FFVII: Rebirth

By and large, Remake/Rebirth have been amazing and full of goofiness and soul.

Part 3 and the Highwind can't come fast enough.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reddit fantasy 7: redditbirth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one cares about your shitty remake
      every thread just talks about tifa and aerith and which person cloud likes more
      this thread will be the same
      no one is interested in story or gameplay because theyre both complete shit

      fpbp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Saying that the gameplay is shit is absolutely disingenuous or you just didn't play the game. Rebirth's battle system is by far the best and most satisfying action-rpg system of all time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he played the game on youtube

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And yes, the pinup girl lady luck is still there, for now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why wasnt Gus chad enough to get Tifa?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tells Don Corneo she'll smash his balls
      >tells Gus they'll have to scrape him off her shoe

      She cannot be stopped

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is Tifa a social justice warrior?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's a warrior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she's the star pupil of the greatest martial artist in the world
          basically the GOAT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give credit to these games if they actually allow the player to violently murder don corneo for once

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why? he is based

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He has decent taste such as with elena, yuffie, and cloud. But he's a homosexual and thus should be murdered

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can be fixed
    >Cloud
    >Barret
    >Cid
    >Rufus
    Could be fixed with some effort
    >Tseng
    >Reno
    >Rude
    Doesn't need fixing
    >Red
    Can't be fixed
    >Reeve
    >Vincent

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >references this exact moment in Rebirth
      >is pissed at Cloud for giving away her flower, even though she said his girlfriend would love it
      >picrel

      That's kinda petty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        except that she never says that first line if you pick the normal "how much?" option (which is the obvious canonical option based on her reaction in rebirth)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >is pissed at Cloud for giving away her flower
        Do you not know what playful banter is moron? She already knows that Cloud gave away the flower to someone in Remake when Aerith asks Cloud about it in Chapter 8 of Remake in sector 5 anyways. Not to mention the girlfriend line only appears when you select the non canon option of rejecting the flower. Tifagays always have to make up shit and project it seems.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          go outside man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no arguement
            concession accepted homosexual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't argue with losers but hey if you think you won something congrats and take my Ganker gold.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud, you know well this can't go on like thsi forever. You live eternally trapped with a b***h wife that uses and abuses you raising kids that aren't even yours. Think of what our marriage could have been like if not for Sephiroth. But there is a solution Cloud. You should have a nice day and join me and Zack in the lifestream. Leave that rotten world behind and live with us in the promised land.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you make fun of the people who keep discussing Max's opinions instead of their own, I'll assume you're talking about me - even though I didn't agree with him.

    Sounds insane but it's true. That's how my mind works.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cid
    Cid's crew
    the gang
    Reeve
    Elmyra
    Marlene
    Sector 7 kids
    Kyrie
    Kyrie's grandma
    Dio
    Madam M
    Andrea
    Chocobo Sam
    Chocobo Billy
    Chocobo Sage
    Chloe
    Ester
    Piko
    a bunch of Chocobos
    7th infantry Commander
    7th infantry adjutant
    7th infantry
    Rhonda
    Priscilla
    Chadley

    No space for Aerith

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else became an Aerithgay thanks to Rebirth
    I liked them both in Remake but Rebirth Tifa was mogged so hard it's not even funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Aerith mogging anyone
      Flavor of the month CURRENT THING tourists make me vomit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tifa is the more interesting character to me. Aerith is more about what will happen to her and what she knows. As a person she's so ridiculously pure there isn't much to talk about. I can see why people adore her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well she did die a kissless virgin, so maybe some homosexuals find her relatable

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            meanwhile

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What's this? Do you get it after or before the canon Gold Saucer date with Aerith?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what canon? don't you know there's a reality where Cloud went on the date with Yuffie?
                what about the doomed reality where the meteor is summoned without anyone to stop it because Cloud never reached Midgar in time?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No i didn't know, all dev interviews, achievement, post credit scenes and story references mention only the date with Aerith. Good to know that they at least threw a bone to others so that they don't feel too left out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                didn't you play the game where there's a hundred different outcomes for every single branching choice?
                the Yuffie date is just as canon as the Aerith one is, just another timeline
                that's what we get now, none of the shit matters because it's all make believe and the characters get to come back from the dead to help you fight the big bad boss

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                my canon is the one where I choose to go on the date with Red

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I see you also did the canon route that has references in the main story

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, i respect the devs and play the game it was meant to be played

