After getting such a huge homage in the hit video game Baldur's Gate 3, is it safe to say that Final Fantasy XIV is a cultural phenomenon?
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After getting such a huge homage in the hit video game Baldur's Gate 3, is it safe to say that Final Fantasy XIV is a cultural phenomenon?
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to get an idea of what type of hitboxes you are dealing with.
you don't have to care about hitbox jank anymore because they literally bolted on platforms that let you skip all the tough parts, just jump homie
the actual hitboxes that determine if you get hit by a mech is a tiny dot in between your char's feet tho
>2010-2023
>there are probably kids born in 2010 who are shitposting on Ganker about what a terrible game baldurr's gate is
Kekwew
I did this last year and they nerfed it this year. you didn't beat the game if you took the easy route.
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE REFERENCE
mfw I saw the reference
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAURCHEFANTTTTT
OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T
OMG IT'S SO SAD
OMG
HAURCHEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT ;_________;
OMG I CAN'T
I CRY EVERY TIME IT'S SO SAD
OMG DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER HAURCHEFANT
OMG HERE'S A SELFIE WITH HIS GRAVESTONE ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER HAURCHEFANT OMG IT'S SO SAD
A SMILE BETTER SUITS A HERO OMG THAT'S WHAT HE SAID BEFORE HE DIED I CAN'T
DO YOU THINK THEY'LL PUT A STATUE OF HIM IN THE FIRMAMENT
GUYS DO YOU THINK HAURCHEFANT WILL SAVE US IN THORDAN ULTIMATE OMG I WOULD CRY SO MUCH
IT'S SO SAD DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK IT'S SAD UPVOTE IF YOU CRY EVERY TIME
sharowbringers-ass copypasta what is this stale shit
Ganker content has been trapped in amber since like 2012 this place is like a museum these days
No, this board looks nothing like it did in 2012.
if you say so
it fits with homosexuals pretending baldurs gate is a good game
It was the first time they managed to get people with an emotional moment. It pales in comparison to some moments in Shadowbringers and Endwalker for sure, but for its time, his death was quite the gut punch. Personally, I was shocked, but I didn't tear up until I saw Edmont reacting to his son's death.
yes
I didn't feel as strong of a connection to him as other people personally
I get it, however
>plainsfolk
put the treasure back
Plainsfolk > Glasseye israelites
better a israelite than a Mhigger
I don't hate Dunesfolk but they look like they have no soul, like a doll
Probably something that Dunesfolk players are "into" if you catch my drift
Yip-ho-ho!
Charging into unknown halls!
I have an extremely well though out reply of courtse HOWEVER ovni
Hey, you're not supposed to know about my being-used-like-a-toy fetish
I would shut this horrid little creature in the chest.
Can't be, Lariangay devs are racists and hate Japanese devs.
6 hours on the stupid fricking puzzle, can't seem to make the last corner jump before the last section.
>Final Fantasy XIV is a cultural phenomenon?
Lol no
I'm considering leveling nin just for the skip
shukuchi doens't work on the tower.
this is SOVL OVERLOAD
Pinklala a cute
lala sexo
Someone on rez me to the top please
Why? there is literally nothing up there.
You wouldn't understand frog poster
i think i do
UUMMMMMMMMM
for me, it's Ryne
She's only 17...
Out of 10.
Which is legal in the majority of the world and over half of the USA as long as you aren't in a position of authority over them (such as a teacher.)
Go ahead and diddle some 17 years old see what happens.
You don't know what legal means? Literally nothing would happen.
Then go ahead dude it'll be funi :^)
>europoor slaves literally do not know what the word 'legal' means
lol
Euros can frick 14 years old without feminist hags crying about it
>burger think he have any ground to call anyone a slave
Shlomo need his good lapdog, Cletus.
Your antisemitism has been reported to the local constable 🙂
If you can't beat her dad in a fight you can't frick her
What will the magic cripple do when I teleport away with his daughter?
I cleared E11S on patch I've earned the right
Pretty sure the WoL can 1v1 any scion with relative ease. Estinien is the only one that would prove any kind of solid challenge since he's the Piccolo to our Goku.
Estinien and you won't like it, but G'raha are up there with the Wol but I think Estinien is actually the strongest scion.
I used to think G'raha was definitely the third strongest Scion but after EW I don't know if I wouldn't give that title to Thancred or Y'shtola instead. G'raha loses a fricking lot when he's away from the tower for long, starting with his most overpowered spell.
He's the most omni-capable but he's not outstanding in any of his fields imo, Y'shtola is a better Black Mage and White Mage (technically Thaumaturge and Conjurer) and Thancred is better at being a tank. He stands out for being able to slot into anything though, the only other generalist in the Scions is (You)
>G'raha loses a fricking lot
I don't even recall him getting into scripted fights post-5.3, but he was able to levitate everyone in Zot to safety and he still has his break spell. I don't know if we should count him being able to briefly withstand an Endsinger blast since Y'shtola didn't get a chance to do so. Personally I'd rank them as
>Wol/Estinien
>
>G'raha
>Y'shtola/Thancred (magic vs muscle)
>Alisaie
>Alphinaud
>
>Krile
Not surew where to put Urianger.
>he still has his break spell.
That's kinda what I meant by his most overpowered spell. He didn't use it a single time in EW. I can only guess if he doesn't dip his dick in crystal once every week he just loses it, otherwise the motherfricker has been holding out on us and the Thavnair Final Days plaza cutscene shouldn't have been nearly as dire.
