>Ysayle returned to the lifestream despite becoming a primal
>All the souls used to fuel Zodiark returned to the lifestream despite becoming a primal
>Hermes returned to the lifestream despite being the biggest frickup in all history
>Um but Venat didn't! She's gone forever! Because um... she just is, okay!?
Given that idea comes only from a panel discussion and has all of nothing suggesting it in game- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go ahead and disregard it.
Can you hydaelyn trancers give it a rest already
What's your character's backstory?
cringekino time
>born in meracydia in a matriarchy tribe
>gender and strength matter the most
>father was a cuck
>shitty childhood, but never took it out on anyone.
>too busy crafting some sweet leather stuff for the tribe to give a shit about the politic
>had a twin sister, born with golden eyes and black skins
>OOOOGAAAA <-- entire tribe thinking the future is great because of her
that is it. stuff happened when my wol was 11 and he had to leave or get killed by his mother/sister and now ended up in eorzea when he was 23 during 1.0. He is now 25 in EW.
This pic really emphasizes the lack of chin and jaw bone on midlanders
the virgin hyur midlander vs the chad hyur garlean
The disappearance of Garlean magic is a mystery because it is implied in ivalice ancient garleans had magic or at least tech so advanced it is better than magic
not to mention they are a hyur subspecies that can breed with other hyurs perfectly so something went wrong with them
I didn't think about it because the game doesn't actually allow me to roleplay and say what I want.
>Born the son of a Blacksmith in the outskirts of Thanalan, giving him a fascination with weapons.
>Collects Greatswords, sees them as memories of what he has done. Kinda Gilgamesh-y but more sentimental.
That's pretty much it.
>Became an adventurer for more opportunities to find fascinating greatswords that may tell him stories from how they were acquired or made
That's pretty much it
Mooncat originally from outside Eorzea, arriving there by a boat to Limsa. Weirdly reluctant to talk about the past, but comfortable enough in colder climates like Coerthas that it's fair to say she's from a northern region, be it somewhere in Ilsabard or otherwise. Upon arrival to Limsa, took to the idea of being a mercenary/adventurer and jumped at the chance to learn magic at the arcanists' guild.
None, it's irrelevant to the game
I want to FIGHT
My WoL spontaneously appeared in a random town and proceeded to hitch a ride to Ul’dah. He is a Terminator-esque purpose-designed creation of Hydaelyn sent to do her bidding as the Warrior of Light, which is why he had almost no personality in ARR. Eventually developing more personality and becoming a combat autist trying to learn as many jobs as possible.
He's a cowboy who blew into Ul'dah one day. He's Clint Eastwood but catboy. He never got to ride out into the sunset with his adventurer money when he became WoL, and now he's stuck in the endless cycle.
Grew up in a mining community in Abalathia's Spine, East of Xelphatol but pretty backwater and geographically irrelevant. Busted too many heads and took a ship out to Limsa that passed through Sharlayan.
Grumpy dragoon that's fascinated by the Kain Highwind children's fable out of Ishgard and naturally slots into the surly loner archetype of the job. Wanted to move to Ishgard from the Ala Mhigo outskirts and see if the Temple Knights would accept a highlander and figure out from there how to become a dragoon, decided to adventure first to get his bearings and the MSQ put a kibosh on that for a while. Dragoon storyline was extremely confusing for him that he had a natural in-born talent for spearmanship and resonated very well with the Dragoon soul-crystal, then Estinien tarded out. Going to Ishgard was a big field-trip for him but his main concern after the Dragonsong War was "aw man now Dragoons are obsolete, I'll never be a real one."
Dumb street urchin who got roped into all of this, absolutely smitten with the Miqo'te lady with the pretty eyes. Doesn't want her to worry or cry so my character follows her and tries their hardest to solve the problems she has.
Almost 10 years and I am still in love with her.
>raen girl from wealthy trader family is only survivor when their ship is sunk by shrapnel from Dalamud exploding on their way to port in Eorzea
>pirates fish her out of the wreckage
>captain who recently lost his own estranged daughter to illness decides to raise her as his own to try and make up for his failings as a parent
>teaches her the way of the sea, how to wield an axe like a proper marauder
>crew ends up adoring her, like a little sister to everyone
>years later they are all caught and executed one by one after messing with the wrong Garlean vessel
>she would have died if not for a mysterious reactor fire that provided enough of a distraction for the captain to loose his bonds and her own and they make a break for freedom
>captain eats bullet protecting his daughteru and tells her 'walk free!'
>she manages to escape before the ship blows up spectacularly because ceruleum fires and a hold full of munitions bound to a sea castrum do not mix
>she manages to make it to land eventually and kind of falls into a depression, drinking heavily
>she gets snapped out of her self-flagellation when she drunkenly takes up her axe against some bandits about to gank a merchant caravan and is thanked profusely for it
>she collapses in a drunken stupor from her exertions
>and that's when she starts having the dreams of starfalls...
as all rp i've done is canon, this is how its gone:
>femlala
>was homeless and addicted to somnus
>would steal people's minions to try and sell them
>eventually manages to get clean
>keeps the underworld contacts however
>gets into the drug and slave trade, becomes rich
>acts like an entitled noblewoman, and it works because she's in uldah
>eventually one of her subordinates talks, she becomes wanted in uldah
>luckily she always wore a mask
>decides to cut her losses, poses as an ala mhigan refugee and gets a job at the gold saucer
and i haven't rped since shadowbringers so thats about it
My character is a mhigger. That's her whole backstory. Just a 6'2 genki girl tomboy mhigger.
Based.
Now let me see her.
Old picture with old mods because I'm phoneposting.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>with old mods
>mods
Get away from me, harlot!
I keep them very vanilla, all that's really changed is better face texture since then.
>better face texture
Dishonest character!
The gewd graphixs update can't come soon enough. I hope they don't frick it up.
> I hope they don't frick it up.
anon....
The tests they showed already looked pretty promising.
It's going to be optional because of Ps4.
they've shown VERY little, so I'm looking forward to the real showcase at fanfest
they've only shown some pics but their thought process alone is promising. I was worried it might be like wow's update where they change how the presets look, but what they showed was basically just what we have now, but higher fidelity.
have their ever shown in game footage of the changes
or are you talking about those still images we saw early on?
>Dishonest character
The only female highlander face shape I like has a bad pore texture on it.
>6'2 genki girl tomboy mhigger
Shit. Sounds awesome.
same here but she was raised by middies in gridania, hence her middie name
Lyse kinda stole my thunder because I promised Widargelt way back to liberate Ala Mhigo...
Modded Garlean Pureblood dissident who fled to Eorzea due to being pro-Republican and then joined the Lemures gang.
I retroactively pretend that I started the game as a reaper at level 1 (maybe I could try new game plus like this), everything else is a combination of magitek and my avatar larping as the things he's eaten.
Lalafell with moron strength goes on a warriors journey to prove that despite his size he can kick anyone's ass. No tragic bullshit involved he just sets out to do what he wants and have good time.
They're a Miqo'te dancer, and dance for gil.
Sui-no-Sato femra bawd
Hydaelyn offered me 10.000 bucks for playing her game and then she threw me on a boat to Limsa. Needless to say, she fricking lied.
Thighlander country bumpkin from rural thanalan sets off on adventure.
I'm waiting for the graphical updates before I start doing NG+ so I can RP her character arc for maximum autism
Yugiri's sister
Au Ra Samurai from Sui-no-Sato, started out wanting to fight the Garlean Empire. Did, now they've fallen so now they're just kind of fighting universe ending entities. They fish in their spare time.
