FFXIV

A game without a proper protagonist cannot be considered to have a good story.
The Warrior of Light is like a mannequin that you're supposed to pretend is a person
They do nothing but stand there and don't have any real emotions other than small smiles and grimaces.
Even a generic heroic do gooder personality would elevate the story beyond its current medocrity.
The character of the mc is extremely important and this game lacks in that completely.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emet-Selch reaction pics and shit takes.
    Name a more iconic duo.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      your parents

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dick and ur mom's pussy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ffxiv community and mental illness

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A game without a proper protagonist cannot be considered to have a good story.
    Yes it can

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kefka is the protagonist and society is the antagonist

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP utterly and completely BTFO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFVI story is massively overrated though

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeinfeldIsUnfunny

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's false equivalence because in VI every character is a main character with their own goals, backstory etc. It would be like if XIV's WoL characterization was the same as the scions, or if the DRK lvl 50 quest was a MSQ thing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The proper protagonists are pretty blatantly Terra and Celes anyways

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terra is the main character stupid and I am tired of this gay meme

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terra is an optional character in the second act of the game.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game begins with and ends with her. She will always be the main character not the entire cast.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally doesn't end with her if you don't recruit her. And you're not required to. The only required characters in act two are Celes, Edgar, Sabin, and Setzer.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bad endings aren't true endings so aren't mandatory either. The game still begins and ends with her especially in the true ending.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            shittola was chosen for dissidia she is the MC of FFXIV

            this is your brain on fanfics

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              So.. that's suppose to address me in some way?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lowcaps posters who form their entire identity on hating an npc are mentally ill, don't mind them and just talk around them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems FF14 threads have a lot of those with lala spammers, barries, not barries, berries, and whatever that was.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is a whole fricking lot of schizos in these threads. So many that it's actually hard af to actually just talk around them, but still, better to not get dragged down.

                He needs a weaponized D&D wheelchair so he can tank again.

                Just let him get on the G-Warrior. It's not like he'd need legs to be useful. The mere fact he also has the Echo means he'd probably be as good fighting in it as WoL.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I get that. I lurk more than I post but thanks for the advice I almost got suckered in.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kefka is the protagonist, Terra and Celes are his foils
        we play the game thru the perspective of the antagonists

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't take the opinion of someone who saves a file like that on your computer, and the take itself is really bad. Millennial/zoomer subversive takes from youtube reactionaries.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >buzzwords
            I expected nothing less from a Terra with a receding hairline

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >youtube essay regurgitator

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *nods silently, then makes fist-in-palm gesture*

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as the support cast makes you care, you are invested. I care a lot for Y'shtola, so I am invested. I am curious what the big bad will be in DT. Another Thordan one shot, or setting something bigger up?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >long hair shtola
      Cute, but inferior to short cut.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly cat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong pupils.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    your bullshit concepts of what it means to be a protagonist and whether a silent protagonist is good or not are entirely arbitrary and ultimately a fetid pile of feces spewed from an uninformed mouth that fails to understand the MC is supposed to be a window for (You)
    now where's my fricking sex hair

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point in the story WoL is closer to a Geralt or Shepard-like character where they have a more or less predefined personality that you just pick particular dialogue choices for than an actual full jrpg silent protagonist anyway.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late at this point.
      Maybe if they had started like this than the wol could have potentially evolved into an actual character but they won't do anything like that now that people are too attached to their own interpretations.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that is literally what they have ALREADY done.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Giving superficial traits like snarky dialog that ultimately means nothing doesn't make them an actual character when they stand around like a mute most of the time.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Quiet" is a personality trait, even if you don't like it.
            And I was really talking about shit like WoL clearly showing different mood states and levels of exhaustion throughout the trailers back to smiling and being excited in DT, the DRK questline showing what eats up at WoL inside regardless of how much does the player decide he should be affected by it, the smaller character quirks like being traumatized by tomestones and fearing Rowena or not accepting any drinks he's offered.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but with other quiet protagonists we get insight into their thoughts.
              Apart from some rare quests we don't get that in this game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are quite a few quests that will have a
                >You stare at [Thing] and wonder on [Thing] that happened before.
                dialogue box here or there.
                Hell, something as stupid as washing clothes for a bunch of snakewomen will point out how autistic WoL can be about doing fetch quests and make fun oh it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                One of the funniest side bits to me was a side quest for the Omicrons where you try to help one of them figure out what love was and the quest and item descriptions have the WoL wondering what went wrong in their life that has ultimately led to them being at the edge of the universe blowing up a dummy robot named "My Beloved" for science.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember. That was a memorable one.
                >Is this all there is to life.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game is constantly doing internal monologue sentences, the Journal entries and unending journey logs tend to be WoL's own thoughts and weird ideas on things going on put into a third person narration, and so forth. Honestly there's enough leniency for people to "RP" the character, but there's also enough established to make them a weird, quirky ass character that is just understated and has to be paid attention to for figuring out how deep it goes.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Apart from some rare quests we don't get that in this game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't buy love, but you CAN buy alcohol, which is better.
                That line sounds straight out of Disco Elysium.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >like being traumatized by tomestones
              >initially doesn't care about them
              >starts seeming them appear again and again because Rowena and tomestones are everywhere
              >it's absolutely out hand by ShB and the WoL is fricking horrified that they followed them with more tomestone bullshit
              >"this key item shall become something familiar and close to you" in Myths
              >just has a broken smile of internal screaming when it becomes a tomestone
              i hate that i love dumb little shit like this

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts
    https://twitter.com/Papapa_chin/status/1730090244786274429?t=IXnWaGeheu3t8zvW3kmjtA&s=19

    Also, do you like it when summoners channel the power of their summon through themselves or summoning beasts to do it for them?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I kinda wish what XVI did with the idea of Dominants was worked into its own concept in XIV, independent of Summoner. Someone that harnesses certain energies to outright transform or use the abilities directly, shifting your buttons to different elements and so forth, except instead of a big primal transformation it's effectively using something like multiple Enshroud style visuals.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thoughts
      Papachin's stuff (and most vfx modders) are way too flashy and large. They make for cool twitter clips but actually using them in a serious fight is distracting and annoying.

