FFXIV

How come I rarely, if ever, get comms as an RDM? I singlehandedly prevent a wipe - twice, rez people about 15 times, dont get hit a single time and act politely, and not one of the 7 other people gave me a commendation.
That is to say - what logic do you use when you hand these out?
I generally have these priorities: outstanding performance > performance so poor I have to give a comm so they dont quit the game > class same as me that really knows what theyre doing > standout portrait > funny name

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you using caster LB when it's available in dungeons? If a RDM uses that at the right time I usually comm them.
    If no one does anything noteworthy then it goes to the best portrait.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use it on the first group after the second boss when its available at the earliest, sometimes at the last group before last boss. Have yet to get a comm at all when I do that to the extent that I wonder if Its actually the reason I dont.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's too bad. Pearls before swine I guess.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever gotten people asking why did you waste the LB on mobs? Thats always a fun conversation

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not yet, but im starting to wonder if its worth that potential regardless

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RDM
    Found your problem. Play a real job like BLM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delete RDM
      It's bad
      I wouldn't be surprised if GRN takes over the spotlight and BLM remains on top overall
      SMN will still be the easy option and....that leaves RDM nowhere

      That or redesign it to actually be good

      Stop being poor and buy crafted gear

      I dont know what people's problem with RDM is - I like the flexibility of being able to res/heal when I have to and jump to/from mobs. The amount of times I rezzed a healer that ate a mechanic, saved myself by healing because healer was too busy with a poor tank, or backflipped out of an aoe just in time is beyond measure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        RDM and BRD are the dumbest players around. I hope you are the exception to the rule

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give me an example of typical dumb RDM behavior and Ill tell you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >always outside of range for anything
            >slow reaction timing because they are busy doing ranged shit while watching netflix
            >no dualcast rez on healers
            >hardcasting out of nowhere
            >eating piss ass easy aoes all the time
            Some of these points are in common with BRD. If I had to pick one I'd say BRD are the dumbest players around

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >always keeping healer's position in mind and sticking close enough
              >never have anything on the second screen unless its praetorium
              >obviously instarez a dead healer
              >never
              >basically never get hit
              Good news for me

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there are "people" who want this delicious teen to age up into an ugly giraffe

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you forgot
              >backflipping off the arena and dying

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just a commendation from me. I still find it hilarious. Same for DRG

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey that's me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dancer and summoner players are worse

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          how can BRD players be dumb when it's one of the harder jobs to play

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can still queue into content if you play like shit, you know?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >one of the harder jobs to play
            you can't be serious
            do bard players actually believe this?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No bro, don't you get it. They have TWO dots to maintain ignoring that there is a skill that refreshes them!
              Add in that their optimization includes ending songs early and they're so hard to play!
              I like bard from what I'm seeing as i level it, but anyone calling any phys ranged hard is just lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ending songs early feels like total shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't bard also due up for a rework.
                I feel that's something they'll probably wind up fixing. Making every song 40s duration to fit the other buff timers or just flat out change how the songs work.

                How's MCH? I haven't played since finishing EW story in 6.0 and MCH felt horrible.

                It's still 1 2 3 until you pop heat and then it becomes 1 2 1 3 1 2 1 3 1 2.
                Easily the most boring phys ranged.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Isn't bard also due up for a rework.
                I fricking hope so, the class has so much jank in it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but while doing the bare minimum is easy, I'd argue it's a low-skill floor, high-skill ceiling class. Getting the most out of Bard's support while staying on top of damage is more complicated than several of the melees. Largely due to the game's homogenization, ARR, HW, and SB Bard support actually required thinking as well. Compile it all with the giant bosses and their hitboxes, making melee easier than ever... blah blah blah.

                but songs are 42 seconds long
                you have nothing that adds complexity to bard other than having to press ogcds quickly, you can do that if you got 2 functioning hands
                next you're going to tell me drk is hard

                where are your good bard parses
                oh wait you're talking shit
                what would qualify as harder than bard to you?

                why would i play a boring class just to parse?
                do these count?
                like seriously is all every dps can say when you call their job out is "WHERE ARE YOUR PARSES?"
                i mean i could gear bard up and go get some current parses, same with monk but i'm gearing drg/rpr, nin, blm first, you know, actually fun to play jobs?
                like bard's rotation is even laid out for them, press next song when this one is about to end, press flashing ogcd/gcd when it flashes, you can't really think that's hard, and your raid responsibility in the current tier is what... stack on your partner and stack with the healer when needed?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you haven't played BRD this expansion got it
                you'd rather play braindead jobs instead

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you have 3 threads to tell me what makes bard hard in this expansion

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                variable rotation due to AP procs that changes based on the encounter because of song timings with multiple procs that have to be used immediately or almost immediately or you lose potency
                difficulty in holding because of songs and being a buff class means doing wonky shit in certain fights in order to get your buffs out during everyone else's burst window, with the shittiest point I've seen being the dog first rotation in P8S requiring a perfect repelling shot to not have a nice day and someone else
                all of this is much harder than other classes I've played this expansion who all have a set rotation they run in every fight with maybe some procs here and there

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                my guy, procs aren't hard if you only have to press 1 button between them

                >if i pretend I'm in the know on something maybe I'll sound intelligent enough to not get called out for being stupid
                It's not working, by the way.

                yes, i'm in the know and you clearly aren't, learn the job

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                they change when and where you press buttons and have to be reacted to in order to maximize potency, which is more than I can say for other classes
                also the rest of my post
                where are the harder classes, exactly? surely none of the snooze classes you posted

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                bump

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >42
                Jesus christ you couldn't even get that right. Just stop posting.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know
                and that's how you spot a moron
                they always think their job is the hardest because they haven't figured it out yet, they play it every day they do shit with it and they never have any idea of what's going on LOL
                trust me it's not the job, it's your brain

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if i pretend I'm in the know on something maybe I'll sound intelligent enough to not get called out for being stupid
                It's not working, by the way.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but while doing the bare minimum is easy, I'd argue it's a low-skill floor, high-skill ceiling class. Getting the most out of Bard's support while staying on top of damage is more complicated than several of the melees. Largely due to the game's homogenization, ARR, HW, and SB Bard support actually required thinking as well. Compile it all with the giant bosses and their hitboxes, making melee easier than ever... blah blah blah.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              where are your good bard parses
              oh wait you're talking shit
              what would qualify as harder than bard to you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's DNC and SMN
          -t Ninja/AST main

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't like the way it plays Anon
        In theory, it works
        But for me the RNG procs and gauge building feel counterintuitive and weird
        SMN has a rez and the backflip isn't exactly unique
        RDM should never be healing outside of solo deep dungeon...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >BUT IF YOU CAST VERCURE YOU'RE LOSING A GCD WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARSE IT ISN'T OPTIMAL!!!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depending on the situation, doing your job as a dps is more beneficial than babysitting with heal spam

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, depending on the situation. Sometimes the situation will be that healers are dead and you need to maintain the tank while they get back up.

              There is no content in this game where it is necessary or even helpful for a DPS to be using a shitty heal

              Go goon in the #saltmines, troon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no content in this game where it is necessary or even helpful for a DPS to be using a shitty heal

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the RDM is healing the run is over in anything content that's real content
            Even in dungeons it's useless because the tanks all have incredible sustain now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont tell people to play blm moron I don't want them coming into our class and demanding it be changed because they don't want to play a caster

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshida's job will never be bad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          all it takes is the summoner players to come and start demanding changes and blm will become another rdps instead of an actual caster
          do your job and gatekeep blm like the rest of us

          >blm
          >endwalker
          >caster

          blm is more mobile than half the roster now. and that's coming from a black main.
          >moving at 70% finished cast
          >two instances of triple cast
          >swift cast
          >two instant cast stacks
          >ability to give you an instant cast stack
          >zwooping to party member
          >zwooping to leylines

          yes blm is mobile but its still at its best when it gets to sit and be a turret, a lot of fights nowadays dont give you flexibility on when you use your triples either so you end up using them as necessary, not because you're about to overcap and waste them or something

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blm
        >endwalker
        >caster

        blm is more mobile than half the roster now. and that's coming from a black main.
        >moving at 70% finished cast
        >two instances of triple cast
        >swift cast
        >two instant cast stacks
        >ability to give you an instant cast stack
        >zwooping to party member
        >zwooping to leylines

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    most ppl are noobs so they only know to give commendations to healers (and maybe tanks) and no one else
    they press their rotations and move out of the danger zones without even noticing what others are doing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I give commies to tanks who do w2w or to the dps if he outdpses me or to the healer if they babysitted a shitshow of a party. Or the hottest portrait if everyone sucked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People say this, but it's blatantly untrue. This is a perceived problem that's been passed down like some kind of folklore that's just straight up false. I get way more comms as DPS than on my SCH and DRK combined.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        must be anecdotes, I get way more on SCH than on WAR, and I get next to none on SMN

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people will give it to tank or healer. DPSissies are interchangable. Unless they actively guide the party on where to stand I ignore redBlack folk.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody wearing AF armor in a dungeon gets my comm