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Aerith is also technically the mandatory date purely based on game design and not alot of people realise it. Half of Aeriths affinity boosting dialogue choices are tied to the main story. Kalm, Gongaga, Cosmo Canyon. So if you are
                just doing the main story without doing any affinity boosting sidequests you will get Aerith mandatory. Every other party members affinity scenes (with exception of Tifa in Junon) are optional
                and you have to go out of your way to find them. Aerith route is canon in almost every way in game and this is not factoring in interviews, the credits, and the trophy icon lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Always has been so that's not a suprise

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >was the intended date in OG
                >was the intended date in Rebirth
                Who was really shocked? Is it just Tifa fans who wanted the kiss to be canon? Even if you get the kiss, Chapter 13/14 will still be Clerith season regardless of your date choice kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if you low % or 100% you get Aerith as Rosa.
                Hell is there even an option to get Yuffie as the chapter 8?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can get Yuffie as the date in Chapter 8, you just have to tank both Aerith/Tifa’s affection levels and pick all of Yuffies top answers to put her above Red/Barret

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So basically you can't accidentaly get Yuffie's date you have to go out of your way and plan to get it. And that requires making 0 point answers for every party member for the first 6 chapters without yuffie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is so much evidence to support Aerith’s GS route as canon that it is insane that there are people who still try to debate on which date is canon. Not to mention Aerith is default Rosa in 4/6 routes and the NPTK scene just makes more sense on Aeriths date as she is singing a love song to him alone with no other person present beside him. Cloud on the side staring at her in awe and them smiling at each other just makes more narrative sense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cute and canon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fellas what do i do to have a woman look at me like that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's so pretty
                I can see why clouds mind snapped when she died

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The story of Loveless only works with Aerith. Everything it talks about relates to Ch14 Cloud vs Sephiroth to save her, fate ensuring Aerith dies, fate being defied, and Cloud needing to part ways with Aerith while making no promise to return to each other after Sephiroth is stopped because they know it will happen. Aerith stays behind in a burning building, which further symbolizes her ongoing connection to phoenix. The entirety of Loveless played out in chapter 14, and even has the same ending where both temporarily part ways followed by NPTK playing. And of course the name Loveless is a direct reference to the street they met on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're responding to a notorious falseflagging samegayger everyone knows about but I have to explain in every thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tf? He was responding to me and i'm neither a samegay nor a falsefoagger. Frick off schizo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >became an Aerithgay thanks to Rebirth
      holy fricking shit you are new as hell kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her much more in Remake
      I didn't like how she insists Red let Hojo walk but the very next scene she wants to do bad things to him. She also made a bad comment about Jessie's poster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Aerith will always be the one trying to get between Cloud and Tifa while being absolutely useless in combat for me

      Never liked her, never will. I made a point to always pick the bad answers for her in Rebirth just to see Cloud shut her off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give a shit if you like her or not but she's the highest dps in the party by far so that sounds like a skill issue to me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >while being absolutely useless in combat for me
          even if you don't like Aerith you're objectively wrong here

          I don't care if she has an obscure setup to pump out the most DPS int he game. Doesn't change the fact that she's clunky as frick and by far the least fun character to use. Her ATB takes forever to fill up, her normal is unsatisfying (even with the ward that boosts it), Tempest might as well not exist at all, she needs a ward to be able to do almost anything half-decently, she moves slow, her dodge is trash tier.

          Meanwhile Cloud or Yuffie can decimate anything in the game by the time Aerith is able to set up her first ward. Absolute trash tier character

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a scrub

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > Can't come up with a rebuttal or explanation why she's supposedly so good

              Yeah, frick off

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she's good because she enables your party to dualcast -ga spells and she can act as an atb battery for the whole party with haste+radiant+atb ward so you can endlessly spam abilties. She shines in hard mode where battles last a lot longer.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah so it was ONE specific setup that makes her busted under very specific circumstances. I stand my point, shit tier character

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's not a specific set up moron, that's just how her base kit works. stop being ass at the game

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile every single other character have multiple ways to be played and be effective. Sorry that your waifu isn't one of them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a Yuffiegay, keep seething noob. You'll get the cactuar crush clear eventually.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile every single other character have multiple ways to be played and be effective. Sorry that your waifu isn't one of them

                Quit bickering. I'm a Tifachad, but I know Aerith has plenty of viable set-ups. Her wards are ridiculousluly strong and she still is the best single person to put the Genji Glove on with her insane MATK.

