>Pandering to Fujos
This literally only worked for a very brief period during the mid 2000s. Every single time they do this it fails. The only time I can think of where a series lasted a long run with Fujos is Supernatural. And let's be frank here that series was ass post season 1.
Nah. Cloud dies saving Aerith, who becomes possessed by Minerva, the spirit of the Planet (introduced as a superboss in Crisis Core) and then Zack From Another Dimension becomes the protagonist.
I fricking hate this so much. It's just awful. I hope it gets terrible reviews, but game journalists are awful people and will praise it for being subversive.
Zack is Nojima's self-insert. He never got over Nomura mogging him in OG FFVII.
He's basically Kasdan (co-writer for ESB, in the end he helped Disney kill SW and kill Luke (Lucas).
It has nothing to do with Nojima. Cloud's voice actor is getting kicked off everything, and in the shows he hasn't been kicked off of he's been banned from being in the credits and appearing for promo.
Just like how Noctis' VA was kicked from everything for cheating on LiSA, trying to kill himself, and exposing Aniplex corporate secrets to the woman he had an affair with that resulted in insider trading, Cloud's VA had three mistresses for 10 years while being married, lied to all of them the entire time, then got caught and one of the women tried to kill herself.
Also Zack's VA is married to Maaya Sakamoto and Shinn got redeemed in Gundam Seed Freedom and now has the most popular Gundam in Seed.
This is the most fricking moronic office politics I've seen since Kathleen Kennedy did literally anything. The japs have done some stupid shit because of VA's being moronic but this is a whole new level of bullshit. >Because Gundam
That's just moronic enough to be plausible because in the past 5 years the stupidest reasons have ended up being true that I am now inclined to believe the stupid reason more then the understandable one.
I thought japs were cool with cheating. Are they just tsundere about it and pitch a fit while everyone does it?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Cheating is frowned upon. But sleeping with prostitutes is fine for some reason. Apparently their reasoning is sleeping with prostitutes have no emotional connection. That makes it okay.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why would you want to frick someone you have no emotional connection to? There's no satisfaction in it, might as well jerk off at that point
4 months ago
Anonymous
Hedonism. Cumming feels good. Sexy lady increase orgasm feel. Simple as. Alternately their marriage wasn't loving so he got fake emotional highs from sex.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Fricking feels good. That's about it. I'm more surprised by your question to be honest. I disagree with the whole thing too, but at least understand why people are doing it. It's just masturbation with extra steps and you get to massage some women's tiddies
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's just an excuse they serve to their wives, the truth is that when they're inside a prostitute they love them just as much in that instant as they have ever loved their wives.
>Cloud's VA had three mistresses for 10 years while being married
From what I've heard about Japan's birthrate shouldn't this guy be crowned as a hero?
Sakurai is still in Demon Slayer
He's barely getting any new roles though, he has been pretty much replaced by Takeo Otsuka
Also Suzuken was also heavily criticized because he allegedly knew about everything since he and Sakurai are bffs
4 months ago
Anonymous
Suzuken will be fine he's got a major role in the new Conan movie
4 months ago
Anonymous
That shit didnt finish yet? Is still a fricking a child detective?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, they will keep milking it forever because Gosho is getting old and can only write like 8 canon arcs per year, and the movies are now the best selling blockbusters in Japan earning more than any foreign film
As for the story itself it's in the final stages, but I doubt it will wrap up anytime soon given the movies are making nearly 500 million USD from Asia alone
4 months ago
Anonymous
Surely you can finish the main story and make films that are sequel stories right?
4 months ago
Anonymous
If the movies are sequels he won't be a kid anymore which is the whole crux of the story
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJHAJAJHAHAHA fricking kill me, Crisis Core was a shit fricking game with some of the worst writing I've ever had the displeasure to sit through and Zac's shonen melodramatic overdone death scene made me want to puke in comparison to the original, frick every one in this studio if this is the game, Zac sucks Angeal wiener.
>Cloud dies saving Aerith, who becomes possessed by Minerva, the spirit of the Planet (introduced as a superboss in Crisis Core) and then Zack From Another Dimension becomes the protagonist.
Are you fricking serious?
Are you fricking serious?
I actually said this out loud in pure utter disbelief.
I just wanted FF7 in full 3D graphics and more real time combat. THAT IS IT. Why are we getting this idiotic fan fiction? Zack works because he's a tragic character. It cheapens everything to do this alt-universe shit where Zack comes back.
You need some tragedy and real consequences to care about these worlds. Seph kills a bunch of no-name townspeople, but he slices Tifa and hurts Zack. Zack is a good person, and the whole story of him bringing Cloud to Midgar only to be hunted down by Shinra is incredibly tragic.
Aerith is a good person, and she's cut down by Seph.
Biggs, Wedge, Jessi, were all good people and cut down by the Turks and Shinra.
Now it looks lik no one dies, and it's all multiverse hijinks. Who cares? This isn't the story I was invested in.
The original just does pacing and nuance so much better than this remake.
I agree. I'm still counting on them to fully ruin Barret too.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I agree. I'm still counting on them to fully ruin Barret too.
I'm fully expecting some nonsense with Dyne being saved after jumping, and then he's just "injured" so Barret has to take care of Marline for now. The trend is that NO ONE FRICKING DIES and it's so stupid. Imagine Square's take on The Illiad and Petroclus and Hector never die? Same shit.
>Seph kills a bunch of no-name townspeople
I have no idea why they did that instead of showing him killing Claudia.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I have no idea why they did that instead of showing him killing Claudia.
Cloud's mom? She's barely a character, Cloud didn't visit her, and he has no distinct memories of her during that visit. She just dies off screen. As a character she's kind of an after thought. If anything she's only there to be a big red flag that maybe Cloud's more messed up than we think.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Which is all why it would've made since to expand her character enough to show her being killed, since expanding upon OG is the main premise of the Remake trilogy
4 months ago
Anonymous
Since this is a nobody dies only good feefees remake why not have her be alive when they return to Nibelheim
It's not like anything matters anymore
4 months ago
Anonymous
It just makes the grudge feel more personal if we actually see him hurt someone Cloud cares about. We already see Sephiroth taunting Cloud about killing her in Remake and Cloud reacting with tard rage so I don't think it would have been much of a stretch to include something in Rebirth.
There are two kinds of reviews for Square games. >pre-release reviews written by journos who don't even play the games, they're just given an ironclad list of talking points and will be blacklisted if they don't follow the script >post-release reviews written by journos who played the first two hours and then shut the game off
It'll get a 90+ because the former group will give it a rubber-stamp pass on "the cover had FF7 on it and Square bought out half of our marketing slots," and the latter group will fall for the intro the same way they fell for 7R's intro.
>"Just finished Mythril Mines and on to Junon. >Pretty dissapointed so far. >Game starts in Kalm obviously (well, there is one scene with Zack and Aerith before that), between that and Midgar Zolom you have around 10-15 hours of side content which was not really interesting. You unlock towers, kill enemies under certain conditions, pick up materials and do bunch of Chadley stuff. I mean, at times it can be fun but it’s mostly uninteresting and boring. Reminded me of Horizon. >After that its Mythril Mines which were mostly locked to Barret and Red XIII exploration, again, OG very short sequence, here padded out and boring. A lot of "hold L2" sequences. I hated that in FF XVI. At the end you are greeted with Elena, Tseng and Rude cringy over the top scene and thats that. >Thats 15 hours of "work" for 1 story scene and now bunch of other stuff unlocked. I know it sounds strange complaining about side content and stuff to do but it feels slow, padded and uninteresting. I guess i could just skip all that stuff but i guess im hoping it gets better? >Technical stuff: >Pretty shocked here how bad it is. Graphics doesnt feel 4k, there is a lot of pop up and the game doesnt feel polished, doesnt flow. Character models look worse than Remake. I guess they made sacrifices for open world? >Performance mode looks horrid as you saw in demo, very blurry and almost unplayable. >Music, OG tunes are remixed nicely but there are so many versions, so many tracks, so many remixes, trap dub step etc variations its really hard to pick up on any tune." >So what the above tidbit basically tells me is the game is front loaded with distractions and "padding" just like Remake was before it. Sure the game will be 80 hours if you stop to smell ALL the roses but the quality of said content seems lacking. That was all they gave me before they disappeared. I'm not sure what happened to them but their account is suspended so I don't expect to hear from them again.
The combat is Ridiculously good, Square really should just use this system for all their games.
For KH they can just do this plus the usual air craziness.
>shortcuts visible >dodges repeatedly
I know you haven't actually played but try a little harder.
4 months ago
Anonymous
oh wow it's 2 buttons holy frick ff is saved
4 months ago
Anonymous
NO WAY!!
BETWEEN PRESSING 1 (ONE) ATTACK BUTTON HE ALSO DODGES?!!!!?
THAT'S TWO BUTTONS?! HOW COULD THEY DESIGN SUCH COMBAT SYSTEM
4 months ago
Anonymous
>implying that the troony coomers buying this shit even care about the gameplay
4 months ago
Anonymous
You can literally SEE him mindlessly spamming square button you frickwad lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
oh wow it's 2 buttons holy frick ff is saved
Get a job.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Kingdom Hearts 3, fricking Kingdom Hearts 3, required at least 3 buttons and managed to do more with it. This is beyond lazy to the point of Game Freakian levels of incompetence.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry I can't be paid to shill garbage like you sir
i better not see FF7 Demake fricking garbage combat in newest mainlines i swear
4 months ago
Anonymous
>selecting "attack" from a menu for 80 hours straight to beat the original FF7 🙂 >you can beat one random shitty flying enemy in the Remake by pressing the attack button 🙁
4 months ago
Anonymous
The original FFVII can comfortably be beaten in 30 hours, you moron.
The game didnt try to keep you playing forever doing mindless repetitive tasks.
You'd think the company that publishes action games like Kingdom Hearts and Nier would at least be able to make one competent in house action final fantasy game.
Even strangers of paradise they had to outsource.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They outsourced Kingdom Hearts? I thought that was in house this whole time but like it's own separate team.
4 months ago
Anonymous
KH is in house but I just put publishes thanks to Nier Automata being outsourced
4 months ago
Anonymous
They did that already, XVI was just as mediocre as automata though
people complained about XV combat but this is "FANTASTIC" and "INNOVATIVE" only because it has final fantasy 7 in title
XVI is actually more complex than this because it uses one extra button LOL
He probably means the anon who spoiled shit from the game that we now get real confirmation for. According to him Aerith tells Cloud in Gongaga that she still loves Zacks and that she misses him
I dont know if this is true or not, but in the JP rebirth trailer, Cloud does mention Zack's name. The ENG trailer removed it for some reason.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I doubt the Aerith loving Zack confession is in one of the trailers or else why would it be a leak in the first place?
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's not the point. The point is that Cloud acknowledges the existence of Zack, which gives more credence to the idea that Aerith talks to Cloud about him.
I can easily see this happening, even in Remake she obviously misses him and is on the verge of tears at the mere thought of him and has to brace herself to say his name.
https://www.reddit.com/user/PhillyRebirth/
Leaker is answering zack combat questions at this moment and confirming everything ff16 leaker darth was saying in real time.
Why the frick did this moron post this anything BUT anonymously? Anyways that's barely anything. We need ending spoilers and spoilers on Cid/Barret plotlines.
No on his Subreddit. NEVER give a single thread. They fricking doxxed that homosexual who posted a pro trump anti CNN meme from his Subreddit. You can't leave ANYTHING to chance.
Another leaker said Cid has less of a role in this game than Red did in Remake. >Number of chapters =/= screen time. 17 and 18 were pretty long chapters in Remake, not to say the ones in this aren't but Red was with the party for almost all that time and usable in battle. Also just because they're introduced earlier doesn't mean they're in all subsequent chapters or for most parts of them.
