FFXIV

A redditor managed to write a better Hydaelyn fight than the Fujo

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/wcvg47/spoiler_lvl_89_trial_catharsis/

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK STANCE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >To the Edge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Using a trance of a primal Hydaelyn already beat once
      Sit the frick down and drink your juice, little spark.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But anon.. she straight up said she didn't beat Zodiark. She sundered the world and he got caught in the blast.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Zodiark is sundered
          >Stuck in prison as a battery for the aether covering the world for thousands of years
          >Hydaelyn puts her bestie in charge of guarding him
          >"B-b-b-but she didn't beat Zodiark guise!"
          Wat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She said she couldn't stand up to him anon. She flat out says it.

            you can literally see it go zone in you moron.

            Pics? Because I've looked and I don't see it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I forgot you can't unsync into zodiark so give me a minute to find some footage. Every time the arena spins you can see the crystal beneath it though. And you can go stand near the edge and see it underneath.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              ?t=201
              look at the bottom of the arena as it spins. the arena is on top of the crystal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a fricking sphere

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                are you blind? its a fricking pillar in the shape of the crystal. its got black rock surrounding it to make up the platform. Do you understand how a cone works?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She didn't actually beat Zodiark. Elidibus was trying to find a compromise to the very last moment and Venat just suckerpunched him and eradicated her entire race, because what else can you expect from a w*man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Elidibus became the heart of Zodiark with no argument from himself whatsoever, as it's his duty. Wtf are you talking about?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And then when the two factions started debating, he left Zodiark to act as mediator and find a compromise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He left Zodiark to continue his work on the convocation as Elidibus, not necessarily to mediate, but to help guide. There was never going to be any compromise on the Zodiark plan. Seriously, I want to know what other ideas people have.

              >(You) are a well known ex Convocation member
              >you are the only one who knows that there is a being out at the end of the universe whose plan is eradicate all life
              >you know this being is a familiar and feels the emotions of beings around her, and that she is also part of a hivemind of these familiars
              >you know that you can't rely on Hermes, now Fandaniel, to not do some moronic shit, but you still need allies
              >you don't have much time before the final days start

              What do you do here? And, if you can't do anything in that time

              >(You) are a well known ex Convocation member
              >Zodiark has been summoned and rules have been rewritten, using half the lives of your race, and then half of that half was used to revitalize the planet
              >You know that the plan is sacrifice the new life on the planet in an attempt to bring back all the sacrificed people and return life to the way it was
              >Everyone is still ignorant about the cause of the final days, and even you barely know how it's happening, but you can probably notice the corruption in the aether of the creatures (probably how Hydaelyn's Blessing is created)

              What do you do here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its even worse. Lets say Venat tells the convocation everything, they listen to her and take preventative measures somehow, and avert the final days. The ancients somehow live happily ever after. Lets assume all this is true for a second.

                That timeline vanishes instantly, because the only way for it to occur is if the Warrior of Light travels back from a future that will now never happen, it's a fatal paradox that cannot be averted in any way shape or form and it showcases a massive misunderstanding of how time travel works in FFXIV. Now, morons who didn't pay attention during ShB will probably be going;
                >"B-b-but what about ShB!?"

                What about it? ShB establishes it's circumstances as unique and exceptional, a one-time change in the rules using a set of circumstances that cannot be replicated, accomplishing it required the effective end of the Source, Omega, The Crystal Tower and Alexander. If such time travel was conventionally possible than any of the unsundered could have done it. The concept that Venat could have done something, somehow figured out a way to avert the Final days without sundering is completely moronic on so many levels I cannot imagine how anyone could seriously believe there's a valid argument to be made there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that's obvious I feel, you know? I posed my question because everyone think Venat's actions were wrong, so I want to know what they think is the right action. Simply let the Zodiark plan go through? And what if you're not one of the ancients, what if you're one of the people who had no say in the plan, but you die anyway? What if you're Azem and you have to watch the friends you've made in different civilizations be sacrificed? There's no absolute right or wrong in my opinion, but the fact that people suck Emet's wiener while condemning Venat is moronic to me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And what does this have to do with what I said or what is being discussed, clown?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuals still seething about light mommy genuinely being good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but then they will backpeddle and say that its generic because a god is evil again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never doubted her for an instant. The seething it caused and the sheer stupidity it revealed in people is amazing, especially the lengths they go STILL trying to say they're right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People have tried to spin Hydaelyn as a villain since ARR, they've been laughed at since then too since the evidence against them is overwhelming and only got worse with every expansion. Then EW just straight up utterly BTFO's them and now they want to insist "noooo she killed the ancients nooooo she's baaaaad" like jesus fricking christ man...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean.. she did straight up lie to the WoL in the Antitower cutscene, but that was really it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was hilarious seeing people bullshit how Mommy Crystal was evil, and Minfilia's story was actually about her failing, and falling victim to primal summoning like everyone else for going along with her keikaku

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >After so many "the good god was actually evil" twists the good god actually just being good mindbreaks people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Subversion of subversion of subversion of expectatives? I'm lost.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              to be fair playing something completely straight has upset "WHAT A TWEEST" obsessed spergs for decades

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ESL writing a story in a language they aren't remotely proficient in
      I suppose that explains why they failed to understand the writing so badly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      improved version

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is actually really good anon. nice edit. saved.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fujodev allowed Venat to exist as a sexy mommy because she was planning on her to die at the end anyway
      >not just dead but super-can-never-come-back-ever dead
      >female players STILL hate her
      This is the proof of the difference between men and women. We just want our fair share, but they want to have and for us to have not unless it's something that fits their approval like Alisaie probably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>not just dead but super-can-never-come-back-ever dead
        Ysayle being in the Sea proves that Venat's just regular dead.
        Not that it matters much, the Hydaelyn storyline is over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not that it matters much, the Hydaelyn storyline is over.
          That's not stopping Elibussy from showing up more, and it won't stop Emet and Hythlo from coming back somehow I'll bet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that's not stopping elidibussy from showing up more
            He will be done as soon as we finish the raid series. When he powered the crystal tower to send us back he burnt his soul up just like hydaelyn. He will not reincarnate despite him hoping he gets to.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              even if they do reincarnate, it's entirely irrelevant on the timescale this game is operating on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is also true yeah.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Booba

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want new SAM looking armor, MORE HIGH FANTASY sets. FFS YOSHIDA YOUR GAME IS FINAL FANTASY, F A N T A S Y.

    WHY CAN'T THEY GO CRAZY WITH ARMORS OR WEAPONS ITS ALWAYS THE EXACT SAME SHIT AND A FEW NEW STUFF EVERY EXPANSION.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Links Reddit.

    KYS.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Emet genocides millions of people and destroys entire worlds and admits to having no remorse

    Somehow Emet wasn't in the wrong because he was doing it to save his people

    >Venat "genocides" (not even, the Nier crossover confirms the ancients survived the sundering but were reduced to moronic , deformed cavemen. Still horrible but not anywhere near as bad):

    Somehow Venat was in the wrong even though she was, also, doing it to save her people

    Explain this to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's dumber than that
      >Venat saves all the ancients AND the lives they were going to sacrifice and preserves all the lives in the future
      >Oh but you see because she saved their lives they actually died which uhhhh means she killed them!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly is the obsession of Venat haters with "genocide"? Are they like just triggered by genocide in fiction or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, I am a genocide enthusiast, but Venat's genocide amounted to essentially nothing because the plan hedges on the WoL and the WoL alone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't understand the word "genocide" it just sounds edgy so they try and use it
        >They think anyone died due to the sundering when it merely split them which saved their lives in the process
        >The alternative is everyone in the future that Venat knew about would die, including the WoL who told her about that future so it would create a massive paradox
        >All this because they were skipping through ShB and somehow missed the fact that the time travel nonsense that happened there was extremely exceptional to the norm due to impossible to replicate circumstances (why the frick do these morons think Elidibus never traveled back in time himself despite being able to send you back just fine?)
        >The WoL is explicitly told he cannot change the past, but these morons somehow insist that's exactly what should have still happened, showing they skipped a bunch of dialogue in EW as well
        Why are these people so fricking moronic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know what the funniest part is? Venat genocided the planet (read: sundered the Ancients and denied them their creation magics, forcing them to evolve into modern Man) exactly once. The Ascian goal involved eight genocides (the sacrifices to Zodiark + seven Calamities), were working on an eighth on the First, would require at least one or two more after that, and then they'd cast Final Solution on the Source and completely delete all terrestrial life to restore the Ancients. By any objective measure or even just logistical/mathematical measure, the Ascian plan involves exponentially more suffering, death and destruction than the Hydaelyn plan.

