FFXIV

>entire playerbase is interested in Ascians and Garleans
>spend the entirety of the game building up Ascins
>spend the majority building up Garleans
>Endwalker: it's the Garlean expansion!!!!!!!
>destroy the Garleans completely
>destroy the Ascians
>need to squeeze out what little is left of Ascians in Elpis to make interesting content
>everything else is completely uninteresting especially the stupid dragon Vrtra
>Dawntrail
They really fricked up.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dawntrail is going to be even better than shb or ew. watch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering EW set the bar on the floor with its post patches that isn't going to be difficult to achieve

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ew is one of the greatest stories ever written. i don't care about the post game stuff.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Endwalker doesn't come anywhere close to Shadowbringers in any way shape or form. This dumb shit where we join up with pajeets go to the moon where a bunch of tiny rabbits are and then find out a stupid blue anthro caused everything is not good storytelling

            filtered

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Endwalker doesn't come anywhere close to Shadowbringers in any way shape or form. This dumb shit where we join up with pajeets go to the moon where a bunch of tiny rabbits are and then find out a stupid blue anthro caused everything is not good storytelling

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shadowbringers was literally WoWtards first jrpg. The majority of it was uninteresting filler with fairies, bunny girls, night blessed and other boring people of the first nobody gives a shit about.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've played many jrpgs and xiv better than all of them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Playing FFXIV MSQ is a slog, so I doubt that.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah because Endwalker really made you give a shit about the fascinating detailed culture of the poo-in-loo Doordash elephants

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually yes you try hard, people do care about Matsya more than shitty bunny girl from Ratika or minecart man.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people do care about Matsya
                Now THIS is cope

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually yes you try hard, people do care about Matsya more than shitty bunny girl from Ratika or minecart man.

                Kek. I fricking forgot who Matsya was before

                >people care about moronic pajeet elephants more than traveling with emet selch or saving Graha'tia

                reminded me shes the elephant alchemist. Shows how much I "cared" about her. Thravinia could just start with me encountering Vystra's shota avatar and nothing would change. The whole elephant race can be erased and the only thing that would change is we have one inconsequential dungeon less.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine pretending to not know a character to make a sad argument. holy frick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying too hard now, homie.

                Lol its the fisherman. What the frick is he even there for? Really?
                Endwalker was shit before we reached Garlemald, then it becomes the best ff14 expansion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying too hard now, homie.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If an argument requires you to very blatantly pretend to be stupid, it's a bad argument.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Matsya is the fisherman. Nidhana is the alchemist. They're the only good characters in Endwalker.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people care about moronic pajeet elephants more than traveling with emet selch or saving Graha'tia

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH EMET AND CATBOY
                Yes, I am aware Shadowbringer fans are homosexual.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >uninteresting filler
              At least all of it was relevant to the story and it wasn't 50% comedic relief with these stupid fricking rabbits and slamming Zodiark in 2 seconds despite him being...ZODIARK. have a nice day

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                about half of zodiark but yes

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ShB was a generic jrpg, yes, but it was a decent one
              EW just asspulls over and over again because "I guess the plot needs to happen now"
              case in point
              >garlemald story is a long, slow trudge that repeatedly introduces characters just to kill them off 2 quests later
              >oh wait Zenos
              >oh wait nevermind
              >ok dungeon time
              >finish dungeon
              >funny boy goes "fine I'll do it myself" and jumps through a conveniently-placed moon teleporter
              >WoL also jumps through teleporter, none of the Scions bat an eye at this
              >oh wait Zodiark now
              I don't know how anybody can praise this god-awful story about how the apocalypse was caused by a depressed zookeeper inventing a negasonic teenage birdgirl with bullshit space-hippie feelings magic, who then decides to end it all by fricking off to the edge of the universe and bombarding all life with fricking SADNESS RAYS

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >EW just asspulls
                Oh, this should be fun. Tell me what EW's asspulls are.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He'll start crying about time travel or some shit even though shitbringer relies on the same crutch.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shadowbringer does time travel
                >it's okay for Endwalker to just copy the time travel and use it for everything

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do know that FFXIV literally starts with time travel, don't you shadowbaby?

                The game starts with everyone on the continent conveniently losing memories of the guy who was sent 5 years into the future. HW raid is about time travel. Stormblood is the only one to not have time travel, though maybe it does and I just forgot.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is a difference between a raid being time travel or having time travel be used for one thing. And then us freely going forward and backwards in time like it's the easiest thing in the world.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess, that difference is whether it meets your irrelevant approval or not

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >going forward into the future
                fine
                >alternate timelines
                fine
                >bootstrap paradox
                garbage copout
                alexander's story sucked too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dynamis, convenient moon teleporter, convenient memory erasing device, conveniently not erasing Venat's memory, convenient memory erasing spell that all of the sharlaspies were using, convenient spaceship under Sharlayan, convenient means of coming into direct contact with Hydaelyn (even though she's supposed to basically be dead at this point), literally everything to do with Meteion

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't know what asspull means then. Gotcha.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a hastily fabricated explanation or plot twist
                I dunno, those all fit the bill pretty well to me

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally everything to do with Meteion
                the final boss was always going to be an asspull because before EW we had no knowledge of any being capable of causing the sound (unless you're a seething lavosgay)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They still could have dropped some hints about her MUCH sooner
                also the last act of ShB was so heavily based on Plato's work and Revelations that they could have easily just explained the end of days as being some ancient(s) playing god and tampering with powers beyond their control
                which they kind of did in the end, but in the most indirect and idiotic way possible

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how anybody can worship yet another dark sorcerer trying to revive his ancient evil god. But apparently if that dark sorcerer teleports in, says a marvel quip and then teleports away he is fricking amazing character 10/10

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                because we already did the "seemingly evil ascian secretly has tragic past and sympathetic motivation...from his perspective youre the real villain..." thing twice so it was refreshing to get one who's just an unrepentant butthole and is entertaining in every scene he's in. if you think his humor was marvel quips you were unironically filtered

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't need to be reminded of this story. It's so terrible.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ShB was a generic jrpg, yes, but it was a decent one
                EW just asspulls over and over again because "I guess the plot needs to happen now"
                case in point
                >garlemald story is a long, slow trudge that repeatedly introduces characters just to kill them off 2 quests later
                >oh wait Zenos
                >oh wait nevermind
                >ok dungeon time
                >finish dungeon
                >funny boy goes "fine I'll do it myself" and jumps through a conveniently-placed moon teleporter
                >WoL also jumps through teleporter, none of the Scions bat an eye at this
                >oh wait Zodiark now
                I don't know how anybody can praise this god-awful story about how the apocalypse was caused by a depressed zookeeper inventing a negasonic teenage birdgirl with bullshit space-hippie feelings magic, who then decides to end it all by fricking off to the edge of the universe and bombarding all life with fricking SADNESS RAYS

                You can just say you didn't understand the story instead of reaching like that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is the moronic strawman? Whether you understand or not understand the story, it's shit no matter what.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's sad that people now feel like they have to distance themselves from the enjoyment they had going through shadowbringers just because a bunch noobs and are now enjoying it and are too seeing it as probably one of the continuous highest points of the story.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could move the mural from Ratika to Amh Areng and wipe Ratika from the game and not lose anything. It was irrelevant filler that added nothing of value to the story or even the setting of the first. Trash zone.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wipe Ratika from the game and not lose anything
                Ummm your bunny girls sir? Your la hee sir? Your serpent of ronka sir?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You could get rid of [Area] if you take everything that makes it important to the story and place it elsewhere so that there's only the sidecontent left!
                Gee, ya think?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everything
                Just one thing actually, can't you read?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's also a lightwarden, it's where you pick up Y'shtola, and it's where Emet-Selch and the party start to actually warm up to each other.

