>Buzz Lightyear PS1 game was ported to PS4 and PS5 to shill the latest movie
>it still flops
Why do normalgays hate Buzz?
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>Buzz Lightyear PS1 game was ported to PS4 and PS5 to shill the latest movie
>it still flops
Why do normalgays hate Buzz?
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Why do all the guys with buzz on the right pic look like they're wearing bootleg Doomslayer armor?
because the creators desperately want to be taken seriously and despise anything that looks childish, not realizing how that in itself makes them childish.
Doom probably focus tested well with children, especially back when they started on this movie, since Doom Eternal expanded the franchises zoomie fanbase
they should've made a woody western film instead
>1850s Western film
>Town is full black people and homosexuals
>Two cowboys kiss broke back mountain style
>the movie ends up pretty much the same
god dammit anon nevermind then
This isn't even guessing, it's as predictable to happen as the sun rising in the morning and setting in the evening
>black people
>cowboys kiss broke back mountain style
Broke Ass Mountain, coming soon to theaters in 2023
This sounds like you stole movie script from Disney kek
It's all so tiresome
They really have it largest, don't they? They can make these movies too stick it to the hateful people like us on 4chins while hiding behind the excuse that they're just being progressive and giving people what they want.
>Native Americans good and peaceful, white Americans bad
>Women doing men's jobs like sheriffs is the norm
>Native Americans good and peaceful, white Americans bad
This is true though. This shit happened.
Unironically...this, but actually, never mind, I'm sure they would have found a way to make it into a pozzed mess just like Lightyear
They will.
Oh by the way, his full name is Woody Pride, so expect "Pride" in June.
Or leave Toy Story alone. 4 was a fitting conclusion.
No need for toy origin stories.
3 was a fitting conclusion
4 had literally no reason to be made
I feel they should do that
Since they've established Woody and Buzz are just mass produced toys, and that toys owned by kids other than Andy can be alive, I'm really shocked they haven't tried rebooting the whole series, with the same main characters like Woody, Buzz, Rex, Slinky and Potatoe Head, but owned by another kid, just to milk it all out.
more like they'll do a brokeback mountain thing but with a filthy troony
>pathetic little snoy
part of the reason is because of the lesbian kiss in it the movie was banned or restricted (NC-16) in many countries. Other part was it was children's version of interstellar that was poorly written.
>the lesbian kiss in it the movie was banned or restricted (NC-16) in many countries
based
Huh, if only there was like some kind of adage about this...
Get woke... Go broke..? Was that it?
Conservatards still think get woke go broke is a thing. Disney iisn't making this movie for you, or kids, or woke twitter gays. They are making it to raise their ESG credit score and get another 3 bil from Larry Finks slushfund. Globalism investors are the target audience not consumers
i will not give money to people that bow to economists and globalists
Yeah but it doesn't matter if you do or not....you have been removed from the equation. These are cultural formatting tests not products. Every single person in America could boycott Disney and they would still make a profit from Larry Fink.
they could make a lot more money but theres a lot like me
No...dude you don't understand, I appreciate the sentiment but unironically they churn out this woke shit to get unlimited funds from esg investment groups. They could sell zero tickets....they don't care...that's not where they make their money anymore. In fact the ticket sales failing just helps them screw over movie theatere companies so that they can push their streaming service harder.
He's explaining to you precisely why none of that matters whatsoever. BlackRock is often referred to as the fourth branch of government. Disney is being PAID by this company to push this shit, they do not care if you watch it at all. They could suffer losses like these until you die of old age, it's about changing society not making a profit. Really quite sinister.
>I-IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FLOP, BIGOT
Die
>Disney
>ever going broke
Keep saying it.
The only reason Lightyear bombed because the last four Pixar movies went straight to Disney+ and most people assumed the same would happen for Lightyear, not because of one second gay kiss on a 100 minute movie. Disney conditioned people to expect Pixar films to be stream bait and now they suddenly aren't anymore.
If I kicked you in the balls once a day for four straight weeks, the fifth week, you'd probably be guarding your balls. But now the fifth week I'm kicking you right in the face.
>says the guy who thinks Disney will die over one movie failing.
Keep saying it.
Chinks also banned Lightyear because of that kissing scene too
>The only reason Lightyear bombed because the last four Pixar movies went straight to Disney+ and most people assumed the same would happen for Lightyear, not because of one second gay kiss on a 100 minute movie.
Yes I'm sure the fact that half the international markets it would have been released in banned the film over that kiss has nothing to do with it.
Disney wasn't aiming for the international audience with Lightyear in the first place. That's why it's there.
>woke, woke, woke, woke
Conservatives are too stupid to realize that they're using a "black" term popularized by BLM. I laugh everytime i see those walled white women or 9
80.yearbold senators from Iowa or ohio constantly parroting this phrase having no idea where it came from. If they knew they'd probably be disgusted thatbit cane out of their mouths.
The word's origin doesn't matter, it's a description of a certain kind of moronation.
?
That's the whole point, teenager
You take their phrase, use it as a pejorative, and they stop enjoying it
It's like Social Justice Warrior in the '10s
Are you moronic?
>take sjw idpol language
>use it to bully sjw tards and show how insane and authoritarian they are to normalgays
>they can't take it anymore and change their language around to avoid scrutiny from said normalgays
Woke itself came about because normalgays caught onto "Tumblrina" and "SJW" and they needed a new way to pedal their tripe.
I'm a leftist and i've been doing this with anon's on this site since 2007.
I really doubt you're a leftist or you wouldn't be here, Gankers definition is naturally way the frick off and you're probably more of a liberal especially since you can make complete sentences.
>t. lib voter
>I really doubt you're a leftist or you wouldn't be here
moron
Are you watermelon-crusader?
no one gives a shit moron. based is also from Black folk and redpilled is from trannies
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT THE IRONY OF OUR STORMFRONT TROOPERS USING BLACK LANGUAGE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
have a nice day, con.
point it out all you like, no one cares. seething troony
> no one cares.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POINT OUT THE IRONY OF OUR STORMFRONT TROOPERS USING BLACK LANGUAGE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
have a nice day, con.
>14 years old boy FRICKED = consent
Except that's wrong, you moron. It's still statutory rape no matter which 40 year old pedophile is doing the fricking.
Why are conservatives so moronic?
> It's still statutory rape
I don't see any boys suing women for rape yet most if not all underage rape is of old dudes fricking little girls.
Almost as if the word consent existed and boys had more libido than girls and fantazised about fricking their teachers.
For greater purpose
>Cinema is DEAD
>Top Gun on its way to top 10 all-time domestic box office
Uhh...
I’m glad Top Gun is doing well. It’s an aberration in the modern American film world, but it actually remembered that films can be fun for the audience.
>more than enough to cover a mediocre flop
I love how people think Disney would make a movie knowing full well it wont make any profit because they can "cover the loss"
No bussiness ever would be stupid enough to purposely lose money just because they can.
Wow you really are ignorant of how the film industry works. Companies release movies they know full well are going to flop all the time. Why? Look up "Hollywood accounting" if you want that answer.
>queerfolks
Stopped reading there. Frick off.
>y'all
Stopped reading there
Snowflake
Same.