        But Hydaelyn bad because the Ancients, specifically, were affected. Grorious perfect Ancients. It's a very funny case of bootlicking for the "great" predecessor race and I've only ever seen this with FFXIV.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget that a large portion of the Ancients were also on board with her plan and thought it was the correct solution. And if they didn't do it, the Zodiark faction Ancients would have sacrificed all non-Ancient life to Zodiark again and again without actually fixing anything. People that think Venat is evil are actually delusional.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll admit I started skipping cutscenes in the Nier crossover because I never played Nier so none of it made sense to me. Did they actually confirm that there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was 'confirmed' in the Nier portion of the crossover, which happened in the really weird Nier mobile game.
        The XIV side of things had literally no bearing on the story whatsoever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was 'confirmed' in the Nier portion of the crossover, which happened in the really weird Nier mobile game.
        The XIV side of things had literally no bearing on the story whatsoever.

        To add, the Story was about Emet after the sundering and having to wait for mankind to get out of the stone age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but evil Hydaelyn is a lame idea. I can't believe that's something people wanted vs what we got.

      Yeah people are fricking stupid, if Venat didn't do what she did, in the end all the world's life would have been fed to Zodiark. They sacrificed half their population and then half of that half, and then would have sacrificed all new life on the planet.

      Another thing is that people act as though the Final Days took place much time after your visit to Elpis. That shit seems like it happened the next week. There is no time to figure out how to make a weapon that can manipulate dynamis, which people didn't even know existed. Then you have to create this weapon durable enough to defeat Meteion and then figure out how to send that to the edge of the universe, and then figure out how to even monitor the result, without telling people like Hermes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ll the world's life would have been fed to Zodiark
        Literal headcanon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They were going to do that to bring back the people they had already sacrificed. Newsflash, it doesn't work like that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not all life moron. They were going to sacrifice newly born subhuman races to bring their people back. Funniest shit is that even though she is butthurt about people trying to bring back their old way of life, shocking I know, she still needed Zodiark to do its thing. Without all those sacrifices the planet would be a fricking poisened hellhole. So Venat not only leeched of Zodiarks work like a parasite she shattered the souls of every living thing, plants people insects every fricking thing because people were traumatised and refused to "accept suffering". Imagine telling a mother that just lost her son to emotion monsters and her husband to Zodiark that she needs to walk instead of sacrificing some subhuman cat people to bring them back.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Remind me what the ancients though about passing on again? Something you hear multiple times throughout Elpis? Something Fandaniel even says when he's taken up Zodiark?

              Oh right, you forgot, because you are a fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >giving yourself to the lifestream and revitalizing the planet after you have done everything you set out to accomplish in life is the same as getting eaten by distorted monsters that are destroying your very own civilization or sacrificing yourself so that your beloved ones dont get devoured by hideous beasts
                Uuuuh moron bro?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. What, exactly, did they say? I'm not asking you what you cooked up in your moronic headcanon, they said something fairly specific that isn't open to such gross misinterpretation or limited circumstance.

                It. Is. Always. Beautiful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Uh oh, seems like your brain got muddled by all the Cuckdalyn brainwashing moron-bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still horrible but not anywhere near as bad):
      See, stating dumb shit like this is why everyone considers you "people" to be insane and no one ever engages you in good faith.
      Be better. Stop posting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emet said something sad before he died

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious that "venat is totally ebil bruhs" got so BTFO they now shifted to the even more moronic "akshully despite everything the story says imma interpret it as venat totally being ebil bruhs"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason Venat is hated is because she's a woman.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t we have this same thread yesterday?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares, post mommy and worship her for the goddess she is.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are you gays still seething more than half a year later, for fricks sake get your shit together.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WALK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sunder this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want full scale Venat to sit on me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WALK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WALK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy taught me how to walk free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No more shall brainlets have (You)s to bear them to paradise. Henceforth they shall WALK.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      W A L K
      A
      L
      K

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity may never again atain the heights or harmonious perfection they once knew, but at least the new world has Lalafell girls for me to lust over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That perfection only ever existed in the minds / nostalgia of the Ancients / Ascians. ShB and EW made it pretty clear that they were as flawed as anyone since.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the official forums are even more of a dumpster fire because a fictional woman mogged them so badly

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a random hypothetical question ha ha, but is it possible to impregnate an ancient 12000 year old primal?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, post more borderline naked Venat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pump cum all over Venats breasts while she says sweet things like “good boy” to me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Venat haters are redditors who write awful edgy fanfiction
    Oh no mommybros what are we gonna do

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a CC thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DRK that high
      Why? Every time I see them I laugh because it's basically a free win, they're GBN tier as far as I've seen them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What changed with RDM that got them that high?
      Last time a played a few months ago Ninja and MNK was the top tier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        RDM has always been a cut above, it's pretty ridiculous. There's absolutely no reason for it to be mobile, incredibly strong, crowd controlling AND supportive all at once.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What changed with RDM that got them that high?
          Last time a played a few months ago Ninja and MNK was the top tier.

          >Nuke LB that heals your party
          >Neuters enemy damage, defense and healing
          >*teleports behind u* button
          >strong melee combo
          >viable disengage
          >STFU on demand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DRK that high
        Why? Every time I see them I laugh because it's basically a free win, they're GBN tier as far as I've seen them.

        >BLM in A tier
        breh they must've really switched shit up since release huh

        That chart is old anyway. PLD is the real busted job right now, everything else is second fiddle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How is PLD busted? I've seen it do well but you can usually just ignore them and whoever they cover.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being able to guard people and pop potions in the middle of a fight is really huge when the game is all about bursting one person down like CC is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BLM in A tier
      breh they must've really switched shit up since release huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actual tier list.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't have breakdown by league or DC
        rumao yeah please play sch in crystal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This means absolute jackshit because they didnt gave pickrate, KDA, mirror matches, etc. This is just to shut up pvp shitters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Week 1 tierlist
      Here you go, real list for season 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GIVE ME THE SEASON TWO ARMOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is this? A modded outfit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            datamined pvp set from the next series.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Datamined. It was lumped in with other PvP rewards before getting obfuscated around late December, so it's most likely the next Series reward set.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys its me Zodiark let me in. Don't you believe in salvation? Come on let me in bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am still mad about the dark crystal getting retconned out of existence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The frick are you on about anon? It's right there when you fight Zodiark.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone says this but nobody posts proof. Just "Trust me bro, it's under the arena."

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you can literally see it go zone in you moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Proof
            It's clearly visible? Just unsynch and have a look for yourself you clown
            >The sky is blue
            >"OOOH YEAH I DONT SEE ANY PROOOOOF"
            Don't be fricking moronic you imbecile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was always a visual thing meant to show Zodiark as the opposite to Hydaelyn, never meant to be taken literally

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But it was an Echo vision.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POST. MORE. MOMMY. BOOBA

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    Can we at least get some new Venat images in here? I already saved all these ones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd post some I made but I don't want a three day vacation.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she makes homosexuals and fat women seethe so badly i love it

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZIVTROONS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!!!!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She mindfricked some 3rd homosexual so badly they wrote some moronic fanfiction she WON now WALK

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people actually linking reddit
    how far this site has fallen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you except from Hydaelyn simps?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the esl moron who wrote the shitty comic is here now
        your trance idea was garbage btw.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Graha to frick me so much it's unreal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not being the one to frick him
      gaaaay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Junk food feast
      >Shitty dango spam in the far east
      >Eorzea's finest restaurant's top dish is a fricking egg sandwich
      >The first is currently going through a diabetes surge from too many cookies
      WHERE ARE THE REAL MEALS IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      calm down muffin

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zodicels be seething at hydachads

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who even think Venat was right beside simps

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venat is an ugly long neck freak with a small head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that is every ancient you dipshit.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    greetings, can you hear me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reverting Meteons depression by introducing her to TPOBCI!

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she frick shotas

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cringe fanfic kys

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mommy walker really feedings us chads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When is the Nophica raid gonna come out? I’m going to explode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        6.3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How long is that? Tbh I haven’t even played since 6.1

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably January or early February.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        soon my friend im holding my fap for her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yoshi-P already said they're going to have to nerf Nophica's Nophicas for the raid. Their engine can't handle such big badonkers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He did not say that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              See

              Nophica is going to be a man because this game is only for bara homosexuals and women now

              They have to make her into a guy because her boobs are too big.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cite where he's talking about nophica specifically and it isnt just generic pr speak for them saying they are doing their best with designs you cuck homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoshi-P already said they're going to have to nerf Nophica's Nophicas for the raid. Their engine can't handle such big badonkers.
                He did not say they will nerf anything, he did not say they will change anyone's gender.
                He made a joke about how maybe they'll change some things.
                MAYBE they'll change Nophicas gender. Maybe they'll change a male god to female.
                You're a fricking idiot if you take any of this as confirmation.

                Sorry dudes, it's engine limitations, cannot be helped.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Another thing he never said.
                He literally said in an interview leading up to endwalker that there are no engine limitations that would prevent them from doing anything they want.
                If they do or don't do something it's because they want to.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ah yes you're clearly aware of the inner workings of the game, random shitposting Black personhomosexual on a vietnamese basket weaving forum. how could i be so silly as to not realize

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or he's joking, you spastic frick.