Garlean frickslave Xaela that got freed and joined up with the Twin Adders to fight the Empire
Couple of ala mhigan refugees die while travelling somewhere in Coerthas, baby gets raised by an old, retired and disillusioned knight out in the wilderness until his death. Only possession this WoL had left of his parents was an axe so he travels to Limsa to learn how to Marauder real good, and the rest is history.
Daughter of a lumberjack in the Eastern Coerthas Highlands before the calamity took both her family and her left eye. Conscripted into fighting in the Dragonsong War post-calamity since she had nowhere else to go and she was too old to be sent to the Scholasticate. Made friends with her fellow soldiers until they died in a dragon attack, with her as the only survivor after being knocked unconscious under a pile of debris. She ended up deserting instead of reporting back to her superiors because she blames herself for both of those losses and it was easier to run away than it was to confront it.
The MSQ hasn't exactly helped with her crippling survivor's guilt.
viera who thinks the viera lifestyle is homosexual and just wants to frick the cat people and blow shit up
small town Midlander lad who had a thirst for adventure and treasure, wanted nothing more than to be a typical murderhobo for funsies.
Only to be pulled into a bigger adventure than he anticipated, becoming a big famous hero and never having time for normal fun adventures anymore.
You cannot even comprehend how disappointed he was for the treasure hunting with Estinien turned into another world saving crisis.
nyahahaha
I don't know what specific wording was said, but it sounds like they are just confirming she is dead and will never return in the story. Which is fine. I love Hydaelyn, but I fricking can't stand resurrecting characters. The Emet shit bothered me in EW. And Graha possessing his younger self is so fricked up really.
>The Emet shit bothered me in EW
A "resurrection" that lasted all of 5 minutes was enough to bother you?
Might spare her from cameo hell though.
have you guys ever checked out the exterior of the kugane inn? its cool how they pull it off, very simple
Is it solid ground?
can't get the character out there so I'm not sure how to check honestly
This is a pretty common video game thing. Exploring out of bounds in video games is really fun.
Considering the state of Endwalker it's best to consider anything past 5.3 as non canon or a fever dream.
>t. galelet
>trancers are now taking the "RETCON THE STORY PAST X.XX PATCH!!!" approach
Eat my ass you double Black person. Trancers wish they had my devotion to the game
Will highlanders finally get eyebrows in 7.0? Was Durante a sign?
kek, needs an edit of "yes, all of you are wrong" as well
also no eyebrows for you
>no eyebrows for you
>despite becoming a primal
seems more like a case of SHIVA TRANCE
Why is there no notChina in XIV?
?
Shitposting is an art
Yanxia?
That's a river, there is no country associated with it
That's what Yanxia is. Hingashi is not!Japan, but it's locked up to foreigners like Edo Japan, with Kugane as a stand-in for Dejima.
Why aren't there any Yanxians then?
aren't those just Domans?
Domans are notJapanese. Where are all of the notChinese?
Doma is in Yanxia, man.
Doma is not Chinese in the slightest. China has no presence in XIV outside of a few terms.
I thought the Hingans are notJaps
Doma is Japanese too, they have samurai and ninja. Yugiri, Yotsuyu, Hien, Gosetsu, those are all Japanese names.
I want to frick a Doman girl.
YOTSUYU SEXO
honestly trancers ruined the ability for nearly any criticism of shadowbringers/endwalkers story to be taken seriously and I think that's magical
>Lahabrea rejoins with his other self
>immediately sets a woman on fire as a form of punishment
greetings from kazakhstan
>stop, my incompetent son
>shut up homie, ASCIAN BLAST
>wow, WOW, I admire you
>In crucial moments I have less faith in women
>Lahabrea destroys half his memories because they were too dangerous to exist
>5 minutes later: lol jk
destroys half his memories
SPEED
READER
puts them in a crystal
same diff Black person
if I put a file in a USB is that file destroyed?
You're still ignoring the fact the climax of 6.2 raid story was reversed in under 5 minutes because"lol I needed my full power all along"
He had already sealed his other half years ago before the raid starts. That's who Hespeiros was, and his ambivalence from being literally half the man he used to be is how the events of Pandaemonium occurred. The pacing of this final tiers story is pretty shit, but mostly because you already know what the outcome would be since lahabread had his full sigil in ARR and HW.
No memories were destroyed.
YOU
JUST
KNOW
DOGGED
Hegemone doesn't frick around.
god i hate white women
White women are the best thing that ever happened to the Internet https://a.wienerfile.com/rGBjfW.webm
I hate them so much it's fricking unreal
DELET THIS
When you delete yourself back to /vg/
...the rest?
Who knows. Probably taken down you know how porn sites are these days
>tfw Durante will be revealed to be a shard of Zenos meaning that the Zenos of the Source is still alive
that... that's not how shards work
A shard can't exist if the Source version is dead.
I don't think it works that way
post literally any evidence for your claim or be silent
I too believe that Zenos isn't dead, but this is just moronic.
Are you moronic? Like, genuinely, how did you think this possibly makes sense
People die of old age all the time. Do you think that when an inhabitant of the source dies to old age, all their shards currently alive just fricking up and die? No you fricking buffoon.
how do you explain ryne then moron
I always wondered why doesn't the shard's versions of people don't poof out randomly during our visit on it. Doesn't make sense. Only Biggie Z the table spinner got killed this way because something something Hydaelyn dropkick.
I don't think that's how it works
isn't durante the WoL shard of the 13th
Durante is Zenos, they look a lot like each other.
this is wrong, and was never even implied anywhere and if this were the case then there would be no reflection shard because the source soul have lived and died many times before.
That is the OG golbez that became the crystal.
They are going with the angle that Zenos and WoL souls were besties along the ages.
Zero was a red hering, Zeromus is already there in his hairy blue phase, the only thing left is to show the fleshy tentacle monster below it.
At best hope Zero will do a Fusoya next patch.
Zenos is dead, but got eaten by Zero, she dies in 6.5 releases his soul and he reforms in the void as a voidsent, bam zenos is back, but technically dead, but also not zenos, Zenosent.
Zero reforms too because no one dies in this game.
Unless more time travel, who is left? a few sundered MIA or DEAD that can even go into their true form, if aanything they will show a remaining ascian in a beach drinking juice and wearing a straw hat telling how he retired from the job.
>Zenosent
Jesus christ make it stop
If they ever go back to Ivalice Altima will probably show up with some scheme, offering magical monkey's paws to the remnants of the IVth legion. There might be a few Ascians on other reflections who aren't even aware that the big 3 have died.
>6.0 FINAL BOSS LAVOS
>7.0 IS THE VOID EXPANSION
>GOLBEZ IS AZDAJA
>ZERO IS ZEROMUS
>ZERO IS CECILIA
>ZERO IS THE HAT
>GOLBEZ IS OUR SHARD
>DURANTE IS ZENOS
zero's hat being the mastermind was funny as frick
Zenos and you adventuring together being the best bros in a different reality
What went so wrong
Durante and Golbez are not Zenos and WoL, they are fragments of whoever Zenos's ancient counterpart was and Azem, assuming this theory is even true. Besides, Azem didn't have a constant companion so it's not like Zenos is destined to be your friend or anything.
Zenos doesn't have an Ancient counterpart
Do we know that?
I think all we know is that Hythlo doesn't know anyone with his soul
Garleans are artificial people, they shouldn't get Ancient souls. People argue Zenos is an exception because he's descended from Emet-Selch, but how does that work? Where did the soul come from?