      >Also, do you like it when summoners channel the power of their summon through themselves or summoning beasts to do it for them?
      Channelling. My ideal summoner gets changed animations and vfx around them while they're channelling a primal, with no carbuncle or egi there on the side. Much like

      Honestly I kinda wish what XVI did with the idea of Dominants was worked into its own concept in XIV, independent of Summoner. Someone that harnesses certain energies to outright transform or use the abilities directly, shifting your buttons to different elements and so forth, except instead of a big primal transformation it's effectively using something like multiple Enshroud style visuals.

      wants

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone turns off effects during savage and extreme content anyway so it's entirely irrelevant. Plus with the advent of penumbra you can keep everyone else's vfx vanilla anyway.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Papachin's stuff (and most vfx modders) are way too flashy and large

        I like them. A lot of the base game animations are so limp and poorly timed in comparison

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the normal FF way of you summoning the creature and letting it do it's thing with the most the summoner doing afterward is just directing it like Yuna did in FFX. My minor gripe I have over Summoner's animations in XIV now is that other than the initial blast from the Egi the player is doing the spell attacks themselves via the grimoire It was less an issue when the Egis were actual pets but now 90 percent of the time the Carbuncle is just a hyperventilating chihuahua that doesn't help with anything.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it still does radiant aegis tbf, but it really does kinda do nothing. I hope they add something for carby to do in dawntrail.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Summoner was fricked in this game the moment the devs realized they were too incompetent to design a pet class and didn't reach out to anyone from XI for help. Now they're stuck with this half moronic design forever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thoughts
      /bfx party off
      /petsize small

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until I can summon Ravana I'm not interested

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someday we'll get our Phoenix rotation with Ramuh, Shiva (or King Mogglemog) and Ravana.

        Someday.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can imagine Ravana having Surpanakha and some move which requires melee range. What would the others have?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My brother of war.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even a generic heroic do gooder personality
    Isn't that what we have now? You pick between dialogue options which are basically "enthusiastic hero" and "exasperated hero"

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought it was an issue until EW and specifically EW when the writing started to address the player through the WoL constantly, as well as dialogue options not really being options anymore and instead becoming (funny reply 1) or (funny reply 2) from the moment 6.1 started.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(funny reply 1) or (funny reply 2) from the moment 6.1 started
      That has been the case before. 6.1 was actually really cool seeing that you had several replies and they would cause different things actually to happen. If you played it straight you didn't get any of the scenes where Y'shtola teases you/gets mad at you. The completely dropped it with 6.2 because I assume it was too much effort.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no option to greet Rowena normally, thoughever.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to (yes) and (no, but yes)?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My WoL is stoic, not a goofball. So, yes.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    T. person who hasn't done any extra content or the DRK questline where the WoL actually emotes a bit, either through hilarious quppy dialogue options, or through Frey's representation of the WoL's inner thoughts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The warrior of light unironically feels most real when doing the hildibrand quests.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-but muh DRK
      >8 years ago, there was some good flavor text tucked away, that makes the whole story good
      Fricking sad how often people result to this shit

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real issue is people not managing their expectations well.
    This game has a great story in terms of mmorpgs and an average to good story compared to other videogames and a below average story compared to actual books or film and shows.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty far below most other games when it comes to story. The fans delude themselves its good for anything beyond mmo standards, which are basically nonexistent, because the story takes 100 hours now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly when someone tells me 14 has one of the best if not the best FF stories, it just sorta makes me laugh on the inside despite liking (most of) it. FF stories are either quite simple and straightforward like the pre-7 titles, horribly moronic like 8 and 13, or bordering on unfinished like 9, and most of the "good" games were really the most impactful for being there in people's formative years. By writing standards this franchise is middling at best and dog water at worst, so saying 14 is so great by that standard is probably the most limiting thing you can say.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This game has a great story in terms of mmorpgs
      This isn't a good thing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what other games have good story even
      endwalker was phenomenal imo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most correct post in this thread. Nice to see Ganker have an IQ above room temperature for once.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the protagonist 🙂

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      but you're not me?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your WoL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      die katze

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly prostitute. Never post again.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmeow cope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn cutie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were you in North Thanalan hitting that S rank hunt earlier?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, i just woke up after my body forcibly slept in on itself hard

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bits and pieces, but the story treats WoL as a generic goody two-shoes implicitly considering the player never gets an option to join the bad guys even when invited, plus other options where WoL has certain opinions about other characters, like canonically liking the Scions. Optionally, during the main quest line there's also several options where you can roleplay WoL as a canon challenge seeker / raidtroony, which you potentially make explicit at the end of EW.

    Also, DRK questline breaks the self-insert mold a bit since the whole thing revolves around WoL internally dealing with certain plot events and emotions, though it's obviously optional.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the worst player character is the sperg type.
    The moment the character does what the player finds cringe is the moment they hate it.
    Silent type = safe.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hair contest winners hair not garantueed to be added to the game
    Lmao. These solo artists did a 100000000000x times better job at designing those hairs than the hair designers at square enix and they get paid for it, too. When is SE finally pulling the trigger and fire the entire design team and outsource it to real artists and modders?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... where do you think the last batch of hairstyles came from? They were also contest winners.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only a couple, and some weren't winners. They pulled one of the Bozja hairs from the pile of submissions that didn't win in the previous contest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >These solo artists did a 100000000000x times better job at designing those hairs than the hair designers at square enix
      Except for the part where most of them just straight up copied hair designs already in the game.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3fffdcdbc97fd287b75ff0f684d426ef8e2284b7
    Looking at an old hairstyle contest, most of them made it in eventually

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been 10 years
    >still don't have just a normal short spiky hairstyle for men

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't speak moonrunes, is the game dying or not?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its already dead.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >897k
          >during content lull
          >>Its already dead.

          hello wowsis, despite what your israelite overlord says, you CAN play other games

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not on the blog yet, do you have a direct link to the sheet?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less players than hardcore wow
      cringe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shows manipulated data to exclude players and data that doesnt even show all players

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me that is a lot of caveats to the data, doesn't include Sprouts/ New players or returning players (flowers).
        There's a lot of weird exceptions to that player count.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the more caveats to thin the pool the better imo, it's more of an anti-bot and anti-free trialer measure than any purposeful exclusion

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >manipulated data
        it's literally fake, not on either the blog or twitter of luckybancho

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The GREAT Juan Fantasia is the distillation of 1500+ years of white male heroes across myth fantasy and history. Unfortunately he (and Y'shtola his lawfully wedded wife) are stuck in a floundering game where everything mystical and magical has been stripped away. These are the sort of characters we need in BG3 and the like instead of LGBT freakshit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, one of you was from Doma. Also Y'stola is awful.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say she's awful, but I do feel like she's overstayed her welcome, needs a break from the story and shouldn't be in DT. Just like the rest of the scions.

