meh, couldn't care less about muh food etiquette
If you want to complain about making it instead of just buying it premade from someone who know knows his shit then be my quest.
>I haven't made curry before so I'm looking forward to making it.
The most important bit is properly caramelizing the onions and tomatoes, and grilling your spices along in the oil.
Also don't be afraid to use a lot of oil and butter.
Oh frick's sake now I definitely have to get into raiding with BLU. I have all abilities unlocked but I just dread raiding, I barely even touch Extremes on my main job.
>Beat E4S, E8S and E12S in a full BLU party while sync'd >titan
Aight >light rampant
ez >lion rampant
Nope, I hate lion rampant because people somehow frick that up so easily.
>You are currently 7/14, or 1/2, an Ancient after fusing with Ardbert >In a world where everyone is a 6/14 at best >Might become 8/14 after this whole nonsense with the 13th is over, assuming we merge with Zero
Considering we killed the literal manifestation of negative emotions at the edge of creation, I don't know how you change the pace when we go to funtime southern continent dragon land. Unless they make us go to a different shard.
Yeah, I'd argue Estihogg was a bigger threat than a drained first brood with 1/14 Zodiark. Is there even a threat after Endsinger?
That said, a half-rejoined Zodiark should still be a way bigger threat than dragon 1/14 Zodiark, right? Although Fanny Danny wasn't trying that hard.
Remember when rejoining was said to make you not only stronger but also smarter/just overall better than non-rejoined people but then when everyone went to the First there was literally no difference despite the fact that the scions and WoL should've been 7x stronger than everyone else? Great writing.
They kinda are better than everyone though. Urianger deals with the Fae, Y’shtola integrates herself with a highly religious society and save them, a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit, everyone wanks alisae
1 year ago
Anonymous
>a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit
*clashes on equal footing with one overcharged bullet
1 year ago
Anonymous
>a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit
lol the fricking revisionist history
Ran’jit literally ran away from a dude collapsed on the ground
1 year ago
Anonymous
Thancred was wasting his time
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah just like the entirety of the WoL and Scion group ran out of Ranjit when they're supposed to be literally 6-7 rejoinings stronger than him alone
It would be like a fricking MMA fighter vs a 6 year old the way the lore tells you it's supposed to go
1 year ago
Anonymous
what do you mean "daddy selch l-l-l-l-LIED?"
1 year ago
Anonymous
Should have been obvious after lahabrea and his b***h got soloed by a 8/14 wol in HW.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well, WoL should also in theory be weaker than the unsundered ancients, but we were also kicking ass in Elpis.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Venat compares (You)r strength to unsundered Azem too
1 year ago
Anonymous
You forget we had a snifter of aether from Hades.
1 year ago
Anonymous
WoL is just built different
1 year ago
Anonymous
WOL isn't really a fair comparison seeing as they're hyped up on azem autism and in universe plot armor
1 year ago
Anonymous
Azem was stronger than the other unsundered due to his travels. Even a fraction of Azem can match them. He just didn't like to flex his power level.
1 year ago
Anonymous
No, it’s not the same. Thancred was collapsed on the ground and Ran’jit still ran away like a pussy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Emet was full of shit, when the entire world is telling a different story to one character who desperately wants you to be different to the other's he sees as lesser so he can have his friend back then you're supposed to understand that you're dealing with an unreliable narrator
1 year ago
Anonymous
Emet was full of shit, when the entire world is telling a different story to one character who desperately wants you to be different to the other's he sees as lesser so he can have his friend back then you're supposed to understand that you're dealing with an unreliable narrator
I’m pretty sure elidibussy or some other rando ascian has a line about people getting stronger after a calamity.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit
lol the fricking revisionist history
1 year ago
Anonymous
>everyone wanks alisae
wow, what a bawd
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Meanwhile, Alphinaud failing to just enter a city for a whole year straight...
Also sometimes I wonder how much they could have actually got done if Exarch had given them genuine work that could potentially result in a solution instead of just trying to get rid of them and gaslight them until WoL arrived and he could do his epin sacrifice.
They changed the post-Bardam's cutscenes so now Lyse has even less focus in her own expansion. Instead of having a conversation with us, Hien and Gosetsu wave like morons and it awkwardly skips to the next part of the story.
Similar to when duty support was added to The Antitower and one of the only scenes mentioning Thancred's aether nonsense was snipped out. Or adding fricking b***hmode Alphinaud to Haurchefaunt's death scene. New players won't know it and most old ones won't care, but the MSQ gets worse every time they fiddle with it.
Because the majority of base race character options are ugly, which is why all players use the handful of same ones.
Frick, I hope they revamp the ugly options in 7.0 but they probably won't not to tread on the toes of the few people who do use them.
Kino fight in terms of audio and visuals, but the patch was pretty lame , 3/4 useless filler. i just can't bring myself to give a shit about garlemalding
>Hit the experimental body horror button >Turn into ravioli
Not wol's fault they're all sore losers. Plus the white one is alive albeit scarred for life. Too bad DW died, Gaius could have raised his mech kid well.
to be fair he was said to take in orphans and be an overall pretty level-headed guy kinda early on
ignore the dealing-with-Ascians thing though
it's kinda lazy that he's still dirty as frick and wearing garbage, though
1 year ago
Anonymous
>it's kinda lazy that he's still dirty as frick and wearing garbage, though
i say that about all npcs
>players and mcs getting more meticulously detailed equipment >npcs in towns dress as though they're several decades behind, like medieval peasants
1 year ago
Anonymous
Not everyone has god tier textile industry from rowena and cid at his beck and call like wol has anon
1 year ago
Anonymous
yeah but newer towns from expacs dress better than the eorzean alliance, like they're supposed to be a major political power???
1 year ago
Anonymous
Eorzea is literally made up of hippies, pirates, sandBlack folk and french cavemen. They're the Africa of their World.
FOMO bullshit is the only way they can get people to play their dogshit pvp
Why do you think they're bringing back ranking rewards despite not a single fricking person outside the wintrader cabal liking that shit?
The only thing I can think of to justify the Wol thinking about Zenos is watching Zero actually get over her trauma and autism and learn how to make friends makes them think of how things could've turned out different for Zenos. The thing is, unlike Zero, Zenos didn't have the excuse of being stuck in a hellish civil war for 12,000 years. I have no idea what this is leading to especially since Wol can tell Zero that Zenos wasn't their friend.
They're doing SOMETHING with him. >Friendship = Trust >Zenos never had either >"What did he see in you?" gets brought up
Either he or one of his shards are getting a big push.
We NEED to be done with the Ancients / shards bullshit and never, EVER come back to it. If 6.5 doesn't accomplish this I'm out. I never want to hear the fricking name "Azem" again either, I am so fricking done with this shit.
It's funny because I feel like I'm simultaneously tired of the Azem shit and also that they never manged to use it efficiently once after the initial Elidibus fight
Everything since then has been pure pandering garbage for fujos
Garleans might legitimately be the dumbest people on Hydaelyn and I am now convinced the reason they were originally attacked is not because they couldn't use aether, it was because they were absolutely insufferable.
it doesn't matter. if you looked at it rationally you wouldn't fear it. actually it doesn't even make any sense because the people who actually had their asses handed to them by magic are long dead. the modern day garleans destroyed and subjugated numerous 'barbaric' magic using people, so they wouldn't even be able to have the same biases
Their science ain't shit compared to magic in Eorzea, the gilded reaper mount says they had to gild all their mechs to cope with Eorzean Thunder spells for instance.
it's not about power. it's about shit like 'all magic is evil'. any rationally minded scientist would understand that magic is just another tool and doesn't predispose a person towards a certain personality. that is pure nonsense
You're complaining about hoodoo being illogical in a setting where hoodoo has a tangible and measurable effect on magic's outcome, from casting punches with Monk to a primal's personality in summoning magic
This is an aggressively stupid fantasy game to try and tip your fedora in
1 year ago
Anonymous
what the frick is hoodoo? leave your ebonics at the door
1 year ago
Anonymous
that really has nothing to do with tarring all magic with the same brush. it's patently obvious at a glance that there are aether users with a huge spectrum of moral codes and personality. it doesn't even take a genius to deduce that the prejudice against magic isn't based on anything you can observe in the ffxiv world
you don't even understand what the question is
1 year ago
Anonymous
Anon I don't know how to tell you this since you've ignored it for the past ten years of this game but the Garleans are supposed to be ignorant bullies and pigs.
