FFVII Rebirth

>Ummm Cloud?
>I can't help but notice you helped a lot at the grasslands...a little in Junon... didn't really help much in Corel...and well...your world intel for Gongaga, Cosmo Canyon and Nobel are pretty much non existent...what's going on? Do you not want to help? Should I call you more often?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    annoying little twat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We should make it so Chadley calls you every 5 minutes
      >They'll love that
      Nomura has gone insane with power

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked it when mai was there. mai was cute, let me date her in the golden saucer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every time the little homosexual calls me after a minuscule interaction with the environment I want to uninstall the game. I've started to skip every single interaction with him or MIA. MIA is arguably even worse. I just wanna concentrate on battle, yet that little c**t keeps yapping about shit I don't care about.

        I got round it by switching her to the PS controller then muting it

        Joyless homosexuals overreacting like muh streamers
        >UGGGH UGGHH EWWW OH GOD EWWWW UGGGGHHH THE CUTE GIRL IS TALKING TO ME??? OH MY SCIENCE SHE'S SO ANNOYING AND MORE IMPORTANTLY UNDERAGED UGHHH GROSS MUCH EWWW WEEBS OUT CHAT

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a boy, you dipshit.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time the little homosexual calls me after a minuscule interaction with the environment I want to uninstall the game. I've started to skip every single interaction with him or MIA. MIA is arguably even worse. I just wanna concentrate on battle, yet that little c**t keeps yapping about shit I don't care about.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got round it by switching her to the PS controller then muting it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's genius. But I've disable the controller speaker in the system settings. I guess I'll just live with it for now. Don't wanna re-enable it just do disable it another way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the time it took you to post that you could’ve just re-enabled it. I hate morons like you that b***h over easily fixable inconveniences.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The open world checklist shit is the worst I've ever seen

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        my wife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chadley doesn't call you though, he only talks to you after you finish a world intel. Or Mai calls if you go near the combat ones which you can interrupt.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get any special comment or something by escorting the dog with full hp?
    On the last fight he always get a little scratched no matter what I do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind immediately after posting I got him at full health

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        AT LEAST ANSWER YOUR OWN QUESTION LIKE FRICK MAN DON'T MAKE ME REPLAY A PART

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And do you get anything?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked listening to MAI (in Japanese at least), but the open world stuff was getting pretty grating by the time I reached Corel. The jungle and cosmo canyon were terrible because of the complexities added by the mushroom jumping/ chocobo gliding. They really should've cut that stuff down.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KYaaaaaaAAAAAAAA! *faints*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it women or gays who keep rufusposting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably both

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women, "women", and maybe some bottoms I'd assume

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gay but Rufus does nothing for me. Give me Zack, Barret, Cid or Biggs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      built like a dragon age character

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sales have affected my enjoyment of the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Now that I know it's underrated and overlooked I like it more despite its flaws.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more disappointed by the lack of Mai porn.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Mai, and I thought their sibling-like bickering despite her being a program that Chadley made was fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chadley designs a waifu
      >It's literally just himself wearing drag
      what did the Chadster mean by this?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud is talking to the air again...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        move b***h outta the way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looked so sad here, she needed my embrace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Sephiroth could be here" he thought, "I've never been in Cosmo Canyon before. There could be Sephiroth anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SEPHIROTH" he thought. Yuffie's Boredom Song reverberated in his head, making it pulsate even as Jenova celle circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Sephiroth after the Nibelheim situation. "With a buggy, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He reminds me of HOPE

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's racism. The joke is racism

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Aerith and wish for her to end up in a relationship with Cloud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Zack.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they go crazy on costumes in the next game. Bee yuffie is needed

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sandstorm hits while looking for Barret.
    >Cloud immediately holds Aerith and protects her face instead of Tifa

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long is Chapter 14?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Story scenes 2-3 hours.
      Combat depends on difficulty, but expect at least an hour since theres a lot of fighting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      about 59,325 boss phases worth

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Zack and wish for him to end up six feet under.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWEH
    W
    E
    H

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she get fat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got pregnant after getting plapped by the Jap devs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I fapped as much as I could to her skinny bikini pictures, now I’m going to start over with her thicc ones. She’s pretty based tbh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did a QA livestream yesterday with Zack's VA.
      Pretty strong implications shes going to be back for the third game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It triggers me that she’s spending time with Zack.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          His VA seems gay tbh, and he lives in NYC so it adds up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zack's VA seems like a massive homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She also said they tell her nothing about the plot. She'll get the lines and zero context.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The said that their lines are record well over a year before the games release. They are probably going to start recording for part 3 in the next few months since the game is reusing the same assets and planning to release sooner than Rebirth took.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Cloud just doesn't appreciate Tifa at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a bawd who's trying to steal him from Aerith

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Aerith stole Cloud from Tifa? That said, if it weren’t for Tifa wienerblocking things between them they would have been in a relationship in Rebirth already

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tifa wasn't owed anything by Cloud.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cloud owes Tifa a relationship

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aerith owes Cloud a relationship because she promised to go on a date with him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are "business" partners. They both want Cloud are playing for the harem ending.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yrw they just let you choose your endgame waifu, frick it yolo? including Yuffie

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My memory fails me but didn't the original Tiny Bronco have those floaters that seaplanes had? I could've sworn that was the reason why it could be used at sea. I know the japs based it on an actual plane I just don't know if they based it on a seaplane or if it's just some hodgepodge mixture of an oldass experimental WW2 plane and a rotodyne but with jets.

    Also it's kinda funny that some companies in Europe are copying the Final Fantasy airship designs for cargo delivery. Having a Highwind sounds nice but it's too huge for just a mooring circle, and a tiny one would only be useful for shit like emergencies

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, I thought some of his banter with MAI, especially in the later regions, was pretty mirthful. Maybe you've just been filtered?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that bit got old real fast

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ggaggaggggghhh

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tries to kill her
    >Wants to frick him the next day because he's sorry
    >The others don't care and even try to goad them into it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beloved team member just got killed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        something something convergence of emotions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beloved party member is getting brutally beaten up by party leader
        >Oops! Seems like a bad time!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girl they pick up ratted them out once already
      >then ruins the deal with their enemy
      >new guy they find keeps saying he's working for Shinra
      >suddenly Shinra shows up where they are
      >it wasn't me, I swear!!
      Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all the new nomura additions. Game feels like a KH game moreso than a FF game.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone found cheese methods for hard mode yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing yuffie not only makes the game piss easy, it also makes it mildly enjoyable to fight stuff with that horrendous mix of ATB and Action combat where the enemies don't adhere to the same rules

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud is the most fun party member thoughbeit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Untrue. They fricked up the operator mode entirely. Now he's just a fricking Yo-Yo. Yuffie you double up, then you pull the enemies close then you tornado them, then you spam your combos and art of war and the entire battlefield is just a mess of juggling enemies.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yuffie doppelganger tanks the framerate on PS5 therefore she cannot be the most fun character.
            Operator mode only slingshots if you do the magic combo.
            Prime Mode is also very fun.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clean your playstation Black person. No fps drops on my end. Performance mode.
              Prime mode is literally "Hold Square". Go fricking play Spider Man if you love doing nothing that much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't perfect counter in Prime
                OHNONONO

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Standing around waiting for an enemy to not cast magic

                I've literally killed 3 packs of enemies before you even perfect countered a single one cuck.
                Maybe you should stop perfect countering b***hes coming your way. Maybe then you'd get your dick wet for once. Then again, you play Cloud in Prime waiting for the enemy to attack, so you're probably the most boring motherfricker alive.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he has to stop what he's doing to Perfect Counter
                AHAHAHAHA

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine doing nothing for twelve seconds waiting while instead you could be doing damage
                ngmi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enemies use atb too, and can be affected by haste and slow spells

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the original One Winged Angel is good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom hearts version is better

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone care about ff7 after this game? Timeline shit just cheapens the emotional impact.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Tifa forgive Cloud for almost killing her? Is being blonde really that much of an advantage with girls?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chadley is pure sex goddamn

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long before Barret loses it on Cloud?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the game yet. Does it still have the same linear chapter system as the first one?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's chapter based but generally every chapter has a pretty massive open zone to explore

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. Are the zones different each chapter?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          theres quite a lot of unique zones, not every chapter but there's more than enough

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Zeliths. At least Zack gave Clerith the greenlight himself. He'll be rewarded with Yuffie and Cissnei for his good deeds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He'll be rewarded with Yuffie
      lmao could you unironically imagine

