>FF16 didnt get a perfect 40

OH NO NO NO NO NO
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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOTK got a 40/40
    Better luck next time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not fair to compare to because it got the nintendo famitsu boost.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      famitsu is owned by nintendo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >famitsu is owned by nintendo
        They have zero stake in Famitsu.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game

      game confirmed trash

      RIP IN PISS YO SHIT PISS!

      >near perfect score
      >it's not a perfect score so it's trash

      These morons gave Skyrim a perfect score

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. Fantasy is best left to experts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ofcourse, Skyrim is the perfect videogame.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These morons gave Skyrim a perfect score
        as it should

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >These morons gave Skyrim a perfect score
        and that's the bare minimum they could give a game this good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In time it will drop you fricking moron score doesn’t mean shit it’s for corporations sucking each other off

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In time it will drop
        Wut, the Famitsu score doesn't drop anon.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    game confirmed trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >near perfect score
      >it's not a perfect score so it's trash

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if its a game i dont like yes. its a disaster

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given inflated scores in modern reviews it's probably ok. Especially as TotK is very bland rehash.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ff16 scored lower than a bland rehash
          fantasysters...its over...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Same score as XIII

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A 39 back then was more valuable, now it's like a 35.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Famitsu doesn't give a Japanese game 40/40, it's guaranteed to be shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They've only give 40/40 to 28 games. Elden Ring got 39/40

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Smash Bros Brawl is better than Elden Ring
            Based and true.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elden Ring wasn’t as innovative as totk, just admit it.
            t. ERgay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP IN PISS YO SHIT PISS!

      FF15: 38

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That game was also dogshit

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    RIP IN PISS YO SHIT PISS!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIIIgods, we can't stop winning.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember years ago when famitsu scores were such a big deal because people were always saying how harsh they review games.

    i dunno when but it seems like there was a point where they just started handing out high reviews left and right so people just stopped taking them seriously.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like every single video game magazine, 7th gen is when everyone started throwing 10/10s everywhere.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird, getting the 40/40 isn't so hard in Famitsu. Means the game will be around 85-92 in Metacritic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting the 40/40 isn't so hard in Famitsu
      Only 29 games got it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now name how many games got 39/40.

        Look at twitter, reddit, resetera, neogaf, whatever the frick. People have been prediction 90-97 score. People have been overhyping this game since it was announced.

        Realistically the game is probably getting a 87.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Street Fighter 6 is among those.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry suicide stream when?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did forspoken do on Famitsu?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        35/40

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fami is biggest paid shill in the world
            >how
            anon pls

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is way too high

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao and people take this shit magazine seriously?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lmao and people take this shit magazine seriously?

            Not really, Famitsu is basically japanese IGN. It's relevant because it's a big media outlet and the marketing teams care and no other reason. Basically you only see Famitsu scores being posted when it's for shitposting purposes.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one famitsu guy gave it a 9 instead of a 10 because of the gay romance

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    39 is better anyway, 40 is too perfect.

    We won, XVIchads!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won
    Tendies won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry is an abo, so he always loses by default

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    better luck next time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with this? or is that girl a guy or something?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's 2 guys kissing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s so gay it got banned in Saudi Arabia.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So it's barely gay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My dads can visit Saudi Arabia. So this game is gayer than my dads, officially.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s two men about to kiss. Dion and Terrance.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >or is that girl a guy or something?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, thats a guy
        FFtards were calling the kissing scene based, lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is that girl a guy
        it's a Final Fantasy game, so yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the left.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >huge battle going on and MC and his crew have been introduced
    >go from a sweet embrace between two characters to dragging it on as they pillow talk
    deserved - that was the worst time to drag out that kind of scene and I can't imagine it's been changed from the demo
    they did much better with the mom and dad scene since they were actually developing viewpoints through conversation throughout

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking over.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when's the metacritic score out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 5 hours

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait to see the fireworks of insanity that will ensue out of this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss the old internet so much.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The vindication I felt once I got 100/100.
      >The crowd showered you with 10,000 Gil.
      >Received Moonstone

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think thats bad just wait till western journos get their hands on it. Lack of diversity is gonna cost them alot of points.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has gaysex in it to satisfy the western journos but then again it has alot more straight sex in it with attractive women so it completely nullifies it from the western journo point of view.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that Sony didn't pay them off. Sorry turnbased tards.
    We're never going back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forspoken got a 35/40

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those "reviewers" are mmo troon yoshitpiss cultists who are media illiterate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, Forspoken deserved a way lower score.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's still to high of score lol, fricking biased morons

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget the fact that this game actually pulls a "lmao all of this never happened and was just a story in a book, yeah we're implying that in this fictional media everything that happened was fiction too... mindblowing right?"

