Fake words from games

>Nexus
>Dragoon
>Crucible
>Ethereal
>Citadel
They actually expect me to believe these words mean anything and they're not just inserting them randomly?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Origin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this most certainly is a real word

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        use it in a sentence

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to add an origin my smoothie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good morning, that's a nice origin.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wyverns aren't real

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pontiff
    What the frick

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nexus
    a connection or series of connections linking two or more things, or the central and most important point or place.
    >dragoon
    a mounted European infantryman of the 17th and 18th centuries armed with a firearm called by the same name, which came to English from French, and is derived from its semblance to a fire-breathing dragon when fired.
    >crucible
    a ceramic or metal container in which metals or other substances may be melted or subjected to very high temperatures.
    >ethereal
    extremely delicate and light. Diffuse, ghostly, mist-like.
    >citadel
    a fortress, typically on high ground, protecting or dominating a city.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be moronic anon. You made all of that up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job on navigating a search engine and ruining everyones fun nerd

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyones fun deserves to be ruined
        this shit is moronic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um actually dragoon is a guy with a spear that jumps really bigly, dumbass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. A dragoon is something you drag on.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, it's a dragon who spends a lot of time jacking off

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only you had just read some books instead of watching monecraft let's plays

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wizard
    good
    >warlock
    fine
    >arcanist
    ok that's enough
    >magus
    STOP
    >thaumaturge
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thaumaturge
      You really expect me to believe this?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Joe Rockcrusher
    >Paul Longstride
    >Bob Fireforger
    >Larry Greentoe
    >Garry Steelfist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gary steelfist sounds like a gay porn star.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rune
    >Mana

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lectern
      >obelisk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they aren't even a little.
        A lectern is the thing you stand at to give a speech/presentation. An obelisk is just a chunk of rock that's taller than it is wide with four sides that tapers. The Washington monument is an obelisk.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Both objects of worship
          Also learn to read the room.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For several years I have seen this image as Homer having long black hair.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paladin
    Not a real word, it's clearly just a knight with yellow magic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Historically they were Charlemagne's "honorable knights", but most of those historical paladins were literally just feudal clerks who were more concerned about taxes and quotas than about smiting enemies of the realm and God.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        even before that, they were personal retainers to the Roman Emperor who lived and worked in the imperial palace on Palatine Hill.
        including the palace guards, which is where the martial connotation comes from.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they were in aoe2. Confirmed real.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Megalixir

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gald instead of gold
    Yeah how about frick off.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reaver
    Let's be honest, someone misspelled raider or reaper or something once and we all just pretended it was correct

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Falx
    Yeah, okay Battousai the manslayer.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strafe
    nobody EVER used this word until FPS games

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >praetor
    >halfbreed
    >magister
    >orrery
    >scepter

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one-up
    >level up
    >dungeon (as something other than a place to imprison people)
    >mage
    >credits
    >save point
    >boss (as something other than the guy in charge at work)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were granted extra time on tests in school, huh?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arbalest
    >Apothecary
    >Draconic

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite overused fromslop meme word is "granted". Everything is "granted" or "grants" you something in these games. It's a fricking joke how every single item description or lore note talks about some guy granting another guy something before he dies.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >augh

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scion
    I don't remember no i before e except after c

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can some of you stupid mother frickers just try to read a book for once.
    Just take a brake from shitposting 15 minutes a day and read a book, anything. I beg you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read a 160k word harry potter fanfiction in 3 days a week ago, does that count?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take a brake from shitposting 15 minutes a day and read a book
      >take a brake
      You would do well to heed your own advice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've spent like 6 hours a day ERPing with an AI for the past week, is that good enough

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doug

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You better Doug faster anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dig Doug

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gaol
    u fricking wot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is pronounced the same as jail
      THEN WHAT'S THE FRICKING POINT, SLATTERY?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look out, that's no ordinary goblin! That's a HOBGOBLIN

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jackie Chan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i ain't gonna let you go youless, my homie

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Woman
    >Female
    Imagine if those were real bros, what a crazy world that would be. Imma go talk to my Body Type B partner and see if xe agrees.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if this is one giant shitpost and a bunch of anons are going along with it, or if we really are this far gone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You best start believing in Hell, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you anons

      stamina is such a videogamey word I don't know how anyone could ever use it with a straight face in a sentence that isn't about videogames

      >Thaumaturge
      You really expect me to believe this?

      I thought I was losing my mind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it’s a mix of both. Yes, we are currently living in hellish timeline anon.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker really is one of the lowest-IQ boards on the site huh

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Citadel
    anon

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >symbology

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stamina is such a videogamey word I don't know how anyone could ever use it with a straight face in a sentence that isn't about videogames

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike dexterity, agility, subterfuge, endurance, poise, durability and inventory.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spots you moron. How else are you going to say a boxer has ran out of juice?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no Jimmy it looks like his stamina bar is about to run out, this could be it for our champion
        Do boxers really?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know the preferred term from certain boxing commentators is "gas" and "getting gassed".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stamina gets thrown around with regards to sex all the fricking time, which is the basis for tons of words and phrases we use regularly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is ultimately about sex, except for sex. Sex is about control
        .

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start a new "campaign"? I'm not up for election! The only thing I'm running for is the door!

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fire emblem invented a norse myth which was later propagated by other games and shows like Smite and Symphogear, does that count?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roster
    >cooldown
    >lacrimosa
    >aether

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitches don't know about my requiem

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you must travel to Seraphim's Rest and usurp the celestial Daemon

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ludonarrative
    >cthonic

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now Entering [Lower Duodenum]

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What homosexual misspells master to maester and thought, "Yeah, that'll do it."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ja, follow the Jagermeister
      PUH-LEASE

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you could invest in words. The guy who had stocks in "transmogrification" would be insanely rich by now.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oubliette of melancholia

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gaol
    It's JAIL
    JAIL
    it's FRICKING JAIL
    GODDAMNIT it's pronounced JAIL

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brandistock
    >Kris
    >Fuscina
    >Cestus
    >Knout
    >Glaive
    >Hurlbat
    >Bardiche
    >Voulge
    >Tabar
    etc etc

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're perfectly cromulent words.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    blizzard really likes the word "bastion".

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cutscene
    This word makes no sense. I much prefer cinematic

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >machina
    It always makes me wince. Every single time.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boon

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not their fault you're illiterate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *they're

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        back in my day troling meant something

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jap uses old English or Latin words with very little understanding, incorrect understanding, or with a total disregard to what the words meant as they were simply picked because they sound "cool"
    Truly, this was the Neon Genesis of our Evangelions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anglos also do that tho

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until the Hawaiians/Maori come and beat in the Danish homosexuals' door.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Firmament
    KOJI STOP

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