FF XIV Endwalker - wow is gonna get KILLED in 2 months. Holy shit.

Dang bruh, wow is gonna get fricking KILLED in 2 months. Holy shit.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, where can I get this game? I want to get a copy for my wife's boyfriend as well as her black son!

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you kill a corpse?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >healing magic doesn't hurt undead enemies
      Still mad they never implemented this.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      sch mains be like
      >oh shit, my mom is calling me

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So that's the new SCH gap closer.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoshida-sama why are you taking me out back behind the shed? I want to go back in and be with my friends DRK and BRD.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont get why people are saying drk and brd are in the shed, me being the most negative nancy on earth im actually pretty hopeful about drk especially if bloodweapon gets charges like ninja's bunshin.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            BRD really depends on how the longer songs work out, and what the frick the new buff is

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did they get rid of Sereph because the fairy turn into it during the trailer?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, they just didn't show it for whatever reason.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Raid finder
      >Mattering in NA

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick uses duty finder for Savage?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese. Their levels of social trust are high enough that they can queue up certain that everyone else queuing up has already learned and cleared the fight through party finder many times and can play their role in that fight well while also knowing all the pug strategies.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          So they still do PF learning parties like NA/EU does, but then use DF for farm parties? That actually seems pretty good. Would never work here because some people are bad and don't know it, and even more are angry about everything all the time (these usually belong to the first group).

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's precisely it. Japs will do an honest assessment of themselves and be very conscious of whether they're disappointing others so the people who need more practice will stick to party finder. Your average gaijin doesn't even think about that stuff, let alone care.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have a complex where I care WAY too much about what people think and I need to be perfect at everything and it fricking blows my mind when people are shit and are fine with it or just act lazy.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is a requirement for civilisation.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one uses raid finder

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 Endwalker has even less content than Shadowbringers b/c of covid lockdowns
    It's going to be mediocre, the same as literally every other MMO release that has happened in the past 2 years because of lack of productivity due to working from home
    If you think any differently then I cannot wait to laugh at you come November 23rd

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      the pre-cope is palpable, kek

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    WoW killed itself 8 years ago or whatever year we got WoD.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV needs to get a graphics update fricking soon, maybe even a character creation update as well. otherwise it's just gonna be another FFXII and die in silence

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have had 2 friends finish 5.0 in the last week and both of them hated the story of Shadowbringers, am I a fricking moron with shit tastes in stories that I liked the story of 5.0 because I am sure feeling like it.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No your friends have shit taste. Probably plebs who got filtered by the trolley.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        They said they both hate Ascian shit and find Shadowbringers a filler expac since they like Garlean and Stormblood a lot more and they both find Emet a pretty shit antagonist.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, they both have shit taste then, I'm not sure if I've ever found the garleans very interesting

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          your friends sound like homosexuals that watch "villain of the week" shows in their mid 20s

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              >one of them is extremely outspoken on how much he hates japanese writing.
              i don't necessarily blame him, but i wouldn't call emets story exactly "japanese"

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              don't know why you're surprised then, if they don't like story or jrpgs, they aren't going to appreciate ShB

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I shouldn't be surprised, they don't like literally anything I like, no anime or games or VNs or anything. Share almost no similar interests. Frick, one of these friends who hates ShB was a WoWgay until the lawsuit and absolutely refused to play XIV until then.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds to me like they went into it deciding they wouldn't like it, likely because you talked it up a bunch, and then when it wasn't the most mind blowing unbelievably amazing narrative ever conceived they were justified in that pre-determination.

              It's hard to like stuff other people tell you is amazing because you go into it with a different mindset then they did. For one, they don't even like JRPGs shit taste I dunno man, why would they like this one? Shadowbringers is amazing writing *for a jrpg*. But at the end of the day it's still just a video game.

              Another huge thing that makes it so good to it's longer term playerbase is they spent years in this world and it dropped mad lore bombs on them after all this time, so that alone is pretty hype and a lot of fun. Remember when that trailer dropped this place was losing it's shit. How long were they slaves to Hydalaen? Cause we were for like 4 years.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, 5.0 was an improvement over 4.0
      Aside from the Kugane portion of StB almost all of Ala Mhigo was just mediocre.

      Even as plot exposition devices, Emet and Elidibus made for better antagonists through ShB than the finale pump and dump they did with Zenos.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are extreme outliers and likely skipped cutscenes

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know for a fact they both watched all the cutscenes.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >noooooo you can't dislike ShB story, they have to be cutscenes skippers
        ShB is mediocre outside of the few Emet bits. He held up the story.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I avoided Ganker threads when SHB released until I finished it. Was worth it.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Monk still have position in next expansion?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but they're removing positionals for true strike and twin snakes for some reason.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people laughing about job changes when none are exciting or changing the shallow combat
    New Particles to stare while repeating your rotation is nice i guess?

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played XIV in like two weeks because of Wrath of the Righteous and Deltarune
    I guess MMO subscription games aren't for me. Would it be weird to stop when I finish Heavensward and look up a playthrough of the rest of the expansions?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the rush? If you want to play something else then do it, FF will still be there tomorrow. You're not even close to the endgame, so you don't have to worry about gearing and roulettes. Just play at your own pace.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only people I have seen who are obsessed with rushing are wowgays. Every wowgay I personally know who tried out XIV quit because they only care about max level endgame and it takes too long getting there/forced to do story despite skipping all cutscenes.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          OMG I knoowwwwww wowgays are just like, the woooorst you know? By the way, how thick is your dilator. I think mine is too big #justtroonythings

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good, those that stay are are even worse. Have you tried running world of darkness recently? It's a disaster.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still not fixed after five fricking days

    Wow is already dying.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's this

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.wowhead.com/quest=56764/brewfest-chowdown#comments

        You can't do this part of the event. It's bugged.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its ligma

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    how come i cannot join the bad guys? i wanna use dark magic or be like Sepheroth

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >join the bad guys
      are you talking about the empire or the ascians?
      because imperials can't use magic at all and the ascians are objectively the good guys

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The popular streamer guy already stopped playing it so people are going to forget it in a month

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing that the new expac comes out in 2 months then. Also asmon should be back on saturday.

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