FFXIV

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a wow player trying to make us xiv fans look bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second post Brian post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brian has went full circle to become Pablo.

        Amazing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          QRD on xiv schizos?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not knowing Pablo and Brian
            These threads are in a pretty dire state

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Junpei from the critically acclaimed game Persona 3?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. They got BTFO and exposed last thread and they are in full damage control mode now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh fanbase e-reputation
      Die b***h

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played WOW, so I can't speak on behalf of them.

      But from what I understand, the XIV community is considered to be cold and dead. I know because I have never used the chat, and I'm assuming a lot of people don't either. We are all just doing our own thing.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    /p I'm going to focus on collecting CE for us, then attacking oppressors and brutes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"going to focus on collecting CE"
      >goes middle to compete for measly +10s and grief the team instead of going to a lane and killing mammets for +20 a pop and setting up a favorable lane to push

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing mammets for +20 a pop
        I usually only get 2 per mammet what?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mammets hold 20 CE, when they die (including suiciding to a structure) they distribute the CE among everyone that dealt damage to it i.e. if you damaged it for 100% of its health you get 20 CE, 10 CE for 50% and so on.
          If everyone's going to the train zerg and you can solo a lane, you can get a mech up in 2 mammet waves, since each pair of mammets holds a total of 40 CE (but you'll lose some of it to your own mammets hitting the enemy mammets). If you're coordinated and send 1 player solo to each lane you can get an Opp up and running with over 60 seconds left to the first train arrival which can be really good for an early push regardless of whether your train zerg is winning or losing.
          Optimally there should always be at least someone clearing each lane, or you're throwing away 60 CE per lane by the time the first train arrives.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >60 CE per lane
            Sorry 120 CE per lane by the time the first trime arrives. So, if you have a solo lane with no/little opposition you can
            >Cap your group's CE to 100
            >Damage the enemy tower for like 15%
            >Charge your 2min LB
            >And still make it to the train fight before the train arrives with your LB up
            There are many strong tactics in Rival Wings that nobody does because the meta is thankfully very underdeveloped, even most premades just rely on snowballing Battle High while having subpar shotcalling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      PVP
      Who would wanna do that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like PvP, just wish I could get a queue to pop for rival wings. I missed the chance to play it when it first came out and never got to try it since.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should just include it in the daily roulette already

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          b-but the cultists told me content stays relevant forever....

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            they weren't talking about the afterthought that is PvP

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah, so they were just talking about the raids that force you to play 1/3 of a class.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shitpost aside, content does age pretty fast in XIV. It doesn't get directly nerfed but it gets tons of planned indirect nerfs.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame they nerfed the soul out of Coils before learning not to do that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're on NA, primal DC has had rival wing queues at less than 5m for the entirety of the moogle tome event. You still have a chance to queue up for it before 6.5

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give it a try this weekend when I have time to play. My guy is on Aether, but I guess data travel works for a few days.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go to primal, moron. The ques are still popping

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a d*scord that coordinates times for everyone to queue rival wings

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        me
        getting 100 battle high feels good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gobbiejuice at the start
      >No one goes mid to farm battle high for an easy jumpstart

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do FFXIV players hold worship ceremonies for grifters?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood who this guy was supposed to be
      he looks like some kind of moron people follow to laugh at him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Night Media, they're part of a group that gets promoted so they can socially influence people with ideas the establishment likes
        That company is also connected to Disney
        Take a look at the other voices that are a part of Night Media

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is just a degenerate neet with usually based takes on mmos, greedy companies and lazy sjw devs. He also killed his own mother

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >usually based takes on mmos
          Not since the 2017 incident

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're moronic. That why it's so easy for WOWchads to go in and farm the MSQ for free subs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WOW
        Come on now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual of the month starts playing
      >Give him a warm welcome like a proper friendly community
      >homosexual spergs out when his wowrotten brain is incompatible with well-made games
      >Starts making excuses, blames the community, stops playing
      >His whining holds no fricking water because the community made sure to behave spotlessly
      >homosexual now looks like a loser and is made fun of

      Also, the second an eceleb exposes how much of a leech they are, xiv players drop them immediately. His views tanked so fricking hard, not even his return to XIV stream got a third of the views of what he used to get.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but the community is so wholesome!!!
        >DID YOU JUST FRICKIN SAY THAT THERE'S A LACK OF CONTENT HOW DARE YOU HOW LITERALLY DARE YOU BARRY FRICK YOU YOU'RE DERANGED LITERALLY GHOULISH BARRY BARRY BARRY
        >PLAY THE GAME NOW!!!! NOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds, now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the community made sure to behave spotlessly
        You can't possibly believe this. For a while seemed like every week there was some new community-wide meltdown about a WoW streamer who didn't cry at the right moment in the MSQ.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is bard fun? Is it hard to manage the songs and shit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bard is fun until you die once then everything is permanently out of sync

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Forget 1 song in an ultimate
      >Everything is fricked for the rest of the fight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I main bard, job is easy as frick and you can put out a decent amount of dps. The song cycling is way easier to manage compared to other jobs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in FF XIV is hard. Everything can be summed up for you in a 5 minute YouTube video.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 replies
    >already crying about wow
    poor xivbabies feeling inferior again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi OP. Still butthurt?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. They got BTFO and exposed last thread and they are in full damage control mode now

        Friendly reminder that WoW, the undisputed king of mmo's live in your head. Rent free..

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah alright ESL kiddo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But XIV has more players.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            any proof?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >50 people in the single major city in current content
              >every other city is dead
              >meanwhile every city in XIV is full
              Grim..

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                every city in XIV is full
                Someone post a screenshot of Rhalgr's reach.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not a city. You would know if you played the game lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s an outpost

                >gets told it’s not a city
                >runs to archives to save image anyway
                I hope you have a support group

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Lore wise it’s a city. Gameplay wise it’s an outpost.
                Feel free to cope more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lore wise its a mmo
                Gameplay wise its a VN
                Feel free to cope more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao malding

                >Lore wise it’s a city.
                It's not. It's a secret resistance base which was previously a temple of the Fist of Rhalgr. You have no idea what the frick you're talking about.

                Lmao then explain why the walls are full of houses

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lmao then explain why the walls are full of houses
                There are no houses in Rhalgr's Reach, there are old training spaces and storehouses for the monks which have been repurposed for the resistance. They tell you exactly what the place is when you arrive so how are you confused about this?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok it’s still not considered a major city gameplay wise. What’s your point?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lore wise it’s a city.
                It's not. It's a secret resistance base which was previously a temple of the Fist of Rhalgr. You have no idea what the frick you're talking about.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lore wise it’s a city
                >Gameplay wise it’s an outpost.
                lmao. i love that ffxiv doesn't even let you experience 90% of its game world.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it even have an inn for accessing glam chest or armoire?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's people getting lv. 70 weapons and being Naago's slaves there all the time.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This was the emptiest corner in an abandoned outpost I could find on short notice sorry.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              b-but the cultists told me content stays relevant forever....