Break isn't even powerful. It was literally a role skill in SB.
I miss Aero 3.
Thancred is stronger than graha for sure.
He beat Ranjit in shb, who for some reason was powerful enough to cuck wol
I prefer Krile
I really liked Ryne's character arc where she learned to define herself and find an identity
It's the 10 year anniversary and the rising event is happening so they're doing that
FFXIV still getting deleted and auto saged?
Not often enough.
I've been unsubbed for a bit now. Just got this in an email. Is this common or a sign the game is hurting?
300k subs lost in the last 3 months according to the bancho numbers.
Wait really? Can I have the sources? That's really good news.
Holy memes that's a drop off
the one before the latest for comparison in case you needed more statistics on the soon to be dead game
so this game is probably around 100/200k concurrent players online during peak hours
kinda dead for the king of mmos
7.0 launch will tell
mmos are a retirement home for millenials / gen x. Zoomers just don't like em.
That literally says over a million active dummy and this is cutting out people still in the trial period (pre-Stormblood) too
>That literally says over a million active
Ok you are fricking moronic
The chart only tells x player hit y milestone at the time of the census
1 million concurrent players would mean that 100% of the players are playing at the same time
BG3 hit 800k concurrent players but we can safely say that the game sold around 2/3 million copies
Can someone more fluent in moonrunes give me a lowdown what the column titles say?
who fricking cares
you'd have to be severely autistic to give a shit
>who fricking cares
That poster clearly does.
>want to interpret a chart correctly
>autistic
I don't even care how well the game performs in between patches, I just want to know what I'm reading.
You can literally smell the cope this post is drenched in.
project moar
what cope?
>IT'S NOT EVEN IMPORTANT WHO CARES JUST STOP LOOKING AT IT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
What?
What?
I understand your confusion but please read
What?
oh that makes sense
>What?
You can see in this post that anon is asking for clarity regarding the sub number chart
And then this anon tries to obfuscate and shame to keep people from looking into the chart
I hope this helps you understand.
yeah but the question remains
who really fricking cares though
the people trying desperately to convince you this game is dead
Luckybancho is considered a cornerstone of the XIV community because of the reported sub numbers.
I hope this helps you understand.
that doesn't answer the question of who fricking cares you sperg
he's autistic
Ganker or at least the ffxv sperg trying to convince you for the 1000th time that this game is dead
i get that now
Based
Reminder island was a flop and adventuring foray chads run this game.
It's all but confirmed for Dawntrail after these numbers.
I kinda bounced off Eureka but Bozja was really fricking fun co-op, not as natural as MMOs back in the day like SWG, but definitely better than matchmaking like most games these days.
Eureka is a slow burn, I fricking hated it at first but I always come back to it.
The improvements of bozja + eureka exploration feeling + extra content with their now higher budget would be kino.
Agreed, we can only hope to get something like this in the next expansion, massive party fates is just super fun.
I don't know if the game is hurting or not but this happens decently often
Its common. The game is in a patch lull (some would argue one of the worst ones).
Dawntrail appears to be pretty hyped though judging by the yt views
No, the game is doing better than ever. We're at an all-time high peak in terms of population. Except, it's normal for us to decrease a little as we play other games. Everyone's playing BG3 right now. But still stay subbed to the game, since it's useful for meeting people who play other games.
They do a login campaign about once per patch cycle, it's pretty common
im logging in with this thing so i can get the power ranger armor and then forget about the game again untill beach expansion
There's likely to be another one of these between now and then so you can at least get all the MSQ out of the way in time to be ready for the beach.
literally happens like every 3 months moron lmao
Games trash and Yoshi P is a one trick hack. The big spike was due to malicious WoW players fighting their own devs and looking to boost the competitor at WoWs expense. Now both WoW and FF14 are both in the shitter with low numbers. It was never about FF14 doing anything right it was about the egos of content creators that still have faced zero consequences turning both games into shit. Now DF is their boring playground with record low subs and with WoD content and FF14 is the same cult hugbox of zero content except Yoshi P's 4 mini game dance circles per savage tier. The drama over the the last year did nothing except boost certain content creator profiles at the expense of everyone else. FF14 returning to it's mediocre shit mean and WoW sinking lower than ever in popularity begging to have these content creators back instead of permabanning them back in BFA
new schizo babble just dropped
XIV took off three months before the stream grifters jumped on the bandwagon
what are you on about
meds
thoroughly based
have a nice day
Uh oh melty
stop samegayging so obviously
>everyone is a samegay
Embarrassing. Do you even know what a samegay is? There's only one reply to your post.
>trying to reason with autistic spergs
>posting on Ganker
Get your super sentai suit
Thancred was adopted by Louisoix so why don't the twins call him uncle?
I don't think it was ever an official thing. Loui took him in and gave him a second name (that wasn't his own) and let him live at his house but I don't think Thancred saw him as his dad.
>but I don't think Thancred saw him as his dad
His short story shows that he views his relationship with Louisoix as the same thing between himself and Ryne, there's definitely a feeling of fatherhood there.
I stand corrected then, then I imagine it's just not something that got any thought in arr and then they couldn't retroactively have them call him uncle.
what did he mean by this
he jerked too much and melted his brain
Is it worth it to invest my time in this game (FFXIV)
no? its a game, its for playing. You don't get anything out of it except the pleasure of solving completely pointles puzzles.
