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Any idea how the drought is going to be filled between now and dawntrail.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post lalafells

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand I want to learn to use reshade and mods
      On the other hand I don't want to have to worm my way into a secret club that's probably made by feds just to get mods for lalafells

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you really want nude shit like mine and the others posted here? why not just stick with vanilla, it can also be hot. all this if you're so afraid of the feds. good thing im not in NA

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't particularly want your nudes, I just want to offload some of my imaginings to the model since I'm usually tired once I get home from work. I am also not NA.
          I can stick with vanilla and just imagine the dense foliage of my character I suppose.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's what i mean, you dont need these mods at all, like the other anon said, it's a hassle to get through it and you can just stick with vanilla, or check out twitter to actually get off from lala shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's really not that much impressive stuff on the Lalafell site, but I'm willing to upload anything you might want. I hate these Black folk hoarding their mods behind a questionnaire and blackmail.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They got any good ones that are cute like vanilla potato, or just lumpy cloves of garlic?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            EveHD and Shapely are both nice and have multiple breast sizes. This is one of the Shapely sizes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lalafell site
          link?
          all I was aware of was the google drives in the trash thread

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            mods dot tatermoon dot moe, but it's invite only and you have to message some gay on discord then wait for two days for them to get back to you and then get vetted with a questionnaire and supply blackmail material by sending a lewd Lalafell picture, which is why I say frick them. I got access so I could just post stuff here.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The shit they have there is pretty meidiocre and mostly leaked on /trash/ anyway.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's really not impressive. Most of it is this guy making gay mods.

                ah, damn
                do you have a repository of their stuff then?

                No, that's a little too much effort for me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                fug
                anything with big tiddies and physics, or are they all actually the pedos people claim they are?
                the only mods I'm aware of that have physics are all "BBB" so and so

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shapely has IVCS support but I don't know how big the breasts get. EveHD has some big titty options but I don't think there's IVCS.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                like abnormally huge or venus-like proportions

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                eh, honestly I'll take anything that can move and isn't literally just nipples, and anything big for variety

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                also a preference for things that actually look like clothes, I actually like to play the game as opposed to sitting around and making goblin porn

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah, damn
              do you have a repository of their stuff then?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              at first, im too gullible when im trying to get in there. i didnt know the pic was supposed to be blackmail material right until my friend that let me knew about the discord told me. he just said either take some random lewd from twitter or get someone to make a random lewd of some random lala, which i took the later. it's better if the fake picture is the opposite gender. maybe some anons here can "borrow" some mods there and post it here. the discord has a bunch of trannies anyway so frick the owners.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >invite only
              >via discord
              >can't even see what's in there to determine if the hassle is worth it
              at that point I'd be better off learning to make my own mods

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you have a very distanded vegana gaping hole texture or could you point me towards a likely place to find it? I know it exists i've seen it. It's a massive gaping vegana.
              I greatly respect your mod thievery, i have liberated some mods myself. Let's make mods free again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      helo

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some shitty random v-tuber in my youtube
    >she's playing ffxiv for that stream
    >doing the shitty pandaemoniun raid on normal
    >10k watching
    How do you see that shit? normal you literally can do whatever and you'll clear.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about savage or savage raiding or savage raiders, you autistic homosexual. Go sit in Limsa with your shitty npc pastel colored modern glamour. Your existence has no value.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >says normal
        >THOSE FRICKING SAVAGE RAIDERS DIE DIE DIE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Show us on the doll where the raid group touched you when they kicked you out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's going through the normals to unlock the savages. She just cleared P9S tonight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This made me wonder, why do people watch streamers play XIV? I'm a vtuber and I like the game but watching someone do the story would be a snooze.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Le epic reactionerino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You might think its boring but that's where the audience is. The XIV streams that I see get big numbers are either ultimates or peoples first time doing the msq. MSQ streams can pull crazy huge numbers but as soon as that person gets caught up their numbers fall off a cliff.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          XIV players don't actually like the game but they like feeling like part of some big social movement which is why they acted like complete homosexuals trying to lure blizzdrones over with the "omg our community is so nice and welcoming and wholesome please play the game with us!!!!" They watch streamers because they want to see streamer cry when Emet dies just like they did, it's like a cult meeting where a mass of thousands validate each other by repeating the expected reactions over and over. As soon as the streamer is done with the story they all vanish.

          I can't imagine there would be any interest in watching someone who has already played through the story then, huh? I feel like going to fanfest really opened my eyes that the game is designed for a different playerbase than I belong to now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        XIV players don't actually like the game but they like feeling like part of some big social movement which is why they acted like complete homosexuals trying to lure blizzdrones over with the "omg our community is so nice and welcoming and wholesome please play the game with us!!!!" They watch streamers because they want to see streamer cry when Emet dies just like they did, it's like a cult meeting where a mass of thousands validate each other by repeating the expected reactions over and over. As soon as the streamer is done with the story they all vanish.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        link?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did P9S, it was pretty funny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people watching v-tubers/e-celebs playing the same game they play isn't weird
      >what's weird it's that they watch said v-tuber/e-celeb doing normal raids

      my sides...

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free content and engagement, like half the Hoe-girlve crew plays XIV off-stream.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pint is a holochad
      can't stop winning

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks nothing like his gnome/lala. wtf

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he meant pint is chatting in that vtubers channel, you can see it in there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks nothing like his gnome/lala. wtf

        he meant pint is chatting in that vtubers channel, you can see it in there

        >another eceleb is joining
        what server do I avoid?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie pint's been playing for years now

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Any idea how the drought is going to be filled between now and dawntrail.
    Mostly by doing old content.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally I'm playing through the msq on an alt, waiting for final steps of faith right now
    noticing a lot of stuff I either missed the first time or forgot over the years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      also noticing a lot of times when your headgear is taken off for a cutscene, pretty sure they stopped doing that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved cutscenes with my lalafell in my full paladin armor. The camera cuts to your character presumably making a facial expression, but it would just be a still, stoic knight looking motherfricker. Might even be asleep under there, who knows.
        Might have been different btw, because I wasn't wearing headgear typically, it was that heavy armor that includes the head covering in the body piece.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        also I'm glad they finally added exp to post expansion quests, but why a flat 5000 when the expansion proper's quests were giving ten times that?
        my only guess is to try and keep you roughly on level and not entirely blow past the next expansion's level cap, but those same quests really level you quickly even if you don't do roulettes