Maybe if the gays disassociated themselves from their stupid "struggle" you wouldn't see giant media conglomerates use them as a shield. But no, being gay is trendy and big companies are going to use you and lose you like a condom. Should have just not been gay.
Disney wont go broke, no, theyre playing a long game. A game they can afford.
Keep pumping out gay propaganda. Keep indoctrinating kids. Then, when they are grown, theyll buy all the woke shit we didnt get them.
>indoctrinating
>schizo Christcucks still believe this
>telling your kids interratial homosexuality is ok it's totally not indoctrination goy!!!!
this movie was about buzz?
all the marketing made me though it was about homosexuals kissing or some shit like that
>double down on groomer pandering
>profit loss
who woulda thunk?
Globohomosexual is a scam nobody likes that shit
the game is 6 bucks btw, you don't need the shitty ps+++ service.
I had a great time seeing Lightyear with my gf and her little brother. As someone born in 93, it was the Buzz Lightyear movie I always imagined. It was a great time, a lot of fun, really enjoyed it. I don't know what's wrong with you zoomers, but if I'm this happy and you're this unhappy over a Pixar movie, then I really think the problem's on your end.
You will never be a woman
>falling for obvious bait
don't care, watched top gun instead
based
man these shots never get old
knowing tom cruises autism on set he probably really flew that jet didnt he
I didn't see it in cinema. I won't even pirate it.
>As someone born in 93, it was the Buzz Lightyear movie I always imagined.
You never watched the actually good TV series, did you?
Speaking of, it’s still not on Disney+, is it?
No, Mickey demands you forget it exists so they can make shitty movies with Chris Evans.
you dreamed of a racemixed future?
kill americans now
>I had a great time seeing Lightyear with my gf and her son.
Cucks gonna cuck
It's like they're not even trying to be subtle anymore.
You’re the exact person Pixar markets too nowadays. Depressed millenialboomers who watch a movie and say “OH MY GOSH I REMEMBER [thing]"
that’s cool the movie bombed
Kys shill
>why yes I’m a moronic fat millenial
>and hecking proud of it
I wish you people frick off already from the site
Look, as the god of destruction of universe 6, i kinda didn't liked the movie that much.
Not enough to actually blow up your planet, but i think you could do better than that, and i hope you do better than that.
QRD on the Buzz movie?
lesbo kiss aside, extremely mediocre movie with no real redeeming qualities
The majority of the plot is basically a montage of Buzz repeatedly going into space, failing his mission, returning to the planet, and seeing his friend ages another 4 years because time dilation and getting a brief snippet of her life before going to sleep and then back up the next day.
It's a shit movie with homosexual shit forced in to qualify for the israelitescars and their shitty new requirements.
I was completely fine never getting new Toy Story anything outside of Youtube Poops and Kingdom Hearts.
even without the sjw israelitery I wouldn't have cared to ever watch a buzz lightyear movie.
Anon just go to Ganker you don't wanna talk about videogame marketing you wanna talk about the how much the fricking movie sucked, or worse you will larp as someone defending it to get (you)'s
$200 million budget for a fricking animated movie that requires a few graphic cards?? lmao
Gotta pay those animator salaries, who then go on to complain they’re underpaid
Only 4 more movies until the studio is shut down hopefully
The cleaning lady gets a better salary than the animators, lmao.
Half of that goes into marketing, it's like that for every movie budget.
Also they're made by israelites
>Gotta pay those animator salaries
>Half of that goes into marketing
frick no, that's undershooting it hard.
the MLP movie from 2017 had a $8m budget and they managed to craft a beautiful 2d movie with it.
animators get paid jackshit, the buzz movie probably had $190m in marketing and $10m in actual movie in typical globohomosexual fashion
What does Hollywood typically define as marketing? Seems like a lot of money laundering going on behind actual marketing like ads, merchandising, tie-ins, etc.
Supposed to be some insane show about a group called Star Command and Buzz is a hero with a super suit that has jetpacks, laser weapons, and all sorts of wacky gadgets.
Film is instead Interstellar Jr. and bombs hard.
Jeeze I wonder.
Death to nu-Pixar. It has nothing to offer the world.
Toy Story 3 is still a masterpiece of a movie, shit hit the right emotional beats
>Cars
>Golden age
my sides!
Decline
>Toy Story 3
Nope
>Cars 2
Yep
>Brave
Yep
>Monsters U
Nope
>Inside Out
Nope
>Good Dinosaur
Yep
>Finding Dory
Yep
>Cars 3
Yep
>Coco
Absolutely not.
>Incredibles 2
No?
>Toy Story 4
Yep
>Onward
Nope
>Soul
Yep
>Luca
Yep
>Turning Red
Absolutely
>Lightyear
Yep
Incredibles 2 was terrible. What are you talking about? Onward was ass too.
The point of decline is that you can still find quality but it is more inconsistent and spotty. We are long past that point, Pixar is shitlib pandering garbage that is not just destroying its legacy but is doing so happily.
Ah yes the "female cop and her lesbian girlfriend have a daughter together" kids movie.
The consistency in quality for "The Decline" and "The Decomposing Corpse" is about the same.
At least movies in the decline looked nice visually, every pixar movie since onward has looked like ass
im glad we got inside out before disney killed pixar
Coco better
>TS4 in High tier
It’s the worst Toy Story for a reason.
what is wrong with ts4?
>Ruined the ending of TS3 by simply existing
>No one asked for a Sequel
>Adds in the spork character and the Le Black Comedian plushies
>Barely give Buzz any lines and treat him like a fricking idiot because of Tim Allen causing Disney employees to have a hissy fit
>Barely any focus on the established characters, they just are there for Le Tearful goodbye ending
>Focus of the movie is Woody finding Bo out of sheer luck and him becoming a simp for her
>She’s now also Le Independant Woman entirely who solves nearly every issue
>Instead of bringing Bo back to the gang so she can play with Bonnie or something, Woody leaves his friends he has had for 15+ years for a hoe
>All the humans are practically braindead with how oblivious they are
>Completely robbed of a better sequel ideas like the world finding out toys are actually alive besides Sid.
ok, for a second i thought TS4 had some real problems I overlooked.
Those are real problem.
They spent 3 whole films about how important friendship is, and Woody just abandons his friends he has had for 12-20 years to be with his Ex-Girlfriend and some token toys. They also made Buzz and Woody (especially Buzz) complete loser.
>TS3's entire ending about Andy passing Woody onto Bonnie is basically completely shat on with Bonnie completely forgetting about Woody and losing him
>Especially since Andy's family still lives locally to her and Andy is almost certainly going to find out Woody got lost
>Calling this not a real problem
you mean, just like what a real kid would do?
no, i dont see the problem
>the intended sentimentality of the scene can be retroactively ruined because "that's what a kid would do"
Toy Story already worked by not writing Andy realistically. As realistically half the toys would be broken.
>TS3's entire ending about Andy passing Woody onto Bonnie is basically completely shat on with Bonnie completely forgetting about Woody and losing him
TS4 was a whole lot of nothing but this was unironically a good thing. The Prospector was right all along. Kids eventually forget you and move on. Woody got a deserved wake up call since it's very unlikely a kid will ever keep him as long as Andy.
>Completely robbed of a better sequel ideas like the world finding out toys are actually alive besides Sid.