It's an MMO, it's a time sink
Dump time into it if you have time to burn and are interested
Story is good
>it's a time sink
LOL It's not a time sink unless you're so casual that you can't even make time for it.
You live in a basement and play videogames all day
Your opinion is irrelevant
MSQ alone is hundreds of hours of content. Shut up moron
Just skip that shit. There's only 4 relevant end game fights in the game, and the next time we'll get anything new is in Dawntrail.
I wish you would skip posting.
>Skip the entire game other than 4 fights
I can see why you dont think it's a time sink
I come from a background of time wasting autism (RuneScape) and I like this game a whole lot, take of that what you will
>flop celebrates another flop
rofl
friendly reminder that this is a shitty translation
I really didn't care that he died.
Stop fricking bringing him up..
I like the sentai outfit
Why did you post the swimsuit then, idiot?
because I'm chilling at the beach not fighting crime and saving people
Because then he can't attention prostitute
>why are femlala players moronic idiots
gee
because men prefer their girls to be sexy in a cute innocent way and to be one notch above moronic
>men
you're not man you pedo
one more time, in english please João
>why are lala players moronic idiots
ftfy
nah male lala players are chads
male lalafell cry like women when nobody takes them seriously and all of them are absolute creeps
>and all of them are absolute creeps
nah those are au ra players
theres no difference between either
yep make au ra are the grooming race
you sound really insecure
>biggest memelords in the game
>wanting to be taken seriously
uwotm8
okay moron
found the male lala homosexual next you're gonna hunt me down to bite my ankles and give me a heckin' beat down while crying in your linkshell full of other coping lala homosexual morons
someone's mad
cope more nobody likes you
imagine being jealous of a midget
nobody is jealous of someone who needs a step stool to do anything
i can already tell you're an insecure manlet irl
yep most lala haters are
>you hate lalafell so you're insecure
mean while you homosexuals ruin threads just because nobody else wants to put up with your shit in game
you don't even play the game
no one cares lol
cope more
You been seething about a game you don't play
For 10 years
For free
cry more b***h homie
irony
>proper lads taking tallmen out by the ankles
This is a proper Samwise Gamgee maneuver and I respect it.
>When the grandfather
>of my grandfather's grandfather
>was still a child...
>none could challenge the might
>of the Lilties.
bawd!
NO!
There are plenty of references to other games
name 3
Another anon, but here:
1 depression quest
2 firewatch
3 gone home.
>1. depression quest
really? lmao
I was merely jesting anon, but every joke is only part joke.
How long does the jumping puzzle usually take people the first time on controller ? I've put 6 hours into this so far and feel like a moron
i'm on the last jump, and I'd estimate i put in a similiar amount of time, although half of it was pretty drunk.
I've done GW2 jumping puzzles so this was a breeze.
Finally got it. Biggest suggestion is use force walk + peloton or sprint on almost all jumps, and at least once get a feel for the hitbox for the few sore spots.
the frick? the event jumps are a fricking joke now. took me no more than 10 minutes on controller
it only took me 5 minutes.
it only took me 3 minutes
So what's the anniversary event this year? Is it already active?
Summer event is on now, anniversary event after that.
Are you ready for Tataru's new line of swimwear? She's looking for inspiration at Costa Del Sol
>No swimsuit even though she has one
I'm going to blame this on Kate
She's wearing a swimsuit on bottom.
skimpy isn't the only way to go anon
kamen daida
Look at the timestamps. He is literally taking pictures as we speak in order to make his responses. How is that not avatargayging?
Why does SE make NPC's that look like this?
I think you know why
I see no problem.
squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish squish
BRING BACK THE FFXV EVENT
No car for you
You want the car or somethin?
I'm sorry did the janny stop autosaging the threads.
No?
THEN IT'S NOT A FRICKING CULTURAL PHENOMENON
I RULE HERE, I DECIDE WHAT IS VIDEOGAME CULTURE
I'm no racist. If I see your character posted more than once I hope you die, regardless of race or creed.
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lala haters need to frick off back to WoW
I cast my lot with the lalahaters
HOL UP
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE troonygayS THAT DEVELOPED BALDUR'S GATE 3 ALSO PLAYED troonygay XIV?
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
WHAT ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF THIS
Why can't everyone except Hrothgar, frick those furryfreaks, just get along?
some are scared by lala superiority
West, no more once upon a wolf
Take west, find your wolves and spread them wide
West of wolves...
Born from wolves...
Of our fallen wests......
>min height femroe
unhinged
>femroe
Unhinged
>POV: you're a lala chad
muff
>why yes, I do have t4t in my adventure plate, how could you tell?
I'm pretty familiar with ERP and LGBT terms but I've never heard of this one
'trans for trans', guessing it means they're looking for a partner who is also trans
>captcha: TJGAY
That's like an old singles ad thing, in this game you'd see
>+ for /+
sex wit bun
SEXOOOOOOOO
>finish 6.0 MSQ
>fricking amazing conclusion, loved almost every bit of it, especially in the second half
>whole story arc is concluded for now
>don't want to burden my WoL with 6.x content as it would feel wrong to put some smaller quests afterwards
I think I'm just gonna get back to it with 7.0 and catch up on the inbetween then. My WoL deserves some rest after saving the literal entire universe.
Yes, FFXIV saved Final Fantasy and the gaming industry. FFXVI as well.
don't sodomize the lalaboys. Its weird how everyone on Balmung is uptight about sexualizing lalafells but homos seem to think it doesn't apply to them.