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suggest you go and send tells to people after the duty is over asking them why they didn't commend you.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing again yesterday I'm on the second raid tier of Pandemonium and seeing people complain the DPS low, these same homosexuals who are fully geared with either fully 650, or BIS gear moaning because my DPS is low, yet at the end of the raid, what do they all do? They all Need on every single piece and the rng leaves me with nothing, I'm stuck at 610-620ilevel gear because people who don't need gear, who are fully levelled keep Needing on gear in the raid tiers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delete RDM
      It's bad
      I wouldn't be surprised if GRN takes over the spotlight and BLM remains on top overall
      SMN will still be the easy option and....that leaves RDM nowhere

      That or redesign it to actually be good

      Stop being poor and buy crafted gear

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, gift me 2million gil and I will. Until then shut the frick up you lalahomosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I won't give you gil, but I will buy you gear if you're on NA

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only solution is to delete the job completely because of how incompetent the devs are
        I'd still have PLD and NIN for my battlemage fix i guess

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone wearing an uwu weapon is a certified shitter for sure. Clear a real ult.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            how does she do it?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Cute aggression" was mentioned earlier in the thread, maybe that's a factor
              Lalafell just make certain autists lose their mind for some reason, I don't think any other race causes this

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                more specifically it's a small number of posters that are already predisposed to backseat modding so the fact they can run free no matter how much "YOU'RE RUINING THE THREADS" is posted makes them lose their shit
                one of them complains he's warned and banned all the time for backseating and his takeaway from it was "the potatoes are mods" iirc

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That' my favorite schizo theory
                It's all one person and he's a mod

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has nothing to do with Lalafells, it's the fact that a small group of avatargays wants to treat the threads like a personal discord channel. They're not here to talk about the game, they're here to talk about themselves which is why they always make sure to post an avatar so you know that they made the post.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lala players are homosexual (aka. pedophiles) irl.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >break the rules
                >act like coomer trannies
                >post porn of your ugly OC's like chris chan
                >"they hate us because we are cute that's all"

                This is why incels shouldn't have attention. It fricks with their heads.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >she

              ?t=1136

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the uwu weapons are literally the best ultimate weapons, there's no better shield than holy shield ultima

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people have tunnel vision in these fights and don't have any idea who is saving who; they just commend the healers without thinking about it. You need to create one of those macros so that any time you cast Verraise on someone, you announce it in party chat. Use the word "Verraise," not "Raise." That might help.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Healers should commend whichever DPS they got to ignore. Tanks should commend healers. DPS should commend each other.

    Tanks leave to quick to bother commending.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've played nothing but tank since launch day of 2.0. played consistently, for the most part. i have 1.6k commendations.

      I leave immediately via u menu -> leave

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shit homosexual animals.
    >>>/vg/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mind my own business the entire game
    >Didn't interact with anyone
    >Finally finish EW MSQ (at the time)
    >Start hanging out in Limsa
    >Guy approaches me, we become friends
    >Guy invites me to a venue, his femra friend adds me on Friend List
    >Didn't really care at the time, played the entire game alone
    >She starts visiting me randomly
    >Slowly fall for her, we get really close
    >I confessed, she said she's not ready yet
    >We start dating and get together
    >We broke up but stayed together as friends
    >I still haven't gotten over my feelings for her
    >She starts dating a guy
    >I absolutely lose my shit, cry like crazy even though we're not in a relationship anymore
    >Cut off all contact with her

    Unsubbed from the game forever.

    I still want to play the game but everything just reminds me of her. What should I do?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >confessing feelings
      Rookie mistake, never do this. You just have a good time and wait for her to do that shit. Women like strength and fun in men. Don’t fall for they like emotional men crap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened to me, but she was a KPOP idol who had heart problems from the vaccine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based schizo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I fap with you
        I can't believe I read all the way up to that point and still thought it was a girl playing off two guys.
        I'm playing a different game to these homosexuals, I never come across this, not even remotely.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do homosexuals
        always talk
        kinda
        like this?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have one hand on their dick, they're typing with autocorrect on.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing that this whole world of drama exists. I just do my roulettes and then log off.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        very typical lalafel behaviour

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard fem hrothgar got datamined? What's the verdict, are they built for human men?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a tease of their legs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Walk/run/sprint animations got datamined too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a tease of their legs

      They're going to look goofy, might even be the female equivalent of malera
      Look at that crash bandicoot run

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks feral enough. Also are nice thighs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a cat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I goon to your pics

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you are b***hing about it. And just like girls irl can smell your inceldom, other players can smell you veing a little b***h about commendations.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Subjobs or specializations?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should rework Arcanist so people can't double level an healer while playing whatever the frick SMN is nowadays

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no more jobs, get rid of them
      just give me a list of all 1000 actions in the game and allow me to choose 40 of them, like what BLU does, but for everything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grab ALL buffs
        >Maintain alignment for them
        >Have a generic 123 to maintain gcd
        >Bring in Six-sided star to allow you to PENTA WEAVE
        >Every DPS sucks your dick because they hit BIG FRICKING NUMBER
        I want a support class like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think corsair should become a dps job for gladiator

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use the general you vile troons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH N-

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give my comm to the guy with the funniest name/portrait

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder not to bully miqo'te players!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks his catgirl is unique from every other catgirl in this game.
      >doesn't understand why people would view a chunk of code assembled into a sexually pleasing image is seen as a sex object.
      Gotta love these sorts of people.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how tall you are

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK BIGGERS
      This is a no tall zone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate biggers so much that's insane

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You either
    >aren't attired in red, this instantly loses you any comms no matter how good you are, how funny your portrait is, etc
    >had a dmv ass motherfricker portrait
    >acted like a homosexual
    Also stop giving a shit about comms, they're useless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Untrue. It's still a requirement for the achievement + mount. If you care about completionism you absolutely want that shit done

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both of those are useless.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah everything is useless if you don't care about anything. Very insightful indeed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesnt matter because you arent going for every single achievement in the game

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What if I want to get as many as them as possible?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finish your field notes already

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uuuuh I am busy in Diadem jail right now sorry

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Played for multiple thousands of hours
                >Still haven't unlocked Diadem
                Crafting is for homosexuals, Fishing is not included because those guys are C H A D S.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                diadem has fishing moron
                >t. saint of the firmament from fishing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and I'm not doing it. I'm not a crafter it's for homosexuals, but if you are a Fisherman you're ok with me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok sorry for calling you a moron anon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOOOOOOOLY SHIEET 3 FIRST PRIZES IN A ROW TOP OF THE TICKET IS BEST

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >naturally all red
      >dont even know what that means so hopefully not
      >never even speak past hi/gg
      Its not that I give a shit, rather I feel like I get them less than the statistical average so I take it as indication that im doing something wrong

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLM should remain as-is.
    SMN should have lengthy cast times on their summon spells to make up for basically no cast times on Gemshine. Make Resurrection only available during Phoenix and have the ability change itself to a different support ability based on the current primal.
    RDM should have the lowest damage output but should get increased healing output and have insane party buffs.
    There, casters are perfect.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SMN should get worse

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It shouldn't just have infinite mobility plus party support. Traditionally in the series summon spells have super long cast times. Also take away the damage fall-off from their summons so they're the kings of AoE. But it should also have some kind of support, just put their rez on Phoenix only and give every primal its own unique support.

        SMN barely even qualifies as a caster, it has 4 hard casts per minute, 1 of which can be skipped with swiftcast
        thats in addition to it being the most brainless job in the game, it deserves to be dead last, yes, even behind dancer

        That's why it should have the cast times on summons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMN barely even qualifies as a caster, it has 4 hard casts per minute, 1 of which can be skipped with swiftcast
      thats in addition to it being the most brainless job in the game, it deserves to be dead last, yes, even behind dancer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SMN should get worse

      SMN barely even qualifies as a caster, it has 4 hard casts per minute, 1 of which can be skipped with swiftcast
      thats in addition to it being the most brainless job in the game, it deserves to be dead last, yes, even behind dancer

      How about they don't do that and they just add 3 more primals on the lead up to Phoenix and have 2 of them require hard casts?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a better idea would be to rework SMN again
        it wouldn't be XIV if SMN wasn't reworked every expansion

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think they can, theyre busy reworking I mean gutting DRG and AST for 7.0

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just make it like Dissidia's Yuna.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss bullying Scholars
    I mean, you still can, since the most defining part of their job is getting all their fun shit nerfed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scholar is the superior shield healer though? Are you okay?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scholar's aesthetic is so wildly inferior to Sage's that it's not even a contest

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do PoD full party
    >Play BLM
    >Barely pay attention, do the bare minimum casting here and there
    >look away from the video I was watching after the boss is dead
    >3 commendations
    N-no people. Not like this.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.51 out yet? I want my fairy mount

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    slash me parks my large ass on your dumbass catgirl and/or lizard
    >people actually move when i do this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give to whoever has the portrait I like the most.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the introduction of portraits, it has unironically become the main reason for comms with most people. If you dont get any - something wrong with your ugly mug.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to admit it, but I do this too.
      Is it over for me, A male elezen Scholar main?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sorry fool

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been over since you were born

          I only chose this race because I wanted the grey/blue skin like Elder Scrolls Dark Elves.
          I was going to play Lalafel, but then I found out there was ERP in this game, and wanted to not feel weird about it.
          Also, it's nice to have a cool looking character to take seriously in story moments.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been over since you were born

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hit rank 19 for Island Sanctuary, do I unlock anything other than renovating my workshops?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe felicitous favors

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you finish your workshops you unlock the Felicitous favors

        A quest that gets you the golf player outfit

        Thank you. I asked the exact same thing on /xivg/ and I got literally 0 answers. Bunch of useless fricks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just remember that Intervention gets a buff from popping Sentinel or Rampart

          That still happens though. At least once a month I'm tanking and a healer goes down, so I just pop Nascent on cooldown on the ranged or casters that don't have self-healing tools. Or the melee if they're really low and Second Wind or Bloodbath are on CD.