                If you think the only important thing at all were the murals and everything else was filler, then there's literally only two areas in all of ShB that matter, Lakeland and Amaurot. And that could be applied to every other expansion too if you set up some arbitrary limit to what matters or not.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Il Mheg
              >boring
              Visually appealing zone with a whimsical treasture hunt in the spirit of the fae. Ends on boss fight against a psychotic fairy giantess.
              >The Rak'tika Greatwood
              An inversion of The Black Shroud where it's faithful worship the night, a benign darkness, and a Quetzalcoatl-like deity who is actually present and benevolent unlike the Elementals. Not to mention the not!Allagans of the first had cool Aztec golems.

              The only boring zone was Amh Araeng, because it was on the edge of the flood of light. Even still, where Ul'dah is wealth and abundance, Amh Araeng is poverty and scarcity. Every aspect of The First was crafted in such a way to be an inversion of the source, the amount of detail going into the world building for a place we briefly visited is insanity. The inhabitants of Norvrandt calling themselves "Sinners" being one of those small touches. But here I am trying to argue something logical on Ganker knowing damn well it will fall on deaf ears.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything outside the fairies and maybe the frogs in Il Mheg was boring and stupid

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not liking the Nu Mou
                homosexual secondary

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                rak'tika is even more boring than gridania and that's no easy feat, sasuga ishikawa

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Endwalker was good, but Shadowbringers was the best FFXIV expansion.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ryne should have stayed blonde.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >barges in
            >"am the bad guy"
            >refuses to elaborate
            >leaves

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shadowbringers was pure kino, including patch content. It will absolutely be viewed as FF14'S Wotlk. All if the folklore/stories/themes were just excellent.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Biggest mistake of EW was rushing to finish the story in 6.0 I think. I guess they didn't think stretching the end of the world for over a year would be good storytelling but really every area of EW could have been way better if it had more time to shine
        >6.0 story up to Zodiark
        >6.1 save Thavnair
        >6.2 Elpis
        >6.3 rest of the story

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          People would have been happy with just 4 zones in the base .0?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ew shouldve been the garlean/thav xpac
            6 zones
            final one being moon
            3 garlean, 2 thav, 1 moon

            they could've added ultima and elpis in patches if they wanted to

            they made 4 huge maps for eureka back in sb
            they made a void zone for 6.2 that was only used in 6.2

            they CAN, they just dont want to

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, The World Unsundered needed their own expansion or at least 3 zones
              One of the reasons people loved Emet is because he was with us the whole expansion, Meteion was like 30 minutes with us and then turned evil

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 xpac of elpis ancient wankery is a bit much
                it would devolve in time travel bs, pandaemonium would be msq material to make the length of it
                and they would kill the mistique of ancients even more
                elpis works only because its a tear jerker between emet and venat
                and it rips the lore apart
                from giant enlightened gods in shb, to emotive arrogant wanna be scientific method gods in ew
                sometimes less is more
                imagine if they expanded thule to 2 zones to make up for an xpac length
                it would be the hobbit trilogy all over
                like butter spread too thin on a piece of bread

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The World Unsundered should have been a solo instance accessed by Echo visioning Elidibus with his fricked memory obscuring most of the details

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thavnair and Garlemald could have been made larger, besides the hype of getting actual new areas in a patch would have held people's attention I think

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it absolutely would've been better this way instead of void arc
              i love ff4 but the story could've been much better if 6.3 was hydaelyn and 6.5 endsinger
              the final days doom monsters would've had time to shine
              for all the eldritch monsters in the trailer you would expect they've put more of a fight
              than a dungeon in thav and a refugee chase in garlemald, and role quests.... ugh lee

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if it had more time to shine
          they had time though, they just chose to use it waiting for space ship parts as the same song plays continuously without interruption

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            as the same song plays continuously without interruption

            >loporits lesson in memes
            >finding the sharlaian npcs with the epic music in the back for 1 hr straight
            HOW DID YOSHI GREENLIT THIS?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ew fricking sucked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already sounds insufferable

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does anyone play after EW end with pic rel is beyond me.
    >Saved the world
    >Saved the universe
    >Every big piece movers die
    >Bad guy died
    >Fellowship goes their separate ways
    >You retire to a comfy life as a fisherman and cook
    This is the end, anything else is fanfiction as far as I'm concerned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have like 2-3 free login events, and most people just idle or maintain housing to ERP like the degenerates they are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        housing and roleplaying are the reasons it's the most popular and beloved game in the world. there is nothing else like it, maybe vrchat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because retirement is for pussies.

      The ADVENTURE never ends.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ADVENTURE should've been Final Fantasy 17 or Final Fantasy 14-2, a single player game where you explore a new continent with a ported protagonist, or if you make a new one, is a hero who saved the world but put that behind him for the sake of discovery.
        FF14 ended after Zodiark and Hydaelin died and the universe is saved.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sure you headcanon whatever you feel like, I'll still be here for DT.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The adventure should have been for FF17
          FF16 for that, it's even made by the same exact people.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >made by the same people
            It shows, really.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game hasn't felt the same for me since this. I genuinely should have just stopped because I hit the high point right there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I finished the game
        no shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was a trash ending and retconning 5.0 and 6.0 with more adventures is a better alternative.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Zenos was a shitty villain that could have been written out of the game after Stormblood and literally nothing would have changed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same I quit and retired my character after this. Didn't even play the post patch stuff.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I just want to retire, be a farmer, and frick my wife

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend the majority building up Garleans
    they got their shit kicked in literally every time we encountered them, that's the opposite of building up

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire playerbase is interested in Ascians and Garleans
    citation needed

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire playerbase is interested in Ascians and Garleans
    Ehhhhhh. Ascians took until Shadowbringers to get interesting, at which point we killed the remaining two unsundered and left Fandaniel behind. Garleans pretty well peaked in Stormblood and even then the Empire, as a whole, has been defined by the small number of righteous people within it (Gaius, Regula, the Prima Vista crew, the Populares members), Varis, and Zenos. The vast majority of their screentime has been a further implication or even direct statements that the Garlean Empire is a strawman for the Ascians and Solus's death was designed for the nation to fail, both of which Varis fought against believing the Empire somehow was so inherently correct and glorious it'd overcome. Varis's prize was alienating the whole of Eorzea in the Stormblood meeting and getting turned into Anima by the blind patriotism of the Empire. This is a game where the "Imperial Operative's Hat" is a jester's cap.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Praise be our lady and savior Ishikawa for destroying the Garleans and the Ascians!

