FF7 Rebirth

>it's still MASH X to WIN
they learned nothing from Remake

screencap this, Rebirth will flop

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mashing x only served to build ATB Meter.

    Still better than the Hold O shit of FFXV

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the same with the chocobo stops too

      >hold X to lift up this fallen sign
      >CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE RESTORED THE CHOCOBO STOP!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really when there is shit to actually do in 7 Rebirth's world map.

      Unlike the empty world maps of 15 and Forspoken

      >It never was, and it still isn't
      are you sure about that?

      >menu is shown using other moves
      Hi Barry

      take your meds, I'm just a person that is angered by how boomer japs have ruined the FF7 remake franchise

      >optional easy mode options are on
      Hi Barry

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    maxing X would just repeatedly open the combat menu.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remake universally praised for it's mix of action combat and slowed time for ability/spell use
    >rebirth adding synergy attacks between all characters improving combat in general, plus more characters
    I think it will do fine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think it will do fine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexuals like you are either extremely disingenuous or played on easy mode

        hope that date is a pc release date that isn't epic game store

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch can't run it
        >no one on xbox would buy it
        the only thing that'd make a difference is if it also released on ps4.
        >but pc
        not really, pcgays are double dipping with ps5s already if they have money. it's third worlders that don't buy games anyway, especially after the recent steam changes, that don't. it's funny, Ganker is so excited for dd2 but most of them aren't even going to play it at release because of denuvo and then there's the system requirements on top of that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a console that sold well but has zero games
        >it's finally getting a game
        I held off on buying a PS5 until this game and am only waiting for a potential bundle

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk about a bundle but there is that twin pack going on.
          Maybe Sony will go full force in janurary for this game, probably.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will get that twin pack. It's the best deal possible. If they dont come up with a bundle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gonna stream it to ps4

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are turn based absolutists so moronic that they think anything vaguely action is no thought mashing especially compared to typical braindead jrpg numbers go up shit?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    remake's battles were actually pretty fun on hard mode. very far cry from mash x to win. the bosses will reck you if you don't do everything you can

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's still MASH X to WIN
    It never was, and it still isn't, Barry, no matter how hard you seethe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It never was, and it still isn't
      are you sure about that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it literally shows it switching to the moves shortcut menu every 2-3 seconds...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bold of you to think a Ganker anon wont be disingenuous. I would bet in him not even knowing how the combat system works.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like anons who post dmc videos just spamming ebony and ivory

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moving the goalposts
          >l-look it's not a mash attack game because you switch to other spells 10% of the time!!!
          lol, just admit its braindead gameplay for morons who want a moviegame

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            moving the goalpost is what you're doing though
            you said it was all mashing and then posted proof that it wasn't yourself and now you're saying "w-well it's got 90% mashing!"
            that's what you're doing

            btw, I fricking HATE VII:R , I'm this poster

            It won't flop because it gives homosexual posers and 'gamergirls' a shallow and easy moviegame with a simplified story and lobotomized characters, missing all the intrigue, mystery and nuance of the original, which they can consume and then claim "yeah I played FFVII".

            People's perception of the entire VII cast has shifted dramatically because of Remake and the terrible "people" it invited.
            It is a fricking disaster, you can't go a day on this board without seeing a picture of Cloud sucking dick.

            VII:R fricking sucks
            it doesn't even matter that the combat is technically well structured, because the enemies are garbage
            you get the stagger mechanic and can technically do all these combos, but then boss HP is so fricking low that you cannot possibly get even 1/4 of the way into a combo without killing it or triggering a phase change, it is the most aggravating shit ever how the game has to stop your fricking fight every 30 seconds to make you watch a cutscene

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's square thought

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care what the frick they do. FF7 World is top tier and I am down for anything in it. Except for shit like ever crisis. Was horrible.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna aerith and cloud synergy abilities all game

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't flop because it gives homosexual posers and 'gamergirls' a shallow and easy moviegame with a simplified story and lobotomized characters, missing all the intrigue, mystery and nuance of the original, which they can consume and then claim "yeah I played FFVII".