                People are just assmad about Catuar Crush.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but I know Aerith has plenty of viable set-ups.
                >set-ups
                That's the thing everyone else works out of the box except for Cait Sith who's also a piece of shit to play.
                In a game where you can only have 3 party members in battle why would you use over somebody else?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because people either like the characters or their playstyles Black person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >while being absolutely useless in combat for me
        even if you don't like Aerith you're objectively wrong here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remake did it for me. Rebirth only doubled down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agree completely, rebirth made me a clerith shipper, their moments are so good

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its up

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who is this handsome fellow
      quick, someone post the troony that thinks they look like Aerith because their hair is parted down the middle

  12. 1 month ago
    Typical

    one of the few 10/10s, spent like 126 hours first run and now feel like im rushing through dd2 to try out hard mode and plat
    its delicious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the jump in difficulty from Platinum in Remake to Platinum in Rebirth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh. Hard mode is fricking hard this time. Loving it, Remake was piss easy.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should have made tifa sing and an aerith kissing scene

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's unreal just how beautiful she is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The character models are honestly works of art.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cloud is able to break through the fog and screams for Tifa when he thinks she might be dead
    >Cloud watches Aerith dies and yet smiles at her ghost
    Cloud is seriously mind fricked and the juicy kino in Part 3 when Tifa saves him is going to be great but only if they don't muck it up

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Rufus gay for Cloud?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vinny is so bad at playing this game and the best part? He'll NEVER learn or git gud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did he make story progress yesterday? I missed it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Assuming he keeps up the pace he's going, it could 5 or 7 more streams until he's done. I just want to hear his fence-sitter thoughts on the ending at this point which'll likely just be a repeat of his previous thoughts on Remake's ending, since he has the memory of a goldfish.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did he get through Cosmo canyon at least?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Half of it. He still has to go through the Gi's/Black Materia's origins. Not looking forward to the brainyot that is the Cait Sith section. It could either be fascinatingly funny or really painful watching his moronation depending on when he gets to it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The thing with Vinny is he usually fails the most basic of baby puzzles, yet somehow he manages to first try the "tougher" puzzles without a thought in his head. I'll never understand the guy

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you see all the wrong theories

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a bit conflicted about all the goofiness. Like on the one hand I appreciate that they're leaning hard into fun and silly nonsense but it's also a little weird in juxtaposition to the tone of the story they're trying to tell. I don't feel like I *should* be going on this lighthearted adventure when, oh shit someone just committed a mass shooting at a theme park, and Barret is telling us all about this entire town of people he fricked over and got burned alive, and the entire planet is literally, tangibly fricking dying

    Anyway here's the Stamp theme remix it's hella cute and those side quests are charming af: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TeTmoC94BY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a bit conflicted about all the goofiness
      I'm not. That's part of what made up the identity of FF. Series turned noticably shittier the more it took itself seriously, which started from 12 and got progressively worse as the games went on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        idk man it's been a while since I've played the original FF7 but I remember it being a bit grittier than what they've covered so far in the remakes. Obviously there was goofy shit mixed in too but that's just it - the goofy shit was secondary and a temporary respite from the drama while the general atmosphere was more consistent with the world/story they were crafting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You definetely remember wrong. FF7 was a goofy game with serious moments, ff7 remake is a serious game with goofy moments.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I fully agree Remake was way too serious but it still feels like they overcorrected in the other way with Rebirth. Still loving the game so far, don't get me wrong - have just been surprised by how much is constantly, nonstop played for laughs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Remake and Rebirth both had FROG KINO

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fraerith mogs Tifrog so hard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly piss yellow
                no

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cute and canon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The frog quest is a Tifa quest, and it's adorable:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the silliness would work fine with the sadness if there actually was a real juxtaposition like the original
      instead, her death has been foreshadowed to death already at this point and then they DON'T EVEN DEPICT IT so there is no actual emotional release
      you're left torn between words as it were which could be based but the way they executed the death scene was hot garbage
      oh yeah and then Aerith shows up to help you shit stomp Sephiroth for the 4th or 5th phase before disappearing away again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BUT DID YOU CLAP?? I bet you were VERY surprised by all that! [Laughs]
        Please look forward to more!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody know how to make Aerith viable in combat? I feel like she's extremely weak, underpowered and irrelevant compared to literally everyone else. She didn't feel this weak in Remake but on Rebirth she's unusable. She builds ATB so fricking slow and then casts magic so slow too. Some people say to give her the Speed Materia or Genji gloves but dude... Those items are better on everyone else than her. She is fricking trash. You don't even need her to target weaknesses because Yuffie does that for free and you could put 2 Elementals on Cloud and literally have weaknesses to all the elements at the same time from just normal attacks for free. Barret and Tifa build ATB so fricking fast they can always heal for free with Pray. Meanwhile Aerith can't do shit. By the time she can do her first Magic attack I already beat the boss with Cloud and Tifa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be careful, there's so Aerith apologists around here that will say you're just a noob but Aerith is just a shit tier character, end of story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The short answer is you don't
      The long answer is she's useful for a cheese strat around building ATB instantly and rapidly filling the limit gauge but no one figures that out while just playing the main story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She needs support. The patented cheese strategy after you get Yuffie is to cast ATB Ward and have Yuffie just spam her Brumal Form over and over which will fill up Aerith's ATB to max in 5 seconds. Then you switch over, cast Arcade Ward, then cast magic. Aerith w/ Genji Glove sapmming -aga spells while Yuffie just keeps spamming on the ATB Ward is the way to cheese every single hard simulator battle.