1 year ago
Anonymous
this is incongruent with their status as a highly advanced civilisation. that's the problem with the writing - it's logically inconsistent because no thought has been put into how the lore can stay consistent
This is a typical trope in Final Fantasy. You see it at least in 6, somewhat in 7, and pretty prominently in 10 and 13. Magic somehow always trumps technology, or technology is rendered evil and banned.
You've got the taste of a primordial jellyfish if you think ANY of the new crafted sets are good. Modern clothes are a joke and have ruined the aesthetic.
Garleans might legitimately be the dumbest people on Hydaelyn and I am now convinced the reason they were originally attacked is not because they couldn't use aether, it was because they were absolutely insufferable.
They were supposed to blindly follow the emperor in the cancelled expansion.
I'm so fricking ready for the Scions to just stay fricked off forever at this point but all of the new characters are so bad I have no faith that any new cast that they will introduce will be any better.
Why is it so hard for them?
Changing the story structure from building up to a meaningful climax in the .3 patch with leading into the next expansion in .4 and .5 to LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING from .1 to most likely the last 5 minutes of .5 has been fricking awful. Are people actually eating up this slop?
>Started in ARR >Was sick of the game by HW >Skipped SB >Came back for ShB >Was sick of the game again by the second set of Pandaemonium
Yeah this checks out
It's just trancers seething that Endwalker didn't conform to their headcanon. Notice how all their posts are eerily similar, it's because they coordinate this shit to dump on the game no matter what.
Endwalker has firmly cemented its position as worst expansion by such a huge margin at this point. Like the 6.0 MSQ was bad, the worst to date, absolutely, but the patch content has been fricking abhorrent. I can't see 6.5 salvaging this.
Boils my fricking blood considering HOW invested you had to be to clear some of those things like all field notes, duels, raptor dalriada mount, all lost actions, DRS, etc
I think it was actually just WoL remembering how he extended his hand towards us at the last moment. More "WoL realizing Zenos was actually for real when calling us a friend" and less "WoL thinks of Zenos as a friend".
Embarrassing that a game which rips a majority of its assets straight from fricking FFXI can't create more unique armor than wow shit glows and buttcapes up the ass
FFXI will forever mog this half assed second life clone in terms of effort
That one guy on the forums with the boner for Garlemald is gonna have a fit over the one Garlean going "MUH PRIDE" rolled over for the Contingiency the second he got harrassed by a robot
the garleans have almost always been chickenshit when they're not deciding the terms of engagement, i don't think these people actually pay any attention to the hills they die on
i cant find it anymore but it was a leak of an unfinished area in the island that had a house on it that was 100% like the residential area houses
it was leaked with the very first island patch i think
She believes there exist a higher being aka "God" the only way to find out if something like that exist is to do everything in her power to obtain the power of a "god" so she can obtain irrefutable evidence that support or goes against her theory.
Yeah, also the part about the "black stone" effect her wasn't true, since every time you are reborn you are cleansed of corruption. The heart of sabik was just a tool.
Notice how she dies her aether goes away, the corruption from the stone should gone away, but she was never really effect by it, because she was already obsessed with the idea before coming into contact with the rock. The rock just gave irrefutable proof that there is something out there for her.
Y'mhitra is a Son of Saint Connach, they don't need to steal anything. Specially after going through so many fricking people asking for permission to do every step of the quest.
7.0 better bring with us good companions along for the ride because i'd rather have adventures with the several ancients we've met along the way than anyone from the scions or our inner circle in general
Island Sanctuary fricking sucks.
The new underground area has such a small space to frick around in and the nodes are too far apart to make the mindless grind bearable.
Also once you reach rank 14 you can't even make the new tools yet. You need to get to 15 or 16 to unlock the 4th workshop.
Fricking cancer. At rank 14 you can upgrade your existing workshops but fricking hell they made something this unfun somehow. That actually takes balls.
I'm not making an argument, i'm calling you a fricking moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
Oh no what will I do?
Are you pissing your pants? Are you shitting yourself?
Is this how you handle your precious game being criticized? Lord heavens up above what will you do?
Fricking have a nice day you dumb b***h.
Cry me a river you fricking baby.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Wow you're really mad at the realization that you're a fricking moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
The only thing being realized is how much of a fricking b***h you are. Grow the frick up you actual autist.
They're not going to pat your back for sucking their wiener for making shit content.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Stay mad moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
You're like a woman
No argument just pure moronic emotion. Lmao.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Stay mad, moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
How would you know? You've never interacted with one.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hahhahahahh
I fricking wish, mate.
1 year ago
Anonymous
nta but his mom told me what a handsome young boy I am.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's true. My mom can't stop talking about this anon. Says he's very brave going out in public looking the way he does.
what do you mean? there is no gameplay to island sanctuary so all you can do is grind
your question might make sense if IS had an alternative playstyle where you could engage in some fun activities and minigames rather than collecting nodes for 5 trillion hours
It's literally the same boring ass shit. Nothing new at all just more of the same.
It's actually so fricking depressing that they made something you can't actually play.
This shit plays ITSELF. Who the frick asked for this?
>Shitty Halloween music from the laziest modern final raid boss that couldn't even bother to have a fricking different theme for the savage phase
god no
i want to see this anon's face when he bases his expectations on normal mode and they do another p7s but this time on the entire tier instead of just one fight
>completely understand mechanics in golby ex in 2-3 pulls >pf people keep making the same mistakes pull after pull after pull on the easier parts >they don't even stop to ask or learn how to do the mechanic >they just pull and pull and pull and pull
this is like one of those shitty isekais where the hero is the 'weakest' but he actually has cheat powers that make him the strongest >ah yes, we are supposed to be weak but actually we aren't because the author just says so
I thought the point of shadow bringers was one brings shadow one brings the light two toned echos tumbling through time threescore wasted 10 cast aside fourfold knowing no end in sight
Benefits of a retcon
Restore the idea of a normal power level
Keep the Ancients a secret and spooked up
Build up an actual finale instead of rushing to the end
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRICKING HATE ENDWALKER WORTHLESS EXPANSION GIVE ME BACK MY LOWLY POWER LEVELS YOU WORTHLESS HACKS
I can appreciate what they're trying to do but personally I can't get behind it considering all the shit Garleans put everyone through. We're supposed to feel sorry for them and respect their independence even so far as putting the world at risk while we faff around listening to them b***h? I can't get into that mindset.
the alternative is to have another germany where they start trying to frick everyone over again because of resentment from the first defeat. and obviously the heroes aren't callous enough to just wipe them off the map and solve the problem once and for all
Yeah, it's how I pretty much get it but don't like it personally. Especially that chimpout over wanting to clear the roads of roaming unchecked magitek murder machines so supplies and safe travel was possible.
The raid storyline isn't part of the MSQ and it technically takes place around the same time immediately after EW finishes so I'll let it slide. MSQ wise I'm done with all of that though it's not interesting anymore, they've also explained too much and pretty much wrapped up all of their storylines.
They chose to use Garlemald as a punching bag instead of making them a real proper force in the MSQ, I don't want to deal with them from here on out especially if it's a whiny shit storyline.
>Garlean subway >shitty looking hot food >"hurr what is da meaning of <incredibly basic concept>" >omg a voidsent noooooo I didn't see that coming
6.x energy
>Garlean subway >shitty looking hot food >"hurr what is da meaning of <incredibly basic concept>" >omg a voidsent noooooo I didn't see that coming
6.x energy
Things I never want to hear mentioned in the story again:
How else is Zero going to learn about the power of TRUST if you don't tell Garleans to trade with Poos?
I can appreciate what they're trying to do but personally I can't get behind it considering all the shit Garleans put everyone through. We're supposed to feel sorry for them and respect their independence even so far as putting the world at risk while we faff around listening to them b***h? I can't get into that mindset.
Garlicmald was the most blatant form of padding I have ever seen in a videogame
This guy is writing the magnum opus of nothingburger stories
I have no doubts that in 1.0 Garlemald was intended to be more integral to the story but everything post ARR has basically just used them as a facade, even stormblood is you fooling around with them in a foreign land where it's mostly about Zenos.