        But then again I felt the exact same way about the scions after Stormblood and then ShB (and 6.0 to a lesser degree) surprised me very positively.
        I guess it all hinges on the writing teams ability to write an interesting story and give the scions a purpose in it without flanderizing them (any further), though the last couple patches have made me very sceptical about the MSQs future.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She is awful due to the amount of screen time she gets is just a waste. I enjoyed her in 6.1 and would like to see more of that Y'stola, but all screen time after that is just slop for her. Give her more screen time if she is going to be fun, or do anything or have a personality. If she is just going to explain things to you and just have a magic cure or whatever then write her the frick out. I want her to actually be a character instead of just someone who shows up to tell you something, says she has a magic cure then fricks off. They can do it with Urianger so why can't they do it with Y'stola?

          I think DT will be fine, we know the writer can do better with what we saw in panda which was really good. At least we get more adventures with Estinien.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >win PLD wep in p12s
    >hate playing pld
    Guess I’ll keep suffering

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you roll for a PLD weapon if you hate the job?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roll for everything

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t roll for everything

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        NA PF are monkeys that roll for everything.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing suprising from an uncivilized third world country

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Become the meme. Put on your PLD BiS, mentor crown, legend title if you have one. Then go die in a lv50 alliance raid

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was a cat girl

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cum all over my breasts
        >not down the throat
        Also RIP hamster

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A game without a proper protagonist cannot be considered to have a good story.

    says you, Barry

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop right there criminal scum. you posted a lala on my watch

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't actually believe he's dead, do you?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do. I think they meant it in this interview

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll miss his EN VA more than anything.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't his VA voice Sicard?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            he does, and it seems Sicard is going to play a role (albeit probably a minor one) in DT, so that's something

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dunno anon. word of god isn't quite enough proof for some of these people

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No wind-up doll, no death.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          *hides my wind-up Krile*

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          graha has 2 wind-ups

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        As if any of that means anything, these kinds of universes can just invent reasons for a characters return no matter what if they're demanded enough.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His blood vessels probably all burst when he delivered the final punch to the Warrior of Light
        >to have his dead body drift along the cold lonely universe, where no one can follow.
        That's fricking awesome, I love zenos so much

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was my favorite character. I have had no motivation to play XIV after the finale of Endwalker because Zenos is gone now. That's ok though I have played XIV since 1.0 and I think this is a great stopping point for me.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all he actually wanted was a friend but his upbringing was so fricked up and his autism was so bad the only way he knew to get your attention was via atrocities.
          >then when he realized that not even that was going to work he decided to cooperate with you to kill the end boss just so you'll pay attention to him again

          I felt bad for him despite all the shit he did or was a part of. Neat character.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he slit his throat and died before. now hes in a place drenched in dynamis

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but he's satisfied and got what he wanted.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he slit his throat and died before
          He only survived because the Echo let him body hop. There weren't any other bodies nearby.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yfw he comes back as a Meteion

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dynamis works in mysterious ways

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He moved well beyond needing a body to stay in like a black mask does though

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He moved well beyond needing a body to stay in
              What? No he didn't. And even red masks need a body to hop to.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's gone, forever, move on with your life.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but I love that axe so much

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't believe he's dead until he gets a wind-up minion.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene made zenostrannies so mad lol, twitter was gold for a good two weeks.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just hire one guy, tell him his full time job is to fix hats. A few patches later you'll have every hat wearable by every race, and ear pockets returned on hats like that. Why is SE so cheap?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you can't do that. They have patch cycles and pipelines to fulfill.
        Maybe next expansion. Today we're fixing up graphics and giving lala cheeks blur

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 1 guy who care about the game is busy making ultimates alone

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't reinvest any of the sub money into the game. They spent it all developing FF16, which didn't turn a profit (they lost 75 million dollars on FF16)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this fricking shit so much. Why do they spend so much time smoothening fricking lalafell chins out to make sure "People's characters won't feel different" while just cutting ears or tails off. It was so cool to see gear in ARR that accommodated for race specific stuff.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should do both, the game makes enough money it's just reinvested much. The graphics engine update and cloud stuff is cool but they should do a lot of other stuff too

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Says there's nothing to do in the game
    >hasn't even touched BLUkino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah not a fan of <resisted> mage

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have done everything that didn't force me to play with others

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DPS BLU is miserable since it somehow manages to be even worse than every other job when it comes to how little you do outside of its 2 min burst window.
      Tank BLU is painful since even with all the passive number boosts, you get chewed up by shit normal tanks would scoff at.
      Healer BLU is okay by virtue of being a slightly crippled DPS with AoE heals, as opposed to being a massively crippled DPS with AoE heals like normal healers.
      The only kind of fun part is getting spells solo and the Carnivale, but the first is a one and done thing, and the latter has been basically abandonned since the lvl 60 update.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ><resisted> mage
      You will never be a real job
      You have no Limit Break, no level cap, no synergy

      You're a half-assed job twisted into uselessness and a crude mockery of what the devs can do

      All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted
      Your FC is disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your limited status behind closed doors

      Duty Finder is utterly repulsed by you. A decade of game design has allowed real jobs to flourish.
      Even BLUs who raid are abandoned and shelved afterwards.
      Your capabilities are mediocre and <resisted>
      Even if you get a run to happen, once the clear happens everyone will turn tail and bolt the moment they get a whiff of your limited status and copy paste spells

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was her fricking problem?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she had no problem
      she just needed irrefutable proof

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be insane too if I had a black son

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got the ol' wiggly arms from some lovecraftian Outer God called Sabik

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got influenced by an Ultimanian

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giving a player character in a MMO personality leads to a greater mismatch between players feelings and their characters actions. Look at GW2, they did the voiced protagonist thing and its just awful.
    I'd rather WoL be mute than spout marvel tier quips.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embed files are against the rules

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic? its a encoded link in the filename not anything embedded in the image. If you wanna backseat mod try to acquire a few more braincells

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone give me some ideas for SMN primal phases for Ramuh Ravana Shiva Leviathan Susano or whatever primal you like

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ramuh - attacks you with lightning
      ravana - attacks you with a sword
      shiva - attacks you with ice
      leviathan - attacks you with water

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    are PvP rewards gone forever? i missed Archfiend set and i regret not getting it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is gone for now. but it may come up in the mogstation one day.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh well, what a shame. It goes great with new criterion scythe. thanks anon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gone forever, pvp is the only thing that is sacred to yoshipee despite the cheaters

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rewards are supposed to come back eventually, they said there was going to be a system to earn them
      Idk why he's talking about mogstation, you'll probably just have to grind a buttload of crystals or wolf marks or something

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mention mogstation since that's the only place we've seen so far with repeat rewards. Nothing from the pvp series have returned yet. Previous event outfits are where? Mogstation.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbest post itt