        I loved cutscenes with my lalafell in my full paladin armor. The camera cuts to your character presumably making a facial expression, but it would just be a still, stoic knight looking motherfricker. Might even be asleep under there, who knows.
        Might have been different btw, because I wasn't wearing headgear typically, it was that heavy armor that includes the head covering in the body piece.

        my lala wears a mask all the time so its always a little surprising to see it suddenly gone every once in a while

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This your first end of expac?
    I hope you don't have a house.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 2 large houses on most populated world on my DC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      End of expec are months, not a whole fricking year, damn even ShadowBlack folk with covid was better and delivered except one stupid ultimate

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see plenty of tiddy modded screenshots of xiv chars
    but never any with impressive areolas
    do all tiddy modders simply have basic b***h taste

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yugiri

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Krile

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doktor, turn off my damage inhibitors.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the frick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scholars dot spread's radius is enormous now. So you can dot a bajillion players if you get it in a crowd. Even higher if you activate their 50% up on the dot ability.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's the amount he did
          My peak damage is only about half as much as that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie mains hitler

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only play SCH in frontlines to see that number go up. Don't even care if my team is winning.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice warcrimes, fellow SCH bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I play frontlines now, always going for SCH high scores. I've never broken 10 mil but I did hit the mid 9m range on an onsal game where we fought over mid for the entire round.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a gay posting his SCH damage and someone compared the match time to his damage and it was impossible looks like this gay figured out to hide it

      SCH can do a shit load of damage, but if this gay is using xivalexander or any other speed hack it’s not intentional

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >figured out to hide it
        Well it's not nearly as fun talking about big dick damage when it's actually pretty low damage per second. 7.7 million damage over a 19 minute fight is only about 6700 damage per second, which is mediocre on SCH.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is your chocobo's name?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pancake for my main
      Souffle for my alt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Setanta

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carue. Which is funny cause I came in here to post about this mention of One Piece Yoshi-P did at the start of the new year. Now with Dawntrail and possible Corsair, it makes sense.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I wasn't a fricking idiot and actually uploaded the stupid image, then I wouldn't be a fricking idiot. Frick.
        30 seconds until I can post again.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I wasn't a fricking idiot and actually uploaded the stupid image, then I wouldn't be a fricking idiot. Frick.
        30 seconds until I can post again.

        idk why but this makes me excited for corsair or whatever the pirate job is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dynablade

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slow Dancer. Has been since 2.X, but with the part 7 adaptation being inevitably around the corner it will no longer be cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same name and around the same time

        Always glad to spot another part 7 chad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bardbert

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My companion is Ringabel and my perfect-breeding racer is Phoenix Rice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lavitz

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLOODCRUSHER

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TransRights

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocobro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rust.
      He's a red Chocobo, and also a good boi rank 20.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kwail'n'kwill

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zenos

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buraq

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      muhburd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darkholme

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just wiped twice vs ultima weapon in MSQ roulette in a group with 3 sprouts
    I hope to god those were bots, jesus fricking christ.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NA sister ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the full sprout experience. cherish it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      returners are much worse than sprouts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone that has the mentor crown is guaranteed to be the worst person in the group

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey! Thats me!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      boobafell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kissies on you mwah mwah mmmmm kissies

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my giraffes at?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All races have the long neck.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recruiting. Transfer to Excalibur.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >excalibur

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll most likely have all my classes to 90 (and BLU to 80) by November. The main thing I've been doing in my free time is Treasure Maps, but once I've had my fill of that, it's going to be rough. I never finished the entirety of the Deep Dungeons, I'll probably either do that or play other games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have any experienced tank friends, snag them
      A good tank is what makes a clean and comfy DD run to 100 or 200

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pregnant lalafells!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very tempted to get that mod, maybe if it worked with outfits and/or I could figure out a mod killswitch to make sure I could prevent my mates seeing my mods

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I SAID PREGNANT NOT FAT

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Any idea how the drought is going to be filled between now and dawntrail.
    you will afk dance in limsa. you will /lean on walls in housing districts

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post wifedaelyn

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    sooner or later I'll make friends on this game

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people caught covid at gayfest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????
      That's what the vaccines were for though????

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the vaccines do not prevent the spread of covid.

        isnt that great?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ???????

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The vaccines indirectly prevent the spread of covid by making those that could've contracted covid NOT sneeze and cough on people that can contract it.

          Haven't you guys played Pandemic 2 when you were younger ?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can accomplish that with nyquil

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The goalpost for the vaccine seems to move further and further every day, I swear. I got two jabs and I was constantly coughing and sneezing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The guy in my static who went is coughing his lungs out in voice chat as we speak, double vaxxed as well.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                someone who went in my static was too and they sounded like death today kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                someone who went in my static was too and they sounded like death today kek

                Congested servers are finally going to open up

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    will I get a chubby unshaven female gf if I play this game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Shoulda went to fanfest however, they were everywhere

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn
        So go to next year's fanfest and wear a sandwich board saying "looking for gf with pubes"

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there dense pube mods for lalafels and other races? I alternate between my original femlala and my cross-dressing Viera breeding stud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shortstack lala body mod has bush and hairy pit options.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I use it without hyper inflating the breasts and thighs to parody levels?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yno

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess I won't even bother asking for the link to it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              too bad
              https://thespudfarmer.gumroad.com/

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use shapely HD then.