                Do you really think anyone would argue that they're nerfing boobs because of engine limitations?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Poe's law, my dude

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. People on Ganker are moronic you homosexual. I no longer give people here the benefit of the doubt. There is no reason to do so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Poe's law, my dude

                the next time you read something stupid on here, say it out loud

                try it now. say the sentence "Nophica will have small boobs because of engine limitations" out loud, and then decide if the poster is joking or not

                or if they're not joking, just think on if replying to them is actually worth your time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or I'll do whatever I want to do.
                If someone does or says something stupid, I'll continue to point at them and say "that's stupid, you're stupid"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're really posting this when "fun is a buzzword" was a legitimate post made here half a decade ago made in complete sincerity and you question whether people are moronic? I don't need to think about whether replying is worth my time. I am here to waste time. That is the entire purpose of being on this board. Waste time and (hopefully) talk about video games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >talk about video games.
                HA!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoshi-P already said they're going to have to nerf Nophica's Nophicas for the raid. Their engine can't handle such big badonkers.
                He did not say they will nerf anything, he did not say they will change anyone's gender.
                He made a joke about how maybe they'll change some things.
                MAYBE they'll change Nophicas gender. Maybe they'll change a male god to female.
                You're a fricking idiot if you take any of this as confirmation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What a lame excuse i can wait xvii if its made in a good engibye what wild card will pull of their asses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How would Nophica react if I whipped my throbbing hard wiener out in front of her bros

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She'd whip out her own much larger wiener.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nophica is going to be a man because this game is only for bara homosexuals and women now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the game is only for bara homosexuals
            >after getting both hydaelyn and azeyma
            >the last time bara pandering happened was runar back in shadowbringers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bro
              Byregot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't pandering that's how he has always been depicted you fricking moron. He's a big chad who makes shit with a big hammer.
                Are you going to call hildibrand bara pandering as well?

                hydaelyn and azeyma are not attractive

                >my personal tastes dictate whether something is considered conventionally attractive
                have a nice day.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              hydaelyn and azeyma are not attractive

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is some advanced homosexualry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe, they aren't sexualized at all either, compared to the male gods
                Nophica is either going to be a troony or have small breasts and be covered

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'de fricking like that wouldnt you, you fricking mentally ill moron.
                Azeyma is absolutely sexualized, she's fricking dancing and heel kicking the whole fight.
                Venat has conventionally "mommy" aesthetic and even the devs acknowledge this.
                You need to see a therapist and stop projecting your boogeyman bullshit onto video games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly think it wouldn't shock me that they might mess with some who've never had imagery, but I doubt they'll mess with any gods who have images

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >balance of zero upvotes vs downvotes
    >in a thread that huge
    interesting

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst I ever thought about Hydaelyn was that she was essentially an automaton operating with incomplete information, anyone who ever thought she was genuinely malicious is a complete fricking moron.

    This, on the other hand...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tataru is based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        potato merchants are not based

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes they are. cope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tiny money grubbing claws typed this post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tiny potato israelites run this world and no amount of seething will change it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I am not a potato I put my dick in potatoes. That is why they are based. Simple as.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Have a Bunny Momodi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Excellent post.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hag erotic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who's the artist of this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno. Got it off the Drawthread.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Give it time anon.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hydaelyn would’ve had everyone follow her since ARR if she showed her big titty mommy goddess form instead of just projecting the image of a dumb crystal. Prove me wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It amuses me to no fricking end to imagine Hydaelyn hiding behind the giant crystal Wizard of Oz style while she speaks to you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's extra funny when you remember the scene of WoL just spinning around the Mothercrystal during an infodump at the Antitower

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn’t get rock hard from Mommy’s voice alone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She didn't want people to follow her.
      But you aren't wrong.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could manage to write and direct a good instance of hyadelyn beating zodiark ala ff xvi in ffxiv after leavibg elpisss

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honest, to god I cannot force myself to play FFXIV again. Less due to drama and inbred autism that sometimes follows it from Ganker but just it feels a tad slow at times to the point I just feel like I'm running in circles for nothing just to hear the sound of the exp counter going up. I never completed the beginning portion so that's on me as I was told the DLC got better but the slog in ARR just hurts.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BABY MAKING SEX WITH RYNE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They both owe the WoL a lifetime of constant sex, threesomes, and children for forcing him to put up with Light Rampant and Relativity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both Ryne and Alisaie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based beyond belief. They'd be carrying my hyur children as often as possible.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do I into eureka/bozja and is it worth it

    I got hard filtered by not being able to find people to do CLL, and with Eureka I didn't even know where to begin once I got there (other than grind mindlessly) so quit that as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CLL usually has groups during primetime, at least on Primal. Try on the weekends.

      >other than grind mindlessly
      That's literally all you do in Eureka. Do your challenge logs for XP, kill NMs when they pop up, and do the quests when you're the appropriate rank.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reddit game

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to bask in Ra-La's warm glow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is how the ancients would've ended up if Venat didn't sunder their asses, no joys no sorrows just pure stagnation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We get it, you didn't understand Dead Ends and that's okay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron kun...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Got the wrong post, anon. The guy who didn't understand Dead Ends is three posts up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the society of giant people in identical robes and masks who could conjure anything they liked and enjoyed pure paradise for so long that they forgot what it even was to struggle and thus gained an apathy regarding life and death have NOTHING to do with that other society of giant people in identical robes and masks who could conjure anything they liked and enjoyed pure paradise for so long that they forgot what it even was to struggle and thus gained an apathy regarding life and death

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit dude, I was joking at first but now you've doubled down on completely missing the point of the thematically simplest part of EW.
            Have some god damn shame and never post again.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The sheer irony of this post, holy shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Triples down
                actual moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon, the dev team already confirmed that was going to be Eithrys future had Hermes not done his thing, you need to let it go

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I am going to ask for a citation on that one.
            You surely can provide a link proving this and haven't pulled this out of your ass, right?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/tg7lgz/spoiler_60_famitsu_interview_with_yoshida/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The interview mentions none of these things
                Figured as much, but I missed this interview so thanks anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're doing a great job showing off that brain power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't this is it?

                NOOOO! MY ARGUMENT.... THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Might
                >This means she actually means "absolutely definitely would have"
                NTA but come on anon, literacy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the goalposts
                >they never mention it!
                >ok they mention it but its not concrete confirmed this is what would have happened the devs just say this is possibly where it was headed
                Concede you fricking goblin, holy shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, if you have to stretch this hard, it might be easier to just admit you're wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Using the actual definition of words is a "stretch"
                What the frick am I reading?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't this is it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually baffled that anyone can genuinely argue against the Plenty being a window into the future of the Ancients. What is wrong with you people? Do you just like to argue for the sake of arguing? There's no way you can actually believe that it was anything but a parallel to the Ancients.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be suprised how many people didn't.
          There is actual human trash browsing these threads convinced that Meteion specifically trying to break you with "All life is meaningless and ends in death and suffering no matter how different a society can be from another" was actually just a vapid metacommentary on ancients civilization and nothing else.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no one has ever said it can't be both

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It literally can't because "ancients civilization bad" was never the point Meteion was making in showing you the plethora of various civilizations that all died out for completely different and arbitrary reasons. The point was that no matter how your civilization looks like or what it does, it will die out and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. You have a perfect paradise? You will be too happy and an hero. You are an inbred mongoloid that hasn't figured out post-scarcity society yet? You will devolve into an insane war and either get killed or an hero. You are beyond concepts such as war? Your ancestors fricked over the planet centures ago and now you'll die through no fault of your own with no way to prevent this. Somehow survived through all the previous shit despite the odds? Whooptie-do, motherfricker, the entropy's got your ass and nothing you've ever done matters anyway.
              If your takeaway from this was "ASCIAN MAN BAD" and not "Giving up because bad things will happen someday is insane, frick you", you should follow twitters advice and have a nice day right now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's not the point Meteion was making to the WoL, but it WAS the point the writer was making to the player. Literally in her own words.

                You're doing a great job showing off that brain power.

                Isn't this is it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Illiterate moron still thinks "might" means "will absolutely happen"
                Bruh.

                >moving the goalposts
                >they never mention it!
                >ok they mention it but its not concrete confirmed this is what would have happened the devs just say this is possibly where it was headed
                Concede you fricking goblin, holy shit.

