Fantasy needs more busty women wearing semi-translucent outfits, nothing goes harder than getting the vague suggestion of what they're packing beneath the silks and silver.
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>packing
Like what? A penis? Homo.
Yes, a penis. Which they use to knock up big titled freckled barmaid, then skip town.
The only good thing to come out of MTG in the last 15 years.
>I need to coom while I game
>If I'm not thinking about sex during all my hobbies then what is the point?
I don't understand. I get all the sex I need from my wife, why would I bring it up when I'm adventuring with the boys?
Why do you need anything in your game? Why not just sit in a bare room and stare?
I go to games for adventure, not to try and tease my dingus.
Yeah but why do you neeeed that? You should just stop neeeeding things.
>Coomer being told he should stop bringing his sexual needs to the table
>HURRR BUT WE ALL NEED SOMETHING!
Then hire a hooker, you dingus, instead of imagining having sex.
myabe the gayest post of the week
My brain is destroyed by porn and I need to cum constantly. You should be more accommodating. Also, wouldn't it be funny if you invited your children to the session? Asking for a friend.
Like so?
I've accidently made myself sexual attracted to women in plate armor so I'd rather that.
Trust me, add in tentacles, you get the effect up 2 folds!
good point
Which traditional game are you discussing?
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Stop posting this. Fafhrd and the Mouse are too good for this homosexualry
Didn't the Gray Mouser have sex with a ratgirl?
Isn’t Gray Mouser’s daughter a ship’s prostitute?
Shit thread full of shit taste, the objectively correct choice is skintight chain/scale. Anything else is basically homosexuality.
You can need whatever makes you happy but "fantasy" doesn't need anything.
Define "fantasy".