I'm not going to install this, does everyone on Balmung run around looking like this.
How strong would wol be if we gave him a sandevistan
Probably a downgrade from his aetheric overpowered self
How would it be a downgrade for him to see orange circles come out at 25% their normal speed
didn't read any posts in this thread
are french fries good for you?
Not really
They're processed in some cases and slathered in vegetable oils
Popotoes are good for you
why are wow players so obsessed with charts?
XIVgays love to claim that this is the best and most popular MMO in the world so people look for proof of this claim.
i have never seen a wow player on Ganker who actually enjoys playing the game.
present
you are a homosexual, so i'd suppose the pandering goes a long way in your book
>XIV threads spam luckybancho for years everytime WoWgays say the game is dead
>luckybancho reports a sub drop once
>"who the frick even cares about charts???"
Oh nonononono
>subs drop mid-expansion
no fricking way
get the president
stop giving the moron attention
Tell it to the cultists who are pretending they weren't spamming the previous chart just the week before the latest one dropped bragging about maintaining subs.
>cultists
>cultists
there it is dude..
it really is easy to expose xv-kun
*DING* *DING* *DING*
>Man the Mandervilian relic content is really lazy
>"Shut the frick up the game keeps growing so it's actually good they sterilized it!"
>The game does not in fact, keep growing
>"Uhhh who cares about numbers dude, why are you being autistic?"
Funny as frick.
tried mount rocco, this entire map should be its own area on the over world and each boss should be its own instanced battle, these bosses shouldn't be tied to another mind numbing dungeon at all. The whole multiple paths thing is a shallow presentation gimmick when all their focus should've been placed on brainstorming meaningful rewards
the variant dungeon has good rewards tho, its the criterion thats lacking (and savage even moreso)
Mount rokkon and these dungeons in general are a great idea that's horribly executed.
>Make all the routes way more different and varied
>add a different first boss depending on one of the main paths
>give actual gear and good rewards
>each of the main paths has specific music
>add more reasons to grind it
>maybe add a bigger "variant raid" or something that works like the dungeons but is an 8 man with a bigger scope instead of 3 dungeons, do 1 and 1 or maybe 2 small and 1 big throughout the expansion
There, they'd probably be a really, really nice addition like this and people would love it, it would be the middle ground between casual stuff and extreme/savage and people would actually run it instead of the flop it is right now.
game is dead plz believe me
Did nobody save the actual image?
Any world of Warcraft related Easter eggs ?
lol. i guess i made chatgpt angry by ruining its assertions
well, its just important to remember that your preferred form of gaming is basically having mutual JO sessions with other dudes.
>luckybancho is only accurate when it shows a drop
so which is it, is it accurate or not?
It is, but what pisses me off is the homosexuals that are stirring shit were probably the ones ignoring it when it showed growth
>LB Shows growth
Its one JP guy. Nobody checks his numbers. No way that's accurate. But the financial report
>LB shows drop
Its a patch lull. Yoshi P said you can play other games
>luckybancho is only accurate when it shows an increase
remember to commend your healers and only your healers
You should only comm healer when I'm playing it, if I'm playing another role comm accordingly
>get commended as a DPS all the time
Step it up Broccoli
i most comm dps because they have it rough
i only comm healers that actually use esuna
>Zodiark is a level 83 trial
uhh
BROS???
Actually he was a level 70 trial.
>70
80*
You fricked it up but it still got a chuckle out of me
WILL YOU LIVE TO SEE THE END
GET IT DONE homie
Don't come here, you're gonna get spoiled
kino weapon choice
Danny's unhinged laughter when he's assuming control is pure kino
ALL OF CREATION BEND TO MY WILL
>rotates a small square directly in front of him.
btw, the dark crystal is below the arena.
It's not. The dark crystal was an Echo of Elidibus while he was still inside the wienerpit.
You are in for a wild fricking ride, bro.
ALL OF EXISTENCE
BENT TO MY WILL
Congratulations on reaching the end of the good part of Endwalker. Turn your brain off for the next seven levels or be disappointed.
dead game
dead franchise
if it's so dead why do you need to keep yelling it?
to crush your hopes and dreams, troony
how do i make a cat this cute
She's the type to cut a man's member off and toss it out of the window on the highway
>leveling ninja, never gave a shit about it because frick naruto and looks weeb as frick
>leveling it to start getting scouting gear for corsair my beloved
>start unlocking the ninjutsus
>it's actually kinda fun
oh no
shut up b***h
ninja has always been like that
NIN is really fun and the ninjutsu mechanic is soulful.
It's honestly the most interesting dps job just because of the mudra shit. It could use a tiny bit more variety, like making hyoton a real spell, otherwise it's just pure ludo.
Why do people like haurchefant so much
He was a nice dude who had your back when all the city state leaders hung you out to dry.
Speaking of which, do lolorito-trancers have a justification for why he let you be the fall guy for his poisoning plot? Like he could just say “actually teledji did it, I have a frick ton of prooof
he had to fulfill the timeline prophecy
If wol and the scions happened to die over it I don't think he would have minded
Lolorito Black folk are speed readers, he's just as bad as Telediji.
IIRC he even says getting rid of Raubahn would've been somewhat beneficial.
The real truth of the matter is that he wanted everyone involved to be disabled for one day so he could quickly claim Teledji's fortune and then free them the next day to present himself as a hero.