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >24/7 gays are shitposting that this is an Aerith game
    >up to chapter 11 now, 50 hours in
    >it's literally the Tifashow non-stop. Little touches, hugs, almost kissing, talking about their problems, etc.
    I assume the narrative goes dogshit and tries to force all Aerith shit in the final chapter then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends which romance route you picked essentially for the first 11 chapters.
      Chapter 12 is entirely focused on the girl you pick, but has a significant Aerith x Cloud moment. The moment is kinda lost if you aren't on Aerith's route.
      Chapter 13-14 are just pure Cloud and Aerith content regardless what others decided in previous chapters.
      The credits only recaps the Aerith route, and her route is defaulted if you don't pick either girl.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chapter 13-14 are just pure Cloud and Aerith content regardless what others decided in previous chapters.
        How are nips so consistently shit at writing. Just do the smallest possible branches in dialogue. Everything with Aerith will feel so jarring now since I'm all in with Tifa.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It oddly enough works into the story with all the split timelines. Mainly because the ending reveals that the timelines are merging together to become one world, thus making everything canon come the start of the next game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone tell me this is just anons moronic headcanon, I don't want another COMPILATION wild ride

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud saved Aerith's smile
    Aerith saved Cloud's smile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poetry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro Cloud is having a full blown mental breakdown

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And so was the rest of the gang when they saw living Aerith in Cloud's arm? I guess it makes sense since we see Tifa schizo out in that moment. Red is having a breakdown too since hes imagining Cloud imagining him being imagined being touched by Cloud's imagination.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he is so happy!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was neutral, but I converted here.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Considering him being unable to smile is a core part of his character, this scene is so touching.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud please frick MAI. Im interested in the data.
    What did he mean by this?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave it to meI got thLeave it to mYou got thI got this

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >think Chadley had some kind of pertinent information of lore to drop
    >literally just calling you to thiank you and to inform you that he's updated the simulator with your combat information
    >and then there's MAI
    I started skipping the vast, vast majority of field conversations because Chadley isn't fricking bringing anything to the table but
    >Japanese humor
    In the form of his interactions with Mai who was included so Chadley has a cute girl to bounce off of so he himself won't be so dry and annoying. Truly, nothing is wrong with Chadley save for his gay outfit and the fact he won't shut the FRICK up. You can walk away from him in the middle of his spiel to go sit on bench and recover and he'll STILL BE TALKING ABOUT FRICKING NOTHING. Shut UP, Chadley. Frick! If he wasn't there then people would be going "Hey, this feels real fricking FF16-ish what with all of these time wasting missions" and that is a valid point. I just got to Gonaga and...frick it, I did Izo's thing completely on accident but beyond that I fricking ran STRAIGHT to the story point. Did all this side content bullshit and didn't even get my dick sucked at Gold Saucer. Lame.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the way he negs me when I fail a combat trial

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just got to the end of Chapter 11
    >Going back to the Gold Saucer
    >Look at intel
    >There's a full list of world places now
    >Realise I haven't had a proper interaction with Cid yet

    Bros...did they cut out Rocket Town?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saved for the game where it actually has relevance.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't do piano higher past the beginner level
    Good thing that's literally no reason to

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zackgays...How are we feeling?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa's dead in the mako fish guts
    >Cloud dgaf
    Aerith alive in his hands
    >OVERWHELMING EMOTION

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud became literally catatonic when he thought Tifa died you subhuman

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.twitch.tv/stormfall33/clip/BusyCloudyKumquatRaccAttack-URU8xzUbYRT9KtY0
    >Yet another streamer filtered by Marlene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zackgays...How are we feeling?

      What is Marlene's nickname now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this whale mad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she was on purpose a major butthole to Aerith and simped for Tifa to please her coomer audience only to go get hit with the actual canon in the main story.

        She's also virtue signaling that she would never fall in love with someone else, she's pure and not tainted, so that the simps keep donating her money.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the last challenge of Queens Blood in Golden Saucer. I haven't tried looking into any strategies but it's super fricking gay that I'm incapable of winning the Sephiroth card. Also FRICK Jules. Knocking the difficulty to Easy should make the mini-games themselves easy. homosexual recovers from his falls way too early and will always hit 49 reps no matter what.
      >lol you tied so you lose
      Frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get good, b***h.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not doing it with the lewd bikini
          for shame

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tifa is slower at crunches if you wear the beach outfit because of her boob physics. You'll notice more resistance from the haptic triggers if you use the outfits during this game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >haptic triggers
              i turned that shit off in my PS5 settings like 5 minutes after booting the system up for the first time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is all irrelevant as I was still good enough to beat it with her breasts hanging out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's also not true.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if it were it would still be irrelevant because I would rather lose 6 gorillion times than willingly put more clothes on Tifa.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >56
          Holy fricking chad, I barely did 51 after half an hour (and I was too stubborn to retry until getting ccw pattern).

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The key to a higher score on this game is to never do it the other way. Master L1 or R1 start, and retry any time you get the opposite trigger to start on. That, plus some RNG, helped me crush Jules with this score. If I got two or three yellows in a row in the 30-40 range I would just get smoked because they take too long. But on this run my last 5 struggle triggers were all greens.
            I am sure higher scores are possible because my inputs on the slower crunches are very far from optimal, I rely on Tifa's animation physically locking up to time the inputs on the lower counts because the rhythm fluctuates too much. With perfect performance in the early stages I'm sure 60 crunches vs. Jules is possible but I don't think I am the anon to do it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's still amazing, Anon. I didn't even think you could get to 56 (I thought I had to greed a lot to even get to 51).
              Which special input did you hate: the repeated inputs or the semi-press&wait? I really hated the repeated inputs, it really fricked with my rhythm.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The key to a higher score on this game is to never do it the other way. Master L1 or R1 start, and retry any time you get the opposite trigger to start on. That, plus some RNG, helped me crush Jules with this score. If I got two or three yellows in a row in the 30-40 range I would just get smoked because they take too long. But on this run my last 5 struggle triggers were all greens.
                I am sure higher scores are possible because my inputs on the slower crunches are very far from optimal, I rely on Tifa's animation physically locking up to time the inputs on the lower counts because the rhythm fluctuates too much. With perfect performance in the early stages I'm sure 60 crunches vs. Jules is possible but I don't think I am the anon to do it.

                I think I got 54 or something like that but yeah, I noticee as well how much RNG plays a roll. If you get a lot of yellows the game is basically saying "frick you, you lose."

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The real challenge is picrel
          Took 1 hour, any anons take shorter or longer?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick this fight. Did you do it with pauses? I really tried to do it, watched a guide, used pause, looked at a guide about his starting position to identify his moves, the first red combo he unleashes... But I just got filtered.
            It doesn't fricking help that you can only hit once every 5 minutes almost.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No pauses, I tried that but it wasn't helping. Like after 40minutes, my brain autopiloted and I could finally figure the tells for each pretty well. The rushes I memorized, and it helps the first rush always starts with the right hand. I usually mentally told myself "this next rush will be left starting" and sometimes if it's the left uppercut I have enough time to react. Frick the left sideways rush, I could only react in time to block

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This shit took me a good while as well i actually started pausing every hit during his rushdown

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh christ, I'm currently getting fricked up by Yuffie at this one. I realized last night that she can only do jabs on her red combo so I will probably crack it soon but yeah this game is hard. Never thought to pausescum it though.

            That's still amazing, Anon. I didn't even think you could get to 56 (I thought I had to greed a lot to even get to 51).
            Which special input did you hate: the repeated inputs or the semi-press&wait? I really hated the repeated inputs, it really fricked with my rhythm.

            the repeats, they are yellow IIRC. They didn't frick up my rhythm, I didn't falter by pressing R2 too much and then pressing it again for the L2 trigger. They just take too long for me to press and Jules would catch up to me. I've never been very good at semiautomatic trigger action in shoot-em-ups. The first round of the pirate shoot up was a little tricky for me for the same reason because you need rapid fire to score high on that round. The precision round was ironically easier for me.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuffie is tough, but sephiroth man....you only get to hit him either after a rush, or after dodging like 10 times in a row...a single time....

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuffie is tough, but sephiroth man....you only get to hit him either after a rush, or after dodging like 10 times in a row...a single time....