    Square are hacks and everyone will eat it up because most people "journos included" won't play the game past the first half

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gonna post this in every ff16 thread several times forever?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it doesn't. It writing is so bad It makes this a legit possibility, but you can't draw a conclusion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >To be fair it doesn't. It writing is so bad It makes this a legit possibility
        Black person the ending is only just slightly ambiguous. everyone including you are just being weirdly moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's called not being biased. You can't draw a conclusion in any direction. It's funny though because It was dome well in xiv.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the devs are going to probably end up releasing a statement after too many americans complain about being confused over the ending i can just feel it.
            It's not even that complicated but somehow everyone here is both over and under thinking it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really look forward to you posting this moronic trash like 5 years later

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? FFXVI is really doing that? LMAO. That's so fricking bad. If real then TOTK GOATY confirmed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Heavensward didn't happen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon the ending shows that the events of the game were a retelling. heavensward did the same shit. that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    transBlack persontendies already seething
    based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >couldnt even beat TotK, a rehash of BotW
      >calls others trans when his game features some dude eating out alien manpussy
      lul
      The ABSOLUTE state

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elden Ring, RDR2: 39/40 on Famitsu
        >TOTK Metacritic: 95
        >Elden Ring Metacritic: 96
        >RDR2 Metacritic: 97

        have a nice day tendies LOL

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>TOTK Metacritic: 95
          Look again.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tendies cry and get a negative review removed from Metacritic
            >still ranks lower than Elden Ring, Skyrim, fricking Twilight Princess on highest scoring games of all time
            https://www.metacritic.com/browse/games/score/metascore/all/all/filtered
            ohnononono

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >snoy is this desperate that hes grasping onto games that can just tie with TOTK

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                elden ring scored higher without all the guaranteed 10/10's from all of these

                emailing metacritic to get lower scores removed while promoting reviews by Universo Nintendo, Nintendo Insider, My Nintendo News, Nintendo Life, Nintenduo, NintendoWorldReport etc
                seriously i'm not even making these names up.

                seethe

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NONNONONNONNONO NINTENDO GAMES GETTING HIGH SCORES DONT COUNT YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                cope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he forgot the part about metacritic allowing reviews from every single nintendo-only outlet
                >even with a literal "nintendo boost" tiktok still scores lower than elden ring

                it's literally over. zelda won't even win as many game of the year awards as elden ring.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >THOSE CRITICS DONT COUNT BECAUSE....... THEY JUST DONT!!!!!
                every playstation games gets to have every sony owned outlet submit reviews, but you never seethe and cry about those

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but sony
                every time. Elden ring is on 3 platforms.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                we're not talking about playstation games, we're talking about elden ring and TOTK, schizo.

                and yes, metacritic allowing playstation-only outlets for playstation exclusives is bullshit too. same with xbox.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but sony
                every time. Elden ring is on 3 platforms.

                and multiple outlets owned by sony submitted reviews for the game, why are those okay? why is not aggregated into a single "sony critic" review

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because its not a first party game, theyre not working for From Software to promote the game. I agree its bullshit if theyre reviewing the last of us or halo or some shit though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron, they do that for sony games

                i never said it was ok. i explicity said it wasn't ok. nobody brought up sony games except for YOU. are you illiterate or just moronic?

                weird how I've never once seen anyone try shit on the review score like this EXCEPT when its for a nintedo game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm sure there were plenty of people blasting the metascore for TLOU2 and God of War for this exact reason but keep being a schizo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron, they do that for sony games
                Yes and its wrong to do that, just like its wrong to have a proxy corporation owned by nintendo to give a 10/10 to a nintendo made game. But in Elden rings case this is not the case because its a multiplatform game by a third party developer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i never said it was ok. i explicity said it wasn't ok. nobody brought up sony games except for YOU. are you illiterate or just moronic?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zelda won't even win as many game of the year awards as elden ring
                This won't age well.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally won't because there's more competition this year. Elden Ring's only competition was Soi of War.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It literally won't because there's more competition this year
                TotK only real competition is Goyfield, which we don't even know if it will be good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's going to be plenty of publications giving GOTY to FF16, RE4, maybe even fricking Hi-Fi Rush. You're just thinking of TGA.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >RE4, maybe even fricking Hi-Fi Rush
                Oh yeah, I forgot about those games. And so did everyone else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't mean there won't be at least a handful of random outlets giving them GOTY. Literally nothing released last year which is why Elden Ring scooped up every award