I like their parallels to the Allagans who were also useful idiots of the Ascians. Hell I like Varis going full GARLEMALD WILL RISE AGAIN white-trash about it and thinking that just because the country is populated and founded by the useful idiots of a cabal of shadow sorcerers doesn't mean it can't shine gloriously and above its creators anyways. It doesn't
Varis is the most braindead homosexual in the entire setting. Don’t know why people act like we need more focus on the garleans after SB patches. The intrigue of the empire died when their leader is spewing the most moronic shit on the planet >I will le kill everyone and do exactly what the ascians want me to do >because that is how we will stop the ascians >by doing exactly what they want >and killing everyone >then we can stop the ascians >unleash the brap gas
Clown character with clown motivations
Black Rose was him going full soijak >NOOOOOOOO GARLEMALD REIGNS SUPREME >I WILL LITERALLY KILL FRICKING EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET IF GARLEMALD IS JUST GOING TO BE A FOOTNOTE IN THE HISTORY OF THE STAR
Varis as a half unwilling participant with Emet could've been cool but they threw it out the window with Zenos just killing him
I think the lack of a Garlemald expansion is what the real misstep was
I like how the fight designers are so creatively bankrupt you can always tell they come up with one idea and then repeat it on every fight of the patch.
This time it is "what if big aoe... on small arena? :OOOOOOOOOOO"
I wasn't a fan of Themis' even though I liked him in ShB, felt like the guy didn't even skim the script before recording and was tripping over his words
Yeah, he sounded really like he didn't know what he was reading. Maybe his voice acting was a really late adition.
IIRC they said they wanted Elidibus to have voiced lines in all tiers but his english VA was always busy so yeah, plus he might've just forgotten how he acted. Speaking of, Athena's voice work was REALLY rough.
In PvP or PvE? In PvP it's not popular since it pretty much needs its LB to do anything but it's strong once it's in there. In PvE it doesn't do anything so special that it must needs be hit with the nerf bat.
Old dude that should be dead but is actually an ancestor of the main kingdom/empire, also he’s kind of a trickster and you don’t know if you can trust him or not, he manipulates the 1st big bad into doing everything he has done and then after is said and done you kinda empathise with what he has been through
>uuh, here comes the 6.4 patch THE DARK THRONE >90% of it is just talk to locals in different places so we can fricking open a space butthole to enter the void, with the same fricking points about friends and trust we discussed we Zero for 2 patches + this one >We defeat Golbez, but not really, here's Zeromus, ups, time's up, time to go back to the Source and wait 4.5 months for the next patch
What a fricking shitshow, just end this expansion already, jesus christ.
>Sin Eaters as the base design of the Fallen. >Zenos as a superboss, as the primal of Shinryu >Jill having Oblivion as her boss battle theme > DLC of Leviathan based on an island far from Valisthea, where the culture is based on Wutai/Kugane
>Saying hi to Lahabrea and his schizo wife >Saying hi to the azem fanboy after he recovered his memories >Being in the same postal code as the WoL after everything they did to him >Getting roasted by Hythlodaeus in front of the ascians
I think he's had enough of them for a few lifetimes.
HW .x had weird padding >We've found Yshotla by this one method and she told us that she used the same spell to teleport Thancred that she used on herself >Dick around for a while instead of immediately coming to the conclusion that you can use the exact same method you used to find yshtola to find thancred.
What we really need back is the fujo writer
it's ok
Dogshit as usual
Trancer status?
They're Zeromus Trancers now
pissing and moaning
The Golbez fight was extremely underwhelming. A fight with literally zero gimmicks.
Now do it on Extreme.
>gee I wonder why the other shards are drawn to the SOURCE
I'm so over the "scientific explanations" of fantasy bullshit
RDMs seething
idk, where is the DALAMUD KEY
Kino.
>isle of ham
>curry
me hongro
>quest was called "Going Haam"
lmao
>Currying Flavor
Frick's sake Koji.
>first the buuz
>now curry
Goddamnit now I'm going to have to make curry this week and it's always such a long thing if you want to get it right.
>Buy curry sauce from tesco
>heat up in pan for 5 minutes
>?????
>Profit
just get one that's already made from some chink restaurant, can't be that expensive.
Frick no, that's not proper curry.
meh, couldn't care less about muh food etiquette
If you want to complain about making it instead of just buying it premade from someone who know knows his shit then be my quest.
anon in charge of asian ethnicities
they're all the same anyway
Curry is the easiest shit to make ever if you just do it the thai way
Garleans might genuinely be the most unlikable fantasy race I've ever had the displeasure of having to work with.
this isn't FATE, you can't replenish aether through sex
I CREATE, MANIPULATE
On the good side, Vrtra is an actual character once again.
>MUH SISTER
>*jobs*
is he?
>*jobs*
but does he jobs as hard as THE Jobber?
The trade agreement thing was some change from MUH SISTER and showed he still has at least some initiative.
What ilvl will I need for savage?
640 probably
>no Azem
They're going to keep that for years as a "break glass in case of emergency" thing aren't they?
They will never use Azem in the msq, but they will bring back the ancients
It's Golbez
So is the actual Golbez kill and this one is Durante?
Yeah, that would seem to be the case. Note that the sword Golbez uses is the sword Durante uses in the flashback.
Yes.
It's funny because there were so many people complaining that Golbez is supposed to be a mage, not a knight. Turns out they all got rused.
Yup. Pretty nice misdirection I gotta admit.
>shattered the wheel
homie WHAT fricking wheel? Ain't no wheels LEFT in the void
the endless cycle of rebirth you dummy
the o in "the dark throne" logo is even a broken wheel
He's trying to achieve CHIM.
It's an ebin Game of Thrones reference, chud. That's why the achievement for clearing the MSQ is also named "You Win or you Dais."
Golbez is doing what is right.
I like the idea of Lahabrea giving Azem the stare as the Convocation discusses the grape incident.
I haven't made curry before so I'm looking forward to making it.
>I haven't made curry before so I'm looking forward to making it.
The most important bit is properly caramelizing the onions and tomatoes, and grilling your spices along in the oil.
Also don't be afraid to use a lot of oil and butter.
Elidibus is kino (again)
Trash
>Raidvirgins get a meme Axolotl mount for their last tier
>BLUchads get to ride their own personal brown elezen barmaid wife
brutally mogged
Looks sick but goddamn that flying animation is moronic
Yeah, they should've reversed the stances, would've looked less moronic
Oh frick's sake now I definitely have to get into raiding with BLU. I have all abilities unlocked but I just dread raiding, I barely even touch Extremes on my main job.
How do I get this shit bros?
Beat E4S, E8S and E12S in a full BLU party while sync'd
>Beat E4S, E8S and E12S in a full BLU party while sync'd
>titan
Aight
>light rampant
ez
>lion rampant
Nope, I hate lion rampant because people somehow frick that up so easily.
get to ride their own personal brown elezen barmaid wife
I require art of this NOW
she won
I don't even remember her, is that from Eden storyline?
bro your role quests?
She's hot. And I don't like elezen
She also gets to look after two precocious boys.
She has to repopulate the 13th with unukulele after all.
Any more datamined stuff? I went into the patch blind and just finished the MSQ and raid.
Savage mount is SOVL
For real? I thought that'd be island shit or something.
I'm pretty sure the axolotl has always been associated with silly Elpis shenanigans
Anyways the new BLU mount:
oh woops the blu was already posted, ok i dont have anything unique to share
I can't wait to get it in about 6 years from now.
>raid mount specifically designed for lalafell
Ye
Fine I'll work on my Omega raids while I wait for 6.45
i like both and will be getting both, you do all the content.... right anon?
I can't be the only one who instantly thought this at the Pandaemonium final boss
How long will it be before people in pf expect me to know the EX mechs?
they already do
3 hours ago
if you haven't cleared yet then you're already behind
Just blind prog bro
just make your own fricking party and set whatever rules you want
jesus christ you're all like babies
Why do they disable jump on some mechanics in P12?
so you can't jump to other platforms, same as e9.
Someone post the P12S p2 music assuming it's already been datamined
https://files.catbox.moe/t0awes.ogg
it's FFT Ultima's theme remixed
Thanks
I had no idea before just now.