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a moron.

    Elephantland was a misstep.
    Should have been Sharlayan, Garlemald, Elpis, Moon, Space.
    Remove theatrics man and Zelos.
    Focus on the sound.
    Make story continue to 6.5 and tie the 13th already into the 6.0 story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Garlemald
      Garlemald got the screentime it deserved.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone hates endwalker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why should i take a womans opinion seriously

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because she's not a raid troony

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She actually is. She made a ultimate team and got filtered.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >filtered
            she got the clear
            alex isnt even hard
            she quit cuz ultis are A FRICKING PAIN in this game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this is how she's coping after she realized people don't care about her beyond xiv?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stupid prostitute mad ffxiv fans got tired of her shit
      lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its funny to see the usual "go do big fishing" argument in response to this
      she does kinda dress up her speech too much but it effectively boils down to
      >The only things to do in Endwalker are content with no rewards, easy baby shit, solo content, etc which is uninteresting in an MMO where you want to encourage lots of people to do content for different reasons
      >The other thing to do is old content but some of it will never reach the peaks of when they were active content and otherwise, you've already had years/months to decide whether that content interests you in the first place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care what she has to say plap plap plap get pregnant etc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She yaps on because she’s a woman but right on 2 points, bring back the relic zone and relic raids (that never should have been cut) and wrap up this shit msq

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >relic zone
        >want EASIER baby content

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of people in denial simping shitwalker...
      bros, this xpac is the worst with the least amount of content
      you shouldn't be defending it, xiv is not your mother, you are paying for less content than back in stormblood
      you should demand more content, not act like b***hless Black folk when someone call it for what it is

      a game is not your family, its a product that u pay for
      Black folk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expac has indians
      >is the worst one

      no surprise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and of course, who reacted to this video but doesn't play the game? Yup you guessed it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        AIIIEEEEEE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow he will do anything for clicks will he not? disgusting goblin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clickbait title
      >blah blah blah I have nothing to play
      worthless

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we still have garleans larpers in these threads?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, it's just bait lords.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't act like you're my friend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vgh...endwalker should have been 30 hours of praetor caesar le romanname (mentioned in 1 sentence of bozja lore) fighting an epic battle against the xivxiixxth legion...

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowbringers literally had NIER AUTOMATA alliance raids. What do we get in endwalker? These stupid gods.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadowbringers literally had NIER AUTOMATA alliance raids
      And they were fricking garbage, man. My god.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The story is irredeemable because Taro is a hack but they're a lot of fun mechanically

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A few fun mechanics does not make up for how much of a slog it is. Not to mention how dull the enemies are. I know they're taken right from the game but they could've at least tried to make them more visually appealing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the bosses are too bullet spongey but I prefer it to the alternative of hyped-up bosses like Endsinger dying before sprouts even get to hear ON WINGS OF HOPE
            And the visuals aren't all bad, the flesh ball b***h is a cool design

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were some of the most fun raids with cosplay gear. Void ark raids were absolute dogshit after Crystal Tower which was very good.

          they're incredibly mechanically boring compared even to void ark

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't spoil that shit, be loud and proud with that. yoko taro should've lost his career decades ago

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        im still mad they didn't do weapon glams
        like what the frick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were some of the most fun raids with cosplay gear. Void ark raids were absolute dogshit after Crystal Tower which was very good.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically like exploring the culture of the places we go to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. I don't.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Endwalker: it's the Garlean expansion!!!!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally teased us finally going to Garlemald, which everyone was interested in doing. Then they blew the whole thing up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Empire gets fricked in Shadowbringers, there was never any chance of EW involving the empire past dealing with the towers. EW is about Ascians/Zodiark/Hydaelyn. Stormblood was the dealing with the empire expansion. Hell pretty sure one of the keynote images had even said something to the extent of "let's deal with the empire once and for all."

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't have to blow up the entire city. There is literally no fricking reason why Garlemald was a place you can go to when there's nothing there. It could've been a dungeon.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another shadowbringer fanboy thread
    Really tired of you Black folk. It ruined the combat and the game will likely never fully recover. The content was mediocre. Both EW and Stormblood were better.

    but Heavensward IS the worst expac. And I say this as someone who liked HW msq the most. HW had dogshit content, even though job design was more interesting though also more flawed in ways.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw shitbringer fans were actually mad and surprised Zodiark wasn't the final boss
    Your favorite expansion literally explained to your dumb ass he was just a primal casting barrier on the planet. Why would it be the final boss?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in this thread said anything about the Zodiark being the final boss except for you. So why do you think Zodiark should be the final boss? Dipshit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already know your mind shitposter. You've done this many times before.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession.

          Who's "we" lmao, fricking schizo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        zodiark trancers live in his head rent-free

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is final fantasy then where is sephiroth?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please look forward to the Ever Crisis crossover event!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that would finally get me to play this past ARR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Warring Triad trials.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SAY HIS NAME!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. You spoken like a true FFVII fart-sniffing FFVII orbiter if you think any Final Fantasy that does not have your gay lover Sephiroth in it is not a Final Fantasy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to the FFVII fart-sniffing FFVII orbiter [...], Final Fantasy XVI is not a Final Fantasy because his gay lover Sephiroth and Cloud is not in it.

        Here you go you FFVII fart-sniffer. Smell this pic.