          I know. I just believe if we had stances we would have better party dynamics.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you finish your workshops you unlock the Felicitous favors

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A quest that gets you the golf player outfit

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never comm, only if people actually grab my attention by either being, or doing something really cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tanks keeping the party alive after the healer dies
      I miss Stormblood and stances.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should practice PLD more. I like the idea of carrying by using cover or throwing intervention at people before aoe..

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That still happens though. At least once a month I'm tanking and a healer goes down, so I just pop Nascent on cooldown on the ranged or casters that don't have self-healing tools. Or the melee if they're really low and Second Wind or Bloodbath are on CD.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play a cute femlala.
    >do a good job on any role, but usually healing.
    >stay quiet unless asked questions.
    >implicitly fine to /pet and /hug.
    >reduce everyones stress levels except ESLs who suffer from cute aggression.
    >greet on entering, gg on leaving.
    >get extremely well commended in every instance.
    It's that simple.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play a cute femlala.
      instant comm, will probably coom to your lala after the run

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but playing well on top of that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're usually a bottom

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic = TBC > WoTLK = HW > MoP > ARR > SB > current Retail > dogshit > Sneedolands > SHB > more dogshit > EW > > > Post-EW

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have given, probably, less than 15 comms in my entire xiv career. I'm a mentor too.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play a better mmo with real challenges and not DDR mini games

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That is to say - what logic do you use when you hand these out?
    Portrait >>> Better than me > No commend

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Mages are so pathetically weak that a SMN/SCH's book smack does more damage their their swords
    everyone laugh at RDMcucks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      RDM is a joke in this game
      Their melee combo doesn't even feel good, it's floaty and flamboyant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      RDM was the MVP during SB's Eureka

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you guys feel if Machinist and Bard got split into Gunner/Machinist and Ranger/Bard?

        >rez at <pos>
        >ambulance roleplay
        I really liked how high level players were the only ones allowed to ride mounts.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >high level players were the only ones allowed to ride mounts
          >tfw no eureka gf

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always liked running with the low levels who missed the bus.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I really liked how high level players were the only ones allowed to ride mounts.
          >busting out my Regalia to ferry half of the party to a NM spawn
          It was soul. It's a good example of how intentional inconvenience can be vital for MMOs.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right? Its why flying should be limited to certain weather effects.

            no more jobs, get rid of them
            just give me a list of all 1000 actions in the game and allow me to choose 40 of them, like what BLU does, but for everything

            That could work. There's a lot of cut skills and animations just wasting away.

            Man there's not a single job I find enjoyable any more in XIV.

            Try their pvp counterparts. Dancer is my favorite.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Playing dancer in PvP
              God when you play literally any other job in there it must feel like shackles being removed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >high level players were the only ones allowed to ride mounts
        >tfw no eureka gf

        Always fun giving low levels free rides

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only commend lalas. If there are none, I commend nobody. If there's multiple, I go with who has the best portrait

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, I never commend lalas, even if they did well...

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MCH BRO...I got nothing. We'll always be the ranged physical DPS of RDMs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take a mediocre MCH anyday over BRDs/DNCs who scuff the everloving shit out of their buff timings
      >that one BRD who only uses their first radiant finale after getting 3 stickers, well outside of raid buffs
      >uses radiant finale on cooldown, causing it to fall out of alignment
      >DNCs who just wait fricking ages to use tech step for some reason and don't stack it with devilment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wise Angry Turret speaks truths

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unnnggg uhhhh me partner unga melee biggy health and strong hurt stick or magey blacky??
        >aaauuuUUGHHH UHHHNNGG ME PARTNER un the lowsy healthy with no good hurt stick and no pretty GEMMYs in thingies....
        How do they do that? How do they tech step and misalign devilment by 10+ seconds?
        It's a consistent thing too, and it's always homosexual catboys or dumb women playing the moron

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never commended a female wol in years

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never
      >in years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always in a while

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNLEASH DILATIMA

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try and give commendations but everyone leaves before I have a chance

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IS THAT A SKIMPY MIQO'TE *comms*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY HECK I'M GONNA BUST!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too, estinien

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's big fishing going? I got two left, Thavnairian Coast and the Abode of the Ea. Not looking forward to the 6.55 fish. Jeez.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even started on the 6.5 fish yet. Soon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worried they fired the guy in charge of creating big fish because all of the 6.4 ones were incredibly easy compared to past expansions where I had a ton of trouble with a lot of the x.4/x.5 fish even years later with the EW skill powercreep. But I haven't started any of the 6.5 fish yet

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I used to play: I usually played tank and I would give it to healer. If I played DPS, I would give it to the tank, unless they were shit, then it would go to the healer. I'm shit at healing, but whenever I try, I would also still give it to the tank.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always get commendation as a Sage, probably because most Sages are terrible.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man there's not a single job I find enjoyable any more in XIV.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLM is the only fun job now
      if BLM gets shitty, I'm out forever
      it will never happen, Yoshi plays and will ensure it never plays like shit ever

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a fan of BLM. The timers on Fire and Ice put me off it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a solid two in DNC and SGE

      Right? Its why flying should be limited to certain weather effects.
      [...]
      That could work. There's a lot of cut skills and animations just wasting away.
      [...]
      Try their pvp counterparts. Dancer is my favorite.

      PvP dancer is fricking TRASH to play.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its an example. Warrior is great for the initiation and shield denial.

        >Playing dancer in PvP
        God when you play literally any other job in there it must feel like shackles being removed

        Right? Its like I'm playing another job entirely.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bad example, because it's the one job that needs a full-out rework.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually, I identify the weak link in the group, then find whoever did the best job of covering for it. Sometimes I give it to the guy who did an outstanding job in an already good overall group, but they're usually harder to identify.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Renovating my house. Thoughts on this lala sized kitchen area?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks comfy and spacious, I like the food shelves
      I would maybe change the floor from a carpet, it's an odd choice for a kitchen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nice. Here's my lala kitchen, perhaps there are some ideas you can steal

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are hrothgar players so shit at the game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same reason all femra players are trannies and malera players are groomers
      some races just attract specific types of people, Hrothgar just happens to be moronic furries

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DPS hrothgar eats shit in a raid
      >says "sorry, i play hrothgar"
      >forgive him and comm him later

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the same reason all lalalfel are annoying.
      for the same reason all aura are mentally fricked.
      for the same reason all miquote are gooners.
      for the same reason all male roe are members.
      for the same reason every race in this game has a stereotypical player which for some reason encompasses the entire population of that race.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I play male highlander

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're invisible, congratulations.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            honestly a blessed fate

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It truly is.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its kind of insane how some races are invisible compared to the rest. I think most Lalas and Roe would kill themselves if they went a single day without some form of attention.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              as a male highlander player I don't think I've ever been approached for RP of any sort

              Not to gay players
              Male highlanders are definitely modded and you are being ogled

              I don't care what gays do with their modded clients as long as they aren't thirsting at me in chat. I know there are people who mod every race to be wearing diapers and shit like that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I play male elezen, same. I think the only interactions I've ever gotten on my race is someone commenting how I'm an endangered species.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                elezen are pretty rare yeah and males even moreso, since everyone who just makes the pretty races in MMOs are playing miqote

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got approached once as a male roe and not at all as a male highlander, myself.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I got more attention when I changed to Elezen, though fewer comms.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I play lala but I don't dress like a bawd so I'm pretty much invisible to everyone
              I've been the victim of a drive-by petting only twice in my 1500 hours of playing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other way of getting interactions is with joke glams.
                Here with low effort golden animal/costumes lala like tonberry, pig or elephant, every week on roulette i get called out on chat or emoted.
                I bet you also get lali-hoed tho, cause i also have that glam

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never gotten lali-hoed other than by my friend

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah your data center is shit then

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, I've been told Primal is shit
                the only thing I know about Hyperion is that it's apparently brimming with spics, but I've never seen any spanish being used in chat so far

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody plays on Primal anymore, they all hop the border and play on Aether instead. GO THE FRICK BACK.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Primal is nice, there aren't as many schizos here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Primal is easily the best data center, the Hispanic meme is only a deterrent.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                shhhhhh, be quiet, don't tell people that

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to gay players
            Male highlanders are definitely modded and you are being ogled

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're mentally ill self inserter that tries to date female characters online.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would I do that in MMOs when I can do it in my mind with furry porn instead

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have defeated me, chad. The only based response, I did not expect this.

              But that's what male highlanders are usually like in my experience.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                GIGACHAD DADDIES THAT'S WHAT WE ARE
                HYUR HIGHLANDERS AND ROES WE FRICK EM WE FRICK WITH EM WE ARE BREEDABLE
                WE ARE MAN
                WE WEAR ARMORS THE BEST AND WE AREN'T FRICKING GIRLS OR FRICKING GIRLS
                M
                A
                N
                M
                O
                D
                E

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              In this MMO you can make any porn you want into reality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >play lala
        >someone tells me there's some lala gathering going on in gridania
        >actively avoid gridania for the next few days
        Fricking hate the average lala player so much.