                I will investigate.
                How does Shapely HD and these mods even work, are they like complete item overhauls for every torso in the game, or does putting on a shirt break the body back to base

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or does putting on a shirt break the body back to base
                It's this, you need to get an version of the shirt modded for the body

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The latter, gear needs to specifically be remodeled to fit the new body shape, FFXIV loads gear as a full torso model that's then swapped out with other parts or has flags set to not collide with longer gear pieces (hence some gloves or sleeves will vanish depending on your torso or hand item)

                Most of these bodies come with at least a few popular gear pieces + smallclothes (nude) and Emperor's New naked "gear" but for the most part it'll be ports of gear to the body shape done by individuals and the body creator

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or does putting on a shirt break the body back to base
                It's this, you need to get an version of the shirt modded for the body

                damn, put on a not ministry approved skirt and my girls pubes'd fly off
                how depressing

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Use shapely HD then.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whens the next major update

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      October-November iirc

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      early october

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      6.5 is early October.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      6.5 is early October.

      >major update
      >6.5
      >when it only has the MSQ you will do once and the alliance raid
      lmao, even 6.45 had more content.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't. Do your blue mage log.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is ready for super sentai?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >suit is one piece
      into the trash it goes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a one-piece suit
        Get the frick outta here.
        They're not that... Lazy...
        Frick.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, no, it's not a one piece. the body is, and the helmet is a separate piece

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will be super sentai as I use it to craft shit with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be better if the suit was different pieces

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What job is Nero? Shits bussin fr fr

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Closest approximation is Warrior

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Engineer, Cid in FFIV used hammers and it fits

        Screw Corsair.
        Screw pictomage
        Gimmie Rocket Hammer

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pick up WAR and the sentai set from the August 10th event, then get a Dwarven Mythril hammer

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is that picture from?
          I can see it looks like one of those towers, but can't recall fighting that thing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Role quest finale, after doing all roles

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks.
              Done that but memory failed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mainly remember it for Fourchenault doing a Sage-specific teleport version of Rescue and a Sage version of Passage of Arms

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engineer, Cid in FFIV used hammers and it fits

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we could have a proper engineer class instead of the call of duty shit MCH is
        >we could have had a proper bard instead of the bowtard shit BRD is
        Why is the only MMO that is still alive with a good engineer class gw2? Even then, they're killing it. You're shoehorned into Scrapper or Mechanist and a moron could play those. Frick it, why is every MMO dumbing down classes, killing class identity and balancing purely around raidslop? Frick sake, where did having fun go?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am just playing single player shit right now because MMOs quite literally have been turning to garbage for a while now. It's definitely not just you feeling this way anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just gotta hold out a bit, all the games I want to play are coming out at the end of this year or next year. Hoping the AST rework is a step in the right direction and SE makes at least some of the classes a little more complex.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Choke on cat shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merlwyb's merlwybs.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Graha
    Yay or nay?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mentor player
    >They die to every boss
    Like usual.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >static is still stuck on phase one of p12s
    guy please save me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fault is not yours. Its this wretched world. It can only be fixed by a God's hands...YOUR HANDS!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I'm not really bothered by that? We're working on limit cut and getting through variation hell in general.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My static just spent two hours wiping in P10S for whatever reason. We've cleared it multiple times so I ahve no idea what the frick was going on tonight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude same, my static was stuck wiping on P12S Part 2 for over an hour tonight. I think it's because everyone wanted to play ballsack gate 3

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true this game isn't an actual MMO?

    I've heard the only multiplayer aspect is doing dungeons and seeing people in towns, but the focus on the game is the single-player story.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trusting Ganker on literally anything
      moron
      genuine moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      whatever the frick "MMO" means at this point is completely up to user interpretation, some people would say monster hunter counts as an MMO and some people would say only everquest and MUDs count as MMOs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. Some "mmos" like Black Desert don't even give you that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Its a hub based RPG.
      You can group up for dungeons and raids, but otherwise you won't ever have a reason to interact with others aside from socializing. (you must be a troony/gay or a woman to socialize in FFXIV)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      xiv is an mmorpg for people who hate mmorpgs, a singleplayer visual novel with co-op and chat room elements. i can't imagine a worse purgatory than someone actually playing every single day of 2023 joining the hundredth party finder for the same 4 bosses in square arenas or aimlessly running past hordes of face 1 suncats with ponytails and ultimate weapon glamors in limsa.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, if you focus the story you only have to interact with other people for 8mans and crystal tower.
      The story duties are still single player instances which make it annoying if you're trying to play through with a friend and have to disband and rejoin parties every few quests.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might as well not be since you rarely see other players unless you're in a major town, most of them being in Limsa or Ul'dah. Outside of that, there's always a gathering of end-game players that just sit in the latest region.

      That being said, it's just as much of an MMO as WoW, RuneScape, or FFXI. It's not a "town hub with individual instances" like Guild Wars 1, if that's your concern.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        might as well be, though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is PSO2 an MMO?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Much more than xiv.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many fricking times are you going to post this exact string of text on Ganker

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you find a single instance of that text in the archive?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a troony simulator

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they still gonna add the second half of Dynamis despite it being woefully underpopulated?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably about 4 months before expansion release

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and they'll close all 3 other DC to force people to it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Dynamis worse off than Materia? I'm glad to have good point but I swear all the other aussies just stayed in NA or JP which sucks for evening queues.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hoping to use the drought to get UCOB, UWU, TOP, and both criterion dungeons completed. Oh and Eureka Orthos for the tiger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TOP
      Good luck, you'll need it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna end up in a mental asylum before you PF clear TOP

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who does relevant Ultimates in PF is unhinged and I don't trust them.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teases you and calls you a lightweight at the tavern

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to need an artist source immediately.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/BrachyFfxiv/status/1610027195908456464

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks m8

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the drought
    for me it's not paying my sub until the expansion

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well Yoshit-piss hoped to fill it with FF16 but you saw how that went

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does one become a FFXIV streamer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have already been a WoW streamer and move over as part of your grift

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My temp. static hit 8 weeks of reclears and now we're done
    It's kinda just hitting me now, I hate PF

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come into my large arms and let me comfort you

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate a Lalafell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Plainsfolk lalafell, I want to marry a Sea Wolf roegadyn (female).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn make a lalafell moan like she's dying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to impregnate a Lalafell