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          At this point they either canned the idea of getting goodies from past series or we'll have to wait until 7.0 (didn't Series 1 PvP debut shortly after 6.1? that's like 1year and a half ago)

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            My personal hope is they bring them back in 7.0 and use crystal trophies. Everyone seems to always be sitting at the cap for those.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              no no no. you're not allowed to use past progress to buy rewards. the manderville weapon quests are bad. BAD

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=iQSHrNc0yhFK_vDa
    Talking about PvP rewards: thoughts about those glow weapons they released a few patches ago? I get what they are going for but these are not good enough to incentivize players to PvP.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the weapons themselves so I don't particularly care to get glowing versions of them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find the weapons to be ugly, and not worth putting up with the complete lack of team balance in CC.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      I don't like the weapons themselves so I don't particularly care to get glowing versions of them

      said and I already only PVP to finish the pass, I only grind to rank 25.
      PVP is bad. Cheaters are rampant too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like everyone else said, the base weapons were cool enough for Trophy Crystals but I'm not incentivized to grind out ranked for glows that don't look particularly that nice.

      I earned Crystal this season, I'm hoping I can save my Commendation Crystals for whatever future rewards they put behind it in the future.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is with this piece of shit dead game that it attracts the most unhinged subhumans on earth?

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't we just ask this chick how to open a Voidgate?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asking a floating soul to open rifts like they have a body capable of that
      And no, Koh doesn't have the power to do that on a whim as her vessel.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never said have her open one, I said have her tell us how to open one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      1: just because she could in a past life, doesn't mean she could now
      2: it might put a lot of strain on Koh
      3: she may not do it for morality reasons (lol allagan morals)
      4: the portals allagan mages could make might not be big enough for our purpose without the backing of syrcus

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >without the backing of syrcus
        I hate how the writers for 6.X seemingly forgot that the CT acted as a giant solar panel itself, absorbing and storing ambient aether from the sun. CT should have had more than enough aether to rip open the Voidgate.
        He'll, with all of Graha Tia's hundreds of years of knowledge about using the CT he should have been able to open a big Voidgate right there in the CT like the Allagans did.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crutching on the Crystal Tower can very easily cause a Calamity is why it's not the answer to everything

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It only caused a calamity because they tried to supercharge the CT with Dalmund and it pumped down a shit ton of aether with coincided with a rejoining.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pushing huge amounts of aether around = Calamity whether it's over time (War of the Magi) or all at once (Allagan Calamity), either way the Scions don't treat the Crystal Tower as a cure-all because 1) it depends entirely on G'raha's goodwill and thinking it's a good idea, 2) the above point of pushing huge amounts of aether around, and 3) a giant aether battery full of monsters is a poor plot device and all characters are agreed it's potentially too dangerous for a multitude of reasons

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The WoL can make Graha do anything. I hope we make him kill himself one day.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ebin

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pushing huge amounts of aether around = Calamity whether it's over time (War of the Magi) or all at once (Allagan Calamity), either way the Scions don't treat the Crystal Tower as a cure-all because 1) it depends entirely on G'raha's goodwill and thinking it's a good idea, 2) the above point of pushing huge amounts of aether around, and 3) a giant aether battery full of monsters is a poor plot device and all characters are agreed it's potentially too dangerous for a multitude of reasons

              >tfw the lower levels are still full of monsters in CT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any shit-smeared moron can open a voidgate, opening a BIG one takes huge amounts of power.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reading any dialogue besides the msq

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dsp and broteam outlived machinima
        Powerful

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's optional content

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only FC owners can know such joys

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this shit. I always sell on the last day of the month so it feels like getting an extra paycheck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This month's haul. 17,271,000

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gigachad sub crew

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the last arena that completely "sugoi'd" you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of them in the history of MMOs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      rhalgr

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what's Ganker like at the start of an expansion, I guess threads aren't as active since people want to avoid spoilers

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >threads aren't as active

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't know, I leave Ganker weeks before a new expansion comes out and only come back once I've finished the story. Never got spoiled before that way.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >youtube starts recommending theme songs spoiling the trials
        cant avoid it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you care about the story, you leave the night the patch drops and come back when you finish MSQ. People drop spoilers instantaneously, anything data mined or if they're ahead of you on story. bam there's an unspoilered screenshot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking let me in
      >1500 players in queue
      >client crashed again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you've been checking Ganker threads in previous patches you would know dataminers post trial bosses/music as soon as patch is downloadable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found a random thread from Endwalker launch week on the archive

      [...]

      It has 769 posts so it's definitely active

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker at the end of SHB 6.0 MSQ was peak FFXIV. Going into threads after finishing 6.0 and seeing everyone praise the story was something I would've never expected. Especially after the dud that was SB.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        5.0*

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I preferred ARR/HW times when the vg thread was still useable.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, custom characters are overrated compared to fleshed out characters with different costume and color choices.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here participated in the Cloud server test?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I pinged the server. 58ms, not too bad.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        which address can i ping?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm looking to see if I can find it, but I got it from a previous thread when someone posted the ip.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we really getting GRN/GRM?
    It seems all but confirmed with the letter Krile opened...but we have been bait and switched before with Chemist in ShB

    I liked the "Weapon Mage" idea an anon shared where the mage casts ephemeral weapon projections for attacks
    It would fit with Krile and her relation to Eureka and The Baldesion Arsenal

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its another sword mage
      i'm so tired

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        green mage uses hammers. not scepters or wands or shillelaghs, actual hammers

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sword
        What if they summoned swords, rapiers, halberds, spears, hammers, staves, axes, daggers, katanas etc....?
        If it's GRN/GRM I would expect an original weapon or something weird

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever extend the free trial? I think I want to start playing again on my trial account. I got filtered by post-ARR but I don't have anything better to do right now so I might as well try slogging through it again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      goes up to the end of stormblood now

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to chaos dc? pf is literally dead while light is filled with ultimate pfs and what the hell is lpdu that almost every party has? some sort of new tool? I just resubbed after months of inactivity after beating last tier