That's a pretty good idea. You could set it like Andy finds out his toys were alive all along and we follow him in reuniting with them or some shit.
Why people hate Cars so much?
It's classic Pixar
Because it was a shit movie?
Well yea, the first Cars is still awesome. It's just that the sequels sucked.
>Well yea, the first Cars is still awesome.
No it wasn't. It literally used up its only good joke in the first few minutes and then the rest of the movie is the most predictable tripe with ugly car characters.
>gets mad over a subjective opinion
Cope and seethe, Black person. I liked the movie.
I've fapped to the purple car from Cars 2 once
>Toy Story 4
>Good
We need to stop the zoomer menace
Brave deserves Mid Tier at least. Bugs life High Tier, drop TS4 to Mid Tier.
Brave is the most boring movie that Pixar has ever made.
Better than Good Dinosaur
Okay, I never watched that one, but Brave is still incredibly fricking boring. I should like it, the setting is nice, the main character is basically tailor made to be my waifu... but it's boring, it's so fricking boring.
Watch The Good Dinosaur
I hate what Disney did to Pixar as well, but Bug's Life, Coco, TS3, and Luca are objectively better than Inside Out.
I'd also put MU and Brave above IO but that's because of my personal taste.
>toy story 4
>high tier
frick off
Move TS4 to mid tier and Finding Dory to low tier and this is accurate.
Swap Luca with Inside Out.
cars 2 is high tier
Inside Out, Soul, Luca, Toy Story 4, and all of low tier belong in shit tier. A Bug's Life, Coco, and Toy Story 3 belong in Top Tier. There are only two tiers, good movies made by Pixar and literal trash.
>A Bug's Life
Just a shittier 7 Samurai
I wouldn't put any of the toy stories above high tier. Maybe 1 is high there but the other 3 are mid
You don't think 2 is better than 1? Really?
fix'd
>Everything made after [year] is bad with no exceptions
I hope this is bait but enough people express this exact opinion about vidya here for me to think it's not. To have Good Dinosaur & Cars 2 above anything is just a fricking lie.
Good Dinosaur & Cars 2 are watchable unlike any of the movies in the shit tier list
>Cars 2 in mid tier
Fricking god no.
>Toy Story 3, Inside Out and Motherfricking Coco
>Decline
Most of that list is correct, but those are some egregious errors.
How is Inside Out not decline?
Because it's good lol
???
>didn't even mention Monsters University
Well, frick you too.
Monsters U isn't very good. What are you on about?
Well I liked it, so cope and seethe, I'm defending it until the day I die. That said, I'm still pissed we'll never get a proper Monsters Inc. sequel.
Eh… to be fair, the way Monsters Inc. ended was a good way to wrap up the story, actually getting to see Sully and Boo reunite would undermine their farewell at the end before the door is rebuilt, besides, I wouldn’t trust modern Pixar to make a sequel that doesn’t take a massive diarrhea dump on the previous movie, we already saw we were better off not having an Incredibles sequel. Either way, the Monsters at Work show is decent enough and it continues the story, and it’s surprisingly not pozzed (so far)
It had a good ending, even if it was a wholly unnecessary movie.
People give MU too much shit because it isn't a masterpiece like Monsters Inc. which was impossible to achieve in the first place
Still far better of an additional movie than Incredibles 2. Now that was a whole lotta nothing! but to be fair, Pixar told everyone that Incredible 2 would be shit in the first place because they literally had no ideas for it.
I thought that Soul was really good.
I thought Luca was pretty good considering their track record.
I didn't really like Incredibles. It felt like it was expecting me to care about the characters but never actually gave me a reason to.
goth girl was cute
>brave
I oftrn forget that that was made by pixar
>Out of all these movies, I only watched The Good Dinosaur at the cinema
Thanks, dad.
>Luca
I swear that movie popped into existence all of a sudden and absolutely no one cared, I hadn't heard about it at all until my family was watching at home one day.
Cars was when the decline really started.
Ratatouille was the last Pixar movie I'd call nearly perfect, as for a strange of a concept it was.
Wall-E was just about looking at the technology they had by then, as okay as it was you can't say it was good on the same breath as Good Dinosaur was good, they are both just tech shocases.
Up and TS3 were alright too, but yeah, the decline to generic flicks just to get people to watch their shit really started a bit sooner, by Cars 2/MU it was clear they were going their way to Disney direct to DVD shit with doing loq quality sequels rather than anything good.
Brave and Coco are just full on pandering, after Coco every single movie is just pandering to minorities or whatever.
inb4 go back2pol, im a fricking mexican, and I can tell Coco was just an awful attempt to pander to us, no doubt whatever gay shit onward or soul are, are pretty much the same
nothing worse than a self-hating mexican
>dislikes being pandered to by mentally ill leftoids
>must be self-hating
>dislikes calaveras, bright colors, lucha, and guitars for being "stereotypical"
latinx over here
I'm a fat smelly Mexican and the only thing I hate in that post is "latinx".
I'm not him nor mexican but I can see why mexicans would dislike white liberal americans making flamboyant stereotypical movies like that. It's cringy pandering and typically makes non-mexicans who aren't libtards see it and think "this is fricking gay".
>nor mexican
Then your opinion doesn't matter
The point I'm trying to make is that self-aware mexicans would realize that libtards making cringe stereotypical mexican movies makes people dislike mexicans. Don't need to be a mexican to understand that.
>makes people dislike mexicans
>implying
It actually increased turism and interest in the culture. Disney made a better ad than the dumb goverment tourism department.
>b-b-but the muts!!!!
Am I supposed to give a frick? You mutts are already mega racist as is. A little more sprikled on top is irrelevant.
Coco literally increased interest in Mexican culture for a time. Stop getting offended for other people, gringo.
Not getting offended bud, I'm telling you my perspective (the movie made me dislike mexicans) and also I'm saying the perspective of the mexican who disliked it makes sense because of that.
>the mexican who disliked it
Daily reminder that gringos with mexican parents are not mexicans and their shit opinions are always completely detached with actual mexicans from mexico's opinions
>the movie made me dislike mexicans
Not him, but I'm genuinely interested in what Coco did to you. Was it the spooky skeletons?
>make people dislike mexicans
>Coco received critical acclaim and was well received
what did the white woman mean by this
Almost every pozzed movie/TV show by disney or pixar is "critically acclaimed" and "well received", that means nothing moron
>as a non-mexican allow me to be offended on your behalf
You're just as bad as the people you're complaining about.
I'm mexican born, raised and living in mexico for my entire life literally everybody loved the movie.
Most people even went with their moms and grandmas to see it because of how nice it was.
>I'm not him nor mexican but
>full blooded Mexican
Does that even mean anything?
I'd imagine it would mean you're dna is purely that of the indigenous groups of Mexico (i.e. Aztecs). Do they even exist anymore?
>latinx
i know you are just a moron/pretending to be, but i don't get if they want to pander to us that badly they don't just use "latino" or "latina" or some bullshit like that, hell just hispanic.
I live in a city just like any American city, just that instead of everyone being either white or a black/mutt 90% of the people are just mutts, but still there is slightly less crime since there is no blacks.
Yeah, the generic latin guy that can't do nothing but break into talking spanish sporadically for no reason, or is a cartel member/has death as a religion is fricking moronic, there is unrionically only about 200 years of history since the battle where we beat moronic frogs, and less than 50 years since glow Black folk gave the cartels power, pic related.
