game. She's easily one of the best female love interest in any JRPG.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of these are terrible examples, and I would not want either.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First is not definitive, it will be customizable
    Second is hot anyway, I cloud rape her

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 2000s, Alyx was pretty much disliked by many for having such design (black), but in the end please don't try to bait anyone with that hopgoblineria from Fable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think she was disliked for being an annoying purely videogame character in-between realistically behaving ones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a gaslight? the only bad thing i heard about her in the forums is that people disliked that you couldnt skip the non-playtime that you walk around with her before ravenholm, that and the nude mods were shit until the massive 20gig movie mod came out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forums were fake and gay back then too bro the mods were all furgays instead of troonygays

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is because we are not racists, we just enjoy hot women and honest designs.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unflattering mouth jowls
    >U shaped hairline
    >Forehead wrinkles
    >Disproportionate eyebrows
    >Small canine teeth
    >Rounded masculine jawline
    >No breasts
    >Broad shoulders

    tldr: Looks Trans

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, shut the frick up. Alyx Vance is really cute and the only people insisting she's "ugly" is because she doesn't look like a WEG goblina. The fable b***h literally looks like the most beautiful woman in bongland and theres no defending.that shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fable b***h literally looks like the most beautiful woman in bongland
      FRICKING KEK, I know it's a meme to call British "women" ugly, but I still laugh at it every time like an autistic toddler

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know that people left of center do not like the expectations and beauty standards that are applied to women. Images are often manipulated and it creates an unhealthy depiction of reality that disillusions a sick mind, however; what I can't figure out is why a fictional depiction of ideals can't at least be attractive. I feel like I'm missing a significant piece of this puzzle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just an idiot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah man, they call it "subverting beauty standards". It's a very important part of left wing talking points. I hear them speak about it often.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One group wants to escape from the boring reality and witness their idealized fantasy.
      The other group is attention starved, but also very lazy. They want validation without any effort, hence why they try to idealize themselves, rather than strive for ideals.

      In the end both goals are not that different - both want to experience ideals. Main difference being is that the first one doesn't delude themselves into thinking that they are ideal, while the second group tries to force that view onto everyone else.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top image shows the devs hatred of women and the bottom does not. No one makes a character look like that unless they actively hated someone.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I see the marketing that Valve were running that was focusing how they are brave and progressive for having Alyx as the main character of HL2?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you know Alyx is probably infertile because interspecie offsprings cant reproduce most of the time

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx was cute and easy on the eyes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She had a nice personality too. Not a snarky superior b***h, like current year western female characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i used to hate alyx, but when every female character in most modern western games are ugly smug passive-aggressive biches, its nice to return to someone who is easy on the eyes and is a little awkard, i realized that the only thing i hated about her, is that she tried too much to be liked by Gordon, imagine a modern female character doing that nowadays ?

      God i miss when my biggest complaints toward video games was nonsense storytelling, now i dont even care, because most of what comes out today, is so unappealing its not even worth analyzing.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top is ugly.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's there to explain?
    The combo of ugly women + simps + wokeshit in big gamedev projects have really shitted things up.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was already canon to the series and they didn't make her look like shit.

    People liked the female protag option in oddyssey too. Even though her VA was trash.

    Game devs have it easy, just don't make the female horrendously ugly. They don't even need bawd wear or fat breasts.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't just simply call someone ugly anymore without being labelled as some kind of activist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an activist for less ugly women in games.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom is not ugly

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explain yourselves Ganker
    my brain, eyes, and dick are still working normally.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are never going to win the rhetorical battle by calling virtual characters ugly, even if they objectively are. People, especially millenials, are so mind-broken that they act like these virtual characters are real and get offended on their behalf if you call them ugly, as if you call someone out there IRL ugly (which is a rude thing to do).

    The problem isn't that the characters are ugly it's that they don't even look human. It's like the artists at the studios choose to operate in this weird uncanny valley area where the female characters and only the female characters are designed to look inhuman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The problem isn't that the characters are ugly
      It's also the fact that they are ugly.
      Not going to play with ugly characters, or even mediocre ones like Alyx.
      Games should go back to 00s standards or gto

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Above one reminded me of picrel for some reason

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUGAR, MORE SUGAR

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        MORE
        O
        R
        E

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese game
    >in game model looks the same or better than the irl model
    >western game
    >in game model looks way worse than the irl model

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mortal Kombat is atleast decent with face scanning. Their models look similar to their models

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mortal Kombat looks like shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the actual frick, that's the actor for Mass Shit's female model???????

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The difference is that in fantasy settings you expect beautiful women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless there is a compelling reason for it, I demand attractive characters in vidya. If I wanted to look at something ugly, I'd look in a mirror. Vidya (also movies etc) is a visual art, and visual art ought to have beautiful characters in it.