                >Illiterate moron doesn't know what NTA means
                It means "not that anon" so there are no goalposts for me to move, moron-kun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                arguing semantics means you've lost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Actually using what someone said instead of making up your own interpretation and insisting that's what it meant instead of the actual meaning of words used is "semantics"
                Seriously please learn what words mean before trying to use them, that's not how the concept of "semantics" is applied at all, and isn't how the word is used. The only reason anyone would use it like this is if they got BTFO and are trying to skip the argument by trying to b***h about things unrelated to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There absolutely are goalposts you moved you fricking moron. It doesn't matter if you're the original anon.You entered a reply chain with a set statement (aka goalpost) and then shifted it to suit your post (moving the goalpost). I know this is a difficult concept for you to understand as most of your brain has to consistently focus on breathing for you to live, but please try to read and understand. You can do it, I believe in you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Telling people they can't read because they think "might" and "will definitely absolutely" are the same thing means the goalposts are somehow moved
                Illiterate morons continuing illiterate moron shenanigan's really isn't a surprise, but it's still disappointing. Dogs have a greater ability to learn than you've showcased so far. Shameful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are arguing semantics because your personal ego somehow refuses to allow you to be wrong on an anonymous forum where no personal responsibility will ever reach back to you. Multiple anons have called you a moron now, but you are so desperate to be right you will continue to make inane posts in spite of being blatantly and unequivocally wrong.
                Just close the thread or stop replying. You don't have to continue the cycle of futility.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You are arguing semantics because your personal ego somehow refuses to allow you to be wrong
                Projecting. Also you've completely abandoned the argument to try and b***h about someone you know nothing about. The fricking audacity to think you can make such snap judgments accurately based on a few sentences is just baffling.
                >Multiple anons have called you a moron now
                Oh wow, an appeal to the crowd, what a convincing stance! Certainly not something you learn as a child is fricking moronic in whatever shithole 3rd world country you live in I suppose.
                >Literally nothing of value to say, just an elongated "no you see I'm right and you're wrong also you're a doodie-head"
                Seriously why the frick did you even post this? You have nothing to say but you can't bring yourself to shut up either, so this is the result? Pathetic. Either argue the point I made or frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why did you post this
                Because you demonstrated no amount of nuanced intelligent thought would matter so I stooped to your level of moronation because anything else is a waste of time due to no matter how well thought out or correct it may be, you will refuse to concede or relent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no see you did it first I just copied you!
                Wow. You actually stooped that low huh? Shameless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its of a comparable level to you since every post you've made is the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and chanting LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU. I don't owe you anything more substantial than what you put out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no you, I'm just copying you!! That makes it totally okay and I'm totally validated!!
                Seriously mate, are you OK?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The fact you are still replying makes every post I've made ring true. You're incapable of letting go or moving on. You're gonna reply to me again after I hit the submit button like a good little cuck too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but I couldn't resist and I rarely get to post this pic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You keep telling me I'm wrong, this proves I'm right!
                Bruh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good boy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ishikawa outright confirms a parallel exists between the Plenty and Ancient Etheirys
                >but she said might! That actually means there isn't a parallel at all!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They are both idyllic societies that have overcome most conventional suffering
                Sure, there's a parallel.
                >They might end up the same way because of that
                >Might, not will, not would, nothing of the sort. Specifically "might"
                >Anon going full moron cannot compehend basic language and somehow things it means it absolutely definitely will and a parallel isn't two similar lines it's actually the exact identical thing :^)
                Anon, here's a simple thought experiment for you to perform to help you stop being such a brain-dead moron.

                Draw a line, just a straight simple line. Now draw a dotted line parallel to that line. Are the lines the same? Will they end the same? Or are they just two lines running parallel despite massive differences that you ought to account for? Hopefully this helps you understand that "parallel" and "identical" are not the same fricking thing. They had a similar set of circumstances and that might mean they had a similar end, but doesn't, specifically, mean that they would end the same way, hence the use of the word "might" and not "would". Please. For fricks sake. Learn how words work you utterly illiterate troglodyte.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no one said they were identical, holy frick. Get over your persecution complex and incessant need to be right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon just accept that you can't convince that anon. It's not worth your time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Noooo you can't argue against me when I'm wrong stop trying to be right like me and just let me wiiiin BAWWWWW
                Jesus dude, get help.
                >no one said they were identical
                Seriously? That's your one takeaway? Good grief you might actually just be hopeless. I give up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Using the actual definition of words is a "stretch"
                What the frick am I reading?

                They use "might" because it didn't actually happen. Venat sundered the world before they could reach their own Ra-La scenario, so it would still be hypothetical.

                It's also, y'know, translated from Japanese, so there might be a little lost in translation there, but I don't speak moon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They use "might" because it didn't actually happen.
                Anon, for fricks sake, are you ESL or just moronic? There is a word you use in that circumstance and it's "would" not "might" you dumb fricking imbecile.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you miss the "hypothetical" part of my post or was that word too big for you to read? Please don't tell me I have to explain that to you, too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No anon, I didn't miss it because it's irrelevant to what I said. Even "hypothetically" it would still be "WOULD" not "MIGHT" yes, it's possibly COULD happen but it may as well end up completely differently, there is no way to know, hence the use of the word "might" and why anyone insisting the Ancients WOULD end up the same way the Ra-la's did are fricking moronic. There is no way to know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > Even "hypothetically" it would still be "WOULD" not "MIGHT"
                You can absolutely use the word "might" in a hypothetical scenario, but it doesn't really matter. It's an interview translated from Japanese, so arguing over her intent with a word that she didn't actually use is really fricking stupid and pointless. That was my whole fricking point and you missed it completely.

                >There is no way to know.
                Why are you treating this like a real event that could have developed organically? It's a fictional story. The ra-la planet was a plot device used as a big red arrow pointing at the screen saying "LOOK! LOOK! THIS IS WHERE THE ANCIENTS WERE HEADED! THAT'S WHY VENAT GOOD METION BAD!" Like, it was the most obvious kindergarten-tier writing in the world and you fricking missed it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You can absolutely use the word "might" in a hypothetical scenario
                Yes, when the outcome is unsure. In other words, when it's only one of multiple possibilities, which means it's also possible that it WOULD NOT.
                >It's an interview translated from Japanese
                What an extremely cheap excuse, so your entire interpretation now hinges on the fact that the translator got it wrong? Really?
                >The ra-la planet was a plot device used as a big red arrow pointing at the screen saying "LOOK! LOOK! THIS IS WHERE THE ANCIENTS WERE HEADED!
                Except it wasn't. At all. At most it was an example of how even an advanced and happy civilization could meet it's end, but the whole point of all the civilizations we see is how their end was flawed, often caused directly or indirectly by Meteion. We know the Ea despaired at something they would have known was false. We know the Dragons despaired over something they simply assumed was true, but wasn't. The one constant in all the civilizations wasn't that their existence was hopeless, it's that they gave up. The dead ends themselves is a bit more indirect here, as much of the conflicts *seem* inevitable. The plague in the first bit seems like an inevitable end, but a key aspect in Meteions narrative is that they started fighting among themselves rather than trying to overcome it, they gave up. Similarly the second part they gave up on a peaceful resolution and kept fighting until the end. The third part they gave up on finding new purpose and gave themselves up to indolence and apathy. Meteion suggests that these outcomes are inevitable but the writing of Endwalker IS ABOUT HOW THAT'S WRONG.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Except it wasn't. At all.
                >The one constant in all the civilizations wasn't that their existence was hopeless, it's that they gave up.
                Not that anon, but can't it be both?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It can, certainly, and there were surely civilizations that truly were hopeless, it's presumption to suggest the plagued not-namazu in Dead Ends weren't fully doomed, but it's also uncertain that they truly were. This uncertainty is part of the message, even if it seems hopeless it's always too soon to give up. The Dragon's situation certainly looked hopeless, but the ultimate reality is that the Dragons currently thrive on Aetherys.

                This is part of why it's so tone-deaf to argue that the Ancients would have always inevitably met their end if they had not been sundered or something. While their fate was tragic and unavoidable, there is nothing to really suggest they would have ended up like the Ra-la's, just because could have.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                besides the repeated and obvious parallels between the Plenty and Ancient Etheirys that suggested it constantly, you mean

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No Meteion didn't comment on the parallels so they don't exist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the repeated and obvious parallels
                If you cannot make your argument without greatly exaggerating you should probably rethink it. Their only apparent parallel is how they have eliminated most forms of suffering. Patently untrue for the Ancients however, as Hermes is shown to suffer greatly. A similarity is not a parallel, nor is a parallel proof of further commonality.

                Really, just lay out what you believe makes them so similar that they must be almost identical to the point of inevitably sharing the same fate. You KNOW the point of EW was that Meteion was wrong, so trying to urge her narration into prominence is a bit jarring.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Their only apparent parallel
                yeah if you ignore
                >tall
                >wear robes and masks to hide their identities
                >treat death as a release/blessing
                >commit suicide when they run out of things to do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget the fact that they summoned something, that sets them way apart from every other civilization that died. Not a single other society summoned something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah anon, a strawman will prove me wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not strawmanning, I'm agreeing with you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They also have Greek style architecture, compared to the Ancients having Greek influence in just about everything except architecture.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tall
                Kind of a stretch there, but sure.
                >Wear robes and masks to hide their identities
                Definitely a stretch, we know little to nothing about their reasons for looking the way they do. I can at least give this the benefit of doubt though.
                >treat death as a release/blessing
                The Ancients don't, however. They consider the end of a fulfilled life to be "beautiful" and part of their duty, they don't just grow bored and decide to an hero, they see it as moving on to the next stage of their existence. There is no such nuance with the Ra-la's at all. They have given in to apathy, which is just not remotely similar to how the Ancients work, or why they die.
                >Commit suicide when they run out of things to do
                See above. The ancients die to return to the lifestream, they do it as a duty to the world and not as a result of growing bored or giving up on life. The end of the Ancients is described by them as "always beautiful" and not "a tragic end through apathy".