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hi-Fi Rush
                Who? It's a 7/10

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk maybe these people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literal whos. It was 7/10 in Edge who don't over rate

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in Edge who don't over rate
                Edge always give a 10 to mainline Zelda games.
                It's really annoying.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they have their biases same as anybody but if you know the industry you know Famitsu, Edge have been relevant for decades and don't hand out perfect scores easily, if you combine them it's a better reading of what the industry thinks than totallycoolblog - 10/10, NME - 10/10

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're missing the original point.

                will totk win goty at TGA? probably yes
                will it win more awards than elden ring? probably no, because nothing else released last year, and there are several big games releasing this year

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >95
          Someone is not up to date, kek

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            genuinely, why did it go back up again? it keeps fluctuating. more reviews or did they change the weights for some reviews like transquisition's

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It has gotten new reviews since Jim brought it down to a 95. One review dropped yesterday actually

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are unironically pruning below-90 reviews while keeping Nintendo-only outlets (and their non-English alternatives) up

              It's pathetic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of the 5 negative reviews are still there Anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                emailing metacritic to get lower scores removed while promoting reviews by Universo Nintendo, Nintendo Insider, My Nintendo News, Nintendo Life, Nintenduo, NintendoWorldReport etc
                seriously i'm not even making these names up.

                None of the lower scores were removed also
                >while promoting reviews by Universo Nintendo, Nintendo Insider, My Nintendo News, Nintendo Life, Nintenduo, NintendoWorldReport etc
                Not only do they not get promoted if they were removed as a whole Nintendo's scores in general would go up because most of their reviews tend to be in the 70s.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >while promoting reviews by Universo Nintendo, Nintendo Insider, My Nintendo News, Nintendo Life, Nintenduo, NintendoWorldReport etc
                Stop gaslighting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And what is this supposed to prove other than the sites submit reviews?
                They aren't pushed to the top or given priority over other reviews you know.

                Also that's not how you use the term gaslighting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does this mean you're also going to complain about:
                Dualshockers
                MeuPlaystation
                PSU
                Pushsquare
                PlayStation lifestyle
                The Sixth Axis
                Darkstation
                LaPS4
                Playsense
                PSX extreme
                And PlayStation official Magainze UK?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then do it.
                No one ever brings up the amount of PlayStation based reviewers despite the fact that Sony has more of them than anyone else, not to mention their own official magazine is there to bolster the numbers when they need to.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here I am right now, calling out the bullshit of marketing outlets of sony, nintendo and xbox and I will continue to do so. They should all not be allowed to review games made by their parent company that owns them. Only independent outlets should be allowed to put out metacritic scores.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow so brave keep up the good fight sis

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling out the bullshit of marketing outlets of sony, nintendo and xbox
                Except you aren't doing that. You're whining because a handful of reviewers named their sites after Nintendo and have no real affiliation with them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Does this mean you're also going to complain about: list of sony marketeers
                >say yes it's bullshit on all sides
                >NOOO YOURE NOT DOING THAT

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                FIGHT DA POWA SIS

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >proceeds to justify why he isn't shitting on Sony instead of shitting on Sony like he claims he's doing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but think about what you're doing right now.
                You're in a thread about a review for a timed PS5 exclusive made by a company Sony has a small stake in

                But you're complaining about Nintendo.