              I didn't even know you could fight Yuffie. How difficult is she?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very easy, she doesn't do hooks. Only straights or uppercuts

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Much much easier than sephiroth. Probably 2-3 tiers below him. You can fight her by talking to her at the machine whenever you revisit the saucer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            FYI to unlock sephiroth I think you have to complete every quest in the entire game/best the Ultimate Party Animal quest in the saucer....which is a long and tough one

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is he required for platinum?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes...sadly. You get an achievement for it and his Johnny collectable Masamune. I'd say one of the harder trophies. Except the time consuming "beat everything in hardmode"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Took me about an hour too. Was pretty satisfying once I got it. I was seething hard through that hour though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same, seethed a bit and was loud as frick but eventually just resigned to playing until I beat it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I beat it in 2 tries using pauses.

            I thought it was easier to figure out where he was punching than the shinra manager.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pauses
              you didn't beat it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sephiroth's punches are much easier to read his animations are much clearer, the only thing you need to do is memorize his combos because he will just do combos after you hit him twice

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This game does not respect my time

                I will cheese everything possible with no regrets.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey whatever works, I would've done it that way to save myself 1 hour but I just did it normally, feel like I improved reaction time while I was at it lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you need rank star for the musical pieces for an achievement or item? I got A on everything first try

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A is all you need

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tifa reductionism makes her sounds like an absolutely awful person
    >Aerith reductionism only makes her seem a little bit quirky
    Funny

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make Bugenhaggen a schizo demented c**t

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Planetologists are schizos. They're basically a woke mob. They gather and do socratic circles where they shame each other for not parroting Bugenhagenisms.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally eat Phoenix Feces, mental patients

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rebirth added three playable characters

    there is going to be a third new party member in ff7-3

    it's going to be rufus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Redeemediroth fighting ULTRA MEGA JENOVA with the crew

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care how moronic that would be. I'm all in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah its gonna be Sarruf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      third party member will be Sephiroth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      5*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah
      >Cid
      >Vincent
      >Aeriths (last 2 chapters only)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny bros, we eating good next game!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be Chadley.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vincent after Ice Village
      >Cid after Rocket Town

      Sleeping Aerith and Cloud will wake up and rejoin Zack's squad

      There will be a section where Rufus shoots up all those Glenn clones and will tie in to his escape before the cannon blows up

      You have to realize Cloud will get rekt again for a good part of the game with Tifa as the primary leader

      You will also lose Yuffie temporarily in the Wutai area when she steals all of your shit

      The final battle will be multiverse shit with all of the Sephiroths getting rekt by each universe's Clouds, including Zack's squad and the remake squad

      Timelines will merge, time jannies plus Sephiroth will get erased and all the Clouds will merge into one single entity while Aerith and Zack will get teleported to the remake timeline permanently, this reunites Cloud and Aerith while Zack fricks off back to Gongaga to Cissnei and his parents

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks Yuffie is still gonna steal your shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cid surely has to join earlier given he basically replaces Cloud for 1/3 of Disc 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be (good) Sephiroth for sure. The twist will be that remake sephiroth does not come from the remake world, and that prologue sephiroth knew about how things were going to happen and had no choice but to let them continue until he can somehow appears again.
      Picrel shows that good guy Sephiroth is sad about killing his boyfriend's mom.
      I really believe it lmao.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it'll be something whacky to do with the timelines and Aerith will wake up in Zacks timeline and when Cloud falls in the lifestream he'll also wake up in that timeline.

      Also it will probably be revealed that Tifa woke up briefly after falling in to the lifestream.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Nomura filtering normalgays with twink shotabait

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Barret is absolutely done with Cloud and will cause a schism and fracture in the group.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll probably be one of the reasons why Cid becomes the party leader instead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it could be used to implement Zack into one of the parties.
        Maybe...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a guarantee at this point since hes in the same timeline and os already programmed.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the most Ganker of the group?
    Tifa?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOW WOW WOW
    BOW WOW WOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a new merc, a new merc in town

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's like the best

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    have your sister call instead, then we'll talk

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for Gilgamesh? I’m at level 59, I’ve fought him 5x and always get him close to defeat, but some shit always happens.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think you should let him win

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chadley and Mai double fellatio

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dio and Kyrie should replace Aerith in part 3

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been doing full-clears every area before moving on.
    Next?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't beat the game if you didn't immediately fight the full-power summons as soon as they unlock

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aerith tells Cloud not to take Tifa for granted
    >He still takes her for granted

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20 year old womanchild can't get over a fickle memory from 7 years ago

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa forced her obviously mentally unwell friend to join a terrorist group after she found him comatose in the slums

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and there's no way to reconcile this.
      It was an absolutely shitty thing to do, rooted entirely in selfishness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is a monster!
      and that's a good thing, characters should have flaws

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold triangle to skip.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished FFVII rebirth
    What do you want me to talk about? i feel like i know whats happening but i want your opinions. I dont think this is a multiverse, but i understand if people like. Theres evidence that suggests this "worlds" arent other worlds. This is lifestream, the past. Past iterations of gaia (lifestream recycle) that lead to multiple posibilities and every single one is aimed to destruction. I seriously believe that at the end, this one will die too but aerith will pull off the miracle that will stop the world from being destroyed due to meteor.

    As for the ending itself...im kinda mixed. On one hand, theres REALLY good stuff (jenova lifeclinger was fricking amazing), but also theres other stuff that i dont understand and i can categorized as purely stupid fan service (the battle against sephiroth with zack), meanwhile others make no sense and feel like they just put stuff for the sake of putting something (like sephiroth reborn, like why? i was laughing at it so suddenly) and finally, the last battle with aerith and cloud with sephiroth was decent since you can understand thats pretty much aerith blocking sephiroth from breaking cloud at least "for now", which leads to the whole reunion plan in motion.

    As for whats happening with aerith and cloud...cloud has become a schizo, clearly, and aerith death. Theres no "another world where aerith survived" or something. Cloud became closer to the lifestream and this will lead to stuff like the end of OG ff7, and i feel like this was born from his own jenova cells, blocking her death. Considering this, aerith speech about "regrets and guilt that stay with us" plus sephiroth speech about loss transforming happy memories into horrible stuff, makes me believe that we will see aerith death truly how it happened in part 3, once cloud heals and accepts her death.
    Overall, mixed ending but nowhere close to horrible or souring the game for me. It has good stuff in it. Schizo cloud is scary.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also i forgot to add
      What i feel the trilogy message will lead to is basically "accept zack and aerith death, they are dead. They HAD to die, move on", and those "what if" scenarios is a commentary on it, one way or another their deaths have to happen. In a way, we are experiencing what cloud is experiencing, denial to loss. While Aerith says that loss should be something embraced that makes us stronger, Sephiroth says no, loss just sours everything (therefore i will live forever and achieve eternity)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Schizo cloud is scary.
      That's one of the biggest takeaways I had from the game.
      He's legitimately scary when he's in full schizo mode and it's no wonder the rest of the party is hesitant to call him on his shit after he has a schizo fit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that scene when cloud says to tifa to leave the forgotten capital and tifa sees him like "smiling" and aerith doesnt show gave me chills, hes actually fricking scary and you can feel the tense atmosphere around him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's important to acknowledge the rainbow visual motif - it did appear during the block, so I don't think it's reasonable to think that wasn't a branch.

      Will it be relevant? I doubt it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how you could possibly come to this conclusion. There are a ton of different universes and specifically show us each one is different because Stamp the dog changes in each. Sometimes the scene shows it front and center to us, other times its more subtle. Cloud just being a schizo means you werent paying attention to of the other worlds stuff, any of the cross dimensional white/black materia hopping, any of the reunion talk and Sephiroths exposition about worlds uniting together, any of the white whispers and the rainbow aura showing up to change the story, and all the timeline transitions midscene.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You and him are saying the same thing.
        One of you is calling it a multiverse, the other is saying it's just an infinite number of already past timelines.
        For all intents and purposes it's the same thing. Stop being pedantic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how you could possibly come to this conclusion. There are a ton of different universes and specifically show us each one is different because Stamp the dog changes in each. Sometimes the scene shows it front and center to us, other times its more subtle. Cloud just being a schizo means you werent paying attention to of the other worlds stuff, any of the cross dimensional white/black materia hopping, any of the reunion talk and Sephiroths exposition about worlds uniting together, any of the white whispers and the rainbow aura showing up to change the story, and all the timeline transitions midscene.