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DC travel introduced
      >ultimate pf scene in Chaos dies as everyone goes to Light which has better strats/more organized stuff
      >savage players also realise Light has more people so they go there to prog/reprog
      that's it. also LPDU is just Light Party (finder) Does Ultimates which is a set of standard strats/mits.
      imo they should make a cross DC pf
      >t. cleared all ultimates in pf but completely abandoned all Chaos friend I had because DC travel was needed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      LPDU are unified PF strats for Ultimates (it stands for Light Partyfinder Does Ultimates).
      When DC travel came out, everyone who wanted to do them moved there since it was a good system.
      And later people also went there for raiding in general since people is too lazy too keep moving between DCs.
      Also because they want to avoid the french but they don't realize they also can move there
      It's been 5 months since the last time I saw my retainers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DC travel introduced
        >ultimate pf scene in Chaos dies as everyone goes to Light which has better strats/more organized stuff
        >savage players also realise Light has more people so they go there to prog/reprog
        that's it. also LPDU is just Light Party (finder) Does Ultimates which is a set of standard strats/mits.
        imo they should make a cross DC pf
        >t. cleared all ultimates in pf but completely abandoned all Chaos friend I had because DC travel was needed

        do those unified strats need any kind of 3rd party tools? I have olny TOP left to clear and managed to avoid any programs except damage meter, also are those pfs done without voice comms or there is some massive discord server which is most likely garbage?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, but a lot of parties use Automarkers. Specially for UWU (Titan Gaols) and TOP (Dynamis stacks) but I don't think this is specific to Light DC.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you don't need anything: no plugins, no callouts or voice chat needed etc. what i would suggest is going into LPDU discord, grab all strats raidplans/mit plans and then leave if you are allergic to discord. TOP is not as hard anymore, DPS check is more lenient with 6.4 food and now 6.5 dungeon gear. good luck with prog anon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. used xivsim to practice p5
            that's cheating too btw

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a weird topic, personally I value my time and others so I don't want to spend more than 1 lockout for each p5 trio so I just sim'd them and moved on.

              I managed to prog TOP up to P3 before taking a break from the game and I remember how P1 drained me out of potions and gil on top of dmg rng being annoying, I assume it now possible to pass some checks without potions and crit variance does not frick people over?

              Yeah it's much more lenient. Early prog will still have some enrage deaths here and there as people are learning mechanic with unoptimized rotation.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever cope you have for cheating can be applied to any 3rd party tool

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who wants to play xivsim with me?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah you dont even need people because now you can add bots that solve the mechanics flawlessly
                double cheating

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I managed to prog TOP up to P3 before taking a break from the game and I remember how P1 drained me out of potions and gil on top of dmg rng being annoying, I assume it now possible to pass some checks without potions and crit variance does not frick people over?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          everything is laid out so nothing is needed but your own competence. if you are incompetent, expect to die and get picked.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes, this comes with all niche discord communities. people will 100% talk shit in general chat if you prog lie/make too many mistakes so just don't be an butthole to the rest. honestly preparing for TOP is so easy if you want to speed prog it just use xivsim dot com slash top to practise every mechanic (they added bots in sim so you can do it alone lmao)

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    any predictions for what abilities/weaponskills they'll steal from FFXI?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFXI invented everything

      tell me about how ffxiv red mage stole ffxi's enfeebling specialism

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost every XIV job has weaponskills and abilities with the same name as those in XI of the same job/weapon type.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          alright. do these weaponskills have the same animations and effects and methods of use? or did F11 steal Fire 2 from FF1?

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WoL has tons of character growth if you're doing subquest and actually paying attention to the story.
    For example, post ARR in every scene where WoL is a choice of drink, you'll always given the choice of water, if you pick water WoL will always glare at the cup and then drink. It's a subtle reference to when they were poisoned. They have likes and dislikes.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomies don't know how to role play
    >doesn't like a mmoRPG

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it does have a protagonist. his name is Alphinaud Leveilleur and he's the most developed FF protagonist, rivalling Cloud and Tidus

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DNC mains

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this applies to SMN "mains" and RPR "mains"

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then does that mean Ganker's favorites like SMT or Persona series with mute protagonist are also bad?

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DNC mains

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      God she's so sexy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God she's so sexy

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which mains are the smartest?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      blm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Mage, but only in Savage/Ultimate, and only if they're good at it.
      Runner up is shield healer during Savage/Ultimate prog at min iL.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      FSH

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunbreaker

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao'ing at all BLM replies when 90% of BLM players are garbage

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          check fflogs blm damage variance in any savage/ultimate encounter, sadly it's a small sample size but still...

          What part of "only if they're good at it at the highest level of difficulty" was so hard for you to understand?
          Yes 90% of people who play BLM are garbage, but the people at the top 10% are on a whole other level of optimization no other job can come close to.

          don't worry anon, I noticed your comment. don't get upset

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What part of "only if they're good at it at the highest level of difficulty" was so hard for you to understand?
        Yes 90% of people who play BLM are garbage, but the people at the top 10% are on a whole other level of optimization no other job can come close to.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this sounds suspiciously like a reddit opinion
        other examples of reddit npc opinions
        -mentors are bad
        -everyone buys their clears
        -ultimates are easy
        if you think all these are true your thinking is dangerously close to influencer opinions

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give us an example of a single time one mentor was helpful.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hrothgar with a crown died to an easy AoE in Seiryu once and said "sorry about that, i play hrothgar" and I forgave him instantly

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had Nidhogg extreme in mentor roulette. The other mentor and I taught all the mechanics to the 6 sprouts (who were very receptive and talkative) and we cleared after about 35 minutes

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              One in every two thousand is not a good indicative, besides if you were in that roulette and you were not a sprout it means you were also a roulette which means you did jackshit to teach "the new sprouts" in that run, turning you into one of the million deadbeat mentors around.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've only done about 50 mentor roulettes, I've also had Garuda and Ifrit extremes with similar outcomes. But you didn't even read my post since you think I did nothing so idk why I'm even responding

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you are a Black person like the entirety of the mentor system users

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                influencer brainrot
                every person who has this irrational hatred towards mentors got their opinion second handed from youtube videos and reddit memes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got my irrational hatred towards mentors from novice network.
                Mentor roulette is fine, you aren't obliged to teach anyone, its just another roulette

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                T. Mentor trying to make this opinion popular instead so he can get glazed by sprouts for no reason

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mentors are bad
          can't comment i've never used NN or interacted with a mentor
          >everyone buys their clears
          i know someone who does mercenary runs in an EU group and pilot runs are very rare, it's usually 7 helpers so I disagree with that statement plus ultimate pf is very active here so people earn their clears
          >ultimates are easy
          can't really give a fair opinion on this one since I started hardcore in 6.3 so I couldn't participate in any blind prog group: all my clears were just using guides/already existing strats

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mentors are bad
          can't comment i've never used NN or interacted with a mentor
          >everyone buys their clears
          i know someone who does mercenary runs in an EU group and pilot runs are very rare, it's usually 7 helpers so I disagree with that statement plus ultimate pf is very active here so people earn their clears
          >ultimates are easy
          can't really give a fair opinion on this one since I started hardcore in 6.3 so I couldn't participate in any blind prog group: all my clears were just using guides/already existing strats

          everyone buys their clears is just one autist on here having a meltdown
          he freaks out about ultimate weapons too