                Now, if you were against paid reviews in general why would you bring up Nintendo out of the blue now?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but maybe because nintendo is the most recent case of paid reviews?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because nintendo is the most recent case of paid reviews?
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                Just because a game you don't like released doesn't mean they paid for reviews.
                And the most recent case by your logic would be FF16.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hmm... surely the nintendo biased and owned journos wouldn't be ''paid'' off right.... BUT SNOY SNOY DID CHUD!!!!!!!!!!! kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, Nintendo, the company known for being stingy to reviewers to the point where journalists take any opportunity they can get to shit on them, has paid for this single instance.
                Meanwhile Sony the company that has been caught paying/faking reviews in just about every sector are good boys.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're arguing with a moron who pretends snoys are not leftards.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                should have thought nintendo worshippers are /misc/ tards

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sony the company that has been caught paying/faking reviews in just about every sector
                Source?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pic taken a few mins before attacking

                >Does this mean you're also going to complain about: list of sony marketeers
                >say yes it's bullshit on all sides
                >NOOO YOURE NOT DOING THAT from behind

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ignore them those are goysloppers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                every single review site gives 5 free points to sony exclusives just because it's a sony exclusive

                site doesn't need PlayStation in the name at all. they'll give 5 points for free

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >genuinely, why did it go back up again?
              Metacritic kept adding reviews with perfect scores and nothing else just for the score to go back to 96 again.
              Pretty clear Zelda bias.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Strange that the score gets back up again months after it was out. You'd think Metacritic had policy on stopping any addition of reviews after certain time or something.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Months? Didn't it just come out in the middle of May?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              emailing metacritic to get lower scores removed while promoting reviews by Universo Nintendo, Nintendo Insider, My Nintendo News, Nintendo Life, Nintenduo, NintendoWorldReport etc
              seriously i'm not even making these names up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All the negative reviews are there. There have only ever been 5 mixed reviews. You may have a case for the User reviews but critics reviews have not changed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So thats where the nintendo bonus comes from?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair Sony and Xbox have their own affiliated journos but yeah, Nintendo have a lot more of those outlets than probably those other two platforms combined.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So thats where the nintendo bonus comes from?
                Yep

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                its always so funny and pathetic seeing tendies crawl out of their holes when their ''magnum opus'' DLC suddenly got their score back to 96 with pure and definitely transparent 100s ratings

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moron gives it a low review just to get attention
              >another real review comes out and score goes back up
              Thats basically it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TOTK Metacritic: 95

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very high score that shits on XV

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clear time is 30 to 40 hours for the main story, 70 hours for completionists.

    thought it would be longer tbqh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took Margrace about 50

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but I think the leaker was doing sidequest up until the second timeskip, I think

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't famitsu a fujo magazine?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's right, 13-2 is still better. Serah's game baby, yeah!

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thr reviewer that gave it a 9 instead of a 10 is homophobic

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people care about famitsu scores when skyward sword got a 40/40

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The 39/40 score XVI received is one of the highest scores Famitsu has awarded this year. This is one point higher than Final Fantasy XV, which was given a 38/40 back in 2016. Final Fantasy VII Remake received a 39/40 in April 2020, similar to XVI. This rating came from Issue 1803.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lower than SF 6

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Same score as a demake
      >Barely better than final homosexualry X/V/
      I've lost all hope...

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Last FF game to got a perfect score was Final Fantasy XIII-2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ff13 had a trilogy
      Yeah nice comparison reaper

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF13-2 is one of the best and most fun games I'ever played, it's there on top with Bloodborne, Warcraft 3, Chrono Trigger and Half-Life or MGS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking MOGged

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scored higher than 7, 6 and 15
    Kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to see barry's meltdown when he sees its higher than 15's score

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game will mog XV in the metascore.
    Barry's next move will be to tank the user score by sockpuppeting accounts. He will then post collages of the user score compared to XV. Screenshot this.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >16 didnt get a perfect score so its shit
    >15 scored LESS than 15 but its the best game ever

    My god the cope. Almost can't want for the embargo to lift tomorrow

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games that got 40/40 pre-07 inflation
    1985-1997 - Nothing
    1998 - Ocarina of Time (GOTY)
    1999 - SoulCalibur (GOTY)
    2000 - Vagrant Story
    2002 - Wind Waker
    2006 - Final Fantasy XII

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just proves that their review process is a meme. four people reviewing a game doesn't make any sense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      vagrant story did that well? I thought it was a good game when i played it on the ps1 back then but no one ever talks about it and my threads always go straight to the archive without any posts/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and I remember the fanbase constantly bringing that famitsu score up in old gamefaqs arguments to justify their reasoning why they thought it was the best rpg at the time

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your 39/40 game is bad.
    My 38/40 game is good.
    Simple as... I won't debate on it, it's my headcanon, my... final fantasy...

