FFVII rebirth

For me, its Cloud, red xiii and aerith

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the original and not this compilation garbage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stupid frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp demake zoomies eternally seething

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really, they're enjoying it, only purists are seething

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for a few hours.
      Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

      For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
      Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This shit sounded like a past and it really is
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/%20You%20need%20to%20get%20into%20theorycrafting%20youtube./
        I hope you're capable of getting over this game one day, anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >theorycrafter is autistic
          Hardly surprising, but depressing nonetheless

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, anon. You need to have a better strategy, i'm being serious.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meds

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does this guy really believe that by spamming this he makes people believe he's a real theorycrafter and not just one person false flagging?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ip didn't go up
            Hello again

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk dude, you're thinking too hard. Bro's been spamming this shit for 3 years.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting over it
          he can't.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does this guy even enjoy FF? Wasnt 16 enough to quench the hatred in his heart?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He did actually chill out a lot since XVI. Clearly his trolling days aren't fully behind him. He must be angry at someone on twitter again.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is he the guy posting this random person

                No there isn't

                I'll always be impressed by the fact you just need to have a twitter account to make random people mad about you.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just another guy he beefs with on twitter behind his back no doubt

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why care about random people? I've never looked at a reaction image and wondered who it was

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because most of the time when i see anons spamming photos of twittergays or random e-celebs in FF threads, they are deranged as frick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                what makes you think that random person was from twitter or an eceleb?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3 posts before there was a twitter screenshot being used as argument about some random topic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                still a weird assumption

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but i looked the image in the archive and it's always used in the same context and about the same topic of ff7
                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/fXkVArb-5BgxAC39dyJM6Q/
                Probably the same guy who spams that copypasta

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that interested, I'm not usually in these threads and I don't care about youtuber drama. it seems important to you so I'll leave you to it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                got you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Careful Anon, your mask is slipping. You are just a passerby who isn't invested at all, don't forget!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He is an MMOgay who got to meet his hero. It still did not help him attain sanity kek

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last time i saw this guy the jannies got rid of him after he posted 120 times in a 300 posts thread.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Last time i saw this guy the jannies got rid of him after he posted 120 times in a 300 posts thread.
              Remake ruined his life.
              This was one of his worst sperg attacks
              https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634417438/#634451462

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                KINO thread

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >getting over it
          he can't.

          What is it about the Final Fantasy franchise that attracts so much mental illness?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF7 is probably the most asked remake of all time in vidya. Shit's been hyped for more than 20 years. Middle aged jrpg players are already jaded as frick, but in this scenario i'm sure that some people will never recover. Ever.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let them keep seething. It makes the fact that we keep getting kino all the better. We'll enjoy whatever we get, and they'll cry about whatever we get.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try, gigagay. I hope you're able to convince anyone with these tactics. Just be careful with the jannies.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The difference is you think you're fighting a war for the reputation of the game online. I don't care about that. Not only do I know that "swaying opinion" on Ganker is impossible, but how many people are usually in these threads? 30, when they're busy? Who cares? You do. You still think it's so important to defend the games rep. You imagine me as someone who is trying to make SE bankrupt. Yeah, I'm sure making fun of you on Ganker will make that happen. But you genuinely seem to be fighting tooth and nail as SEs most loyal PR person. It's very funny. And I really liked VIIR, and I'm looking forward to Rebirth.
                So why do this?
                To piss you off. And it works. Every time. I can't post without you replying. Sometimes several times as "different" people. I like the passerby act, by the way. Really makes it seem like you're not obsessed. But you can't keep it up for more than 5 minutes, can you?

                I've already explained this to you so many times but it will never sink in because it means accepting you are a lolcow and that your "war" is just a joke to me. You so badly need to believe I hate VIIR with all my heart, but I just don't. We should honestly chat about the game sometime, I'd love to do that. But I doubt you ever would. You are only interested in attacking critics of it, not discussion. Am I wrong?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, friend. Even if you didn't read it I'm sure one of the other dozens of guys I was talking to ITT will. 🙂

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                mucho texto

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was and the game fricking delivered. I’m so fricking sick of these homosexual boomers discord raiding every time we wanna talk about this game. It’s not criticism it’s just homosexuals ass mad that Nomura did Nomura stuff at the tail end. I’m curious to see where the adventure goes but if worse comes of the narrative at least I’ll get to enjoy mini games great combat and fun world to explore.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That guy is literally a schizo. At least he's getting some help.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        not a bad plan. once I've heard enough autistic american furries reading out their headcanon for a few hours maybe nojima's writing won't seem so bad after all.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based theorychad. Once you take the theorypill even CHADley's buttons become fascinating.
        Sadly Ganker has too many purists who cry about every addition raping their childhoods instead of loving everything new for enriching the mythos.
        Apparently nobody here has ever heard of worldbuilding.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isnt theorycrafting tho. FF7 having nordic themes was always there. Or do you really believe that a city called midgar with 9 reactors arent an allusion to the tree of life and its 9 realms?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nordic themes
            Such as?
            There's a difference between themes and "we used norse names because they seemed cool"