        No, that's DNC and SMN
        -t Ninja/AST main

        >dnc player partners a rdm of all things
        >swaps off when they die to a smn
        >Proceeds to never swap off of the smn who dies multiple times
        >even though there was a sam who never died
        Of course it was a mentor, so it's hard to tell which side combined to create this level of stupid.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lalab*y

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lalas arent beating the cultist allegations

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sad, but true. I knew what I was getting myself into, though, considering shit like this existed back when i got into the game.

            ?si=YwYGJ00DoQg0Ly92

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        members of what? t.ESL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          memers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. male highlander armor giga daddy cahd breedable bearded roe monk main that suffers from cute aggression
        what's your mode?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Male Vieras
      *Cat GIrls
      *Femras
      The only people I haven't seen go full moron are Elezen
      t. Non Elezen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      On EU at least most hroths you'll see online have private groups of other hroth friends, with statics and ultimate clears and all.
      Also they're terminally ill and addicted to the game.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5w3xd9-U-Q
    https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1947308612?t=3h48m32s

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You expect me to click any of your virus links?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop replying to bait, every fricking thread we have to tell you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try, Ranjesh.
          Still not redeeming the virus

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play better, have a good glamor, and have your portrait set up

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna call the schizo gankeranon for now on

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me I'm excited, just 6 days until UK fanfest, it's going to be top breasts. I have it on good authority at least one person is cosplaying Nophica again with big baps.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going there cosplaying as Golbez with his big fat shoulders.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick? If you can pull that off I will kneel, I'm going to the fanfest, got my fanfest hoodie I'll be wearing that, the one with Gilgamesh on the back standing on top of the Tower Birdge.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no BST
    Should I just run around as a WAR with a bunch of dinosaur mounts and minions and call it a day? I know it's not the same and WAR is braindead to play but there isn't anything else that fits the job fantasy. I'd go BRD to look like a ranger, but I prefer melee rangers. If we actually get GRN, it could be kinda druidy I guess.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tttwwweeeembbuuuuwwwww!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN FIX HER!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this little guy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only boss that made me sweat as a healer. First in a long time, easily my favorite.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ever realize how hueg everything in p1-p8 is?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think about how Meteion and Endsinger shrank. It would have been really fricked up to see Meteion towering over you in Ultima Thule after the player getting used to her being of similar size or shorter.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that on purpose, I mean because of the ancients being so fricking tall.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erenville

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Tank(s) keeping the run going as everyone is dieing around them is more impressive.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i comm whoever pisses me off the least and healers generally piss me off the most by existing because they're almost always trannies with no sense of self awareness

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My theory shall be proven as FRICKED

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to make archon burger from the babish video
    >no eb to eat it with

    Who wants to be the graha to my wol?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching babish
      >G'rahagay
      >le borger catte xD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Babish gets a W because his cookbook was way more worth my time than You Suck At Cooking's was

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're German aren't you. I can smell the Kraut on you.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cute aggression.
    Lalas aren't cute

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuter than au rats

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wish fattie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they look like obese children

        very disturbing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they look like obese children
          out of 10!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rather lewd the actual dicky characters like t'ekkbe, lalas are disgusting

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuter than au rats

      You wish fattie

      they look like obese children

      very disturbing

      Fake manufactured drama is cringe
      I love cute lizzers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People aren't pedo's like me
        >it's a conspiracy

        First it was raceplay allegations. Then it was the troon allegations. Now you come out to bat for the pedo's. I suppose you do kinda sound like a pedo.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MNK or SAM? Only relevant thing you need to know is the character is a sunbawd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sunbawd
      SAM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MNK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both boring as frick. At least SAM has better animations.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sunbawd
      please delete your char or at least fantasia

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monk is always better than Sam

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both boring as frick. At least SAM has better animations.

        MNK

        >sunbawd
        SAM

        Which is funner to pvp with? All I know is SAM has funny instant kill that also kills groups, MNK just does knockback scams on Shatter.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You pick someone to 1v1 to the death

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          MNK is much better in CC. SAM is an almost ignorable meme.

          >Isn't bard also due up for a rework.
          I fricking hope so, the class has so much jank in it

          The only real jank it has is song durations and the weirdness of having to maintain two dots but also just given a skill to remove any real need to touch those after the initial application.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            SAM is ignorable until you do an AoE and one in the pack one shots you

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or you can just look at the enemy party list and avoid using aoe when SAM has LB up.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, the real jank is getting your GCD cucked because AP decided to frick you on procs. Or losing a frickload of potency randomly in your rotation because you never got enough gauge to fire a second time before 2 minutes.
            Song rotation getting fricked by downtime and holding is something else entirely beyond jank and made me stop playing the job altogether

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          MNK has an unavoidable kill combo that is available pretty often
          SAM has an AoE instant kill LB but you need to be lucky and for the enemy to be moronic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >for the enemy to be moronic
            so it works almost every single time?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, because there is almost always a cheating whm.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              At higher CC ranks SAM LB will fail 100% of the time. Good SAM players will sit on their full LB bar for the entire match and use it as a dissuasive tactic.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          monk and drg are the only dps worth playing

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's MCH? I haven't played since finishing EW story in 6.0 and MCH felt horrible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      buffed dmg a little so they aren't super shitty, still plays the exact same

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't bard also due up for a rework.
        I feel that's something they'll probably wind up fixing. Making every song 40s duration to fit the other buff timers or just flat out change how the songs work.

        [...]
        It's still 1 2 3 until you pop heat and then it becomes 1 2 1 3 1 2 1 3 1 2.
        Easily the most boring phys ranged.

        >They are going to have to rework MCH AGAIN
        Just delete the job at this rate.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now they get picked up on raids because highest dps out of all ranged and 10% mitigation apart from tactitian.
      BRD is now on the place MCH was back then.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to this BRD coping, lol. SCH is the hardest class in the game hands down. The pinnacle of skill is carrying all the other morons on SCH.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon Hrothbros...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For what, the better gender already exists

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hunchback completely kills them for me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair I'll give you that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same.

          What will femhroths smell like?
          Asking for a friend.

          Fresh laundry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What will femhroths smell like?
      Asking for a friend.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lavender

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The wait is going to kill me

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            keep the faith, patience will be rewarded

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I doubt we're getting kkron's girls.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        pick up and smell your cat

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm not an AGPgay and my entire identity isn't centered around my fetish can I still enjoy FF?

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some guarantee in dungeons that a certain amount of loot will drop for you job?
    If I want a specific piece am I affecting my chances by rolling on other stuff?
    Basically how can I optimally farm the samurai sword from Vanaspati

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In leveling dungeons you will always get one piece of gear for your job that you don't already have. So if you go on SAM you will get a guaranteed piece every run and eventually you will be guaranteed the sword. This is not the case for level 50/60/70/80/90 dungeons.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So if I win the full striking set and hold onto it, next time I am guaranteed the sword? Pretty neat

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only guarantee that I know of is that you'll get something for your job after completing the dungeon.

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If one of the next jobs is GRN then what weapon will they use?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A flute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mace

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scepter (like the old 1 handed caster weapons back in ARR) or Mace if I had to guess.

        GRM will use a hammer, or mace.

        I want a big hammer but I know it'll be monkeypawed and do no damage/have no associated spells.

        a hammer/mace but they'll pussy out by not giving it random damage

        Isn't the point of a Caster to sit in the back and cast spells, besides RDM's sword rush? Like yeah Tactics A2 gave them hammers and maces, but thinking from a XIV perspective I can't see the devs making a melee-focused caster because that kinda contradicts the point of the other new job being a Melee DPS and all. So it'd be a real waste to have those kinds of weapons unless you really like that Gaia kit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no faith they'd make anything unique or fun anymore
          even GNB is completely melee despite having a gun

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S NOT A GUN IT'S A FRICKING GUNBLADE RRREEEEEEEEE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only Garlean Gunblades are actually guns on blades. Bozjan Gunblades are FF8 Gunblades, which have always been the "fire a cartridge to cause explosive vibrations in the blade" autism thing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm hoping for mace/shield combo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scepter (like the old 1 handed caster weapons back in ARR) or Mace if I had to guess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GRM will use a hammer, or mace.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like if Green mage is in, it'll get the Sage treatment of OC Job with a pre-established job name slapped on top of it.
      That being said, What the frick happened to those 1 handed caster weapons that are now unused by anyone? Maybe someone should pick that back up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a big hammer but I know it'll be monkeypawed and do no damage/have no associated spells.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a hammer/mace but they'll pussy out by not giving it random damage

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Corsair is the selfish scouting job. I fricking hate team buffs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating team buffs in an MMO
      team buffs are fine, its just that the team buffs in XIV are stupidly dull

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't have picked the team buff role, dumbass

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main SAM
    >get regular comms