Isn't it just a remix of FFT Ultima's theme?
Zero out of Zero
>I crafted you to suit my needs, that you might accept my essence when the time came.
What did she mean by this?
I can fix her
>What did she mean by this?
Themis and Erichthonios harem, she's into straight shota
Why is she so much hotter than Venat
>Why is she so much hotter than Venat
It's the aura of contempt
Unlike Venat, she is capable of rape.
>>What did she mean by this?
Modern woman mentality
>Zeromus is not Zero but voidsent dragon Zodiark
I wasn't too deep in the Zero = Zeromus train but I didn't see that coming.
That said, a half-rejoined Zodiark should still be a way bigger threat than dragon 1/14 Zodiark, right? Although Fanny Danny wasn't trying that hard.
Yeah, I'd argue Estihogg was a bigger threat than a drained first brood with 1/14 Zodiark. Is there even a threat after Endsinger?
>You are currently 7/14, or 1/2, an Ancient after fusing with Ardbert
>In a world where everyone is a 6/14 at best
>Might become 8/14 after this whole nonsense with the 13th is over, assuming we merge with Zero
Considering we killed the literal manifestation of negative emotions at the edge of creation, I don't know how you change the pace when we go to funtime southern continent dragon land. Unless they make us go to a different shard.
Remember when rejoining was said to make you not only stronger but also smarter/just overall better than non-rejoined people but then when everyone went to the First there was literally no difference despite the fact that the scions and WoL should've been 7x stronger than everyone else? Great writing.
Remember when the only person in the whole game that said that is Hades and he took you to Amaurot so you could kill him
They kinda are better than everyone though. Urianger deals with the Fae, Y’shtola integrates herself with a highly religious society and save them, a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit, everyone wanks alisae
>a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit
*clashes on equal footing with one overcharged bullet
Ran’jit literally ran away from a dude collapsed on the ground
Thancred was wasting his time
Yeah just like the entirety of the WoL and Scion group ran out of Ranjit when they're supposed to be literally 6-7 rejoinings stronger than him alone
It would be like a fricking MMA fighter vs a 6 year old the way the lore tells you it's supposed to go
what do you mean "daddy selch l-l-l-l-LIED?"
Should have been obvious after lahabrea and his b***h got soloed by a 8/14 wol in HW.
Well, WoL should also in theory be weaker than the unsundered ancients, but we were also kicking ass in Elpis.
Venat compares (You)r strength to unsundered Azem too
You forget we had a snifter of aether from Hades.
WoL is just built different
WOL isn't really a fair comparison seeing as they're hyped up on azem autism and in universe plot armor
Azem was stronger than the other unsundered due to his travels. Even a fraction of Azem can match them. He just didn't like to flex his power level.
No, it’s not the same. Thancred was collapsed on the ground and Ran’jit still ran away like a pussy.
Emet was full of shit, when the entire world is telling a different story to one character who desperately wants you to be different to the other's he sees as lesser so he can have his friend back then you're supposed to understand that you're dealing with an unreliable narrator
I’m pretty sure elidibussy or some other rando ascian has a line about people getting stronger after a calamity.
>a shitter like thancred beats up ran’jit
lol the fricking revisionist history
>everyone wanks alisae
wow, what a bawd
>Meanwhile, Alphinaud failing to just enter a city for a whole year straight...
Also sometimes I wonder how much they could have actually got done if Exarch had given them genuine work that could potentially result in a solution instead of just trying to get rid of them and gaslight them until WoL arrived and he could do his epin sacrifice.
The point of Shadowbringers was that Emet was wrong you fricking homosexual
>He was wrong
>The only reason you don't die from light AIDS is because you rejoin again
lol?
It's because we took his axe and fought as one
You rejoining with Ardbert doesn't make you an ancient. You're still a primitive mockery of what Emet holds as ideal
Yeah, but it still proves that the overall theory of joining with other shards making you stronger
So jobbing to Ranjit is just indefensible
Holy shit you're STILL in these threads?
Based as frick
>Emet only thought about this in terms of how it relates to notorious asspuller Azem
Checks out
Having more magical energy in your body doesn’t make you smarter or a better person
Or does it
Go back to being dead Emet
They changed the post-Bardam's cutscenes so now Lyse has even less focus in her own expansion. Instead of having a conversation with us, Hien and Gosetsu wave like morons and it awkwardly skips to the next part of the story.
Similar to when duty support was added to The Antitower and one of the only scenes mentioning Thancred's aether nonsense was snipped out. Or adding fricking b***hmode Alphinaud to Haurchefaunt's death scene. New players won't know it and most old ones won't care, but the MSQ gets worse every time they fiddle with it.
wait what
Is there a list of these?
what the FRICK
So the real Golbez is dead and his mate took up his name so he'd be the hero? Shame I wanted a villain Azem shard
>So the real Golbez is dead and his mate took up his name so he'd be the hero?
How many times have they done this plot now? At least three off the top of my head.
>expecting HACKoi to come up with anything new
Anyone else trying out the real endgame
Me, but I can't say I dig yours bro
I know its a concept, I still cant decide whether to do more like this or make the ground into grass and try more of a nature look.
180 the fruit stands
Psst, hey anon...
FRICK YOU I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT
Is his face a modified version of emet's?
should've let them all get eaten by void monsters and gutted by their own magitek, fricking c**ts
Why was the guy with him so fricking ugly? It kept taking me out of the scene
Because the majority of base race character options are ugly, which is why all players use the handful of same ones.
Frick, I hope they revamp the ugly options in 7.0 but they probably won't not to tread on the toes of the few people who do use them.
Looked like a roe head on a midlander
Anyone else lagging on the servers?
Kino fight in terms of audio and visuals, but the patch was pretty lame , 3/4 useless filler. i just can't bring myself to give a shit about garlemalding
The garlemald situation could have been interesting but it got turned into fodder for Zero's "character development"
how's the raid
I liked it
MMOs are for mentally ill troons. Sterilize yourselves ASAP.
FFXIV is a forced online single player game though.
t. mentally ill troon
Everyone I've met in FFXIV turned out to be gross polyamorous weirdos who ERP all day unironically and none of them were transgender.
t. actual troon
It was a solid 7.5/10. Msq was decent, raid was kino, tataru had a fricking mech fight.
what are rewards from Tataru quest?
a pic of Gaius and his kids
>getting a picture of kids I have killed
Nice
They all died horribly.
>Hit the experimental body horror button
>Turn into ravioli
Not wol's fault they're all sore losers. Plus the white one is alive albeit scarred for life. Too bad DW died, Gaius could have raised his mech kid well.
>this is the same character since ARR
cant make this shit up
>Literally spends half of praetorium trying to convince you to stop fighting him
>Grooms Nero, Livia, Cape Guy and Cid
Gaius was always dad material.
to be fair he was said to take in orphans and be an overall pretty level-headed guy kinda early on
ignore the dealing-with-Ascians thing though
it's kinda lazy that he's still dirty as frick and wearing garbage, though
>it's kinda lazy that he's still dirty as frick and wearing garbage, though
i say that about all npcs
>players and mcs getting more meticulously detailed equipment
>npcs in towns dress as though they're several decades behind, like medieval peasants
Not everyone has god tier textile industry from rowena and cid at his beck and call like wol has anon
yeah but newer towns from expacs dress better than the eorzean alliance, like they're supposed to be a major political power???
Eorzea is literally made up of hippies, pirates, sandBlack folk and french cavemen. They're the Africa of their World.
Are there literally ANY new mechs in the new tier?
>dynamo/chariot
>towers
>knockback
>half room cleave
>in/out line aoe
>color resolve
>flare/stack/spread/defamation
>limit cut
>tiles
>tethers
>proximity/positional baits
>busters, raidwides, bleeds
Why are they just recycling old shit endlessly in slightly different variations.
there's only so many ways you can spin a wheel anon
You haven't even seen savage yet lmao
Calm down baby
CC series rewards are confirmed to never return and I'm legitimately pissed off, this is some Blizzard-tier shit.
just get them all lmao
thankfully they're shit this patch so you don't have to worry about it
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FRICKED
You keep spamming this but that won't make it true.
Confirmed from Yoshi-P himself. Cope and seethe, I know I am.