          The difference is that you people say multiverse to anything remotely suggesting another dimension. No, we wont see cloud 2 fighting with cloud 1, or aerith just teleporting to main timeline just like that. All of this stuff happens in the lifestream, in another dimension. Its not marvel multiverse.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And at the end of the day you're still talking about fundamentally the same concept, you're just using different terms.
            It doesn't matter if it's a "marvel multiverse" or stuff that already happened in the life stream, or if it's all happening concurrently. It's all the same wibly wombly timey wimey nonsense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They specify multiple times that those are worlds that are dying, all of them, even sephiroth does. Plus, the constant entry between this worlds and the main one with sephiroth, aerith and even cloud suggests pure lifestream.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair I missed most of these things at first, but once you watch the scenes again with them in mind it makes a lot more sense. Theres so much attention to detail its unreal, even with the scene where Cloud holds Aerith and it cuts 20 times back and forth between him having tears and not. The last time it changes his tears are try and Aerith holds his face and is still alive. Such tiny details but its extremely consistent.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot fathom how you people can say something like this, that you need to pay attention to every single tiny little detail, and then you say that there's still multiple timelines at the end or that zack is in another timeline that he'll merge with the main one in part 3.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say it wasn't the case. The worlds are clearly part of a confluence now, which includes Zack, the rift, and Aerith. Does that mean other timelines don't still exist or could exist and get merged? IDK, but yes its clear.

            The way the confluence actually works is something we need to figure out, such as why others can't see Aerith, and how will others react to Zack now that he seemingly has risen from the grave.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >such as why others can't see Aerith
              Others can't see her because she's dead and in the lifestream.
              The game makes that abundantly clear and yet somehow you mr paying super good attention to every detail missed it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't believe that for a second. Which Aerith did he tell to wake up? And don't say its all in Cloud's head, he walks through a rainbow wall and is suddenly in a different space and the others aren't standing around. The rainbow aura is scene when both Cloud and Zack transition between worlds. Why did Red feel her touch? She is not acting like a lifestream ghost either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which Aerith did he tell to wake up?
                The dead one.
                >Why did Red feel her touch?
                "why did the character that is more in tune with the mysticism of the lifestream than any other character in the game able to sense his close friends life stream ghost/echo"
                Seriously?

                She quite literally says a final "Goodbye" to the entire cast at the end of the game. She's dead. I can understand some confusion during the immediate cutscene when it's happening, but the boss fight and the post-final boss cutscenes should have made it obvious to anyone actually paying attention that she's dead and Cloud is either hallucinating her or talking with the spirit version of her - either way is irrelevant because the important thing is Cloud fully believes she's still alive when that is not the case whatsoever.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Red is literally the one character that went out of his way to say theres no afterlife and said others hearing Wedge was just the wind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because there IS no afterlife for normal people or creatures.
                They die off and are reabsorbed into the life stream.
                It's SUPPOSED to be that way for Cetra too, but for whatever reason it's not that way for Aerith.
                He's still way more in tune with the life stream and whats going on with it than any other party member, and he was closest with Aerith (evidenced by him talking to her with his normal voice all the way back in fricking Kalm).

                The dirty secret about the remake trilogy is that they're not actually changing anything of substance. Everything is still happening as it did in OG7, just in a way way more convoluted way. The single exception to this is Zack being alive, and as we saw in Rebirth, Zack being alive amounts out to absolutely frick all other than vaguely giving us some sort of inside information on whats going on with the multiverse concept in this game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that's the route they go, just add ambiguity with plot ghosts but same shit, literally worst directors and they should never write

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just add ambiguity with plot ghosts but same shit
                ...did you skip Remake and Rebirth?
                Because that's almost literally what they did.
                They moved some stuff up, like the introduction of the Weapons and part of Tifa falling into the life stream, and they expanded the frick out of random stuff that no one asked for.
                But the core main major story beats?
                Those are all still basically identical to the original.
                Zack is alive, which I'm curious to see what they do with, and Cloud thinks Aerith is alive for the start of part 3 instead of being a comatose mute for 6 hours. Those are the only legitimate substantial changes. One amounted to nothing already, and the other is clearly just a narrative device to enhance the opening of part 3 and to make it where instead of Cloud just falling into mako and going comatosed, there will (likely) be a scene where Barret or Tifa call Cloud out on his happy-go-lucky attitude while everyone else is mourning Aerith, leading to Cloud actually remembering what happened, leading to his actual mental break where he ends up in a wheelchair.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She quite literally [headcanon]

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Counterpoint, although I also am on the "she's dead" train and want to hate on the director for keeping shit the same if it ends up being that way

                I feel like they've been baiting us to believe she is dead too, the confluence kf emotions and worlds, which sephiroth states, makes bad feelings like sadness and regret seep into other realities, hence why everyone is sad as frick even if Aerith is possibly alive. The rest of the party can't really sense her but she may be in another parallel world and Red 13 may sense her in the weird transdimensional lifestream that was introduced.

                But if she's actually dead lmao what was the point of plot ghosts, should just have kept it 1:1

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Part 3 affection scene where Aerith appears like in Remake and makes out with Cloud if your relationship with Tifa is too low.

                Calling it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zack getting cucked...sad times
                Also Tifa got her makeout scene this game so she's behind on the war

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                OG Aeris is altering fate to keep Zack alive, and give Cloud the power to save herself. We know its her because the rainbows only show up when these things happen. Why would she go through all of the effort if it just ends up the same as if she did nothing at all and let fate run its course?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's to hoping, also agree there, but she did lose her memories so maybe she just isn't doing that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To follow up, why would the writers go through the trouble of changing the plot in the first place if it just ends up the same ending? They already pissed off OG purists who hate the muliverse and time jannies, and if they end up killing Aerith and Zack off in the third game it will piss off fans that wanted change and wanted them to live. Nobody wins at this point if they don't have a big change in the outcome.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We got anons on both sides of this on this thread, the "bruh it's obvious it's the same, nothing of substance was changed" and the "it's completely changed and fates are different"

                Up to opinion I guess

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cloud gave her memories back to her with the white materia. Remake Aerith had a transparent orb after the whispers stole her memories (she says this verbatim to Red in Costa del sol I think.) Alt timeline Aerith gives Cloud an opaque orb which he gives to Remake Aerith, thus returning her memories of Aeris Prime and is what motivates her to go to the Forgotten Capital. This is my interpretation at least.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He gave the white materia to a different Aerith altogether. After being sent into the portal he comes out the other side into the forest. He then gives it to her and he runs off chasing her before he "wakes" up after falling in a different body. Aerith is still there and telling the others shes going off ahead. So then who the frick was the other Aerith and whats the deal with the other Cloud body in the forest?

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa's misdeeds > Aerith's
    and that's a fact

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa will never make Cloud smile and feel this much joy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifagays….

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did all of based Chadley's intel. I totally did it out if the kindness of my heart and not at all for the materia.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post his dicky sister

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she his sister or his wife

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Aerith is a prostitute as confirmed by Marlene

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moving on from a dead person after 5 years isnt being a prostitute schizo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >h-he was le dead!
        Zack is alive and well bro. She basically did him like a war vet. Cheated on him while he's out fighting for his country.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shes only alive cause Aerith saved his life before the time Jannies yoinked her memories

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud is really never happy around Tifa and she's always dragging down the mood with some sort of drama.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its surely true love anon cloud looks so happy

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Cloud was just a moron and there was no space ghosts (coast to coast)?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zack learns Cloud and Aerith are a thing
    >Cheers his bro on and wants to help him anyway
    Is he based or a cuck?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still has Cissnei and Yuffie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yuffie has a thing for older men with dark hair plus daddy issues
        >Cissnei loyal to Zack's family to the point she runs his home town
        He sure is a winner

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuffie only had a crush on Zack when she was like 10 and loved Sonon but he’s dead. Yuffie currently only has a crush on Cloud.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope they go further into Yuffie liking older men and trying to force herself into being an adult later. Literally fainted seeing a buff man's breasts.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuffie also belongs to Cloud

        Cissnei is a Clerithgay for now but Zack better get to he quick before she starts sucking Cloud’s dick as well

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schizo cloud is scarier than sephiroth

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it accepted knowledge that Remake Sephiroth and Remake Aerith know as much as we know about the FF7 Universe?