        You got so mad at that obvious shitpost you had to reply to it three times.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go you FFVII fart-sniffer. Smell this pic.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do xivies review expansions entirely based on their MSQ's and not the actual content?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because shadowbringer fans bought skips and only played that one. They can't judge content that they did unsynced at 500 ilvls higher.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because stories are and always will be the most important part of video games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's the primary reason I play, like all JRPGs. Not that I don't take the gameplay into consideration at all.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because to outside fans and newcomers the game entirely advertises itself on the story, and then past that all you really do is max out classes, get the glam you want, complete the raids/notable side quests and then wait for most other players. past that it's either raidgays or ERPgays. there's layers to this but in the end the story is the primary connection the game has ahead of all the MMO content, and is slapped into your face first and foremost to unlock the right to mess with the rest of it.

        plus EW's good content is.. pretty much entirely some decent boss fights and some interesting concepts going forwards that are flat as everliving frick right now. Island Sanctuary was a boring mobile game mess, Crit/Variant is pretty dull, the tribal quests are nothing to really talk about, the Relics are fundamentally basic b***h tomestones and Manderville quests (and the Mandervilles are fricking aliens now), and otherwise.. well, you have the raids/savages/ultimates and that's it

        because stories are and always will be the most important part of video games

        It's an MMORPG. MMOs do not revolve around story, they revolve around social experiences with other players in an online world. The MSQ is extremely antisocial. If you want a story-driven game play a singleplayer game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a single player game. I can't wait till Trusts are added to raids and savage to see the seething.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because to outside fans and newcomers the game entirely advertises itself on the story, and then past that all you really do is max out classes, get the glam you want, complete the raids/notable side quests and then wait for most other players. past that it's either raidgays or ERPgays. there's layers to this but in the end the story is the primary connection the game has ahead of all the MMO content, and is slapped into your face first and foremost to unlock the right to mess with the rest of it.

      plus EW's good content is.. pretty much entirely some decent boss fights and some interesting concepts going forwards that are flat as everliving frick right now. Island Sanctuary was a boring mobile game mess, Crit/Variant is pretty dull, the tribal quests are nothing to really talk about, the Relics are fundamentally basic b***h tomestones and Manderville quests (and the Mandervilles are fricking aliens now), and otherwise.. well, you have the raids/savages/ultimates and that's it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do xivies review expansions entirely based on their MSQ's and not the actual content?
      because FFXIV players are some of the dumbest people alive.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I am so dumb, why aren't I getting dsp money? huh? checkmate.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the wowbuck

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The content is Simon Says for adults, same as always

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only part of Garlean lore I’m interested about is Gabranth and his rogue legion.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having to fight the big baddy is always a horrible idea, look at WoW they just need to keep inventing new masterminds all the time and now FF14 has the same issue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except it doesn't. Dawntrail is starting a new story, likely to do with auracite and some serpent in the lifestream.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that serpent's name is.. Sephiroth.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do expect him to be in the game one day. Either Alliance or 8man Raid.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we should make an FF4 anniversary celebration story in a way that totally shits on the Warring Triad story by making a character that is dull as dishwater barely move in characterization for the next 2+ years

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, are you pretending you care about Unkhasldkfsa whatever his fricking name was

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't care for him, but it's literally just retreading the same shit but with FF4 stapled on top without acknowledging that plot even happened, because side content purgatory. frick, we're gonna go to the First and unkabugaloo is just gonna be right there down the fricking street doing nothing while we figure out how to nuke Zeromus in a month

          [...]
          [...]
          It's an MMORPG. MMOs do not revolve around story, they revolve around social experiences with other players in an online world. The MSQ is extremely antisocial. If you want a story-driven game play a singleplayer game.

          it's an MMORPG that sells itself on having a singleplayer JRPG story. it's not like FF11 where it was strictly an MMO first and had trusts awkwardly added in to serve as extra DPS and meatshields so you can progress, they're fundamentally tuning this game so you can play nearly the entire story solo from start to finish, besides the Trials that they also are allegedly looking into making solo.

          What’s the relationship with the Warring Triad?

          not directly to the Warring Triad themselves, but the central character's plot focusing on his coming from the Void, the warriors that invaded from the 13th and other shit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just retreading the same shit but with FF4 stapled on
            wow, welcome to Final Fantasy my friend. It's almost like they have been telling the same story for 40 years.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >FF6 is the same story
              >FF7 is the same story
              >FF8 of all things is the same story

              >it's an MMORPG that sells itself on having a singleplayer JRPG story
              That makes no fricking sense

              honestly it's still a weird ass thought, but they did it. they know there's still a metric ton of people that won't even touch MMOs because they have a stigma of being entirely social games with overly complex mechanics and shit, so I feel like FF14 just quadrupled down on making the story a singleplayer experience to draw people in and hope they migrate to the other content once they're done

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They attracted people who wouldn't play MMO's

                That's not a good thing, anon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can say this, but we have proof on how successful this approach has been. In reality if a business isn't growing, it's shrinking so it must always appeal to new customers. I know wokeness has broken this mold, but it's the exception.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's an MMORPG that sells itself on having a singleplayer JRPG story
            That makes no fricking sense

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the relationship with the Warring Triad?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEX

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the 6.x story is anything to go by, Dawntrail’s story is gonna be crap.
    At least the new zones look really cool. The not-Peru zone looks like a comfy mix between Dravanian Forelands and Azim Steppe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the 6.x story. There's no homosexual shit. I understand why Ascian fans would not enjoy it and be worried about Dawntrail though.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raid story
    >ties into the plot of the expansion it's for, has an interesting conflict involving characters we care about, resolves the heart of sabik mystery, gives lahabrea depth, sets up future plotlines with aurcaite and the high seraph
    >msq story
    >has nothing to do with anything, relies on constant nostalgiabaiting, literally doesn't even set up the expansion that's directly following it, boring story centered around boring side characters as if anyone gives a frick about azdaja, nothing meaningful happens in 4 patches other than boss fights against ff4 references
    what the frick were they thinking? literally just swap them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing meaningful happens in 4 patches other than boss fights against ff4 references
      The setup for travel across the rift to other shards was established.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EW really was an underwhelming end to the Hydaelyn and Zodiark saga. Zenos showing up at the end was the only saving grace.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EW ruined the entirety of XIV, every mystery can be summed up to "it was an experiment by the Ancients". I was so excited to have a proper Alliance Raid again for EW and now I just don't care because I know the final story bits will be more azemwank due to them being created by the ancients. Anything we discover from this point on will just be an ancient's tool we have to stop.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I seethed so fricking hard when I did the post-Euphro sidequest and realized the Twelve are just random homies from Elpis
      Can't we have one thing not caused by Ancients? Just one fricking thing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Allagan Empire? It was all the work of one unsundered Ascian, and the Garlean Empire was just his newest try at the idea for the same goals.
        >The legends that formed the Gods Eorzea follow, and elements of the legends of lands far and wide across the seas? Ascians started those.
        >The entirety of the world's mythology and everything the characters have ever known as any sort of deities or so forth independent of the Twelve? Oh, yeah, Ascians had such power creation magics and the Primal summonings were entirely just weakened, crippled recreations of those.
        >The end of the universe by the hands of an entity no one quite knows yet? One really depressed Ascian did that by accident, and then when he remembered as an Allagan scientist, he decided to double down and kill everyone for it because the Ascians were gonna end the Allagans.
        The only thing, the ONLY THING at this point the Ascians didn't fricking do is the Heart of Sabik and Ultima's shit, which arguably makes Ultima a corrupting force that is a bigger threat and influence in various ways than the Ascians themselves, and even then we already killed Ultima two expansions ago.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realize trancers were right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never win Trancers. You only continue to prove you can't follow a simple story.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i realized they're wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire game up to 6.0 would always hint that Hydaelyn is self-serving and not purely benevolent, then 6.0 does away with that for a heroic version who was the previous Azem. I don't particularly care either way, having the assumed good deity turn out to be equally bad is a pretty dull JRPG trope, but it's hard to fault people for being disappointed when that possible aspect wasn't elaborated on.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The entire game up to 6.0 would always hint that Hydaelyn is self-serving and not purely benevolent
        lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ifrit's line in ARR about you being claimed by another
          >zodiark is symbolized as purple hydaelyn
          >the whole word of the mother puppetry and WoD subplot in 3.X
          >5.0 once again highlighting that Hydaelyn and Zodiark are two sides of the same coin
          People theorized the echo was a form of tempering from the start, and the game never went out of it's way to say otherwise until 6.0 when there were multiple opportunities to do so.
          >inb4 hurf durf trancer get off my vidderz