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >main tank
      >get so many coms that I disabled the message for getting coms from chat
      >check one day
      >over 3000 coms

      lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I main WHM and get coms every single run. people love giving coms to the healer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Healers get comms so easily that i actually judge them the harshest and will only comm them if they pull some MAJOR plays or are the only one with a decent portrait.
        This is especially true when i play tank.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only commend dps if they perform well ie. high damage, fast clears, no dying to mechanics, etc. otherwise I don't commend anyone.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People utilize the following ranking healer> tank > funny name / meme character > good portrait picture. That's it. I made a meme character and my comma sky rocketed in a day of doing roulettes

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit expert crafting is fricking fun. Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good/decent tank > excellent dps if tank is shit > fricking nobody
    I keep it simple.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What jobs are getting gutted next expansion?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRG 100%

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only slip-up in regards to melee DPS this whole expac has been removing Kaiten from Samurai imo, I like the Monk rework and Reaper is good. Inb4 bringing up Summoner in relation to a melee DPS

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          boss hitboxes are too big

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's because melees cried about having to do positionals and tankchads spinning the boss.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was kvetching they were too small around HW and SB to be tbh

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hitboxes mean nothing, mechanics are designed around the lines on the floor

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              hitboxes are imporant because melee classes shouldnt fricking have 99% uptime in fights

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                THEY SHOULD HAVE IT
                but it should be something they work towards to
                my example will always be o3s, you can get full uptime in that fight but it's hard, it adds a layer of skill to both the melee that want to hit their positionals and do mechs with a tiny boss and the tank that needs to position it properly for them

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference in hitboxes between DSR and Thordan Unreal is the most hilarious thing I've seen in this game

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Melee jobs should have 99% uptime but it should take some personal skill and/or team strategy instead of happening naturally.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Melees have 99% uptime even against smaller bosses

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but they dont have it handed to them on a plate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the melees

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all of them, no mercy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      healers have too many DPS options, we need to trim them down

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the one you play, unless you play blm

      In this MMO you can make any porn you want into reality.

      not the porn that I want
      I'm on several layers of niche degeneracy that normalgays look at the stuff I get off to and detect 0% sexual content

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not the porn that I want
        Oh yes you can.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon my friend, I know you only say this out of ignorance, but trust me, there is nobody making mods for what I get off to for this game, and I would know

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, tell us what it is you get off to and we'll see what we can do Anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't make the jobs any more braindead than they already are.
      Or can they?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NEVER underestimate Yoshi-P's ability to make the worst decisions possible.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since Stormblood they've been trimming back all the existing classes over and over and over. If Summoner can be completely and utterly gutted to what it is now, and positionals keep getting the chopping block, DRG lost its animation lock and TP is still entirely gone with nothing to compensate, I can assure you Dawntrail will inexplicably decide Casters are just too complicated with their back-and-forth casting and oGCD / RNG and kneecap all of them but BLM as per usual, or suddenly NIN will find its Mudras streamlined to singular button presses, or BRD will lose DoT entirely and both of its buffs get consolidated into one.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that summoner isn't some almost buttonless job regardless of how much people meme about it.
          It actually sits in the middle when it comes to total buttons available.
          Also, mudras being converted to how it behaves in pvp would not be an issue at all.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm someone that uses PvPCombos to spare my controller hotbar hell, and I still think the actions need reworks to have less bloat, more options rather than streamlining things to singular button presses or removing actions entirely. This game straight up is absolutely fricked on hotbar economy depending on the job and their attempts to "fix it" always do the opposite of what makes sense.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              One of the only jobs that really has bad crossbar issues is gnb though. Ast to a lesser degree.
              That said, stuff like dancer could really just put fan dance iv on flourish and starfall dance on Devilment. Anything that requires an active buff should really just be attached to it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRG is gonna become as easy as RPR

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        DRG is already at that level

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not with that button bloat

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >button bloat
            shut the frick up

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your rotation will be 1 button
              Your fights will be on circles
              Your bosses will be huge so positionals dont matters

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez sucks

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that gatto, Just let me EB her already Yoshi you hack!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she doesn't want little baby WoL dick, she wants the fricking fat barbed lion dick waiting for her on the First

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER give a Hrothgar, Lalafell, Bunny, Cat, or Lizardfricker a commend.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should remove the race restriction from animations (excluding Lalafell of course) and make them a selectable style

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a potato or ridiculous looking hrothgar you don't get a comms from me, simple as.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like people would rather choose based on your race/job combination rather than what you actually did.

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    70% of the playerbase is borderline moronic. I played to crystal in 14 games in CC and did some casual matches afterwards. Got a shitload of people that were too fricking dumb to click their heal command.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the two teams are staring each other down
      >melee in your team jumps in the middle of the enemy's
      >dies with full MP
      Every fricking time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also that. People have terrible positioning. Bards standing behind enemy lines and not focusing shit. I can't even carry these shits as WHM. They eat up all my heals and die in the middle of the fight with 100% MP.

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're gonna need an updated version once Femhroths are released

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Azim Steppe was kino, the Xaela are the true master race of Eorzea.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cirina is the better of the two, she would be the perfect housewife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadowbringers wasn't edgy enough
      True. They should have corrected that in Endwalker but didn't.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ranjit beats thancred to the point of passing out
        >leaves for no reason instead of killing him

        why

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thancred does stealth tricks most of the fight
          >Beats Ran'jit until he almost defeats him
          >Ran'jit retreats thinking he's about to lose
          >Does not realize Thancred, who was in stealth, was actually way fricking worse for wear and about to pass out

          Simple as

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >headcanon

            lmao

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just imagine if the boss health bar kept disappearing so you lose track of it and how low he really is as you keep getting lower and lower yourself

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pedophile, has probably said something like "they're actually adults so it's ok"

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like black mage, I think the black mage quests should just be killing white mages and conjurers

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole Tsuyu shit was dumb as hell lmao
    did they legit forget all of her warcrimes because she lost her memory? does it work like that irl?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japs are just moronic about morality

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >entire expansion is about violent revolution against the evil garlemald empire's reach and their systemic oppression of everyone under them
        >one samurai points out that the Kugane ruling caste are oppressive in their own right and tries to do a revolution through controlling his own nation's forces internally to cause a coup
        >"NO, WE MUST NOT DO THAT, KILL THAT DISHONORABLE TRAITOR, we shall change society for the better with internal reform"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of that was Ugetsu's fault and his approach will make things way worse by making the bugyo freak out, something he's already been on the receiving end of several times and each time he want DAMN THOSE ACCURSED BUGYO, DOES THEIR DEPRAVITY KNOW NO BOUNDS while he refuses to wear a fricking mask or something while killing them

          Musosai was 100% on board with assassinating various bugyo and getting revolution up and running, Ugetsu is the one that shat it. Ugetsu is one of those morons that would have said "daehhh while why didn't i just kill all da crystal braves in da room?" when Nanamo was poisoned and shuts his ears when he's told that would have made things way way way way way way worse

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly both of the siblings are shit. The entire arc boils down to shitting on what made the first portion of SAM's questline interesting and being thinly veiled jap wank about a bunch of idiots that have reasonable views proceeding to be taken to "you disagree, therefore I must kill you"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the purpose in punishing someone for a crime they have no idea even happened?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so if I killed 100 people and lost my memory, its all water under the bridge? reminder that she got her memory back with a little nudging and it would have been in character for her to fake amnesia
        >Tis better to bend with the wind than stand tall and be broken

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          At the same time, the mercy they showed her was what led her to ultimately decide she did deserve to be punished and sought out suicide by WoL instead of just pretending to be innocent.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, but you'd probably be put into custody for at least a few days as the relevant authorities decided what's the correct course of action, which is literally what happened until she recovered her memories and decided to die on her own.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, think about it, if you had a tiny clone of hitler who had all the memories of regular hitler would you punish it? he thought he did all that stuff but he wasn't the one who actually did it so could you really punish him?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        PERFECT COPY MEANS PERFECT COPY

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no point at all in punishing her for something she can't remember doing and when her behavior even while unobserved is consistent with her supposed memory loss
      There's a questline that says much the same thing with an amnesic Black Rose engineer around the Ala Mhigo/Gridania area iirc but they end up punishing him (or was it executing?) anyways because if he recovers his memory it'll be bad news, Yotsuyu meanwhile is completely harmless on her own because she's just a spiteful prostitute and all of her power came from having goons and Zenos having her back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a questline that says much the same thing with an amnesic Black Rose engineer around the Ala Mhigo/Gridania area iirc but they end up punishing him (or was it executing?) anyways
        Kinda unrelated but it's hilarious how Laurentius and Yuyuhase potentially got fricking executed offscreen.
        I'm still hoping they didn't get executed and we see them again some day doing forced manual labor for the Alliance or something.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see Laurentius make it because he just refuses to stop falling in with bad crowds, Yuyuhase meanwhile is unrepentant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it fair to execute someone if they have amnesia about what they did? I don't really know. But I think the point is that Gosetsu himself also committed warcrimes and he was forgiven by everyone but himself, so the Tsuyu shit was really just a way for him to find that redemption he needed without committing suicide.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew domans deserved what she did

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because for all intents and purposes, Yotsuyu died already, and someone else took her place.
      At that point, there's no point of punishment aside from just the mere satisfaction from the people who don't understand what happened.
      I was actually pretty upset that WoL wasn't set to watch over her since that would give us a chance to see if she's faking or not. If the echo triggers, and shows something she shouldn't know, then it's all a ruse. Maybe we'd even get started trying to control it.