>Vincent has one side quest where he basically opens a door for you in Shinra Manor, sorry to disappoint. When he's with the party later on he hangs around in the background not saying much, or anything at all except when the plot requires his Turk background as a convenient waymarker for where to go next.
>Cid is basically the guy you call to fast travel on the Bronco from a phone booth at airstrips for a fee. Tags along for a bit later in some sections but isn't present for much of it or AI playable either.
Apparently Cid doesn't smoke or swear either. Seems like they dropped the ball on it. Leaker was shilling everything else, but he seemed disappointed with Cid.
Literally what is the point of his character then? He's just some nice guy you meet along the way? I was hoping to see his personality play off of Barret.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Literally what is the point of his character then?
This, but for the whole cast
4 months ago
Anonymous
He's bonding with the party so he has a reason to join them in part 3.
4 months ago
Anonymous
They're probably saving his and Vincent's story arc for Part3. Though I wonder, how're they going to start the story in part 3. Regrouping after Aerith gets stabbed, and then they head straight to Icicle Inn and then all the way to the crater? They still haven't covered Wutai mind you. Seems like a lot of shit to cover still. I have a feeling Cid's entire story will be tampered so much that it won't resemble how it was in OG. In this moronic political climate any potrayal of abuse is a no-no in media for some fricking moronic reason.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>>They're probably saving his and Vincent's story arc for Part3. Though I wonder, how're they going to start the story in part 3. Regrouping after Aerith gets stabbed, and then they head straight to Icicle Inn and then all the way to the crater?
The leaker who finished the game seemed to think game 3 will start at Rocket Town but refused to say why. The ending seems to be quite different than expected.
I think they combined City of the Ancients with the first visit to the crater.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah the game will likely end with Aerith dying, Cloud being lost to Mako, Meteor being summoned and the party getting caught by Shinra.
Then part 3 opens with them breaking out of Junon and Cid taking them to Rocket town.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah the game will likely end with Aerith dying
Literally confirmed that she survives to part 3
4 months ago
Anonymous
Darth already said that "leak" was false.
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's not a "leak", just me theorizing but ok
4 months ago
Anonymous
I still believe that Cloud dies saving her.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Zero chance of cloud dying
High chance of aeris not dying though
>Apparently Cid doesn't smoke or swear either.
Now that I think back, FF7 was one of the first games I played as a kid that had a lot of swearing. Cid especially was always calling something a piece of shit or telling someone they were pissing him off. Even M rated games like Resident Evil or whatever didn't have anything like that going on.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The only games I can think of that had cussing like it were Duke Nukem, GTA, and the Fallout games. It was amazing how much FFVII was able to get away with since the average M rated game usually only used damn, hell, or bastard in those days.
I always imagined him like Randy Quaid in Independence Day. Just drinking and b***hing about his rocket and Shinra all day and sometimes flying his dinky little plane around.
People really did think Cid was actually gonna do something major in this game and wasn't being given a model this early just so they can storm through Ever Crisis story chapters.
That's what he implied. Makes sense he could go berserk and the party would have to beat Gallian Beat to calm him done.
But otherwise, Vincent has very little role in the game. Apparently he doesn't even tag along after Nibelheim
Im honestly worried. I liked Remake and Intergrade so I bought Rebirth on the ps store months ago but after playing the demo and reading impressions and starting to regret it. Also, that fricking Sephirot scene man. I mean, its bad enough to crawl around as Cloud in a "cinematic sequence" that feels unpolished, the fricking slow ass Sephirot killing the most useless npcs in the history of videogames in an underwhelming and cheap-looking scene FUUUUUCK
>Troopers. The whole Zack trying to rescue Aerith from a wrecked helicopter is correct. That's the end of the intro though. There's a lot more going on. It goes back to timeline frickery stuff of whether there's separate timelines or a converged one. I'm only at the end of chapter 2, so I don't know yet.
>Also, if you like animals, the helicopter crash is gonna make you feel bad.
Cat anons...
I only played the OG on PS1 and the so called Remake and I'm surprised people thought this is going to be good. This is just the same trash as the other FF7 spinoffs.
>Biggs and Jessie's bodies not found >Leaf House kids both mention Biggs and Jessie >One of the last things Biggs tells you is to check in on the Leaf House for him >Post credits scene shows a battered Biggs recuperating in what appears to be Leaf House >It's implied Jessie is with him.
Yeah she's fine.
She was clearly in Gold Saucer, and the timelines don't diverge until Zack/Cloud reach Midgar. Which means that in both timelines, she originally missed her chance to perform because her dad fell into terminal mako coma bullshit. So thr shit some have said about it being a hologram of an old performance are wrong.
She and Biggs are both fine.
We also don't know if Wedge is dead dead either.
Wouldn't be surprised if those three showed up later on as support NPCs when we inevitably make it to The Highwind in the last game.
Last game had all the death.
The is going to be the happy game where everyone lives.
Except for Sonon. Who is going to show up as a corpse puppet and traumatize Yuffie right into Cloud's arms.
But thats fricking stupid. I know your right too. I like happy endings. I like positive resolution. I liked Tidus coming back in FFX2 even. Because that was a positive resolution to what Yuna wanted. Hell even her letting go was as well. But thing is, positive resolutions work best when you go through shit to earn them. Aerith dying was meaningful because it sucked ass. It made killing Sephiroth more impactful because you hated the homosexual. Then Cloud moving on to be with his childhood gf was meaningful because he had suffered loss and moved on to have a positive relationship. Tifa and Cloud were very vanilla too so it made it nice for people who were okay with it. I honestly think the worst change was to Zach. He existing as a posthumous character meant more then him being alive. Being an inspiration to Cloud was important to Cloud's character AND to Zach himself because of WHY Zach was an inspiration to Cloud. I would argue for all of Crisis Core's faults that making Zach more fleshed out wasn't one of them because he still died so when you saw all he did and who he was it added to the impact of him being a dead character. An inspiration. Now all that's gone for the sake of feelies that a bunch of normalgays who probably never even watched Advent Fricking Children even much less played the ACTUAL GAME. Hell they probably even didn't watch a streamer do it. These are the homosexuals that this is done for. So they can say 10 years from now that the REAL FF7 had a unilaterally happy ending where the heckin Thanos expy got wrecked by the Phantom Thieves. I'm absolutely livid. FF7 was ART. And it needed to be respected. And now its not.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Ever heard of the 'Enter' key?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah that wasn't formatted properly... I am angry though and I'm still right.
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's a really nice long run on sentence but FF7 has been shit since Advent Children, Crisis Core and X-2 are both shitty games, and you should probably just have a nice day since the og wasn't even the best PSX FF
4 months ago
Anonymous
If you hate FF7 from the start why do you give a shit?
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't hate FF7, I hate compilationshit. Learn to read
4 months ago
Anonymous
ffx-2 is great frick you
4 months ago
Anonymous
Welp.
Congrats
You just had your first lesson as to why you shouldn't like anything. You have two choices; stop caring about the Remake or stop caring about final fantasy
after advent children i chose the former, I'm considering the latter now
4 months ago
Anonymous
Damnit I may choose both now that this is all fricking happening.
I don't know why the frick there wasn't a scene or something where Jessie asks Tifa if it's okay to jump Cloud's bones. Like, give Tifa this shitty moment where she pretends she doesn't care and Cloud asks her about it later. "Did you say it was okay for Jessie to grab my dick?" and they could argue about their feelings. Nothing happens because Jessie dies but it sets up Cloud and Tifa talking about their relationship. Tifa could just say she wanted him to be happy given that it seemed like he didn't want to be with her and Cloud can fumble with a response.
I feel like if these stupid fricking video games are going to become movies they might as well fricking make these characters have long drawn out hour-long conversations, longer than the ones in MGSV.
I want to know too. They are giving me too much hope, but I know that they are probably just getting excited due to some text leaks which are probably fake.
homosexual we already know about the mandatory aerith date in kalm, this has to do with something else with all the cheers and celebrations going on right now
I want to know too. They are giving me too much hope, but I know that they are probably just getting excited due to some text leaks which are probably fake.
Its more just removing a pre existing canon pairing to make room for a new thing because this is a new thing and the new generation gets the new thing. Because its THEIR time. The whole sensationalism angle is really shit.
4 months ago
Anonymous
There is no way in hell Cloud picks Tifa over Aerith if Aerith lives.
That was always the truth since 1997.
4 months ago
Anonymous
prease understandu. disc 1 cloud doesn't count but only when it comes to his feelings for aerith.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I mean there are shippers who seriously believe that Cloud hates Aerith because she is predatory or that she is like a little sister to him
4 months ago
Anonymous
>she is like a little sister to him
But she's older than he is
4 months ago
Anonymous
I know anon, that's what they think
4 months ago
Anonymous
these same people don’t see a problem with the dumbfrick idea that tifa railed cloud as soon as he got off his fricking jenova/mako crack high
4 months ago
Anonymous
> Girl helps childhood friend find himself when he is completely broken. > They fall in love.
vs > Flower girl still obsessed with her ex is OTP because she got penetrated by yet another dude's giant sword
4 months ago
Anonymous
>they fall in love
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry I don't read fanfiction.net
4 months ago
Anonymous
there's no opportunity for them to fall in love as children and if you're of the opinion that SOLDIER Clould doesn't count then there's no opportunity for them to fall in love in VII proper either. you're fully relying on the LS part being a "oh btw I actually loved you this whole time" after 2 discs of fricking nothing
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I mean there are shippers who seriously believe that Cloud hates Aerith because she is predatory
kek
4 months ago
Anonymous
>we have RECEIPTS
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, Tifa x Cloud under the Tiny Bronco was a perfect scene... if you played right.
If Cloud winds up with Aerith, well, its stupid but par for the course so far.
I just heard the rumour. If this is true, Nomura will never work for Square Enix let alone in the Japanese game industry again. The game ends with Hojo banging Yuffie.
>Zack is alive in this timeline >Aerith latched onto Cloud because he's pretty much a copy of Zack >Thinking they're not going to be shipped together while Tifa wins the Cloudbowl again, proving that they're the one true pairing I'm kidding, of course. Both girls are made for Rex XIII's knot.
Single playabe character action dudebros suck my fat wiener. Rebirths is a real party based FF game and its combat will be better than Remakes which was already goated. 7 playable characters, 2 playable guest characters, team up attacks, 3 difficulty options, NG hard mode, etc.
I have loved every main numbered FF with the exceptions of II and XIII. Including both MMOs, in which I'm semi active.
II was just dogshit all around. And my hatred for XIII stems from the fact that my PS3 bricked while I was playing it, and then a second PS3 bricked while playing it again. So I just stopped trying and then never got another PS3.
>II was just dogshit all around
I'm not a 2 stan, but I do think it had some cool ideas. the open world, the keyword system, and the way all the towns change as you progress the story are all pretty neat.
Console died while playing it, then died again when retrying to beat it again.
Happened to me with Vesperia on 360, I was at the final dungeon and 950/1000 achievements.
I only beat it when they re-released it on PC over ten years later. I didn't particulary give a shit.
Barry hating this game because Nomura makes him right for the wrong reasons. But yes. I honestly think Snoy attached the KH golden child to yet another sinking ship. Let the man make what he wants for frick sake.
>KH3 flopped
What? I need context to what your talking about. Because I promise you FF15 was micromanaged to hell and back and FF14 was definitely "studio'd" to hell and back.
I just heard the rumour. If this is true, Nomura will never work for Square Enix let alone in the Japanese game industry again. The game ends with Hojo banging Yuffie.
It's true, this entire remake shit has been to see who is the most hard gay for cloud
so far, sephiroth is winning, barret is not too far behind (so to speak)
Sephiroth has been utterly and absolutely ruined since AC, crisis core is probably the only compilation thing that didn't objectively make him worse because it was full of characters that were knockoffs of him instead
How many days ago did we get possible spoilers of the helicopter thing?