Go ahead and post the quote.
FOMO bullshit is the only way they can get people to play their dogshit pvp
Why do you think they're bringing back ranking rewards despite not a single fricking person outside the wintrader cabal liking that shit?
everytime yoshida says something will never return, I know it will
Like the Garo gear? Or the griffon earrings? Or whatever the frick they're called
>Get like 6 months to do something that can be grinded out in less than a week
Did you really even want it if you arent even playing the game?
>Golbez: You are the one who killed my four fiends, correct?
>Zero: What if I am?
FRICK YOU
FRICK OFF
I DID IT
AND THE EXTREMES
FRICKING prostitute
>haam 2nd boss is straight up volibear
Haam is a lot bigger than I imagined
>Tim and Eric achievement
I laughed on line
I TOLD YOU TO DO PVP BRO
I TOLD YOU
>no new crafted weapons
What the frick
There are? They're recolored Ktiseos.
No not those, I meant the primal
/trial weapons. We should be had WoL weapons added.
I invested in 12 WoL plates and various weapon plates
There is nothing
I am annoyed and peeved
Did you remember your only true friend today?
I don't understand that flashback, we never trusted Zenos.
We kinda did when we jumped on his back to fight the Endsinger. That's a lot of trust.
We trusted him to not care about anything but FIGHTING YOU in the end
The only thing I can think of to justify the Wol thinking about Zenos is watching Zero actually get over her trauma and autism and learn how to make friends makes them think of how things could've turned out different for Zenos. The thing is, unlike Zero, Zenos didn't have the excuse of being stuck in a hellish civil war for 12,000 years. I have no idea what this is leading to especially since Wol can tell Zero that Zenos wasn't their friend.
Speak for yourself
DON'T ACT LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND
HYDALAEN TRANCE
Most sane Garlean
They're doing SOMETHING with him.
>Friendship = Trust
>Zenos never had either
>"What did he see in you?" gets brought up
Either he or one of his shards are getting a big push.
I'm betting on a Zenos shard in the near future
What would be the point of that
to show you what a non-genocidal Zenos would be like
this arc is so drawn out it is recahing kiseki tier pacing. muh sister for 5 fricking patches
Am I the only one that hates that basically ALL mounts from ALL sources are "jokey" now? Like half the mounts I own now are jokes, it's pretty lame.
No you're right. It's gay as frick
Don't worry my uncle works at YoshiP and he says the tank they're adding in 7.0 has velociraptors as their tank exclusive mount
How do I unlock the 4th workshop again
either 15 or 16 rank
The story jumped the shark
They wasted the Void storyline
The new characters suck
The old characters are tired
We NEED to be done with the Ancients / shards bullshit and never, EVER come back to it. If 6.5 doesn't accomplish this I'm out. I never want to hear the fricking name "Azem" again either, I am so fricking done with this shit.
It's funny because I feel like I'm simultaneously tired of the Azem shit and also that they never manged to use it efficiently once after the initial Elidibus fight
Everything since then has been pure pandering garbage for fujos
>never manged to use it efficiently once after the initial Elidibus fight
You mean after the Emet fight
5.3 was just
>FUJOSISTERS REDDIT SELCH IS BACK POGGERS!
That's what happens when you put most of your core staff on 16 and let new hires with no experience write instead
How's the EX? Is it fun like Barb?
worse than Barb, better than Rubicante
it's not that interesting
Sounds like I made a good choice to unsub after Barb
I skipped whole garlemald section, did I miss anything?
Zero makes friends and Garleans are thrown a bone.
Garleans might legitimately be the dumbest people on Hydaelyn and I am now convinced the reason they were originally attacked is not because they couldn't use aether, it was because they were absolutely insufferable.
the writing is pure dogshit. why is the scientifically advanced race TERRIFIED of magic and supersition. who wrote this tripe?
because they got their asses handed to them by magic
it doesn't matter. if you looked at it rationally you wouldn't fear it. actually it doesn't even make any sense because the people who actually had their asses handed to them by magic are long dead. the modern day garleans destroyed and subjugated numerous 'barbaric' magic using people, so they wouldn't even be able to have the same biases
Their science ain't shit compared to magic in Eorzea, the gilded reaper mount says they had to gild all their mechs to cope with Eorzean Thunder spells for instance.
it's not about power. it's about shit like 'all magic is evil'. any rationally minded scientist would understand that magic is just another tool and doesn't predispose a person towards a certain personality. that is pure nonsense
You're complaining about hoodoo being illogical in a setting where hoodoo has a tangible and measurable effect on magic's outcome, from casting punches with Monk to a primal's personality in summoning magic
This is an aggressively stupid fantasy game to try and tip your fedora in
what the frick is hoodoo? leave your ebonics at the door
that really has nothing to do with tarring all magic with the same brush. it's patently obvious at a glance that there are aether users with a huge spectrum of moral codes and personality. it doesn't even take a genius to deduce that the prejudice against magic isn't based on anything you can observe in the ffxiv world
you don't even understand what the question is
Anon I don't know how to tell you this since you've ignored it for the past ten years of this game but the Garleans are supposed to be ignorant bullies and pigs.
this is incongruent with their status as a highly advanced civilisation. that's the problem with the writing - it's logically inconsistent because no thought has been put into how the lore can stay consistent
Yer mum's position on my dick is incongruent
garlean citizens close to the capitol literally do not know magic exists
This is a typical trope in Final Fantasy. You see it at least in 6, somewhat in 7, and pretty prominently in 10 and 13. Magic somehow always trumps technology, or technology is rendered evil and banned.
ff secondaries OUT
A whole country of reversed Wakka
The crafted Fending actually looks really nice for GNB.
Goddamn the final dungeon boss is such a letdown.
You've got the taste of a primordial jellyfish if you think ANY of the new crafted sets are good. Modern clothes are a joke and have ruined the aesthetic.
They were supposed to blindly follow the emperor in the cancelled expansion.
The Fending has a 19th century military theme with the lapels and epaulets. Works well dyed in darker colors.
Modern mixed with Medieval has always been in FF. I'm sick of you Black folk ceying about it
i want to be her slave.
>is that as big as it gets?
I want to put my dick in her and have lots of experiment babies
so why did golbez turn into mini golbez. is he darkness trancing to appear bigger?
yeah he was high on DARKNESS
remember he wasn't that big in the flashbacks
Size isn't a constant on Eorzea. People turn into kaiju all the fricking time.
wtf
yeah they fricked up
I'm so fricking ready for the Scions to just stay fricked off forever at this point but all of the new characters are so bad I have no faith that any new cast that they will introduce will be any better.
Why is it so hard for them?
Should've stayed dead in Ultima Thule.
Good. Because I lack 50 gathering oints for the new fishes requirements anyway
Ive been trying to download the new patch the past two hours without any progress has this happened to anyone else?
Servers are lagging due to the high number of players logging in. It's just like EW launch all over again.
Stop being a b***h and play an actual job.
>Servers are lagging due to the high number of players logging in. It's just like EW launch all over again.
Ah damn that makes sense Thanks anon!
>6 minute healer queue for raid
DEAD
FRICKING
GAME
So who is the WoL's Void shard then? OG Golbez or still Zero?
DIABOLOS
>Golbez storyline is ANOTHER fricking fujoshit bait
Holy frick this game is so diseased with this boys love garbage in everything
Changing the story structure from building up to a meaningful climax in the .3 patch with leading into the next expansion in .4 and .5 to LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING from .1 to most likely the last 5 minutes of .5 has been fricking awful. Are people actually eating up this slop?
This is the 2.x equivalent so that sounds about right
I'm loving it, then again I love FFXIV unlike people posting in these threads.
The honeymoon period lasts about one expansion. Since you started in 5.5 you have a few more months until you see all the game's cracks.
I've started playing FFXIV during SB in 2018.
>Started in ARR
>Was sick of the game by HW
>Skipped SB
>Came back for ShB
>Was sick of the game again by the second set of Pandaemonium
Yeah this checks out
It's just trancers seething that Endwalker didn't conform to their headcanon. Notice how all their posts are eerily similar, it's because they coordinate this shit to dump on the game no matter what.
Any kind anon have the fairy boss theme's music rip?
fairy?
Butterfly, moth, fairy, whatever.