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WTF MY ASSUMPTIONS WERE WRONG THEY REWROTE THE STORY
            Fricking LOL

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say they rewrote it, just that they kept it vague.

              this homie got a hard on when Meteion said "At last"

              He actually thought it was Hydaelyn. fricking trancers

              I knew that wasn't Venat's voice because I'm not an ESL 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            this homie got a hard on when Meteion said "At last"

            He actually thought it was Hydaelyn. fricking trancers

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will rate DT because it’s going to be FFX wank and have a racist character in it

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are several other reflections that we can visit that they can do whatever they want with. For example:
    >welcome to the Second
    >Garlean empire? No, it’s called the Combine here
    >Emperor Varis? No, he’s called Dr. Breen here
    >Tower of Zot? No, that’s the Citadel provided by our Benefactors
    >Welcome to City 17, our finest remaining urban center on the Second
    >our warrior of Light is Gordon Freeman
    >New class: PhD physicist (uses crowbars)

    Please look forward to it

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that can save us from Ascians wankery is Allagans

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But more importantly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      upvoted xDD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Growing Light
      They really are going to have Zero turn into a Paladin and finish mogging to death the Paladin players that are left, aren't they?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf FF4 theme story has FF4 events
        Why do you force yourself to pretend to be mad over EVERYTHING?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying XIVgays have played any other FF besides XIII or XV

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know what happens in FF4, but that doesn't mean Paladin players aren't getting fricking trashed by the whole plot point of
          >Btw the epic saviour paladin that we built a statue to? It's not you. Sit your ass back down.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy frick you are insecure. This game sucks your dick way more than enough as it is. Jesus fricking Christ.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Be PLD player stepping into the "Paladin expansion".
              >Already had to deal with having the absolute worst of all the job stories in the game coming in.
              >First thing you find out is that you're BY FAR the worst tank, so bad that in fact people leave parties over a PLD joining which is rare af in this game.
              >Proceed to not get a single call out or unique dialogue for being a PLD in the PLD expansion, the best you get is pretending that Venat uses a sword has some sort of symbolism.
              >G'raha does the cool trailer shit instead of you.
              >Then proceeds to passage of arms you in UT, which if you yourself are a PLD, is fricking humiliating and all but implies he thinks you can't do it yourself.
              >Go into the patches.
              >Find a literal statue of PLD Meteor.
              >"It's not you b***h, frick off."
              >Only consolation you get all expansion is that you got reworked into a slower GNB.
              >Btw Reapers were getting several dialogue lines during these patches.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                RPRchads win again

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still get a kick out of how they advertised the WoL as doing their cool trailer shit, and then in the game itself they do those scenes nearly 1:1 but for whatever reason, because the WoL is off doing something else and there's a high chance the player may not have even touched GLD/PLD, fricking Graha goes in and uses his all-rounder Trust setup to take the exact spot and do those exact things but with a voice.
            It's actually hilarious just how Paladin's only emphasis in this entire expansion has ultimately been to highlight that the devs wants a 2-minute burst window for everything so fricking bad that they reworked the poster boy class post-launch after people pointed out how fricking awful it was.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              the paladin change is just to reference cecil and have a "knight in shining armor" for the climax of the story, it's the exact same thing as dark knight having zero relevance to shadowbringers' story but being used as a narrative frame in the trailer for "bringing darkness"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now u know how monks felt about stormblood

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I'm baffled that Zero and Zeromus have absolutely no relation seemingly. Like yeah Zero is a nickname that's pure coincidence, but even Cecil in FF4 had a species relation to Zemus and shit and some sort of personal stake. Zero fundamentally only has "muh home" and "muh new friends in the source".
        If they're gonna bounce her girlwiener this fricking hard they should've made the character give more of a frick at least.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could've fixed this by upping the amount you receiving for doing higher level 24-man raids. That's why people would keep cheesing the ilvl so they wouldn't get stuck in a shit 24-man like the NieR ones.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. People keep running CT because it's like 10-15 minutes faster than your usual raid. It's not a matter of rewards.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I know but it's still something that should be fricking fixed but for whatever reason people refuse to acknowledge it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank frick
      sick of CT

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with buns.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker is trash
    Are you literally me?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavensward was better than Endwalker

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are tank mains such fricking crybabies
    seems the only ones who aren't are WARs

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5 adds SB to free trial
    You know what that means

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no i dont

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/ZenthonPrime/status/1698586880793833525?s=20

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summoners got actual summons, but at what price…

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        turns out the so-called traditional summons don’t work in a game with no elemental affinities/weaknesses, a largely cosmetic mp meter, gcd rather than action point cost and a heavily scripted simon says combat system that doesn’t allow for actual summon effects such as the traditional teamwide raise of phoenix

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The summons work just fine, Summoner just needs more summons (Shiva/Ramuh/Leviathan/Odin/Alexander) and to get the Summon's Favor attacks at a significantly lower level so they have more to do on their way up to level cap.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more summons, never ever
            demi zodiark for dt, its my best offer

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >demi zodiark before shiva/ramuh/leviathan

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                demi ramuh and demi sephirot had been in the files since hw
                i remember the hype going in stormblood
                people hyped for egi glams

                here we are, almost 3 xpacs later

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we just need more vapid skins on top of generic 5y circle aoes and glorified dots

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >we just need more vapid skins
              I dunno how to tell you this anon but summoning in FF games has always been a big flashy animation for what is effectively casting Fira, Blizzara, Thundara, Quake, etc. on all enemies at higher strength than a Black Mage casting the same spell split to all targets.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is that blm has job mechanics tied to its spells to make up for mp no longer being a limited resource and element being nonexistent while smn has nothing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                MP has never mattered for Black Mage.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s true, i casted flare every single turn ad infinitum because mp never mattered

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mp matters because flare
                one of the plebbit moments of all times

                it never mattered, blm never needed manashift
                NEVER

                i hate how shb and ew catter to morons who think a rotation is hard and situational skills are hardcore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron I’M TALKING ABOUT TRADITIONAL FF BLM KEEP UP WITH THE TOPIC
                >doesn’t even realize it when turns are mentioned