Now that's been proven to be correct.
I think we'll get ending spoilers today or tomorrow.
>Cloud
German >Barret
African-American >Tifa
Italian-Asian hapa >Aerith
French >Nanaki
??? A dog >Yuffie
Japanese >Ketcy
Scottish/Highlander >Vincent
Hungarian/Romanian, somewhere in Eastern Europe but not Slav >Cid
Southern Redneck
>wienerstar got all their source code stolen and dumped on the Internet >this will never happen to SE so an actual good version of remake could be cobbled together from this awful shit
>tfw I don't give a frick about shipping homosexualry
Never did never will in all of my life on this fricking site and especially when I was browsing Ganker and watching anime every fricking day I never ever gave a fricking shit about shipping wars garbage.
You're all mentally ill and you all sound like 40 years old women watching reality tv show seek help you stupid fricking Black folk
>You're all mentally ill and you all sound like 40 years old women
Reminder that online shipping was literally created by 40 year old housewives obsessively posting on newsgroups about Scully hooking up with Mulder/Skinner/Cigarette Smoking Man/That One Black Guy
The oldest recorded uses of the noun ship and the noun shipper, according to the Oxford English Dictionary,[7][8][9][10] date back to 1996 postings on the Usenet group alt.tv.x-files;[11] shipping is first attested slightly later, in 1997 and the verb to ship in 1998.[12]
If we're being honest shipping goes way back in human history regardless of the term used. Books like Little Women definitely had what we would call shippers nowadays.
Is this leak or mod, ma'am? No way that Japanese console game can have bikini after Abe's death..... only Jap gacha can have bikini for not being censored due to being irrelevant and joinin'da ACK so soon. Korean gacha bans bikini shch as BA...
It's a leak, each girl gets different bikinis based on a previous choice, like the dresses. Cloud has different clothes he can get too. Barret only has the sailor suit.
Was Trailer's safehorny burqa just different outfit? It's a miracle that P3 reload had bikini despite being Japanese cosnole game. She looks old but JK yet like Aki.
It's funny to see girls have just as much rage as being "cucked" as guys are.
male Shipgays here hate Zack cause he's the one doing the cucking, they don't get angry at Aerith or Tifa.
>*whistles for magic motorbike* >*autoruns on road to quest marker* >*mako vision activates* >"Mhmm... giant meteor marks all over the victim... a Sephiroth™, gotta be" >"Come on, Barret" >*follows nose* >*guys in Sephiroth™ costumes appear* >"OY! BLOODY 'ELL FRICKING c**t SHIT FRICK c**t, IT'S A FRICKIN' SOLIDER, IT IS! GET 'EM" >"Shit... you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire with materia and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys but they don't fall in half* >"Mhmm... Bandits™ pretending to be Sephiroth™... better tell the village head about this" >"Come on, Nanaki" >*autoruns on road back to village* >"OY! BLOODY FRICK c**t SOLDIER, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR, YA BLOODY FRICKING c**t?" >"Just some bastards posing as Sephiroth™. Here's proof" *shows hands* >"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD! DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN" >"Giving You Dis Pear" Complete. DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO >100 gil received
>The footage of the party escaping at the beginning of the demo is part of a newscast covering the destruction in Midgar. The bombings happened and the plate fell, in addition to the tornados. This is the Midgar Zack is walking into. Noteworthy about this is the newscast keeps repeating that "an Ex-SOLDIER with a buster sword" is working for AVALANCHE and was not found with the other survivors (yes, survivors) in the rubble of the expressway. Zack stares at the jumbo tron in Sector 5 wide-eyed and paranoid because he matches that description, yet he literally just walked into Midgar with his Cloud. The news then focuses on the survivors being airlifted by two helicopters. This is the shot of the "dead" party members in the trailers. Zack spots Aerith, but after her chopper lifts off, Red XIII attacks the pilots, causing the chopper to crash.
>This was all caught on the news, saying it was over sector 5. Zack dumps Cloud on Kyrie and runs off to the crash site. This is where he becomes playable. After running through the rubble, Zack finds the crashed chopper with Aerith having fallen out and surrounded by troopers. Zack has limited combat mechanics here to fight the troopers. The other chopper is crashed during this shuffle. There's then a very sad shot of a dead survivor. If you happen to like animals...
>Then the whole thing with Zack caressing Aerith and white materia falling happens.
>After Cloud finishes story, Aerith and Tifa are talking in their room. This is where Tifa tells Aerith she doesn't remember Cloud being in Nibelheim five years ago. Tifa can't sleep, gets up, and sees Cloud in the hall. She says she wants to talk, so she walks out to the balcony for him to follow. As soon as she's out, Sephiroth shows up as a hallucination in the hallway. This is Seph's lines from the trailers about having killed Tifa and this Tifa not being Tifa.
>Once Cloud makes it to the balcony, Tifa asks him where he's been for five years. I can't remember exactly what Cloud said (should probably just record stuff), but Tifa gets upset and says "are you saying that I'm an imposter?" She then proceeds to lift up the bottom of her top to show him her scar (no she does not take her top or show him her boobs). Anyway, she's upset and they go back inside to their rooms upset with each other.
>Anyway, I'm prioritizing the main quest to get through the story. Will probably put on easy so I'll finish over the weekend.
So they have a fight that leads Aerith to ask Cloud (during their non-optional clocktower date) if something happened between him and Tifa and remind him to not take her for granted, yet in between Tifa flirtatiously goads Cloud into talking about their water tower promise and you as Cloud have the option to hit on her for muh affection mechanics
It's not romantic angst. They're arguing over who's memory is wrong. I will say though that her not being a complete and utter passenger in the plot is a welcome change.
It's a bit curious though. I'm not really sure what the initial trigger for a lot of this is. In Remake, Cloud was being more dickish than he was in the original game, trying to kill Johnny and later Reno. Why is he suddenly more violent in this timeline than he was originally? He never tried to kill Reno before, so what changed?
This sudden shift in behavior is likely the impetus for why Tifa's more cautious and wary around Cloud. Barret didn't kick Cloud off the team in the original timeline, but I'm thinking that the reason he did here was because Tifa didn't try at hard to vouch for him, likely for her reservations about Cloud caused by the earlier Johnny incident. She doesn't trust Cloud as much now, and for good reason, but the trigger that caused Cloud's sudden shift in behavior goes completely unaddressed. Cloud is just more violent for no reason and it's this that causes the timeline to go off the rails.
>Red XIII attacks the pilots, causing the chopper to crash. >There's then a very sad shot of a dead survivor. If you happen to like animals...
Nanaki bros...not like this...
Will there be merchandise for Rebirth like there was for Remake? I remember a soup or something like that with Remake character portraits and I would like for Rebirth to do similar stuff
>Is this game going to make purists rage quit Square for turning FFVII into Kingdom Hearts multiverse SHIT?
what do you mean 'this game'? people were already raging at the ending of the first game for doing that shit
>purists
FF7 purists have been zoned out for over 20 years now, moron.
There isn't a single FF7-related thing beyond the original PS1 release that isn't complete dogshit.
Perhaps but at least we had Rex be a chad. That alone is a point up. Also P5's story was worse then Xenoblade 3 and I fricking hated Xenoblade 3's story.
P5’s plot and villains are a joke (well Royal has a good villain) but at least I didn’t want the entire cast of characters to die by the end like I did with Xeno3.
>it is okay if it looks worse than Remake >it is okay if they butcher characters like Cid >it is okay if the plot in fanfic-tier >it is okay if they add ufailable QTEs >it is okay if they ruin pacing and drama >it is okay if they don't kill Aerith >it is okay if the game has actual DRM
[You are here] >it is okay if the game's combat is simpler >it is okay if the game isn't selling well >it is okay if the 3m announcement was the last we heard >it is okay to buy DLC >it is okay that the Steam peak players don't reach 100k
>3m announcement
Squeenix can only fricking pray.
Every single direct sequel they've done has seen massive diminishing returns, and they already poisoned the well with all of the bullshit with Intergrade, Ever Crisis, and First Soldier.
I've never seen fatigue set in this hard for a trilogy with a single released game.
Just like the 10 million people that bought forspoken right?
4 months ago
Anonymous
Forspoken isn't a brand.
4 months ago
Anonymous
*just like 10 million people bought Strangers of Paradise because it's an FF Souls like
does that one work for you better moron?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>another false equivalency
Why are you getting so mad?
4 months ago
Anonymous
You started it with claiming people will buy this solely because it's "an open world RPG" like it's a fricking Bethesda game
4 months ago
Anonymous
My only claim is that it has a larger chance of making a bigger splash due to being open world. Something we've seen with numerous other ongoing franchises.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>FF Souls
Is FF Nioh-Like
Team Ninja wishes they played like Souls.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Forspoken didn’t have a chance because every influencer who could have shilled to the normies made fun of it instead.
Rebirth is getting shilled hard as frick though.
It will ultimately break even, FF7 is too big to fail.
Even if Rebirth is a catastrophic failure, they'll end up in the black over the next decade with re-releases, tie-ins, merch sales, and the half-a-dozen FF7 whaling expedition gachas that will be EoS within a year.
I'm not joking, I'm not sure why they don't just make a FF7 tv series with the game's assets. Do just a 26 episode series, covering the events of the game, this time STRAIGHT with no time bullshit.
>this time STRAIGHT with no time bullshit.
Nojima sees FF7 as a mistake. Every single Compilation entry retcons part of the original release.
They'll never do an actual remake of any kind because the people in charge have decided that their vision is superior, and the tard wrangler responsible for them retired 20 years ago.
>tfw FFIX might be the only game that can get an actual remake because Sakaguchi wrote it himself and Ito isn't included in the nu-ff cabal for whatever reason
>heh. That massively appealing cross-cultural multi-million dollar hit game? That was a mistake!
Are they seriously like that? Are they that stupid. Do they have no reverence or at least respect for the fans who do have reverence? This should have just been a nostalgia romp rather than some idiotic nonsense.
They could even do alt-universe sequels with Tifa and Aerith in totally different settings if they want to frick around. Make Tifa a boxer, put her in Tekken, have Aerith be some preistess or some shit. Whatever. Go nuts.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It's insane to think that even after all the grief, bullshit, etc, Anno has more respect for Evangelion and Kojima has more respect for MGS than the people who wrote FF7 have for it
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Do they have no reverence or at least respect for the fans who do have reverence
They don’t.
Western AAA dev might be soulless slop designed by committee to appeal to the largest number of people possible, but Japanese AAA dev is plagued by arrogant “auteurs” that think they’re god’s gift to man.
I suppose the former will always be worse but the latter is frankly more frustrating.
w-was Sakaguchi the hero we needed all along? The theme of FF7 is tragedy and dealing with loss, which is completely absent from the remake. There's a believable tone and reaction to the loss in FF7 that makes it feel more real and grounded, like it's based on someone's actual experience with losing a loved one, and that's something that's hard to find. A lot of media is pretty overly melodramatic or shrugs off loss.
When replaying FF7 I teared up when Aerith does her dream message to Cloud since she knows or thinks this is a huge risk and she might never come back. Aerith is a good empathetic person, and she's cut down in her prime, and that's it. Ther'es no go going back.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sakaguchi was unironically not that involved with 7 past conceiving Avalanche, Kitase was the tard wrangler back then but he clearly doesn't give a frick any more
4 months ago
Anonymous
It was nomura but kh shit fricked his mind permanently also cancel of versus 13
4 months ago
Anonymous
>not that involved with 7
Aerith is literally an expy for his dead mother
FF7's entire story is about how the world copes or moves on after you die, written because Sakaguchi was coping with the loss of his mom
What the actual frick are you on about
4 months ago
Anonymous
Did that guy accepted yet his dead mom from 50 years ago? I just cringed with the fact shit witihin cgi main character was his mom in an shit scifi isekai
4 months ago
Anonymous
aerith dying was part of the plot before he left the project, when the game was still set in new york
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Do they have no reverence or at least respect for the fans who do have reverence
They don’t.