                So, all in all, their similarities are incredibly superficial at best, to call them parallels at all is already a huge overstatement, and to consider them prominent is just wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Definitely a stretch,
                poopooing the clothing similarities is a stretch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I can agree that they are similar but there is nothing to really do with that information, if the best you can do is say "they are similar in everything just because they look sort of similar" then you really don't have much of a point, and I think I sufficiently outlined the fact that there really isn't much in the way of similarities beyond the superficial.

                Yes, they can very well be taken as an example of how a society like the ancients could fall, that's a perfectly fair conclusion to draw from it, but that's really the extent of it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meteion is describing the Plenty's end as a tragic and thorough apathy, not the Plenty themselves. They're rejoicing as Ra-La takes them, and what's more, the Ancients are already starting to give in to apathy. The whole point of the Elpis flowers never changing color is that the Ancients don't give a shit anymore, and Hythlodaeus's rant about sharks is meant to highlight that the Ancients are running out of ideas.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care what a hack writer has to say outside of the story she's written because the story she wrote doesn't follow that structure.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it literally does, you're just a drooling moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The point was that no matter how your civilization looks like or what it does, it will die out and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. You have a perfect paradise? You will be too happy and an hero. You are an inbred mongoloid that hasn't figured out post-scarcity society yet? You will devolve into an insane war and either get killed or an hero. You are beyond concepts such as war? Your ancestors fricked over the planet centures ago and now you'll die through no fault of your own with no way to prevent this. Somehow survived through all the previous shit despite the odds? Whooptie-do, motherfricker, the entropy's got your ass and nothing you've ever done matters anyway.
                How the actual frick do you think this statement refutes that the point of showing you (the PLAYER, not Meteion showing the Warrior of Light) a near identical society to Ancient Etheirys which also experienced incredibly similar problems? You're right that she was showing you that everything ends and there's no way out. So use your fricking head for a moment and think how that very statement applies to Ancient Etheirys. Holy shit, you are beyond stupid. You're literally so arrogant and committed to an argument that you can't even see your own point supports the one you're arguing against.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic coon has the point explained to him step by step and still focuses on the one part that doesn't fricking matter
                Whatever. Make another "witty" response how you totally understood this story and the easiest part of it didn't fly completely over your head like the clown you are. Maybe another idiot will waste his time trying to simplify it for you further.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna quote you right here:
                >The point was that no matter how your civilization looks like or what it does, it will die out and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
                So obviously this also applies to the society of the Ancients. How might their civilization have died out? Hmm, maybe we can look to the near identical society the writers had the foresight to show is in the Dead Ends. Maybe that can give us some insight. What do you think buddy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How about you let your tard wrangler finish narrating the rest of that post to you before you start quoting anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally nobody is arguing that the point of the Dead Ends was "ASCIANS BAD". The argument is, and has always been, that the Dead Ends show how the Ancients would have ended up. Get your fricking head checked you dumb bastard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Reverts back to arguing for the same thing that was repeatedly explained to him wasn't the point
                Once you start chocking on food, your family will simply watch you gracelessly expire as they finally won't have to support your braindead carcass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it is the point, by the writer's own goddamn words, you just think saying "b-but she said might" over and over is an argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Bringing up a completely different anon and discussion out of nowhere
                >Treating out of story writer word vomit as gospel
                You just keep finding new ways to show how pathetic you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Reverts back to arguing for the same thing that was repeatedly explained to him wasn't the point
                The point is that all civilizations end, all life crumbles, there's no way out. Right? That's what you said. You typed a whole paragraph about it. Here, let me help you find it in case that's too hard for you.

                It literally can't because "ancients civilization bad" was never the point Meteion was making in showing you the plethora of various civilizations that all died out for completely different and arbitrary reasons. The point was that no matter how your civilization looks like or what it does, it will die out and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. You have a perfect paradise? You will be too happy and an hero. You are an inbred mongoloid that hasn't figured out post-scarcity society yet? You will devolve into an insane war and either get killed or an hero. You are beyond concepts such as war? Your ancestors fricked over the planet centures ago and now you'll die through no fault of your own with no way to prevent this. Somehow survived through all the previous shit despite the odds? Whooptie-do, motherfricker, the entropy's got your ass and nothing you've ever done matters anyway.
                If your takeaway from this was "ASCIAN MAN BAD" and not "Giving up because bad things will happen someday is insane, frick you", you should follow twitters advice and have a nice day right now.

                So let's walk through this again. The point is that all civilizations end. So, I'll ask again, how would the Ancients have wound up? Hmm, oh, hmm, uhhhh, oh jeeze this is hard... Oh man if only there was some way to know. Like... if we saw a near identical society and saw how they ended... Oh man where could we find that?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Contain your seething rage for 10 seconds and actually read that post to the end instead of sperging out at the first line you found issues with. You might be in for a shock.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If your takeaway from this was "ASCIAN MAN BAD" and not "Giving up because bad things will happen someday is insane, frick you", you should follow twitters advice and have a nice day right now.
                Anon, you've had over 2 years throughout Shadowbringers to realize that 95% of people in xiv Ganker threads are too stupid for basic storytelling and trying to reason with them only invites further shitflinging.
                You only have yourself to blame for getting mad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The player is supposed to realize the parallels, not necessarily the WoL.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the character's motivation and the narrative purpose of the area to the player/reader can't simultaneously exist
            So this is the level of intelligence we're dealing with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have you ever read anything in your life?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOGA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how warm her hugs are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's so masculine and has no breasts, so gross

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro. What.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is STILL shitter shattered that their autistic fanfiction ended up being wrong
    LOVING EVERY LAUGH

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Attention everyone:

    I want Krile to sit on my face.
    Thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You fool, it's a trick. She's just doing that so Tataru can measure your dick and make accurately scaled wind-up WoLs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would she do that when WoL body pillows are selling like hotcakes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She so criminally underutilized it's unreal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do Eureka

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did/ That shit was almost five years ago.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ingame "nightclubs" are cancer and I wish people would just frick off already

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Venat is good, her plan is evil

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Join the Twin Adders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      criminally underrated woman. can't believe how little there is of her.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know someone that has 5 alt characters and is doing the moogle event for all of them

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the best kind of xiv thread is when the morons start calling each other moron

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >living in misery is good actually
    I hate asians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meteion is basically Buddha.
      >Life is suffering
      >The endgame goal is to delete yourself from the cycle of existence

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what the FRICK? Is that TIME TRAVEL in a Final Fantasy game?! That is so fricking stupid time travel is the STUPIDEST story element they could have gone with! Yes I only played FF7 why do you ask?!

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberry or Vanilla?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Chocolate or Cinnamon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Strawberry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilla in that case, but I'd go for strawberry just fine.
      Though I'd prefer to mix in some blackberry as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilla

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ishgard is my favorite city, too bad it's full of elves

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WoL... what do you think...? of my new outfit...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      befitting of a moronic bimbo such as yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been you who died not your sister

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We'll bang, okay?