It's on YouTube.
Post full
janny wouldn't like that
Endwalker has firmly cemented its position as worst expansion by such a huge margin at this point. Like the 6.0 MSQ was bad, the worst to date, absolutely, but the patch content has been fricking abhorrent. I can't see 6.5 salvaging this.
A retcon would be great. Start over at 4.3.
You now remember how hard they fricked up the entire Bozja storyline
Boils my fricking blood considering HOW invested you had to be to clear some of those things like all field notes, duels, raptor dalriada mount, all lost actions, DRS, etc
it was over the second it was tied to ivalice
I honestly don't know why I'm still browsing Ganker.
>A friend huh.. Someone you trust?
>we start thinking about zenos
the frick was that
Railroading
Acceptance
AT LONG LAST
That's what he was trying to tell you. I actually really like how they used him reaching out to you in the context of shaking hands.
Tsundere WoL admitting their feelings.
I hate when the community circlejerks a character so much the devs get caught in the whirlpool of cum.
>zenos
>circlejerked
he was fricking despised until the devs decided to make him relevant in endwalker
huh?
Not him but I started in SB I remember liking zenos out of sheer contrarianism
Who doesn't like the stupidly overpowered psychopath slicing Mary s'tola in half and fricking up mhiggers left and right? He was so refreshing.
Starting to happen to Elidibus. Had to wait like 5 minutes just to start P11 because homosexuals couldn't stop crying about him
I think it was actually just WoL remembering how he extended his hand towards us at the last moment. More "WoL realizing Zenos was actually for real when calling us a friend" and less "WoL thinks of Zenos as a friend".
I hope we get an option to be like "wow that's really sad" but not in a sympathetic way in a that's pathetic way
>Yoshi-P said we'd get proper Garlean legatus style armor when we went to Garlemald
>Just a blatant lie
It's in the Garlemald expansion bro
Wait which timeline are you from?
Wear the Law's Order armor and pretend
That 1st Legion guy that killed himself wears one of the sets
That's Ivalice shit, doesn't resemble the Garlean armor we see in ARR/HW/SB at all
Anon I repeat myself
They put a legatus in that set series, it IS legatus armor
I don't give a shit what the lazy ass cope from the devs is
did you ever wonder why the legatuses match the aesthetics of FF12 judges, anon
>Uwaaaa I wanna cosplay the big baddie bad guys to feel coooool
They're unique skins for unique characters, keep wearing your 2B leggings and go frick yourself.
WoL CANON armour is Eureka gear.
NO other character wears it at any point.
If you don't have it, well; you're not the canon WoL.
I think out canon gear is what ever the new potato made for us
>NO other character wears it at any point.
I definitely remember some NPCs wearing the fending shit in a ShB content flashback or something
There's an Ishgard NPC that wears the caster or healer robe too, I think they were in the role quest
No. There isn't.
Even so I'm talking about the REAL Eureka gear, the Fending/Maiming. That's the WoL look. Not a loose pink haired cat in a bikini.
Embarrassing that a game which rips a majority of its assets straight from fricking FFXI can't create more unique armor than wow shit glows and buttcapes up the ass
FFXI will forever mog this half assed second life clone in terms of effort
here comes the 11 falseflaggers
Oh so we're going to pretend that FFXIV doesn't just rip literal models straight from XI and then slightly pretty them up now? cool
Nobody gives a frick you bubbling moron.
If you want a hugbox go back to your actual general instead of trying to make one on Ganker every hour
>so mad he just posts random bullshit unrelated to the previous conversation
Grim.
janny applications will open again soon anon just wait for that and you can lay down the law in your vision.
SO BRAVE
so does Virgilia
now if you want to dye those sets, that's another problem...
>today my theory shall be proven as fricked!
what did she mean by this
identical to every other patch what do you fricking expect
That one guy on the forums with the boner for Garlemald is gonna have a fit over the one Garlean going "MUH PRIDE" rolled over for the Contingiency the second he got harrassed by a robot
the garleans have almost always been chickenshit when they're not deciding the terms of engagement, i don't think these people actually pay any attention to the hills they die on
>can't play cause audio keeps dying every 5 minutes
>yoshit is too busy playing his bing wahoos to fix his damn game
that's xivalexander
i dont use any mods/plugins
Unplug your controller or disable it in sound settings
My wife, Elidibussy, was very cute this patch.
Wait that thing wasn't Zeromus
It was ZEMUS, the first form
Did everyone forget that or just never play FFIV
You're in an XIV thread, guess
noclippy...... por favor...
just use alexander moron
no need to wait for the dalamud troondevs to update their shit
not bad
>tfw they also let you add furniture to the higher spots where your landmarks and other buildings are
jesus its so much space
kino
i hope that leak of the island house was real
what leak?
i cant find it anymore but it was a leak of an unfinished area in the island that had a house on it that was 100% like the residential area houses
it was leaked with the very first island patch i think
Shit bros, the island might actually be saved after all.
anyone has P12 music yet?
No
🙁
how hard it is to type p12 theme on yuotube?
>downloading songs from youtube
yuck
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
I KNEW THAT GEAR WAS MADE FOR GARLEMALD
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRICKING JUNGLE IN THAVNAIR
Yeah why were these two wearing literally Indian clothes
Looks more like parade/dress gear. I always knew that gear looked out of place. Too fluffy for the jungles of Thavnair.
I thought it was for Radz-at-han nobility or such
>MADE FOR GARLEMALD
it's British Empire gear, so it works both ways
>p9-10 music is a remix of P4S
>p11 is a remix of neath dark waters
>p12 is generic electropop with motifs from Scream and Hic Svnt Leones
Is Soken working on FF16? Why is the music so fricking lazy and shitty?
he is. the music is still good even if he's reusing compositions.
you are describing his entire discography
I thought someone else was doing the raid music
you're gonna have shit audio quality until they release the soundtrack, it has always been like this
soken has probably been done with composition/arrangement work for 16 for some time now so it stands to reason he's back on 14
>soken
>not a remix machine
got tired of sucking his dick yet?
I got a headpat from a catgirl today.
Warrior of Light, Gaius here. I need you to breed my Au Ra daughter now.
No way gay
If Jullus doesn't frick Zero by 7.0 I'm killing every single person in this thread.
>P12S P2 music is just a remix of Ultima The High Seraph theme
Orbonne chads, we won't be denied.
>P12
I never though a day would come where I would get completely BTFO by a normal fight.
My eyes are bleeding, too much light
the fight has like 4 mechanics because it's a stripped down door boss, how the frick did you get BTFO
I saw Paradeigma pop up on the progress bar and my brain shut down from the Zodiark EX PTSD.
>It's the FFXI seething schizo again
You wouldn't get it.
QRD on Athena's motivations?
read moron
bpd women are kinda hot
Play the fricking game, homosexual.
she wants your essence to create a god baby.
She made her son moronic on purpose so she could frick him, but he said no.
She believes there exist a higher being aka "God" the only way to find out if something like that exist is to do everything in her power to obtain the power of a "god" so she can obtain irrefutable evidence that support or goes against her theory.
Yeah, also the part about the "black stone" effect her wasn't true, since every time you are reborn you are cleansed of corruption. The heart of sabik was just a tool.
Notice how she dies her aether goes away, the corruption from the stone should gone away, but she was never really effect by it, because she was already obsessed with the idea before coming into contact with the rock. The rock just gave irrefutable proof that there is something out there for her.
The heart of sabik is literally black auracite, she got corrupted
don't bother, story sucks.
Why did Thancred show up for 5 minutes then frick off? They could have at least taken him to the moon or something
He's a magic cripple there would have been nothing for him to do on the moon.
Wanted to see his wife Urianger.
So he could tease 7.0 with Urianger
We needed another party member for the dungeon and Thancred is the only tank in the game.
Vaashan has been tanking for the last 2 dungeons
Golbez was harder than raid fights
>Voiced Radz-at-han scenes
GOOD MORNING SIR
Why did we have a staring contest with Yshtola just after this? Did I miss a joke or something?
I thought the implication was that either Graha or her had stolen the book
Y'mhitra is a Son of Saint Connach, they don't need to steal anything. Specially after going through so many fricking people asking for permission to do every step of the quest.
