F-Zero 99

Have you gotten your wins yet, anon?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've gotten to 10 a couple times but top 3 still eludes me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you looking forward to the King Cup later this month?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        not unless I get my queen cup win first
        4 hours between queen cup attempts and then, after kings cup, presumably 6 hours? frick, man

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a Queen Cup but not a Knight. shit's annoying, I really hate how they make the prixes available, the game is significantly less fun during weekdays

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the current system doesnt work. The tickets are already gatekeeping; just let people select the cup they wanna do.
          2 options minimum

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm looking forward to the day people stop letting game companies scam them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop teasing us with the only good f-zero!

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo Online shill thread #290
    Turns out F-Zero being dead was a blessing in disguise.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have two goose wins, one on Mute City I and one on Port Town I. Haven't won a Prix yet, closest I've came is second on Knight.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can get 2-5 places but if I managed to be 1st I fumble it and either explode or drop back to 20th.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played any F-Zero growing up but I'm really enjoying this game. It's made me hope that Nintendo gives the series an actual revival

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enter Queen Cup
    >An error has occurred

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get 1 win
    >it's the middle of a mini prix

    I still get the mark on my card, but a bit annoyed I didn't get the customization from it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can do it once, you can do it again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I plan to anon, this game is fricking addicting for some reason.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone gets addicted to open world bullshit that bores me to death, but every single time I get addicted to some oine game it's always one with the simplest gimmick.
          F-Zero 99's concept is so simplistically dumb that it flips around to being absolute genius. It's you, 98 other people and a race track. No disrespect, no teabagging, no post race shitposting PMs. If you're bad, you lose and if ypu're modest, it's easy to just be satisfied with the modest results you get. I happy if I can at least get top 25. One step at a time.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like that this game doesn't have battle passes or events which only occur once.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mindset. So far I was able to finish a Grand Prix in 7th place and I clutched a 2nd place in F-Zero 99 mode because of one dumb choke at the very end which allowed the Black person behidn me to pass me right at the finish line and even though my impatient ass struggle to finish races because I crash at least 80% of the time, my mindset is if I was able to touch it, I can get it.
        I ranked top 10 in a grand prix and touched the 1st place. So I'll keep going until I do.
        I think I am ass at the game because of the fact that I crash so often, but when I finish a race, 7 times out 10 I am in the top 25 and out of those 10 times, I am top 10 at least 3 times. Consistency is always my problem in every competitive game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Consistency is always my problem in every competitive game.
          Placing first nearly always requires you to make at most, one mistake. One red bumper and you can maybe still take first.

          I have made peace with the fact that I will never win. It simply is not part of my fate.

          Lots of people are complaining about no matchmaking via skill, and rightfully so. But for all of you still struggling for wins, try doing 99s during Pro Track rotation because all the high skilled players congregate there, and avoid 99s during Team Battle rotations.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    last thread
    >87 images
    >373/500 post
    >0 Rivals defeated
    it's over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need more (you)s than your thread rival to defeat them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weekend threads are explosive. Best to otherwise have one a day. It's the ones being made in the late evening that keep dying overnight.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me again why everyone hates on Golden Fox when it's easily the biggest glass canon of the roster?
    And come to think of it, isn't that the machine everyone was saying to pick when the game had just released.
    >First few threads
    >YO PICK GOLDEN FOX GOLDEN FOX BEST CHOICE 20XX FOX ONLY BEHBYY
    >Weeks later
    >LMAO GOLDEN FAUX FOXgayS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