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >H-how do I look? Is.. is it to your liking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, frick off to trash where you belong, ugly ass midge

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Nanamo is only for procreation and securing her bloodline you filthy heathens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, dibs on tataru, pipin and krile then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok but lilira loves anal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Raubahn has been trying to get the WoL to marry and impregnate her since HW... Soon his long quest will be over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Raubahn following the WoL around on his adventures LEONing him about impregnating Nanamo
          Somebody fund it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >WARRIOR OF LIGHT PLEASE!
            >HER GRACE HAD TWO SPECIALLY MADE MAMMETS COMMISSIONED FROM THE GOLDSMITHS GUILD THAT LOOK LIKE YOU AND HER!
            >SHE PRETENDS THEY ARE MARRIED, MY FRIEND!
            >PLEASE! YOU MUST IMPREGNATE HER AND CONTINUE THE LINE OF UL!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But Raubahn, I want to pound Ala Mhigan pussy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No WoL! The women of my country are unworthy of your seed!
                >Nanamo is you, beautiful and has had feelings for you ever since you retrieved her crown from the Alacran!
                >My friend, you are the man for her.. no get in that room and frick her as if the fate of the star depended on it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The WoL's large Hyur penis grew three sizes that day... He was then rushed to the local healer because that is a reason for concern after a certain number of hours.
      >After which, Nanamo then had the prestigious title of 'She who nearly fricked the Champion of Eorzea to death' much to her embarassment.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sundered deserve to live more than the Unsundered, if only because they were a lot more Chad in how they dealt with the Final Days than their predecessors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      my thinking going through shadowbringers the first time was "ok emet you have a point, the ancients were glorious and superior in every way but also me and mine are sundered and alive now, and I won't accept death"

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I demand your greatest ryne image

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have my second best, I don't want a vacation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link it then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >https://twitter.com/KRILESMASHER69/status/1479157753713070083
          The unexplored potential of the lipstick_mark tag is one of the biggest collective failings of the human race.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that awful texturing on the clothes
        ruins it for me

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you Daddy Lahabrea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lahabrea has a Sharingan
      Jesus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lahabreas real name here is Mateus. He has split himself in two like the emperor in ff2. its not a sharingan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lahabreas real name here is Mateus
          Unconfirmed as of yet.. but it would be pretty sweet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"Lahabrea" refers to the light scion "Lahabrea, the Abyssal Celebrant" referred to in the profile of Mateus in Final Fantasy XII. The glyph that appears when Lahabrea is channeling magick is almost identical to the bottom portion of Mateus's, representing the spear the esper wields, only inverted.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know that, but all I'm saying is it's unconfirmed for XIV. After all, Emet-Selch wasn't called Zalera.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                true I guess I'm just counting on the fact that him being involved in the equivalent of emperor mateus's castle is enough to confirm it for me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well if he did split himself, the other half will probably be called Mateus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay, so no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we're ranking the FF14 daddies then Gaius > Laha > Raubahn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Lahapoopee was moronic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing that isnt our lahabrea and eric is then huh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Eric
          >anyone but Claudien

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm thinking Ericthonios dies in the raid series and that's what causes Lahashitty to go cuhrazy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't Lahabrea gradually go insane over a long period of time because he is constantly possessing new bodies?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be an Ancient
    >live in my Utopian city
    >oh man those frickers on the other continent are getting fricked up by something but nothing like that could every happen here haha
    >...
    >...
    >AHHHHHHHH FRICKFRICKFRICK HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD AFFECT US TO SAVE ME Black personARK

    Ancients were fricking moronic in all honesty.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did Thancred resist fricking Ryne?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred has standards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a pedophile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well he has hit on Lalafell women before

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Momodi is prime potato-MILF material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred likes tiddies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder he's never expressed interest in anyone except Minfillia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you think he did?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      after he came back out of the lifestream his dick don't work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thancred has a case of the limp dick and was casting Boner III to keep being a man-bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

        MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In the next expansion they will show us that the creatures of the void have feelings and we should not "fix" their shard and make them disappear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Voidsents always had feelings, we should still fix their world though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even the Void residents themselves want to fix their star. It's just that they want to eat ours to do it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think eating the first would have been a better idea, all the light might have been a good thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Voidsent always had feelings, anon
      It's just that those feelings are butthole, and even bigger butthole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop skipping cutscenes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it'd be kind of kino if the plot was a reverse shadowbringers where youre trying to "end" the world of darkness
      I doubt they'd make voidkin sympathetic though arent they basically sin eaters but umbral

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sin eaters are the way they are because they are "stagnant". The only sin eater with the full range of emotions is Vauthry, or supposedly the full range, he acts like a 4 year old. Voidsent feel everything. Umbral and Astral are different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game skipper-kun? All your interactions with Voidsent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL save the 13th
      You WILL sympathize with the Voidsent
      and you WILL be the Lightbringer(TM) (C) and you WILL be happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bro we figured out how to turn the Voidsent back into people!
      >time to save the 13th!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >save literally everyone in the universe
        >except the ascians
        fricking kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you can't save people that are already dead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Those Black folk have been trying to wipe my planet out for eons, frick em.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ascians are gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ancient civilization bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Sin Eaters are anything to go buy, you can't turn Voidsent back to normal people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You weren't supposed to be able to cure tempering either but we can't have anything stressful in this story anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >we can't have anything stressful in this story anymore
            >right after an entire expansion where thousands upon thousands of people were murdered so hard they won't return to the aetherial sea.
            >the role quests and studium quests are setting up the thing that fricked up the aether currents pre meteion too
            >but none of this is/was stressful
            Stop skipping cutscenes you b***hboy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >right after an entire expansion where thousands upon thousands of people were murdered so hard they won't return to the aetherial sea.
              lol nope, turns out Meteion was just hoarding their souls and then she released them. And only like two people died.
              >the role quests and studium quests are setting up the thing that fricked up the aether currents pre meteion too
              Headcanon and not even stressful. Awww is widdle anon getting the shivers because there's another villain on the way? Don't worry sweetypie, it'll all be taken care of without a single loss.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >only like two people died
                the people who were turned into beasts are dead. period. Every single one of those floating creatures in vanaspati flying over the final area is someone who is dead. To argue no loss occurred is disingenuous at best, outright moronic at worst. The energy from meteion was released back into the universe to "eventually" sprout life across the universe sort of. not to specifically eitherys's aetherial sea.
                Stop being a fricking homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lines of dialogue in the game that explicitly mention a serpent that fricked up the aether currents creating the weakness points that meteion exploited is headcanon
                medication sweaty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lines of dialogue in the game that explicitly mention a serpent that fricked up the aether currents creating the weakness points that meteion exploited is headcanon
                lol is that in the French version or something?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tempered people are just those with a dose of Primal aether that get brainwashed. Sin Eaters and Voidsent have literally been transformed via an influx of light/dark either warping their very existence.
            Just look at the kid on the First who almost became a Sin Eater that Alisaie tried to cure, he's still totally fricked up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this means my WoL can become friends with Diabolos then yes please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we end up going the Void and actually killing Cloud of Darkness, I will be livid. Call me a nerd, but CoD has always been the one villain in FF that can never be truly defeated, and I want it to stay that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't think the CoD in the Void is even the real one. I think it's just like a super Darkwarden. Like the dark version of what WoL would have become if not for Ardbert.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She isn't the multiversal force, yeah, she's the tippy-top voidsent that's patterned after it.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick the elezen run animations are awful. I want my fanta back.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell me if my theory on Golbez being our 13th shard reflection is gonna be true?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Golbez is Vrtras "sister"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Golbez isn't his sister. Golbez's shadow dragon will be. It's like you've never played ff4.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Golbez being a woman
        SECONDARIES GET OUT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying dragons have a gender

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            SECONDARIES BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT. YOUR ODIOUS PRESCENCE UPSETS MY HUMORS.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is it bad that I immediately recognised it was Golbez from the gauntlet in the trailer?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is it like Elidibus where the model is mostly ripped from Dissidia NT?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Elidibus's model is nothing like the Dissidia WoL. It's completely original.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dissida WoL and ElidiWoL are completely different. You're probably thinking of Kefka and Exdeath literally just being the Dissidia models.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, right. Doesn't answer my question, though Golbez seems to be very much the same.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah, it's definitely a new model

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's more likely that Zeno's voidsent is out 13th reflection shard I'd say.

      You'd think eating the first would have been a better idea, all the light might have been a good thing

      They likely can't get there very easily. The worlds are arranged in a sort of ring and only the directly adjacent ones are really accessible to each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Zenos' reaper spirit. We have no reason to have visions of it otherwise. Something similar happens when we first arrival on the First with Ardbert.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Voidsents are nowhere as bad as sin eaters, the halloween ones are nice guys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, the Halloween Voidsent are kidnapping people for food under the guise of letting them enjoy fun and games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, could be worse
        The clowns don't speak for all of them though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The rest of them are literally trying to unleash an apocalyptic event. Sure it's implied they've misinterpreted their goal.. but still.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure this dude is also trying to like steal peoples souls or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We literally have a job now where you're just a buddy cop movie duo with one. Hard confirm their not all absolute buttholes. Also, Mini-Succ is absolutely top tier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Anatomically Correct

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How many Wind-Up minions are like hard confirmed to just be sex toys in their lore description?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Urianger did things better left unspoken to the Moenbryda minion.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >with the end of EW, Y'shtola finally gets an arc
    So uh, does this mean she's getting kicked out of the team soon, like Lyse?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her arc is inherently about adventuring around, we're stuck with her forever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, once she gets to the first we'll never see her again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alphinaud got an arc, guess he's out of the scions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly, but only if YoshiP has finally allowed it.