              >doesn't play the game
              >just shills their dead game in these threads all day
              global rule 11

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't play the game
                any proof of this?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                When he tried to lie that he leveled from 1-90 without seeing a single player in the zones

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, but can you prove it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prove you aren't gay.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                confession accepted

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >confession
                Embarrassing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you prove you aren't a blizzard marketer that talks about wow in xiv threads everyday?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You made the claim. Burden of proof, troony.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow you are actually still buttmad about me mind breaking you last thread that now you are just repeating the same things. It’s all good fun, man. Please let it go lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                any proofs?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got some proofs that you’re seething

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't get paid
                He does it for free

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do they still have server sharding?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does the undisputed king of mmos need to be shilled in XIV threads everyday?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why does the undisputed king of mmos need to be shilled in XIV threads everyday?
            Because the actual undisputed king rarely comes down from his throne to grace the masses.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Funny, last XI thread I saw died with 10 posts

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was actually a pretty comfy one yesterday that had a few hundred posts I think.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was one literally last night. And another the day before.

                Wish I would have found it then. I actually play both XI and XIV. I only saw the one I mentioned

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't played XIV since Stormblood so I should really come back to frick around. I've been waiting until the MSQ is completable 100% with trusts because I don't play well with others. I do like these threads sometimes though because it's cool when people post some of the new music.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you play with a friend using the trust system?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, either all trusts or all people

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking gay, I wanted to play with my wife but the players are way to autistic or hostile sometimes and it runs trying to soak in the sights.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was one literally last night. And another the day before.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              XI is a dead and forgotten game
              Its threads can't even get 10 replies

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would play the game but I got filtered in the sign up. I dont have a fricking clue what I'm doing wrong...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >XI is a dead and forgotten game
                I'll concede that it is dead but it will never be forgotten at least as long as I'm alive.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one thread every 6+ months
                not looking good

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why does the undisputed king of mmos need to be shilled in XIV threads everyday?
                Because the actual undisputed king rarely comes down from his throne to grace the masses.

                Is merging the xiv and xi subscriptions a realistic thing that could happen?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                100% going to happen in the not so distant future, it's just low priority.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's been a rumor for quite a while. Doubt it will happen. But I'd like it if they did it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is merging the xiv and xi subscriptions a realistic thing that could happen?
                It would make perfect sense to do that, so Square Enix will never do it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Highly doubtful. FFXI is so intricately woven with PlayOnline and the knowledge (as well as how much it would cost) to decouple it just isn't at SE anymore.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should have removed PlayOnline years ago. But I would miss hearing this

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snae ling

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I played I would call my party troons then leave

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think there will ever be a way to play 1.0?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah some youtube autist is making it in unreal engine as we speak
      https://www.youtube.com/@slerplederp6655/videos
      Has a bunch of actual 1.0 stuff on this channel

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=V_yDPrYhc75mzdKz&t=88

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine dedicating all your time to seething endlessly about a game you don't even play

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...why so smug
      This smug is also retro...very pixely...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        small indie post please understand

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile every city in XIV is full

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s an outpost

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets told it’s not a city
      >runs to archives to save image anyway
      I hope you have a support group

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now post Kugane

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meowdy

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to travel in 1st person view to get the scale of the world. This game should be outfitted for VR because some places look great.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wind-Up Succubus
    >"100% anatomically correct. Handle with care"
    Grand Companies literally selling living onaholes to their soldiers

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lalas fear the samurai.

    *silence*

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buns are meant to be broken.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buns are cuter unbroken.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my opinion Buns should be doing the breaking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was a Viera male.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post lyse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lyse nuts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Femlalas show me your holes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's excessive
      This is all you get

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *sniff*

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething so hard he missed his phone autocorrect
    lol
    lmao

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    which gay couple will be visiting Fire Island next?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy NECK

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3:1 post ratio

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure she's getting banged every night by ironworks employees. How else would she be surpress her horny

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    does wow have a rideable dodo mount? no? its shit then

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see a bad blizzard news I actually look in the catalogue for ffxiv shit just to see how the blizzgays respond it’s been pretty good this week after the leak

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What leak? I stopped keeping up with blizzshit after the allegations

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >free to play with micro DLC packs
          They're turning into LotRo
          I've seen this happen before
          Prime signs of a dying game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link to that thread? Did the larper forget about the DoA mobile warcraft game?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the shit about retail WoW sounds way too moronic
          even for blizzard

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dragonflight looks more Chinese than mists of pandaria

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking about the change in the monetization model

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Retail has been on “milk the whales” stage for awhile. Classic has more players but makes less money. I’d buy basically any rumor about monetization changes for retail, that’s a captured market.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw someone saying that Ion said at some point that they weren't gonna sell the battlepass-thing currency (forgot the name) and that they recently started selling it.
                Is that actually true?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and there was only like a month between the statement and them starting to sell it.

                ok so which one is it?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the truth

                Yes, and there was only like a month between the statement and them starting to sell it.

                They didn't sell it outright but bundled it with something else and made sure that it was impossible to get all the rewards without buying that bundle because otherwise the currency is timegated.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The latter google WoW trading post

                ok well then I can't say I'm surprised
                but that shit is grim

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The latter google WoW trading post

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and there was only like a month between the statement and them starting to sell it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In an interview with Gamespot, Game Director Ion Hazzikostas has confirmed that there are no plans to sell Trader's Tender as a standalone product in the store
                >sell Trader's Tender as a standalone product
                >standalone product
                there are no standalone tenders

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That just makes him a weasel using a 'gotcha' so you can't say he's lying. Otherwise he would have outright said 'we'll be selling it as part of a bundle but not as a standalone product' or some such to clarify their current plans.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no plans to sell Trader's Tender as a standalone product in the store
                read moron, read

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah they just bundle it with something completely worthless like the corsage and say they're technically not selling it standalone

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, so Ion never lied about this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Technically not lying doesn't mean its not against what the spirit of the original question was. Remember, you can't buy gear in Diablo Immortal

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weasel paws typed this post

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone above 75 IQ realised the original quote meant bundles will come. Tells a lot about the mental capacity of xiv players.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                shalom, rabbi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you really just try to turn your ballbustingly stupid defense of Ion's shitty weasel words into some kinda gotcha against 'the other team'? Really? And the worst part is I'm responding to it.