        >you will never frick a pregnant lala until they climax so hard they go catatonic temporarily
        life is unceasing anguish

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn pull out at the very edge and run yourself up and through a pregnant lalafell's lips, across her clit, nuts mashing into the entrance of her vegana, and unload across her belly, chest and hips at full force
          I seem to have done something to myself writing this and I should stop before I get myself banned.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being into pregnant chicks is considered a fetish
            Don't understand this that's just the basic biological imperative kicking in

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Moreso I got myself worked up and started writing full-on porn, anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying people consider that weird fetish stuff for whatever reason. I'm gonna blame israeli subversion of some kind.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pregnant women are beautiful.
              It's not a fetish. They're just beautiful. Life is growing inside of them.
              So when I see a woman getting an abortion, I want to fricking kill them for destroying the one thing that justifies their worthless existence as a gender.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would you ever want to do any of that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          anyone got the emet selch version of this pic?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey trannies and homosexuals.

    It is me again. Just dropping by to remind you that the trailer for your next expansion was nothing but a Brazilian ladyboy's wet fart, with horrendous music to boot.

    Since that diversity slop is more than a year away, may I suggest you migrate to a better game that is also receiving a better expansion as soon as later this month?

    That game is Guild Wars 2. Flee this sinking ship while there is still time!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no you don't you indian street shitter.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is reddit right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No
      It's Azem. The ring around the temple on the logo is supposed to remind you of the Azem symbol. Dawntrail is because you're following the sun, and Gilded Legacy in JP is because gold is the metal associated with the sun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its my shit. In dawnfail you will get to eat it

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is the GW2 shill legit or is it just shitposting? It's moronic either way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's legit. He comes to dab on our dead game every thread
      I am so tired of all the bullying

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm filling it with doing old content. I still have Every previous relic grind, working on glamours, leveling BLU, trying to get the necromancer title
    It helps that I can't play all the time though, it makes things last a lot longer.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your game is dying and kept alive by third worlders. The entire pvp scene is ruined by wintraders selling leaderboard potions and gatekeeping tournament rewards for good paypiggies. Anet actively supports them as long as they get a cut. Anet was talking shit about the players when they disagreed with the latest "balance" patch and had to go full damage control. It's easier to buy gems to get glamor for endgame then farm gold and play the game. It's a steaming pile of shit, an unwashed, paid shill indian like yourself should be very intimate with that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you expect anyone to read all that
      Ha
      Hahaha
      Lolol
      Eat my steamy logs and install GW2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dios mio... all of GW2's players, they're... they're coprophiliacs!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And no one will play your game, then Anet will cut your pay.

          I was told ff14 players are into eating shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >three posts later, still no argument
            I accept your concession.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And no one will play your game, then Anet will cut your pay.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        [...]

        You sure do seem to want Black folk to eat your shit anon, that's kinda frickin weird.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's an indian. What did you expect? They shit in the street, it's probably the only thing he gets to eat.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I was told ff14 players are into eating shit

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sound URL filename is broken.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*pomf*

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why ia everyone quitting 14 en masse for GW2
    I see so many xiv players in gw2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The disappointing fanfest showed everyone that Yoshida doesn't care about the game and it has no future...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should copy gw2 because he cant design anything on his own
        Hes dumb as hell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The disappointing fanfest showed everyone that Yoshida doesn't care about the game and it has no future...

      You do it for free

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I pay you to take your meds?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the link is broken in your picture, OP

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.guildwars2.com/en-gb/

    You know what you have to do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gw2 ugly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        trying too hard

        perhaps forcing things will make my GW2 posts interesting

        Go go go

        https://www.guildwars2.com/en-gb/

        You know what you have to do

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it looks like doodoo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      trying too hard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps forcing things will make my GW2 posts interesting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I indeed do, hopefully the useless janny does their job this time

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys enjoy Bijou's stream today?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      whomstve

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WARNING: I'M STREAMING
      Kill all ff14 streamers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I supposed to know which generic vtuber this is?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >generic

        You need to go back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you guys enjoy Bijou's stream today?

          I am trans by the way

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vt/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she cleared p9s in a single lockout
      did she get a full pf of people with ilvl 660

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see in the picture what the ilvl was set to.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just kidding she set the ilvl to 650.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand raids. So you just get a bunch of mechanics that you won't know what to do with the mechanic for awhile so you keep experimenting with the mechanic until you figure out what it does, or you just watch a video how to do everything cause if you try to learn the mechanics of the fight organically people will b***h and moan about you wasting everyones time cause they have to pay a sub fee?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's group puzzle solving mixed with a DPS check yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be worse. Now things pretty much share icons so that you know when to stack and when to avoid. Typically something new won't kill you on its own. So, you have time to figure it out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you just get a bunch of mechanics that you won't know what to do with the mechanic for awhile so you keep experimenting with the mechanic until you figure out what it does
      if you're in a blind prog party yes
      >just watch a video how to do everything cause if you try to learn the mechanics of the fight organically people will b***h and moan about you wasting everyones time cause they have to pay a sub fee
      if you're in a normal prog party yes

      normal prog is "I know the mechanics but I'm bad at them" blind prog is "figuring shit out", though admittedly a lot of the symbols and mechanics aren't new

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You take testosterone blockers and dance to yoships looney tunes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        settle down

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Real men put nice dresses on their cat girls and jerk off to the thought of being fricked by another man in the poophole

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's DDR with eight people and you all have to 100% the dance.
      There's literally no skill involved, just autistic repetition over the course of several dozen hours.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sweet, i love DDR

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By playing other games.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting my lala

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lalafell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      with how low the panties are if she was real I'd bet her clit would be above the fabric. I'm gonna give her thick pubes and a womb tattoo in my mind.
      9.5/10, hell yeah brother

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances i wont be able to play the next expansion for three months again because of 9000 people in que and narcissistic subhumans using rubberbands on controllers to not get logged out?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd expect some more robust AFK checks this time around

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eureka basically making a return in 7.0
    Feels good.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typing hrt in the search bar gets you to this thread
    WTF??