>Garleans are artificial people
substantiate thy claim
>Where did the soul come from?
either the lifestream or wherever newly formed souls come from
biggest piece of evidence so far that garleans are artificial is their apparently hyuran descent and their lack of presence on the first and thirteenth('s past)
Newly formed souls aren't Ancient souls though, so they wouldn't work
yeah my b I forgot about the ancient part
You're probably right and they are artificial (possibly something that came up in the writing process at some points) but it's also likely that they are one of the civilizations that got fricked by the flood or just haven't gotten any thought regarding their status on other worlds.
There's a slight implication of Chai being a reflection of Cid but I'll admit that's somewhat of a pull.
>There's a slight implication of Chai being a reflection of Cid but I'll admit that's somewhat of a pull.
Hardly, I'm pretty sure that's what's supposed to be going on
It's more to do that reflections and alternates across the shard don't actually correspond to your given race, it's luck-of-the-draw what zygote your soul gets thrown into in XIV's world and Shadowbringers was just on-the-nose in Rowena, Gerolt and Yoshida's the Savage bard's alternates' races were
Assuming Durante actually is a Zenos alternate then that would also peg Zenos as a Highlander in other realities and a Garlean on the Source
>substantiate thy claim
they have no analogue on the First when literally every other known species that isn't an Allag experiment does
>they have no analogue on the First
That's because they were an Emet gay op
yes, because they're artificial homunculi
this have no weight in regards to their souls
it implies that a soul can only reincarnate in another body of the same race.
if this thesis was true then there would be no ancient souls reincarnating ever again as all races differ from the ancients, even hyurs, and it's already heavily implied that Tenzen was an incarnation of the WoL soul in the past.
furthermore Yoshi P himself said that Zenos dreams of the final days were due to him being the offspring of Emet bloodline, so Zenos MUST have an ancient soul, and if he does then even artificially made beings as Garleans probably are CAN end up with a soul that wasn't specifically created for them.
The best argument for recurrent soul reincarnation in a race is that they return to where their past lives had bounds, like Sadu tribe coming back to it over and over again.
the existence of the player character annuls this anon
>Garleans are artificial people, they shouldn't get Ancient souls.
Why not? The entirety of Elpis shows that created beings can eventually be endowed with a soul by the normal cycle of life if they fit within the ecosystem.
Even if Garleans were a fake race created by the Ascians, they definitely fit the integration criteria to become part of the cycle.
>they definitely fit the integration criteria to become part of the cycle
That has yet to be seen ackshually.
We know they absolutely do have souls, we slap Livia's soul in the Altiascope and she was a pureborn Garlean.
not canon
Your life is not canon. Perish.
>They don't know that I'm the emissary
>and that I never die
>everyone shitting on the story and elidibus after ShB
>turns into absolute long time kino in the story
>same thing happening with Zero and Golbez
YOU Black folk NEVER LEARN!
What is Kino about Golbez? "Golbez wasn't actually Golbez but this other homie you know nothing about named Durante"
Prone bone that Lala
Incredibly based
Buttjobs from these two. Now.
>he admits he wonder how he would've fared against us
>mfw
I hope we get to meet the other members of the Convocation
no please, no more Ascianwank... Please...
Ascians are all dead
More Ancients
More Azem shenanigans
Is that how it works.
>past can't be changed
Let me indulge in my desire for battle. Send me back to the Final Days and let me fight the hordes of Terminus creatures with Venat. I want to fight an unbeatable battle. Still wondering what the Last Azem was doing during the Final Days. It wouldn't be in character for him to surrender himself to Zodiark.
Its the same idea as frying food
His english dub nailed the voice acting during the fight
design-wise the second one looks totally worse, like a yugi-oh monster card...
>design-wise the second one looks totally worse
well yeah you are comparing Amano's masterful design to some femcel intern's
none of those you mentioned became primals except venat. And Venat didnt return to the life stream because she gave up literally all of her souls aether to the mothercrystal to empower you, and unwittingly, zenos
The Zero/Zeromus bait feels very deliberate and if it was just a coincidental fakeout then I'm gonna be very mad in 7.0.
there's definitely something afoot, me thinks another time frickery thing
>statue in zero's domain
>hero of eld ->zeromus
>zero -> PLD
O
Oh shit, I didn't connect those dots before
>next patch we blast away Zeromus's shroud of darkness
>his form has a Zero-like figure trapped on his chest and the "head" we've seen emerges from where her hat used to be
I don't give a frick, that still counts
>the real Zeromus was a shard of Azem all along
Yeah but, how did Y'shtola know?
>it was a coincidence
Frick you
It came to her in a dream.
I also come to her in my dreams
It exists solely to bait secondaries that disn't finish FFIV
I don't mind.
?t=183
>Golbez is going to have a schizo moment and attack his own creation
>Fusoya is going to appear out of nowhere and help him
How does Zeromus actually look like? I tried looking at the sprites but it looks like a jumbled mess. The amano art is different as well.
t. never played any other FF before
It's only deliberate if you've never played IV and don't know that Zeromus' name isn't Zero+mus.
With all the references we got in msq and raids lately
How mad/happy would you be if 7.0 is in ivalice
I just want Meracydia
ivalice doesnt exist anymore in FFXIV its just ruins underneath dalmasca and neighboring lands.
Tbqh at this point I'd be happy with just about anything except another shard.
Shards stress me the frick out. It's like having a constant "Writers might decide to frick your entire life and make everyone you know in your home die" button constantly hovering over you, made even worse if they decide to close your means of travel behind you. It already pisses me off that they've made the Scions forget to check if the Thirteenth is moving at a reasonable speed to travel to and instead we just lucked out.
I prefer a shard. Anything to cause a power reset really. I just want to be a humble adventurer again.
That's what the New World is. They don't know about us and don't care. NPCs will treat us like shit again, and I'm looking forward to it. I hope it has rape like ARR.
All of the New World, Meracydia and Hingashi can potentially be just that. WoL and the Scions aren't known in those places, at most they might be known in one or two colony cities in the New World.
i hope so. I also want 90% of the Scions to frick off. Bring one (probably Krile) and keep Tataru in touch.
Krile, Urianger and Thancred are already a given at this point.
They're all a given. Urianger and Thancred were literally the last ones that still hadn't said they were coming on the next adventure. I don't know how there's still idiots at this fricking point in the patch cycle that are still convinced they're all suddenly gonna change opinion and retire.
Lyse did. Thank goodness.
I miss that bimbo
Me too. The team lacks genki.
Reminder that 6.5 will be the 5.3 equivalent
Are you READY?
Not really no.
ask me again in 4 months
ask me when I resub when 7.0 is released.
>wowfugee/ff14buck-cope technique: Surely they won't make 2 bad expansions in a row
Honestly bro I have no faith in this team to bring this shit back from the grave.
It has been utterly disappointing witnessing this dogshit. Island sanctuary was a hard flop and the outdoors shit isn't enough to redeem the glaring issues it has, primarily how the entire sphere of content centers around a time-gated mechanic that literally takes away from the moment to moment gameplay. You are literally encouraged NOT to play it actively. Just wait out the fricking timer while you're paying a monthly subscription. This shit is something a F2P title will do. How is this okay? The island itself is actually very small, too. The animals are not interesting or as impactful. Their materials are their primary value. Rares are not worth catching over regular ones, either.
What is the point? Some of the glam is nice, sure. Majority of it is for fricking females, though. There is a blatant bias towards female characters.
How is any of this okay?
why is the porn for xiv such dogshit?
coomers have taken over, every single player is heavily modded with T&A and erps daily. screenshot channels on discord are exclusiverly coomerbait. why is the porn for XIV nothing but comissions of OCs in diapers and badly drawn western futa?