Compare that to the 2000+ year history that the native civilizations have here plus 300 years of constant change after the Spanish arrived.
Unironically Sonic is one of the best interpretion of the native Americans. El Tigre was also fun.
I see that image posted around a lot but I feel like there's no irl example of that.
El Tigre
Nu-PPG
Mexicans making stuff about Mexico gives you stuff like El Tigre & Guacamelee.
Book of Life was pretty good
The creator's also shut down those gays on Twitter who b***h about muh appropriation too
I don't understand. How do Mexicans appropriate Mexican culture?
Huh, he also did El Tigre
Based Mexicans love sharing their culture and shitting on leftoid israelites trying to attack them over it.
By making fun of it.
My guess is that they saw 4 non-Mexican actors in it and took it at face value, rather than doing research.
On the left is any American thing pandering to mexicans, shit like Coco, Book of Life, or to just show their idea of mexican characters pretty much this here: https://hiplatina.com/latinx-indigenous-cartoons/
Anything on the right is mosly made by Mexicans, or hell Japs nail this pretty good, fighting games have good mexican characters, or DMC/RE4/Dead Rising have good hispanic characters as well. I can't think of a single show/movie made by ~~*hollywood*~~ that didn't tried to just pander to gays. El Tigre doesn't count, since it was literally made by mexicans.
why the frick would someone, speaking in X language, suddenly insert a word on Y language. Just think of fake weebs inserting random japanese words to a sentence, it's moronic, and clearly just pandering.
Literally who? If it's not Cantinflas, Chespirito or Chabelo I don't know any other comedians. Stand up "comedians" can go and die in a hole.
>American thing pandering to mexicans
>Book of Life
Do some basic research dude
>Book of Life was made by the same guy who did El Tigre
Huh, it looked generic on the surface level. Maybe I'd give it a watch but it seems to go too deep into "muh day of the death" shit, so I never gave it a try.
>it seems to go too deep into "muh day of the death" shit
Yeah how dare he enjoy tradition. The nerve of that white SJW leftist nu-beta male latte-chugging woke pozzed cuck, am I right?
>Maybe I'd give it a watch but it seems to go too deep into "muh day of the death" shit
I swear, you gays look for anything to get butthurt about.
https://www.cartoonbrew.com/award-season-focus/jorge-gutierrez-on-the-book-of-life-and-bringing-mexico-to-hollywood-107509.html
Dude wouldn't even let his team go to Mexico for research since he felt it would give too much of a tourist perspective on the country's traditions
>American thing pandering to mexicans, shit like Book of Life
>El Tigre doesn't count
Both were literally made by the same guy, you absolute fricking moron.
ironic considering chabelo wasn't born in mexico while paul was
You being born somewhere doesn't make you from that country though.
If I was born in japan and inmediately moved to the US and grew there, I can't call myself japanese if I don't know the language, customs or culture.
Chabelo literally grew up in mexico, your literal who didn't. And I'm serious, no one here in mexico has ever heard of that rando.
>Chabelo literally grew up in mexico
he literally didn't
He did.
See
And have a nice day, gringo
Latinx is whites trying to be inclusive and not trigger anyone like SJWs. But they trigger all hispanics with the stupid term anyway, even trannies.
>Latinx is whites trying to be inclusive and not trigger anyone like SJWs
No, it's straight up cultural imperialism, looking down on other cultures and thinking they need to be "educated" and "fixed" to be raised up to their level.
Latinx is not the preferred nomenclature. "Latine" please.vjj0h
Soul ironically has too much soul
It filters viewers with ADD and people who want a happy ending spelled out for them
Stereotypes are the best portrayal of Mexico.
Yeah but only if it's offensively funny stereotypes. Not in the gay libtard pandering kind of stereotypical.
>gay libtard pandering
Try replying to me using less buzzwords to make your point, /misc/.
>Not in the gay libtard pandering kind of stereotypical.
So not Coco?
Either Aztec/Mayan, this kind
, your luchador/boxer kind or just normal fricking people that can talk like normal fricking people instead of bringing up Mexico or Spanish for literally no reason would work.
I fricking cringe internally wherever I see a mexican/hispanic character just talking Spanish for no reason whatsoever in the middle of a sentence while talking with someone who clearly does not speaks Spanish.
Unless they are on Spain/Any Hispanic country on America, it makes no sense, I think Capcom did this good on their games, hell most Japanese companies did good on this.
In Mexico, people don't ever talk english between each other because they'd find it just weird, it would be the same I assume if they were in a country where they speak another language.
Randomly speaking on another language is literal pandering to the worst degree, the kind of "LOOK THIS CHARACTER IS A Hispanic HOLY SHIT OUR MOVIE IS SO INCLUSIVE" shit. Because if they are not just normal characters homosexuals and trannies wouldn't know of the diversity or whatever, so they need to say it out loud in their faces because of their mental deficiencies, rather than, you know, making them normal people that blend with the others just as you'd expect.
>I fricking cringe internally wherever I see a mexican/hispanic character just talking Spanish for no reason whatsoever in the middle of a sentence while talking with someone who clearly does not speaks Spanish
Good thing everyone in Coco speaks Spanish.
>a mexican/hispanic character just talking Spanish for no reason whatsoever in the middle of a sentence while talking with someone who clearly does not speaks Spanish
but that's a real thing a ton of people do
>Toy Story 3
>Monsters University
>Inside Out
>Coco
>Turning Red
>maybe Soul or Luca
I’d say these are the good ones post-Up. Considering that’s only a fraction of their movies from the past decade, definitely a clear downfall from them putting out masterpiece after masterpiece. Surprised this included Toy Story 3 in the decline, since it’s generally agreed to be a great movie even if some find it overrated.
Monsters University and Turning Red weren't awful but I'd hesitate to call them outright "good".
Inside Out was awful, and Turning Red, Soul, and Luca are just outright propaganda filth.
>Turning Red, Soul, and Luca are just outright propaganda filth.
But Ratatouille and WALL-E, aren't?
>ratatouille
>do what you like and don't give a frick at what people think
>WALL-E
>Literally fricking excercise and stop being a fat frick.
What the hell I love disney propaganda
>critics are le bad
>a good X can come from anywhere
>humanity is killing the planet
>we are doomed as a species
That is just the truth? I see no propaganda there
>anyone can cook
>the truth
lol
lmao even
But that is the truth.
The point was that you don't need to be professionally-trained to become a great cook.
>The point was that you don't need to be professionally-trained to become a great cook.
Is that why there was an entire montage dedicated to Remy learning from Colette? A professional cook?
Yeah because the one cooking is not him, but the literal sewer rat
Remy is the rat, moron.
>Remy didn't watch TV for years to learn how to cook
>Watching chefs on TV = being professionally trained
Anon, are you fricking with me?
Serious question.
This like saying someone watching Bon Appétit videos on youtube means they're professionally trained.
>Learning on the job from a colleague in the span of a few weeks is the same as spending 4 years at culinary school
Did you even watched the movie? The message is literally that not everybody can be a great cook, but a great cook can be anyone.
He didn't say everyone can cook, he said anyone can cook. It doesn't matter where you come from or what your background is, if you want to cook, you can
That's not propaganda, you fricking morons. Those are positive messages and truths.