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've cleared 4/5 Ultimates, and have video evidence to prove it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAR

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tanks
      GNB
      >Healers
      SCH
      >Melee
      MNK or DRG
      >Casters
      RDM but there's a huge variance
      BLM players are incredibly inconsistent
      >Phys Ranged
      None of them are smart

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RPR not at the lowest tier

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice meme, they all play the same. With exception of blue mage and black mage.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every job one job
          XIV BROS WE IN HERE RIGHT NOOOWWWWW

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "they all play the same" means some big buttons come off cooldown every 120s, which is definitely the case for BLU too, and somewhat true for BLM

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every job one job
          XIV BROS WE IN HERE RIGHT NOOOWWWWW

          "they all play the same" means some big buttons come off cooldown every 120s, which is definitely the case for BLU too, and somewhat true for BLM

          I'm him. I'm the job.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That can't be. I'm also him. I play the same

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey. i take offense to this. i don't drool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel everyone seriously overstates how much thinking you have to do to play Monk

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play sam,rpr,rdm,war,whm the most
        >considered moron
        >i dont constantly die to mechanics, and i out dps nearly 95% of other players
        huh i guess id rather be a competent moron then a brain dead genius

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mch belongs on the Drooling moron tier and I'm saying this as a Mch main.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a Samurai main, I suggest moving it down to drooling moron tier. Reaper is easy but Samurai is even easier and can't make mistakes the same way Reaper can.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sge not in drooling moron tier
        that job is easier to play than whm

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior obviously. Overwhelm your opponents with brute strength. What's the square route of pie? What the circumference of Etheris? It doesn't matter I have an axe and I haven't met a problem I could solve with it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one that mains a job in game like FFXIV can be smart, so it's a loaded question. Amazing that I'm the only one to point it out.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people fighting over what’s the best main when you can be all jobs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really cant be all jobs because timed gearing.
      Sure, dedicated autists might have all jobs BiS by now, but on patch release you'll be sitting probably 2 months on the same role/job

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Craft gear and you’re ready anything more is just unneeded unless doing ultimates and a majority of people not doing that .

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smartest main =/= best main.
      You could be a brainlet, and nothing will change that. So playing something like SMN is the best main for you.
      Or you could be a sweaty tryhard trying to turbo optimize every single part of the game, at which case you'd probably find SMN to be a touch boring.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find SMN the best one since I can optimize the amount of brain power I need to put in one job.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    @659118094

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really fitting into the other persona today huh

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    femroths confirmed to have the best bodies?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have even flatter asses than femroe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        femroths confirmed to have the best bodies?

        Literally all female legs for all races except lalafells are identical anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          All hope is gone for feetgays, not even femhroths will have updated feet, so much for the "graphical update" lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will femroths be taller than the males?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, unless they have some spinal damage like male hroths. Their hips are up to the abs on a male hroth.

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What diapers should I get while I do some catch up on XIV. Havent played since EW launch.

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha, your're a moron

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A game where you can marry Yugiri or superior to one you can't.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A shame we don't got lore-accurate viera feet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >viera
      >viera are bunnies
      >pads
      what

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the FFs with Viera give them feet like that, frick off.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even TA doesn't give them one style of foot with them ranging from flat-footed and wearing shoes to various heels, and the closest to that shit still has 5-ish toes

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    New drama, Zepla shat on Xeno, Xeno now going hard in on shitting on Zepla. FF14 streamer community civil way.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would anyone care about this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn american women look like THAT!?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      any clips? videos? tweets?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        xeno live rn

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          also wow, xeno has a way nerdier voice than I imagined.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, perfect. Xeno finally telling Zepla to frick off from FF14.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn I really don't care

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xeno's content is trash and he has shit takes about everything. The game would be better if he left.

      Zelpa's content is also trash, and she has less unhinged takes than Xeno, but still pretty bad. The game would be better if she left

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would be better for everyone if you left these threads.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        all the sane creators has already left. No one sticks around for these long ass content droughts except for the unhinged addicts.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It sifts the grifters from the true fans, Xeno as much as you might hate him is a true fan. Arthars and Zepla are grifters.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      xeno is a clown why do people still watch this bald homosexual?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he is... an EPIC and HARDCORE player

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think he'd have better takes about the game instead of just screeching and whining every time WAR isn't the best job at literally any piece of content in the game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zepla is really desperate after Hogwarts Legacy and TOP ruined her mind

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top completely destroyed her, it broke her so hard she went back to WoW

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you like this?

    [...]

    You're embarrassing us all

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How dead is XIV?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to hear what zepla said though

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK do I get commendations?
    I'm in Endwalker and i'm sitting on about 300 and I've got over 1500 hours in the game and do roulette all the time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      play femlala healer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play a healer and be at least average. Lots of players just comm the healer by default.
      Also make sure to have a portrait set up that isn't garbage. Lots of players vote based on portrait.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play AST and give cards to 2 people max

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      be cute, be competent, be a healer, be a lala, be a girl.

      this is an old picture. i'm closer to 8100

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spam content made for morons like everything in the roulette system, it's a grinding game, and you won't get it doing any of the content worth doing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean really spam it btw, daily roulettes? Nah, If you want those coms spam the frick out of extra stuff.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      make your character cuter and optimize your portraits. portrait meta is huge in the modern comm race, default fluoride stare portraits aren't going to cut it anymore

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Portrait stats:
        >Cool
        >Horny
        >Cute
        >Weird
        Which stat should I max?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Generally male characters are going to spec into primary Cool secondary Weird while females spec for primary Horny secondary Cute, but this depends on your race as well. Some unconventional builds will swap primary and secondary stats, while more daring builds will spec into alternate gender builds to more unreliable results.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Generally male characters are going to spec into primary Cool secondary Weird while females spec for primary Horny secondary Cute, but this depends on your race as well. Some unconventional builds will swap primary and secondary stats, while more daring builds will spec into alternate gender builds to more unreliable results.