Degenerates with a lot of money will commission stuff with their kink nonstop https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ff14+rating%3Aexplicit&z=5
because when you're surrounded by coomer content at all times, you get used to it, it fades into the background, so in order to actually get off you need fricked up shit
>Go to the Void
>it's just Italy
Guys I'm so happy I don't have to use a fairy anymore. It's like a dream come true. Literally all I ever wantes. I'M ALMOST CRYING GUYS.
I've been playing FF14 well over 6 years and I have no idea what you're on about.
>never read a single line of dialogue
>never watched a single cutscene
>never will
This quest line was so good.
>the good: more Nero
>the bad: Yugiri takes another L
Her and Fordola get shoved aside you're right I just noticed now looking back but I was having too much fun.
Nero's fighting style convinced me there's a charge tank in development
>1.5 seconds charge up time
>bard and machinist pvp kits both have cast times but are able to move
The pieces are all there.
I think the moving while casting thing is them testing a gimmick for the next caster. They've already got "Hardcasts nearly everything", "Hardcasts half the time" and "Doesn't hardcast at all". Healers already took the "Hardcasts nearly everything but with shortened casts", so they need a new gimmick, and "Hardcasts nearly everything while moving" sounds like exactly what they need.
I liked it unless it really was meant to be the cap to the role quest narrative. All of those people going "Gosh WoL, I hope someday I can go on an adventure with you too". I really hope that small trip through the tower wasn't basically it.
Send those Garlean fricks to the MOON
As a new player I always checked these threads. I actually checked the general and yeah... never going back there again.
Why is it bad when Zenos murders innocent people but when Sadu drops a meteor on a village of blue haired lizards killing all of them we love her and invite her to hang out at our private island?
I like Zenos.
those horse frickers had it coming
Horse Frickers are still alive. So are the piss drinkers and the shit collectors.
Sadu only wiped out the scar touchers other than the two survivors who go back in time to create the tribe so Sadu can wipe them out
Because no one was watching when Sadu did it.
Sadu has a pussy that's why
Patiently waiting for her and Sadu to meet up
You're gonna be waiting about... a few millennia give or take.
We have to respect mongol culture. Zenos is just a moron who adheres to no tradition and just kills for the thrill of it, because he thinks larping a wild beast hunting prey is cool because noone dared to teach the crown prince any better.
I miss Zenos. He really grew on me.
I miss this guy.
He looks like how you think he would look lol
It's interesting to me that they used his Engilsh VA as their character model, that's pretty neat.
I can have sex with Sadu, that's why. If Zenos was a psychotic woman I would also forgive her.
>comes back in the body of a woman
>acts the same
imagine the fallout
>amazon position fem-Zenos
>LET THIS MOMENT LAST FOREVER
MINE FOR THE TAKING
A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
>thighs twitch and pelvis convulses in an orgasm, doesn't stop for even a second
>THE POWER TO TRANSCEND
A test of your erections!
I'd lose so hard
Zenos has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life.
Malewife.
Your malewife(husband) is very cute, anon.
Yours as well.
Is this gonna be another misdirection, or is this where we going in 7.0?
>zenos gets a normal body
>he murder hobos his way back to garlemald
>we get a garlean body
>barely make out of garlemald alive
What the frick is this bullshit. Even without magic we should be rip and tearing our way through Garlemald.
literally everything we do is a result of aether manipulation and having a fat aetheric dick
I swear to god most people on PF don't seem to even have sprint on a keybind. The moment i swapped to scholar and started forcing them to run during gales i started getting easy Golbez EX clears.
i try to cheese it with Six-sided Star, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't
You don't even need to sprint, you have plenty of time to run across. Half the time you can pre-position so that you can stand in place for two of them. It's really not a hard mechanic.
>sub runs out
>don't finish pvp series before 6.4
No pvp specific armour this time though, only a mount and mounts in ffxiv let's be honest here aren't really a "flex" as you barely use them.
I think we see the pvp series pattern now:
1 series will have armor
the next a mount, then repeat.
too bad the two mounts have been lame asf, pvp gear was the only cool armor in this game that isn't done to catter to female cosplayers
Convince me to not make a character on balmung and fully devote myself to being a loose cat girl
Make an alt bawdcat in Balmung and start RMT ERP sessions so you can pay for your sub or even convince some whales virgins to buy you whatever storemount you want. That way your main will also get the account wide mounts.
>Make an alt bawdcat in Balmung and start RMT ERP sessions so you can pay for your sub
Don't do this, you will rot your soul.
>don’t use your god given talents to make money
Last I checked my soul didn’t pay the sub
It's easy if you livestream it and have people watching and suggesting what to write and humiliate stupid roleplayers publicly. You can even get money from twitchdoners who will pay you $5 do say something stupid lmao.
Cope for not having every account-wide mount for free
What is wrong with you, on a physical level.
i'm just taking advantage of lonely losers who have too much money to waste. Imagine having a parasocial relationship where you buy a stranger online a videogame mount just to impress "her". It's not my fault they are gullible
It's a way of thinking of a ratty scammer, not any sort of a decent human being. Are you a israelite, perhaps? What happened in your childhood to consider this sort of behavior to be a positive thing?
>Ratty scammer:
Hey I"m not telling them:
>UwU please buy me this mount
to be even considered scammy, I just go like:
>Oh this Cruize Chaser mount looks so cool
and boom, gift code! These losers are so desperate for affection it's not even funny. If it's not me then surely someone else is taking advantage of them. I even had one make a party and carry me to get an UCoB clear for the title lmao!
t. honorlets
Isn't this what most people irl and streamers do all the time thou?
>streams the game
>emotional emet selch scene
>cries
>stalls for 30 minutes to milk subs
>tells the crowd that its the first time u feel like a true streamer
>streams more
>another emotional scene
>repeat
or like as a female that isn't terminally online and weights a metric ton milking all those simps for irl gifts.
face it anon, someone WILL milk that cow, may aswell be you, the milk will flow one way or another.
Didn't Rich got rich because of his really stretched out ff14 streaming?
He got 600k from streaming FFXIV, then burned that bridge well and truly so when his scandal came out about him not a single ffxiv player defended him nor should they. Honestly dating a BLACKED porn star was the fricking clue he was a degenerate.
>Honestly dating a BLACKED porn star was the fricking clue he was a degenerate.
So playing ff14 wasn't a hint?
scandal?
was rich a malera?
m lala
>dating a BLACKED porn star
lmao was he really
She was called Mia Malkova.
is this even a thing with twitch being an lgtv cesspool that bans you for even using the word s i m p
and if so could u suggest some who do this, for science.
Twitch bans you for saying simp? What the frick? I don't use that shithole so I had no idea it had degenerated so bad.
and Thot, the two words are explicitly mentioned as being ban material.
but if you have sex or jerk off during a stream which can be viewed by people of all ages, u get a slap in the wrist temp ban of a week.
nevermind the bathtub session which is essentially a softcore chaturbate full of prostitutes preying on kids.
I fricking hate that website for so many reasons, but the rabid defenders of it are the absolute fricking worst.
It was a good idea in the beginning, comfy website to hang out online with other people who enjoying gaming, seeing people play the games you love better than you, or just hang out and relax.
That is youtube for you, the main audience of YT are people at their 30s with a life, job and family and that like to hang out watching someone do some meme shit like clear ds2 thru the weekend using only a crossbow.
far less spergs of both types, i actually saw a few people go thru the MSQ at yt in a mostly chill enviroment while at twitch it seems that the streamer is always worried about forcing a hype train(get idiots to give him more subs) or to force reactions to get clipped and posted elsewhere
I've seen this too anon and I agree with your observation that it is accurate.