      Tifa spamming Unfettered Fury or Unbridled Strength over and over with ATB Assist (then getting the ATB back by using the strongest triangle attack) is also a good strategy before you get Yuffie or she's unavailable

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best outfit for Aerith is from a shitty gacha game

    With the way outfits are set up in Rebirth, these really seem like missed opportunities.

    Also, why the FRICK do we get Cait Sith and Red's Loveless outfits but not Tifa/Aerith/Yuffie or BARRET?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her best outfit is the Garnet one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tifa/Yuffie
      long dresses wouldn't work with their combat animations
      >BARRET
      cape physics too difficult, please undustandu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aerith cosplaying as Genesis will never stop being funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like something from Dragon Age Inquisition

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That kiss buck broke a lot of troons

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aerith was good in Remake.

    Yuffie unironically fricking mogs everyone in Rebirth. She's so busted it's not even funny. Aerith using ATB and Arcane Wards on Yuffie makes her a god.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would play them but Dualshockers told me the game is racist.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best party is Tifa/Aerith/Yuffie

    Team Girl Squad

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >demakes

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is she white or asian?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most Asians are White. But her green eyes and hair make her more likely to be Celtic White.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks almost dutch or nordic

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one here who hasn't beaten the game yet? Only on chapter 10.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Aerith's date is supposed to be canon, are they going to act like Tifa's kiss never happened in the next game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. Schizo Cloud will be rambling to an Aerith no one can see most of the game while Tifa cries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, why do you think they never reference any Tifa side content from Remake even though Aerith has direct references to both her resolutions and even some side quests?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [Citation Needes]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Side quest in Gongaga has Cloud asking Aerith if the flowers finally learned to talk to her (reference to a missable scene from chapter 8), Side quest in Cosmo Canyon has Cloud feeling uneasy because he's remembering the way Aerith prayed during her resolution in chapter 14 of Remake (confirmed by quest description), and at one point Aerith mentions something like "Remember all those people we helped back in sector 5" which obviously were all optional side quests.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rebirth assumes you did all of the sidequests in Remake which would naturally include the missable scenes with Tifa/Aerith from 3 and 8. See: the angel of the slums appearing in Costa Del Sol, you moronic shipgay.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why would it matter when only Aerith's missable scenes get referenced?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real answer: It depends on how the confluence actually works. Its possible that all dates are canon because all are timelines that got merged together. At least to Cloud hes living in multiple timelines already, so to him all will be "canon" while to the others we don't know. I think it is a good bet to say the others are from the timeline where Cloud went on the date with Aerith as it makes the most sense to the story. Tifa is able to see multiple timelines however so I'd probably say yes that both are aware they kissed at least in one timeline.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is no canon/non-canon route when it comes to the side dates.

      FF7 was always written around the idea you could be closer to anyone of the characters. Remake/Rebirth simply expand on this (Remake with the Ch.14 Resolutions, Rebirth with the affinity system, Sidequests/Gold Saucer Dates 1 & 2). They are all written and developed in a way to reflect the interactions those characters would have, and only expand on the main plotline, not conflict with it. There's a reason after beating the game you can simply choose who appears in these segments.

      Anyone who says otherwise is a miserable shipgay who can't cope.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There is no canon/non-canon route when it comes to the side dates.
        >FF7 was always written around the idea you could be closer to anyone of the characters.
        And yet only one character has multiple references to those optional scenes in Rebirth and SPOILER ALERT it's not Tifa.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          References such as? And if you say the credit roll, I WILL find you and punch your teeth out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Side quest in Gongaga has Cloud asking Aerith if the flowers finally learned to talk to her (reference to a missable scene from chapter 8), Side quest in Cosmo Canyon has Cloud feeling uneasy because he's remembering the way Aerith prayed during her resolution in chapter 14 of Remake (confirmed by quest description), and at one point Aerith mentions something like "Remember all those people we helped back in sector 5" which obviously were all optional side quests.

            Tifa didn't even get ONE reference to aby of her optional content or resolutions.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >red eyes
    Waifus? You mean JENOVA HARLOTS.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with Aerith getting Cloud if it means I get Tifa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in your dreams Rufus

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thread autosaging
    I blame you shipgays

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa thread won, get fricked plankers

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tidus is SO back.

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