          Where the frick is your "Funny" stat? I can't be the only one making Funny builds. Fricking casuals.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cute and Funny builds are exceedingly dangerous and should only be attempted by trained professionals in controlled environments. The rewards are great, but the line between tasteful and banworthy is fine indeed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do people really give that much of a shit about portraits? I turned off the pop up at the start of the dungeon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play healer or Tank, if you're playing DPS you're going to get frick all commendations even if you have the best plate and highest DPS.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically, play healer/tank. bonus point for femlalas. I get showered in comms all of the time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt you even play the game, just jack off to your own character.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i play enough to have like 4k comms so far

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            over how many years? the other attention prostitute has double that

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I started like mid 2021

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only commend cute femras

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queue alliance raid for fun
    >get crystal tower
    >leave
    They really need to get rid of that boring dog shit. Frick sprouts, fake sprouts, and morons that take their gear off so they can guarantee it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they fix this in the most recent patch with how you can join alliance raids?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, still random chance on which one you get, what was changed is you can't weight the system towards crystal tower raids by removing most of your gear (alliance roulette now has an ilvl requirement)

        personally it's been spamming euphrosyne at me the past few days

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took on board what anons said yesterday about my plate and this is the result, commendations are flying in.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      much better, pose is more interesting and lighting makes it pop

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, hope to see you in game sometime, I'll raid anytime with you.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope femhroths are significantly taller than males like how au'ra are, but we all know they're going to be just a few inches taller

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll stand straight, you can already be thankful for that alone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      judging by the height of the legs that are in the game, they are going to be between thighlanders and viera in height

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Veena should have had a minimum height around Midlander level

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          rather than male viera we should have had feols

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I completely forgot about this half breed race.
            Half breed short Viera/Humes in XIV when?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i was surprised they didnt use that name for the veenas

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thread xivbabs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Soken's instagram thot Amanda Achen is streaming
    Now this is good goon content.

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's putting on leopard print on her Highlander

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are coping, sisters?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      season of discovery don't make me feel so good sis

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Over 500K viewers, servers don't even accept queues anymore
        Is it over for us?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry your twitch metrics seethe thread isn't working out sis

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      season of discovery don't make me feel so good sis

      Over 500K viewers, servers don't even accept queues anymore
      Is it over for us?

      What's with this samegayging? If you like WoW go play WoW we're good playing our gooning game here

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >33KB
        Anon what the frick is with the bitrate of that picture, delete it from your drive and never post it again

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit
    https://www.twitch.tv/therealcrystalmommy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow, she's on Trachtoum.
      Also apparently Venat wears bawdglams...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think she uses lube when going in from the backdoor?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spamming aoe attack on single target
      lolwat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she's not really playing the game but being led through it, I'm watching for the goon material.

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is yoshi P? What is he doing? He has to do something

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    no no no no no.... this can't be happening! make it stop!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, you’re almost 40, do something more with your life other than mountmogcheevos

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which server is he on?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      INVITE ASMON LAYER

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i read OP in Emets voice

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda liked the more somber vibe to Titania

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL - SOULLESS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the update was going to mostly be a Gshader but then I saw pic related and the new zones and saw they've been putting in work.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        viper AF looks really fricking good, i'm hopeful all the ARR gear gets boosted up to that quality level. they've been really shifty about showing any gear that isn't viper's or the PLD AF's. imo even the one or two EW AF updates they've shown don't look as good as viper's set

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          these are testing screenshots. this shit is gonna be downgraded so hard in game. happens every time with games. never believe the bull shot

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon the new minimum specs are the current recommended specs, they aren't holding back.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon-domo... the minimum specs for the game are being changed to reflect the stuff you're seeing now

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This game now requires rtx 2060

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I only have a 1060

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay, you will still make it for the minimum graphic setting specs

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's time, lad. it's finally time to upgrade.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can't be that bad right? We can still play on Low and have good performance...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            aren't these outdated and even lower than the real new specs since last fanfest

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Plus I doubt they can upgrade that much, considering its still a ps4 game

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ps4 will be running on min settings or even below min settings
                Even today FFXIV on both ps4 and PS5 consoles and mac already has certain graphic settings completely removed from the game like glare and water reflections

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It looks great, someone else can post all the cloth/material shaders.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              how big is XIV now? I may have to move it off my OS drive if that's a huge increase.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                around this

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow, it's gonna double in size!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's less than double probably.
                right now the game requires 91 GBs because the download is that size, but once it's all set and done the game ends up being like 75 GBs

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I'm a turbo casual that won't even run most roulettes or dungeons, should I just quit now that I finished 6.5 or just stick around as the biggest casual on Primal for the time being? I just like sitting in my small house listening to the orchestrion and sometimes chatting with my FC mates.

                Somewhere around 70-90 GB I believe when I last installed it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not do content with your FC members? PVP is pretty casual friendly too if you want to try out Frontlines.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                PVP is about the only thing I've done religiously in the game, but they all run expert and 8 man raids while I typically just run content once for the story and move on with life.

                Your post gave me some sense of purpose again in the game though, so I think it's time to renew my sub and return to the game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, they run those raids so they can get the tomes and drops. If you're so casual that you don't care about progression, go ahead and wait on major stuff til the next expac where you can just normal tomestone the augmented credendum stuff liberally.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the biggest casual on Primal
                You can't just steal my title like that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm ultra casual and just been taking other classes to 90 that I ignored when I was doing MSQ and using Trusts and Hunts to level them up.
                Just finished Dragoon the other night and trying to decide if I want to try a tank out but I don't want to spend all that money on upgrading equipment every few levels since I'm sure tanks are way more dependent on up to date load-outs than DPS who can wing it on stuff several levels lower when leveling.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I may have to move it off my OS drive if that's a huge increase.
                Part of that is deduplication in install process, you need to have plenty of room clear so the game has leeway to get things on there, but yeah, things are getting bigger and bigger at this rate.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE FOG

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda liked the more somber vibe to Titania

      It's just an example where they tuned everything to the max just to show the possibilities, that's not an ingame shot and they aren't changing titania to look like that. They drew a lot of attention towards the tops of the windows in the back.

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiple threads about WoW's Twitch numbers
    >Posts on here of the same
    But yea, XIV totally doesn't live rent free in our heads....yep

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Main
    Race
    Fav Song
    Fav Scion
    Fav Location

    Dragoon
    Wildwood Elezen dude
    EW mid-boss theme atm
    Estinien
    Ishgard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRG
      Femra
      1.0 Gridania Battle Theme
      Yda
      The Hourglass and Wolves' Den

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRK/GBR for Savage/Ultimate. Everything else when I feel in the mood.
      Female Au'ra / Male Highlander. Swap every couple of months.