Yeah I haven’t used twitch in years really outside of FG tournaments. 30s boomer that was early on the streaming train with jtv, twitch now is dogshit
>literally whoring yourself
You're more than likely replying to a femcel.
lol. as if thats easy. what makes your loose catgirl different than the literal hundreds looking to do the same? there's a top shortage, and i don't mean omega.
you'd have better luck on faerie. not even kidding
Cat girls are a diamond dozen, you're not going to get any action
you gotta corner a niche
Oh hmmm. Can you be an inclusive parapalegic in this game? Or is there a horse costume?
Go bother the general. You'll fit right in.
Just make it on Balmung, we don't want you here anyway
t. EU/JP/Oceania collective
Why do people hate door bosses?
Presentation wise they're cool as frick but progging them is aids and the time constraints kinda hurts their design. Ideally to me we should have an extra savage exclusive fight instead.
Should just split the fight into two separate fights. Give chest piece from door boss, and weapon from the next. It's a fricking pain to prog cause you have to go through all of part 1 to even see part 2, and as someone who PF's it's a fricking nightmare seeing different skill levels all the time
>leveling blu solo
Ah, ARR experience which I did not miss
I have been solely devoted to leveling my crafters and getting all the gear so I can craft whatever I want. What’s wrong with leveling BLU? I’ve been saving it for later out of all the jobs because I assume it’s fun
You have to grind mobs to solo level. Just killing hundreds of mobs like an old-school MMO.
You can also just solo dungeons and level that way.
True, but you need to get decent spells before that becomes viable.
You only really need thousand needles some crowd control and a heal to get the early dungeons.
when are we getting a tragic backstory for Nabriales
7.0
>meet surviving ascians
>ask them about Nabriales
>"yeah he was just evil"
you're welcome
>Nabriales was an ascian.
>He was bored of having to play the long game.
>So he tried to rush things, ate shit and died.
>The end.
>WoL: That wasn't very long.
>Much like his own patience.
fun fact: we don't know what his job was. we have a summary for every other seat
>we trained him wrong as a joke
He's the 6th seat, the Cuchulainn, the Kefka, the absolute troublemaker.
do we know anything about Deudalaphon at all?
Deud is also completely unknown
He'll be the final boss of the raid series in the next expansion. We'll have 3 ancient final bosses in a row.
Screencap this.
Favorite healer?
A dead one. Frick healers.
SCH and AST although im too moronic to play the latter in busy fights.
Gosetsu
PvE? WHM
PvP? AST
Sage because it is the only one with a gap closer.
white mage because big numbers give me happy feelings and i enjoy the flower motif. i also enjoy my space tree branch. also, assize and holy are fantastic spells and lillies are the best designed healer mechanic. finally, i feel like white mage can get away with showing off as much leg as i do while the others can't
Looks like a white mage Ryne almost. Cute.
none, healers suck in this game and theyre my favorite archtype in most rpgs
WHM
A FRICKING AXOLOTL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRICK YOU YOSHI MAKE IT A QUEST REWARD OR CASH SHOP I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO CONTENT
The funniest part to me is that i can already see raiders complaining about it being cute instead of being cool too.
No one complained about this bad boy back in the day
I don't think anyone's gonna care
The Axolotl is really really cute
N O W
O
W
How easy would it be to do an animation swap? the CC runs are like 10x better than the regular sprint animations for some of the classes.
it's insanely easy to swap most animations and there's a dedicated plugin to do so for skills
Talking about this one? would this just replace every sprint animation?
Yes that's the one, I'm not sure if you can replace the sprint animation from there but it's worth a look
>do ktisis with duty support to get past dps queues during some final levelings
>try to rearrange party
>Emet's selection bark starts with IYADA
Got a hearty kek from me, there's no escape from Azem's frickery
>that pic
lmao I love those goofs
One of my favorite XIV art genres
The fact that your average Ganker-tard still can't understand the nuances of the 6.0 MSQ almost two years from release just further proves how well written Meteion, Venat and the overall storyline were
>The fact that your average Ganker-tard still can't understand the nuances of the 6.0 MSQ almost two years from release just further proves how well written Meteion, Venat and the overall storyline were
Have you read, and are you capable of reading, anything above the level of a coloring book?
nta but he's right. Ask someone who the main villain of EW was and if they say meteion, you know they're moronic.
>meteion
>venat
single mother streamer favorites
mommy issue people's favorties
thanks, but no. I'd rather enjoy based father figures that are deeply ashamed of you erping in balmung.
why are femra so popular
who the frick wants scaly women
femra got the most feminine faces and animations
>dudes wearing wigs identify with it because its the epitome of femininity, which they seek and lack
besides they mod the scales out and make em pretty much humans
they are gigantic b***hes
try doing the /huh emote as a cat
then do it as femra
you will see what I mean
Why the frick they went back to 1 week till savage. Fricking Yoshit can't do anything right.
1 week till savage is objectively better, dumb catposter
have a nice day RAIDtroony. No one liked being rushed to raid between MSQ and a new EX and new content in general. It's gonna be like this forever now so DEAL WITH IT, homosexual. You have a week to prep your dilation station, you should be happy.
can't believe no one knows where this copypasta is from originally
is there nobody here who played the game before shadowbingers?
>censored name
This image came straight out of reddit.
To pad your sub
2 weeks from patch release pad your sub even more. Are you fricking dumb?
You raidtrannies need to rope. You objectively ruin all mmo's you homosexuals get a foothold in.
Don't tell me you gays actually RP?
If you don't know why people are saying raid homosexuals ruin mmo's then you need to look into what happened with WoW and why it was ruined because too much focus was spent on the raid part of the game.
XIV is already ruined anyway. But rats will never get out of the box.
Tigole killed EQ, WoW and Overwatch. Compgays kill all games not just MMOs. You would think people would fricking get it by now
Then why you homosexuals rage so much about pluggins just to get the shit from savage done faster and having an easier time?
It sounds contradictory.
Yoshi P talked about this anon. If people demand hard content why do they go out of their way to make it easier? The contradiction here is the raidtroony.
>devs waste time making content that casuals won't play and "hardcore" players will just cheat with addons.
You don't see the problem?
Tigole game design is different from addon bullshit
Tigole came up with the moronic raid prog system everyone is familiar with
and forced the design changes to catter to his raiding autismo once he joined wow
the addon issue is that as you allow em, they become common, and the more common they are the easier the content get cuz people are playing less and being carried, thus they b***h and moan about needing more difficult content
so the devs start tweaking the raids by taking in consideration the addons benefits and limitations.
you can get your carrot on a stick reward with no addon
but you can't mythic without it, at least not seriously
imagine if devs took in consideration the top cheating eagle view and designed this tier so that at least one person would have to use eagle view.
addons are a slippery slope
>when she's so thicc she stutter steps and makes packets drop from the clapping of her cheeks
Trans
When is savage unlocking tomorrow?
it will be up when servers come up from maintenance. and it will not end early as they never end maintenance before the weekly reset
I thought there wasn't a maintenance this time
it’s less than three hours long
How utterly stinky
After 6.4 story, we still thinking 7.0 is going to mercediya ?
>Want to get all the unique dialogue from Krile about the students of Baldesion of Island of Val.
>Need to complete Baldesion Arsenal and all of Eureka.
Frick...
is there a new strat to hide your toon in character portraits?
i would care about the other facilities of ffxiv if it wasn't complete garbage at everything outside of raiding
most people can't even play this game without mods
just wait until i tell you about how completely mired in plugins worlo warcar has been for the past 15-odd years
What baffles me is that people ACTUALLY think 7.0 will fix everything.
Can I do the Lv50/60/70/80 roulette for the ARR relic quest on any Job or does it have to be on the relic one?