Only nobody reacted like he expected and Ilberd turned out to be aiming for far worse than he got told so half the people involved got disabled forever and he had to give away Teledji's fortune to save his own ass from the consequences.
He wanted there to be a trial so he could present all of Teledji's shit as a matter of record.
He was the person who took us in when we were accused of regicide
He was the first major death in the story and one of the first characters who actually appreciated you. It was sad, yeah, but it quickly turned into an overblown meme where people would invite their friends to the game and "OH MY GOD HEAVENSWARD OMG YOU'RE SO CLOSE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN SOON OMG YOU'RE NOT PREPARED ;_;" and then their friends see him die and understand they're supposed to be extremely sad about it and perpetuate the whole thing and then e-celeb grifters get involved and exaggerate their reactions and so on.
Frick off, Moenbryda was major enough and a better character besides.
Found the femroe, Moenbryda was a plot device to introduce white auracite and nothing else, never intended and never was a real character.
Every character is a plot device you moron.
Moenbryda existed for like 10 minutes
Moenbryda is also one of the biggest sources of writer's-remorse they've ever had, since she's become very integral to Urianger's own character arcs and involvement with the story. She's a vestige of the writers acknowledging ARR sucked.
The Moenbryda arc was literally the worst part of ARR
And EW, god I despised labyrintos
Urianger with her parents was literally the only worthwhile thing in the whole second half of EW.
I love when games try to make me feel bad about characters no one ever cared about
Also find the 20 researchers please understand
You're not supposed to feel bad about Moenbryda or her parents. It's about Urianger. And if you don't care about Urianger then you're basically a Black person.
>Caring about the story in an MMO
LMAO
>playing XIV for any reason but the story
LMAO
There used to be but I stopped playing after 6.1. Endwalker is the worst expansion.
You homies could stomach ARR, the long drag of Heavensward, and Stormblood but can't handle the post-patch Endwalker slump?????????????????????
Yeah because it was an actual MMO back then.
Bad answer, do not pass Go
There was actual content in those, stomblood had fricking pre nerf eureka and the best content that hasn't been replicated.
Endwalker content is an island you can check out every 4 days or so to collect your automated shit that serves for nothing except money.
We're talking about MSQ not side content
The post he replied was talking in general, turbo Black person. Frick off.
you do it for free
The one that I can't get over is Xeno, he plays the game and refuses to listen to any of the music. Apparently at the NA fanfest was the first time he's heard the in game music at the concert by Soken.
Can you imagine playing the game for ten years and not once listening to the music.
What the frick is up with that guy?
Xenosys is a fricking stupid meth baby who uses splatoon, chases girls who are under 17 and hovers over them in their discord servers and so much more. He's a fricking loser, who gives a shit about him.
My dad used to play EQ like that and transferred the same habit to FFXI and XIV.
I got one of his shitty videos recommended and decided to check it out just because, can't be that bad?
Bunch of shitty opinions and said he absolutely hated locus until he heard it live.
like come on, easiest don't recommend me this again of my life
The better question is why do people watch "FF14 content creators", where all it is is some moron streaming themselves doing P10S for five hours and not saying a single word. It's literal autism and there is zero content being made.
People generally don't unless there's world-firsts going on or they make "content" that isn't just raid streaming. Though for the record I never got why people watch WoW streams either or how they ever got popular, I find MMOs an insufferably boring genre to watch somebody else play.
>Generally don't
Lot of people do but we're in a content lul so no one is really doing FFXIV, and with WoW people watch it because the people are actually interesting. FFXIV players don't say a single fricking word or repeat the same thing.
>because the people are actually interesting.
I find their meltdowns entertaining when their grifts fail or they finally come to terms with hating WoW but needing to play it constantly to keep their sub count up, but I wouldn't wanna be in a room or have a pair-uh-so-shell relationship with 'em.
Honestly FFXIV streamers are a lot worse in my experience with it comes to parasocial shit, dunno about freak outs but that usually do that behind closed doors on a secret discord.
Can't top the Asmongold autism.
Don't watch him but at least he's actually talks when he pauses, unlike FFXIV players who don't say anything or do a force laugh.
I'll watch Arthars because he doesn't do react shit, and he entertaining at times and can play the game, but I can't marathon his stuff the Singaporean accent starts to really grate the ears after more than 30 minutes.
>watching streamers for any game
just play games dumb zoomers
>Just play the game
Ok and then?
He is a raid streamer, not a story one, so I don't really care, I still think he's cringe, but you don't watch him for ingame music
Urianger is garbage, completely carried by the localisation
Oh good, so I'm not the only one who thinks so.
I don't think anybody says Moenbryda was written well or that she wasn't a throwaway plot device in her living appearances.
He was a nice guy with a hard life and WOLs first big supporter
The end of ARR involved you getting framed for murder, and having the new group Alphinaud build up betray you. At this point, you needed SOMEONE to have your back.
He was a bro. On the other hand, it annoys me like hell when people downplay every other character's relationship to WoL just to elevate Haurchefaunt even more.
The amount of people who completely forgot about Ysayle is sad.
She's a woman so fujos don't give a shit about her
never liked the delusional dragon fricker. Who kills their own countrymen because they are hot for a space lizard?
Ysayle was a psychotic cult leader who spent 5 years torturing and killing innocent people. She was not my friend and I hope she burns in hell.
Zenos murdered millions and he's the friend of like 70% of the player base.