      We never do learn to control it, which really gets me upset.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Echo potentially getting you killed only comes up a few times or so too. When it happens right before a blasphemy fight in one of the role quests in EW Merlwyb couldn't believe it had to start triggering right at that time of all places.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was just more dog shit SB writing. The amnesia arc was on the "my dog ate my home-work" level of stupidity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the clone of little hitler issue. Not the same person that did the crime.

      Don't get me wrong it was a lame story point overall but if she remained literally busted then she'd have been fine.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BLU is totally going to be a real job with a gauge and LB now bros!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have a Screenshot of the moment they mentioned peculier spellcasters in the New World from the recent BLU update?

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn the writing is so deep people just make up things in their mind and then treat them as real
    in a story where urianger became an astrologian in a world with no nights

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in a story where urianger became an astrologian in a world with no nights
      ASTs don't actually need any stars, they just need to imagine the stars are there. This comes up in the AST quests when they talk about how Nocturnal Sect draws power from Dalamud, despite Dalamud not even existing anymore. As long as they can chart where Dalamud "should" be, they can draw power from it.

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Button bloat can be easily solved by using the pvp button setup

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just use the xivcombo addon so all of my combos are one button instead
      123 = 111
      124 = 222
      aoe->aoe = 33

      etc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE COMPLEXITY OF THIS GAME COMES FROM PRESSING 123!!!!! YOU'LL RUIN THE GAME!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!

      just make it optional lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of wish that every class got the Black Mage treatment, where the rotation is easy to understand, but doing everything right, and optimizing it to perfection is insanely hard.
        Maybe not to the level of Black Mage's difficulty, but something like that.
        Like maybe melee need to hit positionals to build up a guage to use on special attacks. You hit the one button main attack, but every 10 seconds or so, a positional comes off cooldown, and you need to use that one. Or you get a 15 second damage buff that you need to reset with a different positional.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would that work with MNK exacty? that job requires a 1-1-2, 1-2-2, 1-1-3 kind of rotation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 paths with three skills each
        111
        121
        122
        So on and so forth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        one button for damage, one button for buffs.
        So it'd be B-B-B, A-A-A, B-B-A, A-A-B, B-B-A, A-A-A

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would they make Perfect Balance work?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            according to the monk main that created xivcombo's 5 page long manifesto rant about why there's no monk replacers its just impossible

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the only way for MNK to be XIVcombo'd is to destroy its free form combo gameplay
              >this is definitely what's going to happen
              FRICK

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this point they simply don't care for complexity or depth unless it's Yoshida's pet class. They'll keep catering harder and harder to newer players without actually devising anything anything better or more interesting, and those new players are still going to somehow reach the Ultima Weapon wearing a lv1 tubesock on their head spamming their first attack in the combo anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          like a beat-em-up game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't do it to MNK because the combo system is a defining job mechanic. But on most jobs that's not the case and there's very little depth provided by having different skills in a linear combo that you always press in the same order. If the PvP combo style was adopted, it would make space for other more interesting skills.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks Square would actually give you more interesting abilities if they made 1-2-3 into 1-1-1
          you are fooling yourself, all jobs will be the same boring shit regardless

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They won't, but they could and they should. Likewise I have no hope that they'll fix healers but I still love talking about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >use xiv combo on drk
      >can move bloodspiller, edge and shadowbringer closer on hotbar
      >burst window feels less painful, and is actually kinda fun
      >becomes my favorite job
      >can easily swap back to 123 on patch days without much of a hit to my performance

      I really don't see the hate towards the entire pvp combo idea. I don't use it on proc based jobs like phys range but on tank its pretty nice.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hate pretty much boils down to a vocal minority of jackasses that somehow staunchly believe the basic fricking combos and certain other abilities being affixed to one-button PVP style would be removing skill from the game, despite most combos being so braindead there simply isn't any skill about it once you finished ARR. The only jobs with any amount of effort in their basic combo setup anymore is literally just MNK, SAM and the NIN mudras, all the other jobs would easily just benefit from it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well honestly if they ever did it, just make it optional, and customizable.

          I would love for the ability to condense things like Devilment and Starfall dance for example.

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love how much seething this video caused lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what video

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't gonna work with Gankerx

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking hate the modern age

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              pensive emoji

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                gay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, this video is shit
          zoomer is just mad for attention, so many awful criticisms

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer is just mad for attention

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            go post your autistic screeching about pvp combos and just the most fricking moronic arguments using random e-celebs as "proof" somewhere else

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you confusing me with another anon itt? Absolutely buck broken.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ff16 poaches all the talent
      >stuck with b-team
      >decide to use the lamest ways to evoke emotions from the brain dead crowd
      >destroys everything from 1.0
      He needs to be replaced

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only person I've seen seething is Xeno. Also friendly reminded any content creator will never properly critic the game since their lively hood is tied to the the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw that, and I think its because the video fricking annihilated Xeno's fake brand of being the edgy contrarian by showing him laying down 5000 disclaimers just to say dungeons are easy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, and they don't want to burn any kind of early access bridge that they had like Shadowbringers. Although 99% of the videos all of those homosexuals made were garbage. All of the content creators for XIV have always been garbage and its funny to me how easily they were outdone by the wowgays jumping ship.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the best moments of EW is Mr. Happy getting exceptionally pissed things got leaked before he could make a video on the new stuff.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was fricking great how mad Blufever made him.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it! I blacklisted them all!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally how?
      i only blacklist shitters and rude people

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >install all of papachin's job vfx mods at once
    >mfw frontlines

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna see if he'll eventually make a custome one for flare
      the boss one with the 50 dots kind of sucks, and he did eventually make a custom one for foul after it was the boss one for a while

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breakcore Zeromus music
    >can't appreciate it fully because TMJ disorders are giving me tinnitus and messing with my hearing in one ear

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thread?? OUTSIDE OF VG???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      clippingway

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GNB now has 4 cartridges, double down upgrades to triple down and has a continuation follow-up
    >DRK gets 2 brand new damaging ogcds with 3 charges each
    >Healers have their dots removed but all of them receive 30 sec cooldown ogcd heal
    >SMN rework
    >SAM's shinten kenki cost reduced from 25 to 10, Iaijutsu removed to help with button bloat

    source: my uncle works at square enix business division 3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake as frick. We know every final action will be a finisher to the job's finishing finisher.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate it

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mod that lets you download others cosmetic mods has 23k users
    if mod users are only 0.1% of the total playerbase
    does that mean there is currently over 2 million concurrent players?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's around 1.3 to 1.5m according to LuckyBancho iirc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious to me that people are throwing a pissy fit over having their precious paid mods "stolen"

      god I love a good mod drama

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody's gonna steal your mods in a dead game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't even use mods outside of qol plugins

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          people steal mods from special snowflake tards out of spite, theres a discord specifically for sharing lolcow mods stolen from a syncshell and watching them freak out on twitter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >download mod stealing plugin
        >realize that modbeasts look like fricking burnt aliens covered in ink and I dont want that slop
        >never use it.

        mare is a really cool idea until you realize how bad the tastes are of people in this game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I use it to steal everyones mods so I can make a repository of paid for and private mods.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fricking kneel

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man I need to figure out how to do this. I'm still looking to frick around with the RPR keyblade crap for shits and giggles

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you upload to the mod piracy telegram?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick is that? I just have a mega full of shit for my pals.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There (used to be) an entire site dedicated to mod piracy and sharing paid mods openly but creators had a meltdown over it and it was forced into hiding.

                Its got a frickton of paid mods on it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is wrong with some women?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mare specifically says to only share with friends
        >modbeasts just display it publicly
        >get mad when there are consquences

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ovoos
    >don't even break 200 points
    Yup, its the Immortal Flames FL experience.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron
      teams literally dont matter, its all random now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet its always Flames losing, Adders win more often than not, and Maelstrom exists to bully Flames and feed Adders.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immortal Shames can't stop losing

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >xeno mentions how it'd be good to have xivcombo implemented
    >now everyone in Ganker talks about how great it'd be to have xivcombo implemented
    you fool no one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one want this beside small ranged brains

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      joke's on you, i've been using it since last year

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people are indifferent but whatever makes you feel superior, moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seem to know a lot about what ecelebs have been talking about. Got something to share with the class?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course I know about them, you motherfrickers won't fricking shut up about them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one want this beside small ranged brains

      joke's on you, i've been using it since last year

      I think most people are indifferent but whatever makes you feel superior, moron

      >We should add XIVcombo to the game and turn every job into SMN!!!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        one or two combo classes might as well have it already
        what a fricking weird hill to die on you sperg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People (morons) have wanted that implemented before the xivcombo mod or Dalamud plugins even existed.
      You (moron) are proving that you watch and care about e-celebs because you even know what that fricking ginger soi b***h talks about.
      In short, go the frick back WoWrat garbage.

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That is to say - what logic do you use when you hand these out?
    Priority system.
    Rez me > Dance partner > play noticeably well > best portrait
    For example if I'm healing a group during normal roulette and I see the melee lb3 the instant it pops, and then lb1 the instant it pops because he knew he had enough time to do both during the fight he's getting my comm. But if it's just a regular run and nothing amazing happens I'll just judge portraits.