    Is Sephiroth expecting to lose multiple fights in this timeline? Aerith knows she’s gonna die? Why the frick did she go and pray then? Why not do things differently if she knows? And how could they possibly know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith doesn't know anything. She lost any memories of the planet she had which she says during Rebirth. Sephiroth understands the nature of the planet and the lifestream. This may be just a theory but the different timelines or worlds seem to exist because of emotions. It's basically the same as other collective unconscious stories where the emotions of humanity create things.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like she got those memories back when she got that white materia again, and is now using timeline knowledge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth hasn't lost any fights yet in Remake. First one wasn't him, rebirth he just laughs and flies off. And we will find out in Part 3 that Omnislash doesn't kill him either and leads to Advent Children. But yeah he definitely knows all the stuff since he wanted Aerith to go pray. It's quite explicit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So is it accepted knowledge that Remake Sephiroth and Remake Aerith know as much as we know about the FF7 Universe?
      It used to be the common theory that they were from post Advent Children, but some interviews with the leads have pretty much nixed that out by saying the Remake trilogy will lead directly into Advent Children.
      At this point the more common consensus is that it's Aerith/Sephiroth from just after the ending of FF7 OG. Sephiroth wants to change things because he lost and died, Aerith wants to change things because she fricked up and didn't cast Holy in time and as a result all of humanity was sacrificed so the lifestream could push Meteor away and give Holy enough room to expand and take over Meteor (as per the original ending before they changed it with the compilation crap)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The games aren't a sequel. The way the lifestream works in Remake is that it is connected to all possible points in time. The future of OG FF7 is the stock future but by beating the Whispers the timeline is changed but OG FF7 was the future not the past. It's why Zack's fate is changed when the Whispers are beaten despite him dying before that happening.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember them saying humanity was sacrificed to do any of that shit. They got rid of humans since they are a threat to the planet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroth hasn't really lost yet and in fact at the end of Remake he has you dead to rights and just walks away because his whole plan is to do human instrumentality or whatever but leave himself and Cloud out of it so at the end of Remake he offers friendship and at the end of Rebirth he more or less tricks Cloud into going beyond reality, existing in both the doomed timeline where Aerith lives and the "real" timeline where she died. Once he sees that you have tapped into your schizo power he just leaves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sephiroths plan isn't to not die. He wants to create infinite parallel universes and use them to absorb the planets power. For every reality he loses, theres an infinite parallel universe he wins. Every time he wins he gets the power of the planet, equal to a god. Now do this times infinity.
      Aerith is fighting against his plan knowing that she has to save herself and Zack.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not at all what is happening. There are no parallel universes. People's emotions make different worlds in the planet. Sephiroth wants to control emotion to manipulate Cloud.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not at all what is happening.
        The game quite literally spells it out for you.
        Sephiroth inadvertently caused the multiversal split when he goaded the party into killing the arbiter of fate at the end of Remake.
        His plan was to absorb the lifestream all at once when Meteor cracks the planet, but as a result of the multiversal split, the lifestream is now shared among an infinite amount of timelines - which is why every non prime timeline is dying. Because the lifestream is shared among an infinite amount of timeline, he would have to nuke an infinite number of planets with Meteor and suck up the tiny bit of lifestream in that timeline to get a fraction of the power that he was originally trying to get.
        So his entire goal in Rebirth is to reunite the timelines so he only has to nuke 1 timelines planet with 1 meteor and be done with it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hahaha this causes timelines to SPLIT
          >no wait this is not practical, MERGE
          this makes no sense anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The key word I used on purpose was "inadvertently".

            You're under the assumption that Sephiroth knew killing the Arbiter of Fate would create an infinite multiverse. It's more likely given the context of what he's saying in Remake, that he legitimately thought all killing the Arbiter of Fate would unchain him (and everyone else) from destiny. Now that he realizes it created an infinite multiverse and that infinite multiverse split the power of the lifestream up among it all, he realized he fricked up and needs to do something to rejoin all the worlds back into 1.

            Does that make more sense now?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s presented as part of his plan so I doubt it’s by mistake

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but to be fair if you were a cryptic frickboi like Sephiroth and you accidentally fricked up your plans big time, you'd just tell your enemies
                >nah bro it's all part of the plan frick off mate
                which is basically what Sephiroth does.

                Either way we don't know for sure and won't know for sure until part 3, and that's a big assumption that the game will answer what in the frick is going on instead of just raising more questions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Either way we don't know for sure and won't know for sure until part 3
                True and that goes for many things presented in these games. They’re really leaving 90% of the mystery to be revealed for the final game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With Remake I kind of assumed that Aerith was somewhat aware of the original timeline and only got emotionally invested when the Whispers were killed.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aerith is dead

    Then show me her body.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. They cut out the most iconic scene of Cloud dropping her into the lake. She is and will be alive when the series concludes.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Cloud's deranged smile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When he sees a force ghost Aerith

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      giggling cloud walking like a fast zombie while muttering aerith aeriiiiiiith was peak wtf

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gilde de Chocobo 3
    Some of these minigames are tearing me a new one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if it was just in my head, but it felt like the chocobo was a bit more responsive using the 2 sticks. After discovering that (again, might just be in my head), I cleared both 2 and 3 really quickly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For such a great game the minigames which make up 99% of the side content are terrible.

      None of the hard mode challenges are close to fun outside G-bike and the star fleet one. Queen's Blood is deck dependent.

      I would like the shooting gallery if the aim didn't feel so awkward and I hope if they remake Dirge they don't use those controls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun with cactuar crush with the 6k points for aerith

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorcerers storm + soul drain ez mode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the cosmo gliding shit? because I fricking hate it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For that one you literally have to turn around at one point and re-boost from one of the fans to get the needed height.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Platinum honestly looks so overwhelming this time compared to Remake that I'm considering not bothering. I got DD2 next week and still have Unicorn Overlord unopened on my desk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im taking it slowly, do a little each day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I never bothered to Platinum Remake because I didn't like it but I really like Rebirth so I want to dig in as deep as I can and go for plat, but DD2 and UO are also very exciting for me and I know DD2 is going to be big with my friends and I'd like to share stories and thoughts and stuff with them while it's still hot and in their mind.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    with how much time this homosexual spends on screen he is more of a main character than Aerith and Tifa combined

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Jenova mid-shapeshift when it died/went dormant? Is that why it's a half woman half amalgous biological system?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems that way.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My beautiful wife Aerith

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is gonna be spitroasted by Cloud and Zack now?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she would never (without alcohol)

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four (4) years

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chocobo Sam in the game? Did I miss him? Just starting Chapter 11

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next chapter side quest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is in the game, side quest which focuses on tifa and the kid from Bill's ranch

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the side content in this game so fricking much bros. It's a shame all the good materia and summons are locked behind such garbage

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm a HopeChad

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even unlock the other fights for 3d brawler? i only did up to Dio and it was incredibly easy, i feel like you guys are just shitters lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You unlock some of it later. And the last boss is locked behind finishing all quests.
      I can't wait for you to get to the last fight, see how we are "shitters" hahahaha. good luck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please get back after Sephiroth, dio was a shitter who took a few minutes, sephiroth is not even comparable. Gotta finish all side quests and finish the Ultimate Party Animal side quest which unlocks Sephiroth

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arufurido...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arufur---HRG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arufur---HRG

      >Japanese voices
      gtfo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will never be japanese

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love yourself

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has got to be the dream referenced in Hollow, right? I thought maybe it would be the dream scene from Remake, but this one makes more sense and is not an optional scene.

    Was it all a dream?
    Will I never know?
    Foolish and blind
    To everything
    Had I realized,
    Had I thought it through,
    Would you be here
    in my embrace?

    Shine bright
    Once more
    Guide me
    To you
    Smile bright
    Once more
    This time
    I will never let you go

    With your every smile
    Hiding something more:
    Dark mysteries
    Lurking beneath
    But I was consumed
    With this emptiness
    This selfishness,
    This void to fill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud... It's gonna be okay, you'll find her again.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake Cloud is not a virgin. He had sex with Aerith.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, he does reproduce through his hands

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I remember when he had sex with Aerith after the golden saucer date while Tifa listened through the wall in my doujins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real and true

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get told that you HAVE to grind to level 70
    >put exp plus
    >be level 59 by almost end of chapter 1
    wtf shut up morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What moron told you that you have to grind to hit 70?
      I haven't even touched hard mode, never used XP plus or anything, still have 90% of cosmo canyon and all of nibelheim open world / sidequest stuff to do, as well as the ocean shit, and most of the combat simulator fights and I've been 70 for like 15 hours in game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What moron told you that you have to grind to hit 70?
      I haven't even touched hard mode, never used XP plus or anything, still have 90% of cosmo canyon and all of nibelheim open world / sidequest stuff to do, as well as the ocean shit, and most of the combat simulator fights and I've been 70 for like 15 hours in game.