    People's perception of the entire VII cast has shifted dramatically because of Remake and the terrible "people" it invited.
    It is a fricking disaster, you can't go a day on this board without seeing a picture of Cloud sucking dick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It is a fricking disaster, you can't go a day on this board without seeing a picture of Cloud sucking dick.
      Telling a lot about yourself, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see actual gay profiles and not even them are like that. You're just a coomer who searches these things all the time.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moved over to this thread have you, you little troon ?
    Got tired of larping as Ella Balinskas personal futa wiener sleeve ?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds, I'm just a person that is angered by how boomer japs have ruined the FF7 remake franchise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ruined the FF7 remake franchise
        >FF7 remake franchise

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FF7 Remake
          >FF7 Remake Intergay
          >FF7 CRISIS CORE
          >FF7 REBIRTH
          yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FRICKING YOSHIP HIMSELF
        "rook guise the gameu puray itserfu"
        HOLY SHIT

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what Barry is not telling you is that clip is showcasing off the casual accessibility options.

          It's disingenuous as frick

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, but even without you're talking about an iframe-based action game without even a buffercombo that is focused on alternating the summons to keep up an MMO-like rotation for optimal damage
            watching final boss footage just to see the guy do the same rotation over and over and fire like 10 Bahamut blasts was sleep inducing
            You can make fun of Barry or whatever, but on a serious note the game really sucks. The atmosphere is just not there, the characters are amorphous, the world is really boring and drab.
            This is supposed to be Final Fantasy.

            It really fricks me up too because I'd been asking for a Vagrant Story sequel for years and then XVI came along which purported itself to be exactly that (Square doesn't have the full licensing to VS anymore), and then it turned out as just some Game of Thrones wannabe...GoT isn't even good, people just watched it for the porn.
            The main combat is spellsword stuff too, which is exactly my thing, I was so disappointed when it actually came out.
            It looked like it was made for me on the surface.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already ruined the story and there is no fixing that but even on Normal you can't mash X throughout the game. You are not even gonna get past the first boss. Mashing X doesn't even do much damage, that's only to build ATB. That's why you are a disingenuous frick.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't mash X throughout the game
          >but you have to mash X to build your ATB
          ok.. so you can't beat the game by JUST mashing X, but you can't beat it without mashing it either... got it..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's not Barry. it's the rarer but almost equally moronic turn-based purist.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go set the game on hard and mash X and see how far that will get you disingenuous frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      very far actually
      nothing's even remotely threatening until the hell house

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You die to scorpion

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You never played the game. What a sad homosexual OP is.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not OP and I even did the VR bosses on launch week.
          It's not a hard game.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            post hardmode clears then

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              you want me to dust off my PS4, see if VII:R is still installed, fire it up, get a picture with my phone, find this thread on my mobile browser and post it just for you?
              I think I'm just gonna call you a homosexual and you're gonna have to be happy with that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        record a webm of beating scorpion on hard with just regular attack and no other inputs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't set it to hard though, you need to beat it first

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth's sales will probably be even better than Remake's since Ganker is the only place you see hate on it.
    Everyone loved Remake when it released on PS4
    Everyone loved Remake when it came to PSN
    Everyone loved Remake when it came to EGS
    Everyone loved Remake when it came to Steam
    Everyone loved Remake when they could pirate it on PC (I don't approve of this tho)

    Add all these people together and that's millions of people who are going to be hype af to play Rebirth as soon as it comes out. I don't think SE are worried about two or three schizos on Ganker with nitpicks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember a single reviews outlet except IGN that didn't pan the ending and the time jannies.
      There's videos packed with comments about the "new direction" being bad.
      You're stuck in a bubble if you think everyone loved it.
      Not even the homies at Gamerant could pretend the last 2 hours weren't terrible. Those people will clap at anything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why people are only complaining about the ending. The time jannies ruin nearly every iconic scene in the game, they don't just start appearing in the final two hours.
        That's not even getting into how Remake is so tonally wrong and betrays the ethos of the original game. Hell, it fricks everything up in the very first dungeon by making the destruction of the Mako reactor a false-flag operation.
        Remake is shit from start to finish from a storytelling and artistic level. It is hollow. Anything good about it is purely mechanical.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for a few hours.
          Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

          For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
          Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats one hell of a coping mechanism

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Never seen an FF8 thread? They've been doing this shit for years. They'd rather believe there's a secret hidden kino story that can be unlocked by looking at the lore and ignoring the actual plot because they can't accept when the games have bad writing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a moron.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a moron.

          Criticisms: DISMISSED

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already upset at Clouds new punisher mode

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