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok Ganker list me some good XIV twitter lewd creators, preferably NPC content I don't care for modbeasts.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 weeks and my static is still progging P12S phase 1
    do it for the axolotl
    do it for the axolotl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How to obtain a static

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blind or not?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mines the same with it being held back by two fricks who refuse to read guides or practice.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for healer, because I want to get into the role, but I'm not sure what to do? How is sch and sge because those two jobs look the most interesting to me as sch?

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I redo the Rhitahtyn fight, I want to see the kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NG+

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I just pick the fight specifically or do I have to go through the whole chain?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That specific chapter

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks homie

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will have copious amounts of sex, my lizzer will get fricked in every hole daily

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shading on this image sucks and I've always hated seeing it. The shadow between her legs looks like a cigarette burn.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noticed that roe get along well with viera players. Are there unspoken alliances between playerbases or gender/race pairs that seem more common?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vitriol between races only really happens on here
      No one particularly cares in game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is a lalafell street corner in blamung uldah. Weirdest shit in the world. Basically the quicksand and overflow is the tall humanoid races, and then there is the lalafell ghetto… usually with a skeevy looking hrothgar lurking around.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vitriol between races only really happens on here
      No one particularly cares in game

      This. There doesn’t seem to be any form of segregation or alliance between certain races, even in the lore (I think). The love (or hate) of a particular race is more of a focus of the players.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only bit of racial animus I see between the races is people shitting on Duskwoods and Moonies because they do a lot of poaching and general banditry in the Twelveswood.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vitriol between races only really happens on here
        No one particularly cares in game

        Thats just cute then. Nice to see people getting along and being together despite notable differences.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is p10s so goddamn hard
    Like p6s cant even compare to it, unironically I think some of the mechs are as hard as p8s
    Also is p11s piss easy? Ive heard people calling it e11s 2.0

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      P11S is simpler than 10, yeah
      It's just light/dark augmenting how you react to a mechanic
      There are 2 mechs that take a second to get the flow of down, Light and Dark & Letter of the Law

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rank the difficulty as:

      P12P2 > P10 >P12P1 > P11 > P9

      Proper difficulty scaling has never been a strong suit of this game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a body check after a body check after a body check after a...
      Even E10 was more fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      P11S is definitely a lot easier than P10S.
      And yes, it is E11S again, but with only two possible elements, and no cycles at the end.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the flower knows she's boring

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

        Krile!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Event repeats as is usual for the past 6 years.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    new kino for ultimate just dropped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still very confused as to what they might do for the SB MSQ ultimate.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully four lords.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was four lords but we all know it's gonna be Zenos > katanas add phase > Zenos with Resonance > Shinryu > Eyes add phase > Ilberd the Destroyer

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bollocks
      and my dick inverts so hard i can frick myself in the ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fitting considering that you're a homosexual

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalafells stink

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tempted to resub and progress the story while I've got the MMO itch
    >suddenly get flashbacks to how bad the gameplay and community are whenever I'm about to add crysta (only way to sub now my card detail's changed, thanks jap c**ts)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can just change your payment details?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't work, they'll just do infinite test transactions without ever actually verifying it, so I have to go through amazon pay
        Now alone on this either, squeenix sites are cancer

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Now
          Not, even

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could just buy pre-paid game cards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paying with crysta is the best because you can't forget and get charged another month and how can the community be bad when you can hide the chat and play through 99% of MSQ single player (in 2 months it will be 100% of MSQ)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paying with crysta is the best because you can't forget and get charged another month and how can the community be bad when you can hide the chat and play through 99% of MSQ single player (in 2 months it will be 100% of MSQ)

      >literally cannot even use crysta in my region
      >just add a card to buy 1 month then immediately remove it, then once sub runs out, add the card again then immediately remove

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >videos that aged badly.

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick lalas

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T MIND IF I DO
      PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the end goal yes

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I finish 5.5 content and have to wait 6 months

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what? Why?

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why am I seeing someone quickly entering and then exiting Heaven on High in the span of like 5 seconds ? Is there some kind of trick or something ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farming accursed hoard spawns with a cheat? Only thing I can think of

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe for high score runs. I've been out of the loop with DDs for a while but I remember in EO some people would reset if they don't get a gold chest in the first room.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't be filled, hence the content drought.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have zero friends in this game returning and it's impossible to make new one because they're very clique and passive-aggressive for no fricking reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Started in HW
      >Been in the same FC and do savage with the same group since then
      >Make some new friends with PVP
      >They slowly stop playing the game
      >Try to make some new friends with CC
      >They all stay extremely distant and talk behind your back constantly

      I think I'm just too old to make new friends now...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, making friends is kinda easy I feel, except when raiding. It's impossible to find people on my skill level, it's all bad players who take a full patch+ to clear savage or diehard autists who won't accept you with less than 95 parse average across multiple ultimates

        Yep. My old group of friends slowly stopped talking to me because I couldn't raid anymore due to IRL and wouldn't play the current FOTM game that the streamers were playing. Really bizarre behavior.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, making friends is kinda easy I feel, except when raiding. It's impossible to find people on my skill level, it's all bad players who take a full patch+ to clear savage or diehard autists who won't accept you with less than 95 parse average across multiple ultimates

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come to Excalibur!

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro what the frick are these proportions.
    I wish I could walk with you, you seem ultra based for the pregnancy mod and doing puuba but this ass hangs out more than anything I've seen. The proportionality is fricked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo why is my ridiculously proportioned coomermod ridiculously proportioned???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanted thicker hips, not to wipe out small villages when I turned, what the frick

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    trying scholar
    jesus christ i was comfortable with white mage until wall-to-walls at least, what is this shit

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did really badly in raids this week and my static spent 2 hours today wiping on Para2/SC1 so we barely got any P2 prog

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably all your fault too. I bet they're discussing replacing you. Why don't you leave already and save them the trouble?