      0% chance, I am currently at 44 with 100% completion everywhere but the post-chapter 12 Cactuar protorelics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what to tell you other than you're just plain wrong.
        Maybe since I'm playing the entire game on dynamic the enemies scale and give more xp? I don't really know.
        I ended the actual story at ~60-61, and I completely skipped the side activities once I hit gongaga other than a few towers/shrines to get the 1 or 2 good pieces of materia chadly sold in that region.
        pic related.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud, save her!
    What did he mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's your problem now!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That we’re going to bring her back part 3

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope it’s not some lame “save her soul from being killed by Sephiroth in the lifestream” shit.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gongaga is a pain in the ass to explore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fun to explore, the other zones before corel and gongaga are too flat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      please look forward to cosmo canyon!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, Cosmo canyon is a blast to explore, and you can fast travel to any glide spots too, unlike Gongaga with the shitty shrooms everywhere.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they even have the budget to add the Highwind?

    It will house the entire gang, remnants of 7th infantry, Reeve plus the crew.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CMon hamaguchi, let me skip the rest of the chapter once i beat materia keeper

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are women getting so mad at Zack getting cucked by Cloud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post links. We need compilation of 'em.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Tifa even cope in a canonical Aerith lives + Claerith ending?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud is her only attachment left in the world. Probably suicide.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting gaped by Barret

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she would sit outside their house getting drunk until she succumbs to death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can come live with me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spinster
      Cait Sith lady

      They brought Cissnei back to give Zack a silver medal, Tifa has oneitis and gave Johnny away to a NPC

      Barret fricks off for no reason, Red gets himself a b***h and the rest are all off to do their own shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa is pretty attracted to Barrett in the Remake trilogy. She'll move on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rude would finally win

      We got some RudexTifa crumbs in rebirth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will swallow the harem pill and join them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this was incredibly cringe and I think i'd drop FF forever if they ever pandered to the haremBlack folk like that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >haremBlack folk
          literally no harem series ends like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm thinking THIS is gonna be the part 3 ending
        but also yuffie, and they will be carrying 3 babies each

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't mind Yuffie in the harem, but isn't she better off with Zack?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vinffie is canon

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Vinffie
              I'm 90% sure there's a piece of media out there that kind of implies Red/Vincent

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Vincent's final limit transforms him into Epstein and he gets the e-girl clone of that b***h who cucked him in Dirge, he needs no other.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zack is dead bro.
            The remake trilogy is leading directly back to AC, so Zack and Aerith are still dead no matter what.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glimmer and Mio are the best sisters in gaming.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aerith dying in multiple timelines
        >Cloud going crazy

        Nomura…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rufus
      >Johnny
      >Rude
      >Barret
      She has many options

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa and Aerith have chemistry, no reason it can't work out between the three of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worry less about Tifa and more about the fans, we'd be witnessing a potential mass suicide event.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So part 1 had Yuffie DLC and a Crisis Core remake to set the stage for part 2. I'm guessing we're due for a Cid(?) DLC and Dirge remake to set the stage for 3? 4-5 years is gonna be a long wait.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt Cid will get DLC since Rocket Town will be part of the makn story.
      Instead we will get a DoC prequel as DLC starring Vincent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt they'll get DLC out but on replaying Disc 2 of FFVII I forgot just how many areas are reused. They're probably 30% of the way there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not doing a DLC.
      The Yuffie DLC was to get the team used to working with the PS5 infrastructure, and to design the kits for Yuffie and somewhat for Cid (Sonan).
      We already have the whole team put together, so there's no need to have a side story DLC that explains how Vincent or Cid met up with the party or knows about the party like with Yuffie. And anything involving those characters origins and backstory is better off explored in part 3.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and somewhat for Cid (Sonan)
        Yeah it was really weird how little Cid is in the game given they basically already designed his play style

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC they said they didn't want to overload the player with new characters, and didn't want to put him as a playable character just for the last couple of chapters (similar reasoning for Red in Remake).
          Rebirth already has 2 new characters, 3 if you count Yuffie, and it expands on the 4 original characters. Adding in ANOTHER character might ovewhelm the player AND it makes it so all you have in part 3 as an addition is one new playable member.

          The way it's set up now it's
          >4 members in OG
          >1 in DLC
          >2 in Rebirth
          >2 in 3:make
          which is a pretty good spread all things considered.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            2bh I would have gotten rid of Cait. If there's a character who doesn't need to be playable it's probably that goober

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I would have gotten rid of Cait
              holy fricking SOVLLESS, you sound like an EA employee

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well that's a big ole frick you I cannot disagree more I love that little scamp and his fat rolls moogle with jiggle physics.
              Coulda done with out his min dungeon in chapter 11 though, frick me what were the devs thinking with that one.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cait Sith is in as an easy mode for the later chapters. You literally can't lose if you use triple moogle jockey, Darkside, and mounted Fortune Telling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weird I kinda feel that Yuffie is the easy mode tbh. Her special ability is too strong when you couple it with elemental

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have trouble getting good DPS with Yuffie even when exploiting weakness and building her for magic. But yeah her evasion abilities can trivialize the game if you play Brumal Form like a Soulslop dodge roll and only use Ninjutsu. I think she may be viable for an HP<>MP build, but I recently failed to implement it for King Zu so I'm mothballing the idea for now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spam doppelganger'd Blindside to build banishment gauge and then use it on stagger to hit damage cap. Sounds like you're still in Nibelheim though, she doesn't get banishment until a little into chapter 12.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yuffie struggles to output damage in stagger windows mid-late game until she gets banishment + her 3 atb ability and she goes back to being OP. Blindside is OP for recovering out of stun lock and breaking out of enemy combos. Or you could avoid them altogether with brumal form combo'd into Blindside

                Just got back to Gold Saucer then she filtered me on 3D Brawler so, haven't progressed much past Nibel. Thanks for the heads up on Banishment, I was wondering where her big nuke tech went.

                What's the point of Brumal Form? It doesn't seem to do a counter attack like the other counters.

                It's a long iframe dodge roll that restores and builds new ATB. not a counter.

                I completed all of the sidequests in grass lands but it says theres only one manuscripts, i assume this is midgar zolom right?
                so why are people doing hard mode sidequests? ive seen people complain about mandrake in hard mode

                I was curious about this too, I've been 100%ing regions so far on my first playthrough, do you have to repeat intel on Hard Mode?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was curious about this too, I've been 100%ing regions so far on my first playthrough, do you have to repeat intel on Hard Mode?
                I just checked myself, each side quest has a manuscript
                well not all of them, just some i assume the fighting ones

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >each side quest has a manuscript
                Green sidequests I can understand, but repeating all the intel would just be cruel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah no, no need to repeat intel

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yuffie struggles to output damage in stagger windows mid-late game until she gets banishment + her 3 atb ability and she goes back to being OP. Blindside is OP for recovering out of stun lock and breaking out of enemy combos. Or you could avoid them altogether with brumal form combo'd into Blindside

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the point of Brumal Form? It doesn't seem to do a counter attack like the other counters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It generates ATB when you successfully dodge with it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh meh, doesn't seem that good then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally made odin a breeze.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has a lengthy i-frame and refunds more atb than it expends if you evade an enemy attack with it

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walking city streets with worn cobblestones
    Listening to people rushing past to rhythms all their own
    Life passing me by, not thinking how the years have flown
    Until I met you

    I won't say that it was fate
    I won't say that it was destiny
    But if not, what could it be
    That drew you towards me?
    Could it be chance?

    Till the day that we meet again
    Where or when I wish I could say
    But believe—know that you'll find me
    Promises to keep, we won't ever need

    If only I'd never known
    All the burdens I was born to bear
    Lived a life without a care
    In the world save for you...but that won't do

    Till the day that we meet again
    On our street, I want to believe
    In the chance that we'll share a glance
    Promises to keep, we won't ever need

    Till the day that we meet again
    At our place, just let me believe
    In the chance that you'll come
    Take my hand and never let me go
    Take my hand
    And believe
    We can be
    Together evermore

    Walking city streets with worn cobblestones
    Struggling against the crowds and finding ourselves all alone
    Fate and destiny are no guarantee
    Still I hope someday you'll come and find me
    Still I know someday you'll come and find me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a song effectively no one can sing
      thanks uematsu

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just change octaves, bro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how anyone preRebirth release could read these lyrics and think they are about Zack over Cloud.
      That final line though.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing the Fort Condor side quest
    >Gilgamesh has a pixel of health left
    >time runs out
    I hate this minigame so goddamn much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had to play it in easy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would that affect the hard mode too? cause frick this shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont know my friend...i just started chapter 1 hard mode

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the gauge charges faster if the game difficulty is set to easy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use Offense and Defense focus, and pick Cloud and Barret for your heroes. The instinct to use aggression and Tifa's haste is strong but you have to feint and play defensively to win this game.
      Wait until the first wave of units is attacking your first tier tower before deploying. By now you have full ATB meter. Immediately counter first two units, support them with a cleric, then place two vanguards on the opposite lane. Summon Barret to nuke the flying monster, pushing your summon zone up, then spam units. Remember this also heals your first wave, which should still include Cleric by this point.
      DO NOT drop Cloud until both towers are down and you are fighting Gilgamesh. You don't need to manipulate his weakness to beat him if you nuke him with Braver. Don't forget to use plenty of rangers. They stay outside the arc of his Stop spell.
      You probably don't have to coordinate it this much to win, because as you can see I beat it with plenty of time remaining, yes this is Hard Mode Fort condor. But I do not believe it is possible to beat it without dropping at least one hero nuke on Gilgamesh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doing the Fort Condor side quest
        >Gilgamesh has a pixel of health left
        >time runs out
        I hate this minigame so goddamn much.