                Lala Rangers save me, because apparently I cannot save myself.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The lawyer dev talking in lawyerspeak? What's next? Yoshida crying for upvotes?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm surprised they released dragonflight as a regular standalone paid expansion honestly. They've turned every other game they own into a battlepass, GAAS nightmare already, WoW, especially considering their barebones dev team who can't barely make a complete expansion anymore, is a prime candidate to shift into some f2p maintenance mode with microscopic gameplay additions twice a year paired with battlepasses, and some optional WoW+ subscription.
                Hell, they were already testing this shit on classic. Only reason I can see for them to not shift that way, is some kind of stubborn pride about still being the biggest subscription MMO in the market, and not some f2p has-been hellscape full of greedy monetization.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Retail has a battle pass apparently

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They added a free battlepass for FOMO and retention in january, but promised it'd be free, don't worry guys you get it all through gameplay!
                Didn't even last half a year before they monetized it.
                And wowcattle still bought it up and still play despite the dragonshite updates having next to no content because the team is spread across 4 products.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically everything is fricking dead except Diablo immortal of all things

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I see a bad blizzard news
      where? you mean metzen getting rehired?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you point to the spot in WoW's History where Ion Hazzikostas hurt you for you to be so bitter?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all 3 expansions developed with ion in full control are widely regarded by most to be the worst wow has ever been
        I guess bfa launch in that case

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          BFA and Shadowlands, yes. But Legion is far more well regarded than Cataclysm or WoD.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite thing is to say XIV is dying a slow but sure death. eCelebs are doomposting. SE stock is in freefall. XVI was averagely reviewed and didn't meet their expectations in sales.

    It's over for SE and Yoshida specifically. He's proven he's just a hack.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ziv threads don’t make it past 100 replies without bringing up WoW to artificially keep the thread alive

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pffffft hahahahaha dude let it go.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who do we hate and why is it femroe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell him sister! SHE HULK POWER!!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you go too, freak.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Femroes are based

        >femroe are-ACK!!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who sees Michael Cera and says yes I want this to represent me in an MMO is based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am EXACTLY like all the male highlanders.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what makes them incredibly based compared to femroe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a homosexual who thinks he is super manly and is terrible at the game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femroes are based

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    your response, transtrontrentrontal troontrantanteltasy zivkektroonbucks?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a new ip

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey in orbonne... remember to show him your hole XD
    So fricking cringe, every fricking time I get this fricking raid some stupid fricking homosexual says this. What the frick is with white people that makes them such massive fricking homosexuals? I hope the new coronavirus kills everyone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single hunt train this expansion has at least one person saying "Awooo!!" for Arc-Theta in Ultima Thule
      That's my one hated community joke

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Innocence
      >OH NO HE'S HOT
      Good thing Cape Westwind doesn't exist anymore with the " hardest trial in the game" memes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing I hate more than online communities that have their own "in-jokes" that they relentlessly spam and then giggle to each other when brand new players to that community have no idea what they're fricking talking about.
      >OH YOU WILL SEE!!! *snicker*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >angry that a community likes having new members instead of projectile shitting at them
        You can be cringe and you can be free, but only both at the same time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >likes having new members
          If that was true, then the most natural way to share joy with someone is allow them to discover it on their own for the first time and allow them time to form their own opinions on it.
          The amount of time I see in this game where you get into a MSQ raid for the first time and people in chat are just like
          >OH WE HAVE A NEW GUY IN HERE
          >YOU ARE IN FOR SOME ABSOLUTE KINO!!!! DONT SKIP THIS CUTSCENE
          >JUST WAIT FOR THIS ONE PART ITS FRICKING INSANE!!!!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon learns people like sharing things, gets mad about it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your idea of 'sharing' is showing your friend a movie and then when THAT part is about to happen you turn and stare at them with a huge grin on your face.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes anon normal people gauge if other people like THAT part as much as they did themselves

                >anon never actually learned how to share something

                t. gets pissy about spoonfeeding on Ganker

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >requiring validation for the things you enjoy
                People like you live such sad lives.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes anon normal people gauge if other people like THAT part as much as they did themselves
                No, they don't. It's incredibly obnoxious. Like the other anon said, you're not actually interested in sharing. You're not interested in your friend having their own experience and forming their own thoughts about the media on their own. You just want to watch them react because you want to validate your own ideas about it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literal freak having a meltdown in the thread about imaginary people and imaginary scenarios related to those imaginary people
                You can't make this shit up. Some of us have friends that we want to enjoy something as much as we did, because we care about them, which is why we gauge their reactions carefully.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The lack of self awareness here is astounding. No, your friends, if you actually have any, do not appreciate you turning and staring at them hoping to gauge the 'proper' reaction. They do not appreciate your """subtle""" hints that something notable is about to happen. You're incredibly self-centered. If you wanted your friend to enjoy the thing as much as you did, you would let them have the same experience you did, an experience without some homosexual who already knows everything nudging with their elbow and giggling about "hehehe you'll see about that later!"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imaginary scenario imaginary argument

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anon never actually learned how to share something

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the crystalloid gay who does all this cringe shit without a hint of irony and starts melting when you call him obnoxious for it.
          Go find another twitch stream playing through Heavensward and keep making """subtle""" hints that something is about to happen soon every time they inch closer to the Vault.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day, Primal meximonkey

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the worst part is you know this moron says it every fricking time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's nothing I hate more than people developing their own cultures and socializing
        Yes, this is why you're here, autist.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonflight won
    Classic+ won

    ziv? lost

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy an ad if you want to shill your dead game in these threads

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        buy an ad if you want to shill your dead ffxiv

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its logo is a W, simple as.
      We so back!