Relic quests like that typically don't care about what job you're using for it
so. are we agreed that echo is going to win the race because they're the only group thats going to have all 8 players stream with no addons? its pretty sad about all the cheating from the people claiming the game is too easy outside of ultimates
I don't even care about RWF but the Echo guys are pretty cool. Kinda funny how they're more likeable than every single XIV team despite being wow players.
They're the most likable raidgay team in wow too.
I only like Echo as a raid/ stream group to watch and I say this as never having played WoW and being a ffxiv player with almost 3k hours in the game.
I watched their TOP prog and they were really entertaining on top of being skilled.
Its nice that they aren't complete spergs or drama prostitutes. Seems like a group of friends just chilling and having fun and that makes me jelly as frick.
This, they act like adults, professionals and aren't stupid. I do also like how they're all different nationalities and get along so well I know that means nothing to most people but to me it's impressive considering as you say they have almost no internal drama.
I'll watch Arthars sometimes when he progs with his Jap static, but with him you know what you're getting a loud, energetic Singaporean, he's good but in short bursts.
Xenos is intolerable, he's got that fake "chad dad" homosexual energy but b***hes out and baby rages all the fricking time.
>xenos
>cries about quitting xiv
>makes a stream giving up his house plot
>says he is going to play aion or whatever
>a month later Asmon says he will try XIV
>Xenos harlot comes running back pretending to be this game's Asmon to leech out of him
>modulates his talks and forced memes to catter to Asmon crowd
WHAT
A
FRICKING
CHEAP
prostitute
I'm surprised by how many people just ate it up.
Xenos is a gay but him triggering that Pyromancer gay into self-destructing was worth having him around
>pretending to be this game's Asmon
But Xeno at least plays the game and is pretty good at it. Even if playing tank is easy as frick he still gets early clears and plays in high end groups as an equal rather than a carry like Asmon.
>plays in high end groups
nta but this point is moot when so many high end players just cheat with addons.
Well even my midcore week 3-4 group that took almost 3 months to do ToP has a callout person using every cheating tool possible. It's probably everyone except like Echo since they have 8 streamed PoVs. Ironic that the WoW guild are the only ones not using addons.
I don't understand why anyone would take the world first race seriously when there are so few people streaming it. The first few clears all not having a single streamer is hilarious to me.
Well Frosty wants to get more streams in the world first race. Obviously self interested since he hosts it, maybe Echo or Liquid would throw their weight around to host a more professional event. Yes, Liquid too, I get that people hate Max but anything to get more eyes on the groups so they're less likely to cheat everything.
>I get that people hate Max but anything to get more eyes on the groups so they're less likely to cheat everything.
the cheater commander trying to prevent cheat.
nice once, this only means that both smell shekels in the air and wanna try and milk it before someone else does, and if they have to choose between covering up and gaslighting cheating accusations to keep the dought floating or being honest and pointing it out, you know what he will choose.
if anything, world races must be done in locus with SE organizing it, as for the expenses around it, i have on freaking clue who would open their wallets to fly groups of 8 smellies to a common place so they could play for days until they clear something. and i wont doubt people would even try to scam this if SE were the ones to sponsor their trips.
imagine several groups stalling so they can enjoy the free trip to jp for 1 more week.
Cheating in PvE is nothing compared to cheating in PvP. This patch was hilarious because plug-ins were broken for a couple of days and diamond-crystal queue was dead. The instant plugins get fixed would you look at that constant games for top 100
What a joke
I didn't play this patch until noclippy was working. There's no way i play this shitty game with garbage netcode without it.
>tfw I beat golby ex before addons were back in
>the second catcpot was upgraded no one needed callouts for In or Out any more
I am fairly certain 80% of the playerbase at least uses ACT and way more people than you'd think Splatoon.
I use cactbot but I cleared the fight before it was updated, I don't think it calls in/out yet. Maybe my brain is filtering the call since I learned the fight without it though.
the hard pill to swallow is that if you have someone in your raid making callouts (and you aren’t that person) then you might aswell be playing with splatoon and cactbot
seeing as the vast majority of statics will naturally have a shot caller 7/8ths of the xiv raiding community play the same as they would with cheats
difference being a human is fallible even with data and an assistant program is only as fallible as the data put into it
There's a funny time where the caster in his group got banned for 7 days in January because the leveling bot tried to repair in Limsa and was spazzing out in place (couldn't path to the repair NPC) and he was reported.
Literally every "high-end" group has someone using something. Whether or not it's for raid.
*January 2022. Right after their first EW Savage clear.
Good observation anon, I don't know why so many people can't retain memories beyond a few days anymore it's getting really moronic how everything is forgotten if it's currently being hyped up.
xiv didn't have a streamer or eceleb scene before the wowrefugee influx. Xeno is a fricking homosexual but I at least respect his hustle. He saw an opportunity to be the cool hardcore xiv raider man all the wow expats could gravitate to.
It did, it wasn't huge but it did have one.
Pretty much nailed it, honestly. On that note, Xenosys is 100% dick off-stream too. He goes on different characters/accounts now so he can continue being rude in PFs, because his main is on risk of being perma-banned.
did everyone agreed to disregard groups that are not streaming?
or will everyone be baited in saying X group is clean because one person is streaming without mods while the rest go chat gpt playing the game for em
i think if the race is to have anything resembling legitimacy all 8 players need to be streaming. especially after the cheating fiasco of TOP boiled over to the point that yoshi-p threatened to not do ultimates again
Imagine the raidtroony melty if they put their foot down and stopped doing ultimates
If they drop ultimates, then savage needs to have more bosses
nah
you get 5 bosses and you like it. i grow my crops on my island sanctuary nourished by raidhomosexual tears and it doesn't rain as often as it should
I wish they fricking would. It seems like SE is falling for the trap wow fell into where they think catering to "hardcore" players is how to keep the game successful.
>all of them streaming
This will never happen
>if they're streaming they're clean
You literally can hide the mods and shit from the stream, even separate the channel so no one can hear the cacbot except you.
It's over, homosexuals get over it. The race is done and everyone will cheat like always.
>mods can be hidden
>"professional" streamers still get caught using em
>pyro meltdown over it after asking viewers how to config a 2nd pc so he can stream XIV because this game is obviously a heavy load for a single one...
and people still follow these people and listen to their opinions
i'm surprised this wasn't a rule before. imagine willingly participating in a """"""""race""""""""" where the winner would cover their lane in black curtain then pop out of the other end after some arbitrary amount of time has passed and declare their victory
>durrrrrr but other people could peek at my test paper!!
tell the devs to design less puzzle fights then
World races are fake and gay
I just wanna see how crazy P10S and P12S are
Better keep those expectations low. We all thought P7S would be crazy after seeing the normal version and look how it turned out.
Idk, P7S was them testing the waters
I expect P10S to filter pretty hard even if it's only the second fight
P12S already has a debuff for jumping, so I expect platform and arena frickery with 4th fight mechanics.
I thought that P7S was going to have a lot of arena frickery and it kind of did. It obviously could have had much more. They just needed to make the front half of the fight more interesting.
Why didn't Vrtra just carry the 4 aether barrels to the Moon?
why didn't vidofnir let me get up in her dragon cooch
atmospheric pressure, pls understand
Why didn't WE carry the four barrels? They're not that heavy.
Speaking of, I was under the impression the entire time that every time any Scion has to go back and forth from the moon they were using the tower, what with the "Only WoL can teleport as he feels like" thing.