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No there isn't

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It depends, ff7 mixes a lot of shit. One of the biggest ones was the gaia hipotheosis that got big as frick in the 90s in Japan.
              But i dont get what is the "gotcha" in that post, seeing yggdrasil as a button isnt groundreaking because FF7 does this all the time. You have fricking MIDGAR bro, places that are literally a park on top of an ancient tree like gold saucer. This doesnt even fit as theorycrafting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hipotheosis
                Your English is poor

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact you saw all that but focused in that specific word tells a lot, thanks for the concession.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some people just refuse to engage with any media they consume. It's why we have every story being told as a Marvel movie nowadays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you recommend some good theory videos?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cloud and Tifa's home is literally called Nibelheim

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people just refuse to engage with any media they consume. It's why we have every story being told as a Marvel movie nowadays.

        This

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ
        They really made this shit for the kingdom hearts audience

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      7R is better than the OG by every metric except maybe some narrative beats and even then that’s contestable. I’ll never believe you homosexuals use the time jannies as justification for saying the OG is better.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >except maybe some narrative beats
        Also known as the only thing VII ever had going for it? ATB was trash, and this remix of it is no different in terms of competence. Remake is one of the dullest action games in existence and true to Final Fantasy's nature; 97% of encounters are fricking pointless.
        VII is a 5/10 that at least had some creative vision, even if none of it went into actually developing a video game. VIIR is just a prostitute. It feels like a production that everybody wanted, that on paper had to happen, but that nobody wanted to work on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is an ultra cope. 7 was a fantastic game for its time and 7R is a fantastic game right now. It also shits all over 16 because it’s actually an RPG. have a nice day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking as someone who would have been fine with whatever they got: have a nice day you filtered moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit taste

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your english is terrible.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can this release already? we'll be dead before they finish this series of remakes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We? I'm living for the next 400 years. I'm going to see the downfall and revival of the american experiment. Sucks for you, troony.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remake part three assuming it's working off Rebirth's foundations should be like 2-3 years max I really can't see them taking another 4 years almost to release the final part.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They commented how there was work being done for part 3 already. And it makes sense because 2 and 3 will share locations and assets. Wont be build from 0 as rebirth after Midgar.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They commented how there was work being done for part 3 already. And it makes sense because 2 and 3 will share locations and assets. Wont be build from 0 as rebirth after Midgar.

        They have most of the work done already, so I see no reason why part 2 couldn't be out by the end of 2021, early 2022 at the latest. And part 3 will be out shortly after since they're working on it already.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Timeloops bro, the theory was: Nomura was fired after part 1 and the 2 other games were cancelled.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what should have happened. I don't remember anyone saying that did happen.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              True, it will be annouced next week tho.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They really fricked over a lot of people by announcing how the third game is already being developed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They really fricked over a lot of people by announcing how the third game is already being developed.

            Well said, two different guys.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone actually having any hope for the story?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if Kingdom Farts is any indication (which it is) it will end in a cringey power of friendship fight against sephiroth

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >will end in a cringey power of friendship fight against sephiroth
        so just like the original ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. It's going the pseudo sequel route and I can't wait. Remake was fantastic with some pacing problems.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The leaks I think said rebirth is gonna go into completely different territories during like the half way point. I think this was from the same guy that leaked how the zones would be smaller than in 16 or something. I don’t really care the OG exists. I just want more interactions from the characters and more of the battle system.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth will flop just like XVI did and we'll be here to laugh at all of you when it happens.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew. What a disgusting picture.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >-rith
    ew

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cait Sith all the way.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about them? your party preference?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      what about u

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        never played the original so idk
        i guess cloud barret and aerith

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is the only one worth playing. Everyone else was boring as hell to play as.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 post midgar disc 1 has a lot of goofy moments that don't work in with the Remake's artstyle.