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tera was so much better than this game. It's too bad they fell victim to their own greed got the better of them, had so much potential.
    Didn't have the shitty tab targeting system that makes MMOs feel like RTSs with skill based quick time events.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elens were better than Lalafell, the latter look like down syndrome babies with weapons

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lalafells look like actual toddlers and half of the playerbase does mental gymnastics to convince themselves that they totally just look like short adults.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lalas are Tarutaru but with all of the soul stripped out.
          So they attract weirdos and the same sort of obnoxious subhuman who plays gnomes in DnD that thinks they’re the funniest motherfricker in the world while every hates them but is to chicken to shut up because they know he’ll go apeshit if you do anything he awkwardly laugh at his “””””jokes””””.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yoooooo I’m drnk helnig tonite sry if u diie xD

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with that cat.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did blizzard do now for this thread to pop up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hearthstone is being put on maintenance mode
      Also I'm the OP and I made the thread to talk about fun FFXIV things, it's everyone else who won't shut up about blizzard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hearthstone is being put on maintenance mode
        What does this have to do with WoW?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It confirms the leak posted earlier in the thread
          But anyway talk about FFXIV, for me it's FARLEMALD XD

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            farlemald is fun
            cranky because hunt trains are mainly kept track of in discord servers i see

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Leak has zero mention of Hearthstone maintenance mode
            >IT CONFIRMS THE LEAK!!!!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      continue to die a slow death and ruin their ips
      soon it will be a zombie that's repeatedly raped for nostalgia bucks once the actual studio dissolves and activision repurposes the leftovers

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started the game, how do I play the black mage? Changing elements is confusing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fire 3 and Blizzard 3 change elements if used from the opposing "stance", so Blizzard 3 while in fire stance or the opposite
      Transpose skill is needed to change element before that point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm not new

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low level spam Fire 1 and Fire 3 procs, go to ice to recharge. Make sure to keep your DoT up.
      Mid level try to get as many Fire 4 as possible, you should start doing standard
      Higher level make sure to spend Foul then Xeno before overcapping, make sure to end every fire phase in Despair
      Max level you get Paradox making standard extremely viable and making movement much less painful.
      Standard rotation is F3 F4 F4 F4 Paradox(F1) F4 F4 F4 Despair -> B3 B4 Paradox
      Spend Xeno to move or not overcap, make sure to keep T3 up.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sorry I'm not new

        Yeah I'm not new

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalas have the best butts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the actual frick is wrong with xiv players?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What dance is that anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dance de forma de modder

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's obviously modded
          https://raykie.gumroad.com/l/xplmo
          it's a PUBG dance apparently

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't play cringe shit like pubg or fortnite so I can't recognize meme dances.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't play those games either, but that's what raykie does
              he either ports fortnite/pubg dances or makes porn animations

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pinkala I missed you

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Bob Barker here reminding you to help control the RP population and have your Miqo'tes spayed or neutered. Good Bye Everybody!"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited for the new patch next week, thanks for listening.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breaking Thaliak's bussy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro looks like yanderedev

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >subbing for a .0 patch
      lmao see you in three months for the actual complete patch

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think about resubbing for the update but I can't imagine a job that I'd have fun playing.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Endwalker been retconned yet?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ok

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how often people tell you that FFXIV is dead...WE SHALL STAND AGAINST FATE

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got into savage raiding and ended up getting groomed, the pipeline is real.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they make this big fall guys collab
    >suddenly fall guys devs all get laid off
    kek so much for the collab returning in the future

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Fall Guys...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        epic laid the team off along with like half of the fortnite devs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Epic fired like 16% of their workforce (around 900 people) because according to Timmy Tencent "they have been spending way more than they have been making for a while". So Apparently all of Mediatonic got the axe, and a lot of Fortnite people did as well.
        Sega also just canceled that garbage Hyenas game despite the game being pretty much completed because it looked like shit and no one played the beta
        A lot of shit is going down with gaming companies at the moment

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A lot of shit is going down with gaming companies at the moment
          People have been saying the gaming bubble is going to burst for the past 30 years. My popcorn is completely stale at this point.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's probably not gonna burst, but shit is dire
            >All that shit with Embracer (Gearbox firing a lot of people, Volition dying)
            >SEGA saying "we are in big trouble" and canceling a lot of shit, including that shitty Hyenas game that was basically ready to ship
            >Studios like Bioware dying in the background
            >Jim Ryan fricking off into the distance
            at least it's kind of funny to watch

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              My viewpoint isn't as much as the bubble bursting but I would love for gaming companies to realize they don't need fricking 150 million dollar budgets wasted on shit like mo-cap and chasing realistic graphics to the nth degree.
              Maybe we can get back to smaller studios releasing games every 1-3 years instead of these fricking insane projects taking 5-8 years. If the death of AAA means the rebirth of AA, I'm all for it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA
                im also pretty sure that inflation and increasing prices are playing a thing here as well. What used to cost these companies 20 mil to make a game might now cost triple or quadruple that. Couple that with people no longer stuck working from home because of the coof, and you have a recipe for financial downturn. As much as I would love for the bubble to burst, it’s just going back to the pre 2020 modus operandi with the caveat of increased prices

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Timmy Tencent "they have been spending way more than they have been making for a while".
          So he's tripling down on his shit hemorraging store rather than cut his losses and become profitable? Or is fortnite finally nosediving?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I doubt he's doubling down, but yeah it's obvious Fortnite is not as big as it once was

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ESG funding stopped
          >a bunch of homosexual lgbtqia++++++ shit gets abandoned
          Good. Hopefully it won't happen again, but I don't have any hopes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ESG funding stopped
            it's not stopping
            they are just gonna do it under a different name

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's real
      Well, shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Fall Guys...

      Epic fired like 16% of their workforce (around 900 people) because according to Timmy Tencent "they have been spending way more than they have been making for a while". So Apparently all of Mediatonic got the axe, and a lot of Fortnite people did as well.
      Sega also just canceled that garbage Hyenas game despite the game being pretty much completed because it looked like shit and no one played the beta
      A lot of shit is going down with gaming companies at the moment

      >A lot of shit is going down with gaming companies at the moment
      People have been saying the gaming bubble is going to burst for the past 30 years. My popcorn is completely stale at this point.

      This is interesting to see, but nothing is going to change.
      The same shitty games are going to release for another decade.
      Now is the time to play retro games and to cherry pick what you play that's newer.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miqote women should be bred by Hrothchads.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come home, white man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game is just as, if not more pozzed than ff14.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is classic, not troonyflight

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's a cope.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it still lets me build my character and openly shit on people for their terrible performance

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok that doesnt detract from the LGBT shit it has anon. You can choose to be blind to it all it doesnt change anything.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes and theres nothing more pozzed than being forced into your government mandated character path and being unable to speak your mind

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meds

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this was true, but those leaks are probably fake man. Also:
      >level cap rapes to 70
      frick off, keep it at 60 and just add more zones and content

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >frick off, keep it at 60
        but TBC was peak class design

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but TBC was peak class design
          do stupid people actually believe this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbc was easily peak class design in wow
            classes and specs are still unique but they buffed all of the useless hybrids
            still plays like an rpg rather than a shitty action game

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              pressing 1 button over and over isn't fun.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is when the game around pressing that one button is satisfying