WALL-E couldn't have been any less subtle with its blatant environmental horseshit and you still missed it.
>Turning Red,
>propaganda filth.
idk if I should be sad that I don't see this stuff or mad that I don't. Please explain.
I remember watching Promare with a friend and he had to explain to me he "Gay Undertones"
She charging people to see her panda form is equal to prostitution, or so I heard
Turning Red is a literal pedophile movie about a girl experiencing her first periods, and the entire thing has creepy fetish/sexualized undertones on top of a hideous art style.
IT'S ABOUT HOW PARENTAL PRESSURES AND EXPECTATIONS CAUSE EMOTIONS TO BE BOTTLED UP UNTIL THEY OVERFLOW AND CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE BUT OF COURSE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU SAW A FRICKING TWEET AND SPAT OUT SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION LIKE IT'S FRICKING GOSPEL INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE MOVIE
It's quite literally what the creator of the movie said it was about.
Stop lying.
It's the Chinese-Canadian writer/director (I forget which) self-inserting for an entire movie with a fantasy twist. It's literally just a fictionalized autobiography about a girl hitting puberty in 2002 while having an overbearing mom.
>the entire thing has creepy fetish/sexualized undertones
Where? The only thing I saw that would even fit is the whole panda pandering deal. Everything else is pretty clean.
here you go troony, you might not like his style though
for me that last really good movie was inside out and i dont know what happened to pixar afterwards but the quality noticeably decreased, nothing released after is on that inside out level, nothing. The only new movie i kinda enjoyed was luca...
Put Toy Story 3 in the Golden Age, and then you're correct. The only ok movie after that was Coco and it was clearly a fluke as everything else in the past 12 years has been outright bad.
Nah, TS3 is shit, Buzz literally have no role in it other than being stupid.
Coco and Cars 2 are great.
I still can't believe there are dumb homosexuals that don't think Cars 2 is one of the best Pixar movies ever made.
You meant Cars 3 right
Cars 2 isn't even a good spy flick
You shut your goddamn prostitute mouth. Cars 2 is better than Cars 1 and I haven't even seen Cars 3. Cars 2 is better than any Pixar film has any right to be, right up there with the original Incredibles.
>Cars 2
>people getting murdered left and right, relationship drama and a redneck spin on the "bumbling spy" trope
>Cars 1 and 3
>"hahaha car go vrrrrrr"
>people getting murdered left and right
Ironically you need to rewatch Cars 2 because only one car gets killed.
It was an exaggeration but I could have sworn someone got blown up at one point.
cars 3 was feminist shit
Soul looks like that one shitty grubhub ad with the dancing black guy
Soul was the most soullessly boring movie I've ever watched.
Not enough explosions and video game references for you?
I stopped watching Pixar at Finding Nemo
>Toy Story 3
>the decline
It was the last of the golden age, for sure.
>Cars
>Ratatouille
Those are not golden age films
Also toy story 3 and 4 are good you jaded homosexual
3 yes, 4 frick no
>ratatoullie
>not good
>toy story 3 and 4
>good
you're incredibly moronic
coco was their last good movie
It became soulless when Lasseter left.
After UP, only Inside Out and Coco were good and I’ve seen all of them up to To Story 4 which was insultingly bad.
Their humans designs became much worse after Incredibles.
Last pixar movie I watched was Brave
I literally only care about the hot cat. The rest of the movie should be left on the cutting room floor.
>hot cat
Frick off
Whoops. I meant cute cat.
You guys are fooling nobody.
Look at the horrendous face models, you think a kids gonna go out to see that? If they had just stuck with the toy look. It wouldve sold
>3D games killed sprites
>3D movie Toy Story killed western 2D animation
Why would i resub to plus when i have the game installed on my ps3 and can just emulate on pc
>Take beloved character
>Change his beloved voice actor
>Change his whole back story
>Shoe in PoC and Alphabet people
>Wonder why the white kids from the 90s that have kept your franchise afloat for 30 years don't care about your new movie
Huh, interesting, it's almost as if people like thing A but you gave them thing K, so they didn't buy it.
The voice actor thing is a non-issue outside of English speaking countries where it’s most likely dubbed in other languages, but a lot of those countries are more conservative than muttmerica and bongistan so that might explain why it bombed there too.
>>Buzz Lightyear PS1 game was ported to PS4 and PS5 to shill the latest movie
what is this schizo take?
The Toy Story 2 PS1 game had been available on the PSN store since the PS3 and PSP. Sony just threw it up on the PS4 and PS5 store to pad out their classics list.
He’s wrong in saying ported but it was definitely added to the new PS plus because the new movie was coming
Lets not play dumb
>don't release in major international markets
>underperform
>Steven israeliteniverse poster
>homosexual apologist
Doesn’t explain why it underperformed in the US, besides, movies like no way home and top gun did well despite not releasing in china
wow it's almost like if you release a good movie in domestic theaters people will go and see it, as opposed to releasing trash in chinese theaters and the insect people that live there will see anything
Frick man. i really wanted Buzz Lightyear being the next pixar movie space kino
Where did it all go so wrong?
Diversity hires, so when Lasseter was kicked out
Lasseter was kicked out? I thought he got promoted to be head of Disney Animation and bring that up to par with Pixar quality animation.
This. Wasn’t he fired for hugs too? Kek what a pathetic company
Their last gems were tangled and the princess and the frog afterwards all the rest of the movies they launched through this decade are nothing but trash
Kids liked Woody more than Buzz.
I don't care at all but let me get this straight
they set out to make a movie about Buzz Lightyear, cashing in on the name recognition of Buzz Lightyear
But set it in the metafictional universe where Buzz is a movie character and not the same Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story? The whole lovable oaf in denial thing doesn't work then, right?
But I saw they also didn't make it a parody of period sci-fi movies either, so it is only allegedly set in the metafictional universe, that's just marketing
So, it's just a space movie with a familiar face slapped on it? Why would people watch it?
>they also didn't make it a parody of period sci-fi movies either,
this is the baffleing part to me, its just a really boring contemporary sci fi, what was the point
PC version is better anyways https://archive.org/details/disney-pixar-toy-story-2-usa_202204
>literally can’t go one thread without PC Mormons chiming in
Kys
>NOOOO RESPECT MY CANCER PLATFORMS MEANT TO MILK THIRD WORLDERS AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!
Kys
>Why do normalgays hate Buzz?
all I ever wanted was comfy space exploration like TS2 intro. Not pic related
The cat is literally the only good thing in the movie.
>Le sarcastic quipping mascot
No.
>implying the movie wasn't just a trailer for the PS1 remake that is going to be announced
Toy Story 2 is one of the best tie-in games ever made.
MU2 was underrated
doesn't the movie have LGBT shit?
Man I just wanted an adaptation of pic related
That series was the shit
sex the red guy
Weird way to say cyan girl
Strange way to say Buzz... Nah I'm just kidding. I'm sure there are some that want him but not me.
>ywn see Planetina in glorious HD
>ywn see Warp Darkmatter in glorious HD
>ywn see EVIL EMPEROR Zurg
>ywn see NOS-4A2 in glorious HD
>ywn see Brains-In-A-Jar in glorious HD
>ywn see Evil Buzz in glorious HD
and the video game was absolute trash on ps1
>aliens
SOVL
Pixar refuses to acknowledge it.