      ?t=255
      All the guys are fun and cool (except Alphinaud).
      Ishgard [/spoiler]and Gold Saucer[/spoiler]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Main
      SAM/AST
      >Race
      M Viera
      >Fav Song
      Twilight Over Thanalan
      >Fav Scion
      Alisaie
      >Fav Location
      Azim Steppe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Main
      WAR
      >Race
      femlala
      >Fav Song

      or

      to be honest there are a lot more I like, like the Dead Ends theme, Scream, Desert Sun, and others. Hard to choose just one
      >Fav Scion
      I wanna say Krile, but truth be told they don't do much with her, so I have to go with Estinien
      >Fav Location
      Kugane

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zepla betrayed us

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got filtered by Top as other anons said, she's been checked out of the game for months and honestly it's a good thing because she was some weird freak for those male Vieras.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did she do with male vieras?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She flicked her bean to them for months

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see what our Japanese friends are talking about

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this community so fricking homosexual-like?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "why is WoW's community so tribal over nothing" is a question i've asked myself the past 20 years, you're gonna have to find the answer to that question yourself for a game ten years WoW's junior

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just mmo's they attract fragile people.

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what happened in July 21 where she got like 18k views?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Chocobo twitch event I think?

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Criterion Savage is more enjoyable than relevant Ultimates tbh, Xeno is just mad he can't do carries for them.

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That, I can't deny.

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a melee job that just stands behind enemies and spams backstab? I was looking at ninja but it just seems like it's all naruto shit.

    backstabbing rogues were always my favourite classes in MMOs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Positionals do like 2% of your damage and they're optional for all melees, so not really

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Every time she streams she loses followers apart from 2nd and 5th October. She went from WoW to FF14 to Genshin and back to WoW. All she had to do was not shit on the other game while playing the new one, that's it and it was too much for her.

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoship put up a popularity poll for the best designed member of the Twelve.
    Azeyma lost with only 2 fans.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Nald'thal won because he has the most interesting design.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who won? Let me guess, either Bygot or Halone?

        Read the post again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Azeyma has two fans apart of her design

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been awake too long, I'm sure it's a good joke I am just too moronic to get it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah that's a shit joke. even if you get it it's not really funny

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its a dad-tier joke.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who won? Let me guess, either Bygot or Halone?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like her design but that's about it.

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely Nophica was the breast design?

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why my game says it fails to take a screenshot when I press printscreen?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you using mare? That's a common symptom of a malware getting passed around through mare

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only Dalamud with NoClippy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big if true

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      screenshot folder is read-only or something like a shitty antivirus is blocking the exe from writing screenshots

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Download Lightshot, don't rely on basic b***h printscreenshot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can set up your reshade to work from printscreen and unbind the vanilla one, you'll have better screens that way. You can even tell it to dump them in the vanilla folder if you're used to using that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      as

      You can set up your reshade to work from printscreen and unbind the vanilla one, you'll have better screens that way. You can even tell it to dump them in the vanilla folder if you're used to using that.

      said, if you're using reshade you should be using reshade to take screenshots instead

  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which Criterion is easiest? Which is the most fun? I want to try one

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first one by a mile, the final boss has a couple what the frick tier mechanics but everything else is very simple.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i hate those teleport arrows. I got the mount in my first clear and never touched it again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The teleport arrows are the easiest part.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sild'ihn is the easiest one imo + best "puzzle" mechanics

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amanda Achen singing Flow just off the cuff on stream

    https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1991497949?t=3h34m0s

    Damn she's really talented. I thought she was actually just shit and needed a studio to make her sound better but no she can actually sing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calloway is better

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's also great i always /bgm 100 during UCoB phase 3

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to need this to pop into the orchestration list for the new ally raid, she kicks in around the 3 minute mark.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This version is a thousand times better than the in-game version.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm contemplating speedreading XI stuff before those alliance raids then I remember we won't be seeing 6.1 until a year+ so I can just take it slowly.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could probably watch most of it in that time, people have made pretty comprehensive lists of all the cutscenes/conversations and non battle content in each story and tossed it on youtube.

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now we get to put up with some simping homosexual talking nonstop about Amanda streaming for the next month I guess.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry I'm sure it won't block out your favorite lalafell attention prostitute posts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      put a spring in your step mate, life will get better

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time they put civilians in mechs as battery sources?

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 months of content, but a 30 month release schedule!

  98. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are my fellow male elezens

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incelzen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pedofell

  99. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight it makes me wonder if the WoL is even properly killable given they're so potent with the Echo that they could probably bodyhop if need be too. Fannydanny doing it to us forcibly in EW was one thing, but we've got entire fricking cultures of people worshipping us as a superhero.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoL will never be killable because she'll always get a last minute powerup

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We were killed with black rose. If you still the aether too much then the soul can't move to another body.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoL still doesn't know how to start or even stop their Echo flashbacks on demand, bodyhopping on demand is probably something way out of their league. Then again Zenos managed it with a bootleg Echo so who knows.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't say they'd have to do it on demand. Their soul can clearly still do it as we were shown, but I half imagine someone temporarily incapacitates them and the next thing you know, Alphinaud is temporarily sharing a seat with the WoL for the next half hour to rescue their body or something.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure Echo powers are pure lottery and everyone who awakens it gets different shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just different people having different outreaches of their abilities as former Ancients. Fordola and Zenos get their bootleg Echoes that work in different ways, Krile feels things from the heart with the occasional flashback, Arenvald has his work somewhat like WoL, and WoL pretty much has been evolving all story long from simple flashbacks to producing energy shields and other shit. In theory everyone is calling from the same wellspring of potential power, they're just doing it in different ways according to the individual, and one can presume it would be able to eventually reach the theoretical point of shit like natural Creation and how several of the unsundered Ancients outright transform into boss forms overtop themselves or other shit.

  100. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leveling more and more alts
    >Running out of glamour plates
    How do you guys manage
    I'm gonna have to start overlapping some of them but I don't wanna

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's stupid. there should be 1 per class at minimum. but you just learn to save your absolute favorites and just manually glam on classes you don't play often

  101. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He needs a weaponized D&D wheelchair so he can tank again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that old man has some serious gamer neck.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ShB just cripples Arenvald right before EW so they don't have him running around off-screen being a mini-warrior with his own capabilities
      in hindsight they really did just kneecap EVERYONE not in the main group or role quests so that no one was running around doing shit without the plot's attention to it. i think that's part of why I hate EW's plot so much, the entire world feels like its come to a complete standstill even during the Blasphemy outbreak until you do all the RQs and reach the endgame of calling Cid and crew to call everyone together.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget he's evidently the only wheelchair bound person in the entirety of Eorzea and not a single person anywhere knows how to fix him, not even moon rabbits with creation magic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad FF14 is adding people with disabilities now

  102. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised this thread lasted this long

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that it was actually pretty good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      usual spammer(s) might've gotten a vacation

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        janny cleaned it up..?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's playing wow today

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah wow had the new thing release today

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