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the problem. Pressing 1 button and nothing else inherently can't be satisfying.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                exploring a world
                building a character
                grinding for meaningful rewards
                socializing and finding your place in that world
                can all make pressing one button for hundreds of hours fun

                thats why rpgs and mmo rpgs exist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, so why not have all of that, AND multiple buttons?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can, but most games shed all of that actual rpg stuff when the adhd player base starts complaining about pressing 1 button
                try not to go too far with the goalposts

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pressing 1 button over and over isn't fun.
                but enough about classic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, wow should just remove levels entirely. Make the game purely horizontal about going wherever the frick you want in the world and doing any content you want. Make it about collecting gear and transmogs and challenging fights, rather than powercreeping meaningless stats.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know why they haven’t already. For non raiders and mythic poompers the game is a collectathon anyway. Who the frick even cares about the leveling in WoW anymore when you do 1 zone and get 50 levels.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know the game you are talking about

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you trust that modern Blizzard won't ruin it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what cope is all about.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chris Metzen
        Chris Metzen

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean the metzen that wrote WoD?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            and Cataclysm lmao

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Washed up, has been, WoD writing, coke fueled, lore forgetting, swear removing, failed DND campaign writer, Chris Metzen!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mean the metzen that wrote the last KINO expansion?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, it's that Chris "my daughter said the bikini armor was not ok" Metzen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expansion literally called awakening
      >people think it won't be woke

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not clicking that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I debated clicking on that.
        My mind was like
        FORWARD AND BACK
        AND THEN FORWARD AND BACK

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys got any good anime to watch?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      anime is for pedos, just like ffxiv.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anime is for pedos
        Quote from an actual pedo years ago

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and he was right.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got something to admit, then?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure what you're pretending to get at. If a pedo says the sky is blue I'm not going to insist it's purple.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, I don't watch anime
      however, I could recommend a few romcom mangas if you're interested

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      みなみけ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm catching up with One Piece while grinding Diadem. By the looks of it I will get the pteranodon before I'm caught up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey guys, recommend me a TV show
      Would help if you gave a genre
      Or better, go ask Ganker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armoured Trooper Votoms.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people actually discussing WoW

    Look, XIV got fricked by SE with XVI and a host of other bullshit so EW ended up as a maintenance expansion, we all recognize it, XIV is not in a good spot currently.

    But holy frick homieh you're discussing retail WoW like there's any manner of potential or positive potential for it not only be "fixed" but to actually be good.
    The only people who could possibly even consider that opinion are the literal homosexuals, furgays, and trannies that play the game right now. Metzen would have to fire half the studio, which he bloody well won't, to even have a chance of creating something that is less pozzed.
    Do you HONESTLY believe WoW, in a worse place than even the shitfiesta 1.0 was, is going to see a miraculous turn around with current Blizzard at the helm that XIV did? Because that's what it truly was, a literal miracle, a swan song power play that didn't end in tragedy for FFXIV.

    Stop pretending that the most likely outcome won't be more akin to Hyenas being cancelled, the Saint's Row Reboot studio closing, or any other free space choice of shitty western studio doing dumb gay shit and being shuttered. Get a mother fricking grip on reality and make your own god damn thread to discuss it while you're at it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who is discussing retail wow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discussing retail WoW
      Where?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo mommy help the gays are micro aggressing me again!!

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why don't you gays make a wow thread that'll die in 100 posts
    Because /wowg/ already exists.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so stay in your gay furry containment thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      /wowg/ shits on the buck mod that forces them to talk about worlo

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love femra

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plays the race with waif females
      >

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do I get one of these bawds for personal use

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    XD LE LALAS HAVE THE BEST VIEW
    hey in orbonne... remember to show him your hole XD
    oh and in p11 and sos.... PREPARE FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE XD
    *queue into Innocence* OH NO HE'S HOT XD
    WELCOME TO SHADOWBRINGERS XD
    *queue into zodiark* WELCOME TO ENDWALKER XD
    FARLEMALD AWOO
    PHANTOM TRAIN? I HOPE WE CAN SUPLEX IT XD
    BIG FAT TACOS XD BIG FAT TACOS XD SO BIG
    *any instance* TURN THE VOLUME UP!
    *finishing the vault or there's a sprout in an important duty* ENJOYYYYY THE CUTSCENE 🙂 WINK WINK DO NOT SKIP IT PLEASE IT'S SO GOOD JUST WAIT YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
    *cape westwind* LOOKS LIKE WE GOT THE HARDEST TRIAL IN THE GAME

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV has the most pathetic memes I've ever seen a community come up with. The worst by far was when they went around advertising the award winning free trial like jehova's witnesses.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah there are some good memes. There's just a bunch of cringelords like any large community. It's like conflating good WoW memes with moronic shit from it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dank ilberds were the best part of stormblood threads

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          WoW memes were based though. Except Leeroy, I'll grant you that one.

          ?si=d7m8BcRClrHPeiKQ

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >LE LEEROY
            >LE MILLHOUSE
            >OH NOES ITS LE OLD GODS AGAIN XD
            >FOR THE HORDE
            >GARROSH IS MY WARCHIEF
            >DRAEBAES ARE BUILT FOR ORCS
            >DID SOMEONE SAY THUNDERFURY BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you forgot chuck norris and anal (for the children)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anal for the children is good.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anal for the children is good.

                I said anal for the children (link to the msq quest) in NN. Crafter mentor kicked me for "pedophilia"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The wild days of the internet are over. Adapt or die. I don't like it either, but there isn't much you can do.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you forgot Anal [insert anything]

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >LE LEEROY
              leeroy jenkins itself was funny
              >LE MILLHOUSE
              this isnt a meme
              >OH NOES ITS LE OLD GODS AGAIN XD
              this isnt a meme
              >FOR THE HORDE
              this isnt a meme
              >GARROSH IS MY WARCHIEF
              this isnt a meme
              >DRAEBAES ARE BUILT FOR ORCS
              this isnt a meme
              >DID SOMEONE SAY THUNDERFURY BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER?
              this was a meme and spammed to death and unfunny 1/7

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does FFXIV have any moments like leeroy that transcend the entire playerbase and become something of a legend even for fans that don't even play the game?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2001
                >sep 11
                >bush: such devastation... this was not my intention

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that I can think of, Leeroy Jenkins was pretty much a case of right time/right place.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no because its not an mmo and the community will never create anything because you dont have to interact with people to play the game

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's the point of appealing to "real" mmos all the time if there aren't really any modern examples

                dead genre, moot point, bad argument

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not an argument, it's the correct answer to anon's question.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that leaves dead genre and moot point uncontested

