>female joins the guild

>female joins the guild

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone starts flirting with her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its over
      also its even funnier when a guild has one girl and another joins and takes all the attention away
      or when a really important member ends up "dating" the girl and becoming trash at the game

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join all female guild
    >they all hate each other

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ignore all women in video games

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst is when somehow a woman ends up leading your raid. Yes, this does happen and usually it's too late for you to do anything about it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had good female raid leaders. My last EQ2 guild, I alternated with a chick depending on whether I was tanking and leading or healing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember I joined a guild (in WoW) that had a female RL. First raid, we were doing some boss, and people kept dying to aggro on the pull. So the tank say something dumb like, wait 5 seconds. So I say "just taunt the boss on pull", which would make it impossible to lose aggro no matter how moronic he was since, at least back then (I dunno if it still does this), taunt both fixated and gave like a 400% threat boost to the taunter while the debuff was active.
        So then I get whispered by the RL going "please no negativity in raid". And it was decided that everyone needed to wait 5 seconds to do anything during the pull.

        All my experiences with women have been like this. They never improve things, at best they perpetuate stagnation. At worst they actively make things worse, out of misguided efforts to make everyone happy. Well, at the absolute worst they destroy the guilds with inane backstabbing drama, but I've only heard stories about that not witnessed it directly. We have plenty of drama without them anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taunt has a CD and it is customary to wait several seconds on initial pull so the tank can build threat. Private server and wrath babies don't do this.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally no downside to taunting on pull unless you're worried about taunt diminishing returns, it doesn't even have a GCD or a resource cost. it hasn't been "customary to wait several seconds on initial pull to let the tank build threat" outside of aoe situations since fricking vanilla and probably only then because people played like shit, wouldn't be surprised if they don't do this on classic servers. anyway, no wonder you think women don't make guilds worse if you're this stupid

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you already have aggro, taunt does nothing. taunt does not apply some "400% increased threat" thing unless maybe youre playing the most recent iteration of the game where it's hyper dumbed down I guess
              you sound like a woman with how you can't comprehend someone disagreeing with you in the slightest

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally no downside to taunting on pull unless you're worried about taunt diminishing returns, it doesn't even have a GCD or a resource cost. it hasn't been "customary to wait several seconds on initial pull to let the tank build threat" outside of aoe situations since fricking vanilla and probably only then because people played like shit, wouldn't be surprised if they don't do this on classic servers. anyway, no wonder you think women don't make guilds worse if you're this stupid

                Taunt has a CD and it is customary to wait several seconds on initial pull so the tank can build threat. Private server and wrath babies don't do this.

                I remember I joined a guild (in WoW) that had a female RL. First raid, we were doing some boss, and people kept dying to aggro on the pull. So the tank say something dumb like, wait 5 seconds. So I say "just taunt the boss on pull", which would make it impossible to lose aggro no matter how moronic he was since, at least back then (I dunno if it still does this), taunt both fixated and gave like a 400% threat boost to the taunter while the debuff was active.
                So then I get whispered by the RL going "please no negativity in raid". And it was decided that everyone needed to wait 5 seconds to do anything during the pull.

                All my experiences with women have been like this. They never improve things, at best they perpetuate stagnation. At worst they actively make things worse, out of misguided efforts to make everyone happy. Well, at the absolute worst they destroy the guilds with inane backstabbing drama, but I've only heard stories about that not witnessed it directly. We have plenty of drama without them anyway.

                Tank here, you don't want to use taunt ever on anything that isn't out of your reach in terms of aggro. Taunt is a "oh shit, I lost aggro" move to get it back. It will take whoever has the highest aggro, and you get on top of it for the duration while also increasing aggro caused by your moves.
                In a group of mobs, you want to use your moves and keep taunt as a backup for that one tard warlock that pulls it off.
                This was true in Vanilla and never changed mechanically.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >while also increasing aggro caused by your moves
                >This was true in Vanilla
                Wrong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you had an aggrometer, you could see how you would easily sunder armor causing higher% aggro than regular sunders.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's 1.12 taunt
                >patch notes
                >Vanilla WoW: on release, Taunt did not create extra aggro for the warrior, it only forced the mob to attack the warrior for 3 seconds.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, 1.12 is vanilla.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                1.12 is like last 10% of vanilla.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're wrong because i fricking said so!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you already have aggro, taunt does nothing
                literally wrong
                >taunt does not apply some "400% increased threat" thing
                it has had that for over a decade
                >you sound like a woman with how you can't comprehend someone disagreeing with you in the slightest
                shut the frick up. you're not disagreeing, you're wrong. I already told you how you're wrong before you even responded. if manufacturing fake disagreement over something that's only true inside your own head isn't the most womanly thing to do imaginable then you need more experience with women you ignorant fricking moron

                I won't even get into how your "disagreements" would be stupid even if you were right, if you can't even fricking understand this extremely simple argument then you sure as shit wouldn't grasp that one

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't use mic

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female joins voice chat
    >all the guys try to make their voices sound deeper