    From my experience, there doesn't seem to be a superior machine. Everything seems contextual in this game and machines seems to fit player archetypes more than they seem to fit on a classic tier list. So far I've played extensively with all the machines and I constantly go back to Golden Fox and that machine doesn't shine in any other places than Mute City 1 and Death Wind 1 so far. Every other tracks I see my energy bar getting depleted in seconds if I ever end up in the bully zone and I have to play out of my ass to be able to clutch a top 10 position.
    And before you throw some bullshit projections at me. I always pick the hardest tracks because that's specifically on those tracks that Golden Fox struggles the most and I need practice. Why does everyone pick Death Wind 1 over Sand Canyon every single time? Easy win or not, Death wind 1 is just fricking BOOOORING AS FRICK!
    Frick Nascar.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody who thinks Golden Fox is EZMODE free wins has clearly never played it. On literally ANY map that isn't Mute City, you will NEVER get your full gauge back, because only Mute City has long pits. On every other map in the game, you are constantly whittling your health away lap by lap and if you frick up even once it's almost guaranteed to over. You will not have enough energy to do your boosts, and you'll get overtaken quickly, by which point you're just subsumed by the crowd and have to tough it out, because now you're chipped even further and you're not going to ever be able to pull away to the lead again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when it's easily the biggest glass canon of the roster?
      because it absolutely fricking isn't? Stingray has a harder time staying alive, Fox's recovery makes it the tankiest car

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glass cannon
      >can go from blinking red to full health every lap
      Uh-huh. Sure. Not saying Fox requires no skill or anything, but let's at least be honest about its capabilities.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's easily the biggest glass canon of the roster
      Try playing the Stingray, and then deal with the almost complete inability to recover power.

    • 8 months ago
      Croc

      >he has the lowest top speed!
      >*boosts*

      >he doesn't survive in the pack!
      >*boosts 3 times to start the race*

      >he has the worst turning!
      >*boosts out of sharp turn*

      >he's the easiest to KO!
      >*spins into the pit during single moment of weakness*

      heh... nothin personnel....kid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The average joe likes to blame their failure to win on whatever is seen as the most meta so you can ignore the whiny posts entirely.
      That being said I would say Fox isn't that hard to use. It has a bit of a barrier of entry, learning how to deal with its lower grip, but once that's out of the way it's a much easier frontrunner than stingray and can afford to make more mistakes than it. Stingray has more "max potential" but fox is a lot more stable and consistent.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUM
    BA-DUM
    BUM
    BA-DUM

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha. No.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    13 wins so far with most of them split up between falcon and goose. Still haven't gotten a blue falcon win in 99 mode, though.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have made peace with the fact that I will never win. It simply is not part of my fate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have made peace with the fact that I will never win. It simply is not part of my fate.
      same. atleast getting ko's is pure sex

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just go to practice mode toxoplasmosis poster

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got 3rd Place for the first-time after playing super clutch with Ray on White Land I because I wanted to get top 25 on the leaderboard to get a unlock. It felt really good.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the Brawler stat? I can be 1st with Stingray but 40th with Goose

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on how much Smash Bros you've played.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umm... Bros?

    Anyone there?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WIN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry bro, I'm busy toiling away in the spreadsheet mines

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants to play with Goose anymore.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only one burst left with the King League updates
      >Then a return to the usual silence until a new F-Zero game is (hopefully) announced

      These were fun threads, and I'm glad to see that so many people still care about the franchise. I pray that the positive reception and solid population it retained for a 99 game showed Nintendo that there actually is money in a new F-Zero, or at least a X/GX remake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's still the chance the Satellaview tracks get added. A file with "Forest" was datamined.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit that would be awesome

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's still the chance the Satellaview tracks get added. A file with "Forest" was datamined.

            I hope the Satellaview-only OSTs get put into the game as a result.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re not going to remake either, especially GX, it’s either a new sequel with a bent towards online or nothing. I think a new entry would basically be X mixed with climax and 99 mechanics. GX trannies will hate it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go frick yourself paid shill gx mogs this game

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            GX has the worst machine balance, half of the “advanced techniques” are accidents, and the game is so easy to break you don’t really have to play around other racers at all. Also crappy “gotcha” meme tracks and most of the goodwill are from people with story mode PTSD when they were 12