        Adding on to this, it is so crucial to place your units so that they bodyblock the enemy vanguards, they will often push your units out of the way to hunt down your rangers unless the shield guys actively engage them. You need to deploy your units behind the enemies they counter while they are on your side to create traps in the early stages of this battle, and position your shields to defend your rangers.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are you all so moronic? Holy wasn't enough to save the planet at the end of 7, Aerith had to step in from beyond the grave by manipulating the lifestream. Sephiroth baits Cloud into killing fate so that other realities can but ones that stray too far from what is "real" end themselves. Now he is following the script more or less but in one version of reality he let Cloud save Aerith so that Meteor will clash with holy but still crack the planet and allow him to suck up the lifestream and become a God. The only way to win at the end of R3 is to let Aerith go. That's the whole schtick, that's the whole gimmick. You, the fan need to let her be dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith waifugays are insane and don't care about what actually happened in any game. They're trying to larp as Cloud.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But its a sequel story. The original Aerith is still dead and in the livestream controlling things and altering fate. She does not have to die again in the current timeline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still think it’s a remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thematically I understand that it would be really dumb for the original to be about the inevitability of loss and how to cope with that loss, only to make this sequel about how actually you can have you cake and eat it too, but they'd make a lot of fans happy if she lived so I can't put it past them. Will artistic themes or pleasing consumers win out? Typically the latter dominates the former.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tifa gets only kiss with cloud in rebirth

    Where were you when tifa won the cloudbowl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >optional non-canon kiss while Cloud canonically goes on multiple dates with Aerith throughout the game
      sorry bro but Aerith completely won in Remake

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Think, Aerith, think! How do I write a love song about Cloud to compete when he's got all those memories with Tifa? She has that killer body, too..."
    >"Oh! I got it, let's downplay the promise thing...we...-we- don't need promises! Yeah, that sounds good, and then I'll..."

    Aerith was pretty lowkey b***h here NGL. The Tifa/Aerith friendship thing despite both having feelings for Cloud is more unrealistic than time jannies or multiple timelines is. Them chicks would be at each other's throats because that is how women work. Women are way nastier to each other than any guy is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Them chicks would be at each other's throats because that is how women work.
      That's only if they see each other as threats to their relationship with their man, and neither of them do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith doesn't see Tifa as a threat at all and Tifa is too much of a doormat to actually assert herself against Aerith.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have crushed his head

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a middle aged man chilling in his office

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God i wish that was me

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This little shit is in Rebirth too? Do the other new characters from Remake also appear?

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute, canon, AND non-optional!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine doing the Tifa route and getting the kiss and you still have to watch a mandatory CA date ft. handholding, gift-giving, couples photography and candy eating. This is not even including the ending kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud…dont forget about me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did she play along when Cloud misremembered Zack's death

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole party knows that he is a moron entirely out of touch with reality but they feel like they need his literal superhuman power in their war on Sephiroth and Shinra so they just kinda say what they need to in order to keep him pointed in the right direction and not sperging out

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even as she was telling him she was afraid to call out his memory, she continues to not call it out. He's doing it again and she can't bring herself to stop him, even stepping in so he doesn't tell Aerith this false memory.
            I like it a lot. Tifa's trying so hard but she's still frozen by fear.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He'd probably kill her if he had a psychotic breakdown I suppose

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this an edit? Why is she israeli

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            crazy thing is this is not not even an edit, her face is just naturally fricking ugly. She gets carried by cowbreasts.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aerith has always been the prettier girl while tifa was the girl-next-door type (with huge breasts)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >huge breasts
                >girl next door
                That's not how it works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the funniest part of the Tifa date is that when you talk to Aerith during it, Cloud starts seething with jealousy when Aerith suggests that she might look for others to hang out with saying that "she shouldn't get too friendly with other men"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That dialogue happens when you talk to Aerith even if you go solo on the chapter 8 date so he is jealous in all instances kek. Rebirth is the gift that keeps giving

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My wife is so cute GAAAAH

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a Tifab***h in full denial thinking that it was actually Sephiroth on the date with Cloud and not Aerith. She was excited to see Cloud beat Aerith in the temple of the ancients and also said that the song Aerith sings is "obviously" for Zack. Her conclusion was that Cloud and Aerith are platonic friends.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tifagays and Zackgays lost, Aerith won and NPTK is about CA. Its time to stop coping

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zackbros…its officially over

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, great date. My favorite part is when the photographer says they look like they are at a funeral.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because they are in a dying world, Aerith knows that she is going to die as she has a fully working holy in this world and has all her future memories, and she is clearly acting goofy and off as she knows its her final moments with Cloud and wants to enjoy them. Tifakeks cant understand subtext and cant read between the lines it seems

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't understand the mechanics of a dying world.
            What is causing them to die exactly? Is it because their Sephiroth is winning there?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My read was that it's a meta thing of "There's no story to tell here. This is too different from what we came here to see. Gamers would not be interested in exploring and interacting with this world, so it is cancelled."

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What is causing them to die exactly?
              It's very clearly explained in the game.
              The lifestream is the blood of the planet.
              Without the lifestream, the planet will wither up into a dust ball and eventually scatter to the cosmos.

              Think of the lifestream as a river.
              When the multiverse split happened, that river suddenly had an infinite number of smaller outlets where the main flow of the lifestream is now flowing into, weakening the main flow of the lifestream, and just barely allowing a bit of lifestream to reach each individual outlet.
              So now each individual new timeline instead of having the full power of the lifestream to keep it alive, has a tiny minute fraction of the lifestream, giving it an incredibly short lifespan before it dries up and becomes dust and ash.

              TLDR the multiverse split also split the lifestream (lifeblood of the planet) and there isn't enough lifestream to sustain all these individual different timelines.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's very clearly explained in the game that [headcanon]

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon just because you skipped all the cutscenes doesn't mean the rest of us are just as clueless as you.
                Buggenhagen quite literally explains what happens when the lifestream runs dry.
                Sephiroth quite literally says that splitting the timeline into an infinite number of alternate realities also split the lifestream, and that the lifestream isn't strong enough to sustain of the different timelines because each timeline is being powered by the same lifestream.

                The only "headcanon" part is me saying to think of it like a river, which is just a teaching tool to help you better understand what is happening.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The liestream running dry will end the world so every time the world ends, it's because of the lifestream
                moron. There's a reason why some realities persist longer than others and why there are still large amounts of lifestream in the main Rebirth timeline. The reactor in the dying trashworld was empty because that world was dying, not the other way around.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We know at least in Biggs' timeline the lifestream has dried up entirely. I doubt that's a specific machination of the Sephiroth so it might be something that naturally happens to splinter timelines.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's supposed to be somber because Aerith knows she's going to die soon and wants to spend her last moments in this world with Cloud you fricking idiot.
          And in Japanese the photographer doesn't say that they look like they're on a funeral, but that Aerith looks like she's about to cry.

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, you can't be that dumb babe

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't include the scene where Cloud beats the shit out of Aerith
    >Added a scene where Cloud nearly kills Tifa
    What did they mean by this

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking believe no hot oneesan has snapped him up. What is this game even fricking doing?