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glamour bros how are we holding up? I don't want to get rid of slots for dawnbreak but I'll have to

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh FRICK there won't be enough plates for every job anymore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, there's 31 jobs in the game right now and only 20 plates

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who glamours their crafters?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody because there's not enough plates, that's kind of the point

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me. 13 of my slots are dedicated to crafters and gatherers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody glamours crafters and gatherers but there are just enough plates now for every combat job

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok can someone tell me why my elezen dude is getting a lot of tells this summer specifically? Did a streamer play elezen? Why is this happening.

        You'll get new ones, in 7.1 or something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh FRICK there won't be enough plates for every job anymore

      FRICK I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS

      i pity you shit eaters really

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well then what's your favorite thing to do in-game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what i mean is that cosmetics are one of the biggest parts of the game yet the system is severely limited

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still remember hearing about some fashion log and that they can't do it because of spaghetti code

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Koji sang Scream during the Primals concert

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was great.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will fill the drought. Just play other games until the next expac. WoW or Fire Emblem or Outer Worlds or fricking whatever, just go do something else for a year. Don't burn yourself out forcing yourself to play.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WoW
      >cancel on sub, pay for another
      I'd try it if it was f2p but no thanks...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        One suggestion of many, there's plenty of other shit to play for the next year. Don't burn out. I did in the weeks leading up to Endwalker and I still haven't really recovered, it's a b***h.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I took a break from ffxiv 2 weeks ago and I got Tales of Arise from a friend so I'm finishing this and then I'll move to Octopath Traveler. Not even in the mood to farm for the last gearpiece slot I'm missing and it's only 400 left lmao. I still haven't tried Jack's game tbh...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. 2023 is a very busy year with many big games coming out

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    zeros hat being evil would have been a better story development

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY THE HELL IS ZERO SO INCONSISTENT. ITS EITHER NO ONE COMMUNICATING ABOUT WRITING , BAD TRANSLATIONS, OR EVEN WORSE NO SUPERVISION.

      why have 2 different people/teams etc write different shit? why?!?!?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even just Zero. If you actually sit down and try to make sense of Golbez's actions during this entire arc, you realize none of it makes any sense at all. Think about what Golbez was doing. We now know he wanted to feed Azdaja to the Zodiark aether to instill it with the desire to return to the Source, right? So how does the rest of the shit he did even play into that? Zodiark had just died days or weeks prior, so manifesting a voidsent like that couldn't have been a long term plan. And what was it about the Alzdaal gate opening up that caught his attention and made him wake up, call his troops and tell them it's time to get to work, and then send Scarmiglione to eat shit there? He didn't know Vrtra was on the other side of that gate. Azdaja left the Source before Vrtra established a kingdom there. And why did he then send Rubicante and Cagnazzo to destroy the gate? What did that accomplish?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even really understand what he wants to do. Go to the source and die? Why are the Scions so opposed to this, just let them go there and commit sudoku if they want. Their world is a shithole anyway

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wants to blow a hole in the dimensional barrier so voidsent can cross over as they please and finally be able to die. Except doing so would unleash a massive wave of dark-aspected aether on the Source and potentially cause a rejoining. Plus not every voidsent wants to die, plenty of them would just start eating people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            All that dark aether can't be healthy for the Source

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It gets even better when you realize that Gobez's plan before us bring Vrtra through the gate was....nothing. He had no plan. He sent his minions out to try and kill us for absolutely no reason. His dialogue makes it clear that it was only when Vrtra came through, and Azdaja stirred, that he went with the whole "use dragon to awaken Zodiark" shiz.

          The only way this massive shit show of a side story could get any worse is if in 6.5 it's revealed that IT WAS ALL A CUNNING PLAN and Gobez actually was 2 moves ahead of us all along and knew we were going to bring Vrtra in so he was waiting for us on the moon and only said it was a spur of the moment thing to throw us off and that actually Rubicante and Cagnazzo dying on the Source caused their souls to rejoin the aether and be reborn as even more powerful minions that attack Thavnair and die easily again.

          I cannot wait for this absolute dogshit arc to be over. This has to take the crown as the worst part of the story, and I'm including the ARR Titan arc and Heavensward WHOOPS SULTANA NOT ACTUALLY DEAD LMAO arcs in that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This has to take the crown as the worst part of the story
            Yotsuyu patch story arc was worse.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not even close. SB patch series was great. You know it was about Gosetsu and not Yotsuyu right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was specifically talking about Yotsuyu though. The story thematically not being about her doesn't change the fact that some absolutely nonsensical bullshit happens with her.

                >yeah we have one of the world's best ninjas look after this moronic girl, whoops she escaped, whoops she escaped AGAIN

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                another anon made it better by suggesting hien had yugiri do it so she could get killed but banris not that good of a writer.xmgmm

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IS level 12
    >Go to island thinking I'll level it up
    >Look at the spreadsheet
    >Leave instance and go do something else
    What the frick were they thinking with this shit? I cannot believe anyone genuinely enjoys this

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.55 Big Fish will put Lancet jail to shame. Become a FSHchad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for three months of being trapped in Ultima Thule...
      >YOU'RE STIIIIILLL HERE

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meteion in the EN dub
    >reads every line like an edgy emo, constantly comes across as condescending brat
    >Meteion in the JP original
    >every line is full of emotion, sometimes she sounds like she's almost crying, feelings of despair and mourning
    Why do dubgays constantly try to trick people? The only english VA who does a stellar job is Zenos, everyone else acts much better in the JP version, Emet-Selch included.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dubgays are usually people who cannot recognize good acting in a movie or in theatre (as if they ever visited one) either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's a pretty big yet somewhat subtle point about how those in despair want to lash out and bring others down with them. The dynamis ghosts that formed into the Endsinger are seething that they're dead. Thancred brings it up in like the first hour of the expansion and you see the same theme play out with other characters like Amon, Xande, the Garleans, Hermes, etc.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the feeling of anger also comes across much better in the JP version. In the EN one she sounds emotionless (not to be confused with robotical, which also happens in the JP version).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also really liked Venat in JP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s incredibly moronic to choose a dub in a language you don’t speak.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not always. I think the voice acting in the new Zelda games is awful and immersion breaking so I put it in German so I can pretend they're all speaking Hyrulean.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played Danga v3 in JP because the EN dub was too painful to listen to