A modern adaption would ruin it and you know it
Is the PS1 version the same as the N64 version? That's the one I played as a kid and loved it. If it is, I'm going to get it.
There's already a Lightyear movie, and it's the early-2000s DTV pilot for Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, which later turned into a TV series. That show kicked ass, and I'm standing my high ground til the end of time. NuLightyear is garbage.
>a kid's movie? let's put an interracial lesbian kiss
BRAVO DISNEY PIXAR
That's exactly the point though.
It's literally inverse hitler youth schools
>haha leftist gets so mad at everything
>WHAT!? TEO WOMEN KISSING IN A CHILDREN MOVIE??! THEY ARE GROOMING THEM
What's funny is these dorks then turn around and AWOOGA! 14 YEAR OLD BOY FRICKED A 40 YEAR OLD COUGAR?! WAY TO GO! but if it was a 14 year old girl getting fricked by a 40 year old man, it'd be creepy.
No standards too low for Conservative morons.
>14 years old boy FRICKED = consent
>14 year old girl GETTING FRICKED =/= consent
it's that easy
The movie flopped because people love Buzz, but the makers of the movie didn't.
Frick disney I hope KH4 flops
>baymax buying pads
ok what in fricking tarnation
he also helps a gay interracial couple hook up in another episode
yeah, he was fired and apparently went on to make his own animation studio with former Pixar talent called Skydance animation which is apparently working on a film right now called Luck which seems to have cute non-calarts beanmouth girls
Luck is the apple+ movie?
I remember seeing the trailer and thinking it didnt look great, but now I will try it.
>they turned Baymax into a troony/feminism mouthpiece
I’m scared about how pozzed the Zootopia show could end up being, Bogo and Clawhauser being confirmed as a gay couple would be the best case scenario as far as potential woke content that could be in it goes right now.
Oh frick I hadn't even considered the possibility that they'd pozz the Zootopia show. Oh shit Judy and Nick are both cops aren't they, frick it's doomed isn't it?
I'd be surprised if they are even making a show or another movie or if Disney is even going to allow the property to be touched at all, considering the current moronic climate and the first movie is literally
>Cop almost starts a race war
They announced a Zootopia show for Disney+ back in 2022 that is supposedly airing this year, but as far as I'm aware very little has been said about it.
>back in 2022
Duh, back in 2020 I mean.
>That Bogo and Clawhauser
Oooh yeah they're gonna be canon frickin in that show. Bogo likes em chunky apparently.
>BLM theme
>they quit the force
>Judy is a lesbian
Ah yes, buffalo lives matter.
It was over before it even began
We absolutely knew Clawhauser was gay from the start. I mean, come on. His mannerisms, and I think Byron outright said it at some point.
I doubt they'd make Bogo gay. He has a confirmed biological daughter.
In this sorts of episodic things, I don't think they'll turn established canon or heavily implied fanon on its head. They won't mess with the returning characters. If they want gay and trans or whatever else, they are literally thousands of animal species to choose from when making new characters to fit this molds.
Also Bucky and whatshisface are totally gay already. Tehy each had the same last name, lived together, and wore rings.
AND WHY TGHE FRICK DOES CAPTCHA KEEP EVOLVING, ARE THE MACHINES LEARNING
>NOOO THINK OF THE CHILDREN, THEY ARE GROOMING THEM!!! AAAHHH SAVE ME TRUMP
boomers and conservatards, so fragile
>people don't want their kids to be groomed lol so fragile
>*kills himself after being misgendered*
Not sure if you're false flagging or moronic, but you literally said that leftist want to lower age of consent to 14, so 40 year old groomers/pedos as yourself can groom 14 year old girls.
Meds
If it wasn’t for the shirt I would think that “guy” was a boyfriend buying pads for his girlfriend.
Clearly Disney thought the same when someone made a Male model since you absolutely could not tell it’s supposed to be a troony otherwise.
I believe he recommends them as "his favorite or ones he prefers to use"
Toy Story 2 is literally a 10/10 game.
Was the movie really that terrible?
It's another tired "white people BAD" shite as the villain of the movie turns out to be Buzz from the future trying to erase all these brave pocs, and the message of the movie is that Buzz should just give up and settle
Every time.
Where do these hack writers even come from, and where did all the old talent go?
>ported
Disney really thought people cared about buzz lightyear that much?
>minions destroyed a disney pixar movie
Hank is the best Pixar character since the early 2000s.
The entire concept around Lightyear made no fricking sense and was probably the big reason it flopped.
So it's about a real guy? Who encountered an alien overlord?
No wait it's about a movie?
So the light year toy is supposed to be based off of buzz from light year but Toy has absolutely no resemblance to the movie and character. Also the movie itself does not seem like a movie Andy would go see and then want a toy of in 1995, in fact it doesn’t seem like a movie from 95 at all
of course it doesn't seem like a movie from 1995, it's not a movie made by people who have the sensibilities they did back in 1995. it's impossible to make a movie in current year that feels like a movie from 1995.
It isn’t impossible, it just requires hiring people that aren’t hacks
Replaced for not being woke enough
I rewatched it right before Incredibles 2 came out and I didn’t think much of it. Funny you should say it expects you to care about the characters when, watching it as an adult, I got the feeling it felt like a movie adaptation/sequel/timeskip movie to a TV show that never existed, so it kinda continues those characters’ stories while also making many callbacks to things the viewers never got to see. If anything the Incredibles is the perfect movie to make a prequel series for
Woody is based on a cancelled puppet show from the 50s, so.... whatever.
Yeah, it's baffling. The moronic hack writer said the idea was that it was supposed to be "Andy's Star Wars", but no fricking kid would have liked Lightyear in the 90's, because no fricking kid likes it in 2022. There was already an explanation of who Buzz Lightyear was anyway with the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon. It was clearly meant to be the show the toy was based on in-universe and made infinitely more sense and had infinitely more appeal.
>Why do normalgays hate Buzz?
Are you moronic? Normalgays LOVE Buzz. That the thing in the right isn't Buzz, though, so of course it's going to flop.
I didn't even know there was a new toy story movie. What's it about?
ayo shiet muhfugga so you wuz saiyan we wuz toy storey n shiet? shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet bix nood cracka
Go Woke Go Broke
Returnal is the only game on this list that has any redeeming qualities and was fun to play.
that's coming to PC now right?
he unironically is built like how a fighter pilot is supposed to be built
No clue, probably. I don't pay attention to port shit as an idort.
I watched my buddy play it a little bit and I thought it looked pretty good, I hope it eventually does.
>idort vegan
no one cares you open all your holes to the cancer killing video games.
yes, it is.
>SJW GAMES/GAMES MADE BY SJW's THAT BOMBED
Many of those games were actually financially successful. Some even got sequels.
Guess going woke doesn't necessarily mean going broke.
>$200 million budget for a CGI movie
I thought CGI is less expensive to make compared to live action, why is this one cost a whopping $200 million? That's like the budget for a Tarantino movies.
I watched Turning Red yesterday. I don't get the hate. Same goes for Luca. I'll take more of that over Lightyear.
Turning Red just has an ugly artstyle. Looks like a grubhub commercial. I think all the other hate was overblown.