      That is all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in fantasy settings
      There is no reason to have anything less than 10/10 + sexappeal in any setting.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alyx is hot and a likeable character that only turbochuds hate
    >Fable character looks ugly
    Their, it's that simple

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second one is not OK because it was made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      o lordy, im laughing
      >old peter molyneux always delivered on all his promise

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay but can we talk about how the new fable game looks nothing like the original games? like what the frick it looks like a cheap copy of it takes two

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is scathing. I hope these developers are able to make the necessary changes. I would like a good Fable game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More likely than not they won't, and it will be another Saints Row.
      But also, if they cave in and make her prettier, the twitter crowd will be triggered like no tomorrow by their caving in to the chud incels' demands. Granted, Hogwarts Legacy shiws exactly how much power they have, but I feel a big company like MS still wouldn't go for a move like that in the current political climate, not after Bud Light and Target. The sociopolitical pendulum isn't there yet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not after Bud Light and Target
        *not even after

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But also, if they cave in and make her prettier, the twitter crowd will be triggered like no tomorrow by their caving in to the chud incels' demands.
        That would be the ultimate troll move, I know this will not happen but I dream of it. The histrionic screeching would be amazing to witness.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most realistic outcome is that they adjust her juuuust a little, not enough for Ganker's tatstes, and not enough to make twittef shit itself in rage, excpet for the minority of the most extreme cases on both ends.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >adjust her juuuust a little,
            still unplayable.
            Fricking make them sexy and sexualized like this was still the 00s
            Frick off catering to twitter morons

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              At this point having a cc is their best way if pivoting from this, but unless the game was designed with one from the get-go, I donlt think they'd be able to implement it, if all the animations and cosmetics were designed for the photoscanned face(s).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >e photoscanned face(s).
                this will never not be a mistake

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One is artwork and didn't have jacked teeth. The other is an in game model of someone that looks like an inbred farm hick that wouldn't be anywhere close to a sword, let alone the hero of the land.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    F U L L Y

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bros she shartin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goblins tend to do that.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    M O D E L L E D

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3D FERNS

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one is a dysgenic mix of multiple ethnicities made by lazy people whose only effort went into "fixing" a face scan
    >the other is a manually sculped and animated model by talented people
    gee I wonder why one looks good

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I support the right of non-supermodels to exist

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aaaaaahhhhhhhh I I I must take this low effort bait because I just do okay?
    Ganker in a nutshel

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom image looks like a normal, attractive person, and is modelled properly. Despite being 20 odd years older technology, the character face design has a realistic yet nice looking blend of shapes and colors.
    The top image is an absolute abomination. Not only is it objectively, provably ugly, it is also an utter failure at the technical level. The color composition is abrasive and the details are amateurish. As the fricking parsley sprig on top of this shit-steak, the design appears to be a self-insert of some talentless hack pretending to be managing the development of a game.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ftfy

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    American vs chink nigg
    They are different

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is cute and I'm tired of pretending that she's not.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    alyx is a tomboy waifu designed as nerd bait. whatever that is on the top is intentionally ugly to appeal to no one sexually because that's verboten in 2023

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was OK when I was a 12 year old. Adults back then we're probably thinking "oh brother look at these khalergi mutts maaaaaan they could've at least based her off Jessica Alba lol these characters are all fricking gay is this Firefly Joss Whedon is gay I just wanted a cool dystopic grunge shooter but they have to make me pretend to like ugly Joss Whedon Captain Planet pieces of shit this is gay!!!"

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx was Elizabeth before Elizabeth. Hell, G-Man too. Half Life 2 was Bioshock Infinite before Bioshock Infinite.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't make minority characters unless they're attractive
    >don't be Trans unless you're attractive
    >don't make a women the protagonist

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Alyx is hot.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally who
    vs
    >childhood vidya crush
    zero contest, Alyx my beloved

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top is definitely ok.
    She's ugly as shit and I have no interest in the game, but I'm not against her existence.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One looks like she was recently hit with a shovel, the other looks like an above average asian.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK MY DAUGHTER, GORDON!!!

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute character both in looks and personality vs some snarky mcu reject ugly b***h
    I wonder. Also how in the frick the 2004 game looks better, wtf happened to graphics

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets prove this with facts.
    >AI thinks the fable ogre is a a man

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fricked with Alyx's design eventually.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong anon ? You asked for your goy slop to be realistic, isnt this what you wanted ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle one remind me of

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the first one? Looks like the Gigachad reaction face after 6 months of HRT.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't some gawky plain bird completely in the spirit of Fable rather than some hot character?

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is ok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im over 30 and considering reinstalling half life 2 just to add all sort of porn tier 3d models to all the enemies and replay the game
      where did it all go so wrong

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish people would admit that they have fun contriving reasons to be upset about things. The world would be so much better if people were willing to be self conscious towards the fact that they're having an argument because they like having it and not because it the videogame character's design is important

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is incredibly fricking hot, what the frick is wrong with you gay boy

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is a nice girl 🙂
    She even has a X on her name, how cool is that?

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alyx is great because Valve actually listened to their playtesters and made her more likable as a result, instead of shoving a bad character in their faces as some sort of political statement. Never trust Sony or Microsoft, folks.

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