>Fear not the psyker

>Fear not the psyker

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll stop fearing the psyker when their heads stop exploding into daemons

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wat do?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Activate meltanade and praise His Beneficence for the opportunity

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct answer.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >super chad fires his rocket into multiple wanton eldar women simultaneously
          A money shot you can't miss

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DANCE HUMIE
    DAAAANCE

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any mods improving pathfinding in dark crusade? Because sometimes in become sc1tier dragoon pathfinding.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    early ork counters tau so bad it's embarrassing

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Darktide is shit
    >SMarines 2 is looking pretty meh
    >the doomclone exists
    Why is this ip so cursed?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because GW wants to shill Marines and the Imperium despite them being some of the most mundane and boring aspects of the setting, especially by themselves.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, there is Rogue trader coming up this winter from Owlcat, if your type of tea is something turn based like bg3 then you'll probably like it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        RT looks like shit and a waste of licensing. They didn't even bother to get good xenos, just shitty Eldar.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streumon is probably working on another 40k game even if I wish for another E.Y.E

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their last 40k game sucked ass though
        I say this as an EYE enjoyer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler
        You can blame Focus Home for that. They are trying to position themselves as the defacto 40k vidya and AA publisher. E.Y.E easily has more potential than the same old spess marine wank that they are no doubt being forced into at baguette point.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    drive closer, hit with sword etc

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning
    I hate civilians

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Want to kiss elves

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There aren't nearly enough 40K games in general, but especially horror games. Imagine a game where you're a Guardsman or something getting chased through a hive city or space station by a Nightlords warband.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Night Lords are low class. GSC or Dark Eldar, or even outright Daemons would work better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get chased through hive
      >final scene is you getting cornered by a NL marine
      >he slowly reaches out and hugs you while whispering "no one will ever believe you" in your ear before he runs of

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      40k horror is not a good idea because you lose the unknown factor unless you bring in some OC, and if you do so you lose some of the fans. In normal horror games you don't really know what the limitations of the monster(s) are and what could come next, in 40k you just go "oh it's Nurgle demons, welp maggots and pus here we go".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The short story with the pig was a good little horror story, they work when there is no space marines involved.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >40k horror is not a good idea because you lose the unknown factor unless you bring in some OC, and if you do so you lose some of the fans.
        Astartes had something going with that tentaclerape monster near the end along with those spooky scary sketals in the desert. Just a shame that hes in the GW popcorn mines until further notice because corporate doesn't like getting dabbed on by a wildcard. One with a solo venture that managed to piss all over the last 20 something years of their own media in the space of 12 minutes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Precisely what I was talking about, this is the reason Astartes guy went with OC stuff, to bring back mystery. To be fair, GW has designated "weird shit zones" like Ghoul Stars where eldritch shit happens. But this is a bit undermined by Warp being a thing and working on almost scientific principles.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That Rogue Trader RPG is meant to be set around the Ghoul Stars. Time will tell if they actually do anything with it or its just Chaos again with a fresh lick of paint.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chaos being 85% Marines With Daddy Issues is a problem that'll never go away

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The closest you got was the original Firewarrior during those last few Chaos sections. You learn to fear the audio cues of a Word Bearer loading in before he ackbars you with a missile launcher. The Chaos sorcerers were pretty spooky too since the only real sound they made was the chain lightning and teleportation. The oneshotting Chaos portals blocking the doorways were another thing to contend with. Despite how cheap the game was it did manage to set a tone when jumping between the various environments.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd play this game, the hypothetical as presented would work. Toss in Dead Space type gory game over screens for sure.

      Just need to find an interesting goal besides "run" to fill in the gaps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's impossible to make a balance good enough to make the player character seem vulnerable, while also making the enemy threatening but not to the point where it should be installing the player from several miles away
      Something like Darktide in scale would be needed but cutting out everything stronger than a mutant and no longer having the players be Emprahs Special Little Boys with titanium inch thick plot armor

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a 40k expert, bu arent nurgle cultists fricking OP? Like just dying or turning into a zombie by being in the same room OP? Wouldnt genestealer cults be more manageable and believable as cannon fodder for regular humans and/or ogryns?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drop hints that the rejects are so strong because khorne's putting his finger on the scale to frick with nurgle
        >never explore further