Considering before leaving in 6.3 she asked that you specifically wish her luck, I think she was just hoping you were proud of her.
No, just typical XIV writing being shit and having no clue how to ever implement their main character into anything
she was dabbing on catboi because he's stuck in the raid
>Raid had voiced cutscenes outside the battles
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE, IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS.
Good morning, sirs!
7.0 better bring with us good companions along for the ride because i'd rather have adventures with the several ancients we've met along the way than anyone from the scions or our inner circle in general
Keep crying anon the good characters are staying for the foreseeable future
Have they been adding less mechanics to normal trials lately or have I just been spoiled by seat of sacrifice normal this entire time?
Nah Golbez was embarrassing for a Normal Trial.
SoS has no mechanics in it, either.
YA'LL WANNA HEAR THAT GODDAMN BEAVER SONG?!
>P9, 10 and 12
this is a joke right? it's an absolute dogshit track
p12 is a great track.
your life is a joke
do you like eating shit?
it's good
enjoy your shit taste anon
Island Sanctuary fricking sucks.
The new underground area has such a small space to frick around in and the nodes are too far apart to make the mindless grind bearable.
Also once you reach rank 14 you can't even make the new tools yet. You need to get to 15 or 16 to unlock the 4th workshop.
Fricking cancer. At rank 14 you can upgrade your existing workshops but fricking hell they made something this unfun somehow. That actually takes balls.
wait they added something to island sanctuary?
why the frick are you grinding it moron
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP TRYING TO PLAY THE GAME FRICK YOU!!!
Wow you're actually moronic
Nice argument you fricking dumb homosexual.
I'm not making an argument, i'm calling you a fricking moron
Oh no what will I do?
Are you pissing your pants? Are you shitting yourself?
Is this how you handle your precious game being criticized? Lord heavens up above what will you do?
Fricking have a nice day you dumb b***h.
Cry me a river you fricking baby.
Wow you're really mad at the realization that you're a fricking moron
The only thing being realized is how much of a fricking b***h you are. Grow the frick up you actual autist.
They're not going to pat your back for sucking their wiener for making shit content.
Stay mad moron
You're like a woman
No argument just pure moronic emotion. Lmao.
Stay mad, moron
How would you know? You've never interacted with one.
Hahhahahahh
I fricking wish, mate.
nta but his mom told me what a handsome young boy I am.
It's true. My mom can't stop talking about this anon. Says he's very brave going out in public looking the way he does.
i'm a dark knight
what do you mean? there is no gameplay to island sanctuary so all you can do is grind
your question might make sense if IS had an alternative playstyle where you could engage in some fun activities and minigames rather than collecting nodes for 5 trillion hours
did they add any new mechanics or is it still the same busywork
like fishing? hunting for treasure? prospecting? or heck even the cross pollination mechanic from the real gardening feature that real houses have?
It's literally the same boring ass shit. Nothing new at all just more of the same.
It's actually so fricking depressing that they made something you can't actually play.
This shit plays ITSELF. Who the frick asked for this?
Reminder that XVI is made by the ARR, HW, and SB team. The SHB team is the EW team.
Sauce ?
>just saw the first gay with wings
it has begun
Pandemonium sucks in general and the only good song is Wild Freaks
>Shitty Halloween music from the laziest modern final raid boss that couldn't even bother to have a fricking different theme for the savage phase
god no
I prefer Scream
only the second tier was pretty bad outside of p8, this tier is looking to be really really fricking good.
i want to see this anon's face when he bases his expectations on normal mode and they do another p7s but this time on the entire tier instead of just one fight
the normal fights are actually fun this time around, so i'm excited for savage, last tier i could not say the same.
Scream is the best track that came from this raid and that's saying something because they're all great.
do people really not like White Stone Black
it's probably my favorite, haven't heard the new ones though
white stone black rocks and makes up for the mediocrity of phase 1's embers.
ZODIARK TRANCE!!!!!!!!!
trance sissies getting uppity itt with their doomposting.....
>Nooooo the game is DEAD IT'S DEAD EVERYONE IS GONE!!!!!!
>completely understand mechanics in golby ex in 2-3 pulls
>pf people keep making the same mistakes pull after pull after pull on the easier parts
>they don't even stop to ask or learn how to do the mechanic
>they just pull and pull and pull and pull
No release (Rescue me)
From this empty, waking wonderland (Rescue me)
So scream if you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
cute
where do you get that?
Probably from the variant dungeon so 2 months from now
FFXIV more like Second Life XIV because they only put effort into dress up modern clothes and not into any fricking raid equipment
its what the community wants
you WILL buy the ps5
you WILL unsub and play ff16
I really don't want to but I probably will anyway...
Literally the entire point of Shadowbringers is that we weren't any "less" because we were sundered
this is like one of those shitty isekais where the hero is the 'weakest' but he actually has cheat powers that make him the strongest
>ah yes, we are supposed to be weak but actually we aren't because the author just says so
I thought the point of shadow bringers was one brings shadow one brings the light two toned echos tumbling through time threescore wasted 10 cast aside fourfold knowing no end in sight
The Shadowbringer is the one where one dark dark future nooone survives on their shadows away we fly.
Stand tall my friend
THE ROOOOAADDDDD THAT WE WAAAAALK
are you moronic
>captcha: MOONY
>best girl returns in 6.5
Only she can save this filler shitshow
I'm ready for a new wave of doujinshi.
If she isn't timeskipped and heavily pregnant with gaia's baby i'm stealing yoship's switch.
>it's just another 5 minute cameo
Any amount of time with her will be much better than the entirety of post 6.0
You know they'll have 2 minutes of screentime at best right?
>They'll
I can't see them bringing Gaia in, maybe a throw away line about where she is if you've done Eden
Gaia won't appear because Eden isn't mandatory
>Alisaie won't appear because coils isn't mandatory
>Nero and G'raha won't appear because CT isn't mandatory
CT became mandatory
wake me up when Eden is
Alisaie was in the game before coils and Nero was in it before CT and also CT is mandatory.
so patch was another flop, right?
once xvi is done they'll return and really fix up the game. believe.
nah bro
7.x is gonna suffer harder due to focus on graphics update
No it's kino.
Trancergays are spamming their bullshit everywhere just like everyone expected.
have a nice day doomerhomosexual
>muh power levels
Dynamis :^)
Benefits of a retcon
Restore the idea of a normal power level
Keep the Ancients a secret and spooked up
Build up an actual finale instead of rushing to the end
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRICKING HATE ENDWALKER WORTHLESS EXPANSION GIVE ME BACK MY LOWLY POWER LEVELS YOU WORTHLESS HACKS
>Renovated the Granary in my island but forgot I had another so Im now 3 hours out of sync
Anyone have links to datamined music that was posted? The ones I've found on Youtube so far are shit quality
>can't find mythril, marble and spectrine
do you need to be rank 14
>no armor set in the PVP rewards
>BUT the mount is now level 25
Gonna fricking KMS
>it's a joke mount
who cares
just ignore it homie
you're never going to use it anyway
>Not having your Mount-fu at this point where you genuinely don't care about any other one
not making it
ahriman is my favorite, in fact I want more ahriman reskins
For me, it is this fire homie. Took me 68 farms to get. Worth it? Frick no but my favorite.
frontline roulette gives series xp now as well so literally do your daily shit and forget about it
>frontline roulette gives series xp now
it always did
frontline matches did but roulette gives you some extra now
>Azdaja's voice
No wonder Vrtra wants to frick her
>this entire garlean plot
what a fricking snoozefest
I can appreciate what they're trying to do but personally I can't get behind it considering all the shit Garleans put everyone through. We're supposed to feel sorry for them and respect their independence even so far as putting the world at risk while we faff around listening to them b***h? I can't get into that mindset.
the alternative is to have another germany where they start trying to frick everyone over again because of resentment from the first defeat. and obviously the heroes aren't callous enough to just wipe them off the map and solve the problem once and for all
Yeah, it's how I pretty much get it but don't like it personally. Especially that chimpout over wanting to clear the roads of roaming unchecked magitek murder machines so supplies and safe travel was possible.
How else is Zero going to learn about the power of TRUST if you don't tell Garleans to trade with Poos?
Obvious that it was to pad out the patch story.