Western AAA dev might be soulless slop designed by committee to appeal to the largest number of people possible, but Japanese AAA dev is plagued by arrogant “auteurs” that think they’re god’s gift to man.
I suppose the former will always be worse but the latter is frankly more frustrating.
Breaking even, especially in the manner you described, would be a catastrophic flop that would seriously call into question the scope of the third entry.
What does it matter?
Square operates heavily on seniority, and the people in charge will never be removed.
The company is propped up entirely by gacha and MMO money. Their AAA releases have almost exclusively been shoveling money into a fire for the past decade.
This is the path they're set on. You really have to envy people like Nomura and Kitase, who never have to perform or be responsible for anything ever again after they cut their teeth under Sakaguchi in the 90s. Both of them have almost exclusively presided over flops and "barely broke even" projects for upwards of a decade and yet they still manage projects like a middle school gym class.
I genuinely can't believe how bad this nu-canon is. I have read dozens of long form fanfics over the last 25 years that are WAY better than what Kitase and Nojima came up with. Such trite fricking shit.
So they went full ESG on Cid huh? the one character they had to fricking nail.
If this is true then frick this game. I dont care if minerva spawns out of aerith for all i care but if you frick with cid and turn him into some inoffensive old goofball then this is a complete butchering of ff7s story and everything that made it unique and memorable
Why the frick is this even teen rated? Nobody under the age of 30 fricking cares about this game , why do grown adults need to sit through a sanitized version of the original cuz some square boomer ceo delusionally believes fortnite kids will line up in droves to buy it? Nobody but old millennial nerds fricking cares dude
lol that disc art is gay af
no wonder cloud doesn't touch pussy
Tifa milks him every day when he's wheelchair bound, Anon.
with the gloves on?
Sony sisters are gonna FREAK!
Cloud x Seph shippers win again.
>people really thought the CloudxSephiroth posters were lying
I warned you, Anons! I told you about the fujos!
The two will never be separated. Together forever!
>Pandering to Fujos
This literally only worked for a very brief period during the mid 2000s. Every single time they do this it fails. The only time I can think of where a series lasted a long run with Fujos is Supernatural. And let's be frank here that series was ass post season 1.
Fujosisters... We won!
Zack is gay
would honestly be for the best so the shipgays finally leave the man alone
hell, if he just gave sephiroth some head instead of letting the man be a nerd for a week in an abandoned library, the world would be better off
So they kill Tifa?
Well...
>Tifa is a Genesis clone
>kills Cloud
>Zack takes over as leader of the party
>Sephiroth also joins party for next game
Nah.
Cloud dies saving Aerith, who becomes possessed by Minerva, the spirit of the Planet (introduced as a superboss in Crisis Core) and then Zack From Another Dimension becomes the protagonist.
I fricking hate this so much. It's just awful. I hope it gets terrible reviews, but game journalists are awful people and will praise it for being subversive.
If this is true I'm gonna be so mad. Why tf is Zack shilled so hard.
Because his seiyuu is married to aerith.
Zack is Nojima's self-insert. He never got over Nomura mogging him in OG FFVII.
He's basically Kasdan (co-writer for ESB, in the end he helped Disney kill SW and kill Luke (Lucas).
It has nothing to do with Nojima. Cloud's voice actor is getting kicked off everything, and in the shows he hasn't been kicked off of he's been banned from being in the credits and appearing for promo.
Just like how Noctis' VA was kicked from everything for cheating on LiSA, trying to kill himself, and exposing Aniplex corporate secrets to the woman he had an affair with that resulted in insider trading, Cloud's VA had three mistresses for 10 years while being married, lied to all of them the entire time, then got caught and one of the women tried to kill herself.
Also Zack's VA is married to Maaya Sakamoto and Shinn got redeemed in Gundam Seed Freedom and now has the most popular Gundam in Seed.
If you think you can replace Cloud with Zack you have got another guess coming.
This is the most fricking moronic office politics I've seen since Kathleen Kennedy did literally anything. The japs have done some stupid shit because of VA's being moronic but this is a whole new level of bullshit.
>Because Gundam
That's just moronic enough to be plausible because in the past 5 years the stupidest reasons have ended up being true that I am now inclined to believe the stupid reason more then the understandable one.
He's still in demon slayer and jjk, no one cares
I thought japs were cool with cheating. Are they just tsundere about it and pitch a fit while everyone does it?
Cheating is frowned upon. But sleeping with prostitutes is fine for some reason. Apparently their reasoning is sleeping with prostitutes have no emotional connection. That makes it okay.
Why would you want to frick someone you have no emotional connection to? There's no satisfaction in it, might as well jerk off at that point
Hedonism. Cumming feels good. Sexy lady increase orgasm feel. Simple as. Alternately their marriage wasn't loving so he got fake emotional highs from sex.
Fricking feels good. That's about it. I'm more surprised by your question to be honest. I disagree with the whole thing too, but at least understand why people are doing it. It's just masturbation with extra steps and you get to massage some women's tiddies
It's just an excuse they serve to their wives, the truth is that when they're inside a prostitute they love them just as much in that instant as they have ever loved their wives.
>Cloud's VA had three mistresses for 10 years while being married, lied to all of them the entire time
B A S E D
Just like the real Cloud
So basically, Cloud is going to get killed off all because his voice actor was exposed as a serial adulterer?
>Cloud's VA had three mistresses for 10 years while being married
From what I've heard about Japan's birthrate shouldn't this guy be crowned as a hero?
If he had children with all of them
>Cloud's VA had three mistresses for 10 years while being married, lied to all of them the entire time
Gigachad
Sakurai is still in Demon Slayer
He's barely getting any new roles though, he has been pretty much replaced by Takeo Otsuka
Also Suzuken was also heavily criticized because he allegedly knew about everything since he and Sakurai are bffs
Suzuken will be fine he's got a major role in the new Conan movie
That shit didnt finish yet? Is still a fricking a child detective?
Yes, they will keep milking it forever because Gosho is getting old and can only write like 8 canon arcs per year, and the movies are now the best selling blockbusters in Japan earning more than any foreign film
As for the story itself it's in the final stages, but I doubt it will wrap up anytime soon given the movies are making nearly 500 million USD from Asia alone
Surely you can finish the main story and make films that are sequel stories right?
If the movies are sequels he won't be a kid anymore which is the whole crux of the story
Suzuki is getting roles again
Sakurai is slowly getting more roles again
>Shinn got redeemed in Gundam Seed Freedom and now has the most popular Gundam in Seed.
Thank frick I will never watch this crap, frick Destiny
Thats from the fake leak anon
Nah, it's almost certainly real.
The whole Minerva thing convinced me. That is absolutely the sort of moronic nonsense they'd actually do.
Nah, he got the leak wrong, Vincent isn't playable
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJHAJAJHAHAHA
fricking kill me, Crisis Core was a shit fricking game with some of the worst writing I've ever had the displeasure to sit through and Zac's shonen melodramatic overdone death scene made me want to puke in comparison to the original, frick every one in this studio if this is the game, Zac sucks Angeal wiener.
>still pushing his moronic fake leak after devs said Vincent isn't playable nor Shelke even exist
Kys moron.
CLOUDSISTERS GONNA FREAK
>Cloud dies saving Aerith, who becomes possessed by Minerva, the spirit of the Planet (introduced as a superboss in Crisis Core) and then Zack From Another Dimension becomes the protagonist.
Are you fricking serious?
Are you fricking serious?
I actually said this out loud in pure utter disbelief.
I just wanted FF7 in full 3D graphics and more real time combat. THAT IS IT. Why are we getting this idiotic fan fiction? Zack works because he's a tragic character. It cheapens everything to do this alt-universe shit where Zack comes back.
My homie. Zach worked best dead.
You need some tragedy and real consequences to care about these worlds. Seph kills a bunch of no-name townspeople, but he slices Tifa and hurts Zack. Zack is a good person, and the whole story of him bringing Cloud to Midgar only to be hunted down by Shinra is incredibly tragic.
Aerith is a good person, and she's cut down by Seph.
Biggs, Wedge, Jessi, were all good people and cut down by the Turks and Shinra.
Now it looks lik no one dies, and it's all multiverse hijinks. Who cares? This isn't the story I was invested in.
The original just does pacing and nuance so much better than this remake.
I agree. I'm still counting on them to fully ruin Barret too.
>I agree. I'm still counting on them to fully ruin Barret too.
I'm fully expecting some nonsense with Dyne being saved after jumping, and then he's just "injured" so Barret has to take care of Marline for now. The trend is that NO ONE FRICKING DIES and it's so stupid. Imagine Square's take on The Illiad and Petroclus and Hector never die? Same shit.
>Seph kills a bunch of no-name townspeople
I have no idea why they did that instead of showing him killing Claudia.
>I have no idea why they did that instead of showing him killing Claudia.
Cloud's mom? She's barely a character, Cloud didn't visit her, and he has no distinct memories of her during that visit. She just dies off screen. As a character she's kind of an after thought. If anything she's only there to be a big red flag that maybe Cloud's more messed up than we think.
Which is all why it would've made since to expand her character enough to show her being killed, since expanding upon OG is the main premise of the Remake trilogy
Since this is a nobody dies only good feefees remake why not have her be alive when they return to Nibelheim
It's not like anything matters anymore
It just makes the grudge feel more personal if we actually see him hurt someone Cloud cares about. We already see Sephiroth taunting Cloud about killing her in Remake and Cloud reacting with tard rage so I don't think it would have been much of a stretch to include something in Rebirth.
>choosing to believe fake leaks so you can be upset
There are two kinds of reviews for Square games.
>pre-release reviews written by journos who don't even play the games, they're just given an ironclad list of talking points and will be blacklisted if they don't follow the script
>post-release reviews written by journos who played the first two hours and then shut the game off
It'll get a 90+ because the former group will give it a rubber-stamp pass on "the cover had FF7 on it and Square bought out half of our marketing slots," and the latter group will fall for the intro the same way they fell for 7R's intro.
>"Just finished Mythril Mines and on to Junon.
>Pretty dissapointed so far.
>Game starts in Kalm obviously (well, there is one scene with Zack and Aerith before that), between that and Midgar Zolom you have around 10-15 hours of side content which was not really interesting. You unlock towers, kill enemies under certain conditions, pick up materials and do bunch of Chadley stuff. I mean, at times it can be fun but it’s mostly uninteresting and boring. Reminded me of Horizon.
>After that its Mythril Mines which were mostly locked to Barret and Red XIII exploration, again, OG very short sequence, here padded out and boring. A lot of "hold L2" sequences. I hated that in FF XVI. At the end you are greeted with Elena, Tseng and Rude cringy over the top scene and thats that.
>Thats 15 hours of "work" for 1 story scene and now bunch of other stuff unlocked. I know it sounds strange complaining about side content and stuff to do but it feels slow, padded and uninteresting. I guess i could just skip all that stuff but i guess im hoping it gets better?
>Technical stuff:
>Pretty shocked here how bad it is. Graphics doesnt feel 4k, there is a lot of pop up and the game doesnt feel polished, doesnt flow. Character models look worse than Remake. I guess they made sacrifices for open world?
>Performance mode looks horrid as you saw in demo, very blurry and almost unplayable.
>Music, OG tunes are remixed nicely but there are so many versions, so many tracks, so many remixes, trap dub step etc variations its really hard to pick up on any tune."
>So what the above tidbit basically tells me is the game is front loaded with distractions and "padding" just like Remake was before it. Sure the game will be 80 hours if you stop to smell ALL the roses but the quality of said content seems lacking. That was all they gave me before they disappeared. I'm not sure what happened to them but their account is suspended so I don't expect to hear from them again.