Why didn't they just use the Crystall Tower to get aether?
usually off-limits on purpose, g'raha only opened it up for eureka orthos because an actual allagan asked him to and he wasn't happy when she told him to frick off and he wouldn't be necessary after he did
?t=11
the barrels are like viagra
the tower is like a broom
you use the viagra to power up the broom so it can pierce the veil between realities
if you shove the viagra in that moon's tainted moldy hole it will change nothing as its just "calm" aether
but if you pump it in a long pointy and thicc that can shoot loads, the load can penetrate the interdimensional rift and reach its destination
They can't bring Zenos back. His send-off was pretty good why completely invalidate that?
Personally I found Elidibus' send-off in 5.3 pretty perfect as well, Pandemonium hammed it up too much.
Why are all the scions getting smash invitations?
Tataru negotiated a deal with Nintendo.
Somebody's gotta kick sand in Cloud and Sephiroths' faces and remind them they're not the only Final Fantasy characters.
Smash my sister.
I am going to layer-cake Y'shtola and Y'mhitra, jackhammer frick them one after the other, and not stop until Matoya's cave is being filled with kittens.
how much time is supposed to have passed in-game since the WoL arrived in Eorzea?
twenty minoot
YoshiP addressed this at some point, he said it's been like 2 or 3 years.
Kino
What was even said in the panel. I'm for sure thinking people just misinterpreted the answer just like what with Yoshi P said about the Ultimate difficulties.
Haha fat lala.
remove ultimates
give 8 bosses per savage tier
I will now play your game
ultimates are kinda like 4 savage bosses in a row
>8 bosses
>half of them are reskinned dungeon bosses with 1 or 2 body checks that fall over
Great.
Sex with highlanders
Thancred either needs to get his aether shit fixed or leave. Every time he shows up hundreds or thousands of miles away from where he was last it breaks suspension of disbelief hard.
Sounds like it's from a completely different game
Ngl, pretty lame compared to White Stone Black
>Sounds like it's from a completely different game
heh
Yes Anon I know you're so smart....I meant it doesn't sound like it belongs in the game
The Ivalice remixes fit for the 24 mans
That seems like its going to get old really fast on loop.
I will quit this game if my character ever has to go through the bureaucratic process just to have a small island adventure ever again.
AZEM WOULD NEVER.
Is there maintenance for savage dropping?
Yes
.U
I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
MY LITTLE VOIDSENT
UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED IT'S MAGIC WITH ME
SHARING AETHER
IT'S AN EASY FEAT
AND CRYSTALS MAKE IT ALL COMPLETE
Yes, zero. A friend is someone who helps you cum. Now let's go do some bonding over behind those bushes, friend 😉
>ywn trick Zero into having sex
damn it
wouldn't be difficult, all it took was Estienin getting sweaty and she wants to undress
that was more of a "monkey see monkey do situation"
honestly why is she so moronic even, she was around and grown up before her world got voided
it's been like 10,000 years on her end
Emet & co aren't that moronic
or Cylva and Uncle Kai
none of them have actually had to live in the void for that long
bro give me a break, I'm running out of arguments lol
never
i will die on any hill
Who is this writing even for at this point? Little children?
it's just really on the nose and probably unnecessary
they're basically following up on Zenos's infatuation with you
Typical japanese writing.
LMFAO
every time I hear something about XIV it's always something that makes me feel 100% vindicated for quitting before Endwalker.
There was just no way Fujokawa was going to keep the lore and worldbuilding elements consistent when the only thing her 2 braincells can spark together is thancred and mysteryhomie gay sex fanfics.
Dumbass hoe, and frick male """Viera""" too. No respect for the artform, just making a toy for mentally ill people, capitulating to everything and anything they ask if they cry hard enough.
I just wish I sold all my merch back when it was getting that social media astroturf push, probably would've made some good money back.
filtered
by homosexuals and yaoi fanfics made by 40 year old women? Yeah sure.
it's called being able to string more than 3 sentences together with logical followthrough.
As someone who thinks fujokawa is a good writer you're probably not familiar
is this the new pasta of the month?
i r8 b8 out of 8 m8
>Every raider cheats now
>Enter
The summer wow and blizzard imploded was comedy kino
>blind seat of sacrifice ex
>knows exactly how WoL uses hallowed ground
pure skill
>black horse
white man moment
7.0's new jobs will be FFX/X-2 based.
Blitzer: Ranged Phys
Psychic: Magic DPS
lalafell
summer is coming...
And so am I
I don't think cats are lalafell.
I will never get how e-girl is attractive to people. I'd rather have women with breasts and ASS.
I like both.
e-girls have small T&A. You don't really love T&A. You're just a size queen
>kid breasts
>TFW it's impossible to find these mods unless you know the right people and be in their discord which will implode from some kind of drama anyway.
Frick this gay earth. I hate these zoomer e-girlcons.
You can probably find them on ATF. Not posting the full site name figure it out.
Oh I'm signed up on there, cause the Sims stuff interested me. Didn't think to check for FF14, I'm dumb. Thanks.
i want sex with all them
and you
Attention, the Zodiark Trancer discord is recruiting once again (after seemingly purging half it's members in a fit of paranoi after being exposed months ago). Looks like they're still in denial about what they've been proven by now to be doing, but are very much still seething about it.
https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/453754-What-s-the-point-with-that-quite-lackluster-story-in-Endwalker/page823
Venat Simps are not allowed.
>Hey, are you tired of XIV and not doing the MSQ anymore? Come join our discord where we talk about the MSQ!
I wonder if they realize just how bad of a pitch they're making.
The funniest part is they're pretty much pitching to themselves since that 800-page-long seethe thread about the story is populated near-exclusively by themselves
I hate them as mush as you do but dont give them attention they seak. Right now they are using "protag side sends death and rape threats to us" as a weapon to justify why they are right in conversations
Boy if it were that serious you'd.... wonder why they don't report the accounts of those responsible....
yeah i know but rape threat was real even as a joke from some guy from /mmog/
they just dont say that it was from Ganker
I SUMMON THEE, BALDICANTE
>Consider going back to the game
>All this plague-ridden wow addon talk from old and new players
don't worry, anon, complaining about plugins every day on Ganker will assuage the butthurt. maybe a little complain about modbeasts action on the side
why is Maelstrom like this? Even though teams are randomized now, Maelstrom still can't help but target Flames
REMEMBER THE ALAMSA LOMINSA
I just assume if everything you do has a parse and you know all the callouts by day 2 you're cheating.
Now carry me
its an origin story of another character I already had from mhw
hes married with another female char I also had from mhw, but console
he comes from ffxiv, and she came from pso2
they got married and their son is my character from mh rise
I usually just pretend other games are my WoL getting caught in one of those crossover event unexplained portals and time distortion always makes sure he's finished and back by the time the next patch story is about to start.
yup pretty much
my wol went awol after ew, and ended up on mhw
something similar happened to my pso2 char, that game also has some timespace frickery, even more if you take episode 4 into account
I also have a bloodborne fem mc that appeared again on wild hearts, but shes just an autist hunter
meant for
>Give the new Shatter map a chance and try it
>It's just even more PVE than old shatter
>Ice literally spawn constantly
>If you try to PVP you are literally making your team lose because you're not breaking ices
>Mfw
I guess the community will love it...
We should just have three FATE style bosses at 3 ends of a long corridor that all 3 teams race to kill. That's the only pvp that modern mmoers want.
I think Golbez is Golbez and the larp thing is a red herring. Why else would his sword disappear?
>Zodiark and Golbez mounts are nearly identical
bravo
I just started fricking around in Island Sanctuary. Currently rank 6 and I'm just wondering if the workshops are all there is to this? I thought there would be more to the gathering but I've been hitting nodes and it just feels kind of... bland? Is there more to this? What do I have to look forward to?
What were you honestly expecting?
Gameplay
it's xiv, bro.