I dunno, I found it kind of charming. Reminded me of Klasky Csupo cartoons. The characters were fun and I liked the scenes with the family.
I literally never want to be a woman.
>Reminded me of Klasky Csupo cartoons.
Klasky Csupo in 3D is not a particularly good style, anon.
Turning Red's problem is hiring the Scott Pilgrim dude to an entire film in his art-style.
Hi, troony.
Turning Red is literally lesbian period fetishim and Luca is gay grooming.
>I watched Turning Red yesterday. I don't get the hate.
its an ugly shitty movie with obvious political pandering by the left forced on children.
The underlying message is really sublime, to the point of grasping at straw. The most prominent one is she charging people to see her panda form is similar to prostitution or OF girls
is the $200million just production or does it include advertisement ?
the rule with big movies is that the marketing is double the production cost of the movie
so that thing is still $440 million behind and the fact that it's already banned in several countries because the directors insisted the gay kiss stay in the movie I wouldn't be surprised if Disney just out right removes it so that it gets approved in China
You act like 200 million is anything to a company like Disney. They can just shit out a new marvel movie and make triple that back.
his point is not about Disney financial, but about the cost. Sure disney can afford to burn $200 million, but why the movie cost $200 millions? its a CGI movies not live action.
Of that 200 million, 90 million went to Chris Evans and 50 million went to Taika to keep them happy for future Marvel Milking.
Lightyeat isn't really Buzz.
Tim Allen isn't voicing him and the other complaints stacked on top means it was never going to be good.
Spoil me the plot of Lightyear, I'm reading the thread and I'm already disgusted with what I've learned so far.
Zurg is Buzz from the future.
And he survives at the end. That's pretty much it. People are making a huge stink over a pretty bland film just because gays have a scene.
Wait, wasn't Zurg Buzz' father?
The toys, I think. They make a reference to it by having Buzz mistake his older self for his father.
>Zurg is Buzz from the future
Please tell me you're joking
Come the frick on, Anon. You can find the scene on YouTube.
I don't care about the movie but I did enjoy the cartoon show and Zurg being Buzz from the future makes no fricking sense
I thought zurg was supposed to be his father?
Buzz and Toy Buzz aren't the same character
How does a toy have a father?
He was a star wars rip off even in the first movie "Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!"
—Buzz Lightyear, arguing with Woody
You. Are. A.
TOY
Previous media doesn't matter anymore. It was a dumb Star Wars reference that got replaced by our epic modern Disney twist. Please understand.
I always thought that was just a rather forced Star Wars joke
Non-canon
Isn't that the kids movie with black lesbians kissing because reasons?
>Why do normalgays hate Buzz?
Because it was an awful movie and Disney thought that the gay relationship will make people forget they personally helped lobby the don't say gay bill. If they're going to say miss me with that gay shit then so will the gays.
They should have released Turning Red as the movie and Lightyear as the stream bait. Feel like Turning Red could have done both while Lightyear wasn't for anyone.
>Reddit x Family
go back.
You lost Shitdow
Mad Redditor
I can't even tell what message this image is supposed to convey.
Forced meme
>turn around
>see your own ass crack
My eyes hurt from just trying.
Get a bigger ass.
>the legs are CGI
why?
buzlightyear is not a toy story movie
Actually is becau EVERYONE hates the twist, oldgays wanted the old star wars reference to be played straight and newbies didn't like the twist.
who the frick ased for a buzz lightyear movie that doesnt actually feature the character himself? Instead its the in movie movie character the toy is modeled off in universe. Its so fricking pants on head moron.
I didn't watch Toy Story 4
story is shit, but visually its beautiful
>but visually its beautiful
That ugly brown shit?
God no, you have absolute dogshit taste.
Yeah, that's the same thing I heard nonstop about the dumpster trash that was Frozen.
Because no one asked for that shit.
Nobody wanted Interstellar lite out of Lightyear. It was an interesting concept but came out quite boring and frankly kind of odd. Disregarding previous media so hard was also a bad move.
Looks like they must have seen that Playstation owners love movie games and misunderstood it as they like games based off movies, when it's actually games that want to be movies
Don't care, still watching Encanto again
Is Encanto good? I'm gonna pirate it
it's way better if you're latino but otherwise it's just really good yeah
Should I try the Spanish dub then? I'm gonna give it a go
Pretty sure he meant it's full with "inside jokes" only a latin person would get, not the language
>Spanish dub
what are you, king stupid of idiot island? no.
I mean it resonates more to latin american people whose families are a lot like the family in encanto, magic not included
By Spanish dub I mean Latin American Spanish
Mexican isn't a "race" either.
why hasnt disney managed to make a game as good as toy story 2 again?
Look at Disney's overall track record with videogames over the decades. They were never good at it.
They should have kept Disney Interactive Studios alive. Yeah, their games were decent at best but they were fun but I guess is way cheaper to make forgettable mobile trash.
There are only 2 races. Humanity and Redline.
I genuinely believe everyone working for Disney and Pixar nowadays should be killed. There is no greater evil in the world today than these scum.
>buzz lightyear cartoon had aliens as space rangers
>modern day reboot has Black folk, homosexuals and israelites
>all these gays defending Monsters University
The ten really good minutes near the end of a movie doesn't excuse I shit I sat through to get there
MU is LITERALLY the most generic college movie ever made and the only people who defend it probably self-inserted as Mike.
Extremely Goofy Movie was better.
While it was generic, it was nice to show that you don't even need a degree to get a good job. Granted, it was 1980s or so economy, but still.
>gog still doesn't have the TS2 game
Lame
isnt the movie full of gay shit and Black folk
surprise surprise people dont like gay Black folk
the gay kiss scene here was somewhere around 2 seconds and it happens in the background and was more of a peck
Disney originally removed the kiss when it was given to them but the animators complained that it went against their values
Imagine flopping because you didn't want to remove 2 lesbians kissing in the background for the Chinese/Arab versions
What is even the point of Pixar as anything other than an IP goldmine now that Disney can make non-dogshit CGI movies themselves
>What is even the point of Pixar as anything other than an IP goldmine now that Disney can make non-dogshit CGI movies themselves
The reason that Disney can make non-dogshit CGI movies "themselves" is because Pixar essentially absorbed the rest of their animation studio. The people who had been in charge of Pixar are now in charge of animation in general at Disney.
The Incredibles sucks
It should have just been called Mr. Incredible's Mid-Life Crisis & the family gets rushed development and scenes during the last half hour. Even dumber is the fact that the sequel does the exact same shit but with his wife
MINIONCHADS WE WON
>zoomer haircut
everytime
Zoomies are the only ones participating in this moronic "only REAL men consoom kids movies" shit.
>1 dude out of dozens
rent free
There are 3 just in the very first second alone
Gotta give them credit for committing to a bit
Minions are just a knock-off of Rabbids.
Zoomchads hold the power now. I kneel.
>YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR A SUIT TO A MOVIE
>THAT'S HECKIN' DISTURBING
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Wear nice clothed to flex white privilege
>Alt hand signs in unity
>Women participation toggled OFF
>Supporting a non approved movie.
I respect it.
That would be normal dressed if going out to theatres 80 year ago.
Suits really do bump a man's score by like 2 points.