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny answer
    >le rdmmmm xddd
    real answer
    >people don't pay attention and just commend healers or tanks by default

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    list of jobs that do not benefit from xivcombo and therefore are 100% legitimate when played
    >BLM
    >MNK
    >ALL HEALERS

    If you play any other job your clear cannot be verified as legitimate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blm
      >doesn't benefit from xivcombo

      oh what little mind you have.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it really doesn't
        if you play BLM at a high level you cannot use a rotation bot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        blm requires too much improv to play optimally to xivcombo it
        you can xivcombo a basic blm though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      begone lappgay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blm
      lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        try playing blm at some higher end content like TOP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      blm has button consolidation to save keybind space in xivcombo

      little babies e-celeb watchers with no hands replying to me
      stop it
      you want xivcombo because 1-2-3 is too hard for you
      LOL
      "b-b-but my hotbar space!!"
      maybe wait until you grow up to have actual hands
      googoogaga

      I use shit like replacing burst shot with refulgent arrow because that's genuine bloat that doesn't need to exist and can't be justified at all

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        blm has leylines into between the lines
        if you don't know why between the lines is never used, like how cure 1 is never used, then you have no idea how to play black mage

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if you don't know why between the lines is never used, like how cure 1 is never used, then you have no idea how to play black mage
          explain.
          t. clueless

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            BTL and aetherial manipulation are ogcds
            in order to not clip your gcd you gotta burn an instant to use them
            usually black mages position themselves so that one instant worth of movement is enough for most mechanics
            if you clip to use BTL or AM you're playing inefficiently
            and to properly use those movement tools you gotta use them in very niche situations (P1 of TOP)

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's what I thought but thanks for explaining king

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >blm has leylines into between the lines
          >if you don't know why between the lines is never used, like how cure 1 is never used, then you have no idea how to play black mage
          Holy shit lmaooooo shitter trashcan
          Even Peri Dot uses it, kys shitter

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >uses an instant
            >for a movement that he could've done without BTL
            >clips his next gcd anyways just to use BTL
            this was an example of inefficient use
            plan your leylines better
            don't play like this

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have no idea about BLM optimization and you're making yourself out to be a total fool
              just hold the L and walk away before you dig into china

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                and you have no idea how to play black mage if you think that you NEED between the lines for that movement
                burning an instant just to use BTL is dumb because you could just move with more precision and more reliability instead of getting yoinked into your leylines

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blah blah blah

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post your logs or don't respond, don't care otherwise.

                >more precision and more reliability
                How the frick is waltzing your ass into the circle more precise than hitting a button to blink into the center of the circle?
                It's faster, and there's much less room for undershooting your target.

                NTA but it's true
                BTL and AM are unreliable
                if your AM target is slightly off you're fricked
                that clip looks very flashy but BTL is totally unnecessary in that mechanic and using instants to move is much more preferrable to being teleported to somewhere you don't expect

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more precision and more reliability
                How the frick is waltzing your ass into the circle more precise than hitting a button to blink into the center of the circle?
                It's faster, and there's much less room for undershooting your target.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >clipping with an oGCD is less efficient than walking all the way back
              really examine what you're saying here, and ask yourself if you know what you're talking about.
              you don't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >using 2 instants to use BTL
                vs
                >using 1 instant to just move
                your choice

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The BLM in that clip has a 100 on the fight. Post your logs.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't matter you can get 100 by playing inefficiently
                he used 3 instants in that clip
                there is no situation where 3 instants are needed AND BTL to properly move

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post your logs or don't respond, don't care otherwise.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU TELL THEM
                THAT STUPID FRICKING b***h PLAYING A FRICKING KID WHILE WE AREN'T FRICKING KIDS AND WE HATE CUTE FRICKING THINGS
                MANMODEEEEEE
                NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY JOB
                ONLY JOBS THAT MATTER ARE
                WAR
                MNK
                THAT'S IT
                BIG FRICKING AXE AND HITTING SHIT
                FISTING EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE JOIN THE FIGHT CLUB HOO HA HOO HA

                ok but i pointed out that xivcombo consolidates fire and blizz 4 and didn't get a response
                does it not do that anymore?

                NOBODY FRICKING CARES b***h
                MAYBE PLAY A REAL MANLY JOB

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it replaces fire 4 with blizzard 4 based on your stance, or it did anyway
          Is that a baseline thing now?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think Cure 1 isn't used for any reason beyond healers being too heavily loaded with ogcds and st healing being rarely needed in current content, you're moronic.

  100. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    armorchads ww@

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YYYYEEEEAAAHHHH ARMOR DADDY-I MEAN ARMOR CHADS LET'S GOOOOOOO
      WE LOVE FISTING EACH OTHER AND THE BOSSES YEEAAAHHH
      MAAAANNNMOOOODDEE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        armorchads ww@

        >post timer
        Embarrassing, post the source to redeem yourself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying way too hard to make this a thing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          YYYYEEEAHHHH ARMOR CHADS LIKE IT HARD
          HARD AND SWEATTY WITH MY ARMOR CHAD BROS LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!
          WE FRICK THE DUNGEON AND WE'RE THE DUNGEON ARMOR BROOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YYYYEEEEAAAHHHH ARMOR DADDY-I MEAN ARMOR CHADS LET'S GOOOOOOO
      WE LOVE FISTING EACH OTHER AND THE BOSSES YEEAAAHHH
      MAAAANNNMOOOODDEE

      [...]
      >post timer
      Embarrassing, post the source to redeem yourself.

      samegay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELL YEAH WE ARE HERE BROTHER ME AND THE WHOLE ARMOR CORD WE STAND BY EACH OTHER RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER TOGETHER AS ONE ONLY HYUR HIGHLANDERS AND ROES OF COURSE WE'D BE HERE
      GRANDADDY XEEMS GAVE US ALL THE KISSIES AND WE KISSED EACH OTHER
      OF COURSE I WANT XIVCOMBO IN THE GAME I DON'T WANT TO THINK MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG FOR THIS TINY ASS CONTROLLER FOR THESE STUPID FRICKING COMBOS GRAAAAH I DON'T CARE ABOUT PRESSING BUTTONS I WANT TO PLAY WITH 1 HAND TO JACK OFF LIKE MY BROTHERS NEXT TO ME SO WE CAN JACK OFF EACH OTHER WHILE PLAYING LOOKING AT THE SISSIES THAT PLAY FEMALES BECAUSE WE'RE LIKE THAT
      MAN
      MAN
      MAN FRICKING MODE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying too hard man

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          TRYING TOO HARD NOT TO EXPLODE MY DICK WITH THESE MASSIVE FRICKING HANDS I DON'T WANT TO INJURE MY BROS
          I AGREE WITH DADDY XEEMS US BREEDABLE BEARDED MEN DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE BUTTON BLOAT WHAT THE FRICK

  101. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad they changed gnashing fang combo into a single button.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bind it to your hotbar three times and it's identical to how it used to play. I never removed it when it got condensed in 6.0 so I still have the three separate button icons.

  102. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    little babies e-celeb watchers with no hands replying to me
    stop it
    you want xivcombo because 1-2-3 is too hard for you
    LOL
    "b-b-but my hotbar space!!"
    maybe wait until you grow up to have actual hands
    googoogaga

  103. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is why AST doesn't get auto-commed nowadays.

    I'm out here doing 3x the work, buffing double Black folk with the right cards, Divi at the right times, and being overall miserable then you frickwits give that warrior who pressed their LOL FREE HEAL button in the dungeon.

    The frick you doing homieh?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play cuck role
      >get cucked
      simple as

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up you dumb star bawd and buff my wiener

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya I bet your wiener needs fricking buffed little sun.

        I'm just going to stop comming biggers AND halflings, dorf clan only.

  104. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also Xeno's argument on why everything should be on one button is so they can make mechanics more difficult.

  105. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIVcombo being implemented in the game would force the devs to add more complexity to the combat than linear damage rotations so it will never happen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did this just to see what I could get and parsed an 87 on carbuncle at the time it was current.

      I have since then decided this game's combat isn't for me, and I just do side stuff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wouldn't force shit lmao, the fact that the combos are 1-2-3 instead of 1-1-1 has nothing to do with the lack of complexity, they wouldn't magically add more, now the game is just as dull but you press 1-1-1 instead
      you clearly don't understand how the XIV devs operate

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should bring back cross skills to fix that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          but what about the 2 minute type a/b bozja kate meta?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they ever bring back cross skills it needs to be entirely in self-contained content like an exploration zone or deep dungeon. Gating actual core gameplay shit and not just Role Quests between playing multiple jobs is a terrible idea.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard people say that, but realistically the buttons we DID have "complexity" ((boring or not))
      either got removed (smokescreen, stances, slash up on ninja, FRICKING DARK ARTS
      or got their rbuffs changed to 120 so everything lines up naturally.

      they cannot meaningfully add more buttons because we cannot meaningfully interact with enemies. and they cannot meaningly add anything to a class that would make it outshine or give brainlets the idea that their group MUST HAVE X CLASS in their party. it really is sad. but eureka and bozja are fun though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bozja has systems in place that solve basically all of FFXIV's core problems, and the player base hated it.

        >Player agency with custom builds and skills, allowing you to either go into funny high damage builds, or fill a role your job normally doesnt without forcing you onto a new job
        >Horizontal Progression
        >Content that can be done with friends of all skill levels

        But hey at least we have....variant dungeons....

