FF16

IGN Japan released a 50 minute talk about FF16

The woman has cleared the game at 35 hours, the guy is 90% through the game
>It's a pure story game, gameplay in the first playthrough is a joke for anyone familiar with action games. Takes around 10-15 hours to get 3 eikon powers
>"the most fun I had with the game was the demo"
>Zones seem big at first glance but really are just linear lines, even when they aren't there's no reason to explore
>itemization and character building is a joke
>The sidequests are all around bad and the game would be better off without them
>Game spends so much time establishing side characters that the main ones fall behind
>Clive behaves like an autist
>The eikon battles are too long and should have been cut in half, absolutely no desire to replay them
>Game is too dark, even the weather is story locked so outdoor zones become dark too
>Graphics are pretty but the particle effects are so obnoxious they avoided using some moves because they made them unable to see the enemy
>Combat system isn't good, you just spam counter moves to break the stamina bar and then go full DPS. Parry has no reason to exist. That's every enemy and every boss in the game
>"It will probably take until FF19 for there to be a good FF action game"

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMO Devs
    MMO Quality

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are final fantasy games with gameplay?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the before times, the long long ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitting A on Fight over and over was peak soul. Or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what you do in this game, except now you get carpal tunnel from mashing the same button.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should already have carpal tunnel from mashing your tiny dick 3000 times a a day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFVI had a character named Sabin require remembering button inputs to use his abilities
      shit was neat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on who you ask.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe it. I'd need to full transcript in Japanese to think all of this is translated correctly. No way that Japanese people go that hard on shit posting. They're usually respectful and modest, while silently talking shit behind your back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's an entire article about it you can run through google translate http://yaraon-blog.com/archives/238353

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the amount of comments going "he's usually so demure and reserved" at the guy, everyone's so surprised he's ragging on this game so hard
        this is honestly incredible, never thought I'd see the day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"A game made for people that don't play video games"
        how will yoshidakeks ever recover, not even fricking IGN has their back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoship went out of his way to shit on the home audience, have you not been keeping track?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat system isn't good, you just spam counter moves to break the stamina bar and then go full DPS. Parry has no reason to exist. That's every enemy and every boss in the game
    That's the impression I got from playing the demo.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's actually true
    Holly fricking shit. How can iGN Japan even be allowed to shit on It like that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you noticed there seems to be a concerted effort to knock the game, mostly from western gaymen journos, but it IS ign after all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE ITS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST US

        Get a grip man. The game blows and it was clear from the day they started bending over for the west.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No Black folk = 6/10
          You really think this is natural?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, but "shit story = 6/10" is. FF16 is an embarrassing attempt at pandering to the Westerners by aping Game of Thrones and making it a braindead button masher without any depth, because that's what Westerners like amirite? It's no different than 15, and makes 14, with its more traditional FF feel look way better in comparison. The fact that some Western journos are b***hing about not having enough melanin does not make that game worth defending, no matter what your /misc/ instincts might tell you. It's just a mediocre movie game.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your other shitpost had more lines. What happened ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a shitpost if It's real, moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's been mistranslated on purpose for the sake of shitposting. And i think you're a gay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So maybe I am, what’s it to you?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't cotton to freaks round these parts. Scram weirdo.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshitpiss watching too much western media to make this garbage, if I wanted to watch shit like I would watch netflix and play horizon zero down

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This definitely looks like Original Netflix Series Ganker slop

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Game is too dark
    The official cope is that it's optimized for HDR. Just buy a better TV, lol!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really does feel like all the trappings of XIV somehow made it into this singleplayer game. Especially the lifeless and soulless environment design. FFXIV is a terrible MMO with meh gameplay thats elevated by its story, so if the story isn't great in 16 what's the reason to play? The action combat of DMC is better, the exploration of older FFs is better. Even one without a world map like FFXII has better zone design.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't see the hype for XIV as someone who played the whole of the free trial. It's just typical Final Fantasy shit mixed in with collecting 10 rabbit asses.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realm reborn falls for a bit of those but they improved and removed a lot of the bad quests. Though a FFXIV single player would honestly be a great idea. A spinoff taking place in Eorzea would be really cool.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based nips and shills can't deflect to muh Black folk cause nips hate them KEK

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don’t understand. Is this an rpg? A story game? Does it want to be an action game? What makes it stand out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this an rpg?
      No.
      >A story game?
      A bad one.
      >Does it want to be an action game?
      Yes, but it's a shit action game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong on all 3 counts.
        3 strikes you're out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What makes it stand out
      Nothing. It's bad at all those things you just said.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single game that makes Ganker seethe is kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Including Forspoken

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clive behaves like an autist
    Good.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a linear game
    even more linear than 13

    With a mmo UI

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except everyone who played it agrees it's a masterpiece. Name a game in even the past 5 years with both a better combat system and a better story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even have to look that far back, Diablo 4 is better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Except everyone who played it agrees it's a masterpiece.
      the two in the OP don't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't count.

        you don't even have to look that far back, Diablo 4 is better

        >Diablo 4 is better
        Yikes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      VIIR.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are all my fears about the game confirmed. Fricking pathetic. Has anyone even gotten to any truly challenging content in NG+ mode yet?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that hardcore legend Lulu Pencil?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you earliest expect me to believe you are fluent in Japanese and sat through a 50 minute ign review for a game you don't like on principle

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.rpgfan.com/review/final-fantasy-xvi/
    My boys at RPGFan already reviewed it. They've never failed me before.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's the best FF of all time. Doomposters btfo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read a couple paragraphs and that reviewer is 100% a XIV troony Yoshi cultist so opinion disregarded. Can we get some non biased reviews ffs

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think I care about the opinion of a woman? A bug woman at that?
    Don't get me wrong I don't care about FF but I wanted to absolutely stress the fact that the opinion of a bug woman is unimportant to me and most of the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the male criticizing it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I care even less for a bug man's opinion.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet you will play a game made by them. Kek shills

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >parry shouldn't exist
    They are exposed as shitters. Parrying absolutely destroys enemy posture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe they're saying Parry shouldn't exist for that very reason; it trivializes the game,

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game seemed to be custom made to piss off japan

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ffxvi gameplay is good!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has those dead abuse victim eyes. That's some attention to detail!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick? That's more button inputs than ffxv. He pressed all icon buttons there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >journalist mode
      >auto combo
      >regen
      >dodge assist
      nice try barry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >barry
        hahahahahhahah, the cultist schizo is still mind broken

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          go back to crying on twitter barry you paki

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >journalist mode, easy-mode rings
        the famitsu thread will be hilarious

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          his health regenerates during it. Looks like he is playing blindfolded in the final lower 10% of that enemy's health because every damage he gets is about a 5th of his health bar which will kill him when the enemy have 20% health

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese with openly negative criticism of someone else's work

    Fat frickin chance

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I read "Barry has no reason to exist"
    Motherfrickers, you did it. I immediately think about him whenever I get into a FF thread in this site

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but why they gave a good score?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lulu pencil KWAB
    Girl on the left is a self proclaimed japanese feminist and a failed wrestler

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry won
    he FRICKING WON

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