Canon WoL is like Jesus
>Zenos murdered millions and he's the friend of like 70% of the player base.
They're stupid too
Ysayle was irrelevant to WoL. She was written to be important to Alphinaud and Estinien, while Haurchefant was for WoL.
My wife Krile
i love pretending to be a new player
I'm running aurum vale with a new tank right now, doesn't know the concept of LoS and can't hold aggro
i do this
i play like absolute garbage to see how long it takes people to snap and leave or kick
Well he has the sprout and heart of the party so he's either extremely dedicated or he's actually new.
brown
>Put 'first time tanking' in the chat every time I tank because I'm shit at it
feels goof
>because I'm shit at it
you're just at just standing there?
>Get lost
>Miss mobs when pulling packs
>bad at spacing out defensive CDs
I'm a healer main but for whatever reason I turn into a drooling moron when I have to play tank or dps
how do you get lost in anything past ARR
>getting lost in a hallway
>missing things right in front of you
>bad a press a button when ones runs out
i think you might be legitimately moronic lmao
Holy shit I want to kill Barry irl
I'll kill him, if it's the last thing I do.
>still no Zenos (Savage) solo duty
game sucks
>Wanting more Zenos
Get off Ganker Ishikawa
eat shit graha Black person
cheeky cats are meant for kissing
how do we stop them bros?
I woke up angry because I had a dream about them playing hide and seek in ul dah the one night
I broke down and cried after a thread yesterday because they ruined it too
I'm fricking sick of it
we are trans
I <3 you Anon
local man merely pretending to be moronic
He's actually, unironically, no-really-he-actually-did, bamboozled you.
>HELP ME TODDIBUS
>I WAS TRYING TO PRE-ORDER SKYFIELD--I MEAN STARFIELD AND I STUMBLED ON A PLOT BY ZODIARK TO KILL ZODIARK
>signed, Zodiark
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/36092615/
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7094015
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8572272
lalafell!
not a single relevant ulti clear on all of them
They're all attention whoring homosexuals, but at least the Shtola hair one plays the game
>ulti clear
ur right, they should just go buy one.
Why does an ultimate clear even matter? What is this autism?
holy frick how do I get from 49 to 50 quick
I'm so fricking sick of running dungeons
Sadly the answer is Aurum vale or MSQ
Do leveling roulette when the role is the adventurer in need and do frontlines aka afk for 10 minutes , if you have it unlocked quickly do WT for half a lvl bar
The avatargays are annoying but now they've attacted a schizo that just rages about them constantly which shits up the threads even further.
this game died when they turned monk into the rest of the braindead melee dps jobs
God I really fricking hope they go balls out with corsair.
So much potential specially if it's hybrid melee/ranged as it seems to be.
nah it'll be like the other melee dps
only two attacks in which directionals matter
aren't they phasing out positional attacks
if they do then the game is 100% dead to me
as if it isn't braindead enough as it is right now
They went all out with RPR and it's the same as every other melee. I don't know what you're expecting, but it's going to be the same as everything else
I like nu mnk. Just sad we lost those positionals but I still do them out of autism.
>Pictomancer
>transmancer
Bro why did you tag
it's an NPC
Someone had to make her.
It's still a character.
Are you the fat Roe? Maybe try taking a shot that isn't inside your wife's bf's butthole next time the implication is that he's very black
he's black yes
green roes didn't appeal to me
He is very sexy anon 🙂
he's not for homolusting
he's for fighting gods
I'm going to shoot a load into his armpits.
He looks cool and pretty original. Good job anon.
>not a meme roe
Based. Really cool glam too. I would also shoot a load into his armpits.
he'll eventually put on the subligar that is the national costume of the roe male.
Yeah he looks good.
Points for looking like a fantasy character and not being a fricking degenerate.
>massreply-sama didn't rate my dude
it's over
Why is Yoshida so worried about introducing playable child characters when the biggest game in Japan does it?
>Adamant about wol not being a child
>Only let us drink from 6.0
For what purpose
The real reason is because their spaghetti code and incompetent programmers can't handle different models. Lalafell is already pushing it, it's why the WoL can never do anything more than nod stoically. They can't even put hats on Viera and Hrothgar, you think they're going to redesign thousands of gears for a new player model instead of the same base skeleton they've been using since 6.0?
>Get home from work
>See I'm one win away from Diamond 4, so I can park there and be Platinum 4 next season
>Queue in as MCH
>Cloud Nine is the map
>PLD on the enemy team sucks so we just absolutely steamroll them
>The bard on the enemy team was a friend I made via our battles, who is still stuck on Platinum
>Sorry, see you next season.
That's my blog post. I just focus on getting to Diamond each season for the tokens, I don't have the patience to go for Crystal again ever since doing it on two characters in Season 1.
How do you have the patience to grind out Diamond
How many matches do you do in total, as an estimate
On my alt, she started at Platinum 4 this season, took 9 wins to get to Diamond 5. Then it took 19 wins to get to Diamond 4 after dropping to Plat 3, it's a struggle.
Normally I do enough to float at Platinum or Diamond depending on how well I perform.
But if you want to know the secret sauce. Use XIVAlexander. It was originally built for PvP, it lets you do any action faster, like Purify to work ASAP.
Fun fact, I even fought against (and often won against) the usually ranked 1 person on Aether, who does obvious win-trading.
It was so obvious he was speedhacking because he's always moving at sprint speed. And I know everything, I've known about MMOMinion since it first started with FF14.