I will be thrilled to see these """leaker""" homosexuals completely lose their one tiny sliver of attention when people start streaming early copies.
>it’s mostly uninteresting and boring. Reminded me of Horizon
Lmao
What a fricking mess. All they had to do was give the original game a graphical face-lift to get commended and make the fans happy. Frick this series.
DAY ONE PATCH WILL FIX IT BROS I PROMISE PLEASE BUY IT
Fort condor exist in this game or can you go before junon?
I don't believe any of these leaks. You guys are all phonies.
It's time for Verum Rex and KH4
Unironically Nomura's autistic evil manchild plan: use Square IP's and make them multiverse to hook KH and make Versus 13
KH4 has Sora going to cancelled Square games. We are finally getting VP:Hrist through it.
>the Nordic FFXII sequel, FFT2, and the Eidos Montreal FFXV
As if
>FFT2
Delita's Warcrime Simulator? Canon.
We Will Be Redeemed
noctis ouji.. so handsome
That would be actually based. So it won't happen.
They were already multiverseslop though, at least all the spinoffs like Dissidia and WoFF
brooo look how good that mercedez look
Don't believe any leak that isn't a video or a screenshot
So Aerith's consciousness travelled to Tamriel after she died?
with sora i don't trust video leaks
reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth
No thanks, we're on Ps5, we'll ignore spoilers for 2(two) weeks.
Good luck to PC-bros avoiding spoilers for 6(six) months or a year
this has to be a joke, you bought that shitty kong game?
We have all kinds of games! All kinds
Tell me you aren't eating that cat food vasculararm anon
>only 50GB
hmm, i am surprised
>alone
>cat
>barely any muscles while laarping
>plastic garbage
average Gankercel
demo is 48gb
here he goes again
holy shit im choking hahaha
Bro why do you buy all this garbage?
Can I take her on the gondola?
reported to Sony. You are done motherfricker. YOU ARE FRICKING DONE!!!
Cute onahole.
The combat is Ridiculously good, Square really should just use this system for all their games.
For KH they can just do this plus the usual air craziness.
Wonder why they got the DMC moron to make the trash FFXVI combat when they had this system ready to go
because they wanted their combat to be more than 1 button shitty action-turn based hyrbid abomination?
Why do you lie?
I never lie.
This...looks really bad. Like at least physical strikes look cool.
That's not one button you clown, try again.
You can literally see that it is lmao
>shortcuts visible
>dodges repeatedly
I know you haven't actually played but try a little harder.
oh wow it's 2 buttons holy frick ff is saved
NO WAY!!
BETWEEN PRESSING 1 (ONE) ATTACK BUTTON HE ALSO DODGES?!!!!?
THAT'S TWO BUTTONS?! HOW COULD THEY DESIGN SUCH COMBAT SYSTEM
>implying that the troony coomers buying this shit even care about the gameplay
You can literally SEE him mindlessly spamming square button you frickwad lol
Get a job.
Kingdom Hearts 3, fricking Kingdom Hearts 3, required at least 3 buttons and managed to do more with it. This is beyond lazy to the point of Game Freakian levels of incompetence.
Sorry I can't be paid to shill garbage like you sir
i better not see FF7 Demake fricking garbage combat in newest mainlines i swear
>selecting "attack" from a menu for 80 hours straight to beat the original FF7 🙂
>you can beat one random shitty flying enemy in the Remake by pressing the attack button 🙁
The original FFVII can comfortably be beaten in 30 hours, you moron.
The game didnt try to keep you playing forever doing mindless repetitive tasks.
The break stagger system is so fricking unfun
There's few things as fun as kicking someone when they're down.
That's true anon they better give us the option to push wheelchair Cloud down some stairs
In ff16
FFXV combat again?
You'd think the company that publishes action games like Kingdom Hearts and Nier would at least be able to make one competent in house action final fantasy game.
Even strangers of paradise they had to outsource.
They outsourced Kingdom Hearts? I thought that was in house this whole time but like it's own separate team.
KH is in house but I just put publishes thanks to Nier Automata being outsourced
They did that already, XVI was just as mediocre as automata though
Wow it plays just like Kingdom Hearts. Looks great.
people complained about XV combat but this is "FANTASTIC" and "INNOVATIVE" only because it has final fantasy 7 in title
XVI is actually more complex than this because it uses one extra button LOL
FF7 Remake had they best action JRPG combat but I think Rebirth will surpass it
Shit taste, 15 and 16 combat sucked 7 Remake combat is the way to go
You didnt learn the game
DMC moron probably half assed the game.
You are beyond help if you find this dogshit combat design enjoyable.
My israeliteess wife Eris Ginzburg
I'm ready for multiple non optional dates
>main quest
clotis btfo we got a canon date
OH FANTASTIC THEY ARE UNCANONING ONE OF THE MOST VANILLA PAIRINGS IN GAMING. JUST FRICKING GREAT.
GONGAGA
sounds like you're coping, anon. so you want to talk about it?
He probably means the anon who spoiled shit from the game that we now get real confirmation for.
According to him Aerith tells Cloud in Gongaga that she still loves Zacks and that she misses him
>she still loves Zack
Confirmed to be fake
Who deconfirmed it?
I doubt it he also leaked the intro and told us about the Kalms where Tifa is showing her breasts to Cloud.
Seems very unlikely given what we know comes both before and after.
I dont know if this is true or not, but in the JP rebirth trailer, Cloud does mention Zack's name. The ENG trailer removed it for some reason.
I doubt the Aerith loving Zack confession is in one of the trailers or else why would it be a leak in the first place?
That's not the point. The point is that Cloud acknowledges the existence of Zack, which gives more credence to the idea that Aerith talks to Cloud about him.
It's probably just the scene from the OG where Aerith teases Cloud about being jealous
I can easily see this happening, even in Remake she obviously misses him and is on the verge of tears at the mere thought of him and has to brace herself to say his name.
https://www.reddit.com/user/PhillyRebirth/
Leaker is answering zack combat questions at this moment and confirming everything ff16 leaker darth was saying in real time.
Why the frick did this moron post this anything BUT anonymously? Anyways that's barely anything. We need ending spoilers and spoilers on Cid/Barret plotlines.
>anything BUT anonymously
The dude's name is Philly Rebirth?
No on his Subreddit. NEVER give a single thread. They fricking doxxed that homosexual who posted a pro trump anti CNN meme from his Subreddit. You can't leave ANYTHING to chance.
Another leaker said Cid has less of a role in this game than Red did in Remake.
>Number of chapters =/= screen time. 17 and 18 were pretty long chapters in Remake, not to say the ones in this aren't but Red was with the party for almost all that time and usable in battle. Also just because they're introduced earlier doesn't mean they're in all subsequent chapters or for most parts of them.
>Vincent has one side quest where he basically opens a door for you in Shinra Manor, sorry to disappoint. When he's with the party later on he hangs around in the background not saying much, or anything at all except when the plot requires his Turk background as a convenient waymarker for where to go next.
>Cid is basically the guy you call to fast travel on the Bronco from a phone booth at airstrips for a fee. Tags along for a bit later in some sections but isn't present for much of it or AI playable either.
they better do this man some justice in the third part cause this ain't it
Apparently Cid doesn't smoke or swear either. Seems like they dropped the ball on it. Leaker was shilling everything else, but he seemed disappointed with Cid.
Literally what is the point of his character then? He's just some nice guy you meet along the way? I was hoping to see his personality play off of Barret.
>Literally what is the point of his character then?
This, but for the whole cast
He's bonding with the party so he has a reason to join them in part 3.
They're probably saving his and Vincent's story arc for Part3. Though I wonder, how're they going to start the story in part 3. Regrouping after Aerith gets stabbed, and then they head straight to Icicle Inn and then all the way to the crater? They still haven't covered Wutai mind you. Seems like a lot of shit to cover still. I have a feeling Cid's entire story will be tampered so much that it won't resemble how it was in OG. In this moronic political climate any potrayal of abuse is a no-no in media for some fricking moronic reason.
>>They're probably saving his and Vincent's story arc for Part3. Though I wonder, how're they going to start the story in part 3. Regrouping after Aerith gets stabbed, and then they head straight to Icicle Inn and then all the way to the crater?
The leaker who finished the game seemed to think game 3 will start at Rocket Town but refused to say why. The ending seems to be quite different than expected.
I think they combined City of the Ancients with the first visit to the crater.
Yeah the game will likely end with Aerith dying, Cloud being lost to Mako, Meteor being summoned and the party getting caught by Shinra.
Then part 3 opens with them breaking out of Junon and Cid taking them to Rocket town.
>Yeah the game will likely end with Aerith dying
Literally confirmed that she survives to part 3
Darth already said that "leak" was false.
That's not a "leak", just me theorizing but ok
I still believe that Cloud dies saving her.
Zero chance of cloud dying
High chance of aeris not dying though
>Apparently Cid doesn't smoke or swear either.
Now that I think back, FF7 was one of the first games I played as a kid that had a lot of swearing. Cid especially was always calling something a piece of shit or telling someone they were pissing him off. Even M rated games like Resident Evil or whatever didn't have anything like that going on.
The only games I can think of that had cussing like it were Duke Nukem, GTA, and the Fallout games. It was amazing how much FFVII was able to get away with since the average M rated game usually only used damn, hell, or bastard in those days.
why am I not surprised
>Cid is basically the guy you call to fast travel on the Bronco from a phone booth at airstrips for a fee.
SE pretty much said that themselves.
Wasn't cid just some butthole sitting around in a bumfrick town working on his rocket? Why does he run a taxi service now?
To make up for the fact he's not playable even though a "dragoon" would be the best character with this gameplay.
I always imagined him like Randy Quaid in Independence Day. Just drinking and b***hing about his rocket and Shinra all day and sometimes flying his dinky little plane around.
People really did think Cid was actually gonna do something major in this game and wasn't being given a model this early just so they can storm through Ever Crisis story chapters.
>just so they can storm through Ever Crisis story chapters.
At least they would finally add a decent character to Ever Crisis.
>Cid and Vincent reduced to background characters
>Playable Zack
JUST
That's what he implied. Makes sense he could go berserk and the party would have to beat Gallian Beat to calm him done.
But otherwise, Vincent has very little role in the game. Apparently he doesn't even tag along after Nibelheim
its so sad cloud died of ligma
WHAT'S LIGMA?
ligma balls
Who the hell is Cloud?
Where's the PC version leak?
What do you mean? Like leaking when is the date when they're releasing it on PC? Probably a year away
Any leakers out there who aren't vaccinated?
The leaks are woke
thanks leakers for saving me a lot of money. not buying compilation slop, and Zack is a shitty character
so what dlc will they add for this one? Remake had Yuffie DLC. what is this going to get?
Cissnei DLC. You know it in your heart anon
Aerith sex dungeon
Obviously Vincent.
Cid dlc with Rocket Town
Last game will have Vincent so they can try and sell a DoC remake
DoC remake's guaranteed either way thanks to Ever Crisis assets.
The real question is, what they gonna do with the Advent Children assets?
>DoC remake
what a horrifying thought. the clowns from it were already horrible in yuffie's sideshow.
It's going to be Vincent's cuck story, you know this, I know this. It's either that or it covers more moronic shit Zack has been up too offscreen.
DO NOT SPOIL DO NOT SPOIL
Im honestly worried. I liked Remake and Intergrade so I bought Rebirth on the ps store months ago but after playing the demo and reading impressions and starting to regret it. Also, that fricking Sephirot scene man. I mean, its bad enough to crawl around as Cloud in a "cinematic sequence" that feels unpolished, the fricking slow ass Sephirot killing the most useless npcs in the history of videogames in an underwhelming and cheap-looking scene FUUUUUCK
how are people playing? wasnt there some announcement that you couldn't play the game before release even if you wanted to?
that makes sense
Disks reach warehouses eventually
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Frick you for even linking that nasty garbage.