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ff14 thread
                >argument about mp
                >i cast flare hurrrr
                >gets called out
                >traditional blm hehe its just a prank bro

                dumb Black person (you)

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you still playing this dead dogshit instead of BG3 or Kinofield?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bg3
      stopped at act 3 cuz they haven’t fixed it
      >starfield
      low effort bethesda trash, why would i play it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BG3
      Already beat that twice, not as good as I expected it to be
      >shartfield
      Lol lmao

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIV would improve 100x if everyone who started after 4.4 unsubbed and nrber returned.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but I just started 🙁

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go away >:(

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no >:)

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make 2nd ARR relic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't envy you, I finished Ragnarok and that was more than enough for me. I want Sasuke's Blades too, but not enough that I'll go through all of that trouble again over just buying and dying some Nightsteel daggers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I survive the books, I'm gonna make it. Even light farms aren't as painful as those frickin books for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The painful one for me was the sheer number of Aurum Vale runs I needed to make, I actually ended up getting a world-record time for speedrunning it as Warrior in the process wish I'd been recording and submitted a video of it to speedrun.com

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      after the tomeslop that is ew relics
      zodiac braves are a breath of fresh air

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they listened to reddit and twitter "muh fascist garlean" imbeciles
    >they got wienery thinking side adventure was good due to shb and botched garleans and the end days in endwalker

    expect neo garlean to show up in the new world because
    1
    >project tartarus
    >the world map got a crack between north not america and middle one
    2
    >not america got loads of ceruleum which uldah and garlean explore fully as far back as arr
    >the 4th is still unaccounted for with only rumours of gabranth's death after his whole speech of making a new empire

    will it work? dunno, but expect ishikawa to get an oda treatment by the time dawntrail reaches mid xpac

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      More

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >benchmark is better than the entirety of ew

    ?si=Ofqs9SRLFFo6l8NN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if sb didnt shown how they are always better than their xpacs...

      minwalker

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    plates at the best addition to the game in a long time

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, I'm tired of XIV. It's time to let go. The XIV you dreamed of will never exist, not this late into its life cycle. Anything of interest will forever be thrown away. That's the theme of Endwalker, to move on from better things into much, much worse things.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hype for the new world. Just go play something else.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bozja is actually fun
    I was wrong
    maybe I'll finally do eureka

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fair warning, Eureka's a different animal and it isn't broken up by raids until all the way at the very end with Hydatos.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard like the overworld mobs actually matter and you have to walk or be silent with certain mobs or something, is it as kino as it sounds?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah enemies have very old-MMO trigger conditions, sometimes arbitrarily so. Some enemies will force you to walk past them or else they'll aggro, some enemies will be aggroed by a spell being cast in their vicinity, things like that. Enemy aggro also lasts a frick-long time, it's why it's easier to just kill whatever's chasing somebody half the time, outrunning it doesn't work unless you aggroed it while you were already mounted and you're moving a pretty fair distance away.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not arbitrarily
            plants wont sight aggro, they're sound
            underground stuff like worms, the same
            undeads will blood aggro
            sleeping dragons will sound aggro

            they have been like this since arr, you can also use the aggro method at deep dungeon mobs
            if it doesnt have animal eyes it cant see

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah enemies have very old-MMO trigger conditions, sometimes arbitrarily so. Some enemies will force you to walk past them or else they'll aggro, some enemies will be aggroed by a spell being cast in their vicinity, things like that. Enemy aggro also lasts a frick-long time, it's why it's easier to just kill whatever's chasing somebody half the time, outrunning it doesn't work unless you aggroed it while you were already mounted and you're moving a pretty fair distance away.

          The triggers are actually present everywhere in the game, Eureka didn't create them, it's just that most of the time in the game you can either solo an enemy without too much trouble or it's too far out of your league and will murder you. It's why sometimes mobs will aggro if you run near them with mounts (and you're within 10 levels, and they're a hostile mob rather than a "peaceful" one) while others won't do anything as long as you don't run in front of their line of sight.

          In Eureka you generally need a group to fight things at your level, at least early on, and it's a lot easier to get murdered in general so you actually have to pay attention to the types of aggro that exist.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pyros and hydatos are way more fun than bosnia
      too bad no one plays hydatos anymore
      but you can godmode with proper logos

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah enemies have very old-MMO trigger conditions, sometimes arbitrarily so. Some enemies will force you to walk past them or else they'll aggro, some enemies will be aggroed by a spell being cast in their vicinity, things like that. Enemy aggro also lasts a frick-long time, it's why it's easier to just kill whatever's chasing somebody half the time, outrunning it doesn't work unless you aggroed it while you were already mounted and you're moving a pretty fair distance away.

        Sounds great, but only not a lot of jobs are fun at 70 but still eureka sounds cool
        thanks anons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          rdm is meta anyway
          or tanks

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT XIVtroons vehemently defending their trash game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's nothing left to defend
      even top shills have given up

      it is officially over

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop shilling your video for clicks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if anon is zepla then i wanna frick that granny anon pussy right now
          in the ass

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh man no wonder Xeno stopped really playing the game as well. He is just milking the mazed ones at this point.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xeno went into hiding because he was exposed for being a pedophile

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            u mean humiliated after people found he ditch his cute gf for a streamer and got cucked?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's a dogshit person and a fricking weirdo, like most FFXIV "content creators" but for some reason they all get a pass because they kill a video game boss week 1 or 2.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was just at fanfest lol, there's just nothing going on in XIV.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and disappointed when he found out the girl he was hovering turned 18 before fanfest. Now he's been trying to ignore her and deleted a VOD where she keeps trying to talk to him and he opens up her twitter links from chat in hopes she stops talking.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            proof?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xeno's waiting for the splatoon updates to be DM' for him to play FFXIV again.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bozja is fate grinding in two ugly zones
    >but it's fast experience for no effort
    I was wrong
    I actually don't want content, I just want my numbers to go up

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so FFXIV shat the bed? did they frick up on a WoW level?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it just got content drought
      not as wod into legion still

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Destroying the Empire was absolutely completely totally fricking maximum moron

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. The guy really hit the wall there at the end huh?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV has the best tummies of any game.
    The tummy game is unbelievable.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm intrestred to see what they got cooking up for next 4 expansion packs, I know there was a lot of rewritten shit RR to SB so at the least we will get something consistent

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick did people actually expect Garlemald to be? The place had gone through like 4 civil wars by the time we got there and the scions had almost completely wiped out any Garlean presence on eorzea by that point too.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's FF17 coming out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would guess 2030.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker is one of the most disappointing things I have ever experienced, and it's the expac I started with.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ewwwww booster detected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No? I played through the entire MSQ.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is this game getting some fricking pronouns?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Ganker equivalent of pretending to have mental illness at tik tok for attention