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The English script of this game makes no fricking sense.
    >The boy's just not buoyant.
    What? Boyant? What the frick does that even mean? He's not boyish because he looks like a girl? What? I shouldn't have to constantly google these archaic bullshit words.
    >Meanwhile, pic related
    Clear, concise, and honestly... pretty hilarious. Alphinaud can't swim! Everyone from all walks of life, including those without an English major, can understand it. Beautiful. How dare Koji continue to frick with the masterpiece that is the JP script?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was talking about the VA performances, not the localization of the script. Go dilate, you butthurt freak.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy seethe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What? Boyant? What the frick does that even mean? He's not boyish because he looks like a girl? What? I shouldn't have to constantly google these archaic bullshit words.
      buoyancy is a word used commonly in anything nautical or even basic ass swimming. i don't think basic English is your forte

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A classic, SB threads really were peak XI/v/.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this a bait?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally the thought process of JPonlies

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EN dub
    >half the cast sounds literally the exact same
    >JP dub
    >can identify every single character in the game by voice alone, even minor ones

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the exact opposite

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back and compare the scenes when you confront Meteoin before the final dungeon, with all the voices slightly overlapping and reciting memorable lines from earlier. I guarantee you that you will have a hard time identifying most of them by sound alone, whereas in japanese you don't even need to know what they say, the voices are just so distinct.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't need to compare, I remember it. And I identified every character immediately as I played through it the first time in English.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you've got potatoes in your ears, have had long spans of time in playing the game and forgot most of the characters, or somehow have an incapability of distinguishing british people.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go watch it in JP to see for myself
          >Ardbert and Haurchefant, the first two voices, sound identical
          lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Midgardsormr sounds like a basic tough guy character in every anime ever made

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sound identical
            Are you feeling okay, Gankerro?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skill issue, you don't even know English.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't think I'd like DNC
    >it's actually really fun

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dubgays at it again
    I don't agree with that anon that every performance is worse, but he's right that Meteion is just downright bad in EN.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JP Meteion sounds the same throughout
      >EN Meteion sounds different before and after despair, completely broken after defeating Endsinger and slowly regaining hope in her final scene
      Weebs are so pathetic, jesus christ.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the exact other way around.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not, you don't even understand English.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. thinks Marvel movies have good acting

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. thinks screaming = acting

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't know, I don't watch capeshit, but you seem to be an expert on them.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alisaie sounds like a 40-year old
    >Urianger's iconic melodic way of speech completely lost
    >Tataru is now 30 years old
    >that downright embarrassing performance of Yotsuyu once she loses her memories
    >everything Meteion
    Dubgays get the rope, as always.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Urianger's iconic melodic way of speech completely lost
      EN Urianger is the original THO because Koji wrote him for the 1.0 Seventh Umbral Era GM events. JP doesn't have his iconic (actually iconic and not cope iconic) faux-Shakespearian way of speaking.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Caring about voice acting in a videogame you play with BGM and Voices on 0
    wouldn't be me
    also frick Soken's shitty orchestral-like music

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some new pointless, maybe even time-gated, grind to obtain a hat/umbrella/picture frame/whatever else the limsa crowd needs.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is nn always like this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Variel Ambergold is right but NN is supposed to be for helping newbies and not a replacement for general chat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mentors just continued talking about relics, prae memes and you pull you tank shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not surprising because mentors are the dumbest gorilla Black folk in this game, none of them should be treating it like a general chat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nn is for sprouts. If a mentor wants to act like a Black person, they get kicked, there is 1000 more to take their place.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually moogle tomes last for 4 weeks, I wonder why the patch doesn't come until early October. Now I can't resub at the end of the summer event and finish MSQ on patch day in a one month sub.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they'll do a free login event

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I managed to find two brand new sprouts who both accepted my referal code and they haven't looked anything up before starting ff14 after quitting wow so I spend more time helping them and answering questions than anything else. The game is actually fun again.

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, what happened to Primal in the past months or so?

    PF suddenly fricking died, like you literally can't do savage or EX primals anymore in Primal PF, you're forced to DC travel to aether.

    It wasn't so dead before, but now it's goddamn critical.
    Even CC is dead, I had a 25min queue right now, I DC travel to aether and the queue is instant.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i will have to visit pr*mal to even play on the expansion launch
      GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primal is the most discord clique-y of all the servers and they basically dictated to everyone to move to aether for some gay reason. Regarding CC, aether was more dead than crystal with a 300 point floor for top 100 so I’m assuming some revival gays are trying to wintrade some alts to top 100

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC travel is fricking over all regions. In EU, Chaos PF is really slow compared to Light, and on the JP side, Mana has massive constant DC travel queues due to the amount of people congregating to it.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lmao so this is the final evolution of the GW2 pajeet*

    *TL note you can tell he’s Indian due to playing a cheap game and his obsession with feces

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      obnoxious c**t.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The expression she makes when that fruit lands in her hand just makes me want to punch my monitor, holy shit I hate Alisaie

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I'm just not going to subject my ears to the English dub when the Japanese voice actors are markedly superior. It's that simple.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF THE SEVEN HELLS TO THE VERY PINNACLE OF THE HEAVENS, THE WORLD SHALL TREMBLE
    >DENIZENS OF THE ABYSS, FROM INK OF BLACKEST NIGHT I SUMMON YOU
    >MISFORTUNE HANGS HEAVY ON THE PRIDEFUL, POOR COVER FOR WHEN THE HEAVENS FALL
    KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kino quotes
      >They're actually originally from other games

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Ultima incantation is from this game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Somehow I have a memory of seeing it at least partially in Tactics Ogre. Tried searching for it, but I can't find it. Maybe I just misremember it to the Ultima High Seraph line

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful video game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PC limitations, please buy a PS5 and FF16 as well. This is a promoted post. Thanks Yoshida

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL FREE US FROM THE WHEEL
    >Demolish your house