There's no place for people like you in the Final Fantasy fanbase. Leave.
The only thing trans about Aerith is how early she dies
You cheeky frick.
Oh, you!
Heh
toplel
OMGOGM OGKGMOGMGMOGK
dDdDDO
DON'T PANCI DON'T FRICKING PANCIK
>Troopers. The whole Zack trying to rescue Aerith from a wrecked helicopter is correct. That's the end of the intro though. There's a lot more going on. It goes back to timeline frickery stuff of whether there's separate timelines or a converged one. I'm only at the end of chapter 2, so I don't know yet.
>Also, if you like animals, the helicopter crash is gonna make you feel bad.
Cat anons...
I hate animals so this is fine by me
>tfw Cid who was the leader after Cloud and Tifa were gone in the original isn't playable
This shit sucks monkey dick.
That's why he'll be the leader in part 3 when Cloud is lost!
why would he be leader when he's just the taxi driver they call sometimes
Because barret asks him
You say that like there was a special reason he was the leader in the OG.
I'm a big Cid fan, but it does seem strange that Barret doesn't become leader during that segment.
He basically turns it down from guilt over leading Avalanche to their deaths.
Zack
Was a dog piloting the helicopter?
Red XIII dead
I only played the OG on PS1 and the so called Remake and I'm surprised people thought this is going to be good. This is just the same trash as the other FF7 spinoffs.
OH MY ZOGGG REDDIT LEAKS!!
Anyone have speculations on what will happen to Cloud 2? Will he wake up?
Granblue won
I don't even care what happens. I just hope the movie is fun to watch on YouTube.
Leaked scene
I'm going to be pissed if she isn't alive in at least one of the lines
Wasn’t she in one of the trailers?
She's in videos in the gold saucer
Supposedly that's a hologram of her
kek, how will you cope next
Hey Jairus, it's from SE themselves
https://twitter.com/finalfantasyvii/status/1735004429370413162
There was no VR or AR in FFVII this is bullshit.
And don't fricking say the submarine mini game that was an arcade machine from 1994.
Yeah okay moron I'll believe you instead of square fricking enix
Bro the golden saucer was full of holograms are you stupid
She was dancing around in the gold saucer during the play yes.
Dont worry anon
See
WOW! THEY GAVE HER NEW BACK STORY ABOUT HOW SHE PERFORMED IN GOLD SAUCER, AND NOW WE SEE HER PERFORM IN GOLD SAUCER!
WHAT AN AMAZING TWIST!
Stop being jealous Aerith
MY BEAUTIFUL WIFEY
>using a hologram of a dead person instead of hiring a real actress
Hmmmmm..
>Biggs and Jessie's bodies not found
>Leaf House kids both mention Biggs and Jessie
>One of the last things Biggs tells you is to check in on the Leaf House for him
>Post credits scene shows a battered Biggs recuperating in what appears to be Leaf House
>It's implied Jessie is with him.
Yeah she's fine.
She was clearly in Gold Saucer, and the timelines don't diverge until Zack/Cloud reach Midgar. Which means that in both timelines, she originally missed her chance to perform because her dad fell into terminal mako coma bullshit. So thr shit some have said about it being a hologram of an old performance are wrong.
She and Biggs are both fine.
We also don't know if Wedge is dead dead either.
Wouldn't be surprised if those three showed up later on as support NPCs when we inevitably make it to The Highwind in the last game.
Will ANYONE in this game die?
Yes, Cait Sith
Well, they may all actually be killed by the black materia this time as was implied by the end of the first game until Advent Children was announced.
If you want to count it Barret did die in Remake until it got undone.
Last game had all the death.
The is going to be the happy game where everyone lives.
Except for Sonon. Who is going to show up as a corpse puppet and traumatize Yuffie right into Cloud's arms.
But thats fricking stupid. I know your right too. I like happy endings. I like positive resolution. I liked Tidus coming back in FFX2 even. Because that was a positive resolution to what Yuna wanted. Hell even her letting go was as well. But thing is, positive resolutions work best when you go through shit to earn them. Aerith dying was meaningful because it sucked ass. It made killing Sephiroth more impactful because you hated the homosexual. Then Cloud moving on to be with his childhood gf was meaningful because he had suffered loss and moved on to have a positive relationship. Tifa and Cloud were very vanilla too so it made it nice for people who were okay with it. I honestly think the worst change was to Zach. He existing as a posthumous character meant more then him being alive. Being an inspiration to Cloud was important to Cloud's character AND to Zach himself because of WHY Zach was an inspiration to Cloud. I would argue for all of Crisis Core's faults that making Zach more fleshed out wasn't one of them because he still died so when you saw all he did and who he was it added to the impact of him being a dead character. An inspiration. Now all that's gone for the sake of feelies that a bunch of normalgays who probably never even watched Advent Fricking Children even much less played the ACTUAL GAME. Hell they probably even didn't watch a streamer do it. These are the homosexuals that this is done for. So they can say 10 years from now that the REAL FF7 had a unilaterally happy ending where the heckin Thanos expy got wrecked by the Phantom Thieves. I'm absolutely livid. FF7 was ART. And it needed to be respected. And now its not.
Ever heard of the 'Enter' key?
Yeah that wasn't formatted properly... I am angry though and I'm still right.
That's a really nice long run on sentence but FF7 has been shit since Advent Children, Crisis Core and X-2 are both shitty games, and you should probably just have a nice day since the og wasn't even the best PSX FF
If you hate FF7 from the start why do you give a shit?
I don't hate FF7, I hate compilationshit. Learn to read
ffx-2 is great frick you
Welp.
Congrats
You just had your first lesson as to why you shouldn't like anything. You have two choices; stop caring about the Remake or stop caring about final fantasy
after advent children i chose the former, I'm considering the latter now
Damnit I may choose both now that this is all fricking happening.
it's okay. only Cait Sith #1 will die.
President Shinra. Keep up foo
I don't know why the frick there wasn't a scene or something where Jessie asks Tifa if it's okay to jump Cloud's bones. Like, give Tifa this shitty moment where she pretends she doesn't care and Cloud asks her about it later. "Did you say it was okay for Jessie to grab my dick?" and they could argue about their feelings. Nothing happens because Jessie dies but it sets up Cloud and Tifa talking about their relationship. Tifa could just say she wanted him to be happy given that it seemed like he didn't want to be with her and Cloud can fumble with a response.
I feel like if these stupid fricking video games are going to become movies they might as well fricking make these characters have long drawn out hour-long conversations, longer than the ones in MGSV.
>cleriths are celebrating on twitter right now
I dont know what got leaked but based Aerithchads win again!!
I need to know what happens aerithbros
Link. They're actually going apeshit but for what?
I want to know too. They are giving me too much hope, but I know that they are probably just getting excited due to some text leaks which are probably fake.
Black folk just look through the thread it's been posted like 3 times
homosexual we already know about the mandatory aerith date in kalm, this has to do with something else with all the cheers and celebrations going on right now
It's probably this
>Pm'd you the Clerith fix
Wow. That's...That's really shit. That's some hardcore "MUH EPIC MOMENT" shit. Like a fricking Marvel movie. I'll never forgive Sony for this.
How do you know what moment that is?
What if they confess but then he dies?
Its more just removing a pre existing canon pairing to make room for a new thing because this is a new thing and the new generation gets the new thing. Because its THEIR time. The whole sensationalism angle is really shit.
There is no way in hell Cloud picks Tifa over Aerith if Aerith lives.
That was always the truth since 1997.
prease understandu. disc 1 cloud doesn't count but only when it comes to his feelings for aerith.
I mean there are shippers who seriously believe that Cloud hates Aerith because she is predatory or that she is like a little sister to him
>she is like a little sister to him
But she's older than he is
I know anon, that's what they think
these same people don’t see a problem with the dumbfrick idea that tifa railed cloud as soon as he got off his fricking jenova/mako crack high
> Girl helps childhood friend find himself when he is completely broken.
> They fall in love.
vs
> Flower girl still obsessed with her ex is OTP because she got penetrated by yet another dude's giant sword
>they fall in love
Sorry I don't read fanfiction.net
there's no opportunity for them to fall in love as children and if you're of the opinion that SOLDIER Clould doesn't count then there's no opportunity for them to fall in love in VII proper either. you're fully relying on the LS part being a "oh btw I actually loved you this whole time" after 2 discs of fricking nothing
>I mean there are shippers who seriously believe that Cloud hates Aerith because she is predatory
kek
>we have RECEIPTS
Nah, Tifa x Cloud under the Tiny Bronco was a perfect scene... if you played right.
If Cloud winds up with Aerith, well, its stupid but par for the course so far.
Ah yes, the origin of the long promised content of the vomit materia finally revealed.
meant for
It works for the wrong post too
>SEND ME $15 ON KOFI FOR THE LEAKS
Based.
more like cringe
Aerith survive
Tifa lost
Tifa and Cloud had a very nice and meaningful relationship and now its just shat on for the sake of shippers. Shippers. They aren't reasonable people.
>"Do you love me?"
>Seen 6 months ago
There are "people" out there that this Tifa stands a chance if Aerith lives.
>There are "people" out there that this Tifa/Aerith stands a chance if Jessie lives.
>Zack is alive in this timeline
>Aerith latched onto Cloud because he's pretty much a copy of Zack
>Thinking they're not going to be shipped together while Tifa wins the Cloudbowl again, proving that they're the one true pairing
I'm kidding, of course. Both girls are made for Rex XIII's knot.
Cloud endgame
Cute and canon!
>T. Shinra trooper
>that soldier was actually cloud
I hope she has Sonon as her personal frick toy hnnnnnng and she infused his wiener mako aaaaaaaaa
Pretty based of Nojima and Nomura to kill off Cloud so Glenn can be the protagonist of REtcon
Glenn is legitimately far too good of a character to be stuck on the shit story he is in honestly.
I'd personally go far enough to say he's wasted on the FF7 setting as well.
Who is he and how is he like?
Jack, but blond
Please tell me the zack shit isn't true
Please
Single playabe character action dudebros suck my fat wiener. Rebirths is a real party based FF game and its combat will be better than Remakes which was already goated. 7 playable characters, 2 playable guest characters, team up attacks, 3 difficulty options, NG hard mode, etc.
It's over for you ffxv gays
Snape kills Dumbledore
I loved ffxv
I loved ffxvi
I loved ffvii og and remake
i hate ffxiv
I have loved every main numbered FF with the exceptions of II and XIII. Including both MMOs, in which I'm semi active.
II was just dogshit all around. And my hatred for XIII stems from the fact that my PS3 bricked while I was playing it, and then a second PS3 bricked while playing it again. So I just stopped trying and then never got another PS3.
>II was just dogshit all around
I'm not a 2 stan, but I do think it had some cool ideas. the open world, the keyword system, and the way all the towns change as you progress the story are all pretty neat.
>PS3 bricked while I was playing it, and then a second PS3 bricked while playing it again.
What?
Console died while playing it, then died again when retrying to beat it again.
Happened to me with Vesperia on 360, I was at the final dungeon and 950/1000 achievements.
I only beat it when they re-released it on PC over ten years later. I didn't particulary give a shit.
So its official this game is garbage and Barry was once again right?
Barry hating this game because Nomura makes him right for the wrong reasons. But yes. I honestly think Snoy attached the KH golden child to yet another sinking ship. Let the man make what he wants for frick sake.
What he wanted flopped, so this is what he has now,
>KH3 flopped
What? I need context to what your talking about. Because I promise you FF15 was micromanaged to hell and back and FF14 was definitely "studio'd" to hell and back.
