Fever dream the game. >game starts off with nothing but I am turok

Fever dream the game
>game starts off with nothing but I am turok
>just randomly put into the game to shoot dinosaurs and dudes with bombs and guns
>constantly teleporting over the place

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer is scared and confused when a game has gameplays and no 2-hour cinematic intro

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get randomly plopped into a game with no explanation or as to what is happening
      >implying this wouldn't confused pretty much about anyone
      >uhhh zoommieees zoomies
      take meds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The explanation is that it's a video game and you're there to kill dinosaurs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s going on? Are those blocks? Are those bricks? Is that a walking mushroom?? mushrooms can’t walk!! what’s going on?? I’m scared!! save me Druckmann!!!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendo bonus
          >no story

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most games in the 90's don't start with shit, you just play a video game and use your awareness to know what's going on, obviously you're fighting dinosaurs. what's so hard to understand?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most games don't start with shit
          >doom 1993
          >text lore dump before you even start the game

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            ??????
            The text lore dump happens AFTER you finish each episode.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he does not know

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its in the manual.
              Just like for Turok.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf is happening why am i a line hitting a ball against another line?! i need an explanation!!!! WHERE ARE THE 4 HOUR LORE DUMP VIDEO ESSAYS THIS IS LIKE LIMINAL HORROR AIEEEEEEE

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this wouldn't confused pretty much about anyone
        Third world. Second language. First in homosexualry.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          your mother. A prostitute

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            BLOODY BASTARD b***h

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              get new material
              it's been worn out for 5 years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                BLOODY FRICK YOU

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically you have a point, and a simple opening text crawl could have easily given just enough context as to who and where you are, but at the same time Turok1's story is so simple that it carries itself with the default assumption of
          >You are the hero, you fight the bad guys

          What's the name of the player at second base?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't confused
      t.zoomer

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was my wxperience with Turok Evolution on the xbox.
    >cutscenes never loaded
    >had no fricking idea what was happening or why im all of a sudden in a concentration camp and whats this now im in a city?
    >cheats were broken
    >that false marketing saying the game felt "alive" with insects and bugs and tress swaying in the wind
    I still enjoyed it at the time because its all i had turok wise on the xbox.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please God let nightdive remaster evolution

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please. One of the best FPSes on the Gamecube. Tried to play the PC port for the first time the other week after finding it on an abandonware repo. Literally unplayable.

        The weird reboot can frick all the way off though.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even though it sucks to develop I really love anthology stuff, just jump me around through time and space, sruff like Timesplitters and Crash Bandicoot. Really fun

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your name: John Turok
    Your mission: Total Dino Death

    Hope thats enough of an explanation to you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turok has actually a huge amount of backstory, lore and a pretty convoluted plot.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am turok
    Kino

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >W-why did that barrel just explode?
    >What was its motivation?
    >Am I going to lose relationship points with barrels and miss out on barrel romance?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the Ps3 remake

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you that's the way i like it.
    video games shouldn't have stories.
    voice actor shouldn't be a profession in the field of games.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell you to read the plot introduction in the instruction manual, but zoomers can't read anything but emojis.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instruction manual

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I is Turok, b***h.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's even the point here? Why blackwash a native american character? they seriously have no excuse here, they're making a minority into a Black for no reason at all, the white character to black logic doesn't apply here.
      They don't want minority representation, they want a black supremacy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black folk trying to steal something
        Why are you surprised

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to watch these two frick.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just randomly put into the game to shoot demons with guns and chainsaws
    >constantly teleporting over the place (Sometimes literally)
    Huh?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dw hapy life

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like when the dinosaurs

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn son

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