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>drop hints that the rejects are so strong because khorne's putting his finger on the scale to frick with nurgle
          Besides the cheeky "SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE" line, any other examples?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That and the psyker voices all dabbling in capital-H Heresy
            You could also point out the toughness regeneration and how every class has some kind of perk or passive that regenerates toughness when you kill enemies

            It's extremely tenuous but it would at least add SOME flavor if true. As opposed to the current situation where the writer just didn't give a frick and didn't even try to make an excuse.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all dabbling in capital-H Heresy
              They've literally got The Big Man on speed dial, the frick are you talking about?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two of them talk about being fuel for the golden throne, and the crazy german one outright has multiple lines calling big E a "corpse on a throne"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first isn't heresy, that's just fact
                Isn't the second said by the guy who fricking talks with Him regularly?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The beloved turns out to be Khorne
              I can actually see that being a twist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine a game where you're a Guardsman
      No.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is that any one who cares about 40k will catch on super quick to anything

      >oh that guy had a third arm so it's genestealers
      >oh there screaming and wall writing about blood and skulls so it's khrone

      the only real way this would work is if your playing a fledging psyker who is getting fricked with by the warp ingeneral

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just make some shit up and let people guess what it is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitman freelance style vidya as a Lictor
      >base yourself out of a cozy cave as a temporary residence
      >Hivemind telepathically sends a list of high priority targets that you need to take out
      >using a combination of mechanics pulled from the AvP Predator and Alien campaigns to aid in the hunt. Camo, wall crawling, sucking the brains of your targets for info and a morale system for the AI to frick with
      >inter-factional warfare plays out between the Genestealer cults and the planetary defense forces as the fleet draws closer and the fighting grows more desperate
      >ultimate goal is to sow enough chaos to kneecap the defenses before the Hivefleet arrives then its a race to stow yourself away on a compromised ship as the planet gets nom'd

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you weak SORRY FOOL

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fear not the chudster

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS YOUR DOOM!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Beloved says you should be nicer to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, MY beloved says you can eat a pile of dicks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The psyker voices are the only thing DT did well
      >Psyker gets so fricking high on warp fumes that he starts seeing his own subtitles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like when femseer apologizes after accidentally laughing maniacally, nice lady

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, MY beloved says you can eat a pile of dicks

      What if the freak turns on us?!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heresy grows with idleness.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SQUAD BROKEN

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL SUFFER NO TRESPASS

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we shall no-no fear

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guilleman is a heretical homosexual and, may The Master of Mankind forgive me for uttering these words, a Xenos lover

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did necrons go from being nofun allowed robots to the teacher's pet army

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Silent King wants to be a real boy again. He left the Milky Way and only saw a universe full of Orks and Nids. Total Biological Death goes against the long term plans for bio-transference because being a skeleton in spess isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      without them being enslaved to ctan they overlap with admech a lot ie. gary stu factions of nerd power fantasies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people are tired of endless Imperium wank and Necrons are the only xenos army that don't have some kind of meme stigma against them
      >chaos are special snowflakes
      >nids are rape monsters
      >tau are the weeaboos
      >eldar are homosexual elves
      >dark eldar are homosexual elves
      >orkz are tainted by the same morons who made insufferable guard memes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >endless imperium wank
        Or the fact they get called Nazis and everything imperium is either gen x doomer wank with a tiny half life or cato sicarius self insert Mary Sue homosexualry with just as small of an ability to maintain an attention span.
        >wait, subtlety? In my 40k?
        The necrons will get just as much homosexualry heaped upon them before long. Up until they learn this lesson.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mat Ward's rework paved the way for the current "This character exists specifically to allow writers to put other faction's characters on ice so they have an out for when they back themselves into a corner"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what you mean by teacher pet army, but new Necrons at least have potential for stories and still retain their most essential parts of hateful death robots.
      Dynastic frickery and that blood feuds that span millennia are fun.
      Plus, they are the most human faction and they are one of the possible futures of humanity.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because egyptian terminators are cool as frick

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Dan Abnett references TS Eliot in one of his Black Library slop books episode

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond to this without sounding mad Imperiumbros?????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      with a wry, sarcastic Titan legio

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your people were enslaved by weird illuminatu freak with pheromones, the only free tau are under Farsight's command, b***h ass fish face

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    watching this piece of shit die in a duel never gets old

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill the mutant!
    >look inside Imperium
    >mutants