      Alphinaud got an arc, guess he's out of the scions

      Obviously that idea only applies to female characters who look like females.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Femhroth
    soon...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entirety of Bozja owes me sex for earning Sword of the South pre-Flare Star.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they figure out how to turn Voidsent back into people I'm done. They straight up established that once a persons physical form has been changed by a heavy infusion of a certain elements, that it's irreversible.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Lahabrea more of a dad to Elidibus than his own baby boy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there are people who think old man Lahabrea will be the same Lahabrea that we know

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fr fr remember us senpai no cap
    remember that we was straight bussin' on zod

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >on zod
      that actually got me to smile frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Delete this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the scheming masterminds of eternal darkness completely fall the frick apart the minute a single autist of Light decides enough is enough and comes after their clown asses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *unsheaths katana*
          Your move, ascian.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            EMET HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I legit fricking love that the Ascians were, in the end, almost entirely made of pencil-pushers and clerks, and the only one among them that was worth a pinch of shit in a fight was Hades

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And Azem. Azem was a special kind of battle autist who punched fire creations to save the grapes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >to save the grapes
              Remember us. Remember that we once lived.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally Gold Source engine tier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Azem wasn't an Ascian

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you want to be autistic about what an "ascian" is sure. but he was an ancient, and furthermore a convocation member. "Azem" is the fricking title of the fourteenth seat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the fourteenth seat also told them all to kill themselves if they wanted to summon a super-god to solve everything
                AND THEN THEY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADGHOSTS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the fourteenth seat actually just said "laters" and dipped to go do his own thing because thats exactly what a WoL would do when stifled by bureaucracy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Ascians were specifically Ancients that survived the Sundering and those they reawakened in the shards. It's not synonymous with Ancient or Member of the Convocation of Fourteen/Thirteen.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Azem did it to save the people but gave the grapes as an excuse because the convocation had a no interference policy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                isn't Azem's whole job to interfere

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Azem is mostly a PR figure but Venat and Azem both liked to frick with people and overstep Convocation bounds. Azem got in trouble a lot for interfering.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like the other anon said their job is to be like the link between the convocation and the normal people but Venat and Azem would just wander around adventuring and making friends and helping people because that's just who they were/are. The WoL can't help but butt into other people's business and that's the same way Azem was.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read that reddit page some more and this dude was right kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie's clearly a veteran of internet argument autism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Offer up your prayers to mommy goddess anons, she is willing to listen and give divine blessings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I pray that all the porn mods for this game break and coomers will have to "walk" to a porn site instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather worship Garuda than this ugly lanky b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why has no one taken these models and done SFM / Blender shit with them? All of the animated FFXIV stuff is low effort shit and most of it has no sound.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it could actually work, Meteion might actually die of laughter if she could see this.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatver was her the deal with the hear, feel, touch, think stuff?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HEAR
      THE SONG OF CREATION'S END
      FEEL
      THE SORROW AT HOPE'S DEMISE
      THINK
      AND FIND YOUR WAY IN THE DARKNESS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hydaelyn was constantly calling out to people with the Echo to try to awaken them to becoming Warriors of Light with that message. It's basically encouraging them to use their powers for good. To be thoughtful of others and their own actions, and so on. In her actual fight it's revealed more as
      >Hear the song of creation's end
      >Feel the sorrow at hope's demise
      >Think, and find your way in the darkness
      To basically be her inspiration to feel the suffering of life and the misery Meteion is trying to lay upon you and not only endure it, but burn it as fuel to stand defiantly and fight for life. Basically, understand that life is suffering but find purpose in it regardless.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Azem also disagreed with Venat about summoning Hydaelyn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe but we don't actually know what the frick was going on with Azem. For all we know they took off after getting an invite to join Smash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is Azem somehow knew what was going to happen and was fine with letting it because ultimately it would be the best course of action.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          clearly azem knew something because he informed elidibus about us appearing to him in elpis in some weird as cryptic nonsense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please look forward to it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >plotholes left after Endwalker had to be answered via a fricking q&a
          Thanks, YoshiP.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >plotholes
            >several "who cares" questions

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >how Emet, Elidibus and Lahabrea survived the sundering
              >a who cares question
              t. Cutscene skipper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "the rift, that place they always frick off to, especially after they've been killed without white auracite" being the answer is yes indeed a who cares question

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the off the rails rant we'd get from Barry and co if the XIV WoL was in Smash

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he'd finally kill himself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that scene showed Venat and 12 other ancients were the ones to summon Hydaelyn
      >cutscene in EW shows Venat summoned Hydaelyn by herself
      Was this a retcon, Hydaelyn lying to us yet again, or what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Elpis cutscene wasn't literal. It was an abridged series of events.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How convenient that it was the only time in all of FFXIV that there was an abridged scene showing what didn't actually happen. It gives morons a perfect crutch to call back to when cornered but to immediately step away from with "It's not literal :)" when pushed on it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was abridged for the sake of drama. We already know it didn't happen that way from the video we saw at the bottom of Anamnesis, from the shade of Hythlodaeus, and from the Tales of the Shadows that describes Elidibus descending from Zodiark. The way Hythlo walks down the street and then 30 seconds later Zodiark is already summoned should tell you that it wasn't meant to be literal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nevermind the way the cutscene itself plays out, Venat is framed as an outsider to everything going on until WALK homie. That one claiming it was completely literal is trying waaaaay too hard to be stupid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It was abridged for the sake of drama.
              Maybe, just maybe, if you need an abridged scene for the sake of drama in a story that for the past 8 years managed to deliver it without falling back on middleschooler play metaphors, just maybe the scene you are writing is pure garbage and should be trashed.
              The entire "Dude Answers, remember? From the 1.0 shutdown?" scene could simply not exist and Endwalker would be a better game and a better story as a result.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it was a great scene. The opinions of brainlets who took it literally are irrelevant.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course a mouthbreather would claim that. It was tailor made for dipshits like you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tailor made for dipshits like you
                >has spent an entire reply-chain defending inability to understand a cutscene played in metaphor

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >His entire argument hinges on desperately pretending anyone who points out garbage storytelling actually just didn't get it
                I'd call you underage trash, but 10 year olds who acted this way grew up and continue being shitstains that do this unironically.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >entire argument is about how he totally got it and insisting it wasn't a metaphor
                >continuing it by crying immature
                everybody but me is a dumb stupid baby who actually didn't get it
                fricking angelica pickles defense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >immediately proves him right
                bro, I agree with you but shut up moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                prove him right on fricking what, he can say "anybody who says i didn't get it is a MANCHILD" all he wants but it's not going to change that he's pretending to not get it for the sake of having an internet fight

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that you went from arguing the point to crying like a b***h because he managed to push your buttons.
                Go back to arguing your point and discussing the game or shut your mouth you actual baby.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm sure "he" is completely right, "his" insult flinging is an argument, "he" is right about "his" non-argument, and "you" dropped the ball on changing your typing style halfway through your post

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay idiot, keep lashing out at everyone who responds to you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you are implying that guy was me, I have some bad news for you buddy moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >only pipes up again when accused of samegayging

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever cope helps you sleep tonight after I made you infight with your fellow moron.
                I'm certain you will find a way to metaphorically spin this as a win 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the same guy who was crying about samegayging by tagging random posts based solely on whether they used upper case i or not in the last thread?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Art doesn't have to be literal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            imagine getting upset you took a metaphor at face-value and it turned out you shouldn't have done that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hydaelyn lying to us yet again, or what?
        You fricking idiot. Hydaelyn didn't show us the conversation with her group.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Silly anon, no one here actually wants to talk about the story. These threads are and always have been about what feefees and what imaginary scenarios any particular scene made anons think of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to know more about Azem. I haven't done anything in 6.1 yet, so does it go into them at all? Does it setup stuff for 6.2 for Azem?

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Go through all of the game as male lala
    >It's fun but all armors look like shit
    >Finish Endwalker and finally use free Fanta to male Viera
    >Armors finaly look cool but now I'm a boring, stoic rabbit
    Really tempted to fanta back to lala. I liked the underdog feel of being so small and they make better facial expressions. However:
    >$10 for a single fanta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >male Viera
      Out of all the male races you chose the gaygiest one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick you say frickboy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is literally impossible to make a male viera that doesn't look like a fuqboi, and the fact that you choose that of all races means you chose them for that purpose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            factually untrue you're just shit at character design.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              post one that doesn't look like a frickboy then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                define what a frickboy is first so you cant shift goalposts after I do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a boy i want to frick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So then why even make a male viera? That's literally the reason they exist. If you didn't want to be a fuqboi you wouldn't have picked that race.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like being tall and they're the only other race besides a midlander face that can have a left eye scar.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nice fuccboi

            Is it even possible to make a non-fujo bait male viera?

            Anon... I
            That looks super fricking gay.

            Is it even possible to make a non-fujo bait male viera?