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who’s taking a break from raiding this tier I didn’t really realize how little there is to do that isn’t raiding. I’m not a housing guy, I’m not an island sanctuary guy, and I don’t find dungeons fun (they’re just too easy) and PvP is so unresponsive I find it borderline unplayable. Jobs are so boring and homogenous that most casual combat just puts me to sleep since I don’t have to pay attention to my rotation or heal kit. Aside from savage content and story, the rest of the game is either not my cup of tea or just so boring that it’s not worth it.
    If jobs were as fun as they’d been in the past, if we had an adventuring foray this expac, if criterion were midcore difficulty and rewarded gear (and if gear were even worth getting in the first place) or if there were some other profession system, id would say so. Unfortunately, for me, EW overall has been very weak.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay trancer but you do it for free

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My condolences.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do criterion, but I don't want to do Savage for gear first.
      I really don't understand why it's balanced around having Savage gear. It's not as difficult as Savage, so why do you need to do hard content in order to do easier content?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you COULD do it without savage gear IF everyone played absolutely perfectly, so that means you need to get Dalamud and all the plugins that effectively break the game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need any plugins to not play like a moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But you need plugins to carry your moronic teammates. This game's PVE is actually a disguised PVP mode where your team actively works against you and are more dangerous than the actual bossfight, that's why you need plugins. To help you herd the flock of morons so they don't kill you all whenever one of the 100's of bodychecks happen.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's impossible to get in any of the very few groups for criterion in 640 gear. I fricking hate gearing in this game anyway. I want to play multiple roles and jobs, but I'm always constricted because my number isn't high enough. Just fricking remove it all at this point

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just get the gear bro it's not hard, if you're not 650 or above on most of your jobs by now (660 on main) you should just give up and uninstall until the expansion because you're too shit to be having any fun.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I took a break in 6.3 because I didn't like the previous 2 Savage tiers or DSR so I didn't want to do TOP or the last Savage.
              All I do is PvP and DD because that shit doesn't care about gear. Need more content like that

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              bro i haven’t gotten a fricking shine/twine in like 11/9 weeks how the frick do you get 660 on your main with only books to get the augmentors

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro your p12 books?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                spent it all on the weapons and will continue to buy more weapons what do you mean

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a necessary evil. You need the annoying gear grind to keep people doing duty roulette for tomes otherwise queue times for new/leveling players would get out of control.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But they added trust for all that so at this point it literally doesn't matter. Anyway, the easiest way to unfrick the gearing would be to remove the weekly tomestone cap, the normal raid cap on gear pieces and when the new alliance raid goes live to also remove the weekly token cap (or increase it to 4-5 per week ffs, 1 per week is moronic), they can also either increase the weekly drops in savage or remove the loot restrictions.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Should do the wow thing and make the comedy cap increase every week so a new player at cap can farm it all in one go. Also add a discount if you're buying gear for an alt job and already have high ilvl for another armor type.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As someone who got kicked from his static
      Fixed that for you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      EW cut every corner possible, there's nothing for midcore besides mount farming EX, and that's only if you like those mounts.

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Scions split up and went their separate ways, why are they all in the trailer?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's a competition going on in the New World to determine the new ruler and because Tural has a relationship with Sharlayan they're all sending requests for Archons to help them win the throne. That's what Urianger and Thancred were talking about last patch. They're going to be working against us because they got hired by the other guy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They realized they want to keep the VAs across all regions and splitting up the scions ever will be a clusterfrick in that aspect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My little anon can't be this much of a dummy.

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to share a game with these "people"
    it's not fair, I just want my comfy ff game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh...?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in his "headcanon" he and Aymeric had two cross-breed children, but he doesn't know how to properly mod their spawn into the game himself, so he's looking for creative people to help pin down the details of the babies

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i want to do harder content
    >but i don't want to socialize
    >and i don't want to get gear
    >and i certainly don't want to do mechanics

    raiders are the most casual section of the playerbase. lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, I get super anxious around any extreme/savage content. Pretty much binge a few guides multiple times before I even go onto PF. Although based on my experience I think I'm doing more prep than most

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what, afraid you're going to mess up and waste everyone's time and they'll get mad at you and start bullying you?

        and then they make you wear the healer panties

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh, I just don't want to be the person responsible for ruining 7 other people's day. Based on some of the people I interact with though it doesn't seem like they share that same concern

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not responsible for ruining their day. If they don't want to play with randoms and potentially spend 3-5 pulls wiping before calling it they should find a static that plays to their standards.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick studying for optional boss fights. If I can't react to it I don't give care

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy ESL

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rather speak English badly than only know 1 language like peasant

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Choose one language to excel at. Make sure that language is English if you ever want to be considered intelligent.

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    RP is more hardcore. You can be banned from certain circles because of your name

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good
      >mfw some shitter expects me to just play along and kill my immersion when they walk up as a Miqo'te named E'bony Strawberry

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's more cringe, a c@boy with the last name Tia or being a hrothgar ever?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tia is the only acceptable surname for a male suncat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lalafell posters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hrothgar, always. Being a Tia is the only way a Seeker of the Sun can be an adventurer.

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that fricking Cid on the bottom right????

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah shit I meant Nero

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What color of semtai suit shpuld I do for healer?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pink

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would but the suit doesnt have a skirt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cum colored

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going green

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what other character wears glasses besides Nero and the bunnygirl?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have the forehead thing that the Garlean have tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah shit I meant Nero

      Look at his forehead dingus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wearing a full superhero suit during the hot summer heat on a beach

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why hes a hero

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why he's on fire duh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you think we call them heroes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No femlala will ever look at you like the bottom right one
      Kill me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No third eye, dummy

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw someone already wearing the suit back when P9-12 just released. Is it old?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You probably had mare on and were in their syncshell since the Suit isn't released yet.

      Or you saw the GARO ones.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I had taken a screenshot as proof. It was green. No mods

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can dye the garo one too so maybe?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it was that suit in

            Is that fricking Cid on the bottom right????

            I remember because it had the same helmet and design. Figured it was game dev or something. Really kicking myself for not screenshotting it.

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