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            People who use the word mog are moronic and it makes them sound like they're 12.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mog is like, a middle schooler word.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish little Black folk like you would stop turning GX into shitposting material. GX is incredible, 99 is a blast. Get bent.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              People ass kissing GX is probably partly why Nintendo refuses to make any new entries, they want 2k/M with snaking and MTS. 99 takes an awful lot of design cues from X.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go play outside you little rascal.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm holding out hope that the SatellaView courses and additional modes get added.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really has been fun, but I'd rather see it come to an end after King than become a general.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then a return to the usual silence until a new F-Zero game is (hopefully) announced
        See you in another 20 years anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even with the lower population I'm still getting 99 players pretty quick. It'll probably be a long time until the game finally kicks the bucket.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How good are the bots it gets filled up in that event? I never had an empty lobby so far.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are bad. They're absolutely not aggresive. Fox is so fricking unbalanced he will still run away the lead if the bot doesn't frick up, at least on Death Wind. Still a win is guaranteed, if you don't frick up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The casuals are leaving the game since they are too demoralized to play with the 99+ win speedrun gods.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casuals are probably leaving because there’s only 4 machines.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          GX has the worst machine balance, half of the “advanced techniques” are accidents, and the game is so easy to break you don’t really have to play around other racers at all. Also crappy “gotcha” meme tracks and most of the goodwill are from people with story mode PTSD when they were 12

          Lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            A good roster of machines is half the game’s identity, secondary

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares about the number of machines. Everyone has already decided on what their favorite is. It's 100% inability to win and lack of track variety.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            People have always cared about a large, fun roster. People have always gotten attached to a particular machine no matter how good or bad it is. That’s what separates F-zero from other racers, secondary

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This conversation is about why the casuals are leaving. It's obvious that there being 4 machines to choose from is not the reason they're leaving and would be not their first concern in general.
              What you're talking about is F-zero fans who cared before 99, not the casuals.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Large roster would imply there are meaningful unlocks to work towards. Nintendo already stretched it thin with just 4 machines. Casuals play Mario kart in droves and they have always been attached to particular characters/machines as well.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've only played a few racing games, right.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now's my time to shine!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Falcon is average at everything which sucks
    Wild Goose is a noob trap that just sucks
    Golden Fox is good but if you aren’t leading after the first lap he sucks
    Fire Stingray is good but forces you to do perfect lines which sucks

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else looks forward to being a lucky bumper?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if Fox is in first place

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still my fricking teambattle win from weeks ago and thus I have that little number 1, but I've never won a real race. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Falcon bump!

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sand ocean bassline refuses to leave my head

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's port towns

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've gotten 200 or so, stingray main

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate DW2 because every time I try to line up for the first boost in that chicane area I get bumped and it completely throws me off

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Goose.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Mute Town continues to just be a crap shoot.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins your GP

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I keep making consisten top 10s with stick drift do you guys think I have a win chance if I get it fixed?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally got my first GP win on Knight League. Won 4 out of 5 races, my heart was fricking racing at the end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the stingray is such a cutie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the smug-ass face it has especially now that I have the sparkly gold skin

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't win anymore. It might be time to pack it up for me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just lapped 6 people the last time I won on White Land I.
      There's still hope for you, the noobs aren't gone yet.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick falcon
    >bleed rank

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Golden Fox

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a link to the source video?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just literally google tem rule 34 man its not that hard

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to know

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I’ll ever get a GP win (other than the mini prix; I have one of those) but I do have 10 regular wins. Which is nice. It’s a fun game. Wish I was better but I can’t beat these dudes with 99+ wins and shit

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've managed a few wins and peaked at S- Rank.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not GX. This is hipster trash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hipster
      >popular, new thing
      It would help your bait if you used words properly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >multiplayer racing is hipster trash

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like this game. It really feels like pure luck determines the outcome. F-zero stages were not made to have this many people racing on them at one time.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to play this on the go, but the joycons are so horrible tho.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't use the stick, use the d-pad

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I place higher than 50th

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Log in
    >Get my daily win on Mute City
    >Log out

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK nice racing brother

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK nice racing brother

      frickin hell lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK nice racing brother

      Whoa, neat.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    even 99 lobbies aren't fully filling now is it doomposting time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never seen an empty lobby

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've gotten a 1st place in both the blue falcon and the wild goose. the blue falcon happened on like my 3rd ever race so i was still pretty low rank. the wild goose was a lot harder to get the win on since i had ranked up a lot by then it seems.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but really where are the empty lobbies i want to win a game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then play aggressive. Get those KO's to fill your boost.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, it's dead.

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