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clerithgays trying not to think abiut part 3 kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big fat retcon incoming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of this scene, it will be Aerith walking out of a white portal as Tifa tries to make her move. Time ghosts will push Tifa away and Aerith will bed cloud in the chocobo stables of the Highwind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this will be the resolution scene of part 3 and you'll get whoever you have the highest relationship with including Aerith by interacting with her force ghost/alt timeline self

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud fricking Barret
        hmmm

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every fricking 5 minutes in the Cosmo Canyon area

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no cute autistic tomboy gf

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa? more like Tifart

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i missing something with Yuffie? people say she doesn't need elemental spells but her ninjutsus don't actually trigger the elemental pressure mechanics like the spells do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course they do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do not, they act like the elemental materia that you can cycle through at will. For enemies that pressure to an element you can still use something like banishment though. It is at it's most useful in the same situation as Elemental: Enemies that have a type weakness but pressure to something like being blocked or dodged.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie is straight up busted. Add Elemental Fire/Wind to her weapon, hit the Enemy Skill Pulse and use Ice Ninjatsu and she's basically unstoppable. Add HP absorption to Enemy Skill to enable baby mode

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I completed all of the sidequests in grass lands but it says theres only one manuscripts, i assume this is midgar zolom right?
    so why are people doing hard mode sidequests? ive seen people complain about mandrake in hard mode

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Cait you better throw some wooden boxes at that pipe to break it!" - Barett, man with a high calibre machine gun for an arm that regularly breaks down literal walls for fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Cait Sith throwing boxes is more silly and fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Cait! Go open this door and throw boxes from 3 floors up to flip a switch even though there's a hollow ceiling and we can hear you struggle!" - Aerith, empathetic and helpful local florist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cait's like one of those boston dynamics robots, he exists to be pushed around and do errands.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Cait! Go open this door and throw boxes from 3 floors up to flip a switch even though there's a hollow ceiling and we can hear you struggle!" - Aerith, empathetic and helpful local florist

      I did not enjoy the second part of that chapter bros.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finished Cosmo Canyon. I intend to finish Nibel. Also finished Corel.
    Gongaga, though.... other than Cissnei those people can burn

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only endgame boss is Gilgamesh
    What were they thinking?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The summon gauntlet that ends in the fight against a powers up Sephiroth?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a bunch of rehashed bosses all crammed together
        Frick that. Give me another Deepground member to fight or something.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          vincent dlc

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There won't be Rebirth DLC, Nomura confirmed this saying they wanted to get to work on part 3 right away.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              its almost like he wants to give us insane content/$ value and won't let square stop him with their dlc tricks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there a tons of endgame battles in the sim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only endgame boss is X
      >in a game full of hard-as-frick fights
      >that's 80+ hours long for most people
      I get you but I feel like an butthole asking for even more content

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard mode works like NG+ and is functionally the endgame.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all 3 of Zack's timelines ended with him getting shot at by Shinra soldiers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zack is a cuck in every timeline too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime hes about to die another timeline starts. Its the same Zack each time getting isekai'd over and over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's quantum immortality.

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifagays have lost every thread I've seen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty funny considering who actually wins the Cloudbowl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time jannies are making claerith canon in every timeline NOOOOOOOO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta say, just when I thought these guys couldn't get any sillier, Sephiroth literally using them as projectile weapons in the final fight happened. I was cracking up when he did the double arm canons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a horse in this race but it must be deeply upsetting that what was basically consider the canon pairing 20 years ago has been entirely uprooted and thrown on its head by time travel multiverse shenanigans

      Nojima is playing with great power he doesn't understand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still the same 27 years ago. It's just that her love was overlooked by her demise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifagays are seething over the resounding Aerith victory in Rebirth. Pic related is but one of many

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I love Tifa so much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Rude.

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too autistic for that. I like to explore every little fricking crevice and crawlspace at my own leisure and then I have to go back to the story and I feel like a goober being spoonfed instead of also exploring my way through the MAIN CONTENT the game wants me to follow. I haven't completed the game yet and I did practically the entirety of the Grasslands and all off Junon's Intel but once I got back to the main story, I got ejected from the game because of how much of a railroad it wants to be.

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoy playing as nuclear silo Aerith. It will be a shame if she's not playable in part 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      see I have no idea how to effectively use aerith at all so losing her is almost relieving
      her ATB fills so slowly which is weird for a character that relies on spellcasting to do anything meaningful
      I even use the ATB ward weapon but I don't notice much of an improvement

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aerith needs ATB assistants in the party imo. She's not playable on e.g. Galian Beast without Tifa spamming unbridled strength

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        First Strike Materia on her
        Drop Radiant Ward instantly
        Drop Arcane Ward immediately after
        She's an absolute monster but is 100% reliant on Radiant/Arcane/ATB wards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can use two wards at once?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can use all them at once, even stack them at the same place.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        radiant ward makes her generate ATB as fast as Tifa. the problem is that you attract attention and you have to bail. i like to place an arcane ward away from it so i can teleport from ward to ward to avoid random shit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can use r1+X/O to summon an ally as a meatshield if you see a mob coming towards you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        aerith's atb speed is directly tied to Radiant Ward, atb stagger is also mandatory on her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn’t have the Princess Guard or Great gospel yet…

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is kinda a bad person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, you don't like that she's playing in to Cloud's delusions and is actively conspiring with Aerith to manipulate his memory?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t call her bad but people forget she’s fricked in the head too. Not as badly as Cloud but she’s not some pillar of stability

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really bad, just written to be a contrast to aerith in many ways, but also how they handle selfish desires and burdens, anxiety. tifa is physically very strong, but aerith is stronger emotionally

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Roche’s section in Junon and now I can’t help but wonder if Genesis and he would be a fun dynamic duo or if they would hate each other’s guts.
    That aside, the whole parade section was absolute kino and almost makes you want to start helping Shinra.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the directors Aerithgays?
    Do they all have their individual preference?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a dedicated plotgay makes you an Aerithgay by default.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sad to let Tifa go, but I've been converted to CA.

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it accepted as fact that Cloud and Tifa frick under the Highwind? Not trying to gaslight, I'm genuinely curious.
    Couldn't it be that they simply cuddled/made out? I recall Cid making a joke or something but I'm not sure they'd just openly frick out in thr open for others to view.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Under the highwind scene is based on affinity. In the LA version they kinda just chill there under morning and in the HA version they also chill there untill morning but Tifa rests her head on Cloud's shoulder and some people think it's implied they did something more.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schizophrenia, no way that scene implies she just rested her head on his shoulder. Shipgays ruining character arcs with their psychosis once again

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean this is all there is to it. Shipgays just decided that they had sex

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tifa was embarrassed in the morning and asked if the others had been watching the entire time. Cloud wrecked that puss. It was confirmed in the Material Ultimania book.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seroquel now

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just made this crop here

              Tifa is upset that people were watching (high affection) or listening (low affection).
              One of the many VII Ultimanias says that Cloud and Tifa confirmed their feelings matched without using words.
              So we know they did something that would be embarrassing if others saw or heard, that did not use words.
              They fricked.
              Not to mention, just listen to how the actual devs talk about Tifa's line being risqué, or one of the JP VAs talking about how they didn't understand it until they were older.
              Its very obviously them having sex. Anyone who says "oh they just cuddled" is being ridiculous.
              These are two adults with lifelong feelings who think they might die the next day, and they are all they have left in the world.
              They fricked.

              Why didn't you just link my post, dude? Why post it again?

              He held her arms behind her back and jerked off into her palm

              Wait, what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fade-to-black is a standard genre convention to indicate an off-camera fornication.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa is upset that people were watching (high affection) or listening (low affection).
      One of the many VII Ultimanias says that Cloud and Tifa confirmed their feelings matched without using words.
      So we know they did something that would be embarrassing if others saw or heard, that did not use words.
      They fricked.
      Not to mention, just listen to how the actual devs talk about Tifa's line being risqué, or one of the JP VAs talking about how they didn't understand it until they were older.
      Its very obviously them having sex. Anyone who says "oh they just cuddled" is being ridiculous.
      These are two adults with lifelong feelings who think they might die the next day, and they are all they have left in the world.
      They fricked.

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Repostan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and the sales numbers reflect that reality.

  129. 3 months ago
    heidegger anon

    you are all moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that infograph is one of the most insane and illegible things I've seen in a while.

      • 3 months ago
        heidegger anon

        if you pay attention to the game and actually read what the characters are saying it makes sense. beating the whispers broke the lifestream (which is already corrupted by jenova) into different timelines and worlds that are caused/fueled by negative emotions. Sephiroth wants to reunite those negative emotions and worlds.

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I crazy?
    All the auxiliary media makes is seem like Cloud just longs for Aerith.
    Even the I'll find her in the promised land stuff does too.
    Quite literally just seems like he's settling with Tifa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the OG. Watch the ending again. Tifa saves him as shit is crumbling and he just says "I can find Aerith in the promised land!"

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did Cloud cum?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Sephiroths hair, why do you think he’s so mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He held her arms behind her back and jerked off into her palm

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