            You got those commendations by spreading your bussy, don't even try and lie.

            projecting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              At least change the haircut.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >proves everyone you responded to right

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Get lost on your way to the lesbian bar, dyke?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice fuccboi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it even possible to make a non-fujo bait male viera?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, they went out their way to make the most fujobaiting race possible, to the point that male Miqo players look straight as an arrow when put next to a male Viera player.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i am
            handsome miera
            not midget

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon... I
          That looks super fricking gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a disgrace to male viera.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Even fricking gayer, your people are a rainbow blight you fruity gay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >shitting on people but is too cowardly to post their own wol
              put up or shut up
              there is literally nothing wrong with the bozja coat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hit a nerve there you fricking homosexual?
                I wasn't even talking about the coat.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't hit a nerve anon. He who is in a glass house should not cast stones. Post your wol. Unless you're too scared.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this isn't /vg/, most of us aren't big enough homosexuals to characterpost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've never used /vg/ for xiv I wouldnt know. Good attempt to weasel your way out though. I accept your concession that you are a coward.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There you go fruit. Don't have a better SS on hand so deal with it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >shitting on anyone for being gay or a fujo when you have WHITE HAIR
                ahaha holy shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Making fun of white hair
                Gee homosexual most MEN don't dye their hair once they reach old age.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That dude looks the same age as thancred, and about as much fujo bait.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not making your hair white to match the Scions after channeling an entire world's worth of light aether through yourself to beat Hades
                N
                G
                M
                I

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not embracing the fujo bishi aesthetic
                this is what you meant to say, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based, I don't get the appeal of that style of masks though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Weird facial hair, but not bad
                Always like knight looks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You got those commendations by spreading your bussy, don't even try and lie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but I wasn't gonna be a fricking elf or cat boy, and I've tried making a hyur but it always looks even more boring than the viera. Au Ra feel too edgy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Au Ra feel too edgy
          Stop using the frickboy groomer face. Use the old man face and be a proud Mongolian warrior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the HW deluxe edition upgrade, so that you at least get some glam with your fanta

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't lose hats as a Miera

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did the Meteions avoid the sundering?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Sundering only happened on Eitherys, not on any other planets or dimensions.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Azem with a red mask
      n o t c a n o n

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All convocation members had red masks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          incorrect, Azem has a black mask

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That image is after he had abandoned the seat, all the other convocation members except for Emet saw him as a traitor.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, that scene is the Convocation welcoming Elidibus on board. Azem was still on the Convocation at that point because the grape episode happened after Elidibus was hired.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If that's the case, why do the minor Ascians all have black masks?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Was confirmed that red masks are convocation members and black masks are just henchmen.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they were still mad at Azem so they gave their lackeys black masks or something, who knows

              we know regular Ancients wear white masks, Azem is the only Ancient shown to be wearing a black mask

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Azem with a red mask
      n o t c a n o n

      Azem being moronic enough to not even realize they have a familiar is on brand at least

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Better
    Bro that comic sucked. I'm not gonna pretend like she made some weird choices but she was still cared enough for humanity and the WoL to help them get to where they are now. Acting like she's somehow bad because she didn't plan for every out one is just moronic.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you mean you guys went to the moon
    >What do you mean you killed Zodiark
    >What do you mean you travelled to the edge of the universe to fight the personification of despair
    >What do you mean you all died, then came to life
    >What do you mean Zenos is dead
    >What do you mean that Estinien went with you, and not me
    I feel bad for Lyse, it's like she doesn't exist anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lyse is shit, everyone hated her and that's why they practically wrote her out of the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair 'everyone' hates just about every female character in the game because they have breasts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate the majority of female characters in this game because they're boring and underdeveloped as shit, not because they have breasts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was so happy when I didn't have to deal with Minfilia in HW.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This only happens because of fujodevs sidelining every female they can. Not that it matters since even females that had development like Ysayle get ignored and forgotten at best as compared to Haurchefant.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Haurchefant would've been your woman if he survived.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And yet they sideline Gaius completely in EW. Fujodevs, what are they good for.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gaius isn't a fuqboi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate all Ala Mhiggers so she can frick right out of the story.
      Except Raubahn. He's the only good one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I actually forgot that we left Lise behind. God damn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and no one at all lamented her departure forever

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is coffee good for you?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw haven't played since 1 month after savage release

    That's the problem with beating the living frick out of everything in XIV you're just sort of stuck waiting for expansions and X.3 and X.5 patches before you can come back to have enough stuff to do for a while. Least I got all my Aug Law's Order sets, that's probably still NEVER EVER tier shit for new players and people who didn't pick it up in ShB. Procrastination isn't your broski.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the unfortunate fact about XIV, there's zero MMO elements and thus there's no incentive to do things more than once
      Great for people who like to play once a week, less great for people who actually thought they were playing an MMORPG with a progression system

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >loved crystal mom since the ARR opening cutscene
    >finally meet her current self
    >she dies
    >the only one who cares in-universe is Alisae
    Felt like getting punched in the gut bros

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played the whole storyline as a dopey looking femroe
    now that just how I think WoL is supposed to look

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO SHE HAS TO BE LE HECKIN EVIL SHE JUST IS ITS SO HECKIN SUBVERSIVE LIKE MUH MARVEL MOVIES!!!!

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So when do I get to go impregnate that island full of Hawaiian potatoes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7.0 trust the plan

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly feel like ffxiv main story would have been a masterpiece if it had just ended with shadowbringers. The details of the mystery didn't need to be explained. Everything in my head about what happened was more interesting than what was revealed. The ancient people were cooler when they spoke in a spooky language and all you saw was their masks.

    Their civilization fell for mysterious reasons and one man and a few of his friends were so twisted by it that they were willing to do anything to bring them back and became sympathetic villains. Everything I learned about them in EW just made them less majestic and interesting. The hades fight was the ultimate end fight and blows away meteon. I was emotionally shaken multiple times in shadowbringers but EW was just an ok ride with some interesting scenes but I felt so much less.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. I've always said that it should have ended at 5.3. Elidibus, the heart of Zodiark, the first Warrior of Light, as the final boss.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure the guys that made shadowbringers would agree with that
      but they still got to continue work, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretend nothing after 5.3 is canon and the game ends right before the "Meanwhile at the Garlemald Imperial Palace" and FFXIV becomes the single best Final Fantasy game.
      Yet again this game is ruined by the fact that its an MMO and not a proper jRPG.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The hades fight was the ultimate end fight and blows away meteon
      I feel the same. It was more personal than fighting asspull bird

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    choosing a race that can even stand up straight is clown shit

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't start a crystal bloodline with MommyDaelyn
    I guess WoL is a giant homosexual and with severe autism

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Minfilia
    is she still a dead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She died for good in Shadowbringers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. She's even in the Aetherial Sea

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a scheming potato israelite and you can't stop me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grrr.......bratty israelite.........plap correction needed......

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Moon homie wanted to bang Venat, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here was Venat's actual plan
    >I met a hot manlet from the future
    >I will murder my people for this heroic hot manlet he will save the day
    Simple as. She wouldn't have done anything if you didnt go back in time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >manlet
      >Not playing a Roe
      Sucks to be you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never split venat in half with your 2 foot penis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never split venat in half with your 2 foot penis

        She's still taller in comparison.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but my wiener is huge

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hers is bigger.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's small in ancient standards.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To guys like Emet, it's still just like 1/13th of a wiener
            in fact, he doesn't even consider it to truly be a penis

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Beg pardon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He thinks his height in Elpis is normal

            Did you fricking skip cutscenes you manlet?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That was a joke about Roes being big they did the same thing with lalas being tiny.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Elpis isnt their original bodies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            stop skipping cutscenes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but as a chad instead of a manlet and you fricked before going back to the future.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What?
    >Aaaaaaargh!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does anybody have that image of the three unsundered's final words next to each other?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Elidibus's line was wholly invented for the localization

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im glad endsinger filered gays

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >at least 10 more years of these threads

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this homosexual ass rabbit just wanted to post his ugly 5 head same face character im tired of this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least he waited until after bump limit instead of dumping his same 20 pics like that manbreasts homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post something better then troon.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still haven't played Endwalker cuz this happened at launch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you.
      Keep it that way.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I was thinking the other day, us subsuming Ardbert probably has much further reaching consequences for our character than they let on. Us being able to basically channel him at will speaks to basically his entire being fusing with ours, meaning that all of his memories and experiences and shit are pretty much ours now too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not really we just diet rejoined with him. he took a spot on the couch next to fray, the voidsent, the guy who gives us tbn, and whatever other tulpas we have in there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No more than Ryne absorbing Minfilia magically face gave her the latters memories and experiences ie. not at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Different circumstances seeing as how Minfillia made her way back into the Source's Lifestream.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ardbert also passed on with his mates at the end of ShB anon. And don't give me that moronic "it was just symbolic!" crap.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ardbert spoke in 5.3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wasnt that cutscene 5.0? he actively talked to us during 5.3. I may be wrong here I'm having trouble remembering.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            WoL channels him after that though

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dont care about bis
    >beat savage and ultimate once just for the experience
    >playing comfy JRPGS as i wait for the next patch no stress

    its nice

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thinken about ryne..

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Alisaie so perfect lads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her brother is better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's alphinaud in the picture

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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