Wait, you thought a feature planned for ShB but delayed to EW would have, gameplay? Why?
xiv has really shit activities and the grinds aren't even engaging. Eureka is fricking boring, Bozja is is just relentlessly aggravating and island sanctuary is just clicking stuff while you wait for time to pass
Bozja was actual content what do you mean? It had lots of fates and critical engagements. There were definitely worthwhile rewards and there's even the frickin' Judge armor. Unfortunately the dyable version is behind DRS and that shit has seen a massive drop-off of runs over time. I'm trying to find a group running it but lately nobody fricking wants to do it anymore.
nta but my problem with bozja was how fricking bad the zones looked, and it was bogged down with a bad story.
Man who gives a frick about the story?
Skip skip skip skip all day homie. I do it so should you.
I hate you.
>man frick the story xD
Yes yes, you can skip cutscenes. The problem is the content is gated by the story, you dipshit. It's not so bad in eureka since you just get a cutscene every few levels but in bozja it's a whole thing with story instances and whatnot.
i don't find running from fate to fate to be engaging and critical engagements are just more glorified fates. i bet bozja was good when it was new but right now it's a just a boring, brown, bland soulless fricking husk of a shitty group grind
If I recall it never directly said she was permanently dust.
if i recall correctly shittola specifically mentions how she used her soul aether to fuel the fight and after it she was nabriales gone
BUT we also believed elidibus was gone with CT being a huge auracite and not only he endured inside, but once he says he is gone gone when sending you to Elpis we assume it to mean that he was gone gone from that moment on, and now we just see his soul's memory being in the lifestream and all so who knows
no one dies in this game anyway
I truly want to understand. Why are people upset regarding Venat? What's the reason?
Dude she's literally a fricking murderer.
She's not the saint people keep saying she is.
The short answer is they're speedreaders
The long answer is that a lot of them fall into one of two camps
1) Emet-Selch fanboys who started playing the game exclusively for him
2) Jilted Garlemald fanboys who latched onto any other villain to carry on that specific, moronic torch
I just hate how Venat is depicted as ""did nunthing wrong"". Ancients needed to go anyway and WE fight for our friends but frick Venat piece of shit. She made everything worse and literally put the world in our shoulders and waited for US to fix everything for her stupidity.
>She made everything worse
She is objectively the only reason anything happened that led up to the game unfolding
Settle down
>I just hate how Venat is depicted as ""did nunthing wrong""
So speedreader.
Why do you even reply without an argument? stop being such a Black person.
Yeah. That's what i meant. She literally took a shot in the dark and waited for us to fix everything. She had no plan, only faith.
>She had no plan, only faith.
Too bad for you that she won, and the clearly laid-out plan involved continued mass sacrifice.
>n-not an argument
I don't argue with absolute morons that are objectively wrong. ffs you stupid b***h, the game gives you the option to say question venat's choices. You're acting like the writing props her up as a savior when it just doesn't.
And she was right to do just that.
Did you not do the omega quest?
>a shitty question with 3 prompts that not even the story cared
It's not enough or something at all.
>I didn't care about it so it doesn't matter
dumb Black person. There's frickton of dumb questions in each cutscene with the same answer to whatever you choose. Why would anyone care if that's the case.
1 prompt wich not even the watcher cared about. Sure bro. In the whole game where everyone just lick hydaelyn boots
>I just hate how Venat is depicted as ""did nunthing wrong"".
But she's not. She blasts herself for it harder than anyone else. You yourself get an option to disagree with her methods. The only reason one would think the game depicts her as "did nothing wrong" is that all the character that owe their lives to her don't stop at every step to say "Man, FRICK Venat".
Remember that part where Venat was sad because she had to sunder her people and effectively put an end to her culture so everyone would survive in the long term.
Well, they were about 500 times sadder than her because that was the only part of the game they cared about.
Personally I'm pissed off by her inaction, but that goes for the pantheon as well, which I'll gladly massacre. Don't claim to be a god if you're just a fricking leech.
You might as well try to understand metal illness
She condemned everyone to a short life of wageslavery just so they won't have time to get bored.
It's this
>ShB was a massive lore dump for the Ascians
>Find out that Zodiark and Hydaelyn are primals
>Find out the Ascians backstory
>Suddenly the Ascians are the misunderstood antagonists
>EW rolls around
>Players are now on the fence about Hydaelyn
>Ascian Fujos/gays praying to zodiark that they get to kill Hydaelyn
>Small melty over killing Zodiark
>Go to Elpis
>Turns out Venat is the chillest person ever
>Venat sunders her people to give literally all of existence a fighting chance against Meteion
>Her gambit pays off
>Ascian Fujos and gays can't stand it and start screaming about how she's evil
>misunderstood antagonists
You mean, sympathetic.
The keep changing their minds on that
Yeah, I can't even understand how people didn't grasp that concept. It was a shitty choice she took, but the best one she had, especially knowing that you'd come around sometimes later, having a chance to unfrick shit. Or, failing that she hat the Loporrits to evacuate the planet. Either way someone would survive as opposed to "Lets summon Zodiark and get fricked thrice over by Meiteon".
Venat owes me sex from wageslaving for her since ARR.
why IS Golbez such a gigahomie though?
we assumed he ate Zodiark on the moon but apparently he only let his essence chill in that hole until Zeromus started to form?
He drank that Zodiark juice a little bit.
Also dragon juice.
I think
fujo duo got to the moon, killed the watcher, and it started the flood of darkness
Golbez became corrupted by darkness and got clapped by duran who then went on the charade of keeping their dreams alive and undoing their shenanigans
also, as its implied that voidsent became obsessive with the thought they have before dying, azdaja desire to go to the source powering zeromus, I think golbez crystal falling inside zeromus will be the shb ardbert moment of shb, zeromus utterly clapping everyone until yshtola reminds the wol of the crystal he has, he will then use it, resonate with Golbez memoria crystal and this will weaken zeromus, taking him out of his blue misty hair form and allowing the trial to comence.
I don't really like the people of Ul'dah all that much.
I fear for my life every time I have to go through Pearl Lane
Can you gays let it go already? Venat is dead. Emet is dead. Everyone's dead. Elidibus implies our chosen route is fricked. We fought for nothing. It'll be over soon, and WoL will be the cause of it most litely. Embrace the end.
Sometimes i feel like its just bots trained to argue endlessly about the same fricking shit every single thread.
Eldibius is busy reincarnating, I'll get my revenge by sweeping him off his feet and marrying him after he comes back as a white-haired hyur or something.
The world will die before he even reaches 16 outta 10
Guess I'd better get busy with getting him teen pregnant. Eorzean rules motherfricker
I liked that in the raid series is heavily implied that WoL actually remembers and cared about the ancients as close friends.
I just want to meet Azem
Hi I'm him
Don't tease me anon, i am horny.
>meet Azem
>"whoa, you're old me.."
>"whoa, you're a part of me..."
>"...wanna go beat shit up and collect grapes?"
>"FRICK YEAH I DO!"
I want to see it so bad. I don't care lads, I love those moments.
>tfw that schizo with an infinite timeloop crack theory was right all along
Embrace WoL becoming Azem after getting all the shards and traveling to the past to become Azem, which gets sharded again, gets reborn, again, as WoL, and the cycle continues, this is 6735th loop btw
>at the end of our journey, after having been fully rejoined, we travel back to the very beginning and lvl CUL in some cave until Venat finds us
>MY OWN CLONE! NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
quick before the thread ends
whats the easiest most braindead healing job for someone who hates healing?
Depends, what level?
WHM, SGE
>SGE
Not really. These homosexuals spam heals instead of attacking
Scholar when below 50, White mage for everything else
https://vocaroo.com/1eSQFMnwm54H