Meant to reply to
Last time I got to crystal as a bard, platinum-crystal was so much easier compared to bronze, silver and gold.
Bard is legit fricking useless there.
Bard is great, but I hate the silence arrow distance nerf to 15y. I thought I had major lag first time experiencing it, because I didn't see the patch notes about it. It's fricked because Red Mage still has its AOE silence/bind at 25y.
But getting that well timed silence for a kill confirm was always so fun.
It's a worth trade off and more after the damage buff, bard is legit god tier as long as you're not with those mouth breathers at low ranks that can't focus a marked, chat spammed sound effect silenced binded 35% target
I want the will to open the game back. I want to enjoy this forsaken game again.
Play singleplayer games that are actually fun.
What's chadder, monk or ninja.
Monk
don't listen to the doomer geezers, new monk is based
Monk, shame he's no fun at all before 60. Ninja gets fun much sooner.
I WILL FREE YOU FROM THE WHEEL
holy shit it's golloq
>Big dude with blonde hair
>Obsessed with and is best friends with 'the hero'
Where have I seen this one before... Oh well
>Zenos if he was normal for a little bit
Wait, how did I not see it sooner, WAIT we even got a Zenos flashback last patch... Don't tell me...
Durante and Zenos have the same voice actor in english lol
I only played the patch recently so I never saw any discussion on it but I thought it was pretty obvious that
Durante = Zenos
Golbez = WoL
The conclusion = Golbez's memoriate crystal fell into Zeromus at the end so he's ultimately stopped by Golbez's pure wish to save the world or something
Durante and Golbez are probably Zenos and Wol shards and they're story is probably supposed to show that Zenos could've turned out to not only be a good person (initially) but he and the Wol could've been friends under different circumstances.
The parallels between Emet/Azem and Zenos/WoL were already there, but yeah
What if I like the wheel homosexual
Why are casters the most varied classes?
Sex with buns.
I'm here to save the thread
Uhhh is it guro?
HOO HOO!
.
SEPHIROT
Heisenberg
DO NOT OPEN
AAAHHHHHH POTASSIUM
pet her
don't open
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
NOOOO ZODIARK-SAMA!
6.5 will end with Wol going back to where they fought Zenos and using dynamis to wish his soul into the life stream, but there will also be an option to spit on his corpse
>he didn't get what the point of the omicron quests was
His soul became the new planet
Now where was THAT hinted at?
>zenos becomes a new planet and lives forever
>we're doomed to become old senile men in 30 years telling younglins about the "good ol days of us stopping the garlean asiatics I tell you hwhat"
I KILLED FIDDY THOUSAND MEN, AIN'T THAT RIGHT CID
...
Remember us...
Remember we once theorized...
This theory was actually a fun shitpost because it could have been true
"the hat is zeromus" was one of the funniest fricking things to ever come out of Ganker
Why couldn't it have been true bros...
What was the theory here?
WoL taking up Elidibus's role and uniting with Zodiark to save the world.
Oh yeah now I remember all those theories that Wol would mantle Zodiark/Hydaelyn and become a primal lol
:^)
bune
>>>/vg/
no thanks i made an oath that i'm never touching xivg
You're already trans, sorry bruv
is the troony virus like covid
>bruv
😉
what is it with being french that make you so fricking bad at this game?
The French have been bad at every video game in history.
post yfw zero shows up in the trailer at london fanfest
She will be the one tossing the fruit to Alisaie
Caster job is full BLU
Get a life outside XIV
but outside the game sucks
>finally finished grinding the last ShB EX mount for Landerwaffe
>forgot that the end of expansion mega mount plays that expansions main menu theme
>"HOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE! RIDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Good stuff, made me really nostalgic for the Shadowbringers main menu despite finding it annoying towards the end. It's gonna be weird riding around on Bahamut with the more melancholy EW main menu theme playing.
>using mount music
I always turn it on when I try out a new mount. Afterwards I turn it off again.
How long does it take them to add the trade in for the last 2 trials in an expansion?
I'm going for Bahamut before Dawntrail, I used to just wait for the other expansions because I didn't really care about the mounts
Reminder to be mean to players in FFXIV whenever you can.
Frick you.
Nah, doing the world a favor. It's hilarious baiting people into breaking the ToS, then me and my buds report them to get the GM on their ass. Taking the trash out one report at a time.
You're trash.
>You're trash
Stop defending people who can't control themselves and will go as far as MPK someone for asking them to use a cooldown.
Go defend your prostitute mother.
I don't defend people who don't deserve it. Why don't you go have a panic attack because someone asked you to do something in-game.
Panic about your own bullshit, shit for brains.
I'm surprised you still haven't caught on.
Meet me on the Ul'dah bench for a fingerin'
reminds me when i asked a player to not swear and then they just started spamming the chat with swears and slurs. what kind of people play this game rofl
you both sound gay
what if i am
trying to "grief" people in FFXIV is like trying to grief people in Sorry. You cant do shit in this game except say b***hy things in chat.
98% of the time people make themselves reportable by throwing a b***h fit and trying to rescue people or refuse to participate in content over the smallest thing. My friend had to leave an expert roulette because he asked the tank to use his cooldowns. The tank responded by turning off his tank stance and standing there, not wanting to do anything. The other two players actually REFUSED to votekick him for some fricking reason.
i had a speedo homosexual catboy ask me to use my cooldowns in haukke manor. Basically the first pull I did a double and almost died while using cooldowns because he was too busy lighting fireworks rather than healing. So then I just pulled singles and decided to hold onto my cooldowns if he decided he wanted to light fireworks or snort meth or molest a kid or whatever.