Despicable Me 1, 2, and Minions were unironically good.
Illumination is worse than Pixar. Literally one good movie.
I liked the lorax when it came out, why does a lot of people say its poorly written?
It shits on the original book and made the Onceler a tween twink.
>in the book the Lorax understands the factory can't just close without having tons of people lose their jobs
>in the movie he tries to kill a kid
>film about protecting the environment and deforestation
>main protagonist rides a motorcycle everywhere, marketing up the ass for motor companies
>original was open ended, left you wondering if he would plant the seed or if people would slowly change or let the last tree die
>movie spoonfeeds you a happy ending, everything will be perfectly fine as said im this dance party before the credits
....because it was?
All right I never read the original so I guess you two have a point.
Mostly the ad campaigns that went against the message of the Lorax as a whole, and how generic it was as a film compared to the TV special, especially when the TV special was ambiguous regarding how nature heals.
Spiderverse was more urban than woke, are the Madea films woke?
>black guy/white girl relationship with Miles and Gwen
>female Doc Ock
>not following the woke trend
>incredibly bland, undeveloped, boring cast for the sake of further framing the Onceler's story that was totally unnecessary
>showing the trees actually growing back at the end weakens the message of the book by an incredible amount
>speaking of which, the MC is a simp who doesn't even seem to really care about the Onceler's message until near the very end of the movie
>not directly related, but putting out a movie like Lorax and then plastering his image all over consumer products like cars was utterly moronic and hilariously tone-deaf, was the first time I saw a ton of my normalgay friends be put off by the over-merchandising of a character way back when.
The original book is short with a simple message. Practically everything in the movie goes against that and it bloats the story with dumb shit like Minions fish and DUDE RADICAL GRANDMA.
Um excuse me they'll have TWO good movies once Mario is out
>DUDE BANANAS!
Lorax was never going to be good under them but I'm still pissed about the cut Onceler song compared to the final one.
You almost had a valid point but you HAD to throw in Minions didn't you?
idgi, why are they dressed like that? Why Despicable Me? THere's a new movie? Arent they supposed to be doing the Super Mario movie?
Other than the zoomer haircut, they do be looking classy and tidy. One of them surely scored some pussy that day.
>getting laid after the minions movie
quite the story to tell your children
And then your mom went BANANA
that looks fun
Isn't it more or less illegal to record video in a theater?
2 MINLION DOLLARS
>Why do normalgays hate Buzz?
They don't, they hate gays, and that's what Buzz Lightyear is synonymous with now.
>now
Buzz became a troony in the first movie. You guys turn a blind eye when it's convenient for your nostalgia.
Nah, everybody turned a blind eye because it was literally made as a joke, not as propaganda to indoctrinate kids
>literally depicted as a lunatic who almost "killed" himself
So like...are the people who make posts like this just falseflaggers trying to make SJW types look like morons or is it just some bad attempt at trolling?
He's being sarcastic you spastic.
Nah, I see those kinds of posts way too often for them to just be sarcasm, especially on Ganker.
YOU. ARE. A. S0|.
Pixar is a soulless, cash-grabbing shell of their former selves. Studio Fortiche and Sony Pictures animation are where its at now. Dreamworks is holding up okay as well.
Reminder the more shilled how woke it is, the more mid or trash the actual product will be regardless on how good the ~~*representation*~~ is.
Arcane was woke as frick and probably the best 3D animated thing since Spiderverse (which was also woke as frick.)
The difference is that their studios don't obnoxious flaunt and market the woke shit around like Disney does.
>see black woman
>turn 180
I'm just white. Not "normalgay".
It was never good.
Everyone likes the specific toy Buzz Lightyear that belonged to Andy. The toy was based on a real guy who wasn’t actually the Buzz we know but something something blah blah blah it isn’t the Buzz we know so we cares?
>movies can flop no problem
>Vidya is impossible to flop unless your completely moronic
Why are we such sheep bros?
Movies have more advertisement and celebrities to pay while games at most only get YouTube trailers.
They expected this to make $1 billion in the box office
now they can't even make their money back by showing it in China because of the lesbian kiss
sometimes China isn't so bad
>lesbian couple in finding dory
>now this
based bias you got there pixar
There was a lesbian couple in that movie?
it was a short ass scene but it got a buncho christian mothers upset.
>only Christians care about Disney pushing sexual propaganda on their kids
Ask me how I know you never leave the house or have any human interaction besides a basket weaving forum
I'm just mentioning what I saw in an article back when it released, I'm not even American bro.
China is an unfortunate necessary evil at this point.
Wait Lightyear only made that much? I'm surprised because I thought people would eat it up
It had nothing to do with Toy Story outside of sharing the name of Buzz and Zurg.
>can't show it in China
>lose a shitload of money
Does China even care about Toy Story? Isn't that kind of a dead franchise over there like Star Wars is?
Why not?
not shown: the billions of dollars from larry fink
Yeah, really amazing how people don’t want to take their kids to a movie made by a woke corporation that wants to groom them.
>groom them
>meanwhile Christcucks want raped children to carry their rape babies to full term and lower the age of consent
You're all disgusting hypocrites honestly.
>thinking Christians are the only people in the world that don’t want to rip babies limb from limb in the womb
Every single one of you are literal 14 year old NPCs that make the same exact argument and have no idea what you are talking about.
Best example of go woke go broke since if they removed the gay kiss they could probably make some money in China
>tfw Lightyear and Star Command Buzz aren't the same characters
Just make Lightyear an expansion of the Buzz universe and it won't be so mid.
It sucked
Toy Story 4 is a shit movie. Forky was only made so Disney could charge 20 dollars for something you can make out of trash.
The concept of toy story was original. People like the idea of Buzz being a toy that thinks he's the real character. Nobody actually cares about the "real character".
This
Literally no one asked for this movie. Same as no one asked for toy story 4.
>im an independent strong toy who needs no love
>the whole premise of the series is that toys need human love, even if it wont last forever.
>woody lives by this rule as its his main urge to be heroic even if it goes against all odds, or he makes a mistake.
>lol frick that lmao
TS4 was such a shit movie
>lost to Sonic 2
Pathetic
>Sonic 2 is going to lose to Minions
OHNONONO
>furry reddithog vs minions kino
it never stood a chance
Nobody hates Buzz. This just wasn't a buzz lightyear movie. This was an intersteller spinoff stylized by DeviantArt "gritty + realistic + space ranger"
We already had a Buzz Lightyear movie where he was the galaxy's greatest space cop and where he had to overcome not wanting to work with a partner. Not because he was an arrogant butthole (he was) but because he couldn't live with seeing another of his partners die horribly.
I love Toy Story and enjoyed the old Buzz Lightyear cartoon as a child. I was going to watch this movie at the cinema, but I instead chose not to, because I heard that it is woke trash more intend on promoting feminism, Black Lives Matter, and LGBTI2P+, rather than making an enjoyable Buzz Lightyear movie.
>Finally a Toy Story thread on Ganker
>Thread already hit bump limit and missed discussions on 3D animation movies
Damn
Recently rewatched the first two movies and thought talking about it on Ganker
its okay, anon, you can always discuss it on Ganker
I would say you could go to Ganker but I think we all know how awful modern Ganker is for discussion of anything outside of porn and shipping.