It had less sales last year than Remake from what I remember, despite it being multi-plat and being out much longer.
The fans who liked it and will stay paying customers liked it. And it still sold a frickton.
Genesisbros, our status?
>everyone making up their own fanfic shit to get mad at
>other morons believe them just to get mad too
Yup its Ganker alright
I just heard the rumour. If this is true, Nomura will never work for Square Enix let alone in the Japanese game industry again.
The game ends with Hojo banging Yuffie.
Sephiroth is the only one who truly loves Cloud, but people here always have no idea what they're discussing.
> Sephiroth loves himself
> Cloud is his clone
> Sephiroth and Cloud OTP
It's true, this entire remake shit has been to see who is the most hard gay for cloud
so far, sephiroth is winning, barret is not too far behind (so to speak)
>le creepy illusion man
They ruined Sephiroth.
Sephiroth has been utterly and absolutely ruined since AC, crisis core is probably the only compilation thing that didn't objectively make him worse because it was full of characters that were knockoffs of him instead
That's always what he was
From the sounds of things they ruined basically everything else too.
he was pretty much ruined when they started giving him the one black wing in all his appearances.
but yes, the Remake trilogy has ruined him further.
he really channels the jilted ex boyfriend vibe
clerithbros vindication may be upon us
THANKS FOR THE TWITTER UPDATES BRO! TUMBLR NEXT?
and i will continue homosexual
>has a Tumblr
>calls other homosexual
>twitter knows something that we don't
doubt.jpeg
They paid for the exclusive shipbait leaks
Ganker posters are too poor to buy PS5.
I can only imagine they're celebrating fake leaks right now that don't have any visual evidence to back them up lmao
How many days ago did we get possible spoilers of the helicopter thing?
Now that's been proven to be correct.
I think we'll get ending spoilers today or tomorrow.
afaik it hasn't even been 24 hours since that dropped
RIP Unreal Marketplace animals
You're assuming these people are no lifing the game 16+ hours a day and b lining the story.
The Redditor who leaked that is still in chapter 2.
He is but we got the spoilers over a day ago, which means someone else with a regular copy is close to beating the game.
I don't get it, what are they talking about?
What's the context behind this tweet? They act as if Aerith's going to make it out alive or something.
>They act as if Aerith's going to make it out alive or something.
Anon, I...
Aerith lives and her date is mandatory
cope and seethe clotigay
Proof?
>They act as if Aerith's going to make it out alive or something.
You think she won't? You're giving this shit "remake" too much credit
Sorry Clerith bros...
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS ABOUT THE JANNIES AND TIME TRAVEL FRICKERY YOU homosexualS WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT SHIPhomosexualRY
Im starting to believe the FF community is more insane than the Sonic community
FF is literally just sonic for trannies
Sonic is FF for furries
Are there more good sonic games than FF games?
There are only 5 good FF games so probably
Yes
Their Barry is better too
Counterpoint
>Cloud
German
>Barret
African-American
>Tifa
Italian-Asian hapa
>Aerith
French
>Nanaki
??? A dog
>Yuffie
Japanese
>Ketcy
Scottish/Highlander
>Vincent
Hungarian/Romanian, somewhere in Eastern Europe but not Slav
>Cid
Southern Redneck
who gonna spill whatever new clerith stuff leaked
I'm glad I mostly stick to /ffg/. These threads are just fricking nonsense on repeat until there's actual news.
>I'm glad I mostly stick to /ffg/
all ffg has is 16 gays and 15 gays b***hing
DO I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER GAME FOR THE BIRTH OF A GOD REMIX OR IS IT IN THIS ONE
I NEED ANSWERS NOW MOTHERFRICKERS
Play the original game so you know when it play.
We've got at least two more fricking games to go before they stop beating around the bush with this fanfiction shit.
None of it matters. The real ending will be in a kingdom hearts game
>least two more fricking games
I wouldn't even bet on a 3rd one after this bombs hard
they're too busy spamming one wing sorry
Not buying this because they sweet baby inc Cid.
Enjoy your woke censored trash, trannies
You probably ain't wrong too.
Mods'll fix it.
A lot of leaks are starting to appear, but there are still uncertainties about the ending. Will Cloud die in the end?
Remake timeline is fanfiction.
clotis aren't happy with the latest leaks
lol tumblr / twitter gays really are even more mentally ill than the average anon
Isn’t Dirge of Cerberus the last part of the compilation?
Maybe. Time shenanigans might make it these games
>tigays don't know the actual story
Unsurprising
it will be funny if Rebirth loses sales because of enraged shippers.
I thought all the most unhinged autists posted on Ganker
No, all the ff7 ship autists are on tumblr and twitter
The male ones and like 30% of the trans ones yes
The females, gays, and females (gays) have always been on tumblr/twitter
>miss kebob
My sides!
Penelope pickme the screenshot
This devolved into another shipgay thread, I would say I'm surprised but
>wienerstar got all their source code stolen and dumped on the Internet
>this will never happen to SE so an actual good version of remake could be cobbled together from this awful shit
I don't want to lose Aerith.
Tifa? Cute and canon
Aerith? Side Quest
NON
OPTIONAL
DATES
>tfw I don't give a frick about shipping homosexualry
Never did never will in all of my life on this fricking site and especially when I was browsing Ganker and watching anime every fricking day I never ever gave a fricking shit about shipping wars garbage.
You're all mentally ill and you all sound like 40 years old women watching reality tv show seek help you stupid fricking Black folk
>You're all mentally ill and you all sound like 40 years old women
Reminder that online shipping was literally created by 40 year old housewives obsessively posting on newsgroups about Scully hooking up with Mulder/Skinner/Cigarette Smoking Man/That One Black Guy
doubt. i'm sure there were anime/manga shippers before then.
The oldest recorded uses of the noun ship and the noun shipper, according to the Oxford English Dictionary,[7][8][9][10] date back to 1996 postings on the Usenet group alt.tv.x-files;[11] shipping is first attested slightly later, in 1997 and the verb to ship in 1998.[12]
Neat, I actually learned something from a fricking Final Fantasy 7 thread.
slash fiction was the original term, dates back to the og star trek
If we're being honest shipping goes way back in human history regardless of the term used. Books like Little Women definitely had what we would call shippers nowadays.
frick frederick. jo should have been with laurie!
> 40 years old women
Because they are. All the shipping garbage ITT and unironical postings of twatter literal whos are from landwhales
This has been going on since we were all small impressionable children and we just haven't been able to let go.
Spoilers dont see if you want to enjoy the game
Cute and canon!
based and cute
Yuricuck ESLs are mentally ill
Real?
why is zack black?
He looks tanned.
Look at the filename of where the image came from, there is your answer
Women really do ruin everything huh
Is this leak or mod, ma'am? No way that Japanese console game can have bikini after Abe's death..... only Jap gacha can have bikini for not being censored due to being irrelevant and joinin'da ACK so soon. Korean gacha bans bikini shch as BA...
It's a leak, each girl gets different bikinis based on a previous choice, like the dresses. Cloud has different clothes he can get too. Barret only has the sailor suit.
Was Trailer's safehorny burqa just different outfit? It's a miracle that P3 reload had bikini despite being Japanese cosnole game. She looks old but JK yet like Aki.
Yuffie is the true winner
#toosoon
But does Cloud get to impregnate Cissnei?
How will you react when alternate timeline Cloud ends up with her?
I'm going to say it 1 more time ( don't amke me repeat myself)
where
are
the
leajs
(if you reply sarcastcally to this post i'll let you know just how sorry you're going to be)
what's a leajs?
>SEFROTHS
check your bathroom faucet
Tjere hasnj beej enoujh timj jor reaj leajs yej
Zack survives against that many Sinra soldiers and playfully knocks down a helicopter. Is this guy the strongest soldier?
still looks like a moron, classic zack
more
He's the GOAT. I want to play as him in part 3
Is he holding a fricking pole
Downing a helicopter with Aerith still in it might be the stupidest thing Zack's ever done.
once a moron, always a moron
2bh it's pretty on brand. Dude is reckless to the point of moronation.
Everyone dies eventually.
It's funny to see girls have just as much rage as being "cucked" as guys are.
male Shipgays here hate Zack cause he's the one doing the cucking, they don't get angry at Aerith or Tifa.
Uh
No way. This game is rated T.
Is there a kino sex scene or something?
Aerith won
I'm a full blown Aerithgay and there's no way we're getting something like that.
I don't care about the main cast, where's my wife Cissnei?
She's in gongaga, where have you been?
There is no reason she is in Gongaga unless because she liked Zack.
here are more leajs
>no she does not show her boobs
Maann...
FRICK. Frick this game man.Frick this shit
>no tiddy flash
Imagine my shock that TifaBlack folk made that up
>Tifa showing her scar
sounds just like the spoiler-tagged leaker from yesterday and this philly guy is the real deal
Yuffie spoilers pls
fr though why all the characters have nice hair every day wake up like that
>you cant date Cait
0/10 game.
I'm just amazed SE didn't give Claud Mako Vision™ so he could follow Chocobo™ tracks. That must have taken a lot of restraint.
>*whistles for magic motorbike*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*mako vision activates*
>"Mhmm... giant meteor marks all over the victim... a Sephiroth™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Barret"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Sephiroth™ costumes appear*
>"OY! BLOODY 'ELL FRICKING c**t SHIT FRICK c**t, IT'S A FRICKIN' SOLIDER, IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit... you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire with materia and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys but they don't fall in half*
>"Mhmm... Bandits™ pretending to be Sephiroth™... better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Nanaki"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY! BLOODY FRICK c**t SOLDIER, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR, YA BLOODY FRICKING c**t?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Sephiroth™. Here's proof" *shows hands*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD! DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Giving You Dis Pear" Complete. DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO
>100 gil received
Probability: High
>The Intro:
>The footage of the party escaping at the beginning of the demo is part of a newscast covering the destruction in Midgar. The bombings happened and the plate fell, in addition to the tornados. This is the Midgar Zack is walking into. Noteworthy about this is the newscast keeps repeating that "an Ex-SOLDIER with a buster sword" is working for AVALANCHE and was not found with the other survivors (yes, survivors) in the rubble of the expressway. Zack stares at the jumbo tron in Sector 5 wide-eyed and paranoid because he matches that description, yet he literally just walked into Midgar with his Cloud. The news then focuses on the survivors being airlifted by two helicopters. This is the shot of the "dead" party members in the trailers. Zack spots Aerith, but after her chopper lifts off, Red XIII attacks the pilots, causing the chopper to crash.
>This was all caught on the news, saying it was over sector 5. Zack dumps Cloud on Kyrie and runs off to the crash site. This is where he becomes playable. After running through the rubble, Zack finds the crashed chopper with Aerith having fallen out and surrounded by troopers. Zack has limited combat mechanics here to fight the troopers. The other chopper is crashed during this shuffle. There's then a very sad shot of a dead survivor. If you happen to like animals...
>Then the whole thing with Zack caressing Aerith and white materia falling happens.
>Cloud and Tifa have a fight in Kalm:
>After Cloud finishes story, Aerith and Tifa are talking in their room. This is where Tifa tells Aerith she doesn't remember Cloud being in Nibelheim five years ago. Tifa can't sleep, gets up, and sees Cloud in the hall. She says she wants to talk, so she walks out to the balcony for him to follow. As soon as she's out, Sephiroth shows up as a hallucination in the hallway. This is Seph's lines from the trailers about having killed Tifa and this Tifa not being Tifa.
>Once Cloud makes it to the balcony, Tifa asks him where he's been for five years. I can't remember exactly what Cloud said (should probably just record stuff), but Tifa gets upset and says "are you saying that I'm an imposter?" She then proceeds to lift up the bottom of her top to show him her scar (no she does not take her top or show him her boobs). Anyway, she's upset and they go back inside to their rooms upset with each other.