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Limsa idlers hated it. They're not players.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          bozja raids are great especially in a competent group with bis actions and rays, but the CEs and the zones and story are basically visual and mental mud which really detracts from it. not to mention the sets are mostly all frickugly

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm still working up the nerve to actually bother getting a relic through bozja just for that double-barreled MCH shottie, but my experiences as a solo player for it are untenable at best

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would make the game more annoying to play, it's important to know where you are in your combo. If you are only mashing one button you'd easily lose track of where you are and that would lead to errors or you having to pay far far more attention to your buttons.

  106. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to resub but I will just do autism shit like eureka and dd soloing and stare at my bunny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ran out of autism shit aside crafting
      >did eureka, DD, PvP and roleplay (no longer fun, RP community is complete dogshit now.)
      >tired of my bunny and want to go back to cat but will never be satisfied with anything I play because I feel no connection to any of the races.
      It sucks. I just can't seem to enjoy the game anymore, but there is nothing else to play. I refuse to deal with raid drama again. The clout chasing isn't worth it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only "new" things I have to do are top (lolno) and new blu raids, which I'm not really interested in, and I guess the new extreme
        I guess there are a few new TT cards I could grind, and if I really felt like hating myself I could do firmament nontent slop but I'd rather not

  107. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What commissions have you guys gotten of your characters? I got one where my miqo drugged and is molesting someone elses lalafell

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only commission art of my wow characters

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      giantess vore

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giantess
        bas-
        >vore
        ruined.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have others

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      none that I personally paid for. I find getting art of an XIV character mind blowingly moronic. Having an "XIV OC" is so smooth brained that it kind of makes me disgusted. I've got thousands of dollars in art of actual non-game related, non-xiv, non-anything related, OCs. But xiv? Man, that's so boring.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got some done in a ripoff Amano artstyle. If I want porn I just gpose my middie rimming horse buttholes and getting gaped by futa dick.

  108. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will never improve this game also. Everyone subbed is simply paypiggies to fund future failed games like Babylon's Fall and Forsaken.

  109. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know if free trial can play pvp? Been unsubbed for a while and I don't wanna fund SQEX just to do pvp.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, people used it to cheat so you can't try PVP now on the trial.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should bring back DRG tummy in the DT artifact gear

  110. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When these threads don't get derailed by a bait post, a quarter of the fricking posts just become someone throwing bait after bait desperately trying to derail it.

    What even brings someone to behave like this for hours on end.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ask the same question about a certain someone that has been obsessed with shitting on every other RPG and anything nearby in relation for 8+ years because of XV.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's been at it for hours
      he rotates between misinterpreting the story, job design and other game is xyz

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just gonna pop into your whining for a moment to say that I'm the guy you accused of "misinterpreting the story" last night because you realized that Golbez's writing is a total fricking mess and you couldn't actually cope your way out of it. I'm not the dumb derailing Black person you're currently whining about (that would be you), I've been sitting here posting normally about the game and ignoring the stupid fricking bait. You try really, really hard to act like a complete Black person but luckily this thread is over and nobody bit. have a nice day.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for hours
        Dude I'm pretty sure he's been at it for months, I recognize the same baits over and over and over, always following the same patterns. I've even noticed with time that he seems to count until specific topics are mentioned twice before he posts the exact bait tailored to make anyone who talks about that topic mad.

        I'll take a handful of shitposters any day over the nonstop avatar posting.

        One belongs here and can be found in any thread. The other is a localised tumour.

        I'd rather not have either and not pretend like this is a situation where we have to pick a lesser evil thank you very much.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          but XI better?
          cross class skills
          story makes no sense
          now that the story is explained its bad
          gods dying makes no sense
          now that the gods dying is explained its bad
          bozja? eureka?
          story bad post again
          mass walls of text
          thread derailing
          purposefully being ignorant of what's explained
          XI better
          cross class skills?

          that's his 2 minute rotation

          This is very concerning behaviour, anon. It sounds like I'm trying to piss you off I'm sure but i'm really not. Take a breather.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He started this temper tantrum last night, I don't think a breather is going to help.

            frick.

            Yeah it's unfortunate, even among normal players the cheating is getting out of hand and they won't do anything about it so who knows what will happen.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's
        >he
        You think that everyone who has ever argued with you on the internet is one guy? That level of suspicion could be a symptom of something you know.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, Ganker is one person, I know this because I am Ganker

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          XIV threads are plagued with this shit and it makes it impossible to talk about anything. You make one post and three different people jump on you accusing you of being their personal boogeyman. Everyone is the boogeyman. It never ends, it just grinds everything to a halt and plunges the thread into finger pointing schizophrenia. This board needs thread IDs.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it makes it impossible to talk about anything
            Implying that there's anything to talk about

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              sis we can talk about what the girls in discord said while they were waiting for an NM pop in eureka or we can talk about yshtola some more, there's so many topics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Battlebit comes out
      >Cheap clone of Battlefield made by a small team (3? people)
      >Has low tier graphics but great mechanics/gameplay elements and high player counts to compensate
      >Threads are filled to the brim with people who day 1 have decided they have made the game their mortal enemy and will shitpost, derail, bait, and spam every single thread they can find 24/7
      >It gets so bad the shitposters out number the actual posters

      I don't know but EVERY game these days has people like this that devote their life to attacking it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take a handful of shitposters any day over the nonstop avatar posting.

      One belongs here and can be found in any thread. The other is a localised tumour.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ask the same question about a certain someone that has been obsessed with shitting on every other RPG and anything nearby in relation for 8+ years because of XV.

      he's been at it for hours
      he rotates between misinterpreting the story, job design and other game is xyz

      >Battlebit comes out
      >Cheap clone of Battlefield made by a small team (3? people)
      >Has low tier graphics but great mechanics/gameplay elements and high player counts to compensate
      >Threads are filled to the brim with people who day 1 have decided they have made the game their mortal enemy and will shitpost, derail, bait, and spam every single thread they can find 24/7
      >It gets so bad the shitposters out number the actual posters

      I don't know but EVERY game these days has people like this that devote their life to attacking it.

      I'm just gonna pop into your whining for a moment to say that I'm the guy you accused of "misinterpreting the story" last night because you realized that Golbez's writing is a total fricking mess and you couldn't actually cope your way out of it. I'm not the dumb derailing Black person you're currently whining about (that would be you), I've been sitting here posting normally about the game and ignoring the stupid fricking bait. You try really, really hard to act like a complete Black person but luckily this thread is over and nobody bit. have a nice day.

      I'll take a handful of shitposters any day over the nonstop avatar posting.

      One belongs here and can be found in any thread. The other is a localised tumour.

      but XI better?
      cross class skills
      story makes no sense
      now that the story is explained its bad
      gods dying makes no sense
      now that the gods dying is explained its bad
      bozja? eureka?
      story bad post again
      mass walls of text
      thread derailing
      purposefully being ignorant of what's explained
      XI better
      cross class skills?

      that's his 2 minute rotation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Throw in a "all jobs play the same" a "twitch views low" and a lovingly written description of Runar's penis or how anyone who likes Alisaie is a sexual offender and you've just about got it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and of course the moment anyone points out the obvious, a long stream of "You're a schizo it's not true" posts that all sound the same.

  111. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an arr-dee-em

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      An 'ed Mage

  112. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's this armor meem? is this another westwolves?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One guy trying to force his meme, he's been spamming it the past day or so hoping it will catch on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One guy trying to force his meme, he's been spamming it the past day or so hoping it will catch on.

      YOOOOOO WESTOLVING THEM ARMORS BRUHS
      WE LIKE TO FORCE OUR ARMOR ONTO EACH OTHER BROS LET'S FRICKING MANLY MAN MOOOOOOODE THAT ARMOR YOOOOOOO
      CHAD THUNDERDICKING THAT ARMOR WITH MY SWEATY MUSCULAR BROS IN THAT SEX DUNGEON YEAAAAHHHHHH
      ARMOR CHADS RISE THE FRICK UP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      westwolves was funny though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't shit talk westwolves.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVES
        RIDING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        westwolves is fricking gay and so are you

  113. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    se is entirely to blame for xivcombo, such a thing would have been unthinkable back in hw when each bob had like 3-4 different combos

  114. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but i pointed out that xivcombo consolidates fire and blizz 4 and didn't get a response
    does it not do that anymore?

  115. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 25 different xiv thread personas that are both well known and relatively unknown and I swap between them multiple times per thread based on who else is posting

  116. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY SCIENCE HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE STORY IT MUST BE THE BARRYFOXXOXIgay FROM /MMOG/ HE'S TRYING TO RUN UP THE POST COUNT SO THE BASED LALASISTER CAN'T POST ANYMORE!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is how you know its one person because they always use this same response once theyre outed

  117. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the original Final Fantasy on the NES and have been a fan of the older classical, high fantasy with hints of ancient sci-fi lore. As a result, I play an Elezen Dragoon, and I love hanging out in the Coerthas Highlands. I feel this area really connects to the older games. No hints of sci-fi in this area really. All that other stuff, like Lalafels and such, I do not care for and ruin my immersion when I see them on their “Ceruleum Balloon Mount” floating by me. I hope I ruin theirs with my seriousness.

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