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                because no one disagreed with that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow classic is the most "real" mmo released in the last decade and its also the most popular mmo right now
                could just be nostalgia but i think people want an actual social game again

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And even then, vanilla/classic is hardly a real MMO, it was already a lobotomized theme park. Real MMOs died with Ultima.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah vanilla wow is real mmo, having quests does not disqualify a game from being an mmo

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only qualifier I'd say vanilla has is the lack of a main narrative driving it all, and leveling being extremely grindy, but it already introduced and codified shit like the dungeons or endgame raiding, which only worsened with each expansion, it just wasn't manifesting the symptoms yet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                instanced dungeons/bgs are definitely the most anti-mmo content vanilla wow has but the vast majority of the game still happens in the open world

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't it all sharded to frick these days, because of progression impacting the open world? Do you see people who are on a different quest step than you?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                in vanilla? no

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's retail, and the sharding shit works on 2 layers. One is what you mention, with changes to the world itself (which was always based), the other is what they started adding in like, BFA or Shadowlands, because the game code has degraded so much, the game lags horribly if more than a few players are together at the same time, so they force-shard players regardless of progress to keep the game running at a decent framerate (and still fail at it).
                If you ever played Dark Souls back when it used GFWL and tried to actually summon a friend, that's what modern WoW feels like.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah vanilla wow is real mmo, having quests does not disqualify a game from being an mmo

                fricking Black person morons. mmo just means
                >massive multiplayer online.
                even shitposting on Ganker is an mmo, you halfwits

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm too stupid to know what a colloquialism is

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry about your autism but sometimes people just say mmo as shorthand for mmorpg

                that's fricking rich, coming from two cum slurping imbeciles arguing and seething about shitty theme parks on an almost 20 year imageboard. they're same at the core. they're both shit. now kiss, you homosexuals.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry about your autism but sometimes people just say mmo as shorthand for mmorpg

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The billboard

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                have you heard of the award-winning game...

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                VOUCH FOR ME

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What muh parse does to a motherfricker

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kino melties

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                qrd? is the mexican chick in the right here?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She shit talked her static members behind their back on a public stream anyone could watch, in other words a woman moment.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Besides the award-winning copypasta, or such devastation, I don't think so.
                Definitely nothing will ever come out of ecelebs because xiv players don't really care about streamer or youtube culture for the most part.
                Also that era of the internet is long dead, it's now very hard for things in one medium or subculture to permeate into another.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                "A smile better suits a hero" comes close-ish, notable enough BG3 slid it in as a reference

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I've seen that one and pray return referenced in a couple places.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lel

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you bring up an interesting point with streamers and ecelebs. I don't think anything like leeroy will ever happen again, at least not organically. You have too many people trying to chase popularity with shit like that or chase virality that it's harder to tell what is and isn't genuine. So to your point, I think a lot of people just push that shit to the back of their minds subconsciously instead of making a deal out of it at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leeroy
                completely fake, gay, and setup.
                didn't read any more of your delusional bs after that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not what you're looking for but "MSQ" has taken over online spaces for every game community.
                I've seen it for every major game that came out this year.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems pretty dumb to use that acronym outside the context of an MMO.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                well it just means main scenario quest, as in, the questline that follows the main story. Makes sense in any sort of RPG when you want to separate the main campaign from sidequests.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always thought
                >main quest
                >side quest
                Worked okay. But I guess shortening 10 characters down to 3 is worth it for some people. I feel old

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Internet is for porn was always cringe, even back then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only wow memes that come close to xiv levels of beating a dead horse are thunderfury shit and chuck norris jokes in barrens chat and that wasnt even wow specific it was just an internet thing at the time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NIDHGGER

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is popular with women, so the memes are shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess that's an NA thing? I don't find any of this moronation on Light. The most I see copypasted is occasionally some player with that old 2.0 macro explaining behemoth meteors in CT.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Guess that's an NA thing?
        Yeah, it's an NA thing, aka by far the game's most populous region outside of Japan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crystal is the worst with the obnoxious chat. You usually get very chatty instances.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shit faerie players repeat endlessly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "THAL'S BALLS LMAO!!!" in Aglaia

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an in-game thing I guess, but the one that makes me groan the most is morons on twitch spamming "DUTY FINDER IS CANON" in the couple cutscenes where you supposedly summon your other selves.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dynamis?!
        OMG STREMMER LIMIT BREAK, DYNAMIS IS LIMIT BREAK REEEEEEEEEE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >XD LE LALAS HAVE THE BEST VIEW

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        always makes me chuckle

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OMG CHECK THE WEATHER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >queue into Zodiark
      >"I WANT OFF YOSHI'S WILD RIDE XD"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is there a way to play this game and somehow completely filter any and all chat from other players? I want to play it but pretend that everyone else is just a robot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of the game is watching cutscenes alone, so most of the time you don't have to think about it. but yeah you can just hide the chat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the part where the elephant mom and her kids turn into blasphemies in vanaspati
      >someone starts doing the manderville in the middle of them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always do /disappointed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have written show your hole but its so my team doesn't die!

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mindbreaks lalagays
    How did she do it?

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST SHOW ME THE NEW JOBS ALREADY AND STOP THIS TORTURE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it matter? they're just going to be clones of existing jobs anyway.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes passive aggressive remark and instantly leaves or disbands party
    Is there a bigger community of pussies online?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clear party
      >2 wipes or disband
      simple as that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This community is so full of little b***hes that they'd rather disband and relist than kick the obvious trap.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw strummer didn't pick 1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the bunny nazi guy?
      Why are anglos so severely mentally ill?
      I fricking hate brits aussies and canadians

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    futa draenei

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >notice that most wowfugees and wowfugee streamers play drk
    suddenly i feel disgusted
    should i switch to gnb?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      everybody likes the edgy greatsword job
      no sense in not at least trying gnb

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i constantly play both but i had my pride as a drk user since hw as it was my tank of choice and i started maining tanks recently

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should've switched ages ago, drk is in a fricking pit this expansion while warrior and paladin get all the unnecessary buffs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        WAR is like DRK but with self healing and even worse ogcd's. GNB is the only tank worth playing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRK is the fist bait. They expect a badass with a huge sword and heavy metal.
      What they get is a plate mage with a cardboard sword