Things I never want to hear mentioned in the story again:
>Garleans
>Ascians
>Dragons
>Allagans
>Ancients
>Primals
There are games other than final fantasy xiv online anon
You WILL enjoy the next 10 dragon-powered villain of the story.
>Ascians
>Dragons
>Allagans
>Primals
You're 100% getting these when we go to Meracydia.
>anon: god I never want to hear about Ascians or Ancients gain
>also anon: P11 KINO KINO KINOOOOOOO
The raid storyline isn't part of the MSQ and it technically takes place around the same time immediately after EW finishes so I'll let it slide. MSQ wise I'm done with all of that though it's not interesting anymore, they've also explained too much and pretty much wrapped up all of their storylines.
They chose to use Garlemald as a punching bag instead of making them a real proper force in the MSQ, I don't want to deal with them from here on out especially if it's a whiny shit storyline.
Everuthing except
>Primals
We haven't gotten a good primal trial in a very long time.
prease rook forward to fanfest
Oh no, I ain't falling for that again!
>Garlean subway
>shitty looking hot food
>"hurr what is da meaning of <incredibly basic concept>"
>omg a voidsent noooooo I didn't see that coming
6.x energy
Garlicmald was the most blatant form of padding I have ever seen in a videogame
This guy is writing the magnum opus of nothingburger stories
Not much you can do when all you're given is spark notes of the expansion to fill in the empty spots.
Garlemald was at least setting up stuff for the future, the moon bunnies were the real filler
I have no doubts that in 1.0 Garlemald was intended to be more integral to the story but everything post ARR has basically just used them as a facade, even stormblood is you fooling around with them in a foreign land where it's mostly about Zenos.
I like their parallels to the Allagans who were also useful idiots of the Ascians. Hell I like Varis going full GARLEMALD WILL RISE AGAIN white-trash about it and thinking that just because the country is populated and founded by the useful idiots of a cabal of shadow sorcerers doesn't mean it can't shine gloriously and above its creators anyways. It doesn't
Varis is the most braindead homosexual in the entire setting. Don’t know why people act like we need more focus on the garleans after SB patches. The intrigue of the empire died when their leader is spewing the most moronic shit on the planet
>I will le kill everyone and do exactly what the ascians want me to do
>because that is how we will stop the ascians
>by doing exactly what they want
>and killing everyone
>then we can stop the ascians
>unleash the brap gas
Clown character with clown motivations
Black Rose was him going full soijak
>NOOOOOOOO GARLEMALD REIGNS SUPREME
>I WILL LITERALLY KILL FRICKING EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET IF GARLEMALD IS JUST GOING TO BE A FOOTNOTE IN THE HISTORY OF THE STAR
Is it just me or did it feel like Themis was rebirthed at the end of the raid story?
That's the impression I got, or that he was letting his soul fully dissolve into the aetherial sea.
I Hope Lyse birthed his soul on her baby.
>I Hope Lyse birthed his soul on her baby.
what
God, you're all so fricking stupid.
>me looking at the Garleans
I want Yshtola to piss on my face.
This except it goes down her leg and I lick it up
Anybody got the weapons imgur?
Sex with Lalafells
How is the Poo able to breathe on the moon?
Moon has atmosphere
>B-but where is It
Moon has atmosphere
the atmosphere was created by the loporrits
But how were the other poos able to breathe the deep space on the back of a dragon?
Are you dumb
At no point do you go into space
You cross between worlds which looks a bit like space if you think the glowy memories look like stars
stop asking questions
buy product
consume product
get excited for new (old) product
raid is carrying the patch
Nothing is carrying this shit...
The game has basically come to a crawl.
Anyone have the new dungeon gear sets?
Attributing the Garlean and Allagan Empires to the Ascians was the biggest misstep the game ever took
yep, it just blended all the lore into the same chokepoint
Varis as a half unwilling participant with Emet could've been cool but they threw it out the window with Zenos just killing him
I think the lack of a Garlemald expansion is what the real misstep was
I like how the fight designers are so creatively bankrupt you can always tell they come up with one idea and then repeat it on every fight of the patch.
This time it is "what if big aoe... on small arena? :OOOOOOOOOOO"
Dude
DUDE
What if he cleaves the arena with his big sword?????????
great idea but check this shit out
in the extreme he should do the opposite cleave right after
they'll NEVER see it coming
O M F G
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's have a stack line blast
No-
Nah we couldn't...
I guess we-
FRICK IT
TWO STACK LINE BLASTS
HOW ARE WE SUCH GOOD FIGHT PROGRAMMERS BRO??
>give the twins new outfits
>they spend 90% of EW wearing generic matching coats in Garlemald
lol
the voice acting this expansion has been 10/10. golbez fight was amazing with his va.
I wasn't a fan of Themis' even though I liked him in ShB, felt like the guy didn't even skim the script before recording and was tripping over his words
Yeah, he sounded really like he didn't know what he was reading. Maybe his voice acting was a really late adition.
IIRC they said they wanted Elidibus to have voiced lines in all tiers but his english VA was always busy so yeah, plus he might've just forgotten how he acted. Speaking of, Athena's voice work was REALLY rough.
I thought she was okay except one part in E12 where she shouts and it sounds awful
Frick Trancers. Garleaboos are the true homies
so that was it??
yep, enjoy another half year of nothing
Conclusion will come in 4 months, september! Unless they do a part 2 to the story like always then it will be in like november.
usually i love watching reacts of 14 but i didnt even bother this time. it all sucked.
its all really slow paced stuff for whats supposed to be the climax
How has reaper avoided nerfs for this long?
only gay morons play it
In PvP or PvE? In PvP it's not popular since it pretty much needs its LB to do anything but it's strong once it's in there. In PvE it doesn't do anything so special that it must needs be hit with the nerf bat.
I don’t understand all the wanking over Emet when he’s basically Ardyn 2.0 with Yu-Yevon’s sob story.
Other than being really fricking old and having slightly wavy hair he doesn't really have much in common with ardyn.
Old dude that should be dead but is actually an ancestor of the main kingdom/empire, also he’s kind of a trickster and you don’t know if you can trust him or not, he manipulates the 1st big bad into doing everything he has done and then after is said and done you kinda empathise with what he has been through
>uuh, here comes the 6.4 patch THE DARK THRONE
>90% of it is just talk to locals in different places so we can fricking open a space butthole to enter the void, with the same fricking points about friends and trust we discussed we Zero for 2 patches + this one
>We defeat Golbez, but not really, here's Zeromus, ups, time's up, time to go back to the Source and wait 4.5 months for the next patch
What a fricking shitshow, just end this expansion already, jesus christ.
i can only hope the ffxvi boss fights are not as derivative as ffxiv's
I hope we get in FFXVI:
>Sin Eaters as the base design of the Fallen.
>Zenos as a superboss, as the primal of Shinryu
>Jill having Oblivion as her boss battle theme
> DLC of Leviathan based on an island far from Valisthea, where the culture is based on Wutai/Kugane
i miss shadowbringers bros
Same except Stormblood.
I have nostalgia for Heavensward
XIV doesnt have enough female love interests for the WoL
if emet is hanging out in the aetherial sea why didn't he come and say hi to his old ascian friends
Urianger definitely fricks loporitts.
He was too assblasted at the whole "Remember us." and remembering what happened at Ktiseos.
>Urianger definitely fricks loporitts.
I just got there you absolute dork
He's had roe pussy he wouldn't settle for less
They might be ok fleshlights. It gets boring on the moon.
would tbh
Pretty ingenous to provide the people of Ethyris with fluffy onaholes
>Saying hi to Lahabrea and his schizo wife
>Saying hi to the azem fanboy after he recovered his memories
>Being in the same postal code as the WoL after everything they did to him
>Getting roasted by Hythlodaeus in front of the ascians
I think he's had enough of them for a few lifetimes.
Like all patches, it's shit.
We NEED the Heavensward team to come back.
HW .x had weird padding
>We've found Yshotla by this one method and she told us that she used the same spell to teleport Thancred that she used on herself
>Dick around for a while instead of immediately coming to the conclusion that you can use the exact same method you used to find yshtola to find thancred.
What we really need back is the fujo writer
Whats the pvp mount?
>Zero didnt turn into zeromus
>She will stick around
Oh fricking hell.....