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Female joins guild
    >Entire thing fall apart due to drama
    Never let women into your place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female joins guild
      >plays like shit, runs off on her own, does whatever she wants and ignores any semblance of teamwork
      >everyone is too afraid to call her out on it
      >gentle suggestions get treated as vicious personal attacks
      >constant infighting over protecting m'lady
      >guild dissolves

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a mistake
    >"It's ok, it happens to all of us"
    >you make a mistake
    >"wtf man! have a nice day"

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave the guild
    Simple as

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The guild mommy gaslights, doxes, and bullies her into leaving.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all guy group
    >Everyone's talking to each other having a good time
    >1 girl joins
    >all guys only talk to the girl
    >Girl thinks this is normal
    >Be the one guy who wants to just talk to another guy
    >The girl interrupts

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female joins anything
    why do you guys invite foids to everything? I had this one friend who single handedly invited 4 foids to our discord chat. It wasn't even a server, it was just a groupchat that we had been using since 2016 to shitpost and talk while we played shit. This guy starts randomly adding people to it, and it turns out they were all b***hes that he met while playing r6 siege, and they were all dogshit at the game.
    PLEASE STOP INVITING WOMEN TO THINGS

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Join guild with a few mates
    >One of them introduces his e-gf to the guild
    >somehow she got into a relationship with one of the raid leaders and the guild leader at the same time
    >Guild turns to shit
    >We move on to another guild and ditch him
    >He comes crawling to the guild and begs us to give her a chance
    >Does the same shit again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow
      somehow the water was wet
      somehow the fire was hot
      somehow the darkie got shot
      somehow the jannie did it for free
      yeah, really puzzling

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he makes a thread about me joining the guild

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join guild discord
    >officers are talking about hormone replacement therapy

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl joins guild
    >shes shit at the game
    >moves up ranks anyway with social logistics
    >creates dichotomy of people who oppose her and people who simp for her
    >either guild master kicks her and half the guildies leave with her, or guild master starts "pruning" dissenters
    >either way guild destroyed
    if a girl joins your guild, start preparing to leave. simple as

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frogposter joins the guild

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female joins the guild/chat
    >goes above and beyond to feel like 'one of the boys'
    >shoehorns comments about genitals/sex whenever possible

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a lame post you abomated gayget and frick offs you very smart wiener loving gayget wiener sucker

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had this once when the guild leader promote her to 2nd in command. She started talking shit and arguing with other members and immediately like nearly a dozen people quit without saying a word. It was hiliarious.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron posting with moronic frog

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people who b***h about frogs usually have the biggest tranime folder

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to where you came from election tourist

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Election tourist website

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a stupid post you abomaated gayget and frick offs you very smart wridomgayget

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simps are almost as bad and pathetic as trannies

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crying about frogs is the new "reddit spacing". You're just outing yourselves as election tourists.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a friend

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about frogs
    >on Ganker

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play game with Wife
    >she isn't dogshit but hates talking to anyone else
    >she keeps getting g invites
    >we make our own 2 people guild
    >she just wants to be told what to do and how to do it for headpats
    >gets headpats

    That's how you do it...

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman...?
    >grrrrr....
    >WOMAN????
    >rip shirt off and start shitting
    >WOOOOOMANNN????
    >turn into pure energy and travel through the powerline
    >emerge into her house and start beating her to death
    >"AAHHH AWGH AAAHH WHERE DID YOU COME FROM OUGH AGH HELP, HELP SOMEONE H-!" CRUNCH
    >cave her skull in and burst it open
    >toss the brain matter all over myself
    >AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WOMMAAAAAAAANNNNN AAAAGGHHHHHHH
    >travel back to my house and sit back down
    >sorry guys I had to do something, can I go tank this time?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl joins group
    >that one guy who always nice suddenly starts acting like a colossal homosexual who starts making jokes at everyone's expense.
    I've always had to deal with a motherfricker like this in every group, inside or outside vidya. Joking about everything isn't going to make you more interesting, it's just going to make you look like a fricking clown.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girl joins group
      >the lax easy-go-lucky guy becomes a sensitive serious young man desperately trying to impress

      vomit.png

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be CHA build
      >cracking jokes, enjoying myself
      >make a girl laugh
      >the INTcel in the corner is passive-aggressive and butthurt for no reason

      Literally every single time

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys who enable them should also be kicked/avoided in any guild, if you're letting a woman wrap you around her finger and ruin shit for everyone else you're braindead and can't be trusted

    Worst fricking experience I've ever had in an mmo was a guild of 5+ years imploding because they invited a female nothing was wrong with it until the guild leader started getting horny over her and then she invited her "bf" out of nowhere one day who would spend all day trying to force her in to every conversations and posting shit in public with the "this is so us" type captions and pinging her, guild leader eventually leaked her erp logs with him in public to the bf then deleted everything, perfectly comfy and sane environment just completely ruined by 2 homosexuals showing off to an egirl

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guild is 40% female, tbh. If she's a dumb thot looking to cause trouble she'll get filtered by our hotter funnier bawds and leave in a femcel rage.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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