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Thancred banged the brazilian girl he showed the map to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see weird the reactions were when the trailer showed Thancred chatting up the Native girl?
      I've seen saw many people say that part made them feel uncomfortable, even saw it being discussed in the NN.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, but I want to know if there was plapping

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kate replacing Koji

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happened years ago

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Koji is her supervisor now. He's still there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      koji got promoted to boss
      kate is the wagie

      good ending

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i git gud at DRK in Frontline? i've been playing WAR to some great success but DRK i just turn into a total idiot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pvp drk is shit, specially in big fights
      you have only a small window to aoe with the lb
      and people will dogpile u when u do

      gotta stay at 1v1 and picking stragglers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a pocket healer.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the Japs are going to use our "DT" to call the expansion doutei

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really do like how you can see the MC gradually age/grow through each expansion. I mean even in Dawntrail he still looks young, but you also know he has TONS of experience with so many things now, and by all accounts he's basically a walking god.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      canonically only 1 year and a half passed between start of arr and end of shb post patches
      >twins will never grow up
      >somehow wol gets older by the day
      wol is a metaphor for yoshi aging 50 in 10

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        but they never claimed a year
        the twins are still 16

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they literally did
          in interviews back when sb was current

          they got called out due to inconsistencies, like boat travel taking 2 months from eorzea to hingashi, but chars popping up there with messages for eorzea as the story deemed fit

          so they eventually threw it all away, stopped telling dates or length of travels

          then you now have thancred teleporting in and out of garlemald as if its an easy thing
          thancred out of everyone.

          also by this time set by the devs the twins are a few months away from their 18, and elezens get a growth spur between 19 and 21.

          lame by the devs, dt is the perfect time to do it and they're afraid

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            MOAR MOAR MOAR

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want Alphi and Alisae still be slightly below middie height, but that would be perfect.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              they could be like emelina or whatever horsefart brother is, he is young and short compared to other elezens
              or better yet, hilda sized

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it weird that his hair is black in Dawntrail when it's canonically been brown the entire time, it looks like he dyed it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Light brown hair gets black in the sun, that's why no surfers are blonde, didn't you know

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Light brown hair gets black in the sun

            Whaaaa....I have brown hair and it has NEVER turned black. I'd actually say my hair is more chestnut/dark brown, but even in sunlight it doesn't seem to change colors.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whoosh
              Your head

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sun also somewhat bleaches the hair at their end in caucassians and Black personidos, unless u have japanese/native american pitch black straight hair, if he doesnt have some golden hairlocks by 8.0 ill call the devs hacks

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A CHAOS CHAOS!
    I CAN DO ANYTHING!

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad job balance like HW is preferable to bland job balance like SHB and EW. You literally can not prove me wrong, because we've spent more time on bland jobs that struggle jobs at this point in XIV's life and people still look back on shit like bow mage fondly because it was unique.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad job balance like HW is preferable to
      absolutely fricking not, not a single bard misses bow mage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BRD mains are basically non-existent but most would prefer jank like bow mage over the shit it is now.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no i would not, please commit living dead

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    transdeadgame

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summoner doesn't work in this game because it's not even a fricking summoner. You just have a fricking sparkle fox that you jam a crystal into and turn them into a "primal" for 5 seconds. There is no "summoning" involved in summoner, not even now that they let us "summon" Titan, Ifrit, and Garuda. You're just turning your fricking sparkle fox into a "summon" for a few seconds to make a single attack then they turn back to normal.

    In other FF games you ACTUALLY summoned deities. In XIV it doesn't even canonically work because there AREN'T any deities in this game's setting, every god is literally fake and gay. I have no idea why the frick they ever bothered to make summoner when both from a lore and gameplay persective it doesn't remotely live up to being a real summoner.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        According to the FFVII fart-sniffing FFVII orbiter

        If this is final fantasy then where is sephiroth?

        , Final Fantasy XVI is not a Final Fantasy because his gay lover Sephiroth and Cloud is not in it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Summons have almost always been just black magic with bigger damage, more MP cost and probably annoyingly long animations.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because classic summoners design only works in turn based combat and would be ass, boring or both with this games combat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >summon deities
      tourist ousted

      ff4 summons are just magic beings
      ff6 summons, same
      ff9, same

      they're not even strong per se as they are killed before and during the story, just magic creatures that lemd their powers

      ff7 summons are planet manifested creatures made to defend it, literal nature's antibodies in pokeballs

      same for ff10 as they're tied to the summoner pilgrimage

      ff8 they're basically psionic parasites that feed on memories of their host

      the only place where they can be perceived as god esque in powers and place in the world are 12 , 15 and 16as they're mystic forces
      and 12 ones are literally grigori, angels are hardly gods.

      your whole "opinion" is based solely on 15
      now get out noctis simp, 15 was the worst.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got a one month ban for saying the plot of the raids were “gobbledeasiatic”

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      in game? why would u interact with apes?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently gobbledeasiatic is a racist term of abuse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes, everything is racist to commiefornia illiterate tards.
          like the gadsden flag teacher in the recent video
          i hate this games gm so much...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics or didn't happen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which raids

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nier

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a legit criticism almost everyone else has so it’s bizarre you were banned for that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's SE GMs unfortunately they're all Americans so instead of getting the common sense boomers in FFXI it's literal twittertards. If you were banned for a month though you must have been a naughty boy beforehand because it tends to escalate before it leads to longer bans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had been playing pretty homierdly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they ban as they see fit, bad words are above cheating in the gms list because words hurt muh feefee
        zero consistency, ive seen 3 day bans for botting and 7 days for a simple "frick" in chat
        if the moron gm thinks the word is racist i can see the 30 days as an excuse to terminate the account later

        gobbledyasiatic literally means technobabble
        ohhh noooo pls dont ban me xiv gm technobabble is not racist
        [user was banned for this post]

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ what has happened to this game? I don't think I've ever even seen a GM in 8 years of playing.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Go back and stay there.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking LOVE Ryne

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They ended things. That’s okay, it’s okay to have resolution, things don’t have to perpetuate just to please fans.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can Big Fish forever, but crafters are too fricking boring to level

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to find an active FC that isn't full of fricking snowflakes who can't take a joke
    this community is the softest i've ever come across in any online fashion or video game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are there fcs like that? yes
      will you find it casually? no
      i tried letting people in in mine TWICE
      both times shit devolved in drama because troons

      its worse nowadays as the new rules allow gms to punish you for shit in fc chat, so if someone tell a joke, the troon reports it and everyone gets a gm call
      so people wont divulge or invite randos
      the game chat in this game is basically just lgtv club ads and moronic zoomie shitpost
      everyone else use shitcord to avoid gms

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It's called come to Excalibur