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's kind of like /misc/ being brown homos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A ratling or an ogryn is not the same as a ball of tentacles made by the warp

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's some real heretical shit you're talking there boyo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imperium will shit on mutants but turn a blind eye to literally ANY mutant that has any kind of usefulness.
        >Navigators
        >Ogryn
        >even just regular mutants. They'll keep them alive if they do manual labor and stay segregated
        Incoming heresy:
        >Astartes

        At a certain point the Imps gotta be honest with themselves and realize their lives revolve around mutants keeping them alive.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because abhumans don't have souls doesn't mean you can just throw the M word around willy nilly

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up you dirty mutie

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sah says I got tha biggest soul

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abhumans such as homos sapiens minimus, rotundus, gigantus and variatus etc etc are 100% sanctioned by His most Holy Administratum, are you claiming you know better than the Administratum? Cause if you are............

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your favourite Terminator pattern?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong image.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saturnine looks Kino

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Playing WoW once obligates me to the Saturnine armor.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gravis
        That's not terminator armor, that's imitation shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even imitation, just a mid-point. The new Terminator models flat out say Cawl can't improve on Terminator armor any more than what it already is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tartaros for me, but I like the Iron Hands gorgon pattern even more cause lol get fricked sleshies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cataphractii

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >file
      I have many questions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, anime can be so gay at times...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just Shaolin soccer.

        Wait until you see what a Zoanthrope looks like you'll be calling on behalf of Giger himself.

        I know. I unironically think Starcraft 1 Zerg designs are a much better swarm race concept. Nids are just "six appendages, sometimes atrophied, big mouth, maybe tentacles". I get why, you need to sell models, but Zerg really look like they were evolved for a specific role.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I don't remember Mario Strikers looking like that. What mod pack are you using?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong image.

      Saturnine because they're fricking adorable frick that Mk X one though it's too "cool" that it loops around to lame

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething about the imperium
    pure contrarianism tbqhwyf

    It's like complaining about humans in star wars.
    Like okay, I hear you, now stop being such a gay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Imperium is fine. It's Marinewank that's annoying as shit.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the most savage, warlike, brutal loyalist chapter
    >one of like 3 total space marine chapters in the entire setting that cares about civilians

    ?????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Despite saying the contrary, they're really, really, really sorry for the Burning of Prospero and Russ wanted to make sure it wouldn't happen again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking soulet abomination, you are only good for cleaning shit you digusting. Fricking. M. U. T. I. E.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saying stuff about Astartes means I'm a mutie
          Can someone burn this insane redemptionist please?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno he's making some good points
            Purging sounds like a decent time to be frank

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be one of the Emperor's chosen, Frank.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            YWNBAH

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still desire an Eldar game.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if it isnt peak efficiency, the Thunder Hammer in Darktide is too fun to stop using

    call me filthy heretic, but i prefer the thunder hammer BOOOM over the various chainsaw weapons

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combat knife is the best Zealot melee weapon anyways

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how about that new AoS game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be good
      Looks more DOW2 than 3, and I sank a great many hours into 2

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts on DOW Soulstorm Unification mod? been tyring out some different campaigns and it seems fricking kino

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hierophant bio-titan should make more appearances.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally xeno queen head

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that's just plates of the caparace.
        THIS has the Xenomorph queen crown.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the shape of mouth, like a smooth eyeless head with long needle teeth and ragged tissue around the jaws.

          Really find it incredible that 40k fans of all fanbases are sure everyone ripped off their setting.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, any true 40k will know that the setting is just a mish-mash of sci-fi and proud of that fact.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's the great part about creative inspiration first it starts off as a carbon copy and over time you can add more or just twist the whole thing entirely.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait until you see what a Zoanthrope looks like you'll be calling on behalf of Giger himself.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >create a fantasy society as a commentary on the evils of fascism and idol worship
    >add galactic threats that prey on humanity's virtues
    >fascism is now a logical defense against the cosmic monstrosities and their idol worship is unarguably the only reason they still exist
    what did GW mean by this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as a commentary on the evils of fascism and idol worship
      They saw Judge Dredd and thought "Hey what if we put that in space? Wouldn't that be rad?"

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I desire an Ork game were you are an ork boss and you control other orks like in pikimin or overlord.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oi desah a orky musou where i can slug gits all ova da place an crump on dey bodies while snaggin they base

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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