Anyway, I didn't respond to him and then blacklisted him. I hate gays so much its unreal.
Bro, unironically just use a bot with the duty support/trust system they have in place now to level your jobs. It was the best decision I ever made and never had to deal with the player base ever again outside my friend circle.
>Anyway, I didn't respond to him and then blacklisted him. I hate gays so much its unreal.
lmao what a b***h, should've told him to frick off, stop playing tank you're not fit for it.
A good way to insult people is linking them the battle job guide from the official website for the job their currently on.
my penis hurts
it's embarrassing how thirsty you homosexuals are for attention
>Wowfugees complaining about the summer outfit
Being a weeb should be a requirement to play this game
Sentai masks are really popular during the obon you know
I don't give a frick what a bunch of yellow monkeys at the ass end of the world do.
Eorzea is not Japan and doesn't have sentai television shows.
Eorzea fricking loves sentai
Source: Legacy Warrior event + sentai emotes, the New Sharlayan goblins' Brute Justice, Garlean expatriate Cid's G-Warrior and Sharlayan's Gundam crest for Sage
>Legacy Warrior event + sentai emotes
No sentai here, just poses that reference sentai shows in a meta sense. They did FF1 armor here instead of sentai armor because back then they actually cared about a consistent aesthetic.
>the New Sharlayan goblins' Brute Justice
No sentai here either, just a meta reference in the victory screen.
>Garlean expatriate Cid's G-Warrior
No sentai here, just a mech that references gundam.
>and Sharlayan's Gundam crest for Sage
Why do you keep thinking that meta references to mech shows mean that Eorzea has sentai?
>consistent aesthetic
>FF1 armor
FF1 armor would imply you were excavating some pretty serious Allagan shit given the Light set. Let it go anon
>FF1 armor would imply you were excavating some pretty serious Allagan shit given the Light set.
The FF1 fighter armor isn't the Crystal Tower Amano WoL armor.
It's perfectly in keeping with the Fuma set
No, the Fuma set is, like every other CT set, Amano inspired. It was designed to go with the Hell Claws. How did you come to this conclusion? Because they're both red and black tunics?
Eorzea is so 2013, we celebrate superior Hingashi holidays now
>hingashi
ew
>Ace
>proceeds to look at Yoshida with lustful eyes
yeah right, we all know she wants the small jap wiener
God damn the amount of tasteless plebs that want those leather street wear are off the fricking charts, selling this shit at an obscene price and these morons still happily allow me to scam them.
Ain't gonna complain though.
I felt a sense of accomplishment after reaching teh top of Moonfire Tower without using any guides or blue cheats, both as a player and as a human bean.
congratulation
Well done anon, as it should be. If you're using guides, walkthroughs, you didn't do it, someone else did and you copied their homework.
>he has a stack of fantasias in his inventory
Which job should I max next?
Machinist
Pick up the Diadochos aiming set, get some different knee-high boots for it, and wear the AF1 Machinist goggles. Top MCH fashion
Probably monk.
>dancer at 90 but bard and machinist at 80
homie
Ninja, a man without an Endgame Ninja is a homosexual.
MNK or NIN
Such an underrated set
It looks pretty crisp for an ARR set, did they update the textures when they released the PVP crystal sets?
they did not update it, only the pvp prestige sets have updated textures
Trans dead game
>Still getting zero monetary compensation.
New guy, can anyone tell me how exactly do bulwark works?
Not sure how to use it
Treat Bulwark similarly to how you do Camouflage on Gunbreaker, it's a "light" cooldown you should be using in conjunction with something like Reprisal. It forces attacks to be blocked when used instead of leaving it up to random chance, and blocking's damage reduction depends on your shield, usually tapping out at around 20% at end-of-expac
I see, thank you
Zero sisters??? What is this???? Voidsent understand comradery???
Even the fricking voidsent attacking in Garlemald call her out for being a bad friend.
I'm convinced Zero is mostly just playing stupid since it gets her free spicy food.
>6.5
>The big climax comes and it looks like Zero is gonna make the ultimate sacrifice.
>Turns towards the rest of the party and solemnly says:
>"Btw I knew what all those concepts of friendship, trust and charity meant. I just played dumb because every time you had to explain a concept to me you gave me more aether. Cya."
Frick it, this is my new hat theory and I'll hope for it until the end.
XIV is far too safe to make Zero evil
Zero is probably the hero that Zeromus is named after and got battle moronation or some shit after sacrificing something.
There's a reason why notGolbez saved that memory.
>Zero is probably the hero that Zeromus is named after
"Yeah, we named the legendary hero after the name some random catgirl witch from another world who nobody here knows will come up with in 10k years."
So out of all the memories notGolbez decided to store the one time they meet her, who also shares part of her name with Zeromus, has some warrior of light vibes and mysteriously remains herself on the shit show that is the void world.
Nah, I don't buy it.
holy shit brothers the kate bait got deleted
the threads are healing
Before this thread dies i wanna say i'm excited to play FFXI again on the free login next friday.
How big is the XI free trial?
All the base game. for 15 days.
Oh it's got a time limit... eugh.
Yeah like good ol times. You'll have more than enough time for the base game tho even if you don't login for like 10 days.
last post for my wife Krile!
i win
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