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pls elaborate
        wont ultros and lamia "strimmers" and troons report people aswell?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but there is an fc that wouldn't care about your language or jokes unless you decide to just be a complete jackass for no reason.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the issue is nowadays everything is considered a no no
            i had this guy if an FC once telling he was drunk and saw 2 ducks having sex outside his house, but it was ok cuz he didn't give a duck.
            then this moronic 40 years old hag pops in chat telling how childish he is and how her 4 kids would never behave like that
            the fc leader b***h ass sided with the hag and kicked the guy
            dude had depression irl and just vanished from the game after this

            this old hag left the FC every week whining that she was too old and everyone around in game was too young and the fc leader always gave her attention and invited her back, WEEKLY, not even a hyperbole, literally this shit every fricking week

            but a duck joke? thats too much...
            frick this community with a pineapple

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is dead and only porn sick trannies are left

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Barry.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          His victory is complete

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          barry won

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pull an A rank from ARR with a new friend who just finished ARR to show them what they are
      >We kill it just the two of us
      >Random catgirl comes flying "Um you should wait for other people to kill these because..."
      >Reply "LOL"
      >Keeps talking in shout about their "muh hunt linkshell"

      These people are mentally ill

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square flushed 10 years of MY sub money down the toilet on final flop shitsteen, I'll never forgive yoshitpiss for abandoning us

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel was a mistake, it never makes sense.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I nominate barry for New Tribal Chief of all Final Fantasy threads. He warned us of the ruin yoship was about to bring us and we mocked him, it's time to acknowledge Barry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry and his cult are entertaining I'll give them that, more entertaining than endwalker is going to be anyway

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        barry is not a person
        its an idea
        a movement
        a movement to shit on every troony that slurps the shit out of yoshipiss' stinky anus

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          a movement to get wrecked in an argument one australian started on /ffg/ about the last remnant

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the more annoying yoshitrannies get, the more barries you'll get

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              "yoshitrannies" is one of the worst insults i have ever seen escape the keyboard of a Ganker poster

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a billion times better than calling someone a barry or zelinkgay as an insult

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                barry was doxxed as a pajeet in australia
                you cant expect much anon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          we serve project barry

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry won
    Ffxiv is dead
    Fffxvi is dead
    Ffxiv streamers like zepla and arthars openly mocking the state of the game and promoting competitors
    Xeno barely plays, his youtube is just react shit
    Dawnfail will be the maintenance mode expansion while cbu3 is being forced by jap suits to slave away in making 2 dlcs for ffxvi in addition to a PC port
    These threads have 0 people that play the game, as anyone with any ounce of dignity abandoned the trashfire that is shitwalker
    So only trannies and homosexuals like pic rel are left
    Owari da

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xeno barely plays, his youtube is just react shit
      this one still hurts...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hurts?
        why do you care if a groomer grifter stopped playing?
        this b***h promised to qui xiv back in shb, he even made a stream deleting his house
        said he was going to play aion cuz he was tired of xiv
        >asmon says he would play it
        xeno comes back faster than a bullet acting like asmon and saying "iam asmon from the future"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          xeno reminds me of the better times before this game died

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Endwalker so annoyingly preachy? Previous expansions at least tried to present some counterpoint or nuance. Second half was just listening to the same moralism over and over

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about streaming and making videos for FFXIV when the next expac comes out. Tel me what you want, yes YOU, the player.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want all the money yoshitpiss stole from me back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual critic about the game and specially the playerbase without sugar coating it or being afraid of twittertroons harrassment like zepla, scottzone and asmon did

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a solid idea. I was planning on rushing through the expansion and creating two videos akin similar to how they do job actions but showcasing all the abilities of the two new jobs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          meh I'll just stick to asmongold, his takes are solid

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Asmongold is an idiot and flip flops.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Asmongold (is an idiot) and flip flops
              just like my yoshitpiss

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yoshida's problem is he is a westaboo and doesn't know how to do PR.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree that's all just like my yoshit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is lame imo, people already do that, they get 0 views, someone did a video with all drk skills removed, people barely mention it anywhere
          dataminers get a little more like the phookas and bad wolfy
          clout chasers and drama prostitutes get the easy bait views
          memes are variable, novafunbun got a health view amount, but many doing meme lore runs and explanations get suffocated in the bog that is reacts and "lets play"

          criticizing the game is prime clout imo, for all troons lashing, the xiv haters and people who are tired of the low effort will back u up, guaranteed engagement

          what i reallt wish we had was machinima humor skits like tbc and wotlk wow
          the ones we get are all lgtv homosexual preachy "memes" or moronic "emotive" amv with some shitty kpop song

          i hate this games community so much bro
          fricking hell they are bland and boring

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            To each their own, but to be honest the two job showcase was me testing out my adobe premiere and after effects knowledge I've acquired and been practicing for a while. Thought about commission some art pieces of characters for each transition between level sets on a job. For example, the new melee job and they would be wearing a pvp armor set in the artwork, as it would transition into the game footage, that same artwork character would appear in the game. Presentation and small details I think about on my free time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i suppose this could be great for your portfolio, yes.
              i mean, go for it, dont let my opinion stop it, if you're motivated, if it ends up good, good for you and good for the community too, we can use any new good content we can.
              share the results and good luck o

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what i reallt wish we had was machinima humor skits
            dead games don't produce stuff like that bro

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abandon thread, moronic samegayging started.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Abandon thread, (moronic) same(gay)ging started.
      just like my yoshitpiss

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    barry runs these threads

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone just done with the tomes already? What is the popular activity to grind, there's zero people on any of the raids

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I can't speak for anyone else but as someone who just finished ARR, all the jobs up to HE, got the ShB jobs, just started Hildebrand AND has done most of the base content, I'm really enjoying the game as a new player and I'm excited to see what this game throws at me next.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if we just apologize to barry? We mocked and thumbed our noses at him for years but he was right about yoship being unqualified to direct a single player FF. What if we all say "I'm sorry barry, you won" one time and he agrees to leave us our threads in peace?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If delusions could be easily cured by just verbally placating them there wouldn't be a bustling industry of selling capsule-form lithium.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not here to debate the merit of shrinks I just want an end to these hostilities, I want our comfy threads back

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      never thought I would miss Life Surge and Phlebotomize of all fricking things

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just killed Garuda and rescued Cid's crew, how much base game do I have left?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm asking because I'm near the free trial level cap and I want to know if it's because I'm near the end or it's the game showering with stupid amounts of XP

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game is showering you with stupid amounts of XP, this is why leveling at least two jobs simultaneously is recommended. You'll know when you get to the expansions.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick, my other jobs are way too low level to do the MSQ. Guess I'll have to bring them up to speed if I don't want to waste it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But also, a lot of shit opens up once you beat Ultima Weapon, which isn't too far, it's just that getting to the expansion after that takes a while.
              Main thing being the ability to buy Tometone of Poetics gear.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should put in another exploratory zone but make it have no affect on experience outside and not tie the relic's progress to it. That way, everyone can just enjoy the place for the fun of the content.

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