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect for me but idk if shes 40

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >officially worse than The Last of Us Part II
    Abbychads, we win

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/: "Frick game journalists, they are the worst cancer on the industry, gaming journalism is an irredeemable pile of shit"
    Ganker when a journalist outlet drops a review on their hyped up upcoming game: "BROS WE WON/OH NO NO NO XSISTERS WE LOST, MY GAME HAS 1 MORE POINT MORE THAN YOUR FAV GAME LOLOLOLOL NINTENDO/SNOY ON SUICIDE LMAO THINGCHADS WE FRICKING WON GOTY CONFIRMED"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Journo scores are only shitposting fuel. and shitposting and arguing about modern videogames unfortunately have become more fun than actually playing them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually:
      >game I hate gets bad review: OH NO NO NO XSISTERS?!?!
      >game I love gets bad review and/or game I hate gets good review: Paid shills/ game journos are cancer/ lmao ratings? who cares?
      >game I love gets good review: true based and redpilled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are capeshit homosexual morons mentally ill?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOSHIDA KNEELS TO GODRIYAMA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's right, 13-2 is still better. Serah's game baby, yeah!

      The smartest one in Farron family

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt get a perfect score because some moronic turn based Black person cryed over action combat lol.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOOMSISTERS WHO DO WE SIDE ON TRANSCORD PLZ RESPON?!?!?

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >study hard to become a game developer
    >work like a goddamn slave for years
    >your fate is at the hands of humanity students that are too bumb to take on high school math
    Holy frick lol

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do journogays really? did they even play the game? i can't imagine the mental state it took to write this with a straight face.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, and ff13 also got a 39/40 and it was dogshit.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worse than oblivion 2
    Pathetic

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you homies care about muh epic famitsu. These scores are no better than ign.
    Skyrim, gta5, ff12 the most boring ff game on the planet, windwaker an unfinished game, mgs4 a fricking movie, bayonetta a action where you spam one combo for the entire game and it reuses the first 3rd of the game several times, skyward sword, ff13-2 just lol, zelda totk an assest flip
    All got perfect scores.
    Its really obvious that most of these are given out during hype, or in fear moronic fans would riot if they didn’t get a le epic score which is exactly what ign does for a lot of shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course but tendies and doomposters have ran out of ammo so they're grasping at straws

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA 5 was a 10 in 2013, like GTA 4 and San Andreas it moved open world forwards. IGN has given out more than double the perfect scores

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's japanese so it's good. Simple as.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make rpg with western sensibilities in mind
    >surprised when Japs don’t like it
    Wow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >39/40 = didn't like
      Fricking moron

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Livestream.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clive, it's you!? You're the Final Fantasy?

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Famitsu has been shit for a long time.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will he like it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's been too much of a coward to criticise sony ever since they made him walk back his negative review of last of us 1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hate japan more then ww2 vets, i bet he call them zipperheads

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Muse, Mu Heroine...save us from this doomed world of cringe for we know not what we do...

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to read Famitsu in english, or to buy the magazine from Europe?

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDOG CHADS

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 10/10s, 1 9/10 (1 point was apparently dropped by that reviewer because it wasn't turn-based)

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder they give MGSV a perfect score because their boss was recreated in the game in his likeness

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you fricks care about review scores in the year of our lord 2023, the only thing that matters is how much money it make in the end

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's to fit our narratives.
      Game we like:
      >bad score: "AIEEEEE PAID SHILLS" or "Reviews le bad"
      >good score: "BASED TRUE AND RED PILLED"

      Game we hate:
      >Bad score: "OH NO NO NO XSISTERS? OUR GAME?"
      >Good score: "AIEEEEE PAID SHILLS" or "Reviews le bad"

      Simple as

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because sales shitposting is soulless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only thing that matters is how much I enjoyed it
      ftfy

      The only thing that matters for every single video game is what I think about it. Me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendies care when it suits them

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ponies getting the ropes out.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    88 score so far that ain't bad at all shitposting Black folk aside, thats pretty great after FFXV i mean.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Polygon
    >Worst of all, the plot is diametrically opposed to the gameplay: wooden where the gameplay is vibrant, rote where the gameplay is inventive. During some cutscenes I found myself falling asleep, the characters’ lines just sliding off my brain like water off a duck’s back. This isn’t to denigrate the voice actors, who are all doing their best with some very tired material

    oh no no no no no

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