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone become room temperature IQ towards the end of ARR and does the writing recover from this shitshow?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maehiro is a hack, but also you're looking at a coup in which all Scions were abruptly implicated
      Yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but also you're looking at a coup in which all Scions were abruptly implicated
        >The blonde dude chooses to tell the WoL about sketchy activity, instead of his superior Alphinaud
        >For some reason you don't tell said Alphinaud either
        >Said superior didn't bother tracking the funding he was receiving even though he was aware that's the modus operandi of the corrupt oligarchs and they've already been the victim of betrayals before
        >You get "framed" for killing the queen and taken in by 3 measly guards even though you could pretty much kill everyone in the castle single-handedly by that point
        And this isn't even mentioning the fact that the game literally forces you to recruit a guy that LITERALLY WAS FOUND OUT SELLING OUT HIS COMRADES
        It's legitimately some of the worst fricking writing I have ever seen.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why didn't WoL just slaughter his way out of the city? that's what an innocent person would do, what a plothole

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He can't incapacitate a handful of guards without killing them

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >incapacitates guards
              >proves to the entire room you are a violent threat
              >more guards/soldiers/whatever rush in
              >keep escalating
              >now you've committed actual crimes fighting against the law, on top of the crimes you just got charged with

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >proves to the entire room you are a violent threat
                You mean the room that was full of people that were already into the coup? And this is not even mentioning the fact that the WoL has enough clout at that point to just frick them up anyway and claim it was self-defense. Not that he has to anyway, it's stupid no matter the angle

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You mean the room that was full of people that were already into the coup?
                Ah yes, the leaders of the 4 main nations at the time were in on it, you are right.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rewatch the cutscene dumbass, the only ones in the sultana's room were the WoL, Teledji and his corrupt brass blades. The banquet was happening somewhere else, the people you mention didn't even know the sultana drank the poison until Teledji told them, meaning the WoL could've simply knocked out the brass blades at the sultana's room and the people at the banquet would've been none the wiser.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you meant when you get dragged out back to the party. So what then, WoL knocks everyone in that room then goes back to the party like nothing? Until they all wake up/are found and tell about how they caught the WoL killing the sultana and then subduing them?
                Or you think it's better if the WoL fled the palace entirely, giving them even more credence?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So what then, WoL knocks everyone in that room then goes back to the party like nothing?
                He could just tell them there's been a coup attempt? Who would they believe? The guy that's saved their asses multiple times from primals and the empire, or the monetarists who've been openly disrespecting the sultana and are known to want her gone?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Game of Thrones was big at the time and they wanted to do a "red wedding" scene to dazzle morons with. Please understand.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was literally one monetarist (which in this city is the ruling class) and the literal police, over some hobo who showed up a week ago and helped with some chores to suck up to the leaders and get closer to them, to potentially kill them.
                I'm sure they'd be inclined to believe the WoL, Raubahn straight up says so, but it'd still be a messy situation where you'd end up in jail and be eventually judged.
                It's a crime committed in Ul'dah, so basically 0 legal influence from either of the other 3 states, and they could choose to not even call them as witnesses. Raubahn is just a general and has no real power, it'd be all the monetarists against the scions, plus several brass blades as witnesses of you beating them up.
                You are escalating the situation from "maybe killed sultana, no real evidence" to "probably killed her because he then also tried to get rid of the brass blades".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and the literal police
                The Brass Blades are actually a PMC, which makes it even worse.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >over some hobo who showed up a week ago and helped with some chores
                >Killing Titan, Ifrit, Garuda, Leviathan, Ramuh and the moggle gay king
                >Stopping a fricking IMPERIAL LEGION and an ancient weapon of mass destruction
                >some chores
                No wonder you think the writing is good. You haven't even mentioned the other plot holes by the way.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm still waiting for you to explain why "WoL beats everyone in the room, leaves, faces no consequences" is better writing or makes everyone else involved not 20IQ.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >So what then, WoL knocks everyone in that room then goes back to the party like nothing?
                He could just tell them there's been a coup attempt? Who would they believe? The guy that's saved their asses multiple times from primals and the empire, or the monetarists who've been openly disrespecting the sultana and are known to want her gone?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kill everyone and declare self king of the planet
                >no repercussions
                It's the perfect plant really.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Misrepresenting the argument
                I see you have given up, no more (You)s friend.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The brass blades and Crystal braves dogpile you and have you locked up before you get the chance to tell anyone. They can easily get the royal guard in before you have a chance to defend yourself too. Just because you came in and did some shit doesn't mean you're the most trustworthy person on the planet either. Plus it's not like you had any evidence on who murdered her as opposed to having actually been in the room alone with her when she 'died' which certainly makes it easier for you to have murdered her than anyone else.
                On top of all this Rauhban blew up and murdered Teledji before you had much of a chance to do anything which further complicates matters.

                >glasses

                way to out yourself as gentically weak

                More importantly, glasses are cute you little shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're really not. they're a far better indication of soullessness than any pupilless eyes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They really are cute, especially on a proper lady or otherwise learned Lala.
                Also stop listening to raidlala's jealousy induced propaganda, polished gemstone eyes are much cuter.
                The only mark of soulessness in this game is when someone mods their character to look like some horrifying doll-face creature.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funniest part is that they completely walk back the Sultana's death by shoehorning in that Lolorito swapped out the real poison with a special sleep potion lol. The entire sequence has basically no lasting consequences or relevance to the rest of the story. They just wanted to do a le epic betrayal scene because of Game of Thrones.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it could've worked if it was some kind of weird powerplay to get teledji killed, potentially get rid of the scions, and then have more sway over the sultana (could've pretended to find a cure himself or something).
                What bothers me the most is what you said, there's no lasting impact, you get that one scene where you talk to him in that shitty town and suddenly everyone's ok with him and nothing happens after nor is there any lasting impact.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >by shoehorning in that Lolorito swapped out the real poison with a special sleep potion lol
                That's not a shoehorn or an asspull. That's how it was always going to end because it's an epilogue to the 1.0 ALC questline, in which he tried to save another Syndicate member's son from that same sleeping poison by financing the cure for it, because Teledji was trying to scare his mother Eolande into giving up her seat.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's an epilogue to the 1.0 ALC questline
                God I wish they brought back 1.0 stuff in some capacity to fill in holes like this or the Alexander story. Just let us play an instanced version of it through NG+ or something.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                New players can really never know just how often 1.0 stuff still comes up. It's insane how much context they're missing and how the devs seem to have no problem with it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's no satisfactory way to go over a lot of it without either an infodump (bad) or rehashing 1.X storylines outright so you're on the same page (also bad)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a 1.23b veteran and I can't even remember most of the 1.0 stuff anymore.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's an epilogue to the 1.0 ALC questline
                God I wish they brought back 1.0 stuff in some capacity to fill in holes like this or the Alexander story. Just let us play an instanced version of it through NG+ or something.

                New players can really never know just how often 1.0 stuff still comes up. It's insane how much context they're missing and how the devs seem to have no problem with it.