    Cloud giving CPR to a child
    Cloud dressing up as a soldier and acting like an ass on national television
    Barret wearing a sailor outfit
    Yuffie's entire recruitment scene
    Hojo hanging out with babes at the beach
    Dyne's edgy "tragic" backstory
    Gold Saucer and Cait Sith in general
    Vincent sleeping in a vampire coffin
    Sephiroth throws materia at Cloud then flies away randomly
    Cid's GODDAMN TEA

    Rebirth will ruin all of this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, but it's also why the remake exists. If the remake was supposed to be in the same chibi format there would be no other reason to do it.
      When people asked SE to remake this game for 20 years they never asked for a modern chibi style. They wanted a FF10-like graphics.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of that will be cut. But if it is, that's okay too. Whatever we get will be kino and all the decisions made will be the right ones.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first part felt like a tech demo. Why the frick wasn't Red XIII playable?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud, Yuffie, Vincent.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUH TIFA
    MUH BARRET
    MUH VINCENT
    MUH CAIT SITH
    MUH CID

    Me, an intellectual:

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally nothing wrong with spending every day of your life defending a videogame from criticism on Ganker.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you saying this in a random reply. Did any post bother you? it's why you're acting like a passive agressive ex-wife?
      Point the post and i will fight them for you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did any post bother you?
        Do you really get to play this card now? lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, you're the one who posted that. So i'm asking why.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I posted it because there is nothing wrong with doing that. Do you disagree? I'm curious why you replied.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because i was asking if it was related to this thread of just a random reply because you're bringing some "baggage"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's related to every 7R thread. Do you disagree with it?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know, FF threads are always terrible here so i dont engage with them a lot. But if you're bringing discourse from your eternal battle you fight every day here, it's fine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what? I completely believe you. Every word.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont know
                You... don't know if you disagree with it...?
                Well I guess you don't need to worry about it either way since you're never in these threads. Later.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is why i asked. You're trying to be a smart while forgetting the basic order of events.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're trying to be a smart
                Did they teach English at your school or are you Mario?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're trying to be a smart

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're trying to be a smart
                maybe you should try a little harder instead of worrying about others
                no wonder you don't know what your own opinions are

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                You were the one doing posts like this.

                There is literally nothing wrong with spending every day of your life defending a videogame from criticism on Ganker.

                Why are you changing the subject now?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that wasn't my post.
                you were asked if you disagreed with it or not and you said you didn't know.
                nobody is changing the topic. there's nothing more to say if you have no opinion on it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why i asked, why were you bothered by one question? If it wasnt even your post.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it was his post

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >antsyposting
                Now now Anon we talked about this. Stay calm, I'll get to all your posts eventually. You do so many of them it can be hard to keep up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                I'm not bothered. what question?
                you say I'm changing the subject but I don't even know what the subject is.
                if you want to talk about the game let me know. or you can ask me "why are you bothered" for 5 hours for no reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, random anon. This guy started with this reply right here

                There is literally nothing wrong with spending every day of your life defending a videogame from criticism on Ganker.

                So i asked if he was refering to any specific post of if he was bringing some emotional damage from previous threads because the post is totally detached from anything.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't bring myself to disagree, but I want you to know that I'm still bothered by this post over an hour later.

                lmao perfect

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're trying to be a smart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine reading this and thinking "this is making fun of me, personally"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't bring myself to disagree, but I want you to know that I'm still bothered by this post over an hour later.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the info. I'm definitely adding it to my rotation. Didn't think it would pinch a nerve quite like this but I sometimes forget how touchy you can get when I pinch JUST right.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance Vicent will be playable in this? Or are they pulling a Red XIII again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TGS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will have a big reveal at Tokyo game show. Probably something like Vincent, Cait or Gold Saucer.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo gibs me Cloud, Cid, and Vincent

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nightskyprince thread
    >hispanic? mutt thread

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud/Tifa/Cid is the only way to play.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'm gunna get Rebirth. There's just too much detrimental stuff to get over to try and enjoy the game and the first volume left a sour taste in my mouth.
    On top of the fact this game is going to take up an obscene amount of space, I'm just not interested in where they're taking this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered
      Your opinion is meaningless. It's still going to outsell Remake within the first week.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, bad stuff usually is more popular than good stuff.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I post now
    testestestestest

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They cut out the scene where Red pretends like he's going to frick Aerith

    Cowardice.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many of you today!

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a REMAKE!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

    I'm keepin' me money, be happy you snatched that cash with your lies the first time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered purist
      Bye bye, we'll be fine without you.

      • 9 months ago
        sage

        Enjoy your KH tier story slop then.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this worth playing as a goof?
    Beat FF7 as a kid on the PSX, wondering if this would be at least a fun game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      7R is a Great Game

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