>Anyway, I'm prioritizing the main quest to get through the story. Will probably put on easy so I'll finish over the weekend.
Hahahaha it's literally over for Tifa. CLERITH won
So they have a fight that leads Aerith to ask Cloud (during their non-optional clocktower date) if something happened between him and Tifa and remind him to not take her for granted, yet in between Tifa flirtatiously goads Cloud into talking about their water tower promise and you as Cloud have the option to hit on her for muh affection mechanics
So she's optional just like she's always been.
Lol Cloud is going to beat up tifa instead of Aerith
Sephiroth is a clerith?!?
>Cloud thinks tifa is Sephiroth in disguise
>still gets on the gondola and kisses her
WTF is the Tifa route the secret gay route!?
I dunno dont care i want an amongus tifa suit
Cloud x Tifa angst full speed ahead. I like that Tifa isn't taking his bullshit this time around.
The FF7 twist is a bit moronic when you consider how easily it could have been avoided.
It's not romantic angst. They're arguing over who's memory is wrong. I will say though that her not being a complete and utter passenger in the plot is a welcome change.
It's a bit curious though. I'm not really sure what the initial trigger for a lot of this is. In Remake, Cloud was being more dickish than he was in the original game, trying to kill Johnny and later Reno. Why is he suddenly more violent in this timeline than he was originally? He never tried to kill Reno before, so what changed?
This sudden shift in behavior is likely the impetus for why Tifa's more cautious and wary around Cloud. Barret didn't kick Cloud off the team in the original timeline, but I'm thinking that the reason he did here was because Tifa didn't try at hard to vouch for him, likely for her reservations about Cloud caused by the earlier Johnny incident. She doesn't trust Cloud as much now, and for good reason, but the trigger that caused Cloud's sudden shift in behavior goes completely unaddressed. Cloud is just more violent for no reason and it's this that causes the timeline to go off the rails.
I dunno but i liked he wanted to kill reno gay
I don't know the reason so far, but I like the drama of it.
>Jenova can turn into the people you love
>Cloud starts to suspect Tifa
Ummmm Corpsechads???
> Most notably he doesn't suspect Aerith
> at all
HOW MANY CLOUDS ARE THERE
One for each girl! Problem solved!
>Red XIII attacks the pilots, causing the chopper to crash.
>There's then a very sad shot of a dead survivor. If you happen to like animals...
Nanaki bros...not like this...
>If you happen to like animals...
cancelling my pre order
Will there be merchandise for Rebirth like there was for Remake? I remember a soup or something like that with Remake character portraits and I would like for Rebirth to do similar stuff
Give it to me straight. Is this game going to make purists rage quit Square for turning FFVII into Kingdom Hearts multiverse SHIT?!
Dude I really really hate to say this but even the KH shit has more of a sensible build up then this bullshit.
The first one didn't but maybe 7gays were just in denial for 4 years
>Is this game going to make purists rage quit Square for turning FFVII into Kingdom Hearts multiverse SHIT?
what do you mean 'this game'? people were already raging at the ending of the first game for doing that shit
>purists
FF7 purists have been zoned out for over 20 years now, moron.
There isn't a single FF7-related thing beyond the original PS1 release that isn't complete dogshit.
is it pronounced like Smeefa or Smefa?
>we need fatlus and monolithsoft to save jrpgs
we’re fricked aren’t we?
Xenoblades is our last salvation sadly. Atlus is dead bro. Been dead for years.
I cannot physically bring myself to say that Xenoblade 3 is any better than Persona 5
That’s how fricked it is
Perhaps but at least we had Rex be a chad. That alone is a point up. Also P5's story was worse then Xenoblade 3 and I fricking hated Xenoblade 3's story.
P5’s plot and villains are a joke (well Royal has a good villain) but at least I didn’t want the entire cast of characters to die by the end like I did with Xeno3.
I’d still take either game over SE slop though
Dragon Quest's last mainline entry was top tier and XII is cooking.
look forward to The Torchbearer's Dusk releasing October 2024
Falcom already saved JRPGs
With?
For me, it's Cluffy and Yufcent
>it is okay if it looks worse than Remake
>it is okay if they butcher characters like Cid
>it is okay if the plot in fanfic-tier
>it is okay if they add ufailable QTEs
>it is okay if they ruin pacing and drama
>it is okay if they don't kill Aerith
>it is okay if the game has actual DRM
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>it is okay if the game's combat is simpler
>it is okay if the game isn't selling well
>it is okay if the 3m announcement was the last we heard
>it is okay to buy DLC
>it is okay that the Steam peak players don't reach 100k
The only thing that is okay about this is that the original cannot be ruined by it
>3m announcement
Squeenix can only fricking pray.
Every single direct sequel they've done has seen massive diminishing returns, and they already poisoned the well with all of the bullshit with Intergrade, Ever Crisis, and First Soldier.
I've never seen fatigue set in this hard for a trilogy with a single released game.
Oh yeah, 3m is being VERY optimistic.
This game is going to outsell Remake lmao
Who would buy Rebirth and not Remake?
People looking for an open world RPG. That still means a lot to normies.
Just like the 10 million people that bought forspoken right?
Forspoken isn't a brand.
*just like 10 million people bought Strangers of Paradise because it's an FF Souls like
does that one work for you better moron?
>another false equivalency
Why are you getting so mad?
You started it with claiming people will buy this solely because it's "an open world RPG" like it's a fricking Bethesda game
My only claim is that it has a larger chance of making a bigger splash due to being open world. Something we've seen with numerous other ongoing franchises.
>FF Souls
Is FF Nioh-Like
Team Ninja wishes they played like Souls.
Forspoken didn’t have a chance because every influencer who could have shilled to the normies made fun of it instead.
Rebirth is getting shilled hard as frick though.
Forspoken outsold 16 and Hi Fi Rush moron
People who got it via PSplus I guess.
But it's a PS5 exclusive, so it won't sell well. Nomuragays only hope is that it outsells 16.
that's not happening
What will happen is that they'll announce that the FF7 remake project has sold over 8-10 million copies to cover their ass
It will ultimately break even, FF7 is too big to fail.
Even if Rebirth is a catastrophic failure, they'll end up in the black over the next decade with re-releases, tie-ins, merch sales, and the half-a-dozen FF7 whaling expedition gachas that will be EoS within a year.
I'm not joking, I'm not sure why they don't just make a FF7 tv series with the game's assets. Do just a 26 episode series, covering the events of the game, this time STRAIGHT with no time bullshit.
>this time STRAIGHT with no time bullshit.
Nojima sees FF7 as a mistake. Every single Compilation entry retcons part of the original release.
They'll never do an actual remake of any kind because the people in charge have decided that their vision is superior, and the tard wrangler responsible for them retired 20 years ago.
>tfw FFIX might be the only game that can get an actual remake because Sakaguchi wrote it himself and Ito isn't included in the nu-ff cabal for whatever reason
>heh. That massively appealing cross-cultural multi-million dollar hit game? That was a mistake!
Are they seriously like that? Are they that stupid. Do they have no reverence or at least respect for the fans who do have reverence? This should have just been a nostalgia romp rather than some idiotic nonsense.
They could even do alt-universe sequels with Tifa and Aerith in totally different settings if they want to frick around. Make Tifa a boxer, put her in Tekken, have Aerith be some preistess or some shit. Whatever. Go nuts.
It's insane to think that even after all the grief, bullshit, etc, Anno has more respect for Evangelion and Kojima has more respect for MGS than the people who wrote FF7 have for it
w-was Sakaguchi the hero we needed all along? The theme of FF7 is tragedy and dealing with loss, which is completely absent from the remake. There's a believable tone and reaction to the loss in FF7 that makes it feel more real and grounded, like it's based on someone's actual experience with losing a loved one, and that's something that's hard to find. A lot of media is pretty overly melodramatic or shrugs off loss.
When replaying FF7 I teared up when Aerith does her dream message to Cloud since she knows or thinks this is a huge risk and she might never come back. Aerith is a good empathetic person, and she's cut down in her prime, and that's it. Ther'es no go going back.
Sakaguchi was unironically not that involved with 7 past conceiving Avalanche, Kitase was the tard wrangler back then but he clearly doesn't give a frick any more
It was nomura but kh shit fricked his mind permanently also cancel of versus 13
>not that involved with 7
Aerith is literally an expy for his dead mother
FF7's entire story is about how the world copes or moves on after you die, written because Sakaguchi was coping with the loss of his mom
What the actual frick are you on about
Did that guy accepted yet his dead mom from 50 years ago? I just cringed with the fact shit witihin cgi main character was his mom in an shit scifi isekai
aerith dying was part of the plot before he left the project, when the game was still set in new york
>Do they have no reverence or at least respect for the fans who do have reverence
They don’t.
Western AAA dev might be soulless slop designed by committee to appeal to the largest number of people possible, but Japanese AAA dev is plagued by arrogant “auteurs” that think they’re god’s gift to man.
I suppose the former will always be worse but the latter is frankly more frustrating.
Breaking even, especially in the manner you described, would be a catastrophic flop that would seriously call into question the scope of the third entry.
What does it matter?
Square operates heavily on seniority, and the people in charge will never be removed.
The company is propped up entirely by gacha and MMO money. Their AAA releases have almost exclusively been shoveling money into a fire for the past decade.
This is the path they're set on. You really have to envy people like Nomura and Kitase, who never have to perform or be responsible for anything ever again after they cut their teeth under Sakaguchi in the 90s. Both of them have almost exclusively presided over flops and "barely broke even" projects for upwards of a decade and yet they still manage projects like a middle school gym class.
Tabata got fired for 15 flopping, so it's possible if they frick up hard enough
>>it is okay that the Steam peak players don't reach 100k
I will be genuinely shocked if it's over 10k
>it is okay if they don't kill Aerith
But that's what I actually WANT them to do
>Platform: PS5
Why didn't they make a port for switch?
I'M NOT READING 460+ POSTS
TELL ME STRAIGHT, DON'T BE GAYS
WHO GETS KILLED IN THE REMAKE?
No one dies and everyone gets a canon ship.
I know one you Clerith’s is in here. Spill the beans already!!!!!
Aerith survives but gets wounded by Sephiroth
Cloud carries her out in his arms
She kisses him on the cheek as he holds her
Aerith kissu!
This is a lie, but I’ll delude myself in to believing it.
that's the spirit, anon!
>an actual, non optional kiss on the critical path
Tigays utterly and eternally BTFO
It's so over for Clotigays
its been over for clotigays
>you have to be on the date with her no matter what
I genuinely can't believe how bad this nu-canon is. I have read dozens of long form fanfics over the last 25 years that are WAY better than what Kitase and Nojima came up with. Such trite fricking shit.
>Zack becomes protag
Wait what? Zack comes over to the the timeline where Cloud dies and starts leading?
Zack is Nojima's self-insert, this was the end goal ever since Crisis Core in the 00s.
FFVII gays on Ganker are the most miserable and mentally austic menchildren homosexuals on the planet tbh
Don't care about all of those half Jap prostitutes. I'm going with my homies to save Gaia together and hang out among other #nohomosexual things
So they went full ESG on Cid huh? the one character they had to fricking nail.
If this is true then frick this game. I dont care if minerva spawns out of aerith for all i care but if you frick with cid and turn him into some inoffensive old goofball then this is a complete butchering of ff7s story and everything that made it unique and memorable
He didn't really swear in Japan.
Why the frick is this even teen rated? Nobody under the age of 30 fricking cares about this game , why do grown adults need to sit through a sanitized version of the original cuz some square boomer ceo delusionally believes fortnite kids will line up in droves to buy it? Nobody but old millennial nerds fricking cares dude
Right? This should have been AO and taken place entirely in the Honey Bee Inn
This. And Square Enix knows it, they've even published the data for the world to see.