                This will probably be breaking news to you, but very few people ever give a shit. Lomorons are rare.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The amount of people who complain about the outcome of the bloody banquet says otherwise. That's a pretty major event and the outcome is only satisfying if you're one of the few people who actually played 1.0 and did all the ALC quests and the later followups.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's me, im that people, what the hell happened on the 1.0 ALC quests?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically
                >Godbert doesn't exist yet, the sixth Syndicate member is the owner of the ALC guild, Eolande Quiveron
                >she's a royalist, so Teledji and Fyrgeiss want her out
                >they start poisoning her son Damielliot with a sleeping poison
                >Lolorito hates this underhanded bullshit and starts working in the shadows to try and save them
                Eolande ended up dying in the Calamity, with some implication that Teledji used the event as cover to assassinate her. Lolorito considers the whole thing a major failure on his part and now he looks after Damielliot as a member of his own family. If you've been around long enough for some of the Christmas events a few years back, he's the guy running the childrens' ward in the hospital.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if im understanding this right it means that lolorito saving nanamo wasn't something they pulled out of their asses but something he had been planning for years, damn, it sucks 1.0 content isn't accessible

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, he used the same poison they were using against Damielliot to save Nanamo. He was trying to redeem himself for failing Eolande.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't play 1.0. I've blasted through the MSQ, then saw the same basic bullshit hamster wheel grind that's in WoW, so I quit ff14 forever too. You wanna know my personal opinion about the entire MSQ? (I did it before they cut the Reborn MSQ again and again tho, a couple of years ago. Also before the reworks to lvl 50 story dungeons (Ultima Weapon) and removed Westbot completely. Anyhow:
                >Realm Reborn: same as any other FF title. "Kill" "gods"
                >Heavensward: was a bit too long for my liking, too drawn out, and I didn't like the whole dragon sex part. Also ending was dumb as fricking hell. Take two uber powerful orbs and throw them off a bridge? What in tardation? So fricking moronic I can't even.
                >I didn't like the next one.. Blood smth? So much, that I don't even remember the fricking name of the xpack. And aside from ubersamurai I don't remember the story too. Not rly. Garlemald fighting? Right. Forgettable. 0 impact.
                >??? was there anything else in between?
                >Shadowbringers: scale becomes too much, so much so, it renders all the previous parts unimportant. Who gives a shit, when all godly entities, and by extension their representatives (including player character) are equally bad for the universe? Also, evil really fell off there.
                >Endwalker: fricking bird. sad bird. moronic quest to catch her, while she is turning invisible too. Edge of the universe? Fighting a bird. Dumb story. it also happens, that everything would be just the fricking same without the dumb birdb***h and the whole questline to build a ship with rabbits. Because you'd still fight the mad garlemald defector, just back on your shard, and the story ends there. Basicly you can cut like 80%+ of stuff out of the msq, over like 3 latest expansions, and nothing will change as far as the war on the shard goes.

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the funniest shit was to trigger the ff players by engaging in shit they've always pretended to love, but at wrong times, so they didn't expect it. esp it pissed off wow refugees.
    but the game is boring and has all the flaws of a typical theme park. bad, in short.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we e barefoot and have feet like this ingame (without needing mods?)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because normal people don't care, footgay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If feet get more polygons, then everything else in the game would need to downgrade to grape-tier for the game to run at all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only mentally unwell people are into feet
      It has direct links to schizophrenia and autism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question is if the 7.0 update will fix feet or if they'll still be disgusting blobs forced to wear sandals when no foot armor is equipped.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sex

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    please post ryne

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A: All in the belly
    B: Belly
    C: C u in the belly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember it being
      Adds (kill adds)
      Belly (go in)
      Chains (tie him up)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adds Belly Chain is shit, you only need two people for chains and it should be tanks who aren't doing anything anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but it worked, it's easy to remember, and easy to wrangle morons with.
          Eitherway, nowadays no one knows shit, so every run is just
          >Veterans all go in the belly to do the actual mechanic
          >newzooms keep hitting the boss for 0 dmg
          >if you are lucky, 1 veteran stayed out and solos the chains

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. reddit

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to get intimate with a lala girl
    >check out Ul'dah on different server
    >loads of lala girls
    >they're all looking for futa femroes and bunny boys

    It's over

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw i only get approached by bunny boys
      I hate these uwu soft dom feminine FAS weirdos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried ice cream or candy?

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lizardgf...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are men

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalafell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, my onahole has arrived.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glasses

      way to out yourself as gentically weak

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Tugs at bush*

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people that lust after Lalafell
    Cringe.
    >People that want to marry a Lalafell and have a family
    Chad energy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lust after lalafell to marry and start a family with.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WILD

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    belly?

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm relatively new and I wanna do coils of Bahamuth sync'd. I can't use party finder, would using discord be a good idea to find people interested? I'd rather avoid trannies as much as possible.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=LwNLc5mAzoTQpjKY
    Criterionbros...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only listen to people with hair

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    belly ?

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead
    Game

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That Zeromus theme
    Kinda sounds like a battle theme from Pokemon

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start by posting 'Sieg' at the start of every trial or raid
    >wait for other players to post 'o/' out of habit without looking at the chat first

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish avatargayging was a bannable offence.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many FFXIV players pedos? Just look at this thread. Christ.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, lalafells aren't real

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with anything? Are you just pretending to be moronic?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are people who settle for men who are <6' pedo?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lalafells are just le short
            Pedo mental gymnastics never cease to amaze me. Lalafells unambiguously look like toddlers.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lalafells unambiguously look like toddlers
              Ok? So do manlets. I have to stop myself from stooping down and talking with a high voice every time I need to interact with one of them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a deeply dishonest and unserious person.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >manlets hate lalafell because they remind them of themselves
                this explains everything

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think we've heard enough out of you, pedo.
                The more you cry and object about lalafell more obvious you make yourself.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have never seen a toddler and thank god for that, you're just another Dr. Pizza.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird question coming from someone who's clearly genuinely moronic and can't tell video game potatoes and real children apart.
          If you kill someone in a game that makes you a murderer in real life too, right tardo?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? You are still a pedo dude, just accept it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can safely assume at least 80% of lalaspammers are falseflagging homosexuals who hate FFXIV.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it is with anything related to Japanese media.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes belly

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone make the next bait thread, this one is about to hit page 10.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lala themed imo. its doing gangbusters atm

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep acting smug and you'll be turned into steamed veggies Broccoli

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope I don't get banned for posting what looks like a toddler

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lala's are